/mlb/ general - OPENING DAY edition

FLIP BRO

>cusb

bruh how the fuck do i find streams reddit changed their layout and im too retarded to figure it out

Can't wait to win our dumpster division then get exposed by a real team in October.
t. Indians fan

Gallie boys!

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>going on plebdit
>ever

Opening day bitches. Fuck the >meat.

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lol you cannot stop me.

NATS

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reddit is great for streams faggot

>The New York Meat

Based Nats post.
Based Nats Park.
Based Day Baseball.

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>meat
It spell checked me. I’m a dirty phone poster. Dirty dirty phone poster. Hey. I’m at the game. Focus man.

Still can't believe any team let the gnats teabag them with 24 runs.

>he didn’t bring his pc to the game to shitpost
pleb

Go Nats

Finding streams is the exception.

I missed baseball so much bros I hope everyone has a comfy season

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Same bro, I've been waiting for my baseball fix for too long now and now its finally fucking here.

soon

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hey jays are in first place

post some pics

Let's go Yankees! We're winning over 105, screen cap this

at work, where can I get streams?

Haters Guide to 2019 National League
youtube.com/watch?v=9MK20NUVkqw

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Seriously considering watching as many os games as usual but just cheering for losses every game

>tfw by the time they're good again I'll be old

Unironically reddit

LET'S GO BOSTON

also pirates

the opening day lineup has -1 war!

ewww

Boo
t. Yankee fan

Mets introductions. Wilson Ramos got a nice greeting.

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Yeah its shit but gookmoot won't make a /streams/ board despite popular demand

Let's all just have fun and watch some baseball today user

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Wore my Sox jersey to work today; had some good banter with the Yankees fans at my office (I live in CT so there's a pretty even mix of Boston and NYC fans)

Haha time for DADS

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> day 1 and maddon already using shit meme line ups for muh saber metrics

nice

Yeah, to be unbiased, both the Red Sox and us are gonna be really good this year. I'm really looking forward to them playing each other!

o's v yankees. now let's do it!

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Reporting but ohtani very shamefur

>stream from mlb.tv isnt showing player introductions

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today is good

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It's finally back bros

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>3dpd
I refuse to participate. Let's go O's.

was he right /mlb/?

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>mfw the Nationals shutdown Strasburg for the 2011 postseason only to have 0 playoff series wins since, 0 Cy Youngs for Strasburg and 2 all star selections to show for it.

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Cubs fan, here. Hope Eloy is good

>first games of opening day don't involve either of the world series teams

ummm.... why????

Time to watch muh >mest again

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Because schedules are made far in advance

thats a STUPID reason

Stay mad, Mets.

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Fun fact, the schedules used to be made by a married couple as a hobby.

91729033
But who asked you?

wtf are you SERIOUS?

>yankees
>mets
>orioles
>nationals

one of these teams isn't like the other

(mets are the only one with a pitching staff)

What makes Opening Day so special?

Not even joking. OD has this magic that other sports can't match with their season openers

Optimism. Anything can happen in 162 games.

Opening day sucks lmaooooooooo

it usually signals the coming of spring and warm weather, but now they keep starting the season earlier and earlier so its not as true anymore

#
Unless something happens, certainly.

People have cabin fever, and it just means Spring is really here.

Baseball is a time for life coming back to earth after a cold desolate winter. Baseball brings hope and sunshine and good weather. Most other sports start as the weather starts to turn to shit.

It's the rich history and baseballs' connection with the heart of American values that does it for me

>Yankees playing rebel theme

>Season opener at famous Yankee stadium
>No one's there
LMAO dead franchise

James Shields lol

LOL

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NFL kickoff is pretty fun too. I think that lends itself more to the fact that the season is also very short, so even that first game is big.

My favorite OD tradition is the ringlets SEETHING and OBSESSING over da YANKS

Our dead franchise won 100 games with Judge injured.

Looks like Heimlich will get the nod on opening day for the Royals!

Big times heims!

red sox won 108 with mookie betts injured

>can't discuss something without bringing le 2016 politics into it
what absolute brainlet wrote this

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Yes. There's a documentary about it

It's because baseball is simply a superior and higher IQ sport than everything else. It is a head above the rest. It's a sport for cultured gentlemen.

yeah but dookie butts is garbage, they would have won 95 with him healthy

fun fact mookie betts is the only player in basedball HISTORY to win every possible award in the same season

90th for BARVES

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check out the 10 minute documentary on youtube

its so comfy

WOOOOW i was about to link you the youtube clip, (((espn))) can let you purchase it for 99 cents

But basically it was made by an autistic married couple. Like legit autistic, obsessed with numbers and such. They did crosswords and sudoku on their spare time. But they would make the schedules using an algorithm. Would accomodate teams like if they opened the season on the road the last 4 seasons they would open at home. Or if a team was having a circus in town that week they wanted to be on the road. The couple would factor in special shit like a player retiring at home on final game of season.

Then mlb went with muh computers. And the couple bitch about mariano retiring in tampa as his final game. Or jeter retiring on the road in boston.

*white*

were they the same couple that cracked the zodiac killers code???

Indians lineup has been announced:

Leonys Martin (CF)
Jose Ramirez (3B)
Tyler Naquin (RF)
Carlos Santana (1B)
Hanley Ramirez (DH)
Jake Bauers (LF)
Roberto Perez (C)
Brad Miller (2B)
Eric Stamets (SS)

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>Scherzer immediately striking the Mest out

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>every possible award
>0 (zero) Cy Youngs

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Let's go, baseball, let's go!
*clap*clap*

Let's go, psychos, let's go!
*clap*clap*

Hanley Ramirez lol

We've got a big parade and such here in Cincinnati. It's a lot of fun

they didnt let him win it or he would have

The Nats have a 300 lb female ballgirl.

Smdhfamalam

>spicswing

Is there a better day than opening day?

They were better than the computers are now because not only did they try to optimize for projected seasonal weather and travel distance for each team from city to city, they also used to consider even distribution of off days. None of the "Yankees have 5 weeks straight with only travel days off while the Red Sox have 4 full weekends off in the same time span, then flip those conditions next month" that we have now.

They were fucking based.

>Brad Miller (2B)
>Eric Stamets (SS)

not sure if cringe or just sad
based Jake Bauers already starting though

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>>>>>>>>>NAST

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NAST

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

BARVES STRONG!

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Is Cano the GOAT?

Bud Selig's a racist tbf

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/spicswing /country/DE/
absolutely obsessed

MOX SHERSHER BTFO

Is she at least black?
Gotta represent the city properly

>another season about to start
I cant wait to be disappointed.

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YIKES

ROBBIE CANOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCHERZER ON PACE TO STRIKE OUT 27

Umps being shit early this year. Giving Schitzer a called third strike that was 6 inches below the knee.

Robot umps now!

>scherzer already gave up a home run

just give the Cy to Buehler already

>SCHERZER

holy kek lmao

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Classic Scherzer inning
Pure strikeouts and home runs

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For me it's brewers vs cardinals

>nashitnals

That's the only run de Grom is going to get...

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how long before they move the Nats back to Montreal?

Jesus.

>Germany's face when Yea Forums is a sea of basedball threads until October.

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DELETE THIS

and give up 9 home runs

the most exciting pitcher in baseball

realistically? a few decades. nothing gets done remotely quickly in this country, let alone a new ballpark (like hell they're gonna play in that '70s fake-turf debt-trap)

Bob Cano batting 1.000 in the NL

Dumb frogposter

Hanley Ramirez lol

Based Turner

astros desu

suggestion:
can we put mlb or /mlb/ in game thread subject lines so we can FUUCKING find them? i love my team but if the subject is "birds vs weebs" no one is finding that thread

Why does Turner get to wear an oven mitt while running the bases? You shouldn't be allowed to add equipment after your AB. If you dont bat with it, you shouldn't be able to run with it. There aren't costume changes in baseball.

better idea; no

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shut up faggot. Just scroll thru catalog. Its not that fucking hard. If anyone is posting in the thread its top 2 pages.

Tigers AL champs

Why does James Shields not have a job?

EL JEFFE

how dare you deny pitchers the privilege of wearing a team bomber jacket while on the bases!
better yet, make it like cricket where the batsman has to run with the bat

>drinking beer for the the first time since the super bowl
>eating pizza for the first time since January
Even if the Nats are down I'm still so fucking happy right now

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Russian collusion

Good shit m8
>gone hard as fuck in the gym 9 of last 10 days
>I’m half way through a medium pizza and finished all 12 wings already

Fucking love opening day

confy :)

>we have big plans for her

OPENING DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Mets will win 97 games thanks to Mendoza. God shes so brave and smart. Fuck the incel haters

and yet we often get multiple threads for the same game anyway. Interdasting.

>Mendoza
who?

Based

>areola
kek

Mets hired a female announcer for this season, incels are seething.

>areola
Dammit FP

Brewies season is about to begin!!!!!!!!

for me, it's Jake Areola of the Philadelphia Titties

ah, gotcha.

That's a real name!

Nats commentators just called Arrieta, areola

Fucking kek

Cardinalies season is about to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's classic FP
He's a goofball but he's loveable

do the mests really not have a thread

deGromination

> tf
> tp
Im not surprised in the slightest

this begs the question:
do Jews support the Mets - the perennial underdog; or the Yankees - the paragon of wealth and success?

C'mon Mets bring out Teboq already

Generally, the more religiously and politically conservative you are, the more likely you are to be a Mets fan.

no gamethread for mets-nats?

No we're posting here I guess

We slacked

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nobody watches those teams

Doesn't mean we're bad, just means you're good.

C'mon Pete

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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bah humbug

Why are the nationals commentators dickriding Scherzer?

well, it looks more interesting than yanks-orioles

thanks i try

Because he's one of the best pitchers in baseball, a probable Hall of Famer, and struck out 6 the first time through the order today? Just a thought.

>gayla

Why is this nats commentator retarded?

>why are a team's commentators dickriding their team's best pitcher?

Any NL game is more interesting than an AL game

BREWIES SEASON IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all they have left after the Nats let a once in a generation player like Harper leave after not winning anything with him.

Nats have no future, and the announcers are in the denial stage of grief, frantically trying to cling on to the remnants of their crumbling franchise.

Answer the question fag leaf

Oh Trae why

it's so fucking obvious why would you even question it in the first place?

is you ready

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Cardshits finna get dabbed on

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Love stories like this. That kind of care for detail always inspires me a little

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>NASHITNALS BASERUNNNING

LOL

>Nats "baserunning"

>nats baserunning

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WHHYYYYY ROBLES

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IIRC Seinfeld and Larry David are Yankees fans
for me as well

>runners at the corners no out
>don’t score

Washitton Nashitnals

Sick baserunning there.

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AHAHAHAHA GET DABBED ON GNATS

heebie jeebie

LMAO PEE WEE TIER BASE RUNNING

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Seinfeld is a Mets fan

lel

>walgreens

>Natshits
No wonder Harper wanted out.

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Mendoza sucks as an analyst though

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Damn, I must be thinking of my very Seinfeld-y Jewish friend

Harpie causin' a seeth!

Yeah the show makes this perfectly clear. Jerry and Kramer are Mets fans. George, who is based on Larry David, is a Yankees fan (and in later seasons an employee), and Elaine is an Orioles fan.

There’s more met jews than yankee jews. same can be applied for the NHL except there’s a even split between the two on jews

t. incel

AHAHAHAHAHA

>"eternal top prospect" Victor Robles
>"future MVP candidate" Trea Turner

>espn had the nationals at 10 on their power rankings

Are they just extremely retarded or is the league that top heavy?

Billy Crystal is famously a Yankee fan

should I make a brews vs cards thread?

nah she stinks.

Is it time for major league baseball to step in and do something regarding the Nationals "organization"?

Make a brewies thread!

Have sex

robot umpires when

Did Conforto fuck the home plate ump's wife? There have been at least 3 egregiously incorrect strike calls against him in 2 ABs. Terrible job.

kill the umpire

THIS

voit is gonna hit another 3 run dinger

They’re dickriding Soto and Robles as the next prophets

Anyone watching the Nationals-Mets game? I’m just waiting for the Rangers’ game to start.

91729963
Not giving (you) that (you)

watching till Phillies game

Not gonna be much of a game. Rags finna get booty blasted

>calling it the Ranger's game instead of the Cubs game

cringe

I know me and the Turk are, which is funny as hell.

The people who dislike Mendoza and think shes a bad announcer are the type of people who love retard analysts like John Kruk and Joe Morgan who have absolutely nothing redeeming to say ever but get automatic support because they were good ex-players, like that's a mandatory qualification for broadcasting. It isn't. Mendoza is based. Fuck incels

brewers vs cardinals (most important game of the day)

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Nah I'm watching the Yanks game. I wanna see the Oreos' get BTFO again

I'm watching the future world series champs (Nationals).

They’re playing at the Rangers, and I’m a Rangers fan. It’s a Rangers game. Please be nice to Yu, though. That’s kind of what I’m expecting all season...
Do you think either of these teams are going to try and compete with Philly?

Decent bait

These Conforto ABs are just more shining examples of why robo Umps are needed at this point. These fat old retards and their failing eyesight is a detriment.

shalom brother

the cubs are always the story. baseball revolves around the cubs

>Scherzer and Verlander can still throw 98
>Kershaw can't
por que

So is this Alex chick replacing Dan Kolko?

aleikum assalam :)

Because he thinks he’s Koufax and is going to retire in a year or two because he’s absolutely fucked his health.

Nats fans are so cringe.

Settle our debate, do you know more Yankees or Mets fans?

*sigh* two more hours til MY astros play

Phillies starting pitching is question mark other than Nola and Arrieta. It's gonna be an interesting race for sure.

Joey Gallie is not on my favorite team

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>not having Trump win

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:)

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The Rays will drop a 10 spot on Cucklander

double dubs confirm

>world peace can be achieved through baseball
:)

*vomits*

Finna dab on Philthy

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Personally? Yanks, not by a large margin.

>Nats stranding everybody
Hello darkness my old friend

>first Cardinals game of the year
>get Brad Thompson

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Anyone else ready for another season of barely scratching 70 wins sox bros?

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damn right my american fren :)

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>A team with a mediocre lineup struggling to score against an Elite pitcher
shocking news, I tell ya what.

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Turkey was actually the friendliest Mideast nation towards us until Erdogan took the helm.

Don't feel too bad, that's Jake's specialty.

at least you guys aren't relying on the 70 year old corpse of hanley ramirez to unironically win a division

Is our division at least total dogshit this year? Is there a chance that .500 wins it? Or are teams in the AL central actually trying to be decent? Haven't really followed the off-season because of a million other sports being interesting at the same time.

much better than hrabosky or mccarver

Yo at least we hope for less than 100 losses right?

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>FP referencing boxing
Please tell me this a subtle DAZN plug

Happy opening day lads

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>that bobblehead
Kill it with fire!

Indians downgraded their offense in the offseason but have really good pitching. Lindor is hurt to start the season
Twins signed Nelson Cruz and made small moves to upgrade their offense. Their team in general is a question mark.
The other three teams are rebuilding and shitty

They did that even when they had one of the best lineups in baseball

believe me, it can get worse

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The twins are winning 95 games this year

>1-0 pitcher's duel at the halfway point
This is nice.

Ryu awoo

Yea, i have no problem with you guys or Greeks or Armenians. But Erdogan and his followers..

Just give Edmonds the job

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Bush was a god at first pitches

I think we may see baltipoor win less than the Cleveland Spiders

degrom is making the nationals seethe

All I care about is them not leaving town in my lifetime. I'm desensitized to awful baseball

>cusbses

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awoo trips, nice

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in and out is way overrated

t. chicagoan who now knows Maxwell's is better

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No other commentators give the opposing players as much props as Bob and FP
Maybe that's why casuals hate them

James Shields lol

Reminder that we're all gonna make it inshallah

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DeGrom already in cy race lol. I expect a similar performance from Nola.

No love for Darvish?

inşallah brother

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Not ever since he got Tommy Johns

>Local Mets Pitcher: "I Am Growing Stronger"

>That Trivia question
Collin Cowgill and ???

>4 burgers
Trip on fatty

Todd Hundley '95

where mah reds bros at

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well, i was talking about his performance in this game. Does Darvish even start today?

why are the brewers uniforms lined with championship gold?

Santa confirmed Phillies fan

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tomorrow

Jonny Lestery is starting for the Cubbie!

bjap would have said portillos not maxwells

I love watching pitchers duel, even if they are from division rivals.
cool, i might watch that game.

Take care of Puig pls

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOLEEZ CHASEEN

this new, most likely shitty bullpen will blow the win for deGrom

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Boy, they weren't kidding when they highlighted the importance of that homer in the first inning.

Was Strout a good boy last year?

lol broors

Back 2 Back

For me, it's Cole "Hollywood" Hamels.

>through top of the 6
>1-0

Looks like I was right. Don't worry, Mets bullpen will manage to blow this somehow.

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Post yrw DeGrom gets a no decision out of this. Mine on the left :^)

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Why of course not. that's why he's forced to play for the Angels

Don't like the brewies or the cardinalies

>shitty bullpen
There is fuck and all chance this bullpen will be worse than last year's shitfest. That said, yes, Familia will blow it in the 8th for DeGrom.

yank players are on the juice prove me wrong

Mutt juice?

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>cusbies

Barves Lillies

Juice should have never been banned. Change my mind.

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thanks sir

correct

LET'S GO TURNER

>seeing unreachable numbers in terms of hitting
This will literally generate millions of dollars in revenue for the league. We’d get McGwire vs. Sosa every year.

>Soto

>soto

LOL @ Turner not scoring that inning.

YEET

Trea Turner is on pace for 486 stolen bases

>poopantsinals

The Washington Nationals and failing to score from third
Name a more iconic duo

I told you all about that stranding
I TOLD YOU

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Turner will have more SBs than runs if the Nats bats keep it up.

>yak announcers jerking off their players for *almost* hitting baseballs out of their little league stadium

Jacob DeGrom is more likely to win the Cy Young than Max Schwerzer this season.

It’s opening day. Why hasn’t Recker signed yet?

>Playing against a team made up of minor league players
>Thinking winning is an accomplishment

Yankees fans are worse than scum

OPENING DAY SHUT OUT FOR THE NASTS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh no Nasties are in a seeth!!!!!!!!

>both M's and Zags play at 4

brehs its gonna be hard going back and forth so much

Now that the dust has settled. Did he do anything wrong?

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What else did you expect from subhumans?

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>Seth Lugo in the 7th
enjoy your win, Nats.

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Let’s Go Mets!!

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For me it's the astros

houspie spotted

Dios mio...

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This chart never made sense. Where do these other creatures come from after the americano? What made the mongrel... etc?

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stay mad

I get that there's long term ramifications but they should've let DeGrom finish it out, he was killing it.

HOUSPIE HAS BEEN SIGHTED

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eat my shorts

Houspie shitposts *clap clap, clap clap clap*

MOMMY

houspie has autism *clap clap clap*

girardi is gonna be managing the nast by may

I mean he wasn't wrong about jew york

they crawl out of the ground

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Watch Scherzer give up runs in the eighth now

LETS GO METS!

also sup guise. been awhile since october.

They shouldn't have fired him

Time for a new thread

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!

Yea Forumsstros desu

>Leaving Scherzer in
Imagine being a manager that actively fucks your team over just on the off chance your starter, who has already put you in a position to lose, can stat pad his K count. Embarrassing.

McDominic Smith is gonna hit a 400 foot dinger off scherzer

>your team
>Predictions

>White Sox
>Win 19 games in April
>Win 30 games the rest of the season

DOM SMITH TIME

>Brewers
>dab on pedo gaysconsin poster

Lads my boss just came to my desk and told me to turn off the stream and do actual work this afternoon. Should I just quit? Hate wageslaving anyway, and fuck a place that doesn't respect opening day. I'm just gonna shitpost on my phone all afternoon.

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>Astros
>Win the World Eeries

McDominic Smith offensive powerhouse

Dominic Smith isn't even that fat anymore. Stop bullying him.

Phillies
Yet another sub .500 season

that's true. he did well in spring training and slimmed down alot towards the end of last year. he's still a mouthbreather tho.

scherzer and degrom are so good

>Angels
>win the world series after getting in on the wild card
Angels v Nats in the world series.

>Nats
>Missing another postseason by a little bit
Unless they win this game of course
Then we'll just lose in the first round of the playoffs

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>Scherzer finally out

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>no Alonso dong off Scherzer
cowards

110 pitches so Scherzer can pad strikeout numbers for a meaningless Cy Young run is criminal. What a joke.

God bless Max Scherzer

It's all the Nats have left to look forward to as the Braves, Phils and Mets leave them and Miami in the dust.

Harper is coming up lads
Get ready

For me, it's Aaron Michael Nola.

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The CHAD Scherzer vs the virgin DeGrom

Gonna see the Cherry blossoms for the first time in my life next week
I want one of those Japanese sodas with the marble in the bottle

Retarded has been spotted!

Alonso first major league hit!

have sex

Please don't blow it Grace

CUTCHIE WENT YARDY!!!!!!!!!!!

idiot is in the thread i repeat retard is in the thread!

McCutchen!!!
It's our fucking year boys!

Let's Go Harp-ie *clap clap, clap clap clap*

>parper strikesout in 1st AB
magic

>poop poopner

i haven't had breakfast yet but i've already pooped like 4 times lads

>bryce keker

ROBBIE CANO

easy out

BASED FUCKING ROBBIE CANO

welp

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based cano

We live in a society

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Nice

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>opening day
>put me in coach starts playing

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HUZZAH AND ALL THAT

Bless Cano Bless this Mest.

the white sox royals game is gonna be comedy gold

Robbie Cano > entire Natshits lineup

>familia

gg nats, take your win

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True.

>Washiton Frationals

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Senpai makes any game wayyyyy more interesting, incredibly tense.

>Famous Famiglia

Hate this episode

i couldn't believe they resigned him for 3 years after we finally got rid of him. now we're back to this shit again.

It should have been Ottavino, Familia will be a disaster

He has the franchise save record tho.

Senpai has more saves than Johnny Franco?

Single-season

he rides coattails. familia classically comes into a game, fucks it up, gets pulled off the mound, then someone has to come in and carry.

also, IBB. ffs.

>familia

Based

>familia comes in, blows game
>robles gives up walk off home run in extra innings

how many times did this episode happen

Apologize to famm, famm.

>giving up a home run to the other team's bitcher

the absolute STATE of the shantytown of kardinal land

>oh no not Lugo!
He's fine
>oh no not Familia!
He's fine

Patiently waiting for
>oh no not Diaz!

at least more than 1/3 of any season. they are both terrible. but on the bright side, i was paying attention to how diaz was doing during spring training. i know we got him and cano for a hefty price tag, but he's looking like it was worth it. just gotta get to the 9th w/out familia shitting the bed and we should be good.

unironically fuck the mets

A lot. I'm willing to give Famman another shot. He has help now. Which he was the only closer.

>Nats signed Bearclaw from Miami

lel hes trash

Hey Mariners fans, is this former closer of yours gonna blow opening day for us?

>4.20 ERA
nice

Reply to this post if your team is already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

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>soto, zimmerman, gomes due up
>diaz
this is street fighter on easy

Go sit on bat and spin, faggot.

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i am curious, what happens when no degrom?

Thor and Wheels

best mlb news/analysis site?

fangraphs

We win. This is going to be the season we get 3 'chips. Screen cap it.

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i.e. Yankees Stadium

no degrom? he's locked in for 5 years. did you miss the news? 137 mil, 5yr contract. he's not going anywhere. i know everyone wants him but nope.avi. either way, also thor.

go fish go

but also fuck the mets

oh. that will be interesting.

STOP THROWING AT MY BOY

bearclaw needs to stop fucking around and trying to hit rosario.

TWINS CHADS

reading comprehension you
dolt. i mean what state is the rest of the rotation in.

My friend Amed

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baseball is lame but the phillies are based and elite

>rangers
>rays
>broors

It's almost time for SNEKS

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both of those statements are categorically false.

prettty much the same as last year. degrom, thor, wheels, matz, and vargas.

>Opening day
>most well known team still has lines in their outfield from an MLS game

This is how I know baseball is dying

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Hello british sneks lad

>Eaton gets on base
>GKR dismiss the possibility of a steal
>Rosario gets on base
>GKR say it's the perfect time for a steal
I don't get it.
>Rosario tries and gets thrown out
I REALLY don't get it.

Diamondbacks @ Dodgers bread

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ha ha ha. i have been yelling at bill williams all afternoon.

one down

Heroball

FIRST BASED

two down

Diaz seems to literally explode towards the plate, I like it

METS WIN!

good start to the season, boyo's! see you on friday if i'm awake!

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BOOKS
O
O
K
S

METS WIN

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NEVAR 5GET

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Well at least the Washington Valor start playing soon
JK I know the Nats will go far this year
gg Mets

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Answer: The New York Mets and Opening Day wins

EDWIN DIAZ IS THE REAL THING

whoops, saturday!

Mets are like a better version of the yankees at least on opening day

where's the discord?

hello fren

AT LAST

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ok time for astros!

whos doyals

What a fantastic game to be the only one I watch this year on a six-hour time difference.

>muh Robles
>muh Soto

Nigga fuuuuuck the nashitnals

who /trout/ here?

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imagine losing to the mest

For me, it’s dabbing on the gnats

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cubbie vs gallie comin' up!

what's even the point of a thread for this?

Let's Go Gallie *clap clap, clap clap clap*

Springer Dinger

NEW in the same day, fuck yes

i got a hook line + sinker alright

for me, it's pointing at pathetic phoneposters and laughing

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to spite you, of course

always a good answer

5-star post

absolutely pathetic, desu

>500

Sad day for /mlb/, lads: Anthony Recker has retired. What do you think he should do now?

GREG
BIRD