First pitch 3:05 EST
Julio Teheran vs Aaron Nola
Braves @ Phillies Game Thread
Jace Smith
Ethan Allen
First for Harpie
Samuel Campbell
Happy Opening Day!
I finally get to use this pic again.
Andrew James
phillies
Jeremiah Flores
Aiden Rivera
oops
Chase Miller
no pre-game thing?
Anthony Peterson
they're doing announcements and shit
Brody Kelly
Based
Can’t wait
Gonna watch at work and hope my boss doesn’t notice
Brody Sanders
Obligatory
Isaiah Moore
>tfw this used to be one of the biggest rivalries on Yea Forums.
Camden Stewart
Connor Hughes
Why didn't they show the guy singing the national anthem?
Gabriel King
they did on my feed. Harry Kalas's son
Jayden Butler
Jayden Rivera
You now remember that 14 years the Braves were the most fradulent """""Dynasty""""" in sports history
Brayden Anderson
Haha! Time for Braves!
Joshua Hall
post dead memes
Lincoln Powell
I guess 5 years in the tank really takes the wind out of your sails
Aaron Turner
Alright, time to see if the Phillies will live up to the offseason hype.
Probably not. Harper will get a golden sombrero today.
Ryan Bailey
Sad thing is, that can describe both teams.
Bentley Cook
I like Galvis. Also he should've won the gold glove in 2017.
Landon Torres
Watch out for the puke
Ryder Wood
Brandon Kelly
First batter of the season can predict how the year will be
>braves strike out
Cooper Rivera
Xavier Lopez
nola
Christopher James
On Fox Sports South they told us who was singing but then never showed him. Just an aerial shot of the stadium.
James Flores
god Julio sucks and shouldn't even be on this team anymore
Isaac Brooks
Hopefully this year changes things
Jackson Foster
Daniel Nguyen
thank god he is fuckin dead.
Bentley Hall
>the ghost of Orson no longer haunts Philadelphia
Feels good.
Henry Taylor
Iggles won an owl ya mook
Luke Russell
CUTCHHHHHHH
Justin Ortiz
that's the joke, we're posting dead memes
Nathan Russell
>replies to "post old dead memes"
Elijah Gomez
WELCOME TO PHILLY MCCUTCHEN
Elijah Turner
CUTCH
L
U
T
C
H
Aiden Scott
Memes never.die
Xavier King
BTFO
Ayden Fisher
POWER
Brandon Ward
let's fuckin go!
Jace Thompson
Harper's first AB coming up
>inb4strikeout
Wyatt Smith
i'm thinking walk
Joshua Wright
Gabriel Scott
HARPER IS DONE
PHILLY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE
Jayden Garcia
Love seeing the patience from Acuna.
Isaiah Walker
This at bat is taking for fucking ever
Bentley Fisher
Kayden Roberts
And..... the hype has worn off
Only 181 games left
Logan Roberts
Fuck yeah! Tie game.
Bentley Gonzalez
With all the PC bullshit with not even able to use HIM/HER MR/MRS
Shows that only money matters that the Braves can be openly racist and not be forced to change
Easton Sullivan
Acuña styling all over the lillies
Logan Jones
>181
Dominic Baker
I'm sorry, but did the Phillies already lose?
Aiden King
>Philly fans booing McCann.
That takes me back.
Hudson Young
HELLO, PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA
Lucas Foster
>Openly racist
Come on, it isn't like we had an actual Native American mascot, made him live in a teepee, and had him do a stereotypical dance as a home run celebration or anyt-
James Ross
based af tbqh
Dylan Roberts
Nola crumbling
Thomas Gonzalez
Walk walk walk
Adam Edwards
>Nola 3 walks already
Daniel Long
>Aaron Nola
>Ace
Henry Rogers
Jack Murphy
Who else /watchingatwork/ here?
Carter Edwards
I was planning on killing myself after I get my MRI results anyway
Nicholas Anderson
fuck off barvesfags
what's wrong fren?
Charles Sanchez
based questlove
Josiah Smith
Frenchy is terrible.
Oliver Hughes
Joseph Reyes
The Thumb already burning philly
James Baker
Never forget.
Wyatt Morgan
Based thumb man
Jeremiah Hall
delet this
Samuel Stewart
would you rather still be listening to Joe bitching about players not respecting the game?
Christian Price
>Teheran not pitching terribly
Robert Miller
phillies are pretty cool
do the braves even have a world series win?
who cares about them lmao
Christopher Lopez
epic
Jordan Wright
It has been a while.
Lincoln Taylor
>throw to first
>throw to first
>throw to first
>throw to first
>finally pitch
>he steals second anyway
Xavier Campbell
shitposting about sports you don't watch is fun, you should try it sometime
Eli Perez
nigga you are 15 minutes late
Carson Gomez
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Sebastian Phillips
aww yeah
John White
>I was pretending to be retarded guys
Adrian Gomez
What kind of retarded stream are you watching it from?
Gavin Bennett
donaldson mad lol
Cooper Peterson
don't be mad you root for an irrelevant team from an irrelevant sport
and live in atlanta
Henry Flores
Saved.
Jose Sanchez
OWG was the last vestige of old Yea Forums. Nowadays he'd be range blocked in under 4 posts
Evan Morris
Nola getting bailed out by the ump
Sebastian Clark
I can’t tell if you’re pretending to be retarded anymore
Alexander Watson
barves lol
David Wood
He'll be back one day. When he escapes his pyrite prison.
Asher Barnes
is this teheran's last year
Gavin Garcia
Nola getting yanked soon with this pitch count
Jackson Moore
OWG has the deepest lore.
Levi Hall
He wore out his arm throwing to first.
Nicholas Green
S
Carson Reyes
what we dippin boys
for me its cope mint
Kayden Watson
God, I had forgotten about this one. OWG was the best.
Sebastian Reed
RIP in peace OWG
Jose Jackson
How old is this nigga McCann?
Landon Adams
>I was pretending to be retarded guys
Ayden Torres
Old enough
Parker Collins
teheran good
barves look good
cbs niggas can suck my dick
Luke Gray
based
Samuel James
Skoal straight long cut
Tyler Mitchell
Camden Robinson
look out
Phils folder is open now
Jose Lewis
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE ALL-SOUTH HIGHWAY SAFETY TEAM
BUCKLE UP AND ARRIVE....SAFE!
Jaxon Sullivan
Jackson Price
Raising Canes > Zaxbys
Kevin Moore
got so many I've made over the years, I think I might have austimo guys
Bentley Edwards
here we go again
Dylan Gomez
Ryder Gutierrez
he'll be missed
Zachary Sullivan
Albies gonna Albie
Nathan Campbell
Looks like a virtual boy game
Michael Fisher
my orson folder is yuge
Logan Bell
To party?
Nicholas Sullivan
en.m.wikipedia.org
Don't be a nigger
Caleb Reed
id bang her
Juan Stewart
You’re an organ donor
David Ward
Dylan Scott
Hudson James
>organ donor
Oh yea
Bentley Mitchell
Would you let your gf bang a player if it meant that team won a championship that year?
Camden Lewis
fuck I miss sheena parveen
Kevin Peterson
Carry on the legacy, friendo.
Caleb Perry
cringe
Nathaniel Robinson
>Dansby
Isaiah Rivera
nice throw swanson lol
Jaxon Green
Do you guys remember Aditi Roy?
Nathan Jackson
sure thing
I made stuff I never even posted
Drugs man, too many drugs
Tyler Gutierrez
absolutely not
Christian Hall
Barves fans are cucks
Wyatt Gray
Evan Edwards
Blondes are the Big Leagues
Leo Kelly
An MVP whiff from Harper!
Bentley Torres
>not posting the 1080p version
Matthew James
Pitch yourself out of trouble, Julio.
Wyatt Kelly
Harper's in midseason form I see
Levi Green
Wyatt Collins
>330 MILLION
>330 MILLION
>330 MILLION
>330 MILLION
>330 MILLION
>330 MILLION
Camden Taylor
Michael Lee
I always loved the way she made eyes at the camera while Terry Ruggles was talking
Austin Walker
no matter what we can both agree on dem digits
wew
Robert Rivera
CAM ON RHYS, SKAWR SOME FACKING HOMERUNS
Luis Jackson
What should I beat my dick to before my boyfriend gets home?
Benjamin Bennett
Thanks for not leaving them unchecked.
Jason Flores
lately, i'm a fan of Elena Koshka's work.
Hudson Richardson
Swedish General Snus & a yuengling
Josiah Nguyen
Easton Wood
damn, teheran has a damn good slider.
Ian Peterson
made that one too
Juan Kelly
I’ll check it out, thanks
Owen Perez
thanks, saved. Could you make this a Phillies one of this?
William Fisher
Even with that walk, this is the best I've seen Julio pitch in forever.
Charles Bell
Grayson Baker
DOOBS
Christian Anderson
doobs!
Joshua Bell
Well, shit.
Easton Morales
>JT Realmuto
Real Mutt O
Ian Garcia
>Teheran
Matthew Walker
this didn't age well lol.
Jose Cook
Go fuck yourself with a rake
Lincoln Peterson
Sure
ya want Red or Blue?
Brayden Hernandez
Yes!
Angel Collins
>barfs
el
em
ay
oh
Adam Green
blue sounds nice. i love powder blue uniforms
Ayden Perez
>Phillies get a RISP with no outs
>they actually score
That's a new one.
Michael Mitchell
cool
I'm getting another cup of coffee than I'll get on it
Jackson Gray
>tfw nola was practically their most clutch hitter last year
Sebastian Clark
thanks fren
Jonathan Harris
classic Phils PeePee
Connor Parker
Get used to it nigger.
Connor Cox
100% yes. Joe's curmudgeon-ness was a good foil to Chip's enthusiasm. Chip and Jeff together is nothing but bad jokes and faggotry.
Landon Nelson
Ryan Miller
Bentley Robinson
Former Phillie Prospect Ender Enciarte
Jonathan Morales
Cy Nola does it again!
Elijah Russell
Kevin Torres
durr forget the shirt
Don't do drugs
gimme a min ill fix er up 4 ya
Brody Murphy
damn nola, that 2-seamer was filthy
jesus
Jaxon Davis
You wouldn't happen to have Pat the bat man or machine, would you?
Lincoln Martinez
Noah Myers
Nevermind
Justin Lewis
>fallies fags are actual fags
Of course
Jordan Diaz
better than mine.
still saved in case i need to use a second one in same thread lol, thanks.
James Barnes
>The state of the fandom of Philthadelphia
Christian Sanders
t. insecure barvesfag
Dylan Lee
Pat was unironically into guys, and that's a good thing
Jonathan Martin
no prob
Joshua Moore
>gay turkroach
Ethan Powell
>330 million
Camden Hughes
Camden Long
harper noo :(
>gay
nah
Christopher Gutierrez
local wawa owners immediately ordering extra batteries for the shelves
Jace Wood
>mfw Harper could have a sweet mullet right now
Matthew Fisher
show prices now
Ryder Scott
How long until Foltynewicz is back
Nathan Butler
A couple of weeks
Anthony Kelly
You may not like it, but this is what peak analytics looks like.
Jack Green
>BRUCE POOPER
Daniel Gutierrez
Freeman
bad
Jacob Russell
Umpball
Liam Watson
Is that Mo Quirk?
Jayden Morris
Yes
Gabriel Hill
All these gay cartoon reboots, why don't they bring that show back?
Ian Sanders
Brian McCann probably misses back in the day when the Braves' pitchers could throw straight.
Lucas Hernandez
FRANCOOOOOOOOOO
Jeremiah Ward
MAIK!
Tyler Moore
Well, shit.
Carson Cooper
GAR
BAGE
BULL
PEN
CLAP
CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
John Ortiz
FRANCO
Landon Ramirez
did the barves broadcast really break after that homer
Blake Morgan
yes
Landon Baker
ha
Nathaniel Lewis
>Phils bullpen time
Joshua Lewis
HEC-TOR NER-ISS
Owen Lewis
who /phillies/ here
Daniel Rodriguez
Jayden Sullivan
Boo hiss
Hunter Davis
Holy Shit! Joyce!!!
youtube.com
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Wyatt Bell
>neris
Nathaniel Ortiz
i wanna get off mr neris' wild ride
Matthew Brown
I went to Atlanta for the first time a couple weeks ago on tour with my band.
It was weird
Eli Howard
>on tour with my band
Guess we know youre a homosexual then
Connor Russell
>ender is our leadoff hitter
>not camargo
>shane carle 1st out the bullpen
>josh donaldson is a try-hard has been
>markakis has warning track power
>no ace
>meme broadcast team
How's that T.I. song go? I dont want no mediocre, I dont want no mediocre.... yeah fuck this team i hate atlanta sports and fuck the city of philadelphia in general.
Hunter Evans
brabs babsel
Evan Smith
lul
Gabriel Cruz
there's no way segura is 5'10
Jaxson Howard
>evilbasesloaded.jpg
>0 outs
>Grand Slam
The fuck are you doing, Jackson?
Noah Allen
Cowards. That's what you get.
Nolan Bailey
Michael Allen
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Brandon Evans
slam jam thank you mam
Josiah Wilson
The absolute state of our bullpen
Ryder Morgan
gotta relieve tension on the road sometimes, you feel
Thomas Young
>walk away for a few minutes
>its now 10-3
What the fuck?
Jaxon Gomez
season going as expected
fuck you Liberty Media
fuck you Alex Anthropolos
Angel Russell
James Sanchez
good opening day lads
Austin Collins
>no ace
Acuna is a league leader in hits thought
Owen Smith
Barves babsel bullpen
Alexander Ross
phightin' time.
Charles Stewart
Ryder Ramirez
wew neshek
Ryan James
BASED NESHEK
Benjamin Ramirez
NESHEK
Cameron Harris
Gg boys, time to get my shit pushed in by sekiro
Joshua Garcia
barves lose
barves lose
barves lose
Sad game, Phillies. See y'all Sunday.
Asher Johnson
good fuggin game
now THAT'S how you start a season
Angel Baker
damn i love hoskins
gg barves
Anthony Mitchell
*Saturday
Jayden Hall
GG Braves. See you Saturday