/hoc/

imagine all the stuff shannon got up to today. it was a nice day out.

Which players do you think have small penises?

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Henlo.

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I DON'T WANNA WOOOOOOOOOOORK

laine for sure

I JUST WANNA BANG ON THESE DRUMS ALL DAY

Shannon?

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shannon thread?
shannon thread

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Always.

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BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

what song is that?

91733806
not even funny

pay denbts

I saw Tavares at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

>False flagging his "meme"
grim grim grim

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

You don't think "interference" is a word?

The Devils lost another game, I, uh, dun, don't, ok listen; Do I see the Devils making the playoffs? No. I don't. They are mathematically eliminated. *widens eyes* Do I see their potential in the immediate future? *face becomes Zen calm* Absolutely. No doubt in my mind. There's no, there's erhhh, if Schneider can come back....and he has shown signs of his former self lately...and if they can get hold of a decent winger *looks back at board, turns back to the camera* and if Hall returns from injury...*closes eyes, shakes head* there's no doubt in my mind the Devils can be contenders.
*Turns back at board, hits it with marker* ok, moving on to the Dallas Stars.

the schedule is one of the worst memes /hoc/ has ever forced. it's not funny now, it wasn't even a big deal when the argument happened.

Who are these 'fans' showing up in /r/hockey with Sharks flairs shitting on our team?
This is the least excited you've been for the playoffs?

You know for a fact we're going to get steam rolled by Vegas?

Our goaltending is the worst amongst playoff teams?

Holy shit some of you guys need to step away from the computers and phones and go outside for a minute. The Sharks lose Go Simek, Pavs go down, half the team is dealing with the flu, Kaner family issue and EK65 been out damn near the whole time. Did people just forget this or what? People look at the Ducks and Kings record and think they should just be simple games. Sorry to break it to you but rivalry games in the final stretch of the season DO mean something to other teams too. Especially the Ducks or Kings who have a special place in their hearts specifically for saying 'fuck the Sharks.'

NOW, with all that being said, I get it. We're playing shitty. And it's ok to be critical of a team playing poorly. But I will die on a fuckin teal grave before I watch fans and people who love this team completely turn around and shit on everyone. Saying this seasons over, we're done, gonna get swept, blah blah. SHUT UP. WE HAVENT EVEN FOUND OUT WHO WERE PLAYING YET?!?! We haven't even played a damn playoff game yet. We as fans need to be better. This bullshit isn't healthy, for anyone. Not you, not me, not the team and certainly not the players.

So please, AVENGE SIMEK

I have now painted my wall Shark Teal. The ultimate power move

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I'd heem this faggot.

Peks got new pads

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Ted is based

realistically speaking who can stop then?

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boston ez

>oh I’m sorry did the sharks already lose

Behold: my magnum opus.

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Sharks

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first round upset courtesy the teds

>seething ToDon'tDo Stanley Cups fan

Rude desu

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saved

Les Teds sont out of the playoffs, mon ami.

Oooooooooooooooofffff

shame
youtu.be/gO17hN-YvBc

Been thinking suicidal thoughts lads

Grim

Don't do it, friend.

Saved
Me too but then I remember my hockey team is good

it's okay lad, the losing streak will end soon

shall be ending it all (this pasta)

Bombston has a chance

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Yeah, really excited for next year with him and Hughes or Kakko (hopefully)

AVENGE SIMEK

Are you streaming?

I keep telling my self over and over I wont but things keep getting worse and new bad things keep happening
Indeed
They suck but they actually won their last game

I rarely go a day without at least one

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Think of all the memes you'll miss

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SHALL be watching >my canes blow their playoff spot tonight. Reminder to any new caniacs to never trust this team

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>one
I wish it was only 1
True this made me smile a but like that monkey

Oops didn't mean to quote. Chin up user

Can you wait a few days

I want you to watch Swedish Hockey Kino with me on Saturday

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Dood.... Grecian... gerkin... what the fucking?...
dude.. thought that rungren was common knowledge
Have you been hitting the pipe, Grecian?!?
YOU CAN TELL ME!! I'M HIP!!

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I did say at least...fuck now I'm thinking about it again

Deal sweden

Just feels like Boston is going to win the cup this year lads

I wanna see the Nylander brothers play on the same team

>the sun will come out
>_ __
next season, lad...

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Pondering which game to watch tonight.
Thinking either:
Caps v Canes
or
Habs v Blues

>never trust this team
Wrong.

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Boston winning the cup this year is objective reality.

Black isn’t one of their colors though?

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true. ill always remember that cup win........

Realistically I feel like the hurricanes are going to lose their spot to Columbus

Who are the good D men?

I like this mascot

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Holy shit, Sweden's method actually worked.

>blues
Retard

justin faulk.

He good boy

That's not very nice.

I’ll be watching hasb-blowfaggots desu

My boreball team won lads. feeling pretty good about today.

Slavin is elite.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Shall be actively rooting against the relocanes for the rest of my life

Anyone else?

fuck you

caps canes for the memes

Think it's just dark navy

go Twins

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kek

I know Todd Rundgren

I do forget which songs of his I know

>shall be holding a grudge against some other random hockey team
>because of occasional, innocuous posts made on chinese clip art forum
>for the rest of my fucking life

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>tfw Mariners fan

oh dear, that's the sweetest and cutest /hoc/ meme ever. Longtime admirer, first-time poster

You won't be doing it for very long
t.

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I feel your pain, brah

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you’re right. really, really dark navy

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Why didn’t they protect his smile

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Btw I don't know your timezone but the game starts at the same time as the Canes Flyers game on Saturday

At least the Ichiro thing was cool. Probably be the highlight of the season.

Yeah that’s how shitty they’ve made /hoc/

>*chases the lobsters out of the trees with a broom*

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ready to watch the D-B0$$, lads

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That really sounds like a personal problem.

YES
Seattle is the Bizarro World of /base/
ask Griffey Jr, he'll tell ya

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suck my 10 foot sunbelt cock

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Great I have Saturday off
Holy shit 10 (you)s and only 1 do it... I was expecting much worse if I'm honest. /hoc/ really is a place for frens

hockey soon

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Getting comfy bros

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shall be rooting for the hasb lads
and the blackhawks

Bonne chance against the Teds tonight, mon ami.

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>hasb
shall
>hwaks
shant

/hoc/ has been shit since dykepuck posters arrived.

The Habs will win.

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nervous lads

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rph dypepuck poster is based

youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
>itt: fiskers don't make noise when they start up

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Habs finna get Tedded

Just gotta find something that makes you happy and get rid of stuff that doesnt. A new hobby perhaps

Would love a habs post season

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DUCHENE CUUUURRRRSE

Big night tonight, lads.

business idea: hockey but on a sheet of ice large enough that its regulation sized rinks but on icebergs floating in the middle of the ocean

Vous can do it, mon ami.

Ca, mais l'opposé.

kek

based positive thoughts posters

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BUCK 'EM DOWN

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Don't you wave your fancy frogspeak at me, mon petit ami.

tackling the sunbelt players to their icy deaths

based black moon poster

Fuck Ohio...

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D'accord, fren. Désolé.
I expect to see the Habs in the playoffs right there with >us.

which game we watchin?

Do I watch the craps caine's or Montreal whoever game?

been secretly rooting for the habs all year desu

As it is posted...
fuck 'em...

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canes vs caps and habs vs teds

For me its the Remix than the Enta da Stage version

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

Even though >my team is playing tonight, shall uncharacteristically shill for someone else.

Habs / Teds is the game tonight. No question.

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this. one game on one monitor. the second on the other.

habs v. teds has Epic proportions build right inside of it
could be the Memey Ending of the Season we've all been waiting for..

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>cheering for dirty frenchmen
don't like this lads but fuck ted

Shaw scar'd

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
BASED KULAK ELITE SNIPER

OUI OUI

for me, its Who Got Da Props or I Got Cha Opin remix

>le teds

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YOU CAN'T STOP WHATS ALREADY BEGUN

ffs I'm just gonna turn this shit show off now...

>jackets

>TEDS

>craps

ted post your cock

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>HO1TBY

>second highest cable package tier
>zero nhl games
>three different channels with the raptors game
>ohjl game
>march madness game
i thought canada was the home of hockey? why do they force me to resort to piracy?

I'll probably sound like the fun police but this general has fucking killed copypastas. Every innocuously silly hot take in paragraph form has some fucking jabroni responding with "new copypasta?!", or immediately running to submit a new post to make a variation on it for every team. It's funny every once in a while but we need to pump the brakes a little.

inb4 "new copypasta" replies

>home of hockey
>haven’t won a cup since 1993

ok retard

armia is so based

I didn't sleep at all last night I'm so tired

take a few bong hits bro

Panarin tried to out-Danault the Habs, but he got denied by Danault's line

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I'll probably sound like a homer but this general has fucking killed it copypastas. Every retarded seething posters asspain in paragraph form has some extremely based poster responding with great content, or immediately running to submit a new post to make a creative variation on it for every team. Its great to see some creative juices flowing in this general and I say we keep it going.

please reply with great pastas!

since when could connolly do that

t. drone in the crowd at the tedcube

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada and will win the Stanley Cup final this year. GO LEAFS GO!

It's more my financial situation than anything. Also recently gave up fapping to porn.

Naw man. You gotta buttchug some cocaine.

Fuck em, if the pirated product is better quality they deserve it

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Haven't smoked in 5 months. Waiting for retail stores to open, so I don't have to order online and use a credit card

>this year

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Toronto isn't even the capital of Canada LOL! It's a flyover city.

fuck is wrong with columbus

Aw yeah buddy we need way more Elias "Basically McJesus but better" Pettersson up in this thread, all that animal does is butters perfect passes, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is goals.

Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality rubbermaids bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the fucking ice if Elias has anything to say about it. Blistering Wristers or fat clappers, this fuckin guy can't be stopped.

If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Pettersson snipe from the top of the circle because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the end boards after that puck is loosed like lightning from the blade of God's own CCM. I'd just pick up the phone and call Elias Pettersson at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living at the back of the goddamn net. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Pettersson to rip any wristers at ISIS yet.

If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Elias Pettersson to live forever, and the third would be for Elias to plant one right on my cheek

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Finland is a fly over country.

>Korpiklaani to Nutelaara. Nutelaara drives it deep. Pass to Salamaki. Salamaki holds it at the line, back to Nutelaara, but Shaw steals it and now Paarjamanen steals it back

reminder that finland is a friend

#thefutureisfinland

Let not suffer a Finn to live

You must look West lad

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Gib your energy to the habs and canes! More to the canes than habs though. \o/

6-2

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' REF

Yikes, imagine being a Blue Jackets fan.

Can not wait until >myteam drafts the Finnish BULL kakko

Ayyyy. Domi is at 69 points now.

91735258
"no"

vic-tor-me-te
clap
clap
clapclapclap

>Habs playing wide open
>BJ's playing patient
>BASED carey price v BASED bob
Yeah, I know how this I gonna go. To overtime.

Big fan of this alliance.

>ted drones in charge of understanding offsides

They got thought-tricked into taking "locker room cancer" Matt Duchene (UFA, won't sign for the teds) thinking they could trade high with Panarin and Bobrovski. (both UFA and won't resign with Teds)

No heart.

HAND IN YOUR STICK AND HELMET FIRST THING TOMORROW BOBROVSKI. YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

Pass me drank I pou it up
I'm bout to double up my styfoam cup

Tomas....TaTaaaaaaar

The rules shall bend to their will.

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what song was that?

Is THE game tonight CBJ v MTL?

I thought Nash retired

wondering how ted is holding up

yes

I'll tell you what, man!.. You're sure as shit not gonna find the game of the night at the Sweet Sixteen
>no, not tonight, Frens

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No?

Unfortunately yes

Damn, that was fucking close. Play should've been called off ssoner though.

baste weber

honestly not mad about Bob and panarin leaving. They've been up front about it. I wish we'd never snagged Duchene. Wouldn't mind keeping Dzingel(?).

Duh.

Sens v. Kitties

That was something.

hBA Habs gonna score with 30 left when the pp is over

Can't wait for Ted elimination day lads.

CHADmia

What a PK, holy hoot.

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Since I won the election I say NO MORE FINNS

t. new King of /hoc/

to reiterate: armia is fucking based

hello Yea Forumsecial frens

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Thank Christ

more like youre the king of cock

*blocks your path*

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As the new king of /hoc/ I declare that all Teds and >rags fans are hereby banned from discussion.

I hate to disappoint, but you'll be waiting a little longer

I wouldn't be mad at them either, they're well within their rights not to resign, but ai would be furious at the GM for not trying to get some players under contracts in a trade. Now you lose both a first line forward and a good tandem goaltender.

>not even dubs
You're the king of nothing

TED GOT DABBED ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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The decree was actually "more Finns."

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FINLAND SUCKS DICK
*stomp clap stompstompclap*

does he drink his coffee black?

I need your best local endorsements

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Pretty sure that's 100% mofo in there.

SEAN’S DAD
SEAN’S DAD
IS DEAD
*stomp stomp clap*

after some careful deliberation, i can safely say, for me, it's finland

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i cant figure out the timing to this user.

Duchene tries to do everyfuckingthing himself and it's generally thrown off any chemistry the team had.
>used to be "CBJ vs everybody"
>now: CBJ + these assholes that couldn't possibly suck total ass.
Nash & Duchene mostly. But these also the usual shitters in Jenner, Dubinsky...
Foligno and his """leadership""" he """earned""" because he didn't fuck up being a hospitable guy when Columbus had the all-star game isn't really showing through either.
AND I'm bretty sure Torts is out of ideas just as much as the team is sick of him.
idk /hoc/ this team is a clusterfuck. Props to kekalainen for trying tho

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This is it.
The quintessential /hoc/post that will define a generation.

>and your other stick

good evening frens. are we /habs/ tonight?

kek why did s*an get banned lads
go habs

Just watched my kids school musical it was bretty gud

toujours, mon ami
unless they're playing against >my team

I prefer the originals

It was The Emperor’s New Clothes

Only shit games on now and only shit games on later tonight

we have a match

go habs go
keep it up lads

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fuck

fucking frenchmen cant do anything right

Just watched my kids school swim meet. Nice. Go Knights!

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I had a fresh (you) to share with a SSKKAAAAAAAARRRRRRR poster but alas. there is time yet in this game

Hold me, bros =(

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Sharks

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Game's not over yet.
Go QTbec.

Fucking hate black pads
Just makes it easier for the shooter

>boone "vezina candidate" jenner

Just watched an elementary school swim meet. Nice. Let's go Wild!

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Just watched a preschool swimming lessons meet. Go Sharks!

Biggie Biggie Biggie, is this 1996?

Just watched my wifes' sons track meet, she couldnt attend because she is going out with her guy friend, Go avs!

1996 was a fantastic time
>riding bike to the vidya store
>magic cards

pizza or bbq lads

>ywn undress her, tie her to the bed and sing her baby shark do do do do for hours

FBI OPEN UP

Can’t beat genichiro ashina help

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This is the ATF, how may we help you?

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what kinda bbq we talkin here

just mash parry lmao.

>somebody mentions the wild
>nobody talking about “them”

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

Going to the fancy supermarket, then the co-op for some kombucha, then McDonalds
What do you guys want

Hotdogs and hamburgers :^D

2 mcdoubles and a coke, lad

Shamrock shake

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if you put ketchup on a hot dog/sausage consider yourself a failure as a man

>mash parry
>get killed because no posture

>Wasn't going to drink today
>Drink anyway
I think I might have a problem, guys.

so... not barbecue at all okay get a burger and >rings

bbq place that just opened up across the street. bretty goof tri tip and combo plates desu. no bueno

this may seem a little forward, but does anybody have a gif from the Accari/Meatball fight?

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McQuaid is flopping hard, just like the rest of his team

shaw pls

>somebody mentions food
>nobody even talking about the wild or “them”

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when does the stanley cup begin?

I mean I put everything I put on a burger on a hotdog so
>mustard
>mayo
>ketchup
>pickle
>onion
>tomatos

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>holt2y

Shaw will be going on a nice little vacation

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT

JEFF POUTINE PETRY!!
SUCK IT, TEDS

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
BASED JEFF

looks like the blue jackets will have to wait a little longer to get to the playoffs

>teds

If you hold block your posture damage goes down. Use charged R1s and that shadow slide skill to break his posture.

Imagine being a Teds fan

>mayo

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Bobo more like BlowBlow amirite?

>shawzy playing 4d chess
remarkable

>incels

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>this is elite goaltending

Sorry I forgot niggers like hockey now

the game isn’t even halfway over yet retards

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>nobody mentions the teds
>everyone talking about them anyways

holy fuck

If they are incels why are they together and out?

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canes are gonna jump the islels

>he doesn't know /hoc/ is Canadiens gamethreads

hey wheres that autistic poster who only posts pictures of food and a girl

>up to 4-player local action
Too bad I don't have any friends to play with...

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91736226
whos ted

????

why dont you have friends lars

For its it's the sunbelt. They have magic

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WE’RE TIED AT 2

All my friends live an 8 hour drive away, and none likes hockey

BASED TEDS
this would be an amazing playoff series too be honest

For me, it's the Laffs guaranteed first round exit.

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the Price is wrong lmfao

for me, its the storks oils game at 9:00pm EST

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t. incel

BASED bjorkstrand
Love than man. Sexually if possible.

No u
*dabs*

lmao
retarded frogs counting their shit eggs before they shit hatch

thank you

>everybody talking about the teds
>nobody mentions the wild or “them”

goddamn this habs streamer must have autism

canes are jerks

Shrug

6pm on the best coast

for me, its Yotsuba B for Yotsuba Bruins

also team peep

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Team mini was unironically the best team

>*makes you look downright foolish*

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what was at 6pm?

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Almost beheaded Domi but I’m glad it didn’t get called cause we’re better 5 on 5 anyways

Why would any team offer Matt Duchene a contract after the career he's had

6 o’clock

i use tomorrow

BREAD MAN
3-2
THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH

>yfw this year it'll be wall to wall ads but the real joke will be that Hiro won't take them down afterward

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>we're better 5 on 5

My Price when...

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HOLY SHIT RENAME IT TO TED’S CUP ALREADY AND GIVE IT TO MY JACKETS

I fuck your mother

Come on, Montreal...

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Koliss

>after the career he’s had
You mean a constant producer?

fuck

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Bread look like Pasta

Holy fuck the jackets are killing Montreal

WE COULD'VE SAVED HER

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CAM ON JACKETS

No I mean like being a team cancer and making every team worse while having so so numbers

thats ok, i have accepted that its all over anyway.

jykkets will miss by one point

SMOKES MEAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There’s no way there isn’t gonna be a fight soon

yeah me and you bitch where we meeting

vous êtes ben mieux de pas perdre mes esti d'roux

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Carolina won’t win another game this season

at the spike in 30 minutes

I'll be in your moms bedroom pussy

CAM ON CERNADIENS

cannae wait to get scored on by laine

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You wanna rumble?

always knew my dads a cuck

did teds pay off the refs or what

Why in my peanus weanus of course

I'd love to but I'd probably one punch you

this board is no longer for me if you’re all collectively wanting the frogs in and not the memey teds for all the torts playoff gags

youtube.com/watch?v=YZWnMzYvMgc

ted loading up to miss the playoffs is a better meme

Phoneposting from the bar lads

big, big losers

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I have never read a more disgusting post than this one right here.

Me too lets fucking fight you drink girl drinks faggot

Im drinking yuengling and whiskey and throwing darts

t. debo

>still 1 period left
>poo jackets fans already give a standing ovation
Come on now.
Habs did go into panic mode pretty quick though.

That was a hell of a period tho

ha ha that's what she said
:^)

>refs favoring ted over the habs
lol no. There's a shit call against Columbus incoming. Screenshot me, bitch.

Must be hard to throw darts with your purse and high heels you fucking pussy

Darts are for smoking not for throwing ya queer

ready for teds cock tbqhwy family

Watching college basketball lads

Keep it up fag
Doing both m8

Lets go you pussy

Not so bad right now I guess

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no that’s gay because teams will now be apprehensive to go all in now after that shit

March Madness? More like March Sadness, hi I'm seasonal affective disorder

T E A M C R E M E

Imagine actually, unironically smoking in the year of our lord 2019.

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YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!?

Teams just won't trade for Matt duchene

Come on caps don’t lose you fucking retards

kys faggot. apehoop is for niggers and cucks and you're obviously a cuck

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*takes off watch and rings*
You tell me

I pushed a little but my scrotum in my butt and farted.

pics?

>rings

Get a load a this faggot lads

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i quit four years ago and still miss it sometimes if i'm being completely honest with you

>mfw if we lose this one

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Shall be stealing this

Onions rings are literally the most Herero sexual thing you can wear

Same m8, I also quit masturbating to porn.

I don't want to have to embarrass you in front of all your friends lad.

That's very rude and hurtful
I have money on it so that's the only reason I care

team peep fucking faglord

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>not having a dart with the boys while getting shitfaced

Yeah they'll probably make fun of me for beating the shit out of a pussy like you

>money
>on amateur niggers and their white classmates

based swede is right

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What the heck is your deal?

and someone made this for some reason

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SUTOP
DUROP
SHUT 'EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP

baste

checking in

WHOA NO
THATS A RUFF RIDERS ROLE

You're in the wrong thread. Don't ever come back

>lazyman dies at the critical moment
feels bad man

I made half the memes you post. You're just being a little angry boy right now for whatever reason. Cool off.

might make a hockey post lads

i think i'm the only one who's requested wild animes so we only have a few cuz i'm too lazy/not good enough to photoshop

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you're walking a fine line user

Imagine paying a goalie $10,500,000 a year

don’t

Imagine paying a goalie $10,500,000 a year, and he allow 3 goal in 20 minutes

HEY
BJ's DJ guy
Play more sabbath

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SACRE BLEU

OHHH BETTER TED THAN RED

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>hobs

stupid fucking hasb

my wongs are having a great tank and i am enjoying the little sparks of greatness they have every now and then

god I wish that was me

>Pric4

Any one else only watch their team until playoffs start?

imagine the teds missing ploffs now

if you don't give me a (you), habs will score

I've never seen Skinner play as scrappy as he's been in this game also lol at the larkin goal

I only watch once the playoffs start

God damnit montreal

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That’s how am I with every sport so yes

based Teds

show me your cock ted

>pric5

Fuck tou

U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A

>91737191
But I want them to.

STRAND.COM

check this: digits and the teds go all the way to the ECF

>Pric5

Bjorkstrand did it again lol

>habs incharge of winning important games

I only watch game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals

BJORKED.COM

looks like the Cnadiens will have to wait a little longer to make the playoffs

also

>Cana-dix-ens

for those about to rock

10.5 million for THIS?!

Any good Wongs anime out there? I only have a few

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Torts with the based fist pump

basedstrand ending the frenchies' season
ted died for this

>mfw part of the Ted collective

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yeah gz jest

I would be very happy if Larkin and AA both got 30 goals on the season. Matt Duchene has only gotten thirty once and two franchises ruined their future for him.

Bases

91737260

please delete this post, thank you

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having teds in the ploffs is good for /hoc/

>jackets ruined their franchise for duchene
TOP KEK

91737134
weak bait

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true words

Reminder that price is a choker

>jerks being jerked around

10 million US dollars for THIS??????

purdont just blew a 25pt lead
what is the hokkie equivalent?

i literally have 5 teams that i will always watch if i dont have something to do no matter what bruins jests oils avs yotes in no particular order bruins are my prime thats why i have 4 teams to watch in the west bc less h2h and rivalry for the most part

>RE

reroll

>LO

>teds about to win
>canes about to lose
>incels about to lose
>canadiens looking like limp wristed fags, perfectly representing their country
Could this night be any more based?

Why are they pronouncing Dzingel, DeZingel?

It's pronounced Dzingel, like Dzingel bells, dzingel bells.

>laffs

get out sunbelter

surprised domi hasn't two hand slashed someone 's ankles yet

It’s pronounced grease is fucking gay

dizngel my nuts in ur moms face

>CANES

Nigger a newthread please

ted >autistic food/slag poster desu

KNUCKLEPUCKKKKKKKKKK

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here you go friendo
it's extremely low effort

Damn the habs really, really suck on the pp

>hobs power play

Non weeb edition

about 10 years ago the hasb were down 5-0 against the >rags, but came back and won 6-5

late retard thread

claiming that last post for the Boston Bruins

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>9:15 left
That was the best part lol