/heem/ - Natty HoFer Edition

cucky bless

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>Uriah Hall's record is now 14-9
Is this the absolute worst record in the UFC bar CM Punk?

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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No.

I wish I had platinum and gold and silver to give you

Reddit.com
Thank me later

Not even close

why doesn't dana publicly force jon to move to hw?
he did it with max
there is literally no one left in the lhw division
he beat dc twice, gus sucks
at this point he's only padding his title defence/fight streak stat

My boy Alex Caceres has 14-12 rec

How the fuck is this guy 36 (thirty-six) and looking like your 18yo daughters bf?

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>implying there is any competition at HW for Jon

Max was turning into a sick self flushing zombie man due to cutbabbying and would have moved up anyway
Jon fights at his natural weight unlike half the roster who are cutfaggots and he has no need to go up

>eat clean
>exercise
And most importantly
>follow the word of Jesus christ

might be onto something...

Don't complain about Jon not moving up because he is doing the right thing in terms of weight
Instead complain about all the Middleweightcucks not moving up. At least Cockhold has made the move

Yoel heems Jon

>Israel Adesanya is in talks for a title fight after beating Bumson and Past-prime Silva

Anyone actually picking Masvidal against Askren?

I for one am looking forward to The Chris's redemption at LHW and watching him heem another GOAT

Guarantee all the newfags who just discovered masvidal and are enamoured with the three piece with the soda meme will have him beating GOATren

Askren has a peast of a beach chin.

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Am tempted but I know Bens wrassling is superior

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=BThFJumuB2Y
Natty GOAT

I never get bored of this webm

Abdul, my son...

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how do I achieve this natty figure? What's his routine?

weird how only nonwhites do this shit in street fights

AYO STAND EM UP AYO LET EM GET DEY JUICE

FUNK'D

he'd get heem'd by overeem

get funk'd motherfunker

>look up bjj in street fights to see if this is true
>first video I see confirms
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaBCPcWG2vo

>youtube panders to your interests because google deepmind
>somehow search result always confirms your bias

antarctic ice walls dude

nope stephens is 13-15

got to love these guys though, you have to be damn good, entertaining and game not to be cut after losing so many fights, and many of them stay ranked through it all

He could take punches from chinks and Arabs but whites and blacks especially will decapitate him

lombard is 3-8 in the ufc

44th for coral springs

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Hahahaha bumbred is fucking exposed
>yo I'm tough I beat up trash talkers bitch I ain't no bitch yo
>duck Ben Askren
>Ben with his rick and morty tier fight IQ films himself talking shit about masvidal and posts it online for everyone to see, showing everybody that Masvidal is actually a pussy who won't fight anybody who he doesn't know 100% for sure he can't beat

I browse Reddit and discord

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The fucking wind up on the punches at 21 seconds

>heems your leg
there

are whites at a disadvantage when it comes to jabs to the face? if so, should there be rules to mitigate against this clear biological detriment?

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Me

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whats this stance called?

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> Tyron Woodley-Robbie Lawler Rematch to Headline UFC on ESPN 4 in Minneapolis

Neat. Askren will be happy that Robbie has another fighter booked.

> Jon Jones-Thiago Santos, Amanda Nunes-Holly Holm Title Bouts Set for UFC 239

I thought so. I don;t see why JBJ would go up and fight Stipe.

go fuck yourself

front double biceps

who the fuck wants to see Woodley Lawler 2? such a weird fight

You got a problem with it? You are more than welcome to make your own MMA promotion with your own MMA talent? Whats that? You don't have the money for it? Oh, then shut the fuck up and appreciate what the people in the UFC are trying to do for you by putting on a fight between the world's most elite fighting talent.

tell him, Dana

you sound insufferable

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Dana is GOD.
He just knows what's best.

fucking rekt

prime jones would heem middleweights

>Amanda Nunes-Holly Holm

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yeah because prime jones is a fucking light heavyweight

>Till and Wonderboy both BUABOOSHED and FLUSHED within a week of eachother
so much for le best strikers

there's finna be another gadooshing this weekend between barboza and gaethje for sure

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go fuck yourself

Shut the fuck up. If you think weight has everything to do with winning a fight then you clearly don't know anything about the sport. This is an organization filled with the world's most elite fighting talent, and if you think weight is what ultimately settles their fights then you are stupid.

based

but barboza has been gadooshed by terrible strikers on many occasions, they seem to be his achilles heel, like when you lose to a kid button mashing in tekken

You are a fucking idiot if you think you can compare actual fighting between the world's most elite fighting talent with a fucking video game like Tekken

fuck this
*spreads ass*

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>Rule #11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

uriah hall learned to fight exclusively from playing Tekken FACT!!

>taking issue with the fact an analogy is different to the situation it's being compared to

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Lmao@all the "men" upset at Gillete advert.

Yeah you may be upset but can you find a better razor?

No. When your boyfriend is sucking your dick and pounding your tight little boipucci, do you want hairy ass and hairy ballls? Of course not.
There is no otehr razor, NO OTHER RAZOE, that gives your boipucci that baby-soft feeling and you know it.

Any other Gilette fans here?

>otehr
>razoe
just lmao when someone types out a long post and it's ruined by a few spelling errors

I hate everyone in AKA. Are they the bad guys in UFC?

Karate is the twink martial art

Aoki bout to reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>ching chong Max Holloway vs ching chong Damian Maia

Wtf guys. My gf just snapped me this picture

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Ngannou is a virgin, don't worry

Someone post the webm of wonderboy getting heemed please

>gillete advert
Wow welcome to a month ago, m8. Its old news and no one cares anymore. Also Shekel Shave Club for life.

Discord is OK, some of the users are a bit off, but it's generally a chill place

Fat fuck

Leaping cobra

gay alien skull

>shaving
Just grow a beard

Will Robbie get flushed for good?

Coral, how'd you sleep last night night my dude?

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Favourite bruntle speeb moment?

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stipe is the next lhw champ

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It was a peach that time he fer shure gawlt cucked by Tuggert my bee

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tuber doesnt give a fuck mate

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found a jon jones lookalike in porn

search for 'justin slayer' dude sounds just like jon jones

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>lookalike
>dude sounds just like

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Cody should go to one fc. He would easily be their top star with many KO's

here i am hoping i still got all my hair at 30

meanwhile wonderboy still gets id'd at almost 40

that's what demetrious johnson did and everyone called him goat lmao

nice webm, thanks italy

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This is what Conor does.

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Fucken pedo

Ref sleeping

early stoppage

Who is your boy?
Who is your girl?
Lastly, who is your nigga?

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How long would have johnny have hit that man if the ref heemed himself with the fall?

If he wasn't dumber than a box of rocks, he could probably pull it off. He did the same dumb mistakes three fights in a row. One fc has shit tier fighters, but any boxing coach worth his pay could train any fighter to beat him, easy.

>who are we fighting next? Garbrant?
>talk shit about his hooker wife or his mongo son, get him worked up
>if he grazes you, just take a knee and get ready to counter that left-right hooks

>Who is your boy?
Ruthless
>Who is your girl?
Veronica Rothlenhausler (RIP)
>Lastly, who is your nigga?
Herb

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Where does Brendan Schaub fit into all of this?

Henry, it's all over. Wake up.

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>The Rousey hype train was building 8 years ago

>UFC 193 was 12 years ago

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Had a dream that I moved to Brazil and Dominick Cruz was there and he was living with monks.

This is the Maycee Barber era now chump. “The Future” is now

directly in to all of our hearts my bee

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Prime Ronda would

Natural athlete

My sources are telling me that Costa vs Weidman is in the works

fack

He's Brazilian so probably until his fist hit the canvas through his skull.

Coral what the hell, you told me that you're still in school but it's 8:00 on a Thursday and you're still not even awake yet? You've got some explaining to fo my friend.

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*do

Uh, you know college classes don’t all start at 8am? Most students don’t take classes that early

Coral is in high school

No he ain’t

He's gotta be feeling somewhat confident after that pathetic Tyrone performance.

He told me, you cocksucker

That was a prank you dingus

To be fair, BJJ is shilled to be the end all be all of martial arts.
>look how BJJ changed this man's life!
>local man uses BJJ to stop thief
>BJJMemes.com
I just don't understand why BJJ seems so special to sell like its flawless.

Oh shit he got me

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its like karate in the 80's
we will see it completely watered down in no time
also bc of lack of strikes it is very sellable to normies

modern bjj with the butt scooting and guard pulling is pure meme martial arts

I could submit every here

*breaks your arm*

true
but that does not care a normie,if he even recognises it
also gi is shit imho

>holly holm has 3 wins ant 4 losses in her last 7 fights
>and 4 title shots in those same 7 fights
Remember how many wins in a row Khabib and Marty had to do to get a title shot? WMMA is very thin, but surely, SURELY Holm isn't the best contender. No need to give her a title shot every time she doesn't get butchered. MORE TITLE SHOTS THAN WINS.

I love weird MMA dreams, unironically thank you for sharing

>also gi is shit imho
I generally agree but a Canadian made a good post about this the other night. There's a good chance anyone he theoretically street fights with would be wearing a heavy coat which is gi-like.

Makes you realise how screwed Holloway is.

WBW is weak as fuck as well as wmma in general, you can count the female fighters who are actually good legit fighters on one hand

that said, when i saw it announced my first thought was "water we doin hear?"

> a leaf
here in germany its boxing bc you dont want to be on your back against mehmet and his cousins

>B-BJJ is le meme!!!!
>Wh-Which is why every single professional fighter on the planet trains it!!!!

Martial arts are useless against a gun, street fights are for subhumans

t. manlet

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It's a counter to wrestling in MMA but wrestling is far superior for self defence so just train that

Having regrets you spent $150 monthly for classes?

t. cant carry a gun

why would I want to?

Yeah for sure, wrestling is a BEAST of a munster for self-defense. Just lay on him and then um...

>It's a counter to wrestling in MMA
Judo works fine too, you can turn around takedown attempts. Yet people vastly prefer BJJ.

In the worst case scenario some criminal attacks you. Every man has the right to arms and self defense.

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>three piece and a soda
>nerd bash
>mah ballz was hot

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Then you GnP. Come on nigga.

Completely leaving your hands down. He deserved it

UFC signed this guy.

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>flippy shits
Did the young bucks train this dude?

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Looks like a retarded try hard. He'll gas or get gadooshed before any of that garbo lands on anyone in the ufc

I was impressed until I realized he was 3 feet tall

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kek what is this skyrim why are you expecting bandits on the highway

Muay Thai is the indisputable best MA for self defense. All grappling is a meme because IRL there are weapons and other people involved, and if you try to hug someone you're likely to get stabbed in the stomach or your skull stomped in. Muay Thai > Boxing because MT actually teaches you how to stay on your feet and how to balance yourself against takedowns, whereas boxing doesn't. Although boxing does teach superior footwork and placement, but unless you're fighting another competent striker, this is irrelevant. But just carry a gun or even just pepper spray if you're that worried.

Nigga didn't even extend his fist for a jab. If that were me I would have fucking single legged his ass

secret discord link: discord.gg/AcCSnMP

fat

shut up fat

I don't expect bad things to happen, but they happen and could happen to anyone. Boxing/bjj/whatever isn't going to help against someone with a weapon, are knives banned in Australia btw?

>biggest practitioner of judo in MMA is a retired meme-woman
Hurts

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Sell me the Nunes-Holm fight.

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My central argument for boxing > MT btfo

I can’t. Only available through ESPN+

yeah totally banned, if you accidentally leave home with a screw driver in your pocket you can do jail time.

Nunes is a good boxer, for a woman, and Holmes won 3 of her last 7.

I tried to join but I can't see anything.

Redpill me on Edson vs Justin. Does Justin have a chance? Edson got raped by both kebab and Lee. Even the mountain nigger managed to stop his kicks. Will Justin get it done?

>Muay Thai
>real striking

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Gaychee sucks, Barboza by 2nd or 3rd round heem

no need to look him up to know that he's dagestani

I can see justin getting meme kicked by a retreating barboza.

>My Boy
Always the Chris
>My Girl
Chadmanda Nunes
>My Nigga
Khabib Nurmogabob Dagolf he my new nigga now

>hand to hand combat in self defense

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Double chicken wings

How good would they be?

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>martial arts discussion in an mma general
>hurr but guys muh bloodlust, muh chip on muh shoulder

Dan Kelly is pretty good. He almost beat Elias.

This post makes me want to freak out and do something bad

You're so fucking upset

Justin said he might use his offensive wrestling in this fight. If he survives the first 3 rounds, he should win pretty easily.

You get to see based Amanda beat up whitebread holm again. I think we're in for a brutal heeming this time

oh for sure this time gaychi will land the wrestling

Who will Jef be cheering for though?

Everyone seems to think Barboza got this.
I don't know how good his wrestling is. I feel like Justin might get it done but Barboza got some dangerous kicks

>a dick sized pistol in self defense

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>no protruding chin
literally every brawler in the UFC is fucked

Justin fights blind, he puts his hands in front of his face to advance. Literally asking to get headkicked. And Barboza's headkicks, having an arm in the way does nothing.

I'm still butthurt Volkov lost against Lewis. Hate how the UFC hyped him while he shouldn't have ever been top 3 HW

Gaychee will try to stand in the pocket and bang with him and end up being meme kicked into the netherrealm

That us literally Khabib

*dodges your bullets and heems you*
heh, better luck next time kid

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Why does every street nog use this stance and why can't white people counter it

now's not the time for fear, rose. that comes later.

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>meme kicked
>in the pocket

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Because it doesn't make any sense
It's like drunken boxing

>why cant white people counter it
>white man literally chokes the n*gger unconscious in the video
that said he's lucky one of those negroes was apparently on his side or else he wouldve been heemed during the groundwork. street fights are a meme

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>he doesn't know about the gay mafia that runs the ufc
>he doesn't know that megan olivi is a lesbian and benavidez is her beard

>barboza completely lacks the ability to step backwards

Why do you have pictures of random women (who aren't even related to MMA) on your computer you loser?

>gaycheese completely lacks the ability to step forward

Give me the odds on DC permaheeming himself after Jon moves up to heavyweight and takes his title

If Megan is a lesbian then it's over for me lads
I was going to become a cutbabby in the UFC and brutally heem her husband and make her fall in love with me instead
I may as well just stay at featherweight and get heemed into a living death by prospect killer mode Jose

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jokes on you that's actually me
favorite martial art for self defense (LOL)?

kek

Thicc DC will succ the life out of that twinkboi Jon

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>implying Jon stays at LHW
Full Power Jon pulls DC's head clean off his shoulders

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>lose 2 sanctioned fights
>lose the fight at the presser

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Why did he pinch Jon's peepee?

youtube.com/watch?v=ehlqPsSAlCU

colby

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this is how they cure lesbianism in Bolsorano's Brazil?

>the fear in his face
He definitely got cornered by Mahsood and his brothers and forced to say it

cringe

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Wtf? I love Colby now!

I unironically have over 240,000 karma on reddit, so I find it hilarious that you idiots think you have any authority to challenge my opinions.

Immigrant mentality vs urine abnormality, dc gets degree in mma math if stip wins against jon

You're a bum you suck I bet you don't even post there

What a bum fuck that guy poor mans Ben Askren

Ok, now this is epic

EDIT: I appreciate all the support!

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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stiopic vs steroid dick

upvoted

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He's gonna get away with shit talking brazilians because since electing bolsonaro they're no longer a protected class?

How tight is Coral's ass? Just curious.

How about you start streaming again you fucking nigger

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Khabib > Iaquinta > Masvidal > Till > Wonderboy > Whittaker

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Autistische thread

Lynch yourself, discord loser

Migratory mindset vs weird pee

streamable.com/3cqpv

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Why the fuck are her elbows so pointy?

Nice teeth retard

Look how proud he looks

Cause you're gay luke

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joe

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A pretty woman is totally ruined if her arms are hairy

BJ Penn is 16-13. His last win was against Matt Hughes in 2010.

The gyno on TJ.... how is he now just getting busted dudes been on the juice for a long time.

Dude's*

nothing wrong with that

Fuck niggers.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Kikes.
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Internet Censors.
Fuck Goverment Employees.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck cops.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem.
Fuck the Koran.
Fuck the Torah.
Fuck Warner Brothers.
Fuck Women's Rights
Fuck The Rockefellers
Fuck NATO
Fuck the UN
Fuck The Middle East.

And that's a good thing

He got a N.C bc he got "injured by cage" lmao

this bag of fucking zilch literally spends more time on his proxying arab monkey nigger ass mimicking other people more than me

if i believed in laws i would literally imprison you with all the other whites that orwellian muslim shithole has left in the wild with no tools or fire

schaub!!

literally never ever let those jews win

phil mackenzie bless

imagine being this low income and autistic, enjoy never being me you fucking zilch, go jerk off to asian porn you fucking nobody jre listening fucking zero i hope anyone you care about gets acid thrown in their face and you die horrifically of some cancer

all the mod did is ban good ops and graphics not spam you stupid fuck enjoy your welfare or 9-5 you fucking gooseegg you cant ban anyone they have no power you fucking zilch i wish i had your address you wouldnt be alive its not possible to hate someone more than i hate you fucking cunt don't reply im not reading it you fucking zilch cunt faggot fucking nigger shitskin loving virgin awsfhawepofihawepfoiahwepfoiahwepfoihawepfioahwepfoiahwgp8a4hag984hgpa498htp98hwrtpa98erthpae9r8thaperthpaer8htpa9er8thpaer98fwnefuaew9fhp3498gh34p98th34p89th34p8thpa43thap43thap34tha4iogha4thia4iotha4tijhp;a4io

Favorite femal
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Jews, all of them. One by one.

Madchen Amick is a race traitor

Laura Dern is a race traitor

Jimmy Kimmel is a kike (nonwhite)

based

HELLO GOVERNMENET, MY NAMe is retarded and i want YOU to control all the weapons lmao it has worked in every society in history nothing bad ever happens plus fuck being allowed to do what i want i want yOU to own me lmfao @ my "life" i mean YOUR LIFE IT BELONGS TO YOU TAKE MY GUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>paying to post on here
>taking more than a second to get a new IP
take a fucking networking class LAD
ive been banned about 7500 times lmfao it just takes a second to come back and im doing it at work lmfao

Just IMAGINE being such a SHITSKIN you PAY to watch MMA for 64.99 plus tip

JUST IMAGINE being such a SHITSKIN you PAY for laws to exist in THOUSANDS a year

Embedded!
youtu.be/NECLFF1t4hQ

Fuck drumpf and fuck wypipo

this is your fault you fat fuck
one week didnt do this once
you just couldnt leave well enough alone
you know what
we're taking it up a notch now
and the second time your suicide attempt will be a success lol you low bench pressing zilch

MINI KHABIB'S DAD "JC" GAVE HER A UTI. PASS IT ON.

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Welcome back from your failed suicide attempt Yea Forums moderator! I had a good time posting while you were away. Come on now back to work self imposing arbitary needless rules on your fellow man. Get to it paco you freedom hating fucking zilch.

don't respond to that fucking zilch. first word in capital letter no punctuation english flag he fucks children and is fucking steaming that wwe is more legit than mma

don't respond to that fucking zilch. first word in capital letter no punctuation english flag he fucks children and is fucking steaming that wwe is more legit than mma

don't respond to that fucking zilch. first word in capital letter no punctuation english flag he fucks children and is fucking steaming that wwe is more legit than mma

don't respond to that fucking zilch. first word in capital letter no punctuation english flag he fucks children and is fucking steaming that wwe is more legit than mma

don't respond to that fucking zilch. first word in capital letter no punctuation english flag he fucks children and is fucking steaming that wwe is more legit than mma

clocking in early are we

Fucking jobless zilch working the marks. It was fun when you weren't here this afternoon you fat fucking zilch. Use a crane to hang yourself you fucking zilch. ZILCH ZILCH ZILCH

Robbie
Andrade
Yole

IVE GOT SOME BADDDDD NEWS FOR YOU YOU FAT FUCKING ZILCH CUNT

There was no afterlife. So i just created one. And I'm going to haunt you and every other micromanaging hall monitor shit for brains cuck for eternity.

based, thoughts on the mayweather song? thoughts on homo porn???

hahaha you missed 12 hours of spam you lazy loser i'm glad you'll never be able to afford a used mitsubishi mirage you fucking unloved zilch

nice job handling the spam on tv for the past 5 years you're welcome you fucking zero

i fucking spam with IMPUGNITY YOU PUG LMFAO you fat fucking zilch on stilts unstoppable send in the troops you aint got ANYTHING ON ME YOU FAT FUCKING FREEDOM HATING ZICLH

noose yourself fatso

noose yourself fatso
noose yourself fatso

noose yourself fatso
noose yourself fatso

you fucking STINK at your JOB and you have no life outside of Yea Forums lmmfao

CUNNYBOT

based ^

hardest hitting heem poster right here

lol no hiding your identity bud this is a police state.

who the FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE WORKING FOR 4KEK?

what an absolute sad state of affairs humanity is

lol

glad that fucking zilch on stilts got knocked out she throws punches like jew nose manlet lithcuckold i hope she dies in a skiing accident

i'd literally rather quit Yea Forums entirely then use discord, everyone who uses it is a freedom hating fucking zilch

Prime Poirier heems Mcgregor

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Luke, is that you?

Fuck this clownthread

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Valbong Today at 9:00 AM
wtf is going on today with the mod aids
durrrrrrrr Today at 9:00 AM
YER A BIG OAF
crowd goes wild
Asturbator24Today at 9:01 AM
think it all started from someone requesting a flair
and spiraled out of control
oh nice
i have my identity back
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:01 AM
bj is a fucking idiot
changing roles and names and not changing them back
Valbong Today at 9:01 AM
police brutality
Asturbator24Today at 9:02 AM
AMAD
fuck
AMAB
i mean
:Cody:
BorkLeznirToday at 9:02 AM
:poultry_leg: :poultry_leg: :poultry_leg: :Proper12:
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:02 AM
All Mods Are Based
BorkLeznirToday at 9:04 AM
Wilder is a fucking brainlet
why would he even fight that autist from youtube
Valbong Today at 9:04 AM
I own /heem/ scored a fucking 40 out of 40 on the autism test. What a fucking zilch
IVE GOT SOME BADDDDD NEWS FOR YOU YOU FAT FUCKING ZILCH CUNT
There was no afterlife. So i just created one. And I'm going to haunt you and every other micromanaging hall monitor shit for brains cuck for eternity.
durrrrrrrr Today at 9:04 AM
EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
BorkLeznirToday at 9:04 AM
and literally get angry and take his shit seriously? the kid is straight retarded
Valbong Today at 9:04 AM
y'talmbout Charles Zed?
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:05 AM
you mean the guy who has been periodically spamming the thread for over 3 years now?
Valbong Today at 9:05 AM
charlie won that btw
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:05 AM
nah hes normal af
BorkLeznirToday at 9:05 AM
yeah
durrrrrrrr Today at 9:05 AM
:charlie: time to bring out the unused emoji
BorkLeznirToday at 9:06 AM
charlie zed
wilder is a fucking mongoloid
he was so cringe at the presser
those little smooth rhymes he was doing
about god and whatever bullshit he said
durrrrrrrr Today at 9:07 AM
I thought it was cringe when Tyson got up from the knockdown

holly keeps looking worse and worse... is it bwcause of the roids bros?

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luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:09 AM
I dont like that
And he also isnt, he is a duck who will say anything to get attention
BorkLeznirToday at 9:10 AM
You got some sorta problem with me, pal?
BatFury Today at 9:10 AM
I liked him before he robbed tyson
BorkLeznirToday at 9:10 AM
:jacare:
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:10 AM
youtu.be/F2nsFoJmFO0
YouTube
Bruce FUCKIN vane!
DEONTAY WILDER ONE FACE ONE NAME ALL SHAME! (THE DUCK CHRONICLES E...
Asturbator24Today at 9:10 AM
>robbing someone by knocking him down TWO times in a fight
Valbong Today at 9:10 AM
Jontay Wilbers?
Asturbator24Today at 9:10 AM
you can hardly call that a robbery
even though he got styled on
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:11 AM
it was a massive robbery considering he lost every round he didnt get a knockdown in

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Asturbator24Today at 9:12 AM
from a point scoring perspective maybe, but what from a real fight perspective he did the bigger damage
BorkLeznirToday at 9:12 AM
omg
Asturbator24Today at 9:12 AM
its a combat sport at the end of the day and not a pure point scoring sport like figure skating or gymnastics
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:12 AM
from a boxing perspective yes
BorkLeznirToday at 9:13 AM
this is why i hate boxing
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:13 AM
boxing suuuuucks
Valbong Today at 9:13 AM
based spammy

What is it about /heem/ that draws spammers? My new theory is that CTE is contagious

Really surprised Pilla or Lister haven't taken away Luke's mod privileges, he's making a mockery of the discord, argues with absolutely everybody and used his privileges to ban people he loses arguments to. Personally if I was in charge I would de-mod Luke so to speak, and make Reem Bless a mod.

Theres only one based spammy and only one brendan schaub.

Most cringe post I've seen in a while.

Asturbator24Today at 9:13 AM
thats why yoel also won the second fight
:LUH:
Reem bless Today at 9:14 AM
can we all agree wilder is a dumbass
and his management
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:14 AM
Wilder is maybe the dumbest fighter to ever live
to turn down the money he turned down
BorkLeznirToday at 9:15 AM
by this logic, cody beat tj
Asturbator24Today at 9:15 AM
tfw when DAZN goes bankrupt this year and you will all eat your words
Valbong Today at 9:15 AM
cody beats TJ 8/10 times
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:16 AM
DAZN are backed by Leonard Blavatnik luckily
Reem bless Today at 9:16 AM
who made this post
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:16 AM
you
AIexJonesToday at 9:16 AM
lmao
Reem bless Today at 9:16 AM
its well known i never use capital letters in my sentences

luke is a massive retard cuck lmao

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Reem bless is a nigger

two you zilch

BorkLeznirToday at 9:17 AM
hahaha
psyops
Valbong Today at 9:17 AM
keck
Doctor TriangleToday at 9:17 AM
Super cringe
Reem bless Today at 9:17 AM
he switched from turkish proxy to big me up
spammy bless

? khabib literally ate a wheel kick and didn't care

hi what is going on here

Asturbator24Today at 9:18 AM
@Doctor Triangle are you spammy?
answer truthfully
Valbong Today at 9:19 AM
Reem bless Today at 9:19 AM
thanks @BorkLeznir
BorkLeznirToday at 9:19 AM
Huh?
I didn't post that
Doctor TriangleToday at 9:20 AM
" I'm an obese slob"

they haven't done it because they know luke would neck himself. he's a turbo sperg. this discord is all he has. he's as bad as spammy but actually has functional legs

Doctor TriangleToday at 9:20 AM
look i just got him to call himself an obese slob lol
BorkLeznirToday at 9:20 AM
Someone is using a proxy
estonia lol
Valbong Today at 9:21 AM
:open_mouth: ya think?
BABYLONToday at 9:21 AM
Woah woah we giddit your not racist woah man we giddit
Valbong Today at 9:21 AM
a friggin proxy dude?
BorkLeznirToday at 9:21 AM
yeah
im not a racist
Valbong Today at 9:22 AM

luke is a bum

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take that back

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you fucking discord niggers need to learn the difference between me and derek its not that fucking hard you low income no life zilches

keep it up spammy this is pure gold
also unironically a homosexual who got bullied in school for being a spastic

Muay thai doesn't really teach you to stay on your feet, because there are no takedowns in muay thai. Clinch isn't a takedown.

Boxing is superior to muay thai for da streetz, because self defense is about quick reliable knockouts and that is boxing's forte. Muay thai guys can't bang like boxers.

Boxing/Wrestling or Boxing/Jiu Jitsu is the best.

For self defense, you need to counter the following two moves: loopy haymakers and sloppy double legs. That's all untrained guys are going to try to do to you, unless they bring weapons into it which is another matter entirely.

Not sure what is worse. The discord MMA server or a turkroach sperging out worse than ferguson

>50k posts in a year
just how little does this aspie have going on in his life?

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We only like you, no one gives a fuck about your little mate "Derek" fuck that nobody zilch

Valbong Today at 9:22 AM
having legs is a beast
Reem bless Today at 9:22 AM
its bizarre how discord memes take over the whole thread sometimes
AIexJonesToday at 9:23 AM
what discord memes
Asturbator24Today at 9:23 AM
love the autism in the the heem thread right now ngl
Reem bless Today at 9:23 AM
its hilarious
Valbong Today at 9:23 AM
it is
Whoda Today at 9:23 AM
>from a point scoring perspective maybe, but what from a real fight perspective he did the bigger damage
Pssst
pssst
Psssssssssst
Maia won the decision, Masvidal won the fight
Reem bless Today at 9:23 AM
upboat my post if we should keep spammy in heemcord
Doctor TriangleToday at 9:24 AM
I have spammy mindfucked lol it's so sad
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:25 AM
spammy and discord cucked heem
AIexJonesToday at 9:25 AM
I feel like there's a big chunk of backstory I missed
BorkLeznirToday at 9:25 AM
who is spammy?
BorkLeznirToday at 9:25 AM
can someone redpill me?

luke where you at bitch nigga?

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Finally got myself a car today lads I'm so happy

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derek will not be pleased to hear that

Asturbator24Today at 9:25 AM
>state of cazzies itt
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:26 AM
war machine posting from prison
Doctor TriangleToday at 9:26 AM
A scorned WWE fan
Valbong Today at 9:26 AM
a long story
but he is the hero we need
BorkLeznirToday at 9:26 AM
ahahaha
jesus
Reem bless Today at 9:27 AM
look at that dutch newfag thinking hes actually from turkey
luke, Disciple of Schaub Today at 9:27 AM
yes, he is

>reddit.com/user/xcaliz0rtz
they love you spammy. almost as much as luke loves thinking about big meaty cocks collapsing his sphincter

it’s a proxy, he’s been doing this shit for years now

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>15 tweets
>1 like
bro take a hint u are unloved and unnoticed and totally friendless lmao ye miserable cunt

>tfw chickun

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Reminder: BJJ is useless in a streetfight

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
If anyone has been wondering why I've been a ghost lately, it's because I got some possibly very bad news last week, and after losing two friends this year already, I needed to just step away from everything for awhile.

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1111097366763966465

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How does the Lawler vs. Woodley rematch go? Woodley again or can punished Robbie take it

primary schaub would defeat n-gannou

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Woodlet wins. Robbie looked good in his last fight, but Woodley still isn't an overhyped bum like Askren.

>on 10th reddit account
>on twitter with 40 followers, 90% are bots
>on 5 different discords and banned from another 15
how can anyone be this lonely and miserable?

I was a doubter, but after Entering the System I've got to say Danaher is the real deal. He's improved jiu jitus immeasurably. I'm honestly a bit mad I didn't have access to techniques this good when I started.

Most of the jiu jitsu you see in MMA is garbage. It's the same 'maybe it works, maybe it doesn't' shit I was taught when I first started. In 5-10 years, when Danaher's shit becomes standard you're going to see grappling in MMA at a new level.

Bullshit guillotines that don't work? Gone. Danaher has figured out how to easily choke the shit out of anyone from the guillotine. I can't believe I was shown such shitty guillotine technique when I started jiu jitsu 6 years ago. Guys taking the back and then getting stuck? Gone. Danaher has turned the back into a death sentence. Triangles, armbars, leglocks Danaher has improved all this shit and it's only starting to spread now.

Anyway, even if you don't train keep an eye on this shit. Because change is coming and it's going to be interesting to see what happens when his techniques become the new standard.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oOZ9OYiTNZY

You've never stepped foot in a gym before, never trained

schaubtimus prime would cream zingano

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woodley split decision

shut the fuck up luke u wheezy little twig gobshite

Betting against Kookie is basically free money at this point, right?

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Michelle isn’t great at SW, I don’t think it’s a sure thing. Also betting with your dick is never a bright idea

Really cringey honestly

I'm not betting with my dick, Karolina is absolutely flushed and her soul has been stolen. The fivehead thottie isn't great, but it will probably be enough to beat this broken soul.

No he didn’t you little broke stupid bitch

masvidal is a can

horiguchi is a can

every gook fighter is fucking shit

imagine watching weeb fights to feel special LMFAO

fucking no brain low test zilch

Correct. If Justin fights as usual, he's just gonna break under the sheer volume that will be thrown at him. His only chance is going back to wrestling. It will be a spicey banger, but he will lose.

But there's literally dozens of videos of people successfully using BJJ in street fights?

>Reminder: BJJ is situational in a streetfight

That would be more accurate. BJJ doesn't answer everything, but what it does it does really fucking well.

Gucci would murder the entire UFC BW division

nice meme retardd hes not good cuz he crushes warhol soup cans in vietnam

LMAO Adesanya is a big favorite against Fatselum. How the fuck do the bookies fall for these obvious hypetrains like this?

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fatselum is a manlet who has zero quality wins
pissrael wins every round

Is this pasta?
Besides loads of people are saying that what he's most known for, the leglock system was pioneered mostly by Eddie Cummings anyway.

>He got knocked out once in 80 fights by one of the best strikers on the planet in a close fight
>Therefore, some fat beaner midget will beat him fershure my guy

>barely split decisions unranked vetorri

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>Gets strangled by old man Weidman

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keep reporting me PUKE you disgusting cave trog fragile ass pussy ass bitch. see you 5 minutes after the """""""ban""""""

Racist

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gastelum still has better wins than adesanya

When I first saw MMA I was still an atheist
Now I acknowledge that Jesus Christ is my saviour who died for my sins

/heem/ settle an argument for me
If someone pulled a knife on you and asked you to give them their money could you perform an ankle pick on them before getting stabbed?
My mate reckons you couldn't but most people's reaction to a knife being pulled would be to freeze up so if you were quick enough there's no way he would be expecting the level change and he wouldn't be able to reach you with the blade if you got low enough

Betting odds aren't based solely on who has "better wins" you dumb brainlet caz.

is he getting heemed again

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then how is him getting choked out by weidman in any way relevant you zogged brain fat faggot? Adenigger has zero ground game, no power and no chin, would've lost against vetorri if he used more wrestling in the earlier rounds.
Shut
Up
Fat
Stop watching mma, you're too dumb

look how worked this mark is

you go "oh sure buddy take it easy let me-" BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM and he's fucking dead, simple as.

oh wait, britsharts can't do that and are at the mercy of criminals... enjoy grappling with people carrying knives i guess?

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Video was unrelated, he's just a chinlet bum with zero skills, that's why he stands no chance.

How did he die for your sins? You weren't even alive when he died?

Adesanya = Till

Simple as that.

Knives are illegal in the UK so it wouldn't happen there either

This fight is overrated shit, I don't give a fuck what just bleed retards think

which one

People need to rewatch Edwards vs Usman.

The one fighting Twood

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You can be le 35 yo prospect man get worked by a 155 mexican who is past his prime. It's mma mate. And when we talk about guys who can wrestle it's impossible to predict anything

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Wait, that fight is actually happening? Did Askren retire yet? The only top 10 WW he can beat is Till, and even there I wouldn't put my money on him.

former kickboxers are muh-muh-muh-munsters in mma 100%

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this unironically

me getting heemed

they just walked around hitting eachother every now and then
borefest, it's MIXED martial arts ok

espn.com.au/mma/story/_/id/26375093/woodley-lawler-highlight-june-29-fight-night

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BASED Jon teasing Stipe Biotchich with a fight before taking it back

"Y-YES! T-THANK YOU JON. I'M RELEVANT AGAIN!"
- Stipe
"LOOOOOOL PSYCHE!"
- Jon

And Sleepay goes straight back to being a literal who

Based Jon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

kek based

Dustin Poyay as a big underdog seems like a good deal too. Max is a better striker, and probably better fighter overall, but his chin is really suspect, and Dustin has heavy hands. Plus Dustin is semi-good at wrestling and submissions, while Max has nothing.

If the odds were closer I wouldn't bet, but I'll put some cheeky money on Dustin at these odds.

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The next Galore Bofando

>Pride rules
Yeap, that's my girl

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oh that one. no

So Askren got retired by 20 seconds with old Robbie. What a """GOAT""".

Jon was probably coked up when he made that tweet. He realized he's still a little bitch scared of heavyweights when he sobered up and took the middleweight fight.

This and entirely unironically

>then how is him getting choked out by weidman in any way relevant
Zero reading comprehension. You cited their records as if they were the sole justification for your argument. Obviously their previous fights are some indication of their ability, I never denied that fact. And I never implied that the record of either fighter was all that mattered. you brought up one of Adesanya's losses, so I provided one of Gastelum's losses in response. Are you really so denss that you struggle to follow a simple conversation? You simple-minded, smooth-brained hooligan.

>Adenigger
Very clever

>zero ground game
Flat-out wrong. You don't just defend takedowns from Brunson with zero ground game. Even ignoring that fight, he demonstrated high-level grappling in the Vettori fight as well. But for sure the guy that got choked out by a wrestler will for sure drag him into deep waters my man.

>no power
An exaggeration, but fair enough, I suppose. He's admittedly not a power puncher, but he does have excellent placement and technique in his strikes. Silva was able to mitigate Adesanya's damage with head movement and blocking, but make no mistake, he's still fully capable of scoring a KO. This is inarguable.

>no chin
Now you're just being silly

>would've lost against vetorri if he used more wrestling in the earlier rounds.
And if my aunt had a nutsack she'd be my uncle.

>Stop watching mma, you're too dumb
This is just comical irony. I'd suggest you stay on discord where you and your faggot butt buddies can jerk eachother off and upvote each other's pseudo-intellecual posts without getting shit on by me. Also go hit the weight room, you scrawny beta bitch.

>running away before the post-fight interview

Why?

what are your honest thawlts on heemcord janny Luke?

I know you are joking but that is literally the liberal's train of thought

I was pretty keen on the rematch desu thought Robbie looked unflushed at the start

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Oh shit, are you Ben Shapiro? Because you destroyed that libtard with FACTS and LOGIC!!!

How is his chin suspect, you dummy? I've literally never even seen him wobbled.

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>flippyshit

At least he will get beat up in spectacular fashion.

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I feel sorry for him. He obviously hasn't had the best life since he is how he is. Great MMA/kickboxing/boxing/MT knowledge, though.

>never even seen him wobbled

t. brainlet

I guess you'd say Wondercuck's chin wasn't suspect too before the Pettis fight.

That's when he called out the butthurt Britt

twitter.com/babydolldestany/status/1111104751532470272

What about this one?

this is really weak bait

I think it was one of the teachers/professors/someone there yelling them to stop that girl or something like that so she legged it.

It's not pasta, it's just the truth. Watch C*mmings' heelhook instructionals, then watch Danaher's. It's clear who the master is.

Danaher reinvented jiu jitsu, he rightfully never forgave C*mmings for jobbing to Geo at EBI. C*mmings got scared and retired, his biggest contribution to the world is contributing to the suicide of an internationally beloved chief.

Cringe

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You can tell someone's chin is suspect without seeing them get heem'd / wobbled you absolute doofus.

Then why are you replying to it?

unironic cringe

you can reply to something without taking the bait. it's not like I'm arguing with him.
surely there are better ways to spend your time, user.

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>hispanic manlet vs white twink

Nice backpedaling you absolute caz.

Andrade looking like uhhhh, what do the zoomers say? a snack?

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what you're doing is sad, really. I'm the only one replying to it just to tell you how bad it is and you keep going.

anyway, time's up nerd. gotta go fuck Stacy

based

I love how Chael somehow mangles every name he pronounces

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Lawler would have tapped if he wasn’t unconscious.

UFC HW Francis Nabono
Famed Japanese kickboxing prodigy Tessin Nablublublu

ufc.com/news/dos-and-donts-getting-your-fighter-autograph

>For that matter, one time I was taking a pee next to some guy and he tried to shake my hand. I had to say, “I’m not going to shake your hand, and for obvious reasons.” The bathroom is for peeing.
based

I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the heems.
Catch ya's later.

You’re flushed

Does a toilet get flushed or does a toilet do the flushing?

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It was fun while watching it live.

youtu.be/PHEgCLJx9co

Paige is so hot dude.

instagram.com/p/Bvj1SrblS10/

Fuck this guy is cringy, that kiss he does all the time Jesus Christ. Ducking everyone. Askren is on film staring down Usman but sure he's scared of the fat lightweight who lost a kickboxing match to Maia

Askren is 100% scared of him, otherwise he would call him out after the Toilet fight, just as he was planning to do with Till.

O-M-G this dude gets more fr*ggen epic by the day

the toilet flushes itself

Askren hasn't stopped bullying him since the fight

Like this
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1110624480555077632
Or
twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1110942704358383616

Sample size of 2 is frankly not enough evidence to support your theory

Running your mouth on twitter means nothing, he was planning an in-octagon callout with the toilet.

He said that he tried get in the octagon but Dana wouldn’t let him regardless of who won.

Hello frens

Yeah, that's exactly what he would say. He's just a pussy who will never fight in the UFC again, unless it's against someone like Toilet Till.

*heems you*

Wrong

Remember that time Heem heemd replying to posts?

Wmma is still a meme unfortunately. Cyborg was supposed to be the goat at the beginning of the year and she's also fought cans.

it was clean /heem/, we need to go back to no (You)'s
starting from this post

Rogan is live
youtu.be/evDiCrCQIm0

it was like a schizophrenics journal

I dont care

Lmfao ruebusch is wearing a tanktop

I tired af and haven't slept in 26 hours. Any tips on getting to the till realm?

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Take every pill in your house then run headfirst into a brick wall, that ought to put you out

How many kg benches in 3x reps

It was obvious to everyone sensible that Cyborg was a can, she never fought anyone good.

Amanda is the first female fighter that isn't straight up embarrassing.

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Half your moms bw

Shev
Pre-flush Joanna
Andrade

all legitimately good

>Shev
Salty Hillary Clinton kind of cunt.

>Pre-flush Joanna
No.

>Andrade
The only one that can be in the conversation.

When Rose flushes Androgynous will you recognize that skinhead

Incredible, you just applied the same retarded shilling arguments that people use to defend shitty video games and movies, congrats on being biggest nigger on the thread

I know right, weight is just a social construct

brazil is a shithole and all brazilians must fucking hang

bas-
>flag
lmaooo

FACT without brazil we have no mma

Valentina is P4P the most skilled female fighter in the UFC

don't (you) me

Uriah is a known piece of shit who is trying to hurt his sparing partners
Cant wait till he gets cte

>t. Bulgar turk
yikes

amanda vs can => amanda win

amanda vs bottle => bottle win

Nobody was planning on it dork

does karate hottie have the ugliest fucking feet ever i'm not even a foot fetishist but this is absolutely disgusting holy fuck

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that ain't me, bee

would nibble on them haha

is this real?
holy shit, i will stop jerking off to her immediately after seeing this. what a shame

Karate Hottie? More like the Fivehead Goblin, am I right boys???

Rose pulls out citing mental health, guaranteed

Can't wait for all rose waifu fags to get btfo

No

I understand you're used to these 56%er goblina feet my man, I know it's tough out there. Move to Europe, you will see some delicious feet here.

Post still applies

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No thanks. I’m not a footfag so I don’t care, and European “women” all look like horses

? Please elaborate

lol based

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oof now that's a cope

>being attracted to a filthy, smelly, disgusting foot
Feet are horrible and should be hidden. Footfags are akin to furries and pedos

you seem pretty cool, don't come to heem Saturday

>filthy, smelly, disgusting foot

That's just because you're used to 56%er goblina feet my man.

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Unless they walk on their hands wherever you're from, all feet will be sweaty and dirty

what do you know about fighting? huh? huh?
that's what I thought

can confirm

I see, you're a virgin still. You'll come around once you'll start having sex my man.

based

tranny sister?
i see that she was ready to face andrade long ago

is this you, valbong?

Based and feetpilled

b-but i watch the fights and go on /heem/. i’m basically an analyst

>just spam takedowns
How can strikers even compare?

I literally cannot think of a body part more revolting than a dirt nasty foot

I think I have the necessary to make the next thread so am taking the shot you absolute goofs

A true analyst doesn't watch fights on the TV
He looks at the matchup, breaks it down and then plays out the fight in his mind
Watch "the fights" is a total casual move, only done by those too simple to understand the essence of fighting. The way the fight plays out in the mind comes to be the reality.

a vagina

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dont

based

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Sauce?

*chokes u out*

the toilet moves up to middleweight and saves UK MMA by becoming champ

Yoel, Bobby, Jacare and Costa would perma heem him.

>C'MON LETS GET IT ON
*puts out my right hand motioning I want to touch gloves*

Not sure about Costa, he's permabum as well.

can I make the next thread guys?
I will do it if I get at least 3 (you)'s

Hurry

you better link previous, my guy

*pulls guard*
*controls both your arms*

Eheheheh.... now all I have to do is lay in this position for 2 minutes and the ref will stand us up

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He's juiced enough that he can spam power shots and never tire. Isreal is a chinlet with no ground game. The first shot that connects sleeps him.

I was on my way to becoming a pro MMA fighter after years of training when I lost both my legs in a serious car accident, now I just post on Yea Forums all day.

C'mon bro don't stallbeast me

My favorite thing is when a fighter gets taken down and immediately starts asking the ref to stand them up.

So you see a lot of people sit there and say stuff like "oh no one's solved the Jon Jones puzzle yet, no one knows how to beat him". And to that I say, has anyone figured out my puzzle yet? Does anyone know how to beat me? Is there a blueprint? Clearly not, there is no path to defeat for me. To go a step further, Jones has actually had adversity in the cage while I haven't
In many ways, I'm even better than Jon Jones

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kek get rekt retard

based

Faggot

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because shes nearly 40 with a super low body fat %

Really stupid thing to post.

Post who you consider to be the greatest martial artist of all time. For me, it's Joey Karate.

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Oh God... OH GOD... I cannot WAIT to see the BBD (Big Brown Dyke) SMASH that little cumflake Holly Holmes

Gonna be so brutal, so dominant, so hot.

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stay mad cripple

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mate max gets wobbled all the time but he just doesnt go down, its why hes #1 CTE victim in UFC

>Jon Jones teases Stipe fight
>decides to fight a bloated MW one trick pony instead
Sad. Jones is a ducking can.

>wobbled all the time

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Repulsive

(the black kids, not Cyborg)

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Jones planned fight 3-4 times this year

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My boy roberto soldic was talking about sparing with him

That crack addict would get sent to heem heaven

Ducked Stipe twice now

she showing them her dick?

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>implying it was not the UFC who told him to do that so they could just fuck with Stipay mentally after having him getting interested
Look into it

>big brown
>a “white” “man”
wdhmbt

I hope he gets heemed but realistically, it will not happen

NewNewNew

in all fairness that last kick was a fucking bomb, have no idea how that korean didnt go to sleep