If Americans actually cared about manlet dive they would dominate it. Prove me wrong

If Americans actually cared about manlet dive they would dominate it. Prove me wrong.

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Impossible
The American way of thought is incompatible with soccer
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

Impossible
The American way of thought is incompatible with soccer
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

Impossible
The Americlap way of thought is incompatible with soccer
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

Impossible
The Amerilard way of thought is incompatible with soccer
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

Impossible
The Amerishat way of thought is incompatible with football
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in football

It's true. Even our 7 foot literal who's can run faster than Mbappe.

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Impossible
The Amerimutt way of thought is incompatible with football
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in football

Europoor cope
>Prove me wrong
nah, i dont care about divegrass

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Yes, we have 300+ million people and a shitload of money that we are more than willing to spend on sports

>the importance of draws and defending
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HOW CAN AN ENTIRE FANBASE BE THIS KEKED

ENJOY YOUR 0-0 ACTION PACKED DIVEGRASS SHIT HAHAHAHHAHA

Why are zoomers so fucking pathetic?

Ties are the pro equivalent of participation throphies in pro sports, no Wonder Why soft ass zoomer like them

>Impossible
>The American way of thought is incompatible with soccer
>Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

Impossible
The American way of thought is incompatible with soccer
Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer

>the importance of draws and defending
you mean the importance of parking the bus when it's mathematically convenient for you. we're not like that, we're never going to be like that, we go for the gusto. if there's nothing to be won, we ain't interested.

So, if China cared about any sport they'd dominate it?

Americans are just a mix of brits, mexicans and africans, who are bad at all team sports

we’re better than you at football and rugby.

>at football
we have 14 continental and 2 world cups, how about you? england has a larger population than argentina too, not only more money, plus you fucking invented the sport kek

im talking about currently.

we got eliminated by the world champions, you by the runner ups

I'm seeing a lot of attacks but no arguments, if soccer was at least top 3 here we would own the entire sport and naturalize any players that oppose us, it wouldnt be close

KEK
for how long?
5 minutes?
>SportVu found that cornerbacks and wide receivers, who tend to run the most, run about 1.25 miles per game

cope

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England is pretty much Nigeria's B team and we defeated their A team in the last WC

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don't be racist against your own kind

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Well, they don't run more because it's not required. But any way an average cornerback/safety is built like Cristiano Ronaldo but is a world-class athlete. For example Marquise Goodwin competed in the 2012 London Olympics for track and field and he is just a typical player in the NFL. If these BVLLS decided to play soccer from an early age it wouldn't even be close, we'd be favorites to win the World Cup ever time.

No one wants to admit it but the americans are right. If it was the number one sport there they'd destroy everyone

They'd just be Mexico 2.0

How? their blacks would dominate football like they dominate basketball now if it was played by them.

Before you say France (their best player was Griezmann, their coach was white), which country with a majority of black players has ever won anything -outside of Africa-? Either club or NT level

If your theory was correct then Colombia or Ecuador would have more titles than Argentina or Uruguay, but Argentina and Uruguay lead Copa America in most wins, and these 2 are the whitest countries in South America

True, Usain Bolt totally dominated football when he tried to
You don't understand that physicality is not even a requirement to be a good player and that's why you're shit

Lol, are you still mad about Waterloo faggot?

Well there's literally no reason why USA wouldn't have it's own token whiteys like Griezmann is there. Hell, they could have an all white team and they'd still probably smash everyone just because there's way more of them.

You do realise that Cristiano has olympic-tier speed, right?

>just because there's way more of them

Why aren't India good? Why isn't China good? Don't give me that muh first world country shit. If America sends Israel $38b a year for literally nothing then how much must they spend on things like football? More than enough to be relevant.
I hate you defeatist cucks.

He probably means Americans have blacks, unlike China or India

But blacks aren't better than whites or hispanics at football, they are just the same. Race is irrelevant in this sport, unlike boxing, basketball or american football where you need long arms

>Waterloo
>le european coalition that british fucks took as their own
They love to do that don't they, but that's beside the point
You're shit at football because you don't understand a speck of it and your cuckold black bull fetish makes it so you will never
and that's a good thing

You're botth worse than >us.
Sit down.

>only black people have long arms
>you need long arms in american football

you can leave the brain work to us

True

But our BASED ancestors were of the type that had no interest in such a semen slurping sport

>Unless they realize the importance of draws and defending, they can never dominate in soccer
Surely you can see the idiocy in your sentence.
Or do poles really believe the route to dominance is via draws and defending?

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1. Blacks are the only ones with long arms?
2. You need long arms to be good at football?
3. Blacks aren't better at football?
Because US blacks are way different from other blacks. Way way different
1. 1/3 of blacks died crossing the atlantic. the weak ones died out
2. Of those that survived 1/4 of them wouldn't be sold and would be drowned at ports. the weaks ones died out
3. then once they got to the plantation 1/4 of them would die in the first year.
4. then the strongest would be selected to breed. They'd selected them with the strongest, tallest fast, widest hips and shoulders and big assed ones. that's generally 1/10 to 1/4 who would be bred. Now imagine that shit for 300 years or 8 generations.

Over and over again, sorting out the weak and smart. Yes they would literally wipe out the smartest ones, if they saw a smart black slave they'd kill them instantly.

So what you end up with is a highly durable, wide framed and very quick moron who wants to breed with everything.

Welcome to African-American world

>unlike american football where you need long arms

lolwut?

>1. 1/3 of blacks died crossing the atlantic. the weak ones died out
>2. Of those that survived 1/4 of them wouldn't be sold and would be drowned at ports. the weaks ones died out
>drowned at ports???
>3. then once they got to the plantation 1/4 of them would die in the first year.
holy shit. source?

digitalhistory.uh.edu/disp_textbook.cfm?smtid=2&psid=446

Dude this is stuff you learn in elementary school

Now source the breeding part

Based Urgay