/mlb/

Metsies fan here!!!!

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if STL had to get fucked by anyone on opening day at least it was based LoCain. he'll always be based in my book for what he did to the cusb last year.

>Fatman bandwagons multiple teams
>They all lose
He'll never be able to recover from this

we can be friends if we hash this out

How did a whos roylels thread get over 300 replies?

How did your Padres do today?

Autism

What country are you guys using to get past ESPN's blackout, I literally had to leave the western hemisphere....

it's pathetic how their dying piece of shit tv channel if just trying to fuck over everyone in their death.

uhh, my "teams" havnt been doing that great since i started posting in 14', yet have I faltered? Have I stopped going to their games irl?

I'm glad you got to enjoy your fav team( cusb _game in 2017 after they umpballed their way to a WS, must have been fun to enjoy an experience usually that a 5 year old gets to experience but you did at 25.

lolwhat

we roll heavy and deep

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I accidentally replied by typing in chicago and not looking. I think everyone got confused

Thank fuck baseball is back. I am done with soccer.

>maxresdefault
>Getting his images from Jewtube
As expected from the bandwagoner.

my jays are shit

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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I thought you guys wouldn't even watch until Vladito gets called up

Ok, guys, this has been a really funny 5 year long prank, but you can stop tanking now

>we roll heavy and deep
lol fatso. sometimes I do think you guys outnumber cubs fans though on here.

>tfw when no bauer until Saturday : /

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Cubbie wubbie can haz bauie????

I wore my sox gear into work today super amped hyped for opening day as I usually am. My coworkers were staring at me and asking me why I'm even bothering or being excited and I told them I just am. It's opening day the most wonderful time of the year.

Now its almost 9 pm and I'm still staring at my screen in my dark room by myself replaying the lowlights of the game in my head while not being able to get their words out of it.

And I have to face them again at work tomorrow. I don't know what to do. Should I wear my gear again or not and if I don't then I'm sure they'll prod even harder.

>tfw i miss being a neet because at least I was left alone with my sox suffering

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write the avidboston headline for this Boston/Seattle game

based lilliesposter, double down user!

>pay player
>they immediately start mailing it in
can you blame teams like the A's, Rays, and Royals for not paying anyone when shit like this happens all the time

based bauer

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but then they get called cheap

Why do White Sox always lose games

How many runs did your team score today?
Stay jelly.

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How are the red sox getting btfo'd by baseball lamest team?

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it's crazy how much of /mlb/ is going to be watching the indians game saturday.

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Because their owner is a jew.

My real complaint about that picture is using the cheapest possible paper for the poster so the glue just got absorbed all the way through and warped it.

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we are ALL /teambauer/
no matter who your team is, you have to root for this guy!!!! love bauer!!!!

Do Seattleites really do this

Will do then. I can't let them get the better of me. Or I should just quit and go back to being a neet.

BD911

Yes

youtube.com/watch?v=USIbiEyXrL0

you opened up my eyes to based bauer bajp. I am forever in your debt for that. thank you so much

why is A-Rod so incredibly uncomfortable right now? who thought bringing him in to commentate on a Seattle Boston game? the city he dumped because of money

ESPN commentary is fucking awful

this. also 3 is too many people in the booth. I miss the days of these 2

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it's impossible to root against the guy, it's really hard for me since he's in my division. I always just root for NDs when he plays the Sox.

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Lamest team in baseball is definitely the Angels though, makes it all the more sad that Trout is stuck there.

what happen to them

i think jon miller started having health problems

I won't be satisfied with Harper's season unless he posts over a 1.000 OPS.
How do you think he will do?

gogle say he broading for the gnats and joe morgan is working for the Reds

He made his own bed.

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poor poor chris sales why does the baseball hate him so

espn must have got rid of them. They just had to get a woman in there.

>World champions losing to the M's
YIKES

Fuck Arizona sports, that is all.

>we want faster games
>Games with the DH are longer but 15 minutes then those without

NL confirmed for the future

Wow that's a big fucking cringe comp

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THE DINGERBOAT IS BACK

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>all the bad guys lost
feels good bros

Don't get cocky memeiners, you're still the leagues running joke

It gets worse.

>opening day
>not having some west coast shitters like As @ Angels 10pm game

MLB pls go

>recycling your thread from yesterday
Faggot.

No shit, feeling like we get ripped off without the 10p meme game. I want basedball all night.

>team is doing good
>can't enjoy it

nah

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>2 people

I miss Scully

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this fucking guy
"Here's the Babe Ruth of this game, Tim Beckham"
who the fuck says shit like this?

were back niggers

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Biggiodome

is mlb central back?
I need my daily dose of shehadi again

Comedy central a shit.

NL teams that aren't west coast should just neck themselves.

Lauren is the only reason to have cable

>M's 3-0

is this the year lads

>opening day
More like blowpening day

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>Chris Davis 0-3, 3 k's
How does he keep getting away with it?

Isn't he owed something like 20 million this year?

you hate to see it.

did you hear him say "my oh my"
it was awful

pic related

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3-0!

Bold prediction:

Santana will have a better season than Haniger

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who else /first place/ here

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FUCK YEAH M'S

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>red cucks

The Richest Man in Baltimore

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Should we be taking the Mariners seriously?

You can only reply to this post if your team is 3-0

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Cano hit a dinger today

Huh

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it's objectively the worst 7th inning stretch song

Yes indeed. I really did not expect to do that well against Sale. He's killed the M's over the years.

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>you should be as mad as i am about a thing no one else gives a fuck about
why do people even use twitter?

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Is he #1 all time in terms of guys whose "talent" was entirely derived from PEDs?
Sosa held that title forever but seeing just how bad Davis is without them, my god

Astros are your daddies, mariners fans

fucking ducks where’s take me out to the ball game?

The defending world series champions get raped by the Memeiners? Best time line.

imagine finishing first in your division last year and being scared of the Mariners
how sad

At least Mariners get excited about their team, unlike White Sox fans.

After all the players the Orioles have let walk, this is the one they finally shell out for.

whats not to love about watching Mariners baseball?

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SIGHHHH
All I ask... all I've ever asked... is to have hope... even one fleeting instant... even one morsel from the baseball table... but no... dreams... hopes... these aren't for me... they'll never be for me...

okay bud I’ll lay it out for you remember ghostbusters two and that pink slime? well that’s kinda real like if you wanna bring the chaos god to life you gotta piss everybody off. There’s never been a happiness riot or a love vandalism in history so if you want things to change you gotta toss fuel on the fire. Twitter is a great way to amp up that pink sludge by letting people argue over stupid shit around and around again

They'll be eliminated by then : )

Bustloy lol

Its the Yankees year boys. Haters can go fucka cow for all I care.

Great start huh Ms bros? Anyone have tickets yet? Wife and I are going tomorrow night.

>everyone sucking the Yankees dick
>For beating The Orioles

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Are they recalling doing this?

Does the bull sit between you?

>celebrating a win against a team projected to have 50-60 wins

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Yankees would lose these kind of games last year very often

>'God Bless America' was written in 1918 by Irving Berlin
>Berlin was born ISRAEL Beilin in Russia to a JEWISH family

Ah-hah! I knew it!

>yaks beat the nigger birds so they are coming out the woodworks

Fucking wops

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forgot last year already?

I really think the Cano/Diaz trade will work out well for both the Mets and the Mariners.

dude, you're a dodger fan

>Mariners fans completely absent after the lucky streak last year and showed up after another lucky streak began
True loyalty!

>no game tomorrow

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you probably are an illegal

They bailed out after all of those early offseason trades

And?

Only for the Mariners

Guess again faggot. I hope judge shatters his knee at the derby this year.

Well, you suck

Cardinals are 0-1

What went wrong?

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I mean, he's not wrong.

It's an awful song that has a terrible flow. objectively, it is the worst of the patriotic american songs too. There are so many better choices for the seventh inning stretch.

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no shields, no win!

>Yankees win one game and dub themselves kings destined for another ring

Yep, it's baseball season again

I saw that LOL.
>that home run rob

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BIG GAME and LaTodunnison

I remember that game. Whos win one game against the roylels and proceeded to think they were hot shit. Sounds familiar right now.

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hmmmmmmmmm

*out thinks you*

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Are they dare I say...BACK?

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>yaks

>stankees

samefag

yeah. the cardinals are overrated. the reds have third place ez and will compete as an underdog for the second wild card

How does one continue to be a White Sox fan? Eloy Jimenez looks like another big bust for you guys. Tell me honestly how you be a fan? Do you just watch videos of 2005 everyday? I'm asking you especially BAJP.

It's good to have beisbol back.

aw yis

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Who won the James Shields trade?

White Sox got good value

You may ONLY reply to this post if >your team won today.

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That grand slam was pretty kino tbqh.

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ahh 1.00 win percentage.

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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Damn, Sox BTFO.

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The meminers btfo the world series champions 12-4

>Methinals

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>MFW I remember da fish did win it all within my lifetime

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Based brodie is bringing the new york metropolitans back to dominance, baby!

That's all Mendoza user

>Someone lost to the >mest

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Brooklyn-era Dodgers logo was an awful lot like Boston's, wasn't it?

not a whole lot you can do to the letter B

that tends to happen when teams are so lazy as to just use a letter in a time when there are only 3 fonts

What are we going to do without Recker now that he’s retired? How should we remember him?

by never posting that stale unfunny forced shit again

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>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

Yea Forumsstros!

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Glad to see /mlb/ is already raided with Reddit again. Hopefully they all get evicted, just like Blackhawk fags from /hoc/

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Feels good to be back.

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>ded cox

really makes you think..

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Nigger, shut the fuck up, every single Cusb fan is a fucking bandwagoning faggot. I'll see you in a century when you finally get another series. Until then, stay fat and schlubby

>pay Trout half a billion dollars
>get shut out by the Athletics
>the the angles angles of analslime

Why would I post in reddit-tier generals when I can post in gamethreads? Dumbo.

Relax Houspie

reckie make ya seeth?

How would you describe Grienkes pitching performance today?

Mets desu

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When did you realize the pirates are winning the world series this year?

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/26379617/man-turning-dodgers-offer-honor-wife
>But Goldbloom said he doesn't want any ceremony unless theLos Angeles Dodgers commit to increased protection at the ballpark.
What a faggot

Sox were flat out the better team. Doyers needed a game 163 against the fucking rookies.

The Brewlels took them to seven games despite having a payroll 100 million less than them

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delete this

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMFgv6FDmBs

This was the home run that literally ended the Arizona Diamondbacks as it was constructed the past few years. The DBacks were way in front of the Dodgers in the standings, this was the first game of the three game series, and fucking meme Matt Kemp hit a game winning morale crushing home run. Ever since that game the Diamondback franchise has been in a downfall and forced them into rebuild mode.

Was this the greatest cucking the Dodgers have ever done against any franchise?

>season starts
>3dpd posting picks up
lol naw

I made this. I dont have an anime dodgers one

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The daddies

youtube.com/watch?v=Ej4We_6W6jY

God Bless America > Star Spangled Banner

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youtu.be/Lwb50UBRuxI?t=8

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>America
Cringe

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The daddies own ya uh

Here's to a new season lad

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I love Rize.

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Based Bauer puts a win on the board

hey rize posters

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Dodgers piss me off

cubbie own ya. chaddies make ya seethe

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Best girl desu

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uhhh yeah
bauer puts a win on the board
may as well be ya next of kin
his stuff's electric
so ill ya gonna need an anti-septic
see a 3dpd poster
unleash bauer, sick em bro
oh ya think ya can go toe to toe with em?
nah you just a bitch ass hoe

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If Bauer pitches to Schwarby, how would you choose who to root for? I'd root for an error I guess :(

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samesies.2 for 4! 2 times where he gets pwnd and 2 times were bauer puts the hurt on him!

based

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And then they shake hands after a hard days work, and Theo works out a trade to bring Based Bauer to the north side

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no way :D maybe share a couple cold ones?

Cubs win!
Time for a late night comfy music (video)
youtube.com/watch?v=V5vA5CKz6Z8

>fish have as many eries wins as the 137 year old phillies

Mariners!

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>>r9k
based cross poster

u-umm... idiot? how about you link correctly!!!!!!!!!!

>Linking to /r9k/
Go back there and die. You fagets are worse than /pol/ in terms of the damage you've done to Yea Forums.

it all started with discord though... they literally raid random boards on here for no reason

>He doesn't know
>Blames discord
You're stupidity is as great as your cancer.

sorry! I was just repeating what others told me sorry again

Holy shit...based user laying down the BIG DICK BANTZ

Yeah, but the Jews have done the most damage

textbook...textbook on how to defeat these babytalkies

How the fuck did Chris sale implode that badly

Bantergod has set the genny into a swirl

are the ms actually better than last year somehow?

D O Y E R S
O
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I don't believe it, I feel like they've just gotten lucky

they got rid of the spics!

God, it feels so amazing to shit on the Giants. Thank god for the Padres, they're a wonderful meme team.

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baby talkie here I really admire your guys' work : )

This is not okay.

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wtf i love the royals now

twitter.com/DanielBrim/status/1111307913505787906

not seeing heimie here

He's still in the minors

what's wrong with people?

woohoo yay

>First game of the season
>2 HR and 4 RBIs
>Almost hits a 3rd home run when he was told not to and wasn't trying to.
And people think Javy isn't going to be the MVP this year.

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will we see an increase in players that play their entire career on one team again?

Update it

>Only 1 home run
>Only won his game because of a meme defensive play
You mustard jealous because you're already playing ketchup.

oh die anytime douchebag

YOURE ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

Probably not, but they might do better this year than people think.

so what happens to kimbrel

The OOTP sim I did had him signing with the Cubs in July.

>July
what the heck? that would be strange

Keuchel signed with the Nationals on the 2nd week of the season if you're curious about him btw

nah I don't think anyone cares about him lol. Kimbrel not being signed is shocking, but he was asking for 9 figures

Based
Fuck off schizo

houspie is in the house!

GO ROYALS

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He's insane to ask for this. Closers are dime a dozen and even the best ones in today's game are easy to 1up on given new strats.

>everyone I don't like is houspie
Based gatekeeping schizo

So a division between the royals, cubs, diamondbacks, and what team is the gorilla?

^houspie above me

Reds for employing Puig

scared...hungry...tired...oh so tired...but i got to prioritize getting water... if only those damn shadow trains weren't blocking the pathway to the water... oh no... there's a shadow train patrolling this hallway...better hide...I don't think I hear it anymore... I think now's the chance to make my break for it...oh no... oh no!!! the choo-choo's are getting closer... I don't think I'm gonna mak--

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Houspie has been sighted!

>chris gayle

>Chris (7 Runs for) Sale

kek
>kek gayle

>chris fail

>chris fail
oh shoot someone did that 1

>chris likes males

This is psychotic. Fucking psychotic. How about we show mutual respect? It would go a long way to improving this general. Calling a good pitcher gay accomplishes nothing except showcasing your total psychopathic tendencies.

God bless you Inspector

Thank you. I appreciate your support even if sometimes I'm too stressed to show it.

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its just banta, la

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

Come up with a new trick scumbag.

My new trick is guzzling cock, gauuuug

Look. Let's chat like men. We don't have to do this out in the open. Join my discord if you have a problem with me say it in my domain
discord.gg/fxH7D4x

Yes, join my discord so we can cyber!

Cowardly trash. I'm going to go rest. Have a nice day scumbag.

>discord
FUCK OFF WITH THAT ALREADY

God bless you Inspector

>spicswing

Inspector please wake up we have a new problem on our hands

This place is going to Hell in a handbasket

I'm here. What's the worry brother?

where's detective moe.jpg?

I hate to bother you Inspector with your case load so full but it appears the Germans are now invading on top of everything else
I hope for our sake you can deputize some sure shooting cowboys and quick too

Hmm.. I see. Well the reason I haven't had him on the list is because he was no threat to anyone but himself. Much like a baby with a loaded gun, they know not of pointing it to anyone but the barrell remains attractive to them so they put themselves at risk. I could perform a swift operation on this german, but I would recommend utilizing our resources for more serious matters. That is, unless you object of course. I approach these matters with an open mind.

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Of course. That's why you're considered the chessmaster in these matters. Always one step ahead
I see now.. let the guppies swim and go after the bigger fish

I'm glad we are seeing these things on the same wavelength now. Thank you for your suggestion, it is truly appreciated.

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Yomiuri Giants @ Hiroshima Toyo Carp starts at the turn of the hour. Here are the lineups.
Ohsera (RHP) vs Sugano (RHP)
G:
1. Daiki Yoshikawa (R) 2B
2. Hayato Sakamoto (R) SS
3. Yoshihiro Maru (L) CF
4. Kazuma Okamoto (R) 1B
5. Dai-kang Yoh (R) RF
6. Yoshiyuki Kamei (L) LF
7. Shunta Tanaka (L) 3B
8. Seiji Kobayashi (R) C
9. Tomoyuki Sugano (R) P

C:
1. Kosuke Tanaka (R) SS
2. Ryosuke Kikuchi (R) 2B
3. Ryoma Nishikawa (L) LF
4. Seiya Suzuki (R) RF
5. Ryuhei Matsuyama (L) 1B
6. Takayoshi Noma (L) CF
7. Tsubasa Aizawa (R) C
8. Tomohiro Abe (L) 3B
9. Daichi Ohsera (R) P

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Game is here!!! hibox3612.blogspot.com/2019/01/a2.html

we'll get better at some point

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Dr/a/gons!

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Fucking jetpackman on opening day. Gotta love japan

Can someone explain the Bauer meme?

T B make ya seeth?

Who cares it's forced

forcedies to the gennies!

How did the fans receive Maru?

He's self-admittedly anti-social (not in the shy way but he kind of hates people) and he trains hard. He said that he is unironically low test so he has to work harder to make up for that. He also has all these strict rules for girls when he dates them. This charisma combined with his superb playing ability makes him a likable guy.

2019 version of Reckerspam. A Yea Forums faggot is behind both of it.

I didn't hear any booing. The Giants fans seem to like him quite a bit.

Haha, guess Carp fans didn't give him the same treatment Hanshin fans would in that situation.

MATSUDA MASH

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Yankees are back in full force this year. Time to watch /mlb/ seethe again.

I think everyone expected the Yankees to be good though. Every preseason prediction I've seen has them easily making the playoffs at minimum.

astros desu

>tfw no game tonight

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Berds

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im new to baseball and somebody told me the red sox were good so i watched them play but they seem to be awful.why is that?

>already peaked

>another day
>another Rangers game

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Mariners are a bunch of NIGGERS

>reddit sox

They could use a man like you managing

Nope, tomorrow

I think every general is woke on the JQ.

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>tfw every game today at 1AM for me

>TFW game starts 10 minutes after I get off work
>Had to listen to yesterday's game on the radio at work
>Missed a big scoring rally because I was helping a coworker

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Is this dude retarded??
Not only does he think that portable barbecue grills smoking makes the sky cloudy, he also apparently lives in a universe where Harper didn't go 0-3. Is it really that easy to get a job writing baseball news?

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He cant be worse than Craig Calcaterra.

>game starts at 7pm for me
>have to roam the streets tonight looking for my missing cat
>can't even listen to the audio in case my cat cries out to me
>I just miss my little bro

Fuck your cat, Fuck you

Whatever, homo. Post your team so I can laugh at you.

N

Phillies

desu it's the astros for me desu

I hope you'll find your cat

we own ya

You and your shithole stadium and state get a respite today.
The beatdown continues tomorrow.

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Diamondbacks win 90 games and Grienke finishes top 3 Cy Young votes do not @ me

Good morning lads.
Yesterday was a great, but long day. I loved getting to watch the Dads open the season with a W, but I have an asskicking hangover, and have almost completely lost my voice. I also got to take a picture with this handsome SOB yesterday. I might have time to put myself back together before I get to get back out on Sunday to see Paddack's debut, which I found out yesterday.

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ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/ep19wsmqmefm03rze

>Oriolels
>Red Sux
>Blow Gays
>Tampa Bay Gays

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Reminder that the Brewers clinched the NL central

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Post yfw Harper is hitting .240 at the end of April and philthy is 3rd in the east

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mentally defficient weeb

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>tfw game today
feels good

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Anime website.

This is a sports website

Sports subforum of an anime website.

Honduran knitting website

Whiter than you mohammed

Wrong

This isn't an anime website. In fact there are only like 4 boards on here that are for anime.

>0-3

it's a weeb website, you're just living in it

By that logic it’s a porn website

I'm posting anime and no one can stop me

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It is though

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Based

Why is there no relevant baseball today

Because baseball is never relevant.

oh hello

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Go harder and start wearing sanis and stirrups

How much longer are we gonna be "rebuulding"? It feels like we're gonna be below average for a few years to come, especially if the pitching stays this way for the rest of the season and more.

based

>we
>we're
>rebuulding

>all these teams with off days right after opening day
Fuck you Manfred, at least >my team plays tonight

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Does anyone have the brewers one

>listening to chicago sports radio while stuck in traffic to work this morning
>literally nothing but nonstop talking about the cubs with brief breaks to talk about jordan howard
>walk into my office
>"hey user, you're wearing the wrong jacket!"
and people fucking wonder why we have a little brother complex...

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Weebie here have some respect!!

teach em like a man and punch em in their smug faces!

That would only end up with a trip to HR.

bully all trips to suicide

Nakata will help you. He can talk to cats.

Weebies give me the heebie jeebies

>getting mad at a cartoon

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For fans of team's whose last championship was over a decade ago, mets, dodgers, indians, twins, tiger, etc etc. What if you stumbled upon a monkey paw deal?

Your team will suddenly, in the next 5 years, win 2-3 championships gauranteed. Here's the catch, the game baseball as you know it now will cease to exist, the NL will have DH, shifts will be banned, extra innings will be eliminated for a home run shootout, every player is a TTO player, the balls are even more juiced, 3 hitter minimums, time limits everywhere, there are only 6 innings, there are only 100 games, hot rain falls up and dogs are hugging cats and more.

>your team
>would you take that deal?

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weebies own ya
and we just pwnd ya
give ya the jinkies
ya may as well be a pinky
show up on the chans
your ass ends up canned
put ya in a seeth
as weebies take their leave

>the NL will have DH

Burn the paw, immediately

Why are national leaguers so against the DH? Surely they can see the writting on the wall?

Absolutely not.

>OLD GAY

Sure they can see it, but they can't read it. If they'd gone to college they would have realized literally every other organized form of baseball uses designated hitters.

we do, but just like we see the writing on the wall with the pitch clock it doesn't mean we want it. Once that barrier breaks there is no reason for an arbitrary separation of leagues anymore.

Who let the based out?
*clap* *clap* clap clap clap*
Old baysed /ourguy/
*clap* *clap* *clap clap clap*
Putting these zoomers in their place!
*clap* *clap* *stomp* *clap clap*

give me one good reason why you should cheer for a team other than your local club

Is Harper already confirmed as the worst contract of all time?

You lived you whole life somewhere and moving across country. You stick with the team you grew up near.

Just bought a NatsPass

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10 points to Old Gay!

Your local club is the Chicago White Sox.

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omigosh!

Based

BAUER FAN HERE!!!!

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What was it?

it was cwazy! :D

old gay lol

>Everyone says how they want faster games
>Games that use DH are longer than NL games that don't

>NL has their own rules
>AL comes along and makes their own rules
>Complains when the league that already existed doesn't use their rules

This desu.

>not having all 30 teams play in the same stadium on opening day

you could probably fit everyone inside marlins park

Post yfw the mariners make the playoffs in a rebuilding year

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They need to rehire these two. The people who actually knew how to make competent schedules

espn.com/30for30/film?page=the-schedule-makers

Poor you. S.

Hello

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I'm ready for Day 2 and a Cardinal victory. Yesterday was a loss, I i swear there was 0 chance that team would have got back in that game last year, where this year, it took great pitching by Hader and a fantastic play by LoCain to halt them.

Can someone post the pic of the bird drinking the beer?

Bauer owns ya!
Bauer pwns ya!
Twinkies gonna be in a seeth!
Bauer strikeout king like ya wouldn't believe!!!

Bauer historically has problems with the Twins. But Bauer is going to be so hyped tomorrow he'll K at least 8 in 6 innings.

>inb4 bauer gets injured

I hope you get AIDS, full blown african AIDS.

I'm most worried about bauer working with his unproven changeup too much, rather than his A+ tried and true curveball and B+/A- slider he developed last season.

>inb4 bauer gets put on the IL

damn homie i hope you find the little guy

sorry sir I just didn't want him to get injured that's why I said inb4 I'm sorry again I make mistakes and will curb my actions ;_;

Shut the fuck up i'm not sorry fuck trips and fuck bauer

sorry sir I'm just a lost soul right now looking for a home

look I didn't mean it, we're all just a little on edge over baseball season just starting so I make mistakes too. I don't hate trips and I like bauer

you go around shaking a bag of his hard food? I hate to say it but when you get past a 1-2 miles out in radius of your home your chances of finding him sucks.

>makes ya seeth

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Fuck you and fuck trips, WE NEED FUCKING IDS

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Wow, we finally have a trip that's somehow a worse eyesore than BAJP

bauer is garbage i repeat bauer is garbage. EASY TWIN WIN!

I take this back I'm very conflicted right now, how do I delete posts?

get this t___s fan hothead OUTTA here!

Bradysknee is worse than all /mlb/ trips combined.

based
flaherty should be sharp tonight but the brewers always bullshit themselves into 1 run wins

TLOSES KEK TLOSES!!!!!!!

this is true, he makes moe tolerable

Let's Got Twin-kies *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's Go Twinnies *clap clap clap* Let's Go!!

also dubs

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I don't even think he likes baseball. It's probably too white for him.

Reminder the AL central is garbage and ignore the baby talkers.

I really hope the Cubbie can beat out the brewie for the division this year :3

THANKS ! ever since i built my new comp all my mlb pics ended up all over the place, glad I could get this one back.

these babytalkers need to jump straight off a fucking cliff

Dude, BAJP is at least a somewhat nice guy. Old Gay is a miserable lardass living in a crude shack in Dundalk who gives all Baltimore fans a bad name.

Bauer Boys
Harperheads
Discord Dudes
Reckerposters
Hampleheads
ABG Alliance
DG Pissboi Squad
Psycho Gang
Baby Talkies
Woe Bros
Fangraphs Fellowhood
Inspector Godgers Society
Housepie's Threadies
Heim Timers
Seethies

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where are those baseball grips you promised?

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all me

The 2019 /tankb owl/ has officially begun
Will the Orange Ducks run away from the comedy central as they did last year?

tankathon.com/mlb

He's from LA, why the fuck did he pick the White Sox of all teams?

Orioles, Marlins, and Blue Jays are my picks for worst 3 teams in baseball.

on the HD with most of the other baseball shitposting pics, i'll transfer them over tomorrow

you guys sure love my hands

youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

Blue Jays will be better once Vladito comes up. It's just gonna be a rough April.
Don't count out the Rangers, Diamondbacks, Tigers, White Sox, and Giants either

Is this the real reason why he's such an antisemetic alt right bigot?

Based anime

Tigers might be OK imo. Not good but I don't think they'll be bottom bad. Agreed with the others tho.

anime is based and therefore the Yea Forumsstros and Yea Forumsngels are super based

Why would being a White Sox fan make him antisemetic and alt right?

>Giants
I just saw their outfield for yesterday. Just how are they going to repay Bochy in his last year with this crap?

Fake anime teams need not apply
Real anime teams are the heart and soul of the genny, like the based Cubs

2014-16' was very much NOT a nice guy. Really racist. And would come into Cub game threads and just pick fights for the fun of it. He was forced to calm down after I think he got a 3-4 month ban.

Cubs are huge fakers

i don't mind most trips, but that guy is absolute cancer

Yeah I guess the Tigers are the best of those teams. Also the Rangers have some ok offense still. Those NL West teams cellar teams are absolute shit though

based cubbies... so based..

If you were here before 2016 you would know that the true anime team is the Mariners seeing as they were owned by Nintendo, newfag bandwagoner.

cubbies are not based, they're ugly and fat

based cubs real anime squad...

>basedtendo memeiners

NOT

cubbime!

Mariners are fake anime for display only. Preening anime fops. Cubs are the real down and dirty anime fans... from day 1 anime fans

It'd be
>Mariners
>White Sox
>Cubs
>Angels
>Dodgers
>Mets
>Indians (where did WINDIANS go?)
Astros don't belong on this list. Yankees would be there on account of Tanaka but their fans hate anime here

BASED

based cubbie.... the leader of the weebie squad!

Cubbies takeover!

oh great now the babytalkers are on the loose

Do the white sux count when their fans only use anime as a way of coping with how bad their team sucks?

cubbie kun here ( *’ω’* )

Nah, they're real fans. I've talked in gamethreads with them.

No. Like the Mariners, White Sox only use anime as a means to an end, they do not enjoy the ride itself. They are fakers and pretenders.
The rest of the list looks good, though.

Means to what end?

hey what makes you the gatekeeper asshole! (｡+･`ω･´)

Shall be waiting for the real thread.

Stop pretending to be dumb. We're on Yea Forums, plenty of us actually watch anime. If you think Mariners/White Sox fans are ironic weebs I'll bet you're wrong.

BAJP doesn't seem like an anime fan though.

Rbo and a few others definitely watch it. Stop being deliberately new.

>Yea Forums
This is 4channel stupid.

So can we all agree that the astros are the only anime team? yes ok good

Go back.

Best team
Best anime
Best girl

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found houspie

There is no evidence of the White Sox being true anime fans outside of some casual one-off pics taken from /wsr/.

so is the waifu draft cancelled?

new

Who cares about those literally whos? BAJP is the only one big enough to matter.

we don't need another one you stupid fuck

>unironically calling it 4channel
When was I on a board with trannies from Yea Forums?

lol nah

>91749066
shant

Autistro is SEETHING