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>sneks
Adam Jones(R) RF
Eduardo Escobar(B) 3B
Wilmer Flores(R) 2B
David Peralta(L) LF
Christian Walker(R) 1B
Ketel Marte(B) CF
Nick Ahmed(R) SS
John Ryan Murphy(R) C
Zack Greinke(R) P
>doyers
Joc Pederson(L) LF
Corey Seager(L) SS
Justin Turner(R) 3B
Max Muncy(L) 1B
A.J. Pollock(R) CF
Cody Bellinger(L) RF
Enrique Hernandez(R) 2B
Austin Barnes(R) C
Hyun-Jin Ryu(L) P
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BROS
For me, its killing myself when the dodgers don't win the world series again this year
Wonder how much meme artwork >espn will have this season.
Feels good to be back, been waiting for this day since John Stevens got sacked.
Go Doyers
>No Kershaw
>Shit offseason
>Based Hill on the DL
Not feeling too well about this season already
hello lads, the wait is finally over
GO SNEKS
Based british sneks fan
ready to lose a third world series dodgers?
BIG PLANE FLYOVER
F
>no beer
>no food
lads i think i fucked this opening day
>hot wings
>culy fries
>beer
who else /comfy/ here?
F U C K L A
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FIRST PITCH
HERE WE GO
>tfw no tybp
Any streams for the dodger game?
Finally good to be back. Fuck /mlb/
>first pitch strike
>3-1 drama
>swinging hadouken strike
HOW DOES HE DO IT
hadouKen
try bilasport
I wanna fuck Mary Hart.
>tfw no more goldi and pollock to terrorize us
I'll miss using this meme
Anything’ll other sites?
Ryu looking good brehs
SNEK HISSS HISSS
>goldy is a cardinal
He'll still find a way just because he's in Saint Louis, still better than him being in the division
also hadouKKen
d-back lost descalso, goldi, pollock, corbin. how you sneks deal with this?
hadouKKKen
based 3 strikeout first inning
THE RYU DYNASTY HAS BEGUN
we back
Lead off double!
This is Joc's year.
Screencap this post.
baka peralta
seager looks frail as fuck
>1st inning of 1st game of season
>LOB RISP time
twitter.com
>"I don't think they did this on purpose but the Dodger starting position players being 7/8 white is a bit unfortunate"
lmaoing at all the non-white dodger fans in the replies basically saying "shut the fuck up"
GRONKE SHOOK
greinke shook
>careless whisper
Based Dieter
what the fuck is wrong with Grienke?
Going from Frank McCourt to Guggenheim Partners was like going from Stalin to Mao
I want to watch this on my tv
He’s autistic.
he a hasbeen
What a fag
old
stop being poor and get spectrum
WHAT THE HELL IS GREINKE DOING LMAO
HE HATES THIS CATCHER
kek greinke
he's a genius
so, this is the power of $160 million dollar pitcher
at least in the McCourt era you were able to catch games on kcal or ktla. Fuck this Guggenheim spectrum shit
Nice sacrifice
dodgers for sure have the faggiest fanbloggers/fansites. Dodgersdigest is the worst site
>lets get underqualified players based on race and not skills just to make the team "diverse".
liberal logic
Once a doyer, always a doyer
absolute kino when pollock btfo's his former team tbhlads
>the Dodgers are generally known for diversity
what a nice way to put it
we will never get based kcal dodger games again..
1-0 doyers yay
They're showing 10 games on KTLA this year
>10 games
>that ratio
well deserved for that god awful take
im about to buy grainke on the show lads, don't try and stop me
They ever make a deal with directv?
time for bellinger to freeze up confused and strike out on 3 pitches
>beware of arizona they said
>new NL West competitor they said
yep, but you have to buy the sports package to view it.
I just hope there's less fucking Facebook games this year
Still bitter about a slide for home decision going against us, because it turns out the Facebook games don't use as many cameras, so they didn't have enough angles to absolutely prove he made it home.
Grienke is trash
Oh that’s gay.
>30 pitches
yikes
>30 pitches
good job making him work
well he is 35 what do you expect
Reminder that they blew it up this off-season.
does machimpo deserve cheers or boos when he comes to doyers stadium lads, im still deciding
Why is this man so based?
dat recovery tho
i feel like he didn't really give it his all when he was a dodger idk. they'll probably boo and cheer together. not even close to a figo or sol campbell situation
Neither. He was just a rental not deserving of cheers and no one really expected him to sign in the offseason to warrant boos.
>Why is this man so based?
Because he gets his energy from based burger
how many old ladies will die this season from foul balls. I'm going with 2
>disappointing inning where the bitcher has to bat
time to go take a shit LADs
if i saw him in the streets with regular clothes i will 100% not recognize him
Barnes got a hit on his first at-bat this season!!!
A man of the people
ryu just swing plz
WE'RE BACK BOYS
BTFO
JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC
JOC'D
J O C P O P
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BIG COCK JOC
BASED JOC
another new dodger year
RIP Mongoliabro
DOGGERS
How many more years on Grienkes shit contract?
he is owed $100 million more dollars
2022 lel
you will never experience joc hitting a homer off you from the pitchers mound. why live
wow
It hurts lad
what am i looking at and why should i care
hadouKKKKen
It’s good to be back doyer bros
Same lad
how do you order your in n out lads?
For me, its
>4x2
>plain
>whole grilled onions
>pickles
>peppers
>sauce on the side
I don’t eat fast food
double double combo with everything
>+onions
>sometimes animal style depending on mood
Turner's wife is such a qt3.14
>tfw we're supposed to get a new in-n-out in april
excited desu
>tfw never had any
A city near me got a new american food place recently though, I think it's called fat burger
My condolences, fat burger sucks.
Yeah I haven't been to try it. We got some other american burger place a couple years ago but I never went their either, since they overprice it like crazy.
hadouKKKKKKen
>tfw no in-n-out
KIKE MAH BOY
TYBBM
HOMERUN DERBY
>gronke
>Alex
BARNES
BACK TO BACK
BACK TO BACK
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Get that old geezer off the mound lmao
Oh fuck yes lads keep going
Yeah I’m thinking they’re back.
Barnes's redemption arc begins today
>austin barnes hitting a bomb off you
Grienke, and this is just a theory, might not be an elite pitcher anymore
>SNLA predicting a Ryu homerun this year
DUDE WEED
>Arizona is a suburb of LA
Change my mind
>Glendale
CAN'T BELEAGUER THE SEAGER
Wow
Why is Greinke STILL pitching
lmao just bench him, he's getting absolutely shelled
WELCOME BACK COREY SEAGER
>Greinke getting booed off the mound
kek
lel
>city of autism
Not a opening day you'd want to have
ruthless LA crowd
i almost feel bad for gronke
CAN THEY GIVE UP ANY MORE HR'S SERIOUSLY ITS GODDAMN BP OUT THERE LETS RENAME THE TEAM TO THE ARIZONA ASSHOLES
greinke? more like sucks ass
got em bro
Heh, nice
RYU!!!!!!!!!!!
Does Ryu go 8?
woo, on the board
Welp there goes the shutout
fatburger is better than any standard fast food place like mcds, try it brit bro
F
>player gets out of Baltipoor
>immediately becomes good
Never change Oreos
>fatburger is better than any standard fast food place
That's not saying much. Fatburger is average at best.
>kek medicine of usc
D O Y E R S
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S
My dad went there for his kidney cancer.
They keked the shit out of that tumor.
He's back at it
Jesus christ Joc
DESTROYED
BAT DROP JOC POP
>Arizona
Imagine willingly living in Arizona
>And they wanted to trade him to the white sox
>JOCED.com
I volunteered there when I was in high school. Was cool and I got free sushi.
>yimi
MUNCED
ITS AL READY DEAD, and all that.
>all these dingers
we eatin this year boys
M U N C E D
M A X P O WE R
i was there in january for something, fucked this lady raw and later found out she had been a bukkake porn actress who sleeps with all the other guys in the music scene
got to eat some good mexican food though
what's happening
outfielders just have to stand there and watch
>all these homers
for fucks sake save some for the rest of the season
>dbags
GG lads
STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
Damn, this game is good.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
THE FUCK
IS
GOING ON???
Based kike
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>12-2
poor sneks reliever
>11 hits
>8 of them homers
What the actual fuck lads
BOOM BOOM NOW LEMME HEAR YA SAY HEY OH
Can’t wait to watch the mariners get murdered on live TV.
at least snakes management was brave enough to know their team blows and they should blow it up
gonna be a good season with the free wins til they're competitive though, easy division
going to buy some chick fil a to BTFO fags and lefties after the game lads
based
xD
got em bro
LOOK AT THAT BUM OVER THERE HE'S DOWN ON HIS KNEES
A NEW RECORD
Isn't that all there is in LA though?
Absolutely fuckin based
cringe
Skinnyburger formerly Fatburger is great you plebs
Based, gonna do the same
Nope, but that's our rep
I didn't shittalk fatburger dude, it's great. That user probably enjoys five memes
First double play of the year
Anyone have dbacks pepes/wojacks killing themselves, new phone
Unit
Going to go to my local co-op to get a fair trade organic IPA to BTFO heteronormatives and Nazis after the game lads
xD
>2019
>still using frog/wojack
based
>sneks
>being over the age of 12
>watching anime
got em bro
Shan’t be seeing any of these Disney classic remakes.
Better than frog posters to be quite frank with you.
Dumb yikes poster
Pepe is a meme of peace
We were in first place only till we hit that like last month and a half where we had all the big boi teams to play against
It's the other way around this season I think, we're starting against dodgers, red sox, yankees etc and then the final month will be smaller teams
c(you)cked and bluepilled
>dodgers red sox and yankees
jesus that's tough lad, my grandparents have partial season tickets to sneks games and they cancelled the redsox tickets because they hate red sox fans so much
Puig is hitless today btw
F
Frankly I’ve been saying he should be traded for years.
absolutely SHIT pitching from Brock "DFA in July" Stewart tbhlads
it's better to have it at the start of the season I think, having at the end last year sucked because we just had to watch our lead slowly slip away, not really great for morale
This is why he was added last to the bullpen roster and thrown in a blowout game
Finally an out
see you all year guys
First win of the year!
gg sneks
cya lads tomorrow
WE LOVE IT
Reminder that he started a game by walking four in a row.
victory poast
we love it