THE OFFICIAL DEFENDING CHAMPIONS BOSTON RED SOX @ SEATTLE MARINERS GAME THREAD

congratulations but i'm that one poster's mom and he told me that wants a COMPLETE RESET on his backstory - no information from previous year's can be used against him, sorry

Kek its good to be back fags

I MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH

SO FUCKING MUCH

AND ALL OF YOU AS WELL

allah sees the truth, and waits.

jim rice look like a black donald rumsfeld

2019 meme: mookie ends white supremacy

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Imagine having to photoshop an image just to say you have cute fans

thanks for a posting thank you ok

im watching online with no pregame please describe what is happening

espn is putting another game while we wait

jim rice call a conor mcdonald a midget with a downs syndrome ok

jerry remy talk about a cancer

David Ortiz did steroids

holy damn,, that's fucking BASED

Fat fuck from Springfield here please donate to my Golden Corral fund.

so some things we need to address:

1):

2): hanley playing for the bad guys

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Reminder that there is still a SEETHING red cux fan that is butthurt about his thread not having as many posters as the Yankees made thread last year.

DANIEL NAVA'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A DICK

my memory describe's the opposite

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Imagine losing two world series in a row

wtf save some action for the actual game

MOOKIE HELP MEEE

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I am starting to think /nesn/ is filled with people suffering from multi personality disorder.

are you going to use this same fucking picture all fucking year again you faggot autist?

at least shoop a new one

I swear to god I had a dream about Don last night is Don back yet?

new poster has posted

ok send me u paypal link

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sent via a telefax :)

WHY IS NESN SHOWING BRUINS HIGHLIGHTS

FIRST GAME IS ON ESPN NOT NESN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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you know it's not true but that's not what i want to address with this post. what i want to do is ask you personally what would motivate you to write something like this. daniel nava is a great man. what is the matter with you that you want to make posts attacking someone who hasn't done anything wrong- who moreover has done so much good in this world, and spread the word?

Why is A Rod given a pass when other roiders have been exiled?

why a that one kid not want qt southeast asian wife find at a cambridge movies cinema

ok i tell you if you tell me why his face look like a dick

>jessica mendoza and a-rod calling first game of the season

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who stole my Yea Forums gold...

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hey guys still no new sc gf but i got my own apartment so maybe i get one soon hope everyone has a good day

Does Jessica Mandoza have penis

The suit looks good on gayrod.

a brother find a apartment and run around with a shotguns

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yeah and wait until you hear what they'd doing to the radio....

MY HANDS ARE FULL RIGHT NOW JOE

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BASED

Junko is savage.

miss bebo brother still

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i got lots of job interviewed but they keep asking me why i ddin't do any internship this cruel world was built only for those willing to bend over and be the SLAVES for others i guess... not for men like me who are always looking forward to history with the bright glare ofthe sun on our faces....

wow south carolina mentioned which lets me make important announcement ive been preparing:

tomorrow im going to south carolina and will not be able to post for 1 (ONE) whole weeks so i am sorry you will need to caryr on without me until next friday or saturday

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im listening

idiot waited 4.5 months to make an announcement about 1 simple week as if you were building a sand castle and concerned about the tide

*ahem*

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I found the original Ellen goes to Fenway paper.

Ellen has taken a lot of trips since.

wow robert frost thanks for asking me why im leaving ur so kind u idoit

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Who here /put on weight over winter/

why are you leaving

my nephews 1st birth day thanks for asking

165 to 177 lbs ALL FAT

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I had my picture taken by a bunch of Russian tourists while fishing at Castle Island on the Sugarbowl this winter.

They asked me if I was an Eskimo. I explained that Alaska was down near Rhode Island.

Anyone think mookie is mad that he won MVP and then they let nintendo (who didnt win mvp) hit lead off now?

>WS Champs on the road in the Opening Day
what is this shit?

raise him as yankees fan for a joke

ok som1 give me the reason betts is now batting SECOND instead of first id like to see u justify that

>Anyone think
no
(was looking forward all winter to make a post as good as this one your reading now)

Fuck the Ortega brothers.

Get more steaks

sounds more like a prank and NO

my brother is a dolphins fan so I might encourage him to cheer for pats though

I wish they would fuck off

BUT MUH SANDY

i was in the wrong thread ;_;

anyone remember 2018

hit a home run right now mookie to END white supremacy

Ollie North should have taken up Pineapple faces offer to take them out.

holy shit he SMOKED that single what a BOMB

white supremacy lives

tfw lost 100 pounds in the last year

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MOOKIE ON PACE FOR 1.000 BA

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ok you pussy'

I liked Safeco Field as a name more. Still a based ballpark.

Sale didn't even pitch particularly well, our batting approach just fucking sucks now. So many first pitch swings then stupid takes looking. Gonzales was not good either (to his standards) but the difference is essentially one swing by Mookie.

Literally can’t be mad at the red stockings. They beat the Dodgers. Here’s to another year of suffering Mariners bros.

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Where my Twinnies at? Fuck the Leaveland Injuns

ok but only all singles so thats even more reason for him to be batting FIRST not SECOND

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any old fags remember

I put on 40 lbs this winter cause they unbanned me from papa Gino’s but now they have closed and I have lost 5

what was other one

really proud to see one of our boys get out of the basement and did something with his life ALSO really nice for mariners to put the year in the infield dirt so we don't forget

i went to a papa ginos for a all you can eat slices and they only made one pizza at a time

OMFG

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>papa Gino’s
sounds like some comfy food

JD
D

RED SOCKS!!!!

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RED SO ON PACE FOR A BILLION RUNS RECORD SHATTERED OFFENSE I -LOVE- IT

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anyone think that one poster mom ok

YEAH BUDDY

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Now this is mariners baseball.

RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF

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im laughing at the poor papa gino employee unable to make pizza fast enough to keep up with your vaccumm stomach

no she live in a andover blow up house say she own newburyport houseboat ok

shes good now thanks for asking full recovery from cancer full recovery from batting cage she is going with me to south carolina tomorrow for nephew birthday thank for asking

>Finally get to watch baseball again
>have to play Das Ox

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>only player in 2019 to record an out
in the trash where he belonsg

no i make the insults she make a one pizzas for 20 hungry fat fucks from a springfelds ok

anyone think it would actually be kind of annoying to be on the red sox you'd have to be on planes all the time and like jd martinz wouldn't shut up about baseball even whne you wanted to rest

Friendly reminder that Dee Gordon did steroids

in the trash where you belonsg

i think it ok because they find a free year sodas

I’d probably drink a lot, smoke cigars and fuck thots if I played baseball.

MARINERS!
Why the fuck am I blacked out from a Seattle-Boston game when im in California?
Why am i even paying for mlb.tv?

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ok fire mitch he did not get hit

I thought they were gonna outlaw the shift it’s fucking cheating

this isn't the tech support thread sorry this is red sox

why we have to listen to htese boring talkers instead of the good talkers

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>SeattLEL already getting btfo

why aren't you allowed to jerk off during conferecne calls seriously do it even ONCE and they fire you

I’d give my left nut to be on the Red Sox

i think they african american out the game if the game isnt sold out im not sure cant confirm but thats 100% why i never bought it and steal it instead

i made this in the off season for you guys you can save it if you want...

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where's don?

a simple yes or no answer would have sufficed, thank you
a simple yes or no answer would have sufficed, thank you
a simple yes or no answer would have sufficed, thank you

It's an ESPN exclusive game so it's blacked out on mlbtv

no, this is Mariners

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is that krabs sister
yes or no

Yeah i used to live in cali and regretted buying mlb after nearly every game was down.

>and st**l it instead
don't you mean you 'african american purchase' it instead

This is the loudest ump of all time no need to yell bud

peanut purchase it is the politically correct term

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fuck espn

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how much do i have to tip my sections capo???? mariners fan here btw

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STRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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anyone else remember how red sox BTFO chris sale personal catcher after they captured him in a long contract so he can't leave

I notice nava guy has not answered why Daniel's face looks like a dick.

Based

A man of culture I see...

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SIT THE FUCK DOWN

SIT DOWN BITCH

like trying to answer 'why isn't god good' it's a complete nonsense premise

>tfw u were gonna trip fag this year but forgot
Oh well I guess there is always next year

i save this from last years seattle series (its photoshopped) but here have it

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>capo
FIGHT

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looool seattle batter just swung and missed and then grabbed his dikc for like two minutes did you see

You literally can’t punch down further when you shit on a mariners fan.

Now these are quality bantz

>91734821
>phone poster
>reddit nazi frog
As expected

i saved this but i won't open it to see what it is before i post it

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I prefer this Mariners butt

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IT IS NOT FAIR

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why is the mariners organization so cringe?

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LOOOOOOOL NICE SWING IDIOTE

So you think dick faces are good?

lmbo

? what do you mean

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so you cant readLOOOOl

thanks

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an imam is issue a fatwa and non traditional fiqh that a diary witch is halal

its going to be a long night

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move out, bitch
>Devers is the first Error
I fucking knew it

FIELDING EXPERT

REFRESHING THE MEME FOR 2019

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DEVERS picking up where he left off

the expert has arrived

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ERROR
R
R
O
R

i wrote all three of these

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft asked a judge to toss out video evidence in a criminal case accusing him of soliciting prostitution

BOSTON IS FULL OF PEDOS AND CREEPS

Is this Road Island state flag?

dum phone poster

would you pay $145 million for half inning's like that he got LITERALLY FOUR OUTS

WHY IS BOSTON SO RACIST TOWARD THEIR OWN PLAYER...

HOW DID JIM RICE PUT UP WITH BOSTON BS

yes i would

real talk I didn’t think dale was gonna be worth the money

ya seethe?

eskimo tribe of rhode island

ok, please send

I am going to do a paper for my cultural anthropology class on how bizarre Red Sox fans are.

You people make no sense. Is this a New England thing? These posts read in a syntactic level on Eliot and Burroughs.

when does brock holt play

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RI is seriously a third world nation them and Springfield

ok i'm going to mens wharehouse on saturday just because of this ad anyone else

imagine living in a city that is literally dying lol

youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

YEAH...I HATE BOSTON FANS AND CLAM CHOWDER

ok he a blessed mujahid

Ehhh an aristocrat

worked

my friend apply for a job in rhode island tomorrow in mass right now keeps sending me pictures of stupid roads and stuff making me laugh lol

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*cuts off your throw*

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ahh... a fellow man of culture as well... yes eliot or burroughs.. maybe the screetching against the night of a west....

EVIL BROCK HOLT HAS APPEARED

haha what about the islands

i dont speak spanish

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lol imagined being in this poster's group chat fucking looking at roads and stuff lmao that would be crazy

Well ain't you fancy?

Hi this is my first game why did the first baseman let second baseman field the ball

he goes to them tomorrow will sned me pics he said

hes living with me its not group chat just us message sad story i wont tell also i might not post in many threads for the next month because he is always with me except for today because hes in rhode island and mass

okay....this was actually epic

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espn layout sucks

why doesnt he go to mass sunday like everyone else haha (church joke)

who is that i try to google but his name parents named him gibberish

>only 1 ring in the last 20 years
embarrassing tbqhwy

OwO wats dis?!

*gets beheaded*

Is this the shake of iran

here we go again

because when he was a kid guy who ran his church was caught spending millions of collection money on mansion and pool and plane

did he buy that one home in springfield

ill ask him next time he sends me road picture

okay you can text me too if you want

incoming double

wow maybe they shouldve dfa glassquez and kept sandy..... big mistake

post phone number

lel

sandy was hitting like 100% BETTER than vazquez in spring training it made NO SINCE

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>doesnt even need a hit to get an rbi

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FUCK

nintendo has zero (o) hits leading off in 2019......big mistake

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HEALY REEEEE

double peanut purchase

first screen picture of the season beautiful thing little racist tho

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What do you think Hanley is doing right now

racist how'd

selling drugs prolly

A white guy is being touched by a negroe

why isn't hanley playing today?

in colombia commanding his drug ring army to murder innocent children

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mookie thinking about what he would've done leading off the game and getting a hit there....big mistake

benintedi is an italian name

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look at eyes

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mookie thinking of one thing only END white supremacy

Black on black crime

oh no

wehy'd they close down safeco field

inshalla the red sox win even far from home on a opening day

Asuka blesses this season, time to go back-to-back #DoDamage

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any1 remember last year opening day red sock winning just like this then suddenly they stopped winning

i think losangeles paid joe kelly $100m to do such for them this y ear

this poster doesnt since he first watched in october 2018

no i was at work not watching the game i am thankful for west coast opener this year....

gay

i think they pay joe kelly to injure himself cooking mexican food or something

god DAMN it

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>sale

DFA THIS BUST

welp

BECKHAM BOMB

Kek theres truth in each joke

okay honestly who cares lots of players have done that before....

how is that second home run of the season when this is first game and they ahve 1 run sorry this is my first game

Based Beckham

wtf when did amazon create an MLB cyber world

I first posted Asuka in the Yankees series I think, unfortunately I've been following since I was a kid so I had to deal with Bobby V and Cherington and whatnot

BECKHAM BLAST

and unfortunately for all of us you found our threads before you learned how to pst

hope sale hits that peanut in the head next time flipping your bat game 1.......big mistake

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Me with last post of year

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i wanted to post exactly this but i swore no negativity in 2019

hey no racism allowed. this is your only warning.

you okay, sweetie? You're not gonna cry, are you?

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tell me more about the exeter girls

now that joe "HEAD SHOT" kelly is gone we really need a punisher on the staff i hope sale can fill that roll

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wow they named that movie after the one poster...

LOL

based Asuka poster, I believe in this team now

not fair last post website went down for no reason

>jerry made trades on his death bed
makes sense

you're out of my thread, bud

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im going to do my best imimtation of you and take a big shit all over my key board

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COLLAPSE ALREADY

i liked asuka posting

coupled with the marisa guy it was good juju

nice, go Sox buddy

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BEANED AND DRILLED the BAD BLOOD is FLARING UP EARLY

hey guys sorry wont be posting much me and my gf on the left are at the game rn

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Say what, now?

YES

YES

THANK YOU SALE

TEACH THAT FUCKING PEANUT A LESSON

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RUH ROH

FUCK YOU SALE! DO NOT KILL OUR GOOD PLAYERS

it's not a coincidence that the Sox went on their historic run after Asuka blessed them

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i hope he hits this guy too just to send a message these games don't mean anything anywasy

dumb mariner fans booing when he didnt even try to move out of the way lol

how is this asuka faggot still around

Fucking Christ

RETALIATION INCOMING

EJECT SALE

told you peanuts not to flip your bat opening day.....big mistake

im not sure scowling at sale is going to make him throw better vazquez do what sandy did and hide cheeseburgers in your vest

Fug

LOOOOOL VERY FUNNY THEY PLAY TWISTER AT HOME PLATE

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DFA everybody this team STINKS

hanigar what the fuck

SANTANA MARIA
settle in lads this is gonna be a fun one

Resigning Sale was a mistake

g-guys?

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you suck sale

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/nesn/ is deep yo

fuck with the real and get FUCKED by the real

SANTANA THE SAVAGE
Damn, that was not even close at home though. What is the 3rd base coach thinking?

sale still thinking about that peanut bat flip disrespect on opening day....

that one kid should i make drink i learned this from marisa guy drink for red sox

Imagine your ballpark being named after a corporation

do your best, user!

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he clearely put the ball right on him why are they even reviewing

he tagged him before he ever touched the plate
not even close

SAFE
A
F
E

ok great first review of the year now back to commericals

need permission from yankees to see if red sox need to give up more run or if 3 is enough

wait a second is ichiro playing today

Imagine playing in a park more than a century old. Like how poor are you?

fascinating i think i'll do a paper for my cultural anthromophism class about the code switching and class antagonisms used in this post

better than ballpark named after RACIST fenway yawkey

No that’s koji

they should rename it the Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton Park

Maybe you do a paper on shutting the fuck up goodwill hunting

i am NOT ted cruz

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the back to back dingers of posting

Tanaka's on the Mariners now.

okay, now this is racist

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Mr. Yawkey was a great man, you Communist, and the park was never named for him.

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massive problem gambler can't even focus on game newspaper for two minutes before checking the odds page IS ANYONE ELSE reminded of they're own father

How many hot dogs you think Mendoza can put in her mouth

should be packing right now instead i post here

7

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should be brushing up before interview instead i post here i wonder if the hr latedy likes red sox

my dad brought me to horse track twice one time with a friend, my friend went around looking for change on the ground and my dad made fun of him (friend was a JEW)

xander meaningless hustel

REEEEEON REEEEEALY

What the shit happened in the bottom of the 2nd guys

someone tell chris sale red sox DFA leon

anyone remember this image

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What’s a newspaper gramps

ask her on date to fenway or batting cage

collapse

probably like 20 cocktail wieners so you and 19 of your friends are in luck

no

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i wish women were always announcing, they really add a unique prespective and its soo refreshing to see how far weve come

the ideal future man has a smaller than average penis

yes

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Instant turn off/change the channel.

forbidden post from the black lists SAVE IT NOW before it's deleted

i miss a pedro

hurts hand when batting

Edgar Martinez got into the HOF WTF they are letting everyone in now

is that what your wife says when locks your child size chastity cage?

post a betray archive

Our guy?

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I like it because I can pretend a woman is talking to me.

holt would have hit a grand slam there

They need to put this guy on Felger and Mazz to spice it up

>Martinez was a seven-time MLB All-Star, five-time Silver Slugger, and two-time batting champion. He is one of 18 MLB players to record a batting average of .300, an on-base percentage of .400, and a slugging percentage of .500 in 5,000 or more plate appearances.

thats pretty based.

ugh....i wish this was black listed

everyone in this thread except this poster LOOK AWAY and DO NOT READ any thing below this line
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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/75974132/#q75979188

played on shit teams in Japan and America his whole career

i drank wayyy too much milk just now might have to call it A night lads

whats your favorite team in japan? mine is train molesters

based red sox solving racial problems worldwide

i drank milk shake from mcdonalds and u dont hear me crying

Is the Sale contract already an albatross?

god DAMEND this stupid game and sport i hope my red sox lose 162 games and mookie leaves a year early

shit

based

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go Fighters!

EDWIN

Sale turning into Felix

DINGERBALL!!!!!!

I told them not to start Price.

is it too late to dfa sale and keep sandy

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sale, more like fail lmao

PARROT POWER

i remember this thread itold that poster to make because i was out of town for something i dont remember what though

all the red sox have to do is lose today then win the next 17 games and then the world series

Chris Sale, more like Chris Refund

FUCK YES

dfa sale already its been like 5 innings

just take this bum out, FUCK

well that title defense didn't last long

Rolled my eyes when I saw this cunt was in the booth.
Women in sports is okay with me but stay the fuck out of our games - and they wonder why they get raped, tortured and their throats slit?!

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BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM BECKHAM

IT'S HAPPENING

>sail

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T R I P L E
R
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L
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OH BABY A TRIPLE

TRIPLE
R
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okay if vazquez was dfad why is he warming up in the pen now

So fast the cameraman lost track of the runner

>BAWWSTON

>7-2

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wtf.... they said it was the best outfield ever... everytign collapsing already...

what the HECK was that mookie bets jr you're just CRASHING into everything out there

Tim Beckham is the greatest free agent signing of all-time. Second homer today (off Chris Sale!) and third of the season. It's 6-2 Mariners.

PRESS B TO BOMB BOSTON

BBBBBB

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And my second favorite part of opening day is that the Red Sox are losing to Seattle. My 3rd favorite part Of opening day is that I’m watching The NCAA tournament. Tim Beckham got him again! Chris Sale is getting rocked and I Fing love it!

stupdi idiots

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Betts in that position needs to be shopped into other pictures.

Another BECKHAM BLAST, the most exciting play in baseball and a SAC FLY. Mariners offense is hotter than napalm.

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classic spokane posting

it looks like he's shopped into that picture already lol

how much he spend lol

$69 lol nice

Why does Edgar have that accent? He was born in New York.

Well this is not going according to plan

$145m / 5y

Who /1-0/ here?

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Edgar has a PhD from Harvard wtf

remember when the Sox beat the Yankees 16-1 in the playoffs? LOL

Fucking Dave is so stupid should have saved the money for fucking moodiest sale will never last a whole season

yeah but he cant even speak english idiot

mookies best seasons of his career are behind him if you ask ME dave should have saved money from evoladi and sale and no mookie and instead signed MIKE TROUT

But was raised by his grandparents in Puerto Rico.

Mookie has always been better than Trout though

can you shut up about puerto rico for even one freaking second alex and MANAGE THE FREAKING TEAM

not as big muscles

*dabs on bombston*

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true, but he has a ring instead so I'm not complaining

>This game
So when can we expect the Roid Sox to initiate the first bases clearing incident and brawl of the season?

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is VELAZQUEZ an ACE

b-but the hurricane

EDDDDDDGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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why wasnt he obsessed with learning english

i remember when Brockua Holtus hit the first eevery cycle in the playoffs against the yankees completely banishing them to the shadow realm for all eternity making them the biggest laughing stock in baseball history

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Need to resign JD and Mookie. Re sign Sale what did Dave mean by this?

LOOOOOOOOOL

>Need to resign JD
he's here for another 3 years

Would have been nice if they coulda found a closer somewhere.

he can literally leave whenever he wants

You don’t think he is gonna opt out after the mega contracts that were signed by trout, Harper,bitchado

wtf why do my red sox keep giving up hits and stuff

This old people chat show is great, really.

wait until you hear what they're doing on the radio

Reminder the red sox cheated to a world series and won against an overachieving team

Don’t ever rent a tux from men’s warehouse

0/10

i want to buy two suits for interviews

so tired for flight tomorrow but have to sit here watching red sock lose the slowest they possibly can

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Just got home. I thought Sale was pitching today

Why you watching this? March Madness on.

Wow tim beckham SMACKED that shit

Just like 2014, the defending world series chumps have been proved to be a fluke

Get a refund on all your tickets to fengay. Yankees have it in the bag

>28-4

t. Red Sox fan

what's that

Thanks for the tip. Joe Castiglione is sounding pretty good.

Well u better be interviewing for hedge planting than

Who /noexpectations/ here?

Personally, I feel liberated

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>watching legalized slavery

fuck your bracket swaggot

i'll blow my own brains out all over the thread before i go back to planting hedges

should pick up tim beckham he's available in 3 of my leagues

more like red sux

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where are you flying

all my suits are from mens warehouse

southern carolina

How 'bout the Mariners broadside on Chris Sale? Seven runs on six hits, two Tim Beckham HRs, an Encarnacion HR. Sale KO'd after 3-innings after he stuck out the side in the first. 7-2 M's B4.

>score 2-7

27

YANKEES UNIVERSE

i would have guessed big and tall

Imagine getting BTFO by a rebuilding Shitattle.

morel ike just BIG and FAT

If it’s not a Canali your not getting the job

Tim Beckham should take his .778/.818/1.889 slash line and frame it.

Forget march madness, you people should stop watching baseball unless the yankees are playing. We have the world series in the bag. Save your time and money

6'0 155

didi is dead

ive literally just been interview for call center and help desk but they all want freaking mozart or something AND for some reason they said i cant put down anonymous posters from Yea Forums down as references

3 rings in the last 20 years, 1 ring in the last 10

Seattle is about to be 3-0 and went 89-73 last season

Jos. A. Bank >>>>> Men's Warehouse (although Bank is actually owned by MW, now).

>namefag b8

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cmon someone please help me is tim worth picking up or not

getting a real warm glowing feeling about the team this year i'm thinking 2012 or 2014 very nice the threads will be goodd

Actually 4 in the last 20 and 2 of the last 10 in October

mw always has deals though

lol he weights like 200 pounds i wouldn't try picking him up without at least stretching first

And he's getting a ring this year

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hahahaha is he worth it or not

they gave up their ace, the best closer in AL, their starting 2B, SS, catcher, DH
they are not going to be competitive this year

New in a few

So does Bank.

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>best closer in AL

Aroldis Chapman didn't play for Seattle

BASED

213213 posts early

Absolute madman

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HEALY

H E A L Y

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HEALY THE HEALER

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THE WINDOW HAS CLOSED FOR BOSTON
I REPEAT
THE WINDOW HAS CLOSED FOR BOSTON

SHUT IT DOWN, TANK STARTS NOW

HEALY BOMB

ABANDON SHIP

never gets old

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mfw only relevant oc left

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This is not good

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I know

not good is good retard

The hug that ended racism in Eastie

Thinking of moving to Eastie are planes loud

>sux
lol

season of death

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planes aren't loud retard

I thought the Boston Red Stockings were supposed to be good

saving all my wins for october

Some one give me stats on Boston butt girl

>I thought
idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU

0-1

note: this is not REAL boston butt as u can tell from file name

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Last year it was like 96-20

it was originally an ms fan

LMFAO i was waiting ALL WINTER for just exactly this kind of post

the game has moved on adapt or die

These are the saber metrics I need

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>all my threads: 0.00%
>all your threads: 100.00%

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>Thinking of moving to Eastie
Why. No one likes heroin THAT much

is it bad to drink every day (8-12 beers)

nah

dubs get for incoming collapse

I mean if that's like 8-12 Gansetts you're probably ok.

This Gonzalez has been balky all night. About time they called him on it.

if you think about it, there's NOTHING wrong with going bald

we need an Asuka gamethread to guarantee success

BVLKED

Shave head put on 20lbs of muscle grow goatee and you’ll be fine

what the fuck vazquez LIFT SOME FREAKING WEIGHTS i want to post the papi laughing

Rattled

COMEBACK

thoughts?

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Is it better to be skinny and miserable or fat and happy

fat and miserable

An explosive company

and retarded

i remember elias

WTF DID THEY JUST CALL THAT BLACK MAN RED SOCK PROPERTY

3/10, you can do better

i'm really sleep that's why i'm not posting not because my red sox are losing

C-COMEBACK TIME

>vaz scoring on a single from second base

what the HECK how

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DO SOMETHING MOOKIE END WHITE SUPREMACY

Yeah I know I have been on a sub 1000 calories a day for a week diet my mind is starting to get weak

post your rib cage you sl*t

Over/ under 50 times I yell Denver’s you idiot this year

No worries user, just don't blow a fuse

oh GREAT devers season OVER game 1 of the year just GREAT

haha

TIME FOR 2020 MVP MICHAEL CHAVIS

Whose this Pablo Sanadabar guy the Red Sox are paying they should give him a shot at third

i thought he was banned from the sport for injecting too much steroids with his best friend steven white

i don't remember

push

>most home runs in an opening day
>also earliest (see: COLDEST) opening day in baseball history
they are tyring to cover up the fact that they are DOCTORING the balls again

wait am i in the wrong thread

no

Yes

ther'ees another thread that doesn't have 600 replies yet

>they are tyring to cover up the fact that they are DOCTORING the balls again
Where's the TB12 method when you need it

its not the right thread tho

heeee heeee

>stupid ESPON talking about bullpen
>starting pitcher gave up 7 runs
stupid freaking idiots

they should put chris sale in the bullpen IMO he was really good for 1 inning

Hit 'n' run. Nice.

every time i hear cheers from my tv i throw my Google Stadia ™ controller at my cat and scream

yeah that was a good play, I'm not even mad

U think la Russa is the actual coach and Cora is the face makes me think

YEAH FUCK YEAH BEAN THAT FUCKING PEANUT

Oof. Alexa, play despacito.

peanut purchase

That fucking hit the knob of the bat

>le russia
so sick of hearing this NO MORE INDICTMENTS

lol

>haven’t been drunk in a week but drinking and playing red dead 2 is much fun am I gonna make it

dont know this game just know the epic fallout 76 much hyped by nesn posters and fully endorsed by the nesn intelligenista and thriving fallout 76/nesn community playlist

Fallout 76 is the 2003 Red Sox of baseball

Same old Hembry.

heath hembree is the

Jesus Christ Price aren't you starting on Saturday

Good guys are not gonna win are they

2012 2014 the GOLDEN AGE is BACK

We have 3 innings to get at least 6 points, and that's assuming the Mariners don't keep scoring

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Tim looking for the salami

>4 straight balls
>next batter swings at first pitch
i LOVE this freaking meme

A STRIKE WAS DUE

looolf uck

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Pedey would have had that, at least two years ago.

idiot

A lot of points for a team without closer

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that's me hairline on left

ok season over kill my kms

my boy DAVID PRICE in the bullpen ready to TEAR IT UPP

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Keepin' his reflexes sharp with the Fortnite.

thanks you now as your reward please enjoy this

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i made that picture thanks

he's warming up?

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

today im thinking about how if i devoted 4 hrs to red sox and gmaae threads every night 162+ times over the coming months my life andhealth will be measurably worse than if i didn't

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no hes just hanging out with his friends getting ready for some post game

THORNBURG

in what measurable way

idea: THORNBURG will be closer by june

income and debt

update: also possible: he won't

SANTANA

stupid reasons

There pretty fun I think I was around 155 plus all of post season but last year was magical and maybe we are reverting to the meme this year I have a lot of travel

SANTANA

why are you traveling a lot

also age and no faithful muslim wife

More runs for the runs god

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you cant trust any woman besides ur mother

my mother was bipolar and s*xually abused me and other things

The hedge planting industry

but at least she was honest

she joined AA and collectes 1 and 3 and 5 year chipss even though she was relapsing like onece a month

the BOOMING hedge planting idustry

relapsing is part of recovery.

some people collect stamps and dont even mail people anything

any oldp*sters remember red sox winning this game

your right but muslism girls don't even drink in the first place for examle i went to dinner last week and ordered one corona because the food was spicy and she said WHY and looks sad

greatest post of the year in my opinion

Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled

I'd prefer a bipolar alcoholic.

a girl at the convenicene store tried to make me buy a pickle in a bag and she said they're 'not a meme' when i said it seemed strange

Made a lot of money on bitcoin

ok but she'd have to marry me if i asked (green card and citizenship)

That girl was a MAN BABY

why do i have to wait another whole half hour for my dumb ass red sox to lose this dumb ass game officially

ya mariners!

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MLB sure has speeded up the game.

thank you i have peaked just like my red socks

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a literal depressed bipolar retard is pitching unironically in this 'professional' game MEANWHILE trying getting a job at even a CALL CENTER with a documented history of mental illness...

confession: i watched almost entire game muted

what did you listen to

girls tapping on microphone

oh great another brain genius to shit up my threads

i turned it off immediately upon hearing arods voice. fuck espn

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If you strapped a gun to your hip, they'd change their minds real fast.

i'd rather strapped the QURAN

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Maybe you're not bipolar, maybe you're just not very good at being bicultural.

Fuck one of the games went to OT and no one told me

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GAME OVER fully incredible 0-162 season incoming FINALLY the threads will be good again

The good guys lost
Worried Sale may be a bust

you worried now with fastball at 92 imagine how bad he'll be in two years IMO

Did we forget our manners?

GG Mariners. We'll get you tomorrow.

good game everybody game over see you in a week bed time now night night love you sleep well

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ok have a good flight hope it doesnt crash

thank

Fucking serves the Red Sox right for having first game of year on espn it was not comfy at all

Especially with that turd A-Rod pretending that he loves Seattle.

He is so fucking fake I rather have Mendoza than him

Frens?