/nba/ General - /WL/ Broship Warriors Lakers Dynasty Edition

Who cares

>the north
>ending slavery after the war

Lol they actually teach that?

When did the Red Sox first sign a black player? 1980?

wtf is your problem?

...

Union didn’t give a shit about slavery as a principle, it was about economy

It's funny typing stuff out in the "based mungdal" meme format

Who's pushing this Lakers-Memeiors "broship"? These new money tryhard faggots up north literally have nothing in common with the Lakers besides some zoomer bandwagoners.

>Championships: Lakers
>All-time wins: Lakers
>Head-to-head wins: Lakers
>MVPs: Lakers
We could go on and on.
Even Wilt Chamberlain, the greatest player in Memeior franchise history, is still more widely known as a Laker.

Memeiors are simply unworthy as fuck of an association with the most iconic franchise in the NBA. The only "broship" the Lakers should even consider would be with the Celtics.

Except 90% of the Lakers fanbase became warriors fans in 2015

Toronto's Raptors will win the for the Commonwealth

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This but ironically

t. some faggot who willy-nilly brands everyone and everything 'racist'

My sister is really into the NBA and she asked me why black men always are more athletic and stronger than whites.

Fuck the lackers
And fuck lebitch

micks get the bullet too

the toronto raptor will have to play pistons first round which does not bode well for them

Cringe but red pilled.

Fuck off bostonigger. No one cares.

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Feel like shit bros just want JR Smith back

L3-6ron is a such a bitch lmao

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>L3-6ron
>LeAirball
>LeBaby
>LeBabydick
>LeBald
>LeBandAid
>LeBench
>LeBeta
>LeBitch
>LeBlocked
>LeBoner
>LeBooty
>LeBrick
>LeBroken
>LeBronto
>LeBronze
>LeBrown
>LeBTFO
>LeBum
>LeButthole
>LeChimp
>LeChoke
>LeChuck
>LeCockroach
>LeCoon
>LeCrab
>LeCramp
>LeCuck
>LeDecline
>LeDiaper
>LeDick
>LeDiva
>LeDumb
>LeFail
>LeFatigue
>LeFlop
>LeFraid
>LeFraud
>LeGiveup
>LeGM
>LeGone
>LeHairline
>LeHGH
>LeJUST
>LeKneel
>LelBron
>LeMiss
>LeNeckstrain
>LeNigger
>LeNodad
>LeNotenoughhelp
>LePoop
>LeQueen
>LeQuit
>LeRefball
>LeRest
>LeRigged
>LeRoid
>LeShit
>LeSit
>LeShook
>LeSlip
>LeSoy
>LeStatpad
>LeSwept
>LeTears
>LeThargic
>LeTired
>LeTrash
>LeTravel
>LeTurnover
>LeWhine
>LeXcuse
>LeXposed

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BASED HEZONJA
I bet LeBlown Games wants this picture wiped from the internet

This is the best picture in sports history, I couldn't hardly believe it when I first saw it

The warriors? More like faggiors

*drops out of college*

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Fuck off you pathetic faggot.

*takes a shit at work*

while I do enjoy rooting for my Sixies, I feel like they will lose in the first round if they don't get a shitter team as their matchup. who should I be hoping for?

Unless Boston somehow manages to drop to 6th they're breezing past the 1st round

>SGA
>Julius Randle
>Christian Wood
>Pascal Siakam
Why are all these literal who's dropping 20-40 pieces every night? I blame the meme

/nba/'s favorite cracker motherfuckers all got BTFO last night

Just took my first Lonzo of the day.

So user, who's your favorite NBA team?

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You can tell she got fucked by a BBC. Hawks, holy shit when we get Zion

Don’t know who Wood is, but those other guys barely even shoot 3’s. They’re just very athletic and can do a lot of things on the court, especially on offense. SGA is extremely promising as a rookie and Siakam will probably be an all star next year.

Randle and Siakam shoot three memes a night, Shai only shoots two. When I played a team might shoot six memes as a conglomerate in a game

My sister is into blacks. She asked me why they cry racism anytime they cant physically overpower somebody.

Daily reminder that Michael Jordan is the GOAT.

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Cause our dicks are bigger

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Those guys usually only make a single meme a night though, if that, so it’s not as though their impressive point totals are coming from memes

For me it's
Jordan
Bird
Duncan
Moses Malone
Wilt
Shaq
Magic Johnson
Julius Erving
Lebron James
Steph Curry

Lmfao who is saying Shaq. He’s not even top 15 all time

Because it's true dumb dumb

Bbq chicken alert

He was the main force on 4 championship teams

>rings make you the best ever
Russell’s not too-15 either and he has like 10 rings

>NBA HEADLINES
>MORE HEADLINES

Phone posting.

Not even once.

Don't even engage, it's a rabbit hole you'll never get to the bottom of.

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>Jordan
>falling for Nike marketing

Lebron James is the only person on that list with a billion dollar Nike deal, if Nike influence was the most pervasive in compiling my list he would certainly be first.

>the civil war was fought over slavery

Lol northern """"education"""""

Jimmy Buckets on hot wings yesterday

I don't know why I don't like that guy, ever since he did all that drama queen shit up in Minnesota I haven't been interested in anything related to him. Not so much him bitching the guys out in practice, practices are meant to be competitive, but going on ESPN that night and just generally being a diva. Would hate to be the team that gives him a max this summer

He asks him about that minnesota practice, jimmy dodged it.

That's good, I don't think showing ass was a good look at all. That's pretty much what he's known for now.

Feel like shit bros why can't Hayward be Manu 2.0

anywhere but phoenix or cavs for zion
that shit would be too depressing
but he's coming to mavs anyway and be the ben carson to kristaps and lukas pence and trump
MAGA TEAM UNITE

he wanted to leave the wolves and they wouldn't let him so he had to pull some antonio brown diva shit

I hope Zion doesn't go to that cracker ass cracker team, want him on the Hawks or my Hornets.

>names kid zion
>offended if kid gets too cozy with the jew crackers

nigs is so dumb

4/10 on historical knowledge. There were two democratic republics before 1776: The English Commonwealth in the interregnum period, and Sale in the seventeenth century, which is now Morocco.

is ok, you'll get barreth
(free space from kemba leaving) + bridges + barreth could be the 7th seed in 5 years time

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What the fuck are you smoking, Morocco was never a republic

My Hornies making the playoffs?

It’s a yes from me

go toronto raptor!

Sale was. It was a pirate republic. Look it up. Many English navy men were happy to be captured as slaves of the Salish republic because they had more opportunities to work their way up in society than those low-ranking in the navy.

Heat need to lose like 3 games
Hornets still have to play the warriors

It was governed by a council of 12 or 14 notable people and they elected a captain general amongst themselves who ruled. Hardly a republic.

Daily reminder bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

So who is MVP?

Vaginas Africamantokempo

LeTqvious Tyson-Smith III Sr

Nobody good, James Harden regressed at everything and nobody is convinced Giannis can lead a team to the Finals

>James Harden regressed at everything

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So sick of women. Might just fuck off to Thailand and have my way with trannies for the rest of my life.

Internet is a safe space for crackers because in real life theyre pussy betas who are too afraid to use the n-word

those proto-republics are interesting as singular historical phenomenons. the early to mid first rzeczpospolita era of polish history is nice, the polish-lithuanian commonwealth. political influence was limited to the noble class, but at least about 8% of the population belonged to it.

lmao shut up nerd

Fuck you nigger

If you want to split hairs, the barber shop is over there.

Based

why are canadians always so angry?

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Harden is averaging less assist, rebounds, field goal percentage, three point percentage, free throw percentage, TS, win shares, while increasing his scoring, usage, turnovers and personal fouls.

He’s a meme

>acting like this wasn't your plan in the first plan
Toxic masculinity is incredible at repressing desires, isn't it?

I think one of them likes to pretend they're black

Fuck canadadians they ruin these threads

Their national representatives are Justin Trudeau and Lauren Southern.

Its just that when we do slap the teeth out of a niggers mouth they IMMEDIATELY start crying about racism. Then the next day his fatass welfare mamma gets up and tells everybody about how the evil racist jumped on jamal while he was in his way to church.

>feeling this threatened by education

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Based and redpilled

you're a meme

No im not

KKKanadians are pretty fucking based

Now that Westbrook, Lebron, Curry, Anthony Davis, Paul George, Damian Lillard, Kyrie, and KD have all been exposed who are some good players?

dloading, trae young, aaron gordon, valanciunas

Kawhi and giannis

Javale McGee

Kawhi got exposed

Long live the walls we crashed through
All the kingdom lights shined just for me and you
I was screaming, "long live all the magic we made"
And bring on all the pretenders
I'm not afraid
Long live all the mountains we moved
I had the time of my life
Fighting dragons with you
I was screaming, "long live the look on your face"
And bring on all the pretenders
One day we will be remembered
Hold on to spinning around
Confetti falls to the ground
May these memories break our fall

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>Kawhi re-signs with Toronto: lololo LA BTFO we knew he would re-sign all along you’re retarded if you thought he would leave

>Kawhi leaves Toronto: LMAO did you retards really think he would stay in toronto? You have had to be retarded to think that.

They could go down as the best duo in sports history if KD stays, only need to win four more rings

.705 TS% 28.5 USG 13.1 OBPM 7.2 DBPM 20.3 BPM

Lmao this song used to play in the radios here back in 2010-2011 all the god damn time. Made me kind of sick of her voice but this song is really good

From the Dave McMenamin ESPN article today

>Paul George never gave the Lakers an opportunity to take their shot. But he had a wealth of information available to him about the inner workings of the Lakers without ever hearing a word from Magic Johnson. For example, George played in Oklahoma City withCorey Brewerin the second half of the 2017-18 season, after Brewer was waived by L.A. in February. Brewer divulged his Lakers experience to George, sources said.

Lmao Corey Brewer convinced PG not to be a Laker

LA did that themselves by running a clown show and thinking everyone would still come there just because they're located in Los Angeles.

Hornies

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dead general. LeBron keeps the NBA alive

Lmao imagine this happening. What a fucking terribly put together team.

This was pretty cool to see

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Stay humble

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Fuck off. Lemba coming to PHX - if we don't get D-Lo that is

Hey, that guy looks like me!

Hornies are literally the worst scenario team. Garbage enough that they’re fighting for an 8th seed in the East but not garbage enough for a high draft pick.

And then there’s MJ

Should we eliminate Toronto this year?

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holy based

big players > small players

Maybe 90% of the newfags or some shit. You can keep them

wtf fuck I hate boston now

>wilt 0%
>bird 1.6%
>shaq 4.2%
>16% probably think it's Harden or some shit
Millenials were a mistake

>top five ATGs are all over 6'5
really makes you think
small players make good PGs though

Name five players better than Nate Archibald

That's a first

Jordan
Bird
Wilt
Kareem
Magic
Simple as

You mean M.V.P.

He's better than Wilt and Magic

Why the fuck did LeBron upload this picture?

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For white women stupid

needs a joke about his quads but all that stands out is his ugly abs
wasted opportunity
btw i am obese and gay

Love BBC and men's dick

I would lie and say Spurs, since she's mexican

For me,it's the new orleans pelicans

why do people like Shannon Sharpe get so mad about Ginobilli?

idk man. i wouldn't be mad if kd stayed and got that 4 peat and 4fmvp but i'm sick of dubnation not showing my mans kd any fucking love. all these curry fanboys trying to tear my mans down nonstop. i want kd to be put in a spot where he take the title of goat.

Mad mulattos like Ginobli and Curry get more love than full blacks like Bron

>Ginoboli
>mulatto

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Black moorish father, white mother

What a shitty ass core genetics

Need to get this job at Target

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Yes you sour cream looking serb. Tell everyone how bron has shitty genetics lol

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How do the Suns get good? Do they really need more high-level draft picks?

Surely they would be better off building a solid team around their core of Booker/Ayton now and actually trying to win games at this point, along with convincing Booker to actually make an effort of defense?

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They need a point guard and some great defensive players that can communicate and hold others accountable. They should overpay for Malcolm Brogdon and draft Zion, if they're able.

Imagine if they had a player like Bledsoe.

Just finished my 1st week of keto, fellas. Ask me anything.

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You got visible abs yet? How hard was it?

Keto is a meme senpai. The best way to lose weight is skipping breakfast.

>You got visible abs yet
Nah. Just want to lose the weight first. Initially I had a huge issue with sugar and snacking. It's not that bad though once you get the hang of it and find some recipes to work with. Meals are also pretty satiating or at least should be.

That said, it's not as simple as some people make it seem. It can't all be just bacon and cheese all day.

this

what anime is /nba/ watching? currently finishing up samurai flamenco. shit is lit tbqhwy

Skip breakfast
Have lunch at 1-2pm
Have dinner at 5-7pm

No snacking
Lots of water and gum

Literally the easiest way to lose weight. Even if you eat shitty food you’ll at least drop a couple pounds before pleateauing. It’s not hard.

I’m down from 180 25% to 160 20%

how many calories does watching your gf take a massive BBC burn

Just finished Eva and the movies. It was fucking trash lmao.

>easiest way of losing weight
>not eating 10 small meals a day to raise you metabolism

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>Just finished Eva and the movies. It was fucking trash lmao.

bait

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>It was fucking trash lmao.
What were you expecting? Most of the people that laud it were in their young teen years when watching it and thus their first "deep" anime/show.
Of course it's going to leave a deep impression on them.

It's always been trash, my dude.
So, just snacking all day?

sign kd

>the small meals fad to activate your metabolmonds

How’s being stuck in 2012 feel?

The best way to lose weight is by eating less than what you burn a day. So if I'm eating a consistent 1800 calories a day then I'll lose weight.

Keto is a gimmick but it helps people lose weight because they're cutting out a ton of daily calories by not eating breads and sugars.

>needing to lose weight

who switched from weed every day to wine every day?

>got fired my second week at my job
Jesus

What's the correlation?
I don't know man, it's strange not feeling bloated while eating so much fat. Granted I use coconut, avocado, and butter as oils for cooking. Also feel great when I wake up.

drug tests for jobs

Why aren't there any good players in the NBA anymore?

hou have lebron "we wuz kangz" black KKK BLM as the ring leader

I miss when the players used to have incredible skill

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I don't know man. Once he's gone the league is going to feel empty. None of the players seem to have the pizzazz of generational player. Not too mention all these rookies seem kind of average and tend to be injury prone.

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Trae Young and Luka Doncic are having better rookie years than Chris Paul, Magic Johnson, Jason Kidd, Kevin Durant and Lebron James. Deandre Ayton is having the most efficient rookie season ever without a point guard. Mitchell Robinson is posting a historic block rate.

le 3-6 man was always an industry plant. always crying about getting more help. ghetto trash with his high school hoodrat "queen", the 21st century horatio alger story. brought cuck mentality to the league

Yeah but no team actually plays serious against the rebuilding mavs and knicks hence why they are doing so well. Hopefully they don't get injured soon.

>Jordan
>not being Euroleague champion

But they played seriously against the Supersonics, Cavs, Mavericks and Hornets teams that missed the playoffs? Generally the best talent goes to the worse teams, with the Lakers being an anomoly since they received the Magic pick as compensation for allowing Gail Goodrich to be signed elsewhere.

No, but it was a different time. Not unlike today where most teams rest their stars on bottom of the barrel teams. Teams also always try their best when playing the lakers since everyone wants to beat them.

>he thinks PG needs a scrub to tell him everything about the Lelkers organization
They're pretty much friends outside of basketball, they know which teammates are cancer and which organizations and franchises are garbage.

Magic Johnson encomposses 1/5 of the players listed there, of course his Lakers were competitive given they had no business drafting in the lottery and received the Johnson pick as compensation.

You're arguing Luka and Trae's stats are illegitimate because they are on bad teams, but asserting that the bad teams across multiple eras where previous stars accumulated great stats while leading to their team to the locker had greater competition because Magic Johnson played for the Lakers? Come off of it.

>kawhi wanted out of the Spurs brotherhood

>Mitchell Robinson
forbes.com/sites/tommybeer/2019/02/27/knicks-center-mitchell-robinson-on-pace-for-historic-rookie-season/
Why the fuck is nobody talking about this kid?

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Knicks fans won't shut up about him

Autists gonna Autist.

>Knicks

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dude has a 70 IQ

So it’s nothing

What the fuck is this?

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Awful fashion.

Why wasn't JR bought out? He should be meme chucking on the Rockets

>dem quads and dem uggo leroid quad

WILL SOMEONE ELSE CHECKED CANADA-KUN?

Why did they never replicate the success of this season?

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youtube.com/watch?v=q9ffYlipLH8

reminds me of this

I have, and I'm miserable. I'm either getting tested next weekend or the one after. I want to smoke so bad.

I think I might tonight.

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Just drink nothing but water and fast then you can smoke all you want and won't test positive. You'll also get more high

why aren't stars like giannis, jokic, curry, durant, harden, etc sitting out for the rest of the regular season meaningless without getting fined for half a million dollars and fucked by the media because muh kobe & jordan never sat out games? why can't those pundit and nba faggots just accept that these are different times and proper rest is needed to avoid injuries and improve performance?

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good goyim

>paying for NBA tickets to watch reserves and G leaguers

what is the best way to capture white women

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Be black and live near any college or university. Bonus points if you smoke or drink

Agree. Kobe was an idiot. He worked so hard just to see the Lakers get bounced in the first round and ended his career in the process.

Brandon Ingram is erroneously compared to Kevin Durant. What the fuck can he actually do? Let's see.

Kevin Durant can make free throws.
Brandon Ingram can't make free throws.
Kevin Durant can shoot the ball 3-16 feet from the basket.
Brandon Ingram can't shoot the ball 3-16 feet from the basket.
Kevin Durant can play defense.
Brandon Ingram can play defense.

That's four things. One out of four. Brandon Ingram is one-fourth as good as Kevin Durant.

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is it wise to ask your gf if she's been blacked before?

Yea Forums X bugged out for anyone else?

forgot scoring baka

only if you like being cucked. you have to find out without asking. merely mentioning it will get her curious about it.

Teams should look out for themselves not nba rates, national tv games and to please other business agendas. High profile players need to be protected at this time of the season. fans would understand that for them to succeed in the playoffs their stars need to be in the best shape possible after a grueling season. what is playing giannis, curry, kawhi and durant going to accomplish for those teams right now?

jason kidd carried them

Every team mutually sacrifices for the most important quality of the NBA, the business aspect. None of these teams would be competing for a title if there were not ticket holders and television watchers returning upon their investment, the most important aspect of the NBA is not winning a championship for any team in the NBA. It is putting the best possible product on the floor to ensure they maximize profit. I don't care if KD tears his ACL tomorrow if I paid Oracle money to see the super team play they damn well better be super and complete, they're just niggers anyway

bruhs I'm being sued and I can't afford to pay, what's the quickest way to kill myself?

The US isn't a debtors prison, unless you're being sued for some child support you'll be good homie. Unfortunately there's no great way to kill yourself and you might wind up retarded in some hospital

LMAO

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dunk on her bf/crush right in front of her

And if I'm a player I don't give a flying fuck what you expect. These guys are pro athletes and they need rest. I guarantee you that if Durant gets an ACL injury you woudn't be buying tickets anyway.

If KD got an ACL injury GS could just sign him for cheap next year ensuring my long time fairweather fandom (: ACL injuries are not career ending in today's NBA.

If you're a player you better get your black ass on the floor and play, you are my property and you will do as I command.

This. White women are unsupportive and love cuckery.

>Brooke is being posted on /nba/ now
Time to fucking abandon ship. Go back to /r9k/, you fucking faggot.

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the tat removal business is full proof now that i think about it

I gotta get a job soon

what did you do

>5 sided Dice

Clown world

nope

Boston will probably get swept by Pacers in the first round

Can we talk about how during the trade deadline, nobody wanted the Lakers' shitty ass players except for maybe Kuzma or Zubac?

Can we talk about how the Lakers traded away Zubac, a young developing center with much potential for fucking nothing?

Can we talk about how the Lakers let Julius Randle walk and now he's a high candidate for most improved player?

Can we talk about how the Lakers signed a bunch of veteran centers like Javale "Shaqtin" McGee, or Tyson Chandler who needs to consider retirement?

Can we talk about how the Lakers drafted a point guard with a .406 FG%, .417 FT%, and less than 10 PPG to replace a point guard with a .431 FG%, .772 FT%, and 20.8 PPG who also became an All-Star?

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Highly doubtful unless the pacers decide to go full throttle and think they’re somehow good enough to put up a 3 series fight against
>Kawaii of the North
>Philly triple threat
>Unga bunga Giannis
They’d probably prefer to end their season quick and let Boston get splattered across the court of instead

And I thought the Bulls FO was bad

Lakers fell for the meme your point guard needs to be absolutely terrible at offense and decent defensively to be worthy of a roster spot. When in reality all the best point guards in history have been able to get a bucket whenever they want to. Knicks fans also have this retarded ass mentality and somehow think Frank Ntilikina is better than Dennis Smith Jr and Kyrie.

Siakam is a lock for MIP because he became the MIP on a contender rather than on a shit lottery team like the Pelicans

>shoves his 10 inch cock balls deep inside thousands of women

do you think boban is allowed to say nigga

who's going to step to him if he does?

I mean outside of j-butt, he's the only one on that team that could take bobi in a fight

So are my celties going to get trashed again?

i'm worried who they will draft unless its the obvious #1 pick

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Will Harden shave when Houston win the finals?

The is the first time in a month that I've enjoyed a full 2 minute stretch of the celtics

those tweets don't mean shit he's just being diplomatic he wasn't a gm then,,,,

plus based palinka is the actual gm magic is just in charge of tampering

when i see who he drafted and who they let go yeah they do mean shit

>when Houston win the finals?

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Who would you build your team around that is on their rookie scale deal still?

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>You now remember Darius Morris and Sacre
Whatever happened to those bums

Pascal Siakam
Devin Booker
Donovan Mitchell
Luka

NOT trae and ABSOLUTELY NOT bust Simmons

Tatum, he's big, he can defend, he can shoot and if he reels in his shot selection in the mid range he's very efficient. He has the least weaknesses of players that are on their rookie scale deal.

Hayward is the best PG on the Celtics. Kyrie is a great scorer but he's better off as an AI type shooting guard.

For me, it's Chukwudiebere Maduabum.

Three first ballot hall of famers, and Trae Young

18 PPG 7.3 APG

16.1 PPG 7.8 APG

11.7 PPG 7.7 APG

18.7 PPG 7.9 APG

>he doesn’t shoot the most inefficient shot in the game so he’s bad

Smh...when will these retards learn?

>Gallinari
.462/.436/.906

This guy stepped the fuck up when Tobias Harris got traded but he doesnt seem to get any love (because hes a Euro)? Hopefully he stays healthy.

I don't care about stats you nerd I'm not building my team around an ugly manlet

>big man who can’t shoot .500

Erm?

Kek at the Canuck rage

youtu.be/siil-i5kSFA
Was SAS right all along? Is he the second coming of MJ???

Nobody cares about cracka shooters, we want to see the real athletes

This girl keeps sending me 3 minute+ voice memos instead of regular text messages, what the fuck?

>this is your average Memeior "fan" nowadays
He even said all this himself so it's not like we're making shit up or anything

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Without fairweather fans the NBA wouldn't even exist, or did you think the entire country lived in Boston and Los Angeles in the 80s and Cleveland in 2016?

You can choose to be less cancerous about it.

>TJ Leaf
>Is a leaf
What are the odds?

totally incoherent argument. doesn't even apply

This, it's hilarious listening to people's explanations as to why they're a Duke NCAAB fan, Patriots fans, Alabama college football fan, and Lakers fan simultaneously. Just openly bandwagon.

Nobody talks about the fact that the Celtics logo is a leaf.

There's nothing to bandwagon about the Lakers tho?

>Just drink nothing but water and fast
>then you can smoke all you want
>and won't test positive
>You'll also get more high

FBI or eight years old. it has to be one of those two options

People bandwagoned the Lakers to start the season because they fell for the Lebron can win with plumbers meme

how would you know?

I've smoked in the morning, gone in for a drug test that afternoon and passed. I'm constantly quitting and getting new jobs so I know what I'm talking about. You keep more THC in your system when you have fat in your body, if you drink nothing but water and don't eat you won't have any fat on you and you'll constantly be pissing straight water. My piss is so clear I could piss in an empty water bottle, seal it and you would drink it none the wiser.

>Brandon Ingram has a PER of 13
Gross, who fell for the volume scoring meme?

remember the difference between a good gm and a bad gm. It could save your franchise

twitter.com/pickuphoop/status/1108732703573188608

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>watching NCAA tournament
>best teams in the country
>wide open 3
>brick
>wide open 3
>brick
>wide open 3
>brick
>wide open 3
>brick
>wide open 3
>brick
>there are people who say this is better than the NBA

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>Pacers shooting the lights out in Boston's home court
>they will meet again in a week and then will be first round opponents
>the Celtics are going to get kicked out of the first round

It's better cause there's more white boys that play the game the right way. They miss more wide open shots because college teams play more zone defense.

It's the poor dribbling that really got me. Even the point guards have such bad handles.

>play the game the right way
the right way to play basketball is being bad at it?

The most fun I ever had in 2k was creating an old European point guard and adding him to the Nuggets, then using player lock to play him like a MyCareer through the season. Averaged like 14ppg 11apg while hitting memes, missed the playoffs by a significant margin.

>healthy Leltics barely holding their own against Oladipo-less Gaycers
holy fuck my sides bros

The most fun I had in 2k MyCareer was creating an imba 6'11 all-around SF named Kevin(after KG) back in like 2011. He got drafted by the Warriors and averaged something like 35/10/5/2/2

I jinxed it I'm sorry

A steaming pile of Lonzo.

Brandon Ingram has 4.5 career win shares. Tatum has 4.8 this year

>bragging about an L
the actual definition of cope

Lets go tendies!

>russ missing a point blank layup and the putbank dunk from it

Now that's how you statpad low percentages

Westbrook was never good, never won a playoff series in his life without an MVP to carry him

I'm sure I can't think of ANY reasons the Lakers might believe in volume scoring.

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How much breaded butterfly shrimp could you eat in one sitting? I just ate roughly 30 pieces.

woah...

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A D1 point guard would torch you with little to no effort, champ.

What's likely to happen to Isaiah Thomas after this season? He seems to have done ok on his comeback but isn't a likely part of the Nuggets playoff rotation so I presume he'll leave.
Is he going to be a bench player for someone on a vets minimum or would anyone give him a chance as a starter again?

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Maybe the suns or something

You JUST KNOW

>the suns
That's bleak

He shot less than 40% from the field and 30% from three, some team will take a flyer on him because he had a talent and they may think he just needs to get healthy and play his way back, but he's by no means played well and obviously at 5'9 he's not making a difference if he's not scoring efficiently.

Kek, his children look identical to him tbf

why isnt KD shooting the three no more? my mans one of the best shooters in the league

Trying to pad his assist and efficiency

imagine getting posterized by Aaron Baynes

Probably end up in the BIG3 in the next couple years

An Olidapo-less Pacers eliminating the Kyrie Seltzers in Round 1 would be the fuckin timeline of legend

>July 8, 2018: Lopez leaves the Lakers and signs a one-year, $3.3 million contract with the Milwaukee Bucks. He later tells The Lowe Post Podcast he was "a little surprised" the Lakers didn't work harder to keep him because he "would have wanted to play there."

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Nobody cares about Lopez though

shouldn't you be scouting and tampering, magic?

Thompson just gave up possession two straight plays.

>nobody cares about Lopez
>trade Zubac and a second rounder for a "stretch big"

magic buddy...

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4th quarter collapse coming les goooooo

Warriors used to blow shit teams out, now they add Cousins and play them tight the whole game.

Pacers might have one of the best white boi contingents out there

Whos drafting bol bol

CANT BELIEVE THE MAVS TRADED TRAE YOUNG LMAO

Bird's whiteboi bloodline carrying on his legacy

Milwaukee Bucks in second round

How much do I have to pay a stripper to sit on my face

They got a statpadding cracker instead

go to a bar and get a 5 to do it for free

Otherwise at least 200 bucks for quality

>durant falls over
>goes to the line

Who's better Kyrie or AI?

Baynes

Why is every reddit stream like ten minutes behind the score on Google?

just ordered a burger

>playoff mode warriors

holy shit bros...

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Jaylen gave up a layup but broke Bogdan's ankle so I think he's done good.

>Mascots vs Cheerleaders dance off

Alright den

My Celshits :)

Why do people say the Warriors don't have a bench? Right now they're playing ten guys, I genuinely believe Andre, Shaun, Bogut and Quinn Cook are better than any other bench unit in the league.

at handles? idk. I think AI is the better player tho.

just people trying to cope. The warriors are going to steamroll to another title

What the fuck are Bogdanovic's ankles made of steel? He had Jaylen land on his ankle full force and just shook it off like it was nothing.

Cs will never win another chip as long as this old whiney white cunt stays commentating

Fuck you chad young how do you miss that

I think it's hilarious Tommy the GOAT

Wow the refs aren't even trying to hide they are fixing the game.

How was that not a foul?

Celshits choking on these last two possession :)

My Celties and my Warriors look dominate

Tatum doesn't even play in the crunch time now.

I think he's lowkey injured

He's been off since the All-Star break and even if he scored his usual 20pts its an empty stat

inb4 Pacers still win

Serious question: Why don’t they finalise the NBA/NBA TV schedule for March-April in like December to reduce the amount of bad nationally televised games?

Give the Pacers Oladipo back and they're unequivocally the better team imo.

Based Kyrie does it again.

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Wtf was that defense

He's lowkey in the fucking doghouse.

24 mins
11 pts
3-6
3-3 3pt FG
5 reb
3 ast

No good reason he's not playing right now he's been good

>Clutchryie

>in the fucking doghouse
For what reason?

>letting him get a wide open layup

Nice defense

Oladipo will never be good again

Tatum back in now.

Even if the Pacers lost the fact that they've kept this close in Boston's homecourt makes it a spiritual win already.

All they need to do is to keep the Celtics as the 5th seed.

Kyrie finally hit a game winner

>chad Bogdanovic
Jaylen Browns lands on his ankle after jumping 10 feet in air, comes back and plays the next possession

>virgin Oladipo
breaks his leg when no one touches him.

Sweating at fucking home agaisnt the pacers. Truly the Celtics are ready.

For a 6 game 2nd round exit

>season-ending injury to their starting center
>keep on winning anyway
Blazers continue to annoy.

>what’s Gordon Hayward
Good thing he’s got butler immunity or else they’d ship him like they didn’t to isiah.

>heartbreaking loss
>spiritual win
yeah I don't know my guy

So basically exactly what you'd expect from a 4 seed? Okay.

now that the dust has settled, why did the pacers let kyrie get a wide open layup?

>15 techs for the donkey
>still yapping at the ref
Stfu already.

Celtics are significantly better than Toronto but no match for my Bucks

>eastern conference
Kek

Kyrie >>>>>>> some white dogshit on the sidewalk >>> Lowry
Smart = Green
Tatum > Kawhi
Horford >> Siakam
Baynes = Gasol/Ibaka

Jeremy Chang will be the difference maker.

This except Smart is much better than Green.

Not sure who is worse, him or Rozier.

They're mopping the 76ers

see you in the finals boston

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Do you by chance remember what happened last time the celshits played against MY Toronto raptor

Just like a leaf to be heavily invested in the regular season. Remember when you beat Lebron's Cavs 133 to 99 last year?

>regular season
Exactly my point, if my raptor can btfo the celshits in a pre-season game just imagine the destruction when they actually try in the ecf

Just like you won the season series against the Cavaliers last year and got molested by a Lebron James team that went to 7 against a mediocre Pacers team and short handed Celtics? How many times do you have to be taught this lesson? The Raptors are regular season frauds and will be exposed by my Pistons with ease. You really think you'll see them go to the Finals in your lifetime? Is a generational talent going to be born and drafted by Toronto and have some inexplicable reason to stay?

>7 turnovers
>1FG in 8 minutes
Jesus. 3rd quarter used to be the warriors stomping ground.

>who is Dwane Casey
>who is Kawhi Leonard
>who is demar derozan
Keep coping Celtic fags, we probably won't even get to see who wins in the playoffs, enjoy getting swept by the busc, that is if you can even get past my pacies

Okc literally can't do anything against nuggets last two years
What a mental midgets

Dwayne Casey already exposed Kawhi, whereas Lowry has been annually exposed by mediocre teams in the playoffs as he consistently underperformed. Comical how you leafs have made Derozen the scapegoat when your entire roster choked

My Celties already booked a seat in the ECF, whereas my Pisties are waiting anxiously to humiliate a subpar Raptors squad with a fraud coach and embarassing bench

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>and with the first pick the lakers select...lamelo ball
>another big baller bust for magic!
>the nets select Zion!
>RUSSELL TO ZION
>OMG THE GREATEST DUNK OF ALL TIME
>THE BALL JUST RICOCHETED INTO MAGIC JOHNSONS FACE
>THE FORCE OF THE BALL HAS REACTIVATED JOHNSONS AIDS
>HES DEAD
>WHOS THE FAT BLACK MAN ON THE COURT
>OH MYYYYYYY ITS EJ JOHNSON
>HES RAPING LAMELO BALL LIVE TV
>PLAYERS ONLY BABY

>celtics would beat the 76ers in a playoff series!!!
no

This is the funniest shit I read in quite some time

need a big ass gf

we're just extrapolating the data user, don't be upset

the celtics literally shit on the 76ers all the time what are you talking about?

Shant be arguing with someone so delusional. We shall see who has the last laugh celtshitter

celtics are literally embarassing with kyrie on the team, and despite the 'extreme' conditions needed for the last sixers win, they believe they can do it now and won't choke any more

It's pure miracle that barton is in the nba
Dude has negative bbiq

can't wait to see my horneties BTFO the lakeshits today

How many Finals appearances in your basketball "club's" history?

Robin Lopez is a way more superior version of Steven Adams.

Jokic a good nigga

OKShit :)

JOKIC BULLY

Jokic is sick

lmao blunder

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>OKC got swept by Nuggets

>Oh Gay See

celtics would have gone to the finals last year if kyrie was healthy

>Westbrook efficient for once
>still takes an L
Hate this nigga so much

>past seasons have any effect on the current one
Again, delusional.
>muh storied franchise
Literally Lakers tier excuses

4-0 on the season, Thundies.

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Damn why so many warriors fan in Minnesota

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>my warriories losing to the timberpups
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

They still gonna eliminate nuggets in the first round

The metastasis of calicancer knows no bounds.

a net

>perennial chokers don't perennially choke
How many times do you need to be taught this lesson?
>muh franchise with no stories
Poverty tier franchise, worse than the Washington Bullets

Jesus... put the ball in towne's hands for christ sake wiggins you stupid niggins

You're incorrect and I still got a ticket to see.

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FUCK U DRAYMOND U SHOULD HAVE MADE BOTH FUCCKKK

that 3rd quarter was fucking abysmal

Any games I should watch? I'm watching basebore now.

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I'd buy the PPV for Westbrook-Jokic

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Thunder suck dick

He came up with 2 godly steals at least

Thunder engage in fellatio.

Jamal Murray is actually pretty good bros

Where that nigga D Rose at?

Jamal, you need to get ready to get on the plane.

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LMAO Draydonkey

Thunder prefer having a man's hard cock in their mouth rather than the company of a beautiful woman.

lmao at twolves not even making an attempt to guard drayboon.

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the absolute golden state of green
bottlejob supreme

Warriors kind of suck now

bros are the Timberwolves winning the league or what?

Twolves 2019 NBA champs.

REFS HELPPPPPP

Wiggins is balling wtf were you niggas saying about him? apologize

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Always nice to see the golden state faggots lose.

>Televised rape

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These cunts don’t deserve Steph.

>letting wiggins ball on you

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magic mulatto meme team BTFO

lmao the age of lightskins is OVER

I can't stand looking at thompson's retarded gormless face

Based maple Jordan securing home court for my raptor in the finals

>All the bad guys lost today
based

Jarryd Bayless had 16? Warriors are a meme

Keep the og core, let KD go if he wants. Draymon is proving his value and the team is trash without Curry

>Klantics
>lakers tbd

bro barrett is going to be a fucking BUST

Bogut on the bench thinking what the hell this is a different warriors team

>Ws cucked by the refs
POTTERY

Nah he'll be everything Wiggins was supposed to be

>letting curry take a memechuck
rookie mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK ME STEPH AAAAAAAAA

CURRY AND KD ARE FUCKING GODS

Doesn't matter Curry FOR 3

Get fucked faggot.

SSHHHHIIIIEEEETTTT

get cucked fucking refs

I give him respect that was god-tier clutch shooting

Curry used to be an elite playmaker and finisher at the rim. Now he only chucks

Steph is just something else

LMAO FUCK THE REFS FOR SCREWING KD CURRY JUST FUCKED EM

Shit game.

Larry Bird shit

...

All these fucking shit teams that should btfo warriors always choke in the final minutes and don't know how to close. That's why they the champs

How is Curry so fucking good its insane

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

Holy shit this fucking rig job

Fuck the warriors.

J U S T

This fucking game lmao

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How mad are the refs right now, now that their spread is ruined?

REF BALL'D

What a fucking meme ending

>durrrrant

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This fucking game won't end hahahaha refs trying their best to chase KD out of warriors

>point and laugh at ref
>get mad when they fuck you over back
What's wrong with Steph?

DAS RITE

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this rigged league is a joke

YIKES

What are some kinos with the best climax but a shit ending?

KD packing his bags

Oh just fuck off. Someone take a pipe to that refs knees.

IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
FUCK MAN

nba gotta take a serious look at the refs.

BASED TWOLVES

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Refs are fucking trash. Blow two of KD's calls, Curry drops on retribution bomb on them. So they react like spoiled children. fuck em.

one of the greatest chokes in history

greatest ref screw job I saw since lakers kings. wtf was that

Folks are going to whine about both those calls against KD but both are right. He wasn’t shooting when he was fouled and he was all fucking over KAT beyond the usual late-game roughness. You can’t impede someone like that.

It was obviously a foul why is /nba/ so fucking stupid???

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difference being that players are allowed and expected to be very partial and emotional, and refs are supposed to be utterly impartial adjudicators which they clearly arent
basically I'm seething rn.

what about those missed KD calls?

Durant catch and shoot and refs don't call the shooting foul??!!

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honestly fuck the warriors and fuck their fans. Good day of basketball desu

what about draymond mauling KAT the entire 4th and OT? Whataboutism doesnt fucking matter

lol fuck that they were up what? 22 at the half?
Steph bailed them out with his memechucking after they bottled 3rd and 4th, then OT then KD grabs towns with less than a second left lmao

what happened? warriors lost by refs? easy vegas money

He got fouled then got in a shooting motion afterwards. That was 100% the right call and it was obvious watching the replay.

ref's plan

>refs are supposed to be utterly impartial adjudicators
No, they're human like everyone else. If some millionaire basketball mercenary laughed in my face I'd call stupid fouls too

LMAO NIGGA JUST DON'T FOUL. LIKE KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF A NIGGA.

>be ref
>take away KD's game saving 3
>would've been a 4pt play
>feelsgoodman.png
>curry just gets another 3
>fuckthisteam.jpg
>might go into double ot
>don't have time for this shit
>call another foul on KD so they can lose
>they lose

No problem fellas

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foul was before his motion to shoot m8

Draymon was playing rough defense but not fouling. But whataboutism doesn't matter right? ok.

why does /nba/ suck warriors cock so much?

>doesnt call Draymond mauling KAT 100 times
>omg the ref needs to fuck over a team of 5 all stars against a shitty team lmao

Imagine watching this gay rigged shit of people throwing a ball around.

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pretty much. fuck the refs. Higher powers clearly don't wants GS to 3-peat. Gonna make it all the more satisfying when they do honestly. fuck the refs.

rough defense is literally fouling

Based

tbf the warriors should've been done by the end of the 3rd. They had themselves to blame for getting into such a tight spot in the first place. But I would've like to see that 2OT

do you know when and why they call shooting fouls?

What is "motion" anyway? He was already jumping when he was fouled

congrats refs you actually got the dubs mad. now watch what happens to you now.

Gee a cruise to the finals is surely gonna be fun to watch. Is there a worse fanbase than the warriors fanbase?

Cousins was getting mauled when he was at the offensive end.

are you blind lol

>rough defense is literally fouling

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KD undoubtedly fouled KAT, but the Warriors ridiculous reaction to the (correct) KD foul call is likely why the ref didn’t ignore it

>rough defense is literally fouling

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cry more bitch. if NBA would just play fair gs fans wouldn't be so obnoxious. we'd just win and shut up about it. but because yall get disrespectful now we gotta get disrespectful

>have 5 allstars
>barely keep place with the lowly timperwolves
>m-muh refs cost us the game

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Rewatch the replay, Diop raised his hands up wondering how he fouled. He had no intent to foul. It should've been a none call.

You better sit the fuck down when everyone leaves bitch ass faggot

But it's ok if LeBitch does it right? Fuck him and fuck you.

If the Rockets hadn't bottled it in game 7 they'd have a chip. Wasn't really a cruise last year and it won't be this year I reckon.

>it's ok if he does it
yes because two wrongs equal a right

Fuck you and fuck your team. memechucking is taking home another chip

new

Intention is meaningless. He fouled him before KD went to shoot the ball.

The continuation rule gets badly abused in the NBA, and KD is notorious for doing it, but it was called right

No Fuck You. The meme ends this year

>that hairline

LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOD

Ive always said it

KLAY THOMPSON HAS A LEGO MAN HEAD

FUCK KLAY THOMPSON AND HIS LEGO MAN ASS HEAD

They were supposed to win 67 games