/hoc/

They're jerseys.

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

>mad
>at hockey jerseys

HATE my fucking canes for deceiving me YET ANOTHER YEAR

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I won the game ;)

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t. mad that it's not about Evanka

Faggot

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>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

Imagine throwing in the towel right before >we go on >our historic meme run.
You're gonna miss the best part, user.

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This place rots your brain

Caroline WHO?

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Caroline Better

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nice Adams apple

Gross

For me it's trying to resist the urge to fap to porn. I've dont it all day but now I'm home and cant think of a reason to not.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E

I guess now I don't have to check the score for myself, thanks user.

Her tits are shit
That's a man

Both of you are awful

It’s been a fun run. We had some cool stuff happen here in Raleigh, but now it’s time to focus on the bigger picture. Good time to stop doing this

Absolutely

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Remaining teams for the jackets, hurricanes and les habitents

Jackets: preds,sabres,bruins,rags,snes
Hurricanes: flyers, pongs, laffs, devils then flyers again
Montreal: jest, blots, craps and laffs

Who’s gonna make it out alive and who’s gonna be the unlucky motherfucker

I love the storm surge, but I was wondering when they might stop. It's gotta be tough coming up with new ideas for each win.

>wienerpeg gets exposed, embarassed, humiliated, out played, out worked and out fucking skilled by the BASEDlanders

oh NO no NO NO

look at this shitterpeg DOOD

NOT SO FAST SHORK FAGGOTS

Sad really. It’s been amazing to see how the Canes have been talked about because of this. But like Scrubs and The Office, all great things should come to an end before season 9/post-Michael becomes a reality.

hasb has the hardest schedule i guess the canes make it

Have some nice tits

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I love everything Carolina has been doing this year. Celebrations, merch, theme drinks - you name it. As a very tired and sad Sabres fan I am full on bandwagoning for the Canes for the playoffs. Never thought i'd ever say that.

No way some said that

Islanders have that #grit that the jets don’t :^)

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its not gonna happen

FUCK OFF UWILLBS I KNOW YOU PULLED THIS FROM REDDIT BY THE FAGGOT DICTION BUT I HATE YOU ANYWAY

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Hopefully at the end of the year they’ll be doing the ultimate surge, walking around with an impractically large, silver cup

Imagine posting some random no name porn whore with her face blurred out rather than your local female sportscaster.

>Jackets: preds,sabres,bruins,rags,snes
2 or 3 wins
>Hurricanes: flyers, pongs, laffs, devils then flyers again
3 or 4 wins
>Montreal: jest, blots, craps and laffs
2 wins

Désolé, Montreal.

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I'm going to put tartar sauce on eggs, I'll keep you updated, lads.
Go Sharks

absolutely disgusting, is this your fat wife?

Kind of a bummer, I was really hoping to see how intense the fans got if they won games on home ice in the post season.

Hopefully Williams is just honeydicking us here, and they plan on at least doing the thunderclap after home wins. I can't imagine how banding together under the "BUNCHA JERKS" banner isn't a great motivator for the team and the fans.

Imagine being this gay

just cringed so hard i hurt my neck

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holy shit what a try hard
You have to be 18 to post here m8.

What about Shannon’s absolute braphog

>going to reddit
Stay there.

That's too bad. Even as a fan of another team these have been fun to watch.

For me its this

Imagine living your life where all of your metaphors involve the office

>an-non doesn't think my landwhale terrible titted wife who fucks other guys all the time is hot
wew lads, get fucked bracketfaggot
go hawks

Oooh everyone is me. I love this episode

I think it's a fucking disgrace that this is the end of the surge. I'm a die hard caps fan but I think the celebrations are hilarious and awesome, and it adds a lot of color and character to the game, what you guys are doing. Love J. Williams from his time here, and the fact that he's behind it makes it all the more beautiful.

I wish there was some way fans and onlookers could change things, but I guess pussy-ass Don Cherry gets his way and it's too controversial, but if I were on the team, I would see that as reinforcement that something cool was happening and I wouldn't stop.

I know we're likely to bump into you guys in the playoffs, and all the friendly notions won't withstand that, but for now, I love your spirit and your innovation to the concept of hockey spirit and celebration, and I hope that the surge finds its way back into the limelight sooner rather than later, because I guarantee you another team will adopt it, and then it'll be just another celebration.

Hell, Don Douchebag doesn't even approve of the Kuzy bird, and if you couldn't tell by my name, I love that shit, so I love free expression and showing joy about success and the fun of hockey, because that's what it's all about in my mind.

It's 1-1 now, obviously I hope we win, but Caps nation has a lot of respect for you.

>I dont like big tits on a small frame
>they call me gay
We get it m8 you like your women with penises

>hawks
Faggot confirmed.

I hope they continue it as this just feels like they’re caving in to the fun police. Plus are they doing one no matter if they win or lose since he did regardless of outcome? I know it’s tough to make them up but I think if they just did the original surge I’d be fine with that

Hey user Caroline is busy doing tennis highlights, come lick my feet.

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>the absolute state of Californian “”””hockey”””” teams

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i'm driving down for the 4/4 game, from wisconsin, and really wanted to see the surge in person, fuck, why couldn't they have just seen it thru to the end of the reg season??

got Quinn Hughes first point. webm is sort of shit though

thank you based retarded incels for all of the (You)s, and btw landwhale sloppy tits are disgusting

Post Diora pls

I wanna impregnate this woman via vaginal ejaculation if you know what I mean

>i-if I pretend that (you)s have value i wont look like a total faggot
Go back to your containment thread /hoc/ is a milkers general

>hates reddit
>needs a name on 4channle
Fucking hypocrite, tripfags are easily the biggest retards here.

I used to love reddit until they shut down /r/jailbait

>reeeeee
Like pottery

Update:Tartar sauce is pretty good on eggs, lads.
Go Sharks

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>giving me exactly what I want
>b-but you're a retard
Check m8

My dick

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>tfw nobody can ever claim my team is reddit

Lol

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How sad are you that you must reply to any post disparaging tripfaggots. Why dont you hide in shame for a few months again.

Name your team then

who's your team m8

>how sad are you that you get mad at a randomly generated code on a Taiwanese basket weaving board. Why dont you make up more things that never happened.

imagine being such a faggot that you feel the need to have a username on an anonymous image board

My team: baste
Your team: reddit
Lmao

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Going to have to agree with this

this ot is pretty fun lads

Hiding from the truth just makes you more pathetic, tripfag trash.

>respect your edlers

naw

It gets the exact results I wanted it to when I put it on. And you're continuing to feed me.

>I want to be seen as an attention craving faggot
>I get the results I want
Good job I guess

>Columbus
>@ NSH on Saturday: 40%
I just have a weird feeling that Nashville will have an answer for everything from Columbus, and that Columbus won't be ready for it after their blowout win tonight.
>@ BUF on Sunday: 55%
Buffalo is still decent at home, and this is the second game of a back-to-back, with kinda lengthy travel.
>vs. BOS on Tuesday: 60%
Their only home game left is against their toughest opponent. Grim. Still decent odds at home, but it's not going to be easy.
>@ NYR next Friday: 50%
The Rangers are still decent at home, like Buffalo, but unlike Buffalo they don't know when to quit. Expecting a meme game.
>@ OTT next Saturday: 60%
They should beat Ottawa... but I have a feeling that they'll find a way to >shork under pressure. Maybe not too badly, though.

>Carolina
>vs. PHI on Saturday: 80%
At home, motivated by recent losses, should be a win.
>@ PIT on Sunday: 50%
Could be a win, they've played well against Pittsburgh recently. But with the travel and the back-to-back, toss-up.
>@ TOR on Tuesday: 55%
Could be a hammering, could be a meme collapse by Toronto. I expect this result to go the opposite of how the Pittsburgh game goes.
>vs. NJ on Thursday: 90%
Easy win... right?
>@ PHI next Saturday: 65%
Close game since it's in Philadelphia, but Carolina should have the edge.

>Montreal
>@ WPG on Saturday: 45%
Could be a win, but with Winnipeg at home I'd think that the Jets have a somewhat better chance.
>vs. TBL on Tuesday: 35%
It's at home, so I'll give them a decent chance. They'd better hope that Tampa is resting and not really trying before the playoffs.
>@ WSH next Thursday: 25%
Tough game. Hope for luck, or a resting team, or both.
>vs. TOR next Saturday: 60%
Best chance to win. Hope Toronto's checked out and try to make the most of it.

Sorry, /hoc/. Once I'd started, I had to finish.

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Tell me your sins /hoc/, clean your souls before your team makes a ploff run

Didn't ask for that wall.

I couldn't care less how you see me. It's the pure butthurt it generates that makes me laugh. Imagine giving any value to the opinions of a bunch of irrationally raging retards on an anonymous sports board.

So don't read it.

More like faggetanon am I right

Your pictures are stupid, you're stupid

Based

based

>no u

Not Bracket, but I genuinely disagree.

>91740863
it takes 4 (You)s to reply to a tripfag and I only have 3 left. sorry its not happening buddy

Imagine following a team that comes from a fucking Disney children's movie

we in the quinn hughes era now

Boeser who? Petttersson who?

>1 assist
>Won't shut the fuck up about him
Fuck Quinn Hughes

Have a (you) apparently they're worth 4

sorry i interrupted you conversation about r*ddit and tripfags with actual hockey talk

>nobody mentions Quinn Hughes
>everyone already talking about “them”

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>Quack

I would have never gotten into cricket if it wasn’t for /hoc/

I never got into cr*cket because it's gay as fuck and for minorities.

i still have absolutely no idea how cricket works and im perfectly fine with that

If the Sharks lose again I'm going to punch my fucking monitor

lads................ it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=sojORN2DuBw

>Columbus
>53% average
>90 points, 10 points left, +5.3 points
>95

>Carolina
>68% average
>91 points, 10 points left, +6.8 points
>98

>Montreal
>41.25% average
>90 points, 8 points left, +3.3 points
>93

ha ha math
r.i.p. Habs

>mad
>at the regular season

Don't do that, you'll break your fist

STERILIZATION CONTRAPTION !!!!! BABABABABABABABABABABABABAB BALLOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBAHHOAOAOGIEIEIE

FATE FELL SHORT THIS TIME SMILE FADES IN THE SUMMER

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youtube.com/watch?v=o8xX-nDrjcM
when will they do braps?

*skates around you*

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GIVE ME A REEEEAASOON N
...
TO END THIS DISCUSSION
...
TO BREAK WITH TRADITION
...
TO FALL AND DIVIDE

GIVE ME A REASON TO LOVE YOU

pathetic

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What a fucking waste of a fucking team

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*checks you through the glass*

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>debuted on the charts 15 years ago

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>seven in a row
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vegas gonna btfo them again on saturday
then the flames on sunday
oh no no no no no no no no no

It's over. Hoping for an upset meme series from canes or bjs.

SHANNON!!

*draws dimes*

>7 losses in a row
happy early >shorks elimination day

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Lmao my sharkies

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oops forgot song

youtube.com/watch?v=ZKtjCFiZ2wI

>Jack Hughes wasn't even in Kindergarten when this came out

life is pain lads

>shorks

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*dangles around you and sets up the winger*

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Worst goaltending in San Jose since 1998. Worst goaltending in the NHL. What do you expect?

Team GAA- 3.12 worst since 1997

Starting goalie save % .898 worst since 1998

High Danger Scoring Chances. 11th best in the league.

23.8% PP rate 2nd best in team history

Martin Jones has a career .911 Save % as a Shark It's the worst save % among goalies who have played over 80 games since Mike Vernon.

If in the playoffs it magically changes, great. That's what everyone wants. If not the majority of this season is to be blamed on goaltending, and that includes the goaltending coach (IMO even more than anyone)

Pain is life

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kek based retarded maga boomer

>The shorks were favored to win the cup
>can't even win a game at the end of the season

Well at least they're choking early.

who is this angry boomer

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>Avs vs Yotes tomorrow
OMG OMG OMG

Who's going to win?!?!?

Haulinbass on hfboards. Seems to dislike the surge with a passion.

yotes

Who gives a shit

>Yotes vs Wild right after
Holy shit

dislike it all you want, but comparing it with the degradation of society is such an angry boomer thing to say

SHANNON, THE VIDEO! WHERE IS IT???

>7 IN A ROW.

onehouronelife.com/
lets make a /hoc/ town

We have injuries to important players no doubt but during the streak we've played 5 teams with virtually nothing to play for and yet they looked like the teams fighting for playoff positioning most of the time. We could have went a measly 3-4 during the last 7 games and we would still be tied for 1st going into the weekend.

The comeback was great tonight but let's be honest, if we were playing the Knights or Flames they aren't letting us back in the game like Chicago did.

This team has problems all over the ice and up and down the lineup. With only 5 games left before the playoffs they don't have much time to figure it out. I think this weekend will say a lot about this team.

I still believe boys, things looked bleak earlier in the season and then we went on a great run. Time to do that again.

>7 IN A ROW.

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Little early to shork isnt it?
Are they trying to get it out of their system before the playoffs?

yep. that's it. they're just getting it out of their system. like me when i jack off first thing every morning.

Does that work or do you just jack off all day

i gotta get it out before work or class or it's all i think about.

How old are you?

Disregarding the obvious upcoming >shork, this is just showing they are relying way too much on a few players, yeah there's scoring depth but being down 1 D then absolutely shitting the fucking bed without him is concerning
Even without EK they were still winning, I didn't think Simek completely held the team together

22

Makes sense. I'm 27 and it doesnt seem to matter if I do it or not I still think about it all day.
Poor shorks

>Shorks next game is against the Knights
Oh no no no

>muh depth
sharks have absolutely been exposed as one of the more shallow teams in the ploffs. also couture has shown he will not be able to lead this team without pavs

Knowing the shorks theyll win by a landslide to build up hope before getting swept in 5 games.

I'm so mad I can't even jerk off, I literally can't keep an erection I'm so angry.

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The teams have played 13 times, and Vegas has dominated. The Sharks have won just twice in regulation. Last season’s playoff series went to Vegas in six games. The Golden Knights won two of three in Vegas and two of three in San Jose.

This season, the Golden Knights have won two of three, outscoring the Sharks 15-6 in the process. Vegas is 1-0 against San Jose since the trade deadline.

Martin Jones has been chased out of the net by Vegas 5 (five) times.

do any shorkbros have tickets to the poffs already?

Cut my Sharks into pieces, this is our final slump. Desperation, no healing Shoot a puck wide into the netting

This is our final slump.

Cut my Sharks into pieces We’ve reached our final slump Desperation, be healing Don’t give a fuck, shoot it wide into the netting Is Pavelski dead or is he alright ? Can we win a game tonight ? Ryan says that’s not right Division leader outta sight And I think I’m gonna cry

You know what, a noticeable improvement after the disastrous first, especially offensively. I'm seeing some things I like. Crawford definitely stood on his head. Jones has been pretty awful though, even considering he hasn't been great this season.

it just gives me flashbacks to round 2 against vegas when they shit the bed for 10 minutes and gave up 4. i guarantee you it will happen again.

it'll more than likely happen again on saturday. hell, it happened two out of the three games the two teams have played this season, where jones was pulled.

yep. probably

been overeating lately

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I've been overeating, overdrinking, and oversmoking recently.

you ever try /feet/?

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my heart is beating very slowly

i don't get it

Godspeed, lad

Smoking a cig and a bong

Good, that means that you're normal.

IT'S UP

no i like girls feet, i just don't get the crab thing

Forget I said anything, then.

my day tomorrow will consist of a 12 pack of miller light and a shot of whiskey during late morning/early afternoon golf, followed by a light dinner, then 7 more miller lights and 3 more shots during early evening bowling, then anywhere from 10 to 15 old milwakee lights as i watch sports, and finally a bunch of food before it's time to pass out
honestly can't wait

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Smoking a faggot that is posting about doing drugs in my /hoc/

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are you an alcohol?

no i only binge drink once a week and recover the rest of the time

Chill out bro

just hit my bong

Then you are an enemy

So who's winning the cup? Don't tell me it's fucking Pittsburgh or Washington again

On this day, we strike back at the Ted Collective, to ensure a free and independent future for all mankind.
We will not live as slaves of the Teds. We will live free. We will fight for that future.

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you cannot escape the drugs

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NOOOOOOO
THEY EVEN HAVE TEDS NORTH OF THE BORDER NOW
OUR FALLBACK POSITION HAS BEEN OVERRUN

bruins are a lock

vegas or boston

Eastern Conference Finals:
Tampa Bay Lightning vs. New York Islanders

Western Conference Finals:
Vegas Golden Knights vs. St. Louis Blues

It's really as simple as that lads

Put some flowers in your hair dude

t. fifth column Ted apologist

Who the fucks Ted

I ate a whole caniac combo and half a bag of hot cheetos. What chu got

The Enemy.

What are their weapons?

cocks and dude

being really really gay

The Enema

>T. Ted trying to blend in
They are evolving /hoc/ the great Ted cleansing might be harder than we thought

No! I'm not a Ted! I'm a sunbelter, I swear!

imagine only having seven teams in your SHIT division lmao

not him but fellow caniac. dinner was 2 turkey melts with mushrooms and dijon mustard. very delicious......

I dont know what to believe anymore

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it has become more and more evident that my townsmen won't after all admit me into the list of town officers

>shorsk

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No! I mean it! Fuck Ted! I'll never be one of them!
"I'm a Caniac and it's Bo time!"

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>debrincat has 40 goals
when will non manlets learn

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Ok... I will be keeping an eye on you though

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prove it. name a bender from the last 10 years only a true caniac would remember

>caniacs
it's like 3 am go to sleep you neets

1st round playoff exits

What if, just what if, thinking with open mind, Ted's are not real guys

i dont have work until saturday leave me alone

ok carry on

we all know finland is a conspiracy

>shorks have lost 7 in a row
wtf

wait why was tonight the last stormsurge?

Shit you got us

*skates around you*

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probably ran out of ideas. also i feel like dougie hamilton browses /hoc/ and read the seethers posts

Call me the n word if you must but I don't think Tuuka Rask is a big game goal tender

the funny part, is that they didn't even end up doing it

grapes called gary

nobody actually thinks poopa is good

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>also i feel like dougie hamilton browses /hoc/ and read the seethers posts
Then I hope he sees my frenly posts too.

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if tampa doesn't win then there's something seriously wrong with them

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Ok just making sure. I've watched his entire career and he's been solid but honestly Jimmy Howard is better

>the last team to fall below .500 in their last 10 games and go on to win the Stan Lee was the Carolina Hurricanes.
maybe we have a chance bros

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Then how is he still the starter? Is there no one in Providence that they can call up? No goalie prospects in the system?

you now remember malcolm subban

>Canes reached the SCF for the first time in 2002
>then won the Cup in 2006

>Sharks reached the SCF for the first time in 2016
>2019: ???

You mean lil nibba? I could never forget him.

Holy FUCK you might be on to something here going to get on the sharts

rph btw

STAY
STAY
YES

hello and welcome to real norde hours

based

qt

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huomenta

imagine mcmeme with aho and teravainen as his wingers

Kaapo Kakko desu

>hughes is on nhl 19 now
Welp guess I now have a reason to use my ps4

OwO

Morjenttes ja huomenia

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what meme tourney are they playing now?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIrx1wcsP5w

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The name of the last winter olympics' host city is on the bus.

none i'm watching replays of mens and womens hockey on Olympic Channel

olympicchannel.com/en/sports/ice-hockey/videos/

any game from Pyeongchang should be there, maybe even sochi as well but I haven't checked

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youtube.com/watch?v=WNQ_c2IT9Po i want to move to finland

finna boutta get drunk tomorrow lads

what are you finna bouta drink user

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probably some pale ale. i stay away from liquor now that i'm becoming a boomer

Isn’t the >shorks goaltending coach Johan Hedberg kek

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someone post hocgeneral.com on shannons comment section

>shannon22
no man should have 22 shannons

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I think I have 40+ and I'm barely even trying.

I have more shannons

Sharks getting all the losing out of the way before the ploffs start.

how big is your bulju folder
me only 146 pictures

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i deleted them all when he was cemented as a bust

I don’t save pictures of busts

imagine all the based new posters we'd get

delusional anglos

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Finnish FAGGOTS don't know SHIT about PUCK

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we invented this shit sport
be thankful

literally 0 desu

Thinking of Islanders in the playoffs

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no you aren't

If I saw that in person I’d just figure that the guy meant cuckold for himself
And what the fuck is protruding out of his pants?

lads it's 4am and why is /hoc/ always the best and FUCK don cherry

>FUCK don cherry
fucking pinko

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>hasb

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are the frogs rebuilding or not????

fuck you lad, don cherry is honorary /pacific/

what would be worse for the blowfaggots, missing the playoffs entirely or their inevitable first round exit?

I am. I have a feeling they'll choke against Pittsburgh CBJ-style

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kek both equally based imo

>user why are you watching this boring hockey, I want to show you some new moves
What will you do?

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>pacific

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what if they win

either, because both will result in nobody resigning and with them only having a 3rd and 7th round pick this draft

OH NO NO NO!!!

>that toothpick in the back wearing a manbun
fucking zoomers

STUPID FINNISH IDIOTS SUCK AT HOCKEY

i get a boner everytime finland is mentioned

get on Yea Forums and laff at smelly indians

>tfw _______

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Why does this team always fall on their ******* faces? LOOOOOOL I can't even.

I've always hated the term "losing culture", but the Sharks embody it. Pretty embarrassing.

Skipping the rest of the regular season games, don't even wanna know how they end up.

Jesus FUCK Asian "men" look like women

um that's a girl user

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based ladyboy loving retard

>6'1vs5'11

>she

Why do Asian "men" look so much like women

we are all one race

is she grabbing his ass?

he gets more pussy than you

The hockey guy is more manly than these Asian guys lmfao

probably.

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doubt. those two twinks probably share the same fat chick from their dorm

why is it so easy to work incels?

grim

****ty ****ing sharks ****ing hockey what the ****ing ****, ****ers

is that supposed to be talbot?

drinking monster energy absolute zero

did you ever drink those energy drinks that had vodka in them? good times

it doesnt look like talbot. i figured it was stolarz cause i dont know what stolarz looks like

eating some doritos

smoking the juul at the moment lads

what should i masturbate too lads

lemieux was better than gretzky btw (this is a hockey related post)

just go on Yea Forums

Its Laurence Brossoit

>just go on Yea Forums

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mexico made a thread about soccer or some shit that has some latina qts in it

you like traps eh?

not really but they have good creep threads

who's going to overpay for glass bones karlsson lads?

grim

hopefully not the sharks

of course he was. If you had an alltime draft, gretzky probably wouldn't go top 5.

Lemieux
Yzerman
Fedorov
Forsberg
Jagr
Perreault
Lidstrom
Orr
Pronger
Hasek
Roy
Brodeur

etc... also, Yzerman put up truly crazy point totals on some bad red wing teams until he became the 90's superstar 2way center

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youtube.com/watch?v=81K0NpcnuwM

i'd give stephanie my dubin if you know what i am saying

Fuck it lads >we are not choking this time I swear we for real this time you just gotta have trust

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edging myself before going to go the gym for a test boost

never forget: buttman called him "ee-zerman"

that was clinton

youtube.com/watch?v=rTodQ6Svo9A

how did he keep his job after this?

Congratulations, you're retarded

imagine thinking centers are more important than wingers

for me its ytsermann

that hurts what gretzky said. they forced him leave edmonton to play for LA to "grow the game," then some jew manlet comes along who's never even stepped on ice before and gets to do whatever he wants

For me it's red wings legend Paul Yserbaert

Post some shit that makes you hate the sunbelt

youtu.be/JASlPb1yz7Q

youtu.be/UAHgjLjQhQE

Seriously what the fuck is Connie doing why is she eating when they're losing

shit those movies were so retarded
what was the girl doing humping the boards for the puck with no one on her for a whole minute?

I think she's killing the clock Connie is a very cerebral player but unfortunately I think the ducks were losing

clovehitch killer is a 3/5. would recommend.

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good lads

Mate I'll kick yer fuckin ASS

I disagree, he dominated a certain era of the NHL for 8 years with an allstar team and against goalies like Darren Pang and John Garrett. You can put Dale Hawerchuk or Peter Stasny on those Oiler teams and they get close to 200 points every year too. Frankly the idolization of Gretzky is quite pathetic and he is given far too much credit already. Mario is literally better than Gretzky in every possible physical way and he maintains the 2nd highest gpg average just behind Mike Bossy, in NHL history despite playing over 50% of his career with various ailments and against far better goaltenders like Dominic Hasek and Martin Brodeur. He also won an Olympic Gold which Gretzky never did and he was a huge reason why Canada got through Hasek and the Czechs. He also saved the Penguins and has almost as many cups as an owner as gretzky has as a player. He is leaps and bounds ahead of Wayne at the moment.

No you won't, you're both friends

Lad, no one could get 200 points other than Gretzky. You're ill informed. If you'be seen him play, and I'm not talking about highlights, but an actual game where you can get a full picture, Gretzky was an absolute genius. Your comparing a guy who actually did it so some kooky scenarios that are unprovable. Shut up.

gretzky scored on goalies who didn't even butterfly. let that sink in

Wow what an intelligent post

thanks

no one else from the Gretzky era scored as much as he did let that sink in you sunbelt retards

ovi would score 300 goals in gretzkys era

Just look at laines face LOL

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>7 losses in a row
What the FUCK is going on with MY San Jose SHARKS?!

Ovi would get slashed in the head and murdered in his first season let that sink in

ECHL tier goaltending

go to bed gramps

stop posting retard opinions you sunbelt faggot that doesn't know shit about hockey

make me

how do i get my teeth that white?

If karlsson was healthy this wouldn’t have happened :^))

Share an opinion and I'll tell you why you're retarded

All the twinks in the nu-nhl would die playing old time hockey

radiation from sitting in front of the xbox 16 hours a day

tits>ass

you win this round but I'll be watching

Boomer-tier opinions like this are the worst

but true

t. twinklander

chara would btfo every single pest and then dangle them to oblivion in the same game

chara wasn't a tough guy until post lockout

this. chara was just a large twink in the real nhl

Thanks to health advances, players today are stronger and faster than they've ever been, they would btfo your old timey players grandpa

Listen, I've been in NHL locker rooms for decades. Guys used to be huge fuckin freaks. Now in 2019 when a guy is listed as 6' they're really 5'10 or even 5'9 without skates. It's crazy how much things have changed.

Yeah, now you're sounding REALLY retarded

That must make gaudreau like 5’4
There’s a picture of him with a class of schoolgirls and half of them tower over him

He probably is I'm not kidding there are so many small players in the league that are around 5'5 currently

i blame gary’s manlet complex

I DARE you to watch this

youtu.be/4eGxTYAqTrA

youtu.be/B4ehl0lIBxk

just woke up

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stay woke brother

>tfw laine was the fault for the isles 4th goal

Heh

Based laine

night lads

muh fuckin dick

Islanders cup run lads

too bad they have to get btfo by shittsburgh in the first round

about to have
>that first cup of the day
lads

Teds and Habs will tie in points, Teds get in based on ROW

canes are gonna choke away their spot
its already in full effect

*sip*

just ate 6 eggs

*ingests cholesterol*

good sip?

This

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heres >my hot take

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awful

lukewarm as fuck. Winnipeg wont get past the first round playing like how they did last night

at least he knew the islanders place :)

rrrreeeeaaalllll smooth

dont see how the ECF could be anything other than tampa-pitt/caps
the west is so shitty, especially in goaltending, cant see how the WCF is anything but jets-flames/knights

preds could take the series against the jets this year
it was a close series last year

yeah i could see if they made it past the jets theyd go back to the SCF, but get btfo by whoever in the east

Real meme takes

ECF-Toronto Carolina
WCF-Dallas Calgary

and that's how drinkin' is done

buy a white mouthguard

>that WCF
hnnnngg

Pepper your angus reloyotes

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Pleading with you to engage in sexual intercourse

The cricket is on in 90 minutes. Who are you pulling?

meme bracket

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pulling for india to discover modern plumbing

>WCF-Dallas Calgary

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>Islander

Pulling my pud

it's up
youtu.be/jRjLOvis7vI

>its just a meme bracket guise!!
>its not really all my hopes and dreams in bracket form

i'd rather see that than the first one yeah

Imagine seeing overrated pajamas btfo by islels

>tfw got a DUI like 5 years ago so I’ll never be able to visit my Canadian /hoc/ friends
All I want is to go up to Winnipeg and stay a couple nights at an Air BnB bros

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Get fucked, degenerate.

we have no room for degenerates like yourself unless you get a pardon

You try “going out drinking” in rural bumfuck Minnesota with -20 temperatures at bar close and have fun walking home
Oh wait people literally die here every year doing that

go jets

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call a taxi, hick

laination lock in

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>tfw half-shitskin Amerimutt
Even if I was a degenerate that drink-drives, I’d just apply for refugee status :^)

Eat shit, wh*teoids

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nice pupper

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are you making the apu edits?

If Laine is so good, how come he can only do one fucking thing

specialization is a trademark of the elite

Semi-pro Fortnite player who plays in the NHL on his leisure time

>tfw no Scottish hockeyfu
instagram.com/shannonrossx/

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the irish HATE her

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Holy T H I C C

Not sure if I should buy a ticket for TPS game tonight. On one hand don't really want to pay 18 euros for the ticket plus 6 for parking but on the other hand it might be the last Liiga game ever for Kaapo Kakko desu

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>
New thread

Die you fucking nigger

B R E H S SHE NEEDS 8x6

what the fug are you doing mister

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How about 4x4

N E W T H R E A D boiz

theres no hope that she will be satisfied B R E H

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There’s one taxi in a town of 9,000

New Thread

its never gonna happen

How much are tickets? Pls convert to burger dollars thanks

Imagine being an earlyfag

google a converter you lazy bum

Why do that when my Finn friend can do it for me?

he told you how much tickets are

Hey nerds
*dabs

you mean make him use the converter instead of you?

Based

>only one non-SHIT game tonight
FUCK G*ry

dont enjoy potential SCF previews?

it's about 181 yuan

Penguins and perds? Surely, you jest.

why would i joke about such a thing
2017 was only 2 years ago

just had a pilsner while doing the dishes tbfwy, was good

which country produced it?

Sweden

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Nice!

>Liiga game
>teppo tepponummikakkonen scores
>broadcaster: OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI

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A simple and priceworthy pilsner in my humble opinion

end of thread reminder that marijuana IS recreational.

the brewery looks to have some real history

Fun fact: If you drink this beer while riding on a train, you have achieved Inception.

Ted is elite

Why this thread so slow

just woke up

Bread and sugar causes Kakko to take a liquid kakka

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nobody cares about the POOgular season

It's just over 100 years old I think. So pretty old, but not extraordinary. Pretty nice looking can

Shall try!
I hope you're not lying to me now

Woke af bro

*draft position tumbles*

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