Aaron Rodgers is ga-

ITT

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>tfw believe Rodgers is straight but shitpost about him being gay just for the memes

Who else knows this feel?

So it was his idea to go to Paris? That's gay dude, only women want to go to Paris

HE IS LITERALLY DATING A MAN

>I shared thanksgiving with Aaron, Clay, AJ, Jordy, Josh Sitton and Ryan Taylor. Thankful is an understatement.
are they all gay?

literally me, packtards used to SEETHE over it back when they were a diamond dozen on here

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No, they're deeply closeted.

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Aaron Rodgers used to date my mom's best friends daughter. They were getting serious and even talking about marriage and my mothers friend said I was invited to the wedding (if it happened). I got so excited and went out and bought a Aaron Rodgers football card that I was gonna get him to sign at the wedding. They ended up breaking up a months later and I was devastated.

idk seems pretty gay to me desu

HE'S NOT GAY! HE'S DEEPLY CLOSETED!

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sounds like something evangelicals say about Jesus

He's taken a few hogs for sure, definitely can play both roles though

Aaron rodgers is such a pimp. Imgaine how many dudes GODgers beat out to get between the thighs of Danica?

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But did he call his mother when her house burned down?

Imagine how many dudes were between the thighs of danica

his ex

Ever heard about strapons?

someone should ask olivia munn for the inside scoop

I'd rather scoop her insides, if you catch my drift.

If he proposes at the Eiffel Tower he is definitely gay

I remember him hitting on Suzy Kolber when he got drafted

Imagine having to pay people to put your fake romance in the news.

you want to perform a hysterectomy?

>diamond dozen

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

*beat off

Tensnake was gay.

Welcome, new friend. :)

>not being gay for Jesus

That’s one manly woman

>No, they're deeply closeted.
Totally reminded me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=h2wfSBYizRI

If I were a top athlete making millions I would be sleeping with dudes too. It's not even gay if you think about it.

You lonely bois will never have this

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Clay 100%. Jordy no. Who cares about the rest

>going to Paris
yup, he's still gay