/mlb/ general - DEFENDING CHAMPS edition

For me, it's Goose Island.

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REDS GONNA MOTHERFUCKING RED

SNEKS

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>KEKLANDER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Based Rays going undefeated

>houspie

>mfw Votto walks

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@ESPN
The Baltimore Orioles have been mathematically eliminated from the postseason.

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>brorpor

OH NO NO NO NO NOT AGAIN

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Yikers ouchies!!!!!!!!!

Joey Gallie is up

SIGNED THROUGH 2022

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES

>not a golden sombrero
dissapointing

Hooper just struck out on a wild pitch

>who's-royals delayed
i guess even the league doesn't care

>boorce humper

gallie drew a walk ;)

KLUBER

WHO /1-0 GANG/

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How bad are the Orioles gonna be? Predict their final record.

>56%kees

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Verybad/10

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LADS

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>spicswing

>predict
That's not how things work here. Watch and learn.

Last 2 digits determines amount of Orioles wins.

Hader makin the cardinals seeth!

>31
Basement

holy fuck

>31-131

Worse than the 2003 Tigers.

>Nigger Hader starts the season off with a KKK
BASED

Uh oh too troo

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orilels fan detected

>”Eddie Rosario did his impersonation of a tortoise, down the first base line.”

BASED HAMMY

>Rangers not looking too bad defensively
Might be okay, but it’s just the first game

What did you guys get on your prostate exam?
I got a 76, going to take it again and see if I can do better

I'd put their infield up against the best in the league defensively, all 4 have to ability to be plus defenders

I got my prostate checked, and came on my doctor

Checked

Was she cute?

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l-lewd

Thom Brennaman proving to be the retard that he is on air right now. The commissioner of baseball is on air right now for this Reds/Pirates game

>"Commissioner, do you watch baseball?"
>"Commissioner, are you subscribed to any of the MLB packages?"

Anyone get fucked by the LG TV App today?

THAT CAIN CATCH WEW

SPRINGER DINGER

LORENZO CAIN HOLY SHIT

PLAY OF THE DAY

Absolutely based Cain

Nope.

>she

>Methinals

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Go Mariners! FIRST PLACE IN ALL OF MLB

[spoiler]for at least one more day[/spoiler]

Benefit of the doubt

SUBWAY SERIES IN OCTOBER

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>BLORPER

Mine said mlb.tv will no longer be supported on LG TVs in 2019 season. Are you using your firestick, because that's what I got to bypasss the problem.

FUCK YEAH REDS

Nah man, my phone. When I get home, I have Fox Sports Ohio.

i hope angels are not dog poop this year but im not getting my hopes up

>mfw cano walks it off game 7

This but unironically

Lets go stros

That Cain catch was ridiculous. Get fucked shit louis lol

and you connect it to wifi and stream it to your tv or something then?

Not worried. We will comeback

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Streaming to the tv at work. Samsung to Samsung.

son of a bitch i suck

streamable.com/xx7kt
>methinals

Anyone having issues with MLB tv?

>CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES >CUBES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

You’re fat

ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THE PHILLIES ANNOUNCERS

>jack off a player on live television like no one ever has before
>"You look at this guy now and... Literally the most beautiful thing you've ever seen"
>"well he's done all the right things, he's said all the right things, all there is now is just... Go deep right here and we'll sit back and listen to the noise"
>*strikes out at that exact moment*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Kipnis
>Anti-Gravity running treatment

Wat

>Votto outrunning a pickle

>cusb
feels good

>rags
our redemption arc starts this year guys, I can feel it

BRANTLEY DINGER

>tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good >tampon gay thought they were good

chase for 28 here

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BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN

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>As broadcast showing WAR along with standard slash lines

is it habbening bros?

KKKLUBER

*defends the Cy Young against all challengers*

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Reminder that the Mariners currently have the best record in the mlb.

Mariners are SHIT

>mariners are good for 2 days

Based

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Sure are a lot of salty redbird fans on opening day. Lighten up, baseball is back faggots.

Bryce Harper is currently the worst batter on his team

link 2 cain catch?

What race is this?

Ayyyy gooblagoooo

twitter.com/MLB/status/1111369738955952131

>bryce harper wins by doing nothing and swinging at everything

PERFECT GAME ALERT

WHITEY BTFO BY SUPERIOR BBC
As a femanon I can confirm white bois never want to have fun while black boys more outgoin

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ALTUVE

blake snell is regressing hard

WHOMST

>still taking astrosrants b8
hecking bakas

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>trout

Guy had a miracle year luckily he got paid

el monstruo de los jankees...

>all the bad guys are winning

Is cubbie fan here?

NOT A SINGLE HITTER HAS REACHED BASE YET FOR A TEAM IN THE VERY FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON

No hitter alert.
>Kluber
>6th inning

CUBBIE ARE WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck niggers

Kluber exposing Snells fraudulent CY win, pathetic

his face is like a mirror image shop

cubs fan here!!!!!

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>cusb celebrating a win over the >rags
but who really wins?

heck of a game so far for the Reds Castillo

guess you could say my marlins are fucking shit

oh wow i didn't know cubs fans existed you never see them anywhere

Berríos is looking like a beast today, too

>cubs fan here!!!!!
Well hello there lil' bear!!!!

>Trout and the bums again
Why the fuck did he resign with us again?

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hiya

a career ended to soon

Let's Go Cub-bie *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's go Dad-dies *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Cubbie Daddy broship

>no hitting the t___s in the 3rd inning is the equivalent of winning the world series for lifelong losedians "fans"

Berrios has that crazy wiffle ball curve, he’s really fun to watch when he’s on

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Its got that insane late break at 83 MPH. I haven’t seen that out of a RHP for a good long while.

>that feel when based ball is back

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The diamond backs suck dick lmao

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Why didn't my Cards go out and get Yelich instead of the free swingee Ozuna? The brewers have never won anything, they don't deserve him like us chosen fans do.

>turn on Indians cuz no hitter
>Kluber at 45 pitches through 5.1 innings
wait what the fuck

why does fiers and laureano suck all of a sudden?

Watching the Angels makes it feel insane that teams draft anyone but pitchers in the first like 5 rounds of the draft. They have 3 arguably top 10 players when healthy in Ohtani, Simmons, and probably wont even make the wildcard

No hitter over

so do the marlins

161-1

That’s because our front office is inept. We would rather sign Cahill and Harvey than Dalls Kechuel

What team has the most switch hitters in their lineup?

>Greinke
LOL

Javy Baez home run
Eat shit methinals

so who’s winning the CY this year bros

>blow gays
yikes

deGrom and Berrios

HADERADE

Based Bauer

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Indians?

youtu.be/qOBKPf9v-Ss

James Shields

Zimmerman

Probably not. I was asking because I honestly don’t know and was curious.

If the doyers don't win it this year they'll be the biggest chokers in sports history

They already are

DRod

>3 AB
>2 HR
>4 RBI
Say hello to your 2019 MVP

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*adjusts microphone*

HAAAAAAARRRRRPPPIIIEEEEEE ISSSSSS ATTTTT BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HARPIE HARPIE HARPIE HARPIE

Jordan fucking Zimmerman apparently

me

Not today, Tardinals. :^D

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>Barves

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>Detoilet Methigers

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>walking strikeout machine harper to face hoskins with the bases loaded

holy shit the braves are stupid

>reds bullpen
Well, pack it up boys, it's over

verlander

What the fuck was that barves?

>In play, no out

Fuck off tigs, this team is bad but we're not getting perfecto'd on opening day by Jordan Zimmerman

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Who scores fewer total runs this year Os or Jays?

This Jays lineup looks so SO bad

Even a hot Vlad cant save them

FUCK YES PAPA SLAM

40% OFF PIZZAS BOOOIIIIIII

division is a three horse race and the barfs are not part of it

Holy dimes

Kluber’s winless Opening Day record looks like it will stay intact. Twins bats are coming alive

For me it's the Houston Astros

Alex Wood

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Well, shit

YANDY

>Los Angeles de Los Angeles de Analheim

Looks like another long season's in store.

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It is now time to post TRUCKS, TRUCKS AND MORE TRUCKS while I wait for the Mariners game to start.

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No refunds :)

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top kek

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>Rangers pitching
Jesus fucking christ

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These are some cute trucks

Thanks. One of the best Christmas I ever received. Right behind Super Nintendo.

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game day!

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FUCK YEAH MARINERS BRO. I am disappointed that there is no pregame stuff like every year, because we're on ESPN. Even though Dave Sims is bad, the ESPN crew is legit trash.

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>Today (deGrom/Scherzer) was only the 2nd time in the modern era (since 1900) that opposing starting pitchers each had 10+ strikeouts in their teams’ season opener. Other time: in 1970 Dave McNally of the Indians (13 K) and Sam McDowell of the Orioles (11 K) did it.

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I miss EDDIE DIAZ and his HOT HEAT

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Damnit I forgot to take a pic of my opening day meal and already packed away the leftovers.

Peppersteak I slow cooked overnight mixed in with some rice. Goddamn was it good.

>pic was last year's opening day meal

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ya espn is garbage. ready for some fresh memes tho!

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PHILLIES WIN

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I'll miss posting this so much.
Delicious. My brother is on his way over. He has something for food he said. It's a surprise! I can't wait, because he's a good cook.

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Reds finna dab

what is your drink?

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Results so far:

Yankies!
Metsies!
Brewies!
Phillies!

>orange ducks
>walgreens
>methinals
>barves

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Phillies are winning da worlds eries

him and Cano are in a better place now user

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Just finished some chorizo and eggs tacos with hash browns and washed it down with a decent witbier

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boddington's pub ale in that pic, right now im drinking Helles lager from a local brew

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are the reds good again m8s

Imagine being a Aint Poois Cucknals fan

THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE 2019 POSTSEASON

sounds delicious, you did opening day proud.

Good Game, Mets. Stay mad.

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I disagree. You can have Cano, but it will kill me when I see Diaz go into the Hall of Fame. Damn soft rebuild!

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DAT FUCKING CANON in the marlins game

too bad we are getting killed

I'm thinking they're back

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that's a nice truck, mind if I save it?

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1st for cubbie winning the WS

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Save away. It took quite a while to get them all photographed and saved. Just for my /mlb/bros.

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twitter.com/FOXSportsSW/status/1110362959140683776?s=19

was it autism?

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don't mind if i do

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2nd for the Rangers being officially eliminated from the postseason

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>no runs in the bottom of the 8th against the fucking Twins
What an omen.

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A bit early but fuck it ASTROS WIN

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GG oakland lite

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its weird to see douchebag marlins man actually at a marlins game paying fucking attention instead of being an attention whore

Might as well count the Anglels out as well lel.

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Arizona firesale happening before the end of May

What do they have to sell

>Kang

Greinke?

DADS!

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>7 Dodger dingers against dbags
LMAO

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Any good starting pitchers for a third baseman on the decline with a bloated contract named Kyle Seager?

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dodgers have hit SEVEN home runs today against the dbacks

lmao

>Doyers hit 7 HR's on opening day
>Still will find a way to choke in the playoffs
cursed

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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come to me when they win anything

A past-prime Adam Jones?

MAKE THAT 8

WHAT A MASSACRE

Reminder the dodgers will probably lose the world series again to any team in the AL that makes it to the Series

8 home runs lol
opening day record

Jalen Beeks > Blake Snell

*eight

They will get a good package for Ray and or Bradley, someone will take Greinke with salary retained, if Lamb is decent they can sell him off too.

>dbags

HOLY SHIT LOL fucking F to pay respects

To do what? Move to Portland? Sell players to someone other than New York?

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>dbags

You mean future Phillie Robbie Ray?

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>His team doesn't have the Opening Day record for home runs.

my team has a ring in the past 30 years :)

>his team has won multiple rings in his lifetime

My team has a ring against this team

>his team doesn't have based schwarby and bryzzo

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Great post. Flyovers seething.

ASTRO WIN

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>diamondbacks still have another inning to give up more runs

>his team isnt going to set a record for least offensive runs scored in the post dead ball era

Is your team the losedians?

The Indians will get more production from Ramirez and Lindor alone than the Jays will get from the entire 25 man roster

I'm not gay

WHERE'S

You can only reply to this post if your team won today

What a Special opening day.

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How do I deal with the pain bros?

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>Sneks

Takeaways from the Phillies game

>I actually dont feel great about this bullpen except for Neshek and probably Seranthony. Hopefully they're not in too many close games.
>Not worried at all about any one player in this lineup. I refuse to believe that there will be a ton of days where the entire starting lineup goes ice cold.
>Rhys will probably be in the MVP race this year.

WALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR HOMERUN

Bow to your 2019 AL Cy Young

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The Indians have never won the World Series when they lost the first game of the season. Might as well give up now.

lol shut up retard

Yoan Moncada lol

Are the indians the only team in cleveland that isnt seen as a joke historically?

posting for ten minutes in the future

just one game away from watching the astros make /mlb/ seethe!

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Red Sox M's

this, lol

Same

Press F.

theathletic.com/891849/2019/03/28/on-the-temple-on-her-last-first-day/

twitter.com/foxsportssw/status/1111055301917184000?s=21

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They're the only one of our teams that has had 2 hollywood movies made about them so......

Historically speaking...
>Cavs were good in the late 80s/early90s and when we had LeBron
>Browns weren't a joke until they came back in 99
>Indians have been the most consistently decent team in the city for the past 25ish years

Thanks for tatis Sox bros

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>resd

this post aged poorly

>whos

come on browns did losing in depressing fashion in the 80s with the fumble, the drive

only teams that have scored 0 runs this season may post in this thread

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>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PITCHING FOR THE ROCKIES

muncy will win the WS

ncaa is about to start get in here

God I wish this was me

mfw the cubbie wins the WS

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Dont you guys actually have game threads for you guys to shit post in

Do people get paid to shill for the MLB? I cannot fathom how anyone could care about opening day, especially when the league is completely dead and has been dead for over a decade

my dream girl. i have no doubt we should easily it all the breakfast sausage an IHOP or Cracker barrel have in their inventory. It would be the best date ever.

>woman commentator

a bitch belongs in the kitchen tbhlads

what eating that overcooked breakfast or a girl

>8 HR Opening Day record
WE LOVE IT

What a pleasant opening day

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Kill yourself

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Based foodie setting femcels into an absolute quake

Paddack

listen up kid, when I was 9 year old my dads took me and my mom bf to my 1st opening season game and it was magical

>marlins have 3 home runs still down 3 runs

Based, welcome back lad

>his team is 0-1

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Yonder Alonso lol

Pepop took me to see Biggio at the Astrodome

this is cwazyy :DDDDDDDDDDD

FUCK YEA REDS

EAT SHIT POOPRATS

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Back at ya, hopefully it ends better this year.

Why does Arizona exist?

Better than the guy who's being investigated for his charity scam.

Imagine being this unamerican. Go back to jigaboojam fucking nigger

>91734923
>Nazis projecting with this image,

Pirates better be scared as fuck. Bottom dog no longer!

holy fuck this dude is so goddamn ugly. he also looks like he’s 35

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*deep breath in*

JUST. DINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

N*zioids please vacate back to R*ddit

Give me the Padres truck you maniac!

n*azi you can leave now :D

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based

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there's no such thing as a nazi frog

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>the absolute state of the gnats outfield

>what is Vichy France
retard

get in here dodgerchads

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I posted it here

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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losing in a few afc title games doesn't make you a joke though, it makes you one of the best teams in the league

moncada is officially a bust

>dads

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You can only reply this image if your team scored double digit runs today.

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not even 24 hours into the season and the red sox confirmed for most autistic fans on this board

Tell me about it
>double digits
>double 8s
>turn 8s sideways
>double Ds

>Yea Forums face when dac Ubs win

Doyers reporting in

losedians

chadres ;)

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what a beautiful park probably the most beautiful

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>tfw zero run loss

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cubbies own ya

Cubs piss me off

just another win for the astros oh yes we did

lol based

Yikers

Cubbies with the pwnage

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cubbie with the severe destruction

>carlols retardón

oh no no no no

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Houspie sighted!

scared...hungry...tired...oh so tired...but i got to prioritize getting water... if only those damn shadow trains weren't blocking the pathway to the water... oh no... there's a shadow train patrolling this hallway...better hide...I don't think I hear it anymore... I think now's the chance to make my beak for it...oh no... oh no!!! the choo-choo's are getting closer... I don't think I'm gonna mak--

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Choo chooooo

CENTRAL BROSHIP IS 10-4 TODAY YESSSS GO CENTRAL BROS

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Centralbros takeover!

please remove the Mariners form your autism chart
thanks

the only losses come from within the broship too!! #undefeated

M's and White Sox are a fixture in any and all /mlb/roships.

White sox fans will never root for the cubs sorry

ACOUSTIC AS FUCK

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houspie spotted!

I spy with my little eye a houspie!

t. autistro

The Brewies are the key to everything. They are the center of the central broship

what?

the guy that posts the ALL ABOARD edition threads that everyone hates

touche you little sock!

t. houspie

houspie is in the house!

yes seethe! you seethe! at the houston astros!

You don't have to false flag as houspie, cubbie kun. You can be yourself

houspie has been spotted!

all posted by me

Let's Go Schwab-ie *clap clap, clap clap clap*
Let's Go Harp-ie *clap clap, clap clap clap*

also posted by me

here we go schwarbie here we go *clap clap clap*

NO way in hell that guy is 22. Some Syrian refugee bullshit going on there.

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ woohoo!

honestly the best team in baseball are the mets

Yoan Moncada lol

This.

Robbie Cano don'tcha know?

on Opening Day this is pretty much indisputable

Sike it's the Houston Astros HAHA

Today was a great day because the Brewers and the Cubbies both won

Wrong it's the Philthies with No Hit Harper

this cubbie fan is getting on my nerves

>HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT ROBBIE CANO

Bustloy Jimenez lol

False flagging faggot kill yourself already no one falls for it.

>Poop Parper
LOL

Royals are dabbing on the whos right now

calling it Astros-Cubs, Astros in 5

Sad day for /mlb/, lads: Anthony Recker has retired. What do you think he should do now?

im not a false flag but sorry i can be better im trying to work on my character flaws.

I call BS

>chris sale
>21 ERA

My city is getting kinda exposed here ngl

Remove the Cubs

>defending world champs the RED KEKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Justus sheffield a meme

>I call BS
Why?

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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Nice win central bro!

Pacific coast senpai.

I just dont really post in the off season.

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Look at this and tell me there is a God.

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He's back

Good, cards are niggers

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was the Red Sox ws win last year a fluke?

of course

SNEED

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>red sux

it was the dodgers offense choking as always more so than the red sox winning

formerly Cy Chuck

First place!

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>chris sale
OHNONONONONO

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so nobody's gonna talk about bruce hupper's piss poor debut or....?

>philly niggers think giving an overrated Harper a bloated contract will make them successful
Enjoy consistent 3rd place finishes with no cap flexibility you big fag.

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I hope you all know about Robbie Cano.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA COCKS GETTING BTFO SOOOOOO SWEET

ah yes....the royals bullpen

nice extension

>drop player A because DL isn't registered yet and need a fill-in
>2 homers
>considered player B, decided to get player C
>player B 2 homers
>player C 0 for 4 3 strikeouts
ah, it's one of those fantasy seasons huh

>yankees win
>astros win
>twins win
>red cucks lose
>losedians
>a's win
good day desu

ROYALS MELTDOWN OH NOOOOOOOO HAHHAHAHA

ELOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It was pretty much 10% red sox, 50% roberts, 40% grandal
So much pitcher overmanagement and sooooooo fucking many catcher mistakes

I knew the roylels bullpen was horrid but I didn't know it could blow a 5 run lead to the who shits

This post didn't age well

cmon someone please help me is tim beckham worth picking up or not

Bears trade RB Jordan Howard to Eagles

why would you use trips to lie? They didn't blow anything.

Another year of Manfred going totally overboard with the ball juicing
Joy.

Nah he's just a mediocre player off to a hot start for a below average team. Wouldn't read much into it

do it buddy

cubbie fan posting his burrs stuff in the wrong thread

More like RED SUCKS LOL thanks based mariners

It won't. LAD window closes this season. Even if they win the NL again, any AL division winner will beat the dodgers.

>ROYLELS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH GOD ITS HAPPENING OH NO NO NO

They didn't even lose yet you stupid faggot

soxies makin ya seeth?

soxies more like suckies LOLOLOLOL

LOL WHOS LOSE

GET FUCKED FAGGOT

>only arcade league games on

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sigh.................................................................................gah.....................

>whos

Jokes on you the royals still suck LOLOLOL

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>the bosox are on pace to go 0-162
ugh!

We still run this city

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gackt

gah
blargl

Imagine getting memed on by Tim beckham

THE WHOS SUCK MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fuck off

Hey Rangers, Orioles, Jays bros, can we join you in the season already being over club?

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Why does the AL central exist? honestly such a pathetic division should be purged if only not for the free wins

sigh........................................................

SIGHHHH

Stay mad

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you forgot the nats and dbacks bros too

New thread prepared before the drama.

who here /1stplace/?

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Winners don't use wojacks

#blessed image brother

Gackt is a great singer, what is your favorite song?

just got home

>sale
>soxies

I bet the White Sox are glad they traded him away for all those busts now.

Based

I honestly will run the "can I name all the AL Central teams in my head?" game and after about 40 minutes will finally get them all
Then I'll play it again 20 minutes later and it takes me another 40 minutes

says more about your short term memory than it does about the irrelevancy of the division

I blame the Reds for being so shitty and uninteresting that they feel like they belong in the AL

t. South Side nigger

How many runs did your team score today?
Stay jelly

Before houspie splits us

what is that?

general here: