/tennis/

another 20 minutes minimum

hAlEps thighs

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Starting soon(TM)

Players walking back out

>Wanted Anett v hAlEp final
>Got Farty v Pisskova
The WTA gods are cunts

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Can you tell me why you all hate Federer?
He is 37 but still can perform at the highest level and is more entertaining to watch than any fucking zoomers playing
Is that because you are FED up with him?
But why would you?

>hAIEps legs
>legs not in pic

post

Why you dislike Caro and like Mladenovic?

I only hate him because I love Nadal

For me it’s the iconic duo

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traitor to their home country

so true

How come? They were born in france and speak fremch as 1st language

Besides that Caro is super pretty and super lovable

your daily dose

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Never considered Sandra Bullock pretty until realised she looks kinda like Goerges.

Do you think she is pretty?

Don't like her make up, eyebrowes, chin, face shape, forehead shape, hair stricture, and just overally she looks like slavette stacy

You really could ve post someome prettier and it would take much time to find a prettier

Post Goerges/Petkovic/Rybarikova/Tatjana Maria/Lottener

>would NOT take much time
fix

Too bad potapova is a scrub

it's entertaining to watch him get blown the fuck out

they resent, not entirely without reason, that the 37 year old boomer is still the biggest draw in the sport despite tennis media operations to create new "stars" for a decade to little success

he's ugly and has the worst fanbase (not his fault I admit)

luv Fedr
luv tenni

simple as

What are the chances we get an all leaf final?

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as high as me right now. GOD BLESS JUSTIN TRUDEAU FOR LEGALIZING THE MERRY JOOWANAS

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ISNER

because there hasn't been a new gen of tennis stars. they are all low iq zoomers like kyrgios

let's go Shapovalov!!

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Can the leaf zoomers save us from the servebot boomers?

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why are there so many "good" niggers players now?

why do WTA girls look hotter on court than off it? I wonder how many men would stop worshipping women if they saw them 24/7 without makeup.

wtf, I love jews now?!!

Also, who else wishes this place was more active for tennis talk? All tennis forums besides this are cucked and SJW to the max.

Cmon Fraudix

The trumptard is loosing

c&b

cause your gay and lose completely interest in women off court

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OH SHIT

>american crowd
>cheering more for the Canadian darkie than for one of their own

Don't feel bad. Most tennis fans are SJW and leftists. I think the worst thing I've seen so far was the WTA AO Final, where a blonde woman was holding up a Jap flag. Why not cheer for Petra, someone who is white like yourself? Oh and don't forget based tenny sandgren and how he was treated

>one of their own
lol

lel

>all those dfs
cmon man

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On an unrelated issue, whatever happened to Dustin Brown?

>mentally unstable next gen player
I hate this episode

Why hasn't Fed retired yet? It's clear at this point that he's actually done. What was his last good performance?

am not gay, am mgtow =)

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german blond nazi valkyrie stomping on the gorilla queen in slam finals is my favourite sjw tennis salt

Yesterday.

Come on Big John

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>old
>meme tennis

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>Anderson
lol

tfw a black guy could win a Masters 1000

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No. Everyone just knows isner sucks shit and he's such a meme even normalfags mock him

Who is Tsonga?

Who indeed.

what happened to my career

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nothing, just the average women grand slam tennis champ

got to win atleast 3 slams to be somebody in women's tennis

she has a strange body type

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Kerbe, Sugarpova, and the gorilliams?

I like em plump.

Little Felix can't handle the hussle

>isner with ankle weights on
oh no he hasn't piccolo'd em' yet and shown his true power level

no bf to support and cuddle

yeah. I was actually thinking of Kvitova and Kuznetsova as well when I wrote this but then I realized those have only 2

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Every girl needs a beta male provider to cuddle with.

nothing better than a pale rump am i right

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based

>Vomit.jpg

STOP CHOKING YOU FUCKING GIANT

please save us big john

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matthew 7:1 is my fav bible verse

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Based. women are overrated and would be irrelevant without that pussy

stopp posting these disgusting fat slobs, you degenerate chubby chasers.

>oh no he figured out my serve
>lose
everytime

who here plays Tennis Elbow 2013 with maxou mod.

No

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OINK OINK OINK OINK!

cant wait till Isner and Karlovic are gone

>fat
>chubby

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big dick john gettin it done

fat fuck next to her shooped image

lol

>a fucking leaf

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>failing to serve it out in both sets
What the hell

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I wish Yea Forums had sound in webms, so we could hear Penko's OINK when serving

grandma panties?

modest girl, wife material

step up nigga

your post have no sense.

firstly you say girls look better on court(with no make up) than outside the court(with make up), but secondly you say that men would stop worshipping girls with no make up

post that jap flag blonde

>7 days a week and twice on sundays

Mental midgetry

this is the worst match of the tournament, fed would bagel even isner in the final

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johnny boy has made me so much money these last few days

What sound does a choking leaf make?

Big John exposing the mentally deficient zoomer.

>cantada
lel

Will manlets ever EVER learn?

I just wanna hit someone because of this match.

Iol niglet

come on and try me hans

Jizzner exposes Fraudix's false dawn

Damn, choked hard.

erm...yeah i think they do look better with no make up, but most men would not agree with me and quit worshipping them because they find them ugly without it

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aliassinme

I miss the lizard invasions

yawn white supremacist wins a tennis match

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You obviously don't know what granny panties are.

how is isner ranked 7th. does he just play all the lower tier tourneys cause he's kinda garbage in the opens

penko and her chad

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His height just breaks the game
Only the top 20 can beat him on a regular basis and even they sometimes lose.

Servebot.

anisimova and her chad

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Return points won

Isner 30/81 (37%)
FAA 25/78 (32%)

Apologise.

>4 hours

someone post Genie and her beta provider

Shapovalov was born in israel because his parents fled right after the soviet union collasped, I wonder why.

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Because they can't deal with the fact that he's the goat.

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someone post Svitolina and her boyfriend

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i also can consider only beautifu girls beautiful

to begin with, a critearia of beauty for me is too look good with no make up

all my waifus and all girls i like look good with no make up

wide panties covering full ass
an antonym to Bouchard's panties

I simply laugh in the face of ignorant fools such these. Forever lost in the gripping tentacles of their own inflated ego for all time. Theyll never know who they really are and will be sentenced to a life of bondage to their abusing master called society. A real thinking man doesnt fall victim to the overappraisal of a womens vagina magic. No, he patiently sits in the shadows for a chance at true fulfillment in the form of gnosis. There is no time for such a meaningless existence to occur within the confines of a self respecting gentlemen who values his life as a sentient being amongst the cosmos. I scoff at these materialst conformists and their low iq wives. I truly do.

really post those girls i'll be the judge

>hasn't lost a single set yet
that rhymes btw

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I thought she was dating Kyrgios

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She's dating the white guy. She's fucking kyrgiwog

is that lauri markkanen

I really hope Fed wrecks the kid.
Isner should not have 2 masters titles.

my nigga

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Hold up! Kyrfios is 24 and she is 17!!!! He is not a pedophile!!!!! A 24 year old with a 17year old is Evil.

Tell that to Stan

when I was 24 I was dating a 15 year old for a while

Bouchard with and without makeup

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yes, please post your waifu and girls ok

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Just imagine being Sascha and having an older beautiful woman as your amour.

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>Beautiful

And he made fun of Stan for banging 15 year old Vekic. Sad!

Kerbs is beautiful with those bright eyes.

I'm down here in the Holy Land and we're already excited and dancing about for Shapovalov to play Federer. I can't imagine the party if he wins and goes on to play that tall goy. Shalom goyim!!!

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>down here in the Holy Land
Brooklyn?

gl SHAPOVALOV!!

based

goderer on the way to another title and there's nothing you faggots can do about it

Anybody has a stream link? It's been quite hard to find one today, I don't know why.

>some zoomer
>jizzner
just hand him the trophy already

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Jizzner finna defend his title

>this ump's voice

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7-6 6-7 7-6

can't wait, what a final it will be

>all those fans who still wear Rogers Nike logo
lmao just lmao

>shapshitloov

>buying new shit just because your favourite player changes sponsor

>le can’t break man

wtf was that volley

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*breaks*

fedora could be literally his father

top rally

jesus christ shapovalov is garbage
another weak era

zoomers btfo

sweaty malfoy never ceases to dissapoint

shapo playing trash but fed in god mode

how much of this >shook do you guys think is due to fanboying

I certainly can’t name one single NextGen player that hasn’t hailed Fedr as his idol.

>next gen is cancer
>they like cancer player
pottery

GOAT'D

is kyrgios nextgen?

Hyeon Chung fanbois Djokovic

Nothing entertaining about Federer's game

What happened to mr big brain anyway?

turns out he was shit

back injury

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based isner, based federer

lol @ Seinfeld

*ajem*
FUCK ZOOMERS
*sips*

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BASED GODERER

love fed tbqh

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D'aww Dennis a cutie

>born in tel Aviv

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Post your best tennis meme/photos

"ohomoooooo"
Mirka flinches as you run your hands down her soft rolling back
"Roger hasn't touched me like that in years". Her voice cracks as she makes her painful admission to you. You just smile as your fingers make their way up to her head consuming neck. You can feel her reluctance. Trying to resist her urges, she is like her husband trying to resist the effects of ageing in games against Nadal. Both of them pretend they can resist, but they will both end up being physically dominated by a younger man. She squeaks as your hands begin to remove her coat. "My husband bought that for me with the money it got from Wimbledon 2013". She states it as a fact, but you understand the underlying message. She hates that coat. It would have been a nicer coat if Roger had made more money, if he hadn't been beaten in the second round like the pathetic shadow of a man he is. He probably can't even get an erection any more.

You flip Mirka onto her back and the room shakes.
She keeps trying to convince herself she loves her husband.
"Last month I covered this bed in clay, got naked and told Roger it was his chance to do something big on clay for the first time since 2009". She smiles. "But he just walked off". You ignore her words and work your hands into her mucusy cunt. 'uguggmoooooooo''. She moans again as loudly as she ever has. Her children would be woken up if they weren't listening to a tape of Nadal grunting as they slept. You take out your hard cock and begin to insert the tip inside of her. "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she bellows. You are so aroused by this that you can barely contain yourself and your cum sprays everywhere. You hear the front door of the house opening "Mirka?" Comes the voice "It is over. I have retired. We can have sex again".

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lmao

DELETE THIS

apologise

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101 comin at ya

>Fred hasn’t played against Big Servin Isner since 2015
Huh. Now that’s quite a long time.

Isner's knees gonna get btfo by slices

FUCK

brad gilbert is a terrible interviewer jesus christ

>Roger loves servebabbies

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I dunno, you choose.

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He won't have to worry about his garbage 1st serve %age this week.

OOF

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Easy zoomy

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Lol the Israeli arabic spokesman compared Federer to some gazan protester and told arabs to practice tennis instead of terrorism

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>WW3 will never be settled via a tennis tournament

Pls save us Jizzner

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That just goes to show how much of a game playing with human lives is to them.

Fuck off muzzie

Dont @ me with your political opinions. Im only concerned with whats right for the planet.

אנחנו עדיין אוהבים אותך shapovalov !!!!

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What does “saving tennis” mean, anyway?

What would happen if Roger went full white supremacist? What would the tennis world do?

He's half South-African, so he'd be ridiculed.

Alt-righters aren't concerned with racial purity, they allow enoch, jared taylor (wife is jew) nick feuntes, and many other non-whites in their midst and don't forget weev

Don’t go that far: at least half of /pol/ is non-whites

beautiful aryan couple inbound

even ben franklin recommend having older lovers.

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I mean, we already knew the movement was a joke. Just that Frauderer would also be ridiculed as well. What happened to Sandgren besides being harassed on his Twatter account and Fox-News-Tier journos?

Kvitova w/w out makeup

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Here I present to you all the most awkward Nadal photo of all time. He isn't Chad enough to make this photo work. Also don't think the girl is aryan either.

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Don't show his gf this

damn rafa shirtless...

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>Also don't think the girl is aryan either.
whos the hoe

I just got off the phone with James Blake and he confirmed that Isner and Federer will be entering the court riding a lawn mower.

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(((bar rafaeli)))

oy vey

Every single top "canadian" player is a first gen immigrant, felix is the only native born and even his dads an immigrant. Let's face it, Canada actually sucks at tennis and all our top players are cause some foreign rich parents really like the sport. It's almost poetic.

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>has 4 white children
>if

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I wouldn't be so quick to call them white! Federer looks a little mixed to me, especially in his younger days. I want him to be white, but it is clear his children take after Mirka heavily.

>go to Costco planning to get a few things
>Walk out spending $300

*posts*

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>muh black pipo
>muh sjw
fascinating look into the mind of literal retards. you really can't imagine why people would root for a more balanced player over the biggest servebot of all time? it's got to have to do something with the colour of their skin

he won Miami last year, mate. and he's defended a lot of his points by making the final again

haha it's so windy today, lads

jizzner winning

i am an animal trapped in your car
you're all i need

Kyrgios bangs Tomjlanovic

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Do you mean actual white supremacist or """white supremacist""" aka standard conservative?

>beautiful

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She looks like a bogan too

>Someone else say it cbf studying rn

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They both deleted all of their pictures together

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>They both deleted all of their pictures together

>dumb coalburner thinks she can be unblacked
lol

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>Charleston qualifying starts today
>Dirt season is coming

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How exactly is Kyrgios black

>dumb wog thinks she can be unwogged
ftfy

do you mean Kyrgios and Tomljanovic deleted all their photos?

If FedGOAT doesn't win tomorrow I will not post pics of Liru until Roland-Garros

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Haha, time for rain delays!
For real, you'd think these third world courts would at least have roofs by now

post lewd foxes

please save us Big John

Look in the previous thread

No posts here

I just finished my 3 days ban for lelposting

help I'm addicted to betting

Foxposter pls go

Get a job and you'll feel no more need to bet since you're guaranteed money every paycheck, that's how I feel now but still do the occasional cheeky once a week.

Qualifiers for the Volvo Car Open begin in less than 30 mins

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Together forever

>tfw to small to win

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>Big bowl of sugar for brekky
Bad meme

Lost 50 euros again :(

dey smol in size; but beeg in width

How will you pay for a substandard handjob now?

15 minutes boys

Australia's own attempting to qualify in Charleston tonight boys

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stop posting on shabbos!!!!!!!!!!

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>Chrissie exposing Chris looking for scalped tickets on national tv

>there is a women final right now
lesleepingwtaman.exe

I would've cared if it was Kontaveit v Halep, but it's not so I don't.

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McHale? More like McFail to qualify!

Barty? More like Farty

>54% on 1st serve

Ausfalian Xis everybody

>85th and 86th in the race rankings
Yikes!

Ms. Bigtits vs. Ms. Exbigtits?

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>pisskova
Is she the female berdshit?

Boring match desu

>Farty wins
Meh, whatever

sounds like a female joker

Sabalenka in the finals tomorrow lads

>Doubles
I'd rather eat rancid shit

>classical music starts playing during the break
>it's actually an ad
>it's more interesting than doubles tennis
Why is doubles still a thing?

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based and redpilled

>Katie Swan
What a complete and utter shitter

doubles is unironically high iq and if you don't see that then you are a mong

sabalenka's?

Doubles is for fags and it's scoring's all retarded

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Katie Swan might as well just quit and do porn.

This

*gifts away another masters*

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isner 7-6 7-6

Happy birthday potapova

This. (only Sabalenka instead of Swan)

tfw all your clothes come from costco
tfw all the pants have unnecessary pockets

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Milkies

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i hope that someone make her pregnant so tat they get bigger

Thought he was about to pat his head for a second.

>green clay

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relax it's only for a week

damn he looks good here

source on the webm?

who /Big Jizz/ here?

Rebecka Martinsson

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cool, thanks

love love love love women but mostly dislike their songs, or their writings, or their 'art'
why so

love clay
love grass
hate concrete

for me it's pace and bounce

indeed

would you let your 14 years old son hang out with 17-18 years old girls?

would you let your 17-19 years old daughter hang out with 14 years old boys? they probably only think about sex

that's quite hot

It would be pretty insane to not allow either of these scenarios

you r2?

why?

also edit: i did not mean plural form of boy(s) and girl(s), its all in single!

they would be taken advantage of boris

Have you seriously ever seen a psychologist?

what?

>you r2?
i don't get it

you never posted in /tennis/ in last year, did you?

>would you let your
protip in case you ever manage to procreate: 14 is way too old too strctly forbidding things. If you have a retard son/daughter you can bet your ass on it that strictly forbidding will lead to doing it excessively behind your back. If your son/daughter is not a retard they will be able how far they can go.

If you fuck up your child's education til age 14 forbidding will lead only to that your daughter will be sucking nigger dick just to get back at you. You've been warned.

The most ridiculous part of the question is that this is a high school freshman hanging out with a high school senior. Completely fucking normal in any mind other than his.

i wish we had more surface diversity

hard court season is too prevalent grass almost non-existant

You just KNOW

Million dollar idea: change Hamburg to grass, make it a masters again, and demote either Shanghai or Paris-Bercy

Sounds fine to me.

They should play on wood desu

+wc for carine

What would be the point of that? Might as well just give someone a bye to save time.

what is the point of giving Alimze a tciket for the rolling arrow?

i wrote this post because i recalled the kvitova case
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Found a nice article in russian yellow press, from 2011

Headline:
>Petra Kvitova found herself a sex-slave

eg.ru/sport/28680/
13.11.2011

>The winner of Wimbledon and Federations' Cup lives with underage guy

>This year Czech tennis player Petra KVITOVA turned into a world star. She is manufacturing wins another by another and ended the season as world #2. Czech team win in FedCup is primarily her work. But only few know, that Petra lives with underage guy!

>In the surroundings of Petra Kvitova, arrived to Moscow for a final match of FedCup, a pretty boy with sad eyes was standing out. His name is Adam Pavlacek, he is considered to be one of the sparring-partners of tennisistka[female tennis player in russian]. Indeed, young men is «sparring» Petra for a few years, only that happening not on the court alone, but also in bed. Note, Adam is underage, the guy is only 17.

>This story started three years ago, when Kvitova was just 18, and Adam did not even reach 14. His family lived in morava town Ful'neke next to Kvitova's. Parents dreamed for their only son to become a professional tennis player, as Petra. But they[parents] were too poor to pay for trainings[here i thought the story of another kind of payment will start, but it wont]. As witnesses testify, all these years Kvitova looked after Adam's success and was pleasing him with gifts. And when the girl matured[growen up] and learned about struggles of teen[Adam], she decided to become his sponsor. Consent of parents was bought for mere three thousands euro, and since then Adam transitioned into her complete ownership.

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>Not the last part in this story was played by tennisistka's coach Lukas Dlugi, who couldn't play a «motivator» role because of some intimate problems. Mentor[Lucas Dlugi] even wrote a schedule of sex-trainings for his ward(twice a day - 45 min at mornings, hour at evenings), and after exploring Kamasutra he determined ten harmless poses for her. In Moscow Pavlacek moved in the same hotel room with coach and was visiting Petra's apartments only at evenings, to perform his «duty», which for he gets, among other things[by the way], 2 thousand euros per month.

>Permanent non-sporting burden had a negative effect on Adam's sporting career - he firmly hung in the end of top-100 of junior's rating. Only this summer, when Petra - caught in the centre of everyone's attention[won a Wibms, aged 21, also breathingly young, hot, blood with milk, healthy fattish] - loosened her grip [on him], Adam started to win. But Kvitova, on the other hand, started to lose without permanent sexual feeding[recharge/nourishment]. In the beginning of October Czech[Petra] brought Adam back in her bed - and wins came[came back].

>[We will] add, that Czechia is considered a domain of pedophiles for the guests from all around the world for a long time. In Prague its possible to find boys and girls, as it goes, for any taste. Indeed, Kvitova is far from from being the first specialist of that «field» in the history of Czech tennis. Early as the end of 80s, the famous tennis player Ivan Lendl stole[kidnapped] 15-years old Belgian Samantha Frankel, who appealed to him, from her house, and paid her parents a $1 million exit package [to] not to outrage [them/to call them down]. Not so long time ago, another Czech, Radek Stepanek, began to openly cohabit with 16 years old tennis player Nicole Vaidisova. The fact of these cases ending with weddings(and also five daughters in Lendl's case) shouldn't overshadow the obvious fact, that it was a real pedophilia, according with law.(2/3)

>Recently, a lot of tennisistkas[female tennis players], including those in Russia, became a frequent quests in tennis academies and started to show a big interest for young, pretty tennisists[male tennis players]. So that, if before parents were feared that their daughter will become a lesbian, when they put her in tennis[sport], now they are supposed to fear a much bigger sin - pedophilia.

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>ywn be 14 again
:_;

it's not THAT common. not necessarily creepy either though

>Czechia is considered a domain of pedophiles for the guests from all around the world
Really smashes my avocados.

i can only imagine what is it like to be 14 yo and have a beautiful girl from high school as gf

i guess it feels way way way much better than being 23yo and havind 23yo gf

you can become a billionaire, be fit handsome 40yo guy and have actresses and models, you can be a fat ugly 60yo billionaire and fuck models, but no money can probably give a feelings of 14yo boy being romanced by 18yo cute girl

(yes, i also liked the girl from the last year of school when i was 13, she was beautiful(natural redhead with sweet face, maybe jessice chastain a little bit), pretty shy(not an alpha-stacy), and she was A+ on grades, iirc she had a very good exams, but i dont know any more about her; and we used the same bus on our way home, I recall i even changed my schedule to cross with her on the bus stop etc)

/r/equesting the Kvitova pasta

Take your meds Boris, holy shit

>ywn be a 14yo boy in complete ownership of Petra
i jelly this guy more than any billionaire from Forbes list

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She's probably in porn now

So how does science explain attraction to older women? Like to 12yo when you are 10, to 16yo when you are 12, to 17-18yo when you are 13-14, to 29yo when you are 21?

post rare kikita

I don't have one, I don't follow her ig

Attraction is not a science.

rares are not to be found in IG

>a high school freshman hanging out with a high school senior. Completely fucking normal
no
too different social circles

Sorry Boris I wish I could help you.
Compared to most on here I'm just a dirty casual.

I love when that faggot Benoit Paire loses. I hope he fades in to obscurity soon.

>ywn be a 14yo boy in complete ownership of 18yo Petra
fix

i fixed that because the numbers are improtants. him 14 and her 18 is different than 24+28 or 14+30

18 years old girls and 14 years old boys...
i remember myself 14 years old and i kidna know shy girls 17-18yo, like Petra when she was a 17-18yo

wow just wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14 and 18....
just iamgine eighteen years old her, lanky, 0.5% chubby, cute, shy, and liking the idea of loving her fourteen years old boy - YOU.

this is better than any drugs, now its all in my head

now imagine 14yo you and 18yo goerges
autistic shy 18yo kerbes and 14yo

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
14yo me and 18yo Caro....

holy moly, like a vulcano inside right me now

jesus what is wrong with u

didn't take his meds today, i'm afraid

Who /isner/ today?

here

>0.5% chubby
this is btw what confuses me the most about this post

Isnerer will win the tiebreak bowl

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did someone say 'meds'?

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Not particularly fat, but not average for tennis player too. Just a healthy, a comfortable percentage of body fat.

well, google(and post here) pics of 18yo Kvitova

>but not average for tennis player too
i mean, fatter than average tennis player

Do you really think 0.5% bodyfat is healthy?

i did not say 0.5% bodyfat, i said 0.5% chubby

that's about 22-25% body fat for women i guess

Can you please stop littering every tennis thread with your mental drivel?

well, i googled now, so i would say 25-28% bodyfat
maybe

well, a litttttle bit chubby 18yo kvitova, guess by yourself

Are you the same Spanish that always posts? I wonder is it you(one) or few different spanish

sorry not sorry, my posts are /tennis/ related

i just recall i saw a porno webm few months ago on dvach, with a ~20 yo spanish girls and 18yo spanish guy loking liek 14yo

i must ask you, are 18-20 yo spanish girls into 14-16yo guys? did you had a high school crush when you were in middle school? (honestly, i guess, every one has such, am i right?)

dude

evening's theme: your high school crush when you were in middle school. describe her

I want Isner to win this, but realistically I feel like it's going to be 6-4, 7-5

Isner will be absolutely destroyed today

If FAA could break him, Fedr can too.

Racing

>pissner

>Broke
Fed won the set 7-5

next set please

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6-2 you mean

First time in my life i wish ATP was more like WTA and this set wasn't completely decided.

Walk in the park for Federold

>Whizner

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How will Fed manage to bottle this?

Isner praying for second seterer to show up

Very old man Running at Incredible Hihg Speed

How old is Federer again?

37

How does Fed handle serve babbies so well? He did the same thing to Roddick his entire career.

>federer, now that's a tennis player

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Returning the ball

Pissner is really shit in rallys lmao

>1 set within 10 minutes

streaming link?
IknowESPN 3 has in spanish
what about an english link anyone?

isner's forehand is the funniest thing in tennis

all he has to do is return the serve, Jizzner then loses the point by himself

How fucking shit was this tournament that a player as terrible as Isner made it to the final?

>BIG DOUBLE FAULTIN

christ

Isner is the defending champion lad.

GOAT

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Well no shit, but the return is what I'm amazed at. He gets 130 + mph bombs back like it's nothing. Unreal stuff.

isner shook beyond belief

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Reminder that Fedr’s matches always begin at the second set.

>serve babby
>can't even win 50% of points on serve
Lel

Fraudix had his chances

Literally handed a Sunshine Double on a PLATTER and he still managed to blow it. Old fraud.

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How fucking shit was this tournament for the last 2 years, so that a player as terrible as Isner made it to the final twice in a row?

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Based fed protecting the fox

Time for federror to show up

Last year Zverev was in the final...

Last year
>Nolan still AWOL
>Fred getting old age cramps
>Ned’s annual pre-clay injury
>Zverev saw more than 64 people on the draw and thought it was a Slam

This year is the same, except that Nolan hasn’t updated his software license since the AO.

>i said 0.5% chubby
>that's about 22-25% body fat for women
of course, how could I forget?

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>Bench press and lose against Federer
Roddick was right to quit

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UMPIREBALL

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>isner will never complement his GOAT serve because he is too tall/immobile

Give me a stream for the match ty

He has made a lot of money from his shitty one dimensional play though.

>atp finals commercial has both kei and nadal
lmao just lmao

live-stream365.com/onlineplayer.php?stream_id=726890

please save us kyrGOAT

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>Faking an injury

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How can Kyrwog save us from old people when he only won against Grandpa once, on clay, on their first meeting, in three tie breaks, four years ago?

Dude is almost at the doubles sideline.

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Yeah, Isner is probably gonna quit at any moment now.

>Sorry Roger
What did he mean by this

>get absolutely rekt
>muh foot must must be broken

FedeGOAT

gg bench press & choke

At this point fred should be magnanimous.

Based and GOATpilled

>cant move
>still wins service games

this shouldnt be allowed

there is no difference in his game if it's injured or not

OGRE

Just retire nigga.

ITS OGRE NIGGER

;_;7

Just end it already.

>felix died for this
hate isner

THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER

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Sad!

Federer, they say, has never beaten an uninjured Nadal. This is happening today as well (?)

Press F to pay respects

poor johnny

>le mental midget man

many such cases

Calm down felix.

Federed flushed Nadal plenty of times

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Nadull was never not injured in his career

>lanklets crying

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GOAT

americans on suicide watch

Respect to big John for not retiring

>37 old Masters Champion
>the absolute state of Nextgen

>getting dabbed on so hard your foot explodes
Fraud should've made him play a third set

FEDGOAT
HE WILL WIN ROLAND-GARROS

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Fred legit looked sad when the camera focused on him on 30-40. Then he went on and won on hawkeye. wew

"""GOAT""" wins another """title""" against no top 10 players.

>Nextgen still getting dabbed on by FedeGOAT
Will it ever end?

What about clay tournaments?

just cracked open a tiny m8

Rubbercement season is officially over, it's dirt time.

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How many gens has Federer dabbed on?
He also beat the WWII veterans gen of Sampras

>americans

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Sampras and Agassi’s, his own, the following one except for Djokdal, the LostGen, and the NextGen.

4 generations so far
>1980's
>1990's
>2000's
>2010's

SERVY JOOOHN SERVY JOOOHN WHEREVER HE'S SERVING NOW WE DON'T KNOW

oldmanwinslol

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Americans think of ketchup?

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FedGOAT

How the fuck can anyone hate Fed?

>my kids
>crowd silent

Only Nadal dick riders hate him

just about as pathetic as I thought it would be

really wish we had a non meme player of some talent

What did the next gen mean by this?

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101 titles

I hope we don't get this candy bullshit again.
Still don't know what a peep actually is.

It's marshmallow* covered in sugar

Mook should just delete it forever

They appeared in a Malcolm in the Middle episode.

Have you ever had one of these? It's basically similar just marshmallows coated in sugar

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Didn't think of her life ways
Was just living as it gets
Days by days and month by month
Suddenly, has had a glance
over cute and humble boy
practicing within her sight
thinking of a FoxKids night

Wasnt princess, wasnt Stacy
was just chubby shyish Lanky
lonely and quiet girl
with a heart of kindness full
and a little bit lust-full

Got her grip around his neck
firmly, woundly, pushed it next
to a wall of locker room,
to her lips - and kissed them tight
feeling bombs explode inside

From the wicked hot soul demand
heard the boy her voice command
to get naked and get soaked,
to take joy as foremost

Her fourteen year little boy
scared, but happy, precious toy
lying naked next to her;
slave and servant role of his
makes a jelly whole /10is/

piss off Boris

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please take your meds

Please piss off, take all of your meds, OD and die.

did someone say meds? also post italian med girls who look like caro, i ve heard her phenotype is en masses there

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damn sorry, eyes are bad at late evening and/or screen is TN shit which mixes orange into red
or is that app f.lux massing colour at night by turning down the blue light:

Karolina Pliskova and her sister

>both over 6'
>best eye colors
>blonde
>slim

aryan ideal

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also irish girls are qt too, there was a pic of 3 or 4 cute redheads from there with white dog

one of these redheads looked familiear... maybe like julianna moore or someone from IRL

agree

too bad one(the qtest, kristyna) dated k*rgios

wtf had bmth became? meds song, like placebo NO like med girls NO like ariana grande YES

Well, what do we expect from women nowadays?

Ugly af

Slutalenka is winning in her doubles finals...

She is perfect for beta male men to give slayer sons to. She is 6'1, broad shoulder, manly jawlines, I guarantee her sons would be slayer tier.

make new bread pls

Kristyna is at the right on the pic, yes?
She have weaker, softer, kinder face. Look at the pic
Its always easy to see, even when you watch live match you can say which sister is that by looking at face.

you found a very good pic where the difference is clearly. Left one is strong top-10 girl, right one is gutless /weakmind/ between top-35 and top-100

I wrote that she(weaker one, Kri) prettier for me many time, but I wouldnt say Karo is uglier though. Maybe they are equal or maybe i will start to like Karo more. You know, strong women(like Momo!) with sharp look in their eyes are lovely too.

and referring to k1ngkyrg1os case, i just full screened that pic and i look in their eyes, and Kristyna seems like a soft, unconfident girl, beautiful of course too, but the point - she is an easy prey for fags like k*rg. Karo on the other hand have more bitchy face, a stronger face, she wouldnt let n*ck to come close to her even. that's how i feel from looking at their faces.

its a hard choice would be which one to date. I love shy unconfident girls, with soft kind smile, making her happy after sex and confident is feeled nice, but strong, independent, maybe even bitchy girls i like the same - a lot. they are both nice persons to date/marry

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>and Kristyna seems like a soft, unconfident girl, beautiful of course too, but the point - she is an easy prey for fags like k*rg
she just seems very naive, very easy to approach/date, whoever approacher is: fag from austrlian, nice shy guy from russia, no matter

idk, i think its a bad trait for women

and looking at that pic i cant decide which one would date. Ideally, is to have a 2 parallel lives with each haha(mr nobody? quantum relativism?)

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>very easy to approach/date
to manipulate, i would say

in my opinion its a bad trait for women
i think mauresmo is not like that and that why i like her, one of the reasons

are all lesbians such?

>bird like features
>lanky no curves
>deep manly slav voice
hard pass

Yes, Kaja looks like a jerk sometimes, It'd be hard to approach her, well maybe not if i was chad thundercock. She looks like the girl to laugh at ugly men.

Yeah, maybe unconfident girls like niggers, I don't know though.

I don't know, who to date would be a tough question. They are both cute. same, I like shy girls though. I like both honestly! Shy ones and bitchy ones. Either way, I just wanted a woman who obeys me and shuts her mouth!

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Sabs champion run!

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