/cbb/ - MADNESS IS BACK

>foul someone who bricks a short range jumper
>however
>said shooter is now on the floor getting his calf massaged and might have to come out
there is honestly too much 499999999D chess being played right now

ded vol

>turn your body so your hip jams into his during the shot
>not a foul

Dubs and Purdue loses by a free throw
Singles Tennesse loses by 10

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What if Admiral Schofield became an admiral??

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can purdue pass the ball to cline on the bench and have him heave a 3?

Why does this black ref look like the mvp ref

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are we still collabing with /hoc/? clean hipcheck

i wasn't paying attention what did i miss

>4 fouls
>coach puts you in during crunch time
>over the back foul on a loooooooong rebound you weren't going to get anyways
doesn't matter in the end, purdue's got a honky at the line

GIVE IT TO CLINE

Haarms has the douchiest fucking haircut I've ever seen in my life.

apologize

FORT WAYNE FUCK YEAH

they all look the same

tennessee player went down kind of funny after a foul

Then he would be Admiral Schofield.

cline backed up to the logo and i started chuckling because i thought the mad lad was gonna attempt a 3 from there

>making 2/2 free throws
is this legal?

>trip on your teammate's foot
>foul on the defender
what the

LANKLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

Cline got baited

lawlers 2nd law in effect

Man Purdue’s coach looks like Shane McMahon

not in college basketball

The only person that can out choke Painter is Barnes

>have perfect bracket so far in work pool somehow despite not watching basketball
>Tennessee about to fuck me over

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free throws

same rules as driving m8yroo, can't run into the person in front of you

This game shouldn't even be in OT

Imagine being so retarded that you threw away a win by fouling Purdue shooting a 3 right at the end of regulation.

B-b-back that ass up

ogre

Just wait for Rick Barnes to bring in better recruiting classes. These Vols will be back.

Why does Turner look likeba ghetto Steph Curry

MAKE YOUR FREE THROWS GOD DAMNIT

>that FT motion
why does he stop halfway through like he's an MLB pitcher

TENNESSENNESSEE BTFO

Foul-hoop is gay?

>it's another team runs out of gas after pushing it to OT episode

C H O K E

>13 missed freethrows

holy shit

FUCK NAZIS

all these free throw bricks

The free throw shooting in this game is fucking pathetic.

Both teams deserve to lose

>naming your kid no-gel

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to be fair, purdue has also missed a fuckton of FTs

or at least they did during reg time

because chuck hayes taught him to shoot free throws

thank god purdue drew a SEC team. not so lucky next round

Coach Self says hi

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100% ogre

i'll kill you all if this prevents me from seeing the uva tip

WHERE ARE YOU NOW APE WHO WAS TELLING PERDUE PICKERS THAT WE WERE RETARDS

I CAN'T FIND YOU ANYWHERE HONKY

>that Tennessee s.oy

melanins BTFO

BYE BYE PERFECT BRACKET

>Tony Bennett vs. Matt Painter in the Elite Eight
I'm actually kind of excited to see which team chokes harder.

are you retarded

Shout out to Tennessee for the shit play in OT

>losing to a team with white kids on it

fuck jews lmao

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Here

go figure whitey with the awful undercut fouls there

fuck man, will NCAA ever fix the foul-fest? at least the NBA kind of did

Coach Self is an excellent coach

Get a load of this slender man wannabe lmao

no

>college ft shooting

they're at the same arena dipshit

THE PERFECT BRACKET

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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never doubt Purdue's ability to choke

Center road is going to an hero

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Tennessee’s meme magic dies here

this doesn't look good for rick barnes bros

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was this the perfect bracket? i've been out of the loop

So fucking predictable

it said 9;59 tip when i got off work earlier

>95-89

this an NBA game?

>every elite eight is 1v2
kinda lazy

>college band playing magic stick
god bless zoomer nerds

is this the best bracket ever or something? why are people talking about this guy so much?

or is it just cause everything's chalk this year so it's easy to predict mostly?

Texas Tech gonna pull it out

>the timeout is still haunting cwebb
lmao can you imagine being that guy

Fucking terminal trap U wins again

who would even take the job if they fired him? it would show they have delusional expectations

do the perfect bracket people make multiple brackets per year or something? i'd have to imagine if you made like 10 brackets that had the elite 8 1v2s you'd GOTTA get close in at least a few of them, there wasn't that many upsets this year i feel

He’s an excellent RECRUITER, mediocre coach with history of fucking away all kinds of NBA talent come tourney time

first ever bracket to make it to the sweet sixteen 48/48

oh my god make your free throws

>tfw I picked FSU and Tennessee

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Pretty sure Self has the 2nd most tourney wins in the last 10 years

? how is that man a drinker of onions? he's just a normal boomber with a beard and regular glasses

>it would show they have delusional expectations
they fired martin after making the sweet 16 with a shit team because of a small petition wanting pearl back. It would be very Tennessee to fire barnes

>shooting a 2 and missing
you bonehead

It turned into one last 5 minutes

Yea he made it further than anyone before. They found him and he ended up being a complete basedboy

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hmm yeah I dunno it's pretty lucky but so few real upsets this year make it easier than normal I think

boxout dammit

I don't think it's possible to cover college basketball and not have this in your mind every other hour

what in the third quarter?

*hits another three in your path*

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To be fair, this applies to Kansas as a program as a whole.

Allie Laforge looks particularly hot tonight

looks very normal\

why are chuck and kenny doing commentary on TT/UM game?

All because that Tennessee kid fouled unnecessarily.

They were 1.7 seconds away and they decide to foul a three point shot. Fuck it all.

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Who else /wreckem/ here?

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These Inside the NBA guys are pretty bad at calling a game

>bracket is at 94% right now
I'm going to cherish this for the rest of my life

Hitting it wouldn't even matter. You can't trade 2 FTs for two pointers. In those situations you have to shoot 3s after you intentionally foul.

oh power outage nm

what's with putting extra emphasis on hook and hold? i get it with an elbow to the face, but who gives a fuck if someone hooks and holds?

Apparently the in person crew is having some sort of technical difficulties.

hurry up an put the Oregon game on, i can't listen to chuck commentate.

There will never be a nigger SAE

Go Red Raiders!

Same here.

PLAYAS ONLY BABY

MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET MY BRACKET

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Faggot detected. This is way better than listening to robot announcers compete for the most catch phrases said. Chris Webber gave my ears aids.

They'd be better if Ernie was there and the other two chucklefucks weren't, they ruin it by sounding like sleepy fuckin negroes

Is chuck really calling a game? Is this his first time

Worth the busted bracket

>soiboi

It was probably a lost cause anyway at this point, but yeah, that was pretty fucking stupid going for the two in that situation. Also didn't help that he took like 10 whole seconds off the clock.

Phi alpha brother

pretty sure he called at least one NBA game on a whim

It’s time for everyone to apologize to the Big Ten

ncaa.com/video/basketball-men/2019-03-26/ncaa-tournament-perfect-bracket-gregg-nigl-andy-katz

>4 minutes in
>4-2

this is the college basketball i signed up for

>its another year where the big ten does everything but win the natty
when will they wake up

Man they weren't lying that this was a defensive battle. Reminds me of the bland ass super bowl.

This combination of yellow and red on the court is an ocular holocaust.

nigger what are you talking about, cwebb is one of the better color commentators for the nba

I didn't even watch the Super Bowl and I'm glad

I call horseshit. It did not interfere with his shot, as he had already shot the ball.

>anaheim

reggie miller is cancer

Go Hoos

Disneyland taking all the power

See now we got Reggie actual talking chimp Miller. FUCK

>the stadium is lit but we are not lit
>speak for yourselves
Based nig announcer

reminder that Reggie Miller's sister is better than him at basketball

You a sexist?

Michigan WILL lose

These teams aren't championship contenders

not even the refs completely ruined any attempts to play defense with their dinkey ass calls

THIS IS THE BIG 10 YEAR...FUKKEN REFS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR GLORY

>Michigan vs Taco Tech

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FUCK OFF BOT OR ELSE

literally no contact there

XD

he didn't foul him. at most he barely touched his hip AFTER the shot was well off. it didn't affect the shot at all. no ref calls that bullshit in a tie game in the last minute on 3 point shot.

the simple truth is that the NCAA doesn't want Auburn, Kentucky, and Tennessee in the elite 8. they know it will be an SEC dominated tourney and they hate that.

This is gonna be one of those games where neither team breaks 30 in the first half, but both will finish with more than 60.

This is already a fucking brick fest, god bless white boys

>8 total points in 6 1/2 minutes

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GIVING MICHIGAN OUR ENERGY /O/

his hip nailed him during the shot's release. you're delusional

>10 points in 7 minutes

PLEASE STOP POSTING THOSE PICTURES OF THAT TROLL WHITE WOMAN

Picked FSU, picked Tennessee. fuck it, im going to bed

HIP HOP IS THE GREATEST MUSIC GENRE IN THE WORLD...

youtube.com/watch?v=McOPVkeDlJ8

I will never forget

Friendly reminder that east coast retards think gonzaga would do poorly in the ACC

Elite defense

YOU GAY OR WAT

They would do poorly. They’d have to fly like 4 hours for every other game

I saved this from last year just for you.

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Why wouldn't they want a few SEC teams in the elite 8?

>scoring drought of 4:30
>down 6-4

just eliminate both of these clown teams

>the one
also that mj guy

WHY YOU GAY OR WAT

ever since kawaii got injured on a close out by zaza, the nba (and it seems like college basketball this year) have been calling more fouls on jump shots, so offensive players are sticking their legs and lower body out when they shoot to draw contact, fall down, and get calls, if basketball referees weren't retarded they would simply stop calling these fouls but "player safety"

FUCK OFF SOME PLAYERS MOVE UP SO THAT YOU LAND ON THEIR FEET AND BREAK YOUR ANKLE

Fuck this game I'm waiting for Virginia-Oregon

it was 100% a foul. You don't know shit. The NCAA does literally nothing but try to prop up the SEC.

FUCK OFF SOME PLAYERS STICK THEIR LEGS OUT WHEN THEY ARE IN THE AIR TO CREATE CONTACT AND DRAW FOULS

you're correct but in this instance the purdue guy didn't stick his foot out

This is the best defensive play I've ever seen, only ADD zoomers can't appreciate this

DID YOU FUKKEN ALL CAP ME FAGGOT

>10 minutes into the game
>score is still 6-6

I'm tuning in. Sounds like a refreshingly memechuck-free game desu

you're a fucking retard

plenty of that, they simply can't make it

wtf am i watching
this is almost as bad as the super bowl

SEC already dominates football because they have access to the best nigs. They don't want the SEC to become dominant in basketball because they will start to steal back the best nigs from the traditionally basketball strong northern and midwest teams.

Basketball used to be a white mans sport but the game has changed. Schools that are traditional basketball powerhouses have been able to recruit the best nigs away from southern states relying purely on their reputation as baskeball schools. This has started to change of late which is why the ACC, composed of more southern states, has been dominant in recent years. If this continues, the SEC will be dominant in both football and basketball, which will disillusion fans in other conferences and hurt the NCAA's influence and bottom line

>college basketball

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>this game

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The super bowl was exciting as fuck. That was some damn good defense.

TOO MANY LIGHT SKINNED AND WHITE BOIS PLAYING WITH THE ROCK...

>3 point lead
Literally insurmountable

white bois are the only thing that made the purdue game interesting

Kek

Is this game good?

the defense is good, yes, but these offenses are sluggish as fuck and they're missing shot after shot

WHO IN THE FUCK TOLD YO IT WAS OKAY TO REPLY TO MY POST...DELETE YOUR POST OR ELSE

the superbowl also featured some terrible throws by quarterbacks and mystifying offensive play calls. it wasn't the defensive battle people pretend it was.

this game has had its fair share of dumbass chucks and bricks, but it's a genuinely strong defensive affair

Like nails on a cockboard

yeah

ooga booga

ITS OKAY LIKE WATCHING A PICK UP GAME

Yup, by current game trends it will be close to halftime before Michigan will make it to 11 points. Notre Dame would bootyblast both of these teams desu.

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING ME A (YOU)

DONT HAVE ME FUCK YOU UP

No

So both of these are Make-a-Wish teams?

>people dont respect a good defensive battle

Like the Special Olympics except without helmets and drooling.

YMCA PICK UP GAME...

Can anyone explain how I'm supposed to tell the difference between a bad offensive game and a good defensive game? It always just looks like bad offense to me.

YOU NOT MY DAD

>these Oregon cheerleaders

Low scoring game =/= defensive battle. I appreciate good defensive battles as much as anybody and actually hate the NBA's "score at will" shit, but this is just fucking sloppy.

makes sense. based and refpilled

What happened to Wagner?

CONTESTED SHOT AND BALL PRESSURE

A good defensive game is generally characterized by blocks, steals, and the offense can barely pass or dribble because they're getting smothered. A bad offensive game is characterized by bricking wide open shots. There have been elements of both in this game, although I'd say it's been more "bad offense" than good defense.

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING SOUR KRAUT? COULD ONE PERSON BE SO WRONG? I WILL ALWAYS HATE YOU GERMANY.

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Thanks. I don't have enough info yet to be convinced either way, but the last thing you say about them wanting to avoid SEC domination in both sports sounds somewhat plausible.

In any case, suppose the NCAA is worried about this. Do you think they just tell the refs to make calls that favor non-SEC teams? Or is there some more indirect mechanism through which their preference affects the calls refs make?

He got shipped off to a team run by retards and permabenched for being white

You idiots just don't understand the high-quality defensive basketball being played here. This place is such a stupid echo chamber of retarded once-a-year watching kiddos who think a defense forcing tough shots and them not all falling is bad offense. The intricacies of these defenses, their switches, the matchups they're forcing, and strong post play are the reasons it is low scoring. Honestly, I question whether most people on this board have an IQ of over 25. All you do is "oo low score, this games sucks xD." Shut the fuck up and learn the insane defensive masterpieces that are Michigan and Texas Tech.

the ACC has been a basketball powerhouse forever. what are you talking about?

WHY YOU WHITE BOI GONNA WRITE A FUKKEN BOOK TO EXPLAIN EVERY FUKKEN THING

KEEP IT SIMPLE RETARD

Based

Okay subhuman.

the primary characteristic of a good defensive game is low shooting % because of contested and low percentage shots.

YOU ON MY LIST MOFO...WATCH IT

People have no fucking idea what an altered shot looks like or that shooters can be thrown out of their rhythm or off balance.

EACH TEAM SHOOTING 27%

Shiettttt

AND ICHIGAN MISSES ANOTHER THREE

he graduated and now plays with LeGM

You idiots just don't understand the high-quality offensive basketball being played here. This place is such a stupid echo chamber of retarded once-a-year watching kiddos who think a defense forcing tough shots and them not all falling is bad offense. The intricacies of these bricks, going 0/2 at the line, the fouls they're forcing, and strong shots off the front of the rim are the reasons they have low free throw percentages. Honestly, I question whether most people on this board have an IQ of over 25. All you do is "oo bad free throw %, this games sucks xD." Shut the fuck up and learn the insane free throw masterpieces that are Purdue and Tennessee.

>Both teams shooting 27%
>Combined 2-15 3PT
>MFW

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Based niggerposting

Jesus, this is like a Dean Smith score.

>Tech being up 6 feels like a 12 point lead
Jesus

How's this not a 5 second violation? The cheating ref wasn't even counting & that wasn't even close to a foul

>Michigan likely scoring

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OKAY OKAY KEEP IT UP IM FINNA DO A DRIVE BY ON YOUR ASS

Do you have more points than Charles Barkley, user?

twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1111440269126176768/video/1
is kline the best shooter in this draft?

Even Jesus might not be enough to get either team over 50 this game desu

twitter.com/JoelBarnes13/status/1111444758814056448

R E F B A L L

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oregon game finna boutta match the other one

youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2BAfhUHX0

At least the Oregon-UMBC game seems much more high scoring. 8 minutes into that game and it's already 7-7

My wife's boyfriend went to Purdue. He just got done celebrating and carrying my wife into his bedroom. He deserves this. So happy for him.

Damn these games are shootouts

I swear to God if I ever see a German flag in /cbb/ again I'm going to puke

twitter.com/therealrobz_/status/1111422978091155456
rofl
ten gets calls all game so much purdue can't even play fucking defense
then purdue gets a real call on edwards and volfags lose their minds

16 POINTS
16 POINTS
16 POINTS

Since when are we calling UVA UMBC? I guess that's funny

>blue blood
>16 points

>tfw my wife's bull is a Tennessee fan
>tfw he's going to be pissed off tonight and put the chastity belt on again as he fucks my wife's ass repeatedly
>tfw he's gonna force me to be a bottom as well

Fucking why did Tennessee have to lose?

he'll have fun in the G League alongside Fletcher Magee

I'm actually genuinely surprised people from other countries are interested in college apehoop. I'm American and even I don't pay close attention until March

24-16 at half. My kind of game.

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no fucking way are they blue blood lmao where did you hear that

defensive battle. Zoomerballs need not apply.

Since UMBC is the only accomplishment I know them for in this tourney, they're UMBC until they make the Final Four.

WRECK EM TECH
FUCK PISSCHIGAN

YEAH IF THERE WAS NO SHOT CLOCK...DEAN SMITH KIND OF GAME

user just because they use blue in their logo it doesn't mean they're blue blood

He may be interested but he's an absolute fucking knuckle-dragging retard

>10-7 after 10 minutes between Virginia and Oregon
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me friends

>twitter.com/therealrobz_/status/1111422978091155456

that was probably a make up call for the bullshit you got all game. Don't even compare that to the 3 point free throw you got to guarantee it goes to overtime for $COMMERCIALS$ , plus the non-call off the 5 second inbound

Yeah I'm going to bed.

Tenn. Purdue was all the basketball I needed today.

Night /cbb/ :)

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Virginia basketball is so boring

kek

At least he's probably unironically more knowledgeable about it than I am. I'm just a filthy fucking casual here for the shitposting. I literally know the names of exactly two players playing in this tournament.

That game is the barnburner of the two.

the state of sec posters

Post devilish things your team has done
>Be me
>Young kid
>2006 #1 vs #2 for conference championship
>My team wins
>My team wins 13 of the next 14 games in the greatest rivalry in college football
>Send rival to the shadow realm
>They now delude themselves into thinking they are an apehoop school
>My fucking face when based xoomer dummies now think things like "Yeah X team is not a great football team, but there are a decent apehoop team, like Duke lite or something lol, lets go play fortnite" like this xoomer
>Mfw the team I'm referring to will forever be salty

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Purdue scored more in OT than Michigan scored in the first half

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ

kek

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON IN THESE """"""""""GAMES"""""""""""""?

ryan cline scored more in the second half than michigan did the first half

This thread is for the Sweet 16. Last I checked your team wasn't in it.

Yeah but Michigan fans win at life getting an actual education and high paying jobs while Ohio State losers with their glorified community college degrees end up delivering pizzas

Purdue and Tennessee used all the points. No more left :(((

big if true

Who can beat oregon?

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guy has such a bitch face

>Mishitgan
But why, why must they ruin my bracket lads

This kid for Michigan has a very punchable face

t. Community college student
I'm graduating from OSU next spring and my starting salary for the job I have lined up is 92k with benefits. Keep seething

see ya

>literally just ordered 40 chicken mcgnuggets via uber eats and theres nothing...NOTHING any of you can do about it

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Is Anaheim nice?

How is Henry Kissinger still alive?

Just prove me wrong for once in my miserable Michigan sports life. I haven’t experienced gratification since I was fucking 10 years old.

boo oregon

It has a homeless problem.

people call it Anacrime so...

most based post in this thread

He feeds on the flesh of freshly aborted fetuses like every other rich kike

>Killing yourself with nuggies
No one has to do anything, enjoy your $20 chicken slime plus delivery service plus tip

>Michigan

>bracket is at 94% but i picked Michigan to win
Fuck the bracket, muh MSU getting further than Michigan is worth it.

The power of pure evil.

Why is this thread slow there's 2 games on

well this is a tendies board but we can't stop you

Why do niggers fill up apehoop rosters on every single team?

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>MEMECHIGAN

HAIL TO THE LOSERS COWARDS
HAIL TO THE KEKOLD FAGGOTS
HAIL HAIL TO MISHITGAN
THE TEAM OF LOW TEST
HAIL TO THE LOSERS COWARDS
HAIL TO THE KEKOLD FAGGOTS
HAIL HAIL TO MISHITGAN
THE CHOKERS OF THE WEST

Just lol at Michigan

Now this is the tech team I was expecting

They're better at sports

GUNS UP BABY
ELITE EIGHT HERE WE CONE

Based

Yea Virginia

>post yfw either texas tech or gonzaga will be in the final four

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>Mishitgan

>*ichigan getting bootyblasted hard
This day can't get any better.

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GET FUCKED PISSCHIGAN

>tfw going to TTU in the fall for graduate school

more like Miss Again

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um lol do these dudes know the game is on?

>shitandpissagain

Predictions of Michigan's final score?

I say 41.

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Welcome brother, hope you like dust and wind

I’m honestly sick and tired of Michigan football/basketball not showing up in big games. First, the NCAA Tournament championship last year. Then the UM football embarrassment at OSU. Now this game against Texas Tech. I just can’t take this anymore.

>the absolute state of meatchicken

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this is like if i buy a new NBA 2K game after a few years off

>stealing >Mini Soda shitposts
sasuga Chuck

Pharmacy school grad here. Did TTU undergrad and pharm school. Was at TTU from 07 through 09, best years of my life

>TFW Crabtree and Harrell.

Our BB team was legit too, we had Bobby Knight back then.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I ALMOST feel bad
[spoiler]no I don't kek[/spoiler]

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Michigan is a completely fake team in both sports desu. They play ass teams (maybe 1-2 good ones) and then completely fall off the wagon late season

Michigan? More like MissAgain

BRICK OR MISS

I GUESS THEY ALWAYS MISS, HUH?

Will Mittshitgin even get 30? Lmao

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And a fake university too when 25% of their student body are carpetbagging Jews from New York

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Nice

>tfw transferring this fall for my undergrad

you still live in the dumbest state in the nation, Florida not included

>laughs in hardily buckeye

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And I thought purdue vs tennessee was a brick fest

why is there an ohio person in a basketball thread

>Michigan 0 points outside the paint

Wow that's literally incredible

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>TFW ALL MY CITIES HAVE RUNNING WATER AND THE STUPID NIGGERS IN FLINT STILL DON'T

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>this was last year's runner up for the national championship

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A 3 from downtown

10$ says techs coach goes to UCLA

I'm from Boston moron

Reminder that TTU lost by NOVA by like 7 and really should have won if htey just got 1-2 breaks, and that NOVA booty blasted both teams in the ship. TTU ain't no joke.

>tfw Tennessee sent home while 2 of these 4 bricklaying teams get to advance
the world is cruel lads

>get btfo in football over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
>w-w-w-w-w-w-we a b-b-b-b-basketball school now
>Get BTFO in that too

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FUCK OFF CARPETBAGGER

>He lives in a libtard state
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Has a team ever been more SHOOK AF than Michigan?

Why the fuck would he do that? He just got coach of the year, back to back elite 8 berths, and a top ten ranking this year. UCLA is a demotion, senpai.

Is it really even worth the paycheck to go to a mid major athletic conference?

but can they beat America's favorite team?

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Oh, in that case, let me laugh even harder at you AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>UCLA
>a demotion
Underage get the fuck out

Yeah probably

>transfers out then transfers back
I sure hope you didn’t do this

Do you genuinely believe that texas tech, in lubbock texas, is a better job than fucking UCLA, a blue blood program with much deeper pockets and better facilities across the board than tech?

>boston
kek KEK KEEEEEEK HAAAA

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Will Texas Tech double Michigan's score?

yes for the simple fact that at ttu it is HIS program and at ucla it will not truly be

>Be most dominant Big Ten power house
>Win comfy pseudo rose bowl against USC and then the real Rose Bowl the next year
>Back to back B1G champs
>2 nattys in this century
>first playoff natty ever and you will never ever be able to take that away
>Best young QB in the country joins the squad
>Best DL signs over Michigan to stay home in Columbus
>Comfy rebuliding basketball program with back to back round of 32 visits

vs

>Embarrassing yourself literally every opportunity you get

Yeah... I'm gonna have to go with based

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Im not saying itll happen, just youre probably a homer. And youre wrong.

>MFW watching Missed Again get embarrassed on national TV as an MSU fan

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the refs are approached individually, behind the scenes, and offered money by people the refs perceive to be unaffiliated with the NCAA, the refs think it's for gambling purposes, but the NCAA influences their own games this way. They all think they are the only one cheating. But it's usually two refs.

Stop being retarded for once. UCLA is a Top 5 program historically. He could make UCLA a force again and help put the Pac-12 back on the map if he tried.

>go to ucla
>doesn't win the pac 12 in first three years
>doesn't reach ncaa tournament because the pac 12 sucks
>gets fired

Why would anyone want to do that?

Absolutely based and Scarlet & Graypilled

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yep, gonzaga vs unc few years ago was a total rig fest

UCLA stopped being the premier Pac 12 team long ago. Even Oregon has surpassed UCLA thanks to Nike and Altman. And even when UCLA is a top 25 team, Pauley is about 30-40% Arizona fans when the Wildcats come in.

Stop being a huge faggot. UCLA is garbo, why would Beard relinquish what is TOTALLY his program?

UCLA can pay a lot more, can generally attract more talent, and is much more prestigious.

so what you're younger than me i'm sure

Hi guys, newfag here. How come there were a lot of fans of this "Michigan" team a few days ago and now they aren't here anymore. Thanks in advance for the help!

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This Michigan offense is so bad that I think I just saw Jim Harbaugh on the sideline

SEC has the lowest admission standards of the major conferences. Most SEC football players are illiterate. They have to use pictures of fast food logos and cartoon characters to tell them the plays.

Kids today don't care about the past

Because he'd make an absolute fuckload of money and come right to a texas tech tier program if he fails. But if he doesnt fail hes set for life and gets remembered at one of the top jobs in the sport overall.

I think they'll get 40 points you guys

I dont understand this website anymore. The baits must have changed

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kekked and checked

That's incorrect, but assuming you are correct, do kids today care about the present? UCLA has the third most NBA players.

Well these games are fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that march madness was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real SPORTS) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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I dont think you understand how cbb works or who UCLA is as a program. How old were you from like 06-10?

If Michigan puts it together they might be able to get to 30

Holy shit youre fucking stupid. If calipari or any big name went there, theyd be a national title contender overnight.

Finally got to 30.

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Jalen Rose must be SEETHING right now

See ya

>WI

KEK

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Good lord your underage is showing

yes, the ACC has a mix of traditionally dominant basketball schools but also southern states with access to best nigs, which is why they are uncharacteristically dominant in basketball. the ncaa fears this trend will spread to the SEC once they get a reputation for basketball dominance and soon the NCAA D-1 schools will have a clear hiearachy of SEC teams dominating in basketball and football

Only to get sanctioned soon thereafter, and get any championships taken away

do the players get wasted to celebrate after the game? or is that detrimental come elite 8 time

hahahaha

Terrible way for the season to end. Hopefully everyone but Matthews returns and they can figure out how to shoot. Hoping for better things, good luck to Texas Tech.

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No I went to community college first and I'm just now transferring to get my Bachelor's

you implied that the ACC was getting stronger. you have zero credibility m8

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Where are the TTU anons at, you deserve a temp broship

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They probably wait until after Sunday to celebrate with alcohol

And I don't think that you understand that UCLA isn't some potential "sleeping giant" like a Nebraska in college football. Since you just casually skirted over this, even Sean Miller's Arizona teams pull in about 30-40% of overall fans at Pauley. We're not talking about Lute's teams, here.

Do you even watch college basketball? UCLA is dead. During Lute's reign, Pauley was routinely 50+% Arizona fans. Nowadays it's down to about 30-40%. Even when UCLA is ranked, Pauley Pavilion becomes McKale West. You're telling me that Billy Gillespie's Kentucky teams would let opposing fans take over the arena? You're a fucking idiot.

AHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU FAGGOT

Watching Michigan lose keeps me alive

Friendly reminder that the 2009 UNC team was ineligible and MSU were the real winners of the tourney that year

really impressive to be "dead" and still have the third highest number of alum on active NBA rosters. more than arizona.

Oops missedagain

HERE SENPAI

>TTU undergrad
>TTU pharmacy school grad

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what happened to Kentucky? why are they losing all the good recruits to Dook over the past few years? did that loss to Wisconsin a few years ago expose everything?

Wal Mart wolverines most likely

>ignoring your family to phonepost on /sp from applebees

>imagine being a Mishitganfag

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new

i think if we've learned anything over the past 12 months, it's that a team's ability to secretly pay families the most is the primary recruiting factor.

They are 100% a sleeping giant program. They have the money, fan base and facilities. Ben howland just ran it into the ground after they went on their last run. For some programs it takes a while to recover from that kind of shit. Thats how UCLA operates as a program. But whenever they get the right guy they go on a fucking run. Youre fucking stupid and probably a texas tech program. Im pretty sure youre not old enough to even remember most of lute olsons time at Arizona.

I would seriously kill myself if I rooted for a team that pathetic.

QUEEN

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>ducks flopping like faggots

This. See the Tubby era Kentucky Wildcats. Look where they are now.

This.

What the fuck are you talking about? They had the #2 class this past year and just picked up another 5 star literally last week.

>Muslim basketball

FAINTING GOATS

The greatest flop of the tourney

>dennis rodman looking nigger gets the tech
Shocked

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i see michigan is going for the "win without making any shots" strategy

>football team are a constant embarrassment
>basketball team are constant chokers
>wrestling team are absolutely inferior
>hockey team complete garbo
Why haven't they killed themselves?

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TTU engineering grad here

Stop shitting up the thread LeX you woodworking faggot

Right? Tubby's last good year was what, 04-05 to that elite 8? It took them almost 5 years to recover and only because Calipari came in and changed shit overnight did this most recent run happen. But he was the fuckin guy and they hit a homerun hire. Ucla makes a homerun hire, like theyre capable of, recruits line up within the week. A good coach at a big name program is TV time and exposure and higher draft stock.

This kid is dumb af.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>that screeching

He will 100 percent go to Texas after this year. Shaka will go to VA tech after buzz goes to a&m. Screen cap this.

We're talking basketball about a program thats literally playing right now, eat my dick, faggot.

>EAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You think? I mean, yeah thatd make sense. Why would va tech want shaka though? Hes not proven himself at all at Texas.

Tech geoscience undergrad

>brightspot is some frat looking dickhead getting a shitty job at some bottomfeeder school
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF MEAT CHICKEN

NONE OF THAT SHIT

Was a freshman at UK in Tubby's last year so I'm fully aware of this. This shit definitely takes time. Shame UL is getting at that point soon.

how the fuck is Michigan in the sweet 16

>fsu
>tenn
>mich

Loving every laugh

Just like in football they play easy baby teams and then get BTFO by big boy teams

The 3rd quarter of that football game may have been the most humiliating state of affairs for Michigan. I was watching that shit, Harbaugh doesn't have it anymore.

Louisville made a good hire though. I think theyll be fine. As long as theyre respectable so that our game actually means something Im good.

UO UVA looks competitive but I'm enjoying Michigan getting embarrassed

WRECK EM TECH
FUCK PISSCHIGIAN
GET YOUR GUNS UP BROS

UCLA is a sleeping giant. Beard won't go, though. He's pretty /out/ and likes the access he gets here in Texas. He's also politically conservative and knows he wouldn't last long in Commiefornia. It's not a fit. I'm not saying he couldn't be lured away, I'm just saying I don't see him going to LA.

based gator nip

Fuck Oregon, but seeing Virginia get walloped would be icing on the top.

Aren't we all

I mean thats fair, Im just saying if he makes it to the final four, hes gonna get a phone call.

Also he'd have mad access to /out/ in so cal. Objectively better than west texas.

This game makes me think Tech has a shot against Gonzaga. And they already played Duke pretty damn close on a neutral court this season.

What's the NBA draft stock on Payton Pritchard?

Fucking if bol was healthy this oregon team wouldve been so nasty.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shit I didn't get it in time, somebody post that dumb crying M*chigan nigger

STEAMROLLED
LONG LIVE THE MATADORS

Kid can play for sure so he'll make a roster I think, hes just a little short.

FUCK they made a 3
i'm actually mad

If Virginia fucks this shit up my bracket is officially dead

Hey they finally hit a 3

If oregon takes down Virginia, who can stop them?

Not for hunting and bass fishing. And the Texas coast has hella good inshore fishing. Besides, he'd have to leave half his guns in Lubbock.

They played Florida and montana

Purdue.

HAIL TO THOSE DUMB COCKSUCKER HAIL TO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS HAIL HAIL TO MEAT CHICKEN THE CESSPOOL OF THE WEEEEEST

HAIL TO THEIR FLIES AND MAGGOTS HAIL TO THEIR WHORES AND FAGGOTS HAIL HAIL TO MEAT CHICKEN THE CESSPOOL OF THE WESSSST!

WHAT PART OF TEXAS TECH ARE YOU LADS FROM?

LeX you really need to stop embarrassing yourself

Pfff, Purdue can't handle the Duck defense

Is Texass Tech that good, or is michigan just shit?

Gonzaga's still gonna beat em

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kek

Michigan just shit.

purdue will never play another game like they did tonight. they will lose next game no matter who they play. two players had 60 points

The Woodlands

They have the best defense in the country but their offense tends to go cold sometimes

I was born in Amarillo

NEW THREAD

Engineering. Still live about a half hour from campus. Some of us like it here.

What's with all the um rage? Easy route to the national title game last year?

A bit of both

should be interesting cause Gonzaga's got a really good offense, but they can also play some pretty good D too so

That's standard for Carsen. Cline had a brilliant night is the outlier.

But, they've been doing it all year. Hell, look at last game too- they're on fire as a whole team.

NEW THREAD

Most arrogant fanbase in college sports.

They've won one football championship since fucking Korea, and one basketball title in the 80s, but every fucking year its THIS IS OUR YEAR, they steamroll some mid-level creampuffs, and then get whipped by actual contenders. In both sports.

idalou? levelland? wolfforth?

I matched with a slutty 20 year old goth cutie on bumble this morning. We met for coffee and fucked for an hour. She was a great slut.

That said. I'm kind of fucking bummed I miss the games lad.

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its because isaac haas broke his elbow falling down from it last year. if we can save just 1 elbow with this new restriction its worth it

NEW /cbb/