/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - French Arses Edition

Dubs for lewd Carrie

How can a real live person hit uncanny valley so hard?

PRESS M FOR MISSION WINNOW

M

m

>Ferrari has a tight as fuck engine cover
>Mercedes has incidente cooling ducts

Anyone has pics?

yes the Mercedes in the last thread

Has a lady ever looked at you the way this lass looks at Daniel Ricciardo?

>streamable.com/scjcw

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Anyone got a stream that works? Mygoodstream doesn't work.

the absolute mad man. wew.

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That's Aussie-tier shitposting

That journalist? James Allen

what the fuck

That journalist? Peter Windsor

What GTA is this?

>Who is the Better Skier

That is just ruthless

GTgAy Twink City

That's poor even by /our/ standards.

ESKETIT NANDO LORRIS

Tasteless.

Unlike Michael, who is lovely with a bit of garlic mayo.

Damn, I felt that shit over here!

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Lads, how do I stop fangirling over Leqt?

That's a real good way to lose your media pass forever.

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Delightfully devilish

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Beat yourself

Chop of your PeePee

FP predictions:

Merc sandbags once again, Ferrari/RB impressing with pace.

Renault engine issues

Williams will be even further off pace than last week.

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beat your willy then

Buxton or Saward

slow ferrari
sandbagging merc
VER PEEWAN
Mclel engine fire

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YOU'RE NOT ANIME GERMAN!!!!
HOW DARE YOU LARP AS HIM!!!!

:(((((((((((

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That journalist? Walter Koster

>Mick, a short view back to the slopes.

YOU SAY YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH A MALE DRIVER AND CALL HIM CUTE YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT

HHHNNNNNNNNNGGG

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>Stream Aussie nowhere to be seen
I tried the IDs last bread but its still looping

FP1 in 15 minutes
SkyF1 on air now.

STREAMS:
>from Morningstreams

>Sky Sports F1 HD - 1080p
b40533978eba6350c5daae81fb819d5d18e0aa16

>Sky Sports F1 HD - 720p
98e1c780a0ee99b50ae9f88e5bf23cb78f39ff4a

>ESPN U HD - 720p60
e4cb324a489d9011c0986327643c61bfedab84dd

>Fox Sports 506 HD - 720p
026b326cb4684f909fe7c317296741e34d970f65

Noice m8

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what a slip

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hammo said honda is now only 10bhp behind mercedes

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Maybe in race mode.

>f1tv app can't connect
it's useless

hey max your sisters a fat pig

dunno, on sky they've just said red bull themselves confirmed that's the gap

Cheers

E P I N M U S I C

>Nico Rosberg

Who is your favourite black driver?

Alonso

It's time
youtube.com/watch?v=0lcaDG2muJo

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Naomi Schiff

if only, crofty, if only

Gimi

always, when that play i strip my self naked and wank like a crazy, hyaaaaaaaagh!

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>streams are going back 10 seconds every 10 seconds

Lads I really like Ricciardo after watching that Netflix series. Does he have a chance to do something at Renault?

Racing
Point
BWT
Mercedes

What was the deal with Max's car?
Was making dinner and couldn't hear the TV over the kitchen shit.

Oh good that is not just me

WOW BIG ASS

1080p is butter smooth for me

>that ferrari back end

Noice

problem with hydrolics

God damn that Ferrari is tight as a nun

thanks

Can that cunt Alonso fuck off already

probably kicked it in a temper tantrum when he didnt get his tendies just right.

you fucking morons in sky commentator booth, schumacher also (((retired))) but still tested ferraris and somewhat you weren't spewing this utter bullshit back then

cant expect much from them really m8

>somehow

Can we start using the air rakes as a performance ballast? If that doesn't work we could always fill the cockpit with water if the rakes don't work

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Mick, a short view back to the past. Twenty five years ago, Jos Verstappen told us: "Take a trained frog, place him off piste and he is able to ski down the mountain." Twenty years later a ski instructor told us: "He had to strap a go pro to his helmet. It's very complicated." And Michael said, err, he fell during the off piste section, I don't remember what ski resort, on the wrong rock. Question for you Mick. Is skiing today too complicated with 20 and more lines off piste, are you too much under effort, under pressure from rocks? What are your wishes for the future, concerning go pro cameras, errrm, on your helmet? Less cameras, more? Or less and more rocks off piste?

I wanna fugg 50kg while she calls me an idiot for wanting to fugg "an ugly heavy ballast like her".

MORGEN LADS LET'S GET THIS SANDBAGGING

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based

how sweaty do you think her pusy gets after a long race? haha

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ebin

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who the hecc buys a fiat?

Girls whose daddy buys them a fiat 500.

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH LEWIS
VALTERRI IS MY BEST DRIVER NOW

only poor faggots dont daily drive tuned 500 abarth's

braaaaaappp

The Renault front wing is quite literally welded together.

what does a tuned 500 abarth get like 182hp lmao?

the abarth ones are fucking based and sound great

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200+

Imagine daily driving a car with an engine smaller than 6 litres.

Imagine having to phone people and tell them you're going to be late because there is a hill in the way.

Johnny Herbert is a cool fella, but he's a bit shit as a commentator.

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong garage

who is the biggest car baby: HAM or STR?

wankstappen

Fuck you

Gonna fly a plane into your bollocks if you don't shutup about Gasly

Reminder that Martin Brundle thinks he's too good to commentate on practice sessions.

Arrogant tbqh.

HAM never had a bad car

Well it's true, Martin is the only decent commentator since Walker.

>yfw you realise the abarth weighs less than your engine

>mercedes garage full of zoomer children

Pottery

>t. has never watched an F2 race in the last 2 years

Are you a Netflix babby?

>quickly moves goalposts away from F1

Ok m8

GO BOTTAS GO DESTROY DESTROY RAPE

>yfw you realise an alloy 6 litre LS weighs less than you do, Nick

Oh, fuck you Webber man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough

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2009. That Mclel was terrible.
But that is the only time he has driven a rubbish car. The rest of them have been good - championship winning.

BWL

>the only decent commentator since Walker

If you had have said "F1 commentator" you may have had a valid argument.
But you didn't, so you don't.

Remind me what thread we are posting in?

>STROLLED

and he still bitches about the V6

Strull

Binotto is a merc plant

>$troll

vettel picking up speed

he finished 9th in spain in what was 2nd slowest car at that circuit, enough said

A thread about WAGs and cooking tips.

$tance point

>caring about force india

lmao

>$trLOL

>bottas in merc on mediums is 0,02 faster than ferrari on soft
HURRDURR WE WUZ UNDERDOGZ

fuck off poo boy.

what an annoying voice

HONEY BADGER TIME

HIDE YO HEDGE

SECOND TO LAST RACE
HAMILTON REQUIRES ONLY ONE PODIUM TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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>AMX

verstoppen already making excuses

not only i had f1tvpro for few days after my trial has run out and lost it only because it logged me out, but i still have premium live timing on f1 app lol

>the state of it staff working on fom's behalf

Why does the Honda sound so good?

you know a top ten is great when Ralf and DC are the least talented drivers
>inb4 plebs saying it's Heidfeld and Massa

leclerc to WRC

>CRASHJEAN

i love that BRAP kinda reminds me of 2 strokes

I feel like there's a leaf behind every non-negative comment about Stroll.

IT'S LOOKING HARD FOR FERRARI

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What you eating today lads?

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>that season Mclaren got banned for cheating

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is that the number of strokes you've had, nick?

Ghastly lmao

He still won a race you dumb dumb. Even heikki got a front row that season

Is it me or does Honda's BRRAAAAP sound different

>Gasly rolling every fucking time
Just give Blyat the seat already

GASLY OUT
KVYAT IN

Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
(:

Man I miss those 04-09 visual graphics

I am an autist though

shame Button lucked into a good position because of the rain that race, Aguri beating Honda would have been based and deserved

2009 was only bad in the first half of the year

>GASLY

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Yeah it sounds mean like it's growling.

Any pictures of tight Ferrarear?

Carol Vorderman for new Williams Technical Director lads

DEM GIANT TIDDIES

Just watch the practice lmao use your eyes

nah I got shit to do today, I can only listen

F

I'd love to be her Vorderman if you catch Gasly's drift.

>Williams disintegrating aready

Mic is mounted on the exhaust instead of in the sidepod.
Liberty have done it to a few cars, but still haven't fully committed.

Something fell off and broke in williams cars lol.

>wherever I am I must shitpost by saying blatantly wrong things

Is merc racist by sandbagging in an arabian country ?

BILLIAMS

>Celebrity are more important than cars on track
Fuck Sky is kanker

Wait, why did Lewis go off track? Is the track surface racist?

honda engine doing honda things

what a GILF

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Rachel Riley as the new team principal?

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He dindu nuffin, shutup James!!!!!

Well, Carol Vorderman was replaced by Rachel Riley who is officially /f1/ approved, so...

you can get 200-210 out of it with a stage 1 tuning (remap only). pretty stronk little engines, those T-jets
don't know about the american multiair engines tho

He got blinded by the sun. But no other driver did :^)

Hope not she'll accuse half the field of anti semitism.

Rachel is 10/10

How can track surfaces be racist, they're all black :D

>your nose must be this long to be our driver

>log out
>log in
>everything works
cool

motorsport.com/f1/news/exhaust-microphone-abu-dhabi-gp-982040/1380434/

The Honda does sound more raspy than the others, but you can really hear the difference between the mics if you're not a deaf cunt and know what you're listening for.

But lewlew is mutt

She fucking is. But I'm disturbed by just how fuckable I find Claudia Winklemann

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Well Kubica would have a pretty strong seat then

Be nice, Norbert.

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>Yfw James bullies Hamilton instead of Bottas this year

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I'm your boi Zsolt, Norbert is testing in Spain

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m8 everyone wants to fuck Claudia.

She is like a randy chipmunk or squirrel.

BRRRAAAAPPP BRAPBRAPBRAP

People who are too poor for an actual car. Or people who have zero idea what they are doing with their lives.

brrrmmmbbrrrr

How do I get a Jewish gf, /f1/?

Claudia's panda-eyes disheveled look is really attractive

possibly because she always looks like you've just caught her adjusting her bra strap and skirt after she's had a quickie

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>redbull slow lap

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>She is like a randy chipmunk or squirrel.

That is a really apt description. She's just so energetic that she must be a tonne of fun in the sack. I'd be gutted if she was a starfish

>Paul Di Testa running UNDERDOGZ narrative again
FUCKING SKY, EXCUSEME, MERCEDES PR DEPARTMENT

BRRRAAAp BRRAAAAAPpp BRAAAAAAAAPPPppp BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaPPPP

braaaa-bra-bra-brappppppppppp

brrrrrrrppppp

What's this?

WE WUZ UNDADAWGS!!!!!

CHRISTIAN, IT'S CROFTY

Are Amx and Gas still running different wing setups?

Munchy box

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchy_box

Gasly going to be ahead of AMX come Spain at this rate.

>scottish cuisine.jpg
Nigga, that is literally a kebab, just with the bread on the side and not around it.
Nonetheless, I want to have that.

And why the fuck did they put slices of leather in it m8?

WE

WUZ

Also this

>it's another Finn has whipped himself up in to a racist spergout episode

BLINDED

UNDERDOGZ

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UNTERHUNDEN

...

It was an assburger tier post and it was on /f1/

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>rent free

Yeah i'm thinking he's back

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>norris

Crofty is devastated at ROBOTTAS

BOTTAS BTFO EXPOSED HAMILSTEIN

>verstappen wank

shut the fuck up

fact

yeah, nico rosberg in 2013 mercedes wasn't on pole here in bahrain, beating his team mate, certain lewis hamilton, great insight by crofty and herbert

HAMILTON EXPOSED EXPOSED XPOSEDDDDD

RICCIARDO AHEAD OF HAMILBAG

kek

Based Crofty

Valtteri WDC

Ferrari
Are
Cthe
Tfastest

Did HAMLEL even bother to properly take the corner?

WE’RE NOT HAMILTON SEMEN SLURPERS WE SWEAR

it's happening

Commentary today is bad by even their low standards.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH HAMILTON FUCKING EXPOSED HOLY SHIT AHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>hey guys I don't have any rear downforce
>can you check if there's damage

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>vetlel exposed

LEGOAT

holy FUCK this looks delicious

LEGOAT FORSHADOWING

what is happening? i can't watch.

Hamilton so exposed he deliberately goes wide so it looks like a mistake made him slower when in fact he stood no chance against mighty Bottas, yes boys.

Look at McLel pace guys, it's not that bad.

based Lecute exposing carbaby

I don't know what it is about the Ferrari, but it makes me want to Winnow.

Hamilton not even within one second of Ferraris.

>look /f1/, it iz Ferrari PeeWan, we an eine sekunde behind now
>lookz like you wuz ze lugenpresse in zis instance

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>mercedes are ze underdogz
ffs Crofty, this is FP1

>calling Vettel a car babby
>the same Vettel who won in a Toro Rosso

puto

holy fuck karun is annoying, I'm trying not to be racist but..

Just Netflix babbys who have never watched a practice session before thinking practice times are representative.

>Ferrari doing some glory laps for their teefosee

Alfa is so fucking bad. I wish Kimi woulda just retired last season

based unterhundenposter

>ze italians fell for it

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based

>Claire Williams deputy team principal

wat

no mention of albon's mum doing time? no? sky, why?

how can you watch those fucking codes?
post browser friendly stream

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Claire interview
>tl;dr - we're fucked but I don't care

str and memebull were pretty much the same car back then

What is she in prison for?

Frank is still TP until he dies

this

Lurk moar newfag

"""Claire"""

Objectively wrong.

Ferrari fell for the bait xDD

>female team principal

well there you have it

you not nice

its like the matrix
you see code
I see Bahrain

nico rosberg is finnish, crofty

LOL

>geriatric quadriplegic team principle

i mean she was, but the irony or herbert praising them for importing a car for him lol mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-brit-formula-1-driver-13673222

the Alfa is such a sexy fucking erotic whore of a car hngh

When will Claire be replaced?

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i remeber the times when we have a browser stream with mongoloid loli in it

>we are closer to ze midfield zen ve are to Ferrari
>it seems everybody can win zis race

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too bad it's shit
i really want the swiss to do well

even if claire knew how to fix williams, would dad allow her to do it?

What does he gain from telling lies?

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she's got way too much plotarmor to ever be replaced

Yes, he is

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>williams bringing patrick head back as a consultant
why?

>Vettlel

He will piss off soon enough once LeClerc finds his mojo and will always at least the same pace as Vettel.

yeah, laendoe did ay great jawb

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Claire thinks the employees morale is too high and they aren't being shouted at enough

it's average
shit is Willy

Desperation.

Vettel and Hamilton retiring at the end of this season would be nice.

gross but sexy at the same time

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holy fuck, wish all woman could age like that

DEUTSCHLAND

DEINE LIEBE

IST FLUCH UND SEGEN

For the inspirational team radio messages Head gives to the drivers

youtube.com/watch?v=sQGl-q36sVk

what's BWT stand for?

Maybe posted already, can't be arsed checking

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big watery tits

omegalul

Bottas wins tomorrow

Big
Willy
Tits

holy fuck lmao

Jesus fucking Christ I thought it was memeing when it was posted

bring back super hard

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what the fuck

What's he doing this year? WEC? Rally?

We need more Honda powered cars

busy being wide

knowing i only have one life to live, i'd never buy a fucking fiat

>hurdurf I need a coalrolling F150 ALL AMERICAN FORD TRUCK in my life not some gay ass yuropeon ECONOMICAL SHITBOX!!!

Fix It Again Tomorrow eheheheheh

Did anyone else hear the Spanish commentator?

name of the gril in pink please

that wasn't very nice :DD

>He will never experience the joy of driving a small car with great hp/weight ratio going through the gears on a curvy back country road.
I pity you Yanks and your obsession with brands.

gimi bullied by a no name in toro rosso, nice

i enjoy my twin turbo V6 saloon from Japan ackshually

FUCKING ALBON FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
KIMIGANG RISE UP

I bought an Alfa Romeo, i'm good with it :D

>Russell Sprout

you can bet if it was koobitza, it would be ahahahahaha cripple get him out of f1 what's he even doing here xDDDDDDD

>thinking that a fiat isn't an actual shitbox
Did somebody spice you guys' vodka? If you legit want a great hp/weight ratio, you wouldn't be looking at a fiat in the first place. There's a million better cars than that

Based Volkswagen Group marketing poster

>fat john

>In this FP! we got Ricci being exposed by a no-podium man

Montoya

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>hAAS

>Crashjean

RICH ENERGY
>breaks your wings

HULK SMASH

Based and saved

hulk hoganberg vs alt right proud boy

>HULK
Bogs already playing dirty tactics it seems
Too bad he didn't hit a Haas though

>KIMI already following merc team orders

are everyone that afraid of alfa they need to block them all the time

>hulk trying to kill people between him and podium

HULKAMANIA RUNNIN WILD BROTHER

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Everyone is bullying Gimi this prac session

Fuck Volkswagen and everything they stand for. They haven't made a truly fun car in more than 15 years. I'll keep the jap cars, tvym

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>"Hulkenberg going slowly"
implying he wasn't at full Hulkenberg speed

nazi takes hand off a steering wheel, doesn't turn, smashes into hulk - zoomer racecraft at its finest, drs zoom zoom push another car off circuit hit someone for lulz

*ahem*
fuck italians

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>Sauber

inb4 era penal for Hulk

>There's a million better cars than that
There is also tons of cars that are shitboxes just like fiats. My point is don't understand why Fiat, especially pre FCA are singled out as bad cars. I've only had good experiences with pre FCA cars.

reminder that FP1 in Bahrain is an absolutely worthless session

I CAN'T GET LAID IN GERMANY

desu Fiats are pretty bad for Finnish people, the bottom rots away in one winter

this season's version

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I love him so much

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Damn I could use some Winnows

If Ferrari isn't fastest at the end of FP2 i'm eating my Bburago Ferrari collection.

Activate Mission Winnow

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GRAZIE RAGRAZI FP1 CHAMPIONSSS

FORZA FERRARI

I would show her my Vordermann if you know what I mean.

I mean people do still shit on all the French cars too, even though at least Renault has kinda redeemed themselves.
I shit on Fiat because they are just bottom of the barrel here, EXCEPT the 500, but as well only the base model, not the fuckin bloated shits that are the 500X and whatever they have now. That imo is the only Fiat worth anyones time.

How many bongs until Fkino qualifying?

>2018
>Lecute fanboys cream their panties about Charles being a good boy and apologising for swearing on the radio

>2019
>Lecute fanboys shit their panties about Charles being a good boy and obeying every team order

1 bong 10 bings

fiaformula2.com/

get in the line

If Ferrari isn't fastest at the end of Q3 I will stick my 1:2 Vettel helmet up my rectum.

How many bongs til "Get in there Lewis"?

I'd rather get in the bum :^)

Fuck off Boris, he's my driverfu since 2016

succhi mie palle hünkelberg

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>sky “sports”

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D-Did you take a picture of your TV?

i like this post :)

yes

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Y-You have a TV?

Succhia le mie or succhiami le btw

>f3 glory hunter
yikes
b-but Charles is pure

grazie

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Piquet got the boot from Jag

Some F1 teams want to delay 2021 chassis aproval from June to December, I think they don't trust Ferrari and Merc investing a lot of Moneh in the two next cars.

Give me a shout when they break out SWOS

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Well it seems Hamilton really has dun goofed, still a long shot for Ferrari but we will see next time (in 25 minutes) in Brazil!

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Pretty sure Carrie will be driving in this:
youtube.com/watch?v=BunnH7YWF_0

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h-how did she tear her jeans?

I've read that certain rules need to be decided some 30 months before the time they become effective

Kneeing /f1/ molesters in the benis

slurpin 'sport'

You carrying around a step ladder for her then?

you are correct

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>Stroll way off Perez's pace again
wonder what the excuses will be this time

>You now remember if Alonso did not crash in Fuji 2007, Spa 2010 and Spa 2012 he would be 5 times WDC

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>Carrie will never knee you in the balls

What's the unterhunts-status now?

>be "the best driver in F1"
>repeatedly lose championships because you crash a lot
Pick one

Why didn't Petrov just get out of the way

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who was charlie?

What did he do to deserve this?

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>Ferrari actually rated Wobbler so highly that they responded to Red Bull giving him the shitty strategy instead of focusing on Vettel
lmao, it's as if oh84s was a Ferrari strategist then

topkeke post

Prime Schumacher beats LewLew head to head in any f1 car from any era

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imagine having a balding bowl cut

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>vettel
>carbabby

pick one

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but best one crashed to death?

yeah, RIP Rindt

For me, it's the one lap qualifying.

Live timing for when the session actually kicks off

livetiming.getraceresults.com/sdotiming#screen-results

I was talking about Jules.

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yeah, remember when you were screwed double hard because when you got an engine failure a race you had to set a lap early the next quali when track conditions were worse

shut up he's a "95/100" driver REEE

>Patrick Head returns to Williams as a consultant

he peaked at toro rosso

his best seasons were either 2011, 2013 or 2015
his Toro Rosso stint is vastly overrated, Bourdais, who was trash, was on his level the early part of the season despite being a rookie in F1

Now they need Newey back.
And maybe a few hundred million dollars.

twitter.com/redbullracing/status/1111610178024157185
It doesn't matter who we're sponsored by, what matters is our strategy
No one cared how fast I was until I put on the mask

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F2 qualy in 30 mins

>you will never get high from sniffing F1 fuel
Why even live?

Yay! I love motorsport!

>Timing screen has multiple SCH's

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THIS?

SCHREINER PEE TWO

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ask them in the livechat to change it

HOW EXCITING!

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>Just found out that she isn't driving and is just supporting her teammate

God dammit.

Sky Sports Worms when?

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>he thinks /f1/ doesn't love Formula Kino

N E W
E
W

/f1/ worms is better

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fugg

>F1 targeting 5 news teams in 2021
>They must all join with the understanding that they will never win a race, ever

Good luck with that

sauce?

I'm ok with Audi Wins lol or SMP hard-crashing

>Jessy Michibata [WAGS] turned a strange yellow colour

WAGdad was involved with Team 17 at one point?

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We unterhund now?

how did alonso come to be such a cunt?

NEEKERI

Briatore

GF and Spouses frustration + Loosing three close-WDC

Tamara Grace

How dead is F1 in Spain since he left?

Is it usually streamed ?

It isn't really a target.
If he's referring to what I posted it was Motorsport.com just speculating on who could enter if a budget cap and stadardization happens, namely:
Audi, Prema, SMP, Aston & Andretti

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Imagine peaking in 2006

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Spanish Tv media still very mad at Mclaren, anything bad happens to the car, they're the first to blame.(More Motogp and WEC or Indy car news)
Anyways they're still talking about Carlos but it's not the same.

Thanks mate

Why is Sky sports showing a Toto Interveiw? Also where can I look for Ace links myself?

Papa Sainz >> Babby Sainz

according to polish journo paddock rumor is ferrari had cooling problems in australia, so they had to run detuned by 40-50bhp

because toto is humble and is ready to spend some time with the little guys

bane?

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F2 stream live now

EBIN MUSIC

KINO ON YESS

DR. MARKO REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOUR OF YOURS, WE HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT HE TOLD YOU

CRASHING THIS RACE
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Redbull spy is a /f1/ regular
t. Knowerest of knowers

GUYS IM GONNA CRY
THE SON OF MICHAEL

>Epin music also for F2
Was this the case also last year?

J A G O N Y A
A Y A M

yes

Formula Kino qualy is go

b40533978eba6350c5daae81fb819d5d18e0aa16

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>Those team colors

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fug I never noticed for some reason

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poor choice m8

We can say the same thing about Michael, 1999 he would have easily gotten that title and 2006 title was almost his if it wasn't for the almost impossible shit that happened in the last two races.

Do you think Kubica approached women by saying "You know what they say about men with large noses?"`?

Camara

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That's a bloody car, not a camera, ya dingus.

Hamilton is gonna die soon check this out :D

I miseed fp1 lads. Anything interesting happened?
Has Williams finished the Australian GP yet?

SWL

CAMON MICK

>Bottas 25 points ahead going into the last race
>Hamilton kills himself before the race to overshadow Bottas' victory

Who's /ourguy/ in FKino?

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Fuck reroll for memes

I need to shove my fucking ear inside the speaker to hear these cucked f2 engines what the fuck is this crap

Jagonya Ayam

Mick

leave Hulk alone, he never hurt anyone
well, except for Alonso last year in Spa

Big dick...
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.
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Nick

But user, name a better meme for >44444

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The endplates are really cool on the renault

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POP POP POP

Ya blew it

What are all the tubes there below the big one?

NEW

CRASH

>SCH 6th

W E W
E
W

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>Ilott

>rote flaggenwaven

ded?

Oh fuck he;s not moving guys

For fucks sake, I hate the fact that she's just like any other thot but then again that's what makes her so attractive

>not exclusively driving 1.9 tdi stronk german engines engineered to last 1000 years on the best fuel D I E S E L

>nick pretending to not know what Döner meat is
Kek, nice try big boi

Based kek

Don't fucking talk for me lad, anything but F1 is cope tier shite

KEK

bat ze red bulls are getting klaus

>SCH
>not MSC
absolutely rebarbative