/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Female Edition

>Countdown to Bahrain GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(click menu on left for session times)

>/f1/-approved series calendar
mega.nz/#!5K4GkaoZ!FlaMtB06TOGRIIh_Ny5dp2xvOP_smOpyJcHdTr2nBhk

>Other racing on each week, choose your poison
docs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit

>Streams:
mygoodstream.pw/

>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>Fantasy.formula1.com: Formula Autism Official
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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
Dickbum will test RB
Charlie's role will be split between multiple people
Willy still missing spares
Marko: "Ferrari has cooling problems"
2020 rules ban copying air inlets and suspensions between teams
Sainz changes some engine parts
Formula Women lineup out

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youtube.com/watch?v=jS4Dh_EAfJI
motorsport.com/f1/news/lewis-hamilton-racism-very-prominent/4359882
strawpoll.me/17695269
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_FIA_Formula_3_Championship
fiaformula2.com
dailymotion.com/video/x74x3r4
laola1.at/de/red/motorsport/formel-1/news/fernando-alonso-steigt-fuer-testfahrten-zurueck-in-f1-wagen/
youtube.com/watch?v=FZAUb4lb__Q
youtube.com/watch?v=p6QlGEO56pI
youtube.com/watch?v=46U6uBjV8Yg
gpblog.com/en/news/33679/perez-believes-stroll-has-stronger-race-pace-than-ocon-and-hulkenberg.html
youtube.com/watch?v=7_KdfvtLFvk
motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-floor-damage-kerbs-debris/4359953/
grandprix247.com/2019/03/29/piquet-quits-formula-e-to-focus-on-brazilian-stockcars/
youtube.com/watch?v=n-SXBF6xkt8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>tfw no sister who walks by me in a gstring

RELENTLESS

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death to mana and carrie.

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>new thread
>same shit

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>40kmh
Nick could run faster than that, if there was ice cream involved.

>Marko: "Ferrari has cooling problems"
they need gimi back

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a lot of people cycle around the circuit, and I bet they regularly break the speed limit lol

I think this visit was the first post-race one I'd made without any security/cop encounters though

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t. faggot

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Is that Alonso?

claiming front row second from the right as my official waifu

I had the same thought.

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damn daniel

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This is Emma Kimiläinen. She's starting in the W Series. Say something nice to her.

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wonder if it came with the EU speed nanny system thing.

I claim Jamie CHADwick's massive tights

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>McLaren-Renault's Sainz has been forced to take his second MGU-K of the 2019 #F1 season already
KEK. only 2 per season.
>renault

>Token nigger and asian

Muh diversity

He must be feeling #blessed after such an oppertunity

>28
>FUCKING
>YEAR OLD
>BOOMER MOTHER
L M A O

>t. slug eyebrow'd girl
keep her

Damn that guy likes to sniff his own farts in every single post.

Hamilton in Formula-E confirmed for 2020?

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

I claimed the tights, not the eyebrows, can you read?

Nice and low CoG there. Built for singleseaters.

>tehehehe I posted it again

CARRIE MOMMY WHEN

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but seriously, though, i'm pretty sure i put one through her at an FKK brothel in koln.

Holy shit, I always thought it was a meme that we called him gay.

I want her to sit on my face and grind my shit out

>28 year old prospect

I would ask her if she minded if I barebacked her.

fuck off you boring autistic cunt.

YES YES YES WE KNOW YOU HAVE SEX WITH PROSTITUTES YOU DON'T HAVE TO MENTION IT EVERY THREAD

just filter the flag if it bothers you, you sore cunt

>boring
>t. proxy posts the same nude pic every day

Reminder that every Formula 1 grand prix kills 5 polar bears and causes some glacier in Alaska to recede 5 meters.

just clicked over 8 years of 306 ownership

my favourite shitbox of all time

This desu. I don't look down on guys who fuck hookers, but bragging about it as if it's some kind of accomplishment is cringe af.

>want to be part of the solution.
>flies his private jet to the other side of the world even between back to back races for no reason at all.

shut up 28 is nothing

still /p/ing a little bit at aus gp each year, but sadly no more king felipe

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Actually she's 29
>29 years old prospect
OHNONONO

>no more king felipe
No more king anyone with halo desu

Shut up you... you fascist! Buying a brand new electric vehicle absolves all climate sins for the rest of his life. And, he's a vegan!

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29 is also nothing.

New F1 game now comes with FKino. Also includes stock car for custom liveries.
youtube.com/watch?v=X5pP8pEOM7A

you're right, I even forgot he picked up a handful of trash on a beach once

multi-class racing when?

wew that would be great if they allowed drivers to change their team (or promoting into F1 in Fkino's case)

Just hope they put VR support in it desu

>It comes when MarkeGOD is gone

Well, guess it will be my duty to recreate him

>makes your car heavier and larger

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>NotJules introducing Leclerc
youtu.be/vXqRrj6CBUU

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>Feeder series

Just how will Codemasters fuck this one up? If they finally get around to adding a manager mode I may well get this one

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it's every third thread except for wednesdays, when it's every thread. i'm appalled you haven't noticed my autism. you've gone down in my esteem, grecoirish

>s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

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Fucking A. I can't play racing games on a flat monitor anymore. Not meming.

Vettee has aged five years in the last two.

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>Pantano won the GP2 title 4 years after being in F1

Genuinely forgot about that. Could have sworn he was in F1 for more than that just under 1 year at Jordan

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but it's thursday and you've posted it in two threads in a row

To do list on F1's game (codemasters won't gonna do it anyways):
>Improoved lighling if not a new graphic engine
>IA Drivers can change their team (Easter egg: RB can dump you to STR if bad perfomance til Hungary)
>Better physics (f1 challenge has better ones) and damage models (fuck sponsorship)
>Please put some personality on F1 drivers already (MAG more agressive, Ham ultra fast on Qualy, Romain crashing, AMD)
>Helmet editor with the possiblity to put Teams sponsorship (Mission winnow, Estrella galicia, RB, Rich energy)
>Press conferences

fug. i've lost a day. i need to take control of my life.

>the state of RSC's neck

>custom sponsor stickers

Just go the F1 Manager route & fill the car, race suits, helmets with Kickers stickers

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youtube.com/watch?v=MdTZBGCtjsk

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based mick bringing water for the journos

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When will they update FDA's logo?

Death to Mana!!

F1 game needs a manager mode that is similar to motorsport manager

>Be Kimi's manager
>Tell Kimi to go fast
>He goes fast
>Instant success

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I could respect him if it were RICH ENERGY but I'm sorry, he's a detractor.

WHY THE FUCK IS GRAND PRIX MANAGER STILL FIFTY BUCKS ON AMAZON?!

bing bong wahoo!

rich energy is for low energy sods
legends drink coffee and water

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHOUTING

based

TICKTUM TO DRIVE FOR RED BULL! YES!

Guys! Guys! Guys! Look at this! youtube.com/watch?v=jS4Dh_EAfJI
Isn't this sad?

Du bist weltmeister!

I bought a can of Red Bull today.

You know what Mana and Senna have in common? They've both hit the wall!

F1 2021 Ground effect soon!

>@Vetteleclerc
>In his German interview Vettel also said that "they are not the favourites anymore".#BahrainGP

F

Klassiker mindspielen from the 4-mal Weltmeister, wir sind immer noch Unterhunden eheheheh

are you saying ferrari are the unterhunds now?

wir sind unterhunde

>"As I planned"

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Actual 100th kit because I can't count

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>tell Gimi go fast again
>he doesn't and tells you he lost motivation
>british media sack your ass

>camel toe in racing overalls
that thing must be huge. i'm thinking...

>starting weak and getting strong in the second half
Matia is a fucking genius

fuck bears. vicious twats.

I really love the way Barrichello looks in there. It's a pure, innocent joy

BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AT THAT
FUCK
I JUST WANNA PLAY THAT GAME FOR ONCE BUT FIFTY BUCKS IS TOO MUCH

So who are ze unterhunden in the end?
Who are ze uberhunden?

I want to have Ferrari GTC4 Lusso as an everyday car, well RR Wraith for bad bad weather maybe
And grey invisible Audi SQ7 for bad roads

>im ordering one immideatly
yeah i would too,a dn also for an every family member, if i made 50kk/+year

So you just want an Audi?

>IA Drivers can change their team
>Press conferences

It's AI and the same game file leaks that confirmed F2 last year also confirmed driver transfers and press conferences.

Daily reminder lads

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where i live roads are good

HE DID IT AGAIN LOL
motorsport.com/f1/news/lewis-hamilton-racism-very-prominent/4359882

>Five-time Formula 1 world champion Lewis Hamilton believes racism is a "very, very prominent" world issue and doubts it will change "for a long time".

>Hamilton became the first black person to race in F1 when he made his debut 2007, and has developed into the most successful British driver in the history of grand prix racing.

>Earlier this week he expressed support to black players of the England national football team who suffered racist abuse during a European Championships qualifying match in Montenegro.

>When asked ahead of this weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix if he was startled to see the incident in that match, which has led to an investigation by European football's governing body UEFA, Hamilton said: "It's crazy to think that at this time in the world it's still very, very prominent.

>"It's really there, all round the world. Racism is still an issue, which is sad to see. It doesn't seem like it's going to be migrating much over the next years.

>"It's great to see people standing by in support. But it doesn't look like it's something that's going to particularly change for a long time."

>In 2014 Hamilton admitted he "tried to ignore the fact I was the first black guy ever to race in the sport" when he started in F1, before growing to "appreciate the implications".

>Now, Hamilton has more than 10 million followers on Instagram and the biggest global following of any F1 driver, and has used that platform to highlight other global issues, such as the pollution of beaches and seas.

>Hamilton says he is trying to use his profile responsibly to be part of a process of eventually steering change.

>"I'm obviously in a privileged position, that I do happen to have quite a lot of power, particularly with social media," he said.

>"There are things that I see all the time, there's a lot of stuff that I don't post that I want to post.

>"You have to keep a balance, because I have older followers, young followers, and choosing what you do show and don't show.

>"There are so many issues around the world still today. There are some things that I'm able to put on social media that people can react to and create conversation."

>Hamilton said that from his experience, a sterner stance needed to be taken towards ignorance at a young age.

>"People just need to stand up for it more," he added. "I just remember being at school and when I was younger and you kind of get a slap on the hand and things are kind of let slide, and I don't think that should happen.

>"Action should be taken and people should be a lot stricter with it."

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>black players
>suffered racist abuse in Montenegro
lmao

ITT: People proving Hamilton's point while thinking they're proving him wrong.

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yes poor Hamilton, stuck in the worst cars all his career, proving his point 100%

>He really thinks he's black

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>For those of you who might know the F1® calendar off by heart, this will, of course, mean that game will be released during the Austrian Grand Prix weekend and, unlike previous iterations, ahead of the British, German and Hungarian Grands Prix.

>F1® 2019 has been in development here at Codemasters for nearly two years, making it the most ambitious release in the franchise history and launches on PlayStation®4 computer entertainment system, the Xbox One family of devices including the Xbox One X and Windows PC (DVD and via Steam).

>“We are absolutely delighted to be able to release F1® 2019 earlier in the Formula 1® Season, so that the game can be played and enjoyed at the same time that the real-world championship picture is starting to form,” said Paul Jeal, F1® Franchise Director at Codemasters. “Our close relationship with Formula 1® has played a major part in achieving this key objective for the franchise. That in addition to our near two-year development cycle, has allowed us to develop some exciting new features and other firsts for the franchise that we can’t wait to share with our community in the coming months.”

Nice

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I feel bad for buying my f1 2018 game
>still very enjoyable obn careers mode

Hamilton is right. White people are the worst.

I don't. I'm on my 4th season in career right now. On top of that I've driven countless online races, quick races against AI and done like 10 events with multiple tries each time. Well worth the money.

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stop posting ableist memes, bigot!

Ah yes F1 2018, the game that would get a fatal error when you reach a good half way through a season with a particular team.

RETARDS

Hamilton isn't black. He's mixed race. God I hate the media.

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Try to name more iconic duo than this one

What team is that?

Will it be a season like 2009 then with Merc dominating the first half and choking at the end?

Hulkenberg and most races without a podium record

nothing can rival their level of exposure

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Was Sauber for me, useless bitch kept asking me to send my save to code masters.

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That's a strong hand from Leclerc

MOGGED

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Not like I can run it anyway.

Not really, have an actual strong hand

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merc will win monaco this year

They're probably bitching about what the name of the place means, lol

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>mfw when I'm about to snatch the whole motherfucking birthday party

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>Pack a 10k HP enyin into the size of a breadbox
>Have cooling problems
Really makes me hmmm

*is a likeable guy in your path*

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Mercedes has the most extreme low rake and the longest car, and they win.
How is that? is their engine too powerful?
t.Brianlet

nice guys finish last

*blocks your likeable path*

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*is a likeable prick in your path*

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IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/17695269
strawpoll.me/17695269
strawpoll.me/17695269

I think he is going to take up golf and start drinking tea like his husbando Mansell

Is Gimi the overman Nietzsche wants us all to be?

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she is so smol @_@

Codemasters removed Mission winnow logo
>Evasion 100

>Zhou with Ghiotto's overall

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augurably it will be the racing game with the best career
not that there's much competition nowadays

She is my girlfriend

choco is the same color as alonso before tanning and when they darken him up in pics. obviously black isnt 100pct accurate and they just say that to push a narrative

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Which of these will be in F1 soon?

>DEFEAT YOUR RIVALS IN F1® 2019
>F2 car in the end

The leaks were right. Drivers transfers, press conferences also confirmed, what's the over-under on classic tracks?

I fucking hate the look of this car because the Halo isn't fully red

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Who was the idiot who told tatiana to stand behind gelael

I wish I could do career mode without all that interview bullshit.

i knew he was the one to change the image of an f1 driver into a professional athlete but damn he was fit

lads, is the w series chadwickwinslol?

>Yea Forums
>gf
yeah right nerd

blaming your fuckups on the team is part of the F1 experience

>Also includes stock car for custom liveries
can't wait to write porcodio on my livery

Mick, maybe Ilott, Mazepin might eventually find someone willing to take his money

I swear everytime this is posted he gets bigger

Mahaveer Raghunathan. Also Mick Schumacher and Guanyu Zhou might have a small chance.

F3 grid is way stronger this year. There's Drugovich, Shwartzman, Armstrong, Vips, Zendeli, Verschoor, Lundgaard and others.

Why is there only one womin there and how many of her rivals has she fucced

>*is a likeable guy in your path*
(((guy)))

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You know what's good about taking group pictures of Asians? You don't have to bother check if anyone blinked

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You're right that is a very strong field.
Will definitely be paying more attention to it this year.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_FIA_Formula_3_Championship
Yifei (he btfo Ticktum) and Lawson (he btfo Armstrong) are very good too.

For me it's TBA from Jenzer.

>Guanyu Zhou
Not with Renò that's for sure

Reminder that F2 is back this weekend, and their first practice session is 2.5 hours before F1 fp1
>timezone converter @ fiaformula2.com actually works properly btw

F3 won't be back until Spain.

>gook DC

holy shit

Super Formula was released today for Gran Turismo Sport, already some pretty guud liveries going around

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>la scuderia sono i sottocani
what happened bros?

Jesus Christ why are zoomers so ugly?

>press conference
>Gasly complaining that he couldn't see the start lights in Melbourne
>based Kvyat telling him to look up

God, Blyat is gonna mentally rape Gasly every possible time

Here btw:
dailymotion.com/video/x74x3r4

>Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes)
>Daniil Kvyat (Toro Rosso)
>Lando Norris (McLaren)
>Pierre Gasly (Red Bull)
>Charles Leclerc (Ferrari)

Yeah he really is trying to get his old seat at RBR back. And I for one would love to see it happen

>can't see the lights
>just take off when you want and tell the FIA to get fucked if they try to give you a penalty, coz it's their fault for mounting the lights in a dumb spot.

>Gelael's new helmet

OMFG THIS IS THE MEMEST THING EVER

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gasly OUT
reminder that he torpedoed hartley then blamed him for it

>gelaelized
>a fucking buckethead

based family bucket

Didn't he play guitar with Guns N Roses for a while?

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Post original

The one below Micky is incredibly ugly.

Nice

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Extremely bad value, better off going to mickeys and buying 25 hamburgers, grabbing 50 packets of free ketchup and some salt packets then double slamming them with extra ketchup and salt

The most based driver. If only he wasn't utter shit aswell

In Saw 7 how did mr baddy manage to draw numbers on the root of the guys teeth?

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B I G
I
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N I G E
I
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I've only seen 2 saw movies so don't ask me lmao

??

>not removing every hair on your body for weight saving advantages

Based Chadders also a member of the caterpillar 'brows club

From the thumbnail it looks like they are in wheelchairs

who wins?

>t. doesnt like it finger lickin good

Chadwick according to this thread

Wohlwend if it was a bobs wrestling contest

tbf what he's lost on top more than makes up for the 'stache

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There's a Saw 7?

Also, why does Spiderman shoot web out of his hand and not his arse like a normal spider?

Yes but it is called Saw 3d

I treat myself to that godly gravy once in a while but for indulging junk food it's not my number one go to choice

someone nobody was expecting.

it'll be a memefest. Wonder how many of them have actually raced single seaters before

DC

And by wins, I mean puts his dick in them.

how many of those girls do you reckon have sucked his angular cock?

Didn't need to clarify it

hope mercs both fucking crash out

Who here

V Y P E
Y
P
E

for F1 this weekend???


Wait, that's not right...
>BAT's e-cigarette

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God, I bet it's like an elongated crate.

laola1.at/de/red/motorsport/formel-1/news/fernando-alonso-steigt-fuer-testfahrten-zurueck-in-f1-wagen/ tldr: alonso back for pirelli tyre testing

More like shyte :DDDD

Sorry, my MISSION is to WINNOW

Why do they make Mclarens orange? It is very ugly.

>t. Netflix babby

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It's their original colour

Been watching since 1993, why make them orange? Has an orange one ever won anything? Didn't think so.

If they're going for orange. Needs more black

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Did they have an intern work on our bill’s pins? Fucking hell they could have at least sanded it down

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those upper pubes

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The worse it looks the more sympathy points he gains

Post onboard laps where drivers are having to correct often. Hard to find some in the modern era.
youtube.com/watch?v=FZAUb4lb__Q

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Is this why there are no american f1 drivers

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>actually caring about driving sluts

nothing will ever top that

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My dick. We need cars of this size now, refuelling FUCKING WHEN

Hello incelfriend

>“I think it’s terrible. This is not good for the sport,” Villeneuve added. “I already said that last year and I am not going to change my opinion. Formula 1 should be the pinnacle of racing, it’s the king class.

>“Then it is not good for the sport if anyone with a disability can participate. At least not in Formula 1, perhaps in other classes.”

- Jacques Villenue on Kubica’s return to F1

JUST

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Yeah but that's implying he is slower with his disability than without it, and if jacks willeenew is saying he's just a bad driver then I think there are way worse drivers on the grid to criticize

god fucking damn

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Ahem
Marta Garcia

Formula retard when?

youtube.com/watch?v=p6QlGEO56pI
daily reminder that gp2 had superb racing without drs and shitty pirelli tyres requiring lapping 10 seconds per lap slower than possible. and, as usual, i wish painful death to those responsible for introducing these awful artificial gimmicks, which destroyed real racing, fuck you all. thank you for listening.

To put it lightly. That's early 2000's Minardi tier.

youtube.com/watch?v=46U6uBjV8Yg

>fuck you all
based

nice double dubs

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>great racing
>two thirds of the grid crashing at the first corner of the race
Pick one

phil hill was pretty good

I like it.
The rear of the car is super nervous under braking and wants to swap ends, the low speed corners even with throttle application want to do the same thing, and getting on the power requires a correction too.
Good onboard.

There isn't a more forgettable WDC than him

it already has tons of black retard. here the last thing nu f1 cars need is more black and the last thing mclaren needs to do is pretend to be arrows

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thats early 2000s renault

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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also nice double dubs

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how so? the guy also won le mans 3 times. and was the last one to drive the sharknose

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Masturbation is sin.

he's STILL salty about 2006.

what is early 2000s renault?

peace be upon you my friend

i always want to like jacques for his driving but he only ever comes across as a salty bitch

livery

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Based

Mika-chan look like an average school girl with short hair and small eyes in that pic

who ever though they'd take it into the real world?

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separate the man from the driver.

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finnbro, are you drunk?

Deutschland – mein Herz in Flammen
Will dich lieben und verdammen

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Priti is such a babe

What about this other Mika-chan?

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>Don't need to come in tomorrow
>Found a quid on the walk to the station

I'm mentally prepared now for a shit HWL race. Good things should only happen to other people.

>Don't need to come in tomorrow
Stop showing off FFS

breddy good tbqh

It's not really showing off.
Instead of sitting in front of a computer doing work I've got to sit in front of a computer archiving /f1/.

I like all mika-chans

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Yeah but, it's still not work work, you can do it in your undies(post undies)

REFUELLING NOW

Currently watching Monza on my 2007 season rewatch, not looking good for Ferrari :)

henri toivonen

Luukas Niukkanen

Shorter cars when?

Reminder that Hamilton had McLel/Merc backing from a young age, and Kubica had none at all on the road to F1.

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Yep, always been a car babby too.

>Kubica with Red Bull on his helmet but not on his team kit thus indicating a personal sponsorship

No backing at all :(((

wow... so stroll was a boomer all along

Poland that knows about feeder series, can you name all of them?

He gonna get raped

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that's not his helmet. he's never been affiliated with them.

Strange man.

But who's holding the helmet then?

But who is helmet???

>6'' vs 5''11

>that's not his helmet.

Then why does it have the design he's always used on it?

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Wew.

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gpblog.com/en/news/33679/perez-believes-stroll-has-stronger-race-pace-than-ocon-and-hulkenberg.html

Perez saying that Stroll is already faster than
>hulk
and
>ocon
Top heh

OH FUGG how will user ever recover?

Top - Carrie before I assault her
Bottom - Carrie after I assault her

He looked like a middle aged back then

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>Ricciardo's rear after the hedge was done with him

Is Kubica's career, dare I say, a Red Bull babby?

Name an uglier 2019 driver pairing.

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Post Ferrari, they brought upgrades r-right?

Even the fucking reserve...

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>He never went into the RB path
>We never got Vettee-Kubica meme championship fights 2009-2013

Now I'm sad

wew

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Business idea, each team have a 1 per season button that they can press at any GP to disable any teams car.

I mean, RB has Buemi so they fight on that side aswell

MY BOY LANCE STROLL

gimi used it in 2007

G L O C K
L
O
C
K

Business idea; each team can make The Call once per season.

>Two teams make The Call at the same time against eachother

What happens?

A blinking contest.
First one to blink loses.

Can my The Call be to Bernie?

Schiedsrichter gimi appears

call wasted

What for?

To get him to introduce me to Juliette.
I hear she's single now.

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top epic

SMOKE CIGARETTES

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Business idea: Use the outer circuit layout of Bahrain.

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>tfw the FIA would put a DRS zone on each straight

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>That wannabe Senna helmet

honk honk

Is that Di Grassi on the far right?

I am eating some biscuit cake

Looks like that austrian painter guy

>Some of you ragazzi are alright. Don't go to work at the Mercedes AMG Petronas garage tomorrow.
>Happening thread will be posted tomorrow.
>Remember that your Mission is always to Winnow, even the numbers of people.

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Hang the fuck on.

Is that Jose Maria Lopez in the background?

Ingenious business idea - ban mercedes

DELET

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you and you're mum lol

post it.

Seriously considering changing my team if Ferrari have fucked up engines for them, Haas and Sauber

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wat

Have the same team but with Mclel instead of HAAS.
Thinking of changing Leclerc since he won't be allowed to race

Merc would lobby to get 3 per driver

>Valtteri, it's James. We are sorry but we had to disable your car

Changed

Leclerc -> Bottas
Ferrari -> Red Bull
Haas -> McLaren

Kek

gonna kek so hard when ferrari wins in bahrain

What's a "Sauber"?

Red Bull will finish ahead of Ferrari in the WCC

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>Red Bull will finish ahead of Ferrari in the WCC
Maybe if they switch Kvyat and Gasly

>Red Bull with Gasly
no

Can't wait for Gasly to beat Max in Bahrain and all you idiots shutup.

How's Milton Keynes, Frogfuck?

ruth in a tight skirt in the background of kimi's interview

in the world cuckold championship maybe

lol

Vroom

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Would still beat anyone from W series

NEEEEEEEEUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM

Linkpls

AMX is overrated but Gasly is nowhere near him still.

Blyat is a better driver and should have honestly gotten the seat.

based

They will be after I am done with them

Why would you want to beat them up?

Finnbro where did you see that

Damn, Seb looks like he's in his 50's, even though he is just 35.

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why the fuck can't i pre-order it already

Still unsure what that sidepod is for
Is it fuel? If so, why?

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It's for engine intake. Older F3 cars like that one use 4-cylinder engines.

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>when you get dropped by Ferrari after a year for Mick

So if FKino is in the F1 games now, does that mean Codemasters is going to implement a Super License system? I'd find it hard to believe someone who was shit in F2 would be offered a seat in F1.

Wow take a look at this idiot. Made to look like a fool in front of everyone.

They better show everyone their tummy now.

is this good or bad?
t. brainlet

i'd rather see Vettel retiring than Lecute being replaced by SWL.

>"Yeah, Schumacher's car was better than mine and he had all sorts of buttons that my steering wheel didn't have, I would have beaten him otherwise, I swear"
>Schumacher gets a 2 race ban
>Lehto replaces him
>Benetton is leading the WCC by 23 points and Hill is 21 points behind Schumacher so they need Lehto to deliver
>qualifies 20th (+2.540) and 14th (+1.761) in a WDC-winning car
>finishes 9th (+ 1 lap) in the first race and spins off in the second in a WDC-winning car
>0 points in two races in a WDC-winning car
>Verstappen gets 2 points
>Hill gets 20 points
>Coulthard gets 7 points
>Williams now leads the WCC by 2 points

Also Benetton's chief engineer at the time talking about Lehto's crash:

>Frank Dernie was present at that fateful test and exclusively revealed “I think Lehto had not expected Schumacher to be as quick as he was. The massive crash he had where he broke his neck was a combination of factors, one was certainly deterioration of the track as the dew dropped. But I am fairly sure Lehto was convinced the damper testing we were doing on his car was the reason for Schumacher being quicker than him earlier. So when we put standard dampers on he was expecting more grip than he got.”

Also:

>On average JJ qualified 2.2 seconds from Schumacher. No driver within a top team has performed so badly compared to their teammate since

This guy was the worst Finnish F1 driver of all time.

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so this is the power of British Women

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Bigger opening=more airflow=more cooling, I'd expect most teams are running something like that this weekend since they're in the desert

If you think he was bad in a car you should see what he can do with a boat

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Or a go-kart

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>the worst Finnish F1 driver of all time
Why hello there. Did someone call me?

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From a decent gig at McLaren to fucking nu-Lotus/Catherham. Where did it all go wrong for him?

Hamilton happened to him, like it happened to Bottas. Except he was weaker both mentally and as a driver, so it destroyed him.
He probably shouldn't have been picked to a top team at that point; he just happened to be at the right place at the right time when Alonso shit the bed at McLaren and engineered a convenient driver swap.

massive chad dick*

>thinking it was Lehto's doing

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*finishes 4th and 5th*

Post that Ruth finnbro mentioned

But the important question is can I romance the Agent if I win the WDC?

saw this on /g/
not sure if you guys would even want to make an /f1/ version but I thought I'd share it

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Heh

Unironically prefer Rakesh to ellipses aussie.

this

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>Alonso's back for Bahrain testing
Time to see his time 0.5s faster than Carlos one

I only want Marta

Why not

you get a bond girl too

Does Lando have a speech impediment?

Bruno Spengler, ?, ?, Hammy, ?, Jamie Green, ?, Marko Asmer, ?, ?, Bobby K, ?, ?, Degrassi

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why no Donatella di Giorgio in W-Series?

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vittu mikä datanomi :D

>Monsieur, Ricciardo is faster on the practice sessions
>Doomp Eet
>Garnish his wages
>Find another delusional driver

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>that senner helmet

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One to the left of Digrassi is Sérgio Jimenez (another Brazilian)

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what happened bros
makino was supposed to be /our guy/ with honda

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What is it with Brazilian drivers and concrete walls?

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He is but he is gonna fight for Honda domestically like all good speedy Japanese bois.

nyck de vries looks like the alien guy from x files

For me it's Luis Hamilton dos Santos

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and Roberto Streit is in between Asmer and Kubica

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>2020 rules ban copying air inlets and suspensions between teams

How exactly is this going to be enforced?

check digits nerds

>launch your car before anyone else
>complain to the FIA that your car had air inlets and suspension first
>all other cars banned except Mercedes because FIAMG
>guaranteed podiums

Roll

>11
>11
HE WILLS IT. CHECK DIGITS YOU FUCKS

Gimi at the local Shell.

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so this... is the power of AI

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...

for me, it's todd hazelwood's missus

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WHOSE FUCKING HYPE FOR TOMORROW? WILL BOTTAS CONTINUE HIS BEARDED MADMAN MARCH? WAS IT ALL AN ELABORATE SCRIPTED RUSE? WILL HWL RETURN THIS WEEKEND? OR IS SOMETHING ELSE IN STORE FOR US? TUNE IN TO YOUR LOCAL BROADCAST TO FIND OUT
youtube.com/watch?v=7_KdfvtLFvk

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Bit going on here.

so wait are they all in the exact same team? i tried looking at their website but it tells me almost fuck all about the actual cars they would be driving.

big question for you lads.
would you rather be a double amputee (legs cut off above the knee) or have horrific facial deformation
pic unrelated

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Remember when they had Vettel commercials when they were leading the firdt half of 2017
It suddenly stopped when Singapore happened

Imagine how the fish monger feels, having both

reminder

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Still rather big limos than those shitty scalectrix boomer mobiles

I fuckin hate large cars
>t.manlet

motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-floor-damage-kerbs-debris/4359953/
>There was an assumption made that it was by kerbs, but I didn’t ride any more kerbs than I had done in the past. So it most likely was debris, some debris from other cars losing parts of their cars. It could have been that, but it’s all a guessing game. I didn’t make any mistakes or run wide anywhere to cause the incident. But it was a big loss in performance
>NU UH NOT MY FAULT CAR WAS DAMAGED!!
Kek@Hamlelton's life, he's disputing James who said it was Hamilton's fault due to aggressive kerb riding. He's now slowly sowing the seeds of discord among Mercedes :D just like in 2016 :DD

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nice dubs but i aint taking no bait sweatie :^)

A rich amputee, obviously.

boner status: half mast

Ok mein Schatz ;), but it's not bait. Personally I like the carnage these larger cars bring, like dickhardos hedge trimming and front wing smashing, it adds a level of randomness and uncertainty to the race, since a dated front wing means a lengthy pit stop to replace it

Simon-mode la

when is f1 on?

dot com

I miss them, lads...

t-they have to come back, r-right?

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M8 i've got some bad-e news for you...

>BMW
NEVER EVER
>short, compact, raceable cars
NEVER EVER

Still an entitled asshole I see.
So satisfying watching him get his ass beat at Le Mans while he was driving for Peugeot .

>that rear end and engine cover profiling

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lmao you always says that dude. i dont get it, it just looks stupid to me, because i want to see racing and i dont like randomness. if i want to see carnage, amerika has monster jam lol. also as an american studying french and german, is stuttgart still good? will i be stabbed my doctors and engineers if i do a study abroad there?

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Only in your memories lad

Because they are women and/or minorities

based incel """""dane""""""

Yeah haha they even still have a huge tarp with the SF70 here

>t. minority

Cognitive dissonance never ceases to amaze me.

Calling it:
>Bahrain
>Lewis wins
>Bottas second
>some random driver in p8 gets the fastest lap bonus point thanks to a late pitstop
>Bottas still leads the championship
>Sky narrative begins to question the fastest lap bonus point

Why does Hamilton have such a desire to make everything about him?

Oh you're so fucking right - though I'm going to give DHL FASTEST LAP to AMX after he AMXs his podium place and ends up running fourth behind Vetlel but a pitstop in front of Leclerc

Because he is a cunt.

(((they))) told him to do so

Because he's a textbook narcissist.

Because white people needs to constantly need to be angered

F2 practice in 50 mins

Red Bull podium this Sunday.

For Gasly.

I hope it's both Max and Pierre.

Morningstreams

1080:
b40533978eba6350c5daae81fb819d5d18e0aa16

720:
98e1c780a0ee99b50ae9f88e5bf23cb78f39ff4a
Looping atm so not watchable, don't know if the ID will stay the same when they fix it

Nah only Gasly

Only if Bottas wins.

Though maybe Ferrari might have fixed their issues.

I'm just waiting for someone to make a pit stop for fastest lap and then the pit crew fucking it up releasing him in 11th place

I'm fine with this.

Noen nordmenn her? Hvordan ser dere F1?

>Ricky's grid kid tripped on the gutter that ripped his front wing off

Guaran-fucking-teed to be BLYAT

Any new beers worth trying, Belgolad?

>Ricky's grid kid tripped on the hedge that ripped his front wing of

FTFY

Are we finally gonna see some overtaking?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA no

Yep, in FKino

>Ricky's grid kid tripped on the wheelchair access path that ripped his front wing off

FTFY

>Ricky's grid kid tripped on the literally nothing that ripped his front wing off
FTFY

>Any new beers worth trying, Belgolad?
hmm, not really had anything special that comes to mind in the last few weeks. I think next week we'll have some new sugestions in the bar where I work in the weekends. fingers crossed there's a new discovery in there.

grandprix247.com/2019/03/29/piquet-quits-formula-e-to-focus-on-brazilian-stockcars/
>back to soapa racing

I wish I was rich... :(

Jodå broder, vi finns här. Kolla sportstream.tv

>Ricciardo didn't hit anything

kek is that the narrative now?

What's phase two of your plan?
That the team sabotaged the wing for it to fall off? or just claim it never fell off at all?

>Meeke had puncture
>Loeb had ded suspension
I wanted those two to be successful

Also SS2 in 6 mins

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First F-Kino practice session of the season in 10 minutes

Stream:
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The wing didn't fall off. The wing you saw in the footage and photographs was not Ricciardo's. He actually finished 13th.

Coolio.

fuck loeb, cunt's had more than enough go right for him in his career

So you're saying it was actually Hulkenberg, and that the HIDF photoshopped in Ricciardo's helmet?

>photoshopped

Actually, make that:
*deepfaked

>tfw too boomer to keep up with the latest zoomer maymays

Both Renault cars finished.

TV coverage is go now

He isn't racing anymore lad, he's not gonna win a rally. Still better than other Hyundai drivers though

Here we go lads... here we fucking go. Dawn has broken, and it's breakfast time in the second era of SWL

*crack*
*sip*
Ahhhhh....
Schumacher, now THAT'S a surname...

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t. JJ

>11th
>behind his teamate

it's over lads. he's shit. the hype was not real.

Nice proxy, Dan.

he can't even beat fucking Ge-gay-el. i was supposed to win.

Jagonya Ayam!

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Of course he has melanin enriched skin :D

>new low nose has ruined overtaking
>formula kino not so kino since being molested

Or maybe it's because his father owns the franchise rights for KFC in Indonesia and has bankrolled his career.

>schumachEXPOSED

youtube.com/watch?v=n-SXBF6xkt8

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Wew Ogier almost hit a cow again. And then got distracted and spun in an hairpin

That pace drop off from P13 down...

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>Calelleron +1sec on her team mate

new when?

Here

>molo

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South of Germany is better than north if anything, I hate university cities either way. As for racing, if you want racing you'll have to watch a different series, since F1 is more politics, strategia and luck than racing