/afl/ - gamethread

>Week 2 for the revamped Footy Show was always going to be tough.

>Last night it drew just 163,000 viewers (including on multichannels in 2 cities) despite its million plus lead-in from MAFS. That was down from 290,000 in its return last week.

>The Front Bar drew 383,000 across 5 cities, also down on last week’s 400,000. In their Melbourne hometown Seven’s show (277,000) thrashed Nine’s (96,000).

yikes, not a drawl at all b

cringe

that's what you get when you put women, cripples and third rate ""comedians"" who don't give a single fuck about being there on a footy show. Glad it's dead in the water.

The craziest part is that the MAFS show is literally the most popular show right now.

>standard contested marks
>"""mark of the year"""
That's a yikes from me.

>watching any footy shows besides On the Couch, Footy Classified, Marngrook and Access All Areas

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is this real? were boomers really such retards they thought germany would have invaded australia?

dardy

Malifice

>boomers
>either world wars
The whole point is that boomers have existed only in a global conflict economic boom society and have never experienced hardship yet act like they are the most burdened generation to have ever existed.

Apparently Jack Crisp camwhored for a while.

That's like 3 gay pies players now.

the other two? one has to be moore

Moore and Elliott

I heard Grundy

everyone older than 30 is a dumb boomer and should just die desu

which afl player is most likely to post on Yea Forums?

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liam ryan

that sperg from Richmond who plays Fortnite

Go tigers!

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richmond
adelaide
essendon
port
geelong
gws
brisbane
hawthorne
gold coast

darcy moore cocks please

Who wins?

Racism loses.

B S A
S
A

was rance actually useful?

Best interceptor in the comp despite what the tall poppy syndrome people say

based samefag poster

based butthurt cynical freo poster

Forgot there was a game on tonight.
>Tigers vs Pies
>8 v 8
Can't wait for the AFLW to see some high scoring games desu.

arguably the Tige's most important player

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Was that Clive Palmer ad about us being infiltrated by chinese communists true?

at least they got someone to replace rance's diving

If he was allowed to float around freely, sure.
If he had to play 1v1 (and the umpires sucked his cock), sure.
If he had to play 1v1 (and it was umpired fairly), no.

great to see Lynch has picked up a few tools from Rance during the off season

would unironically be freer and more prosperous as a chink protectorate tbqh

Why do they call it a hamburger when it's clearly a beef patty? There's no ham in there.

Who? Not Higgins?

Mitch Robinson does play fortmeme so I'd say him. He's probably the basedbane poster.

>AFLM

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>Reiwoldt injured
beautiful

is the lesser riewoldt the most selfish player in the league?
>constantly flops around and tries to take huge hangers often fucking over his team mates

alright, a few more days until AFLW is done for the year. Can you sexless /r9k/ spergs stop having a fit each time you remember it exists then?

Not our year m8. I can feel it. It’ll all go down hill

First Rance now Jack, they really think a premiership will cost them an arm and a leg kek

>Richmond losing their high profile show ponies
>Only going to be left with hungry, disciplined guys who want to secure their spot in the team through skill
It's over. 2019 is Richmond's.

Based Treloar, that should cover 2 days of travel

Richmond are FINISHED

Tigers are going to smash the shit out of Saints in round 4. They'll be back.

>tiggers

9thmond eternal

>Mark of the year contender as well as goal of the year due to context of mark of the year
The fix is in

nice "semi-tradition" you've got there spergo

still got him on a string lads

t. Jake Stringer

>Bunnings nutcase girl again

Of the previous 52 teams to start the season 0-2, just 3 have gone on to play finals. The loser tonight is literally FINISHED.

thanks BF

Telstra keeping blocking and unblocking Yea Forums every 10 fucking minutes its an absolute joke this shit.

>CollingPOOd BADpies

Tigers won last week though?

PLEASE make the switch to Aussie BB, it's a gorillion times better
t. Just did yesterday

Im not on NBN yet or I would

>dominate the game
>be only 6 points up
>get Dom Sheeded by Edwards in the shadow of half time
I mean Pies should still win but they are shook

The job of a tall is to get the ball to ground for the smalls, in their case at least.
A mark is a bonus.
Also he is unironically better than Nick.

>taking selfies with the crowd now makes you a "role model"
give me a spell

Requesting pictures of SHOOK Bucks get spammed when the pies lose tonight. Thanks.

activate it

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Das it mayne

Is Dusty, dare I say it, cooked?

change your DNS settings

Pfffffft

telcos that blocked Yea Forums made it a ip block a while ago lad

>Giving google or cloudflare all your surfing information

>lynch going to Richmond
Why did this have to happen

Lads, I'd been seeing this girl the past few weeks and everything seemed to be going well. It was essentially early days of a relationship, with lots of time together and lots of sex. Then she told me she was relocating to another state very soon. We did message and snap every day up until two days ago, but now she seems to be ghosting me.

Is she ghosting me just because she doesn't want to get too attached because she's leaving soon? If so, that's fair enough, but why wouldn't she just tell me? Also, why did she even go out with me multiple times over the past few weeks?

sounds like a wombat mate

Fuck sex Havers
This is an incel community now

>>>/nrl/

>Cox can't score at 69

>women
>capable of thinking ahead
plot twist: she was never relocating, just trying to get rid of you.

That guy from the samsung galaxy ad who gets asked about his future is some washed up home and away/ neighbours actor and i cant figure out who it is and its bothering me.

THICC TIGER MUMMY

neighbors. Conor something was his character name or real name I can't remember

what a wombat?

the bloke in the Berocca ad where he keeps changing jobs is Mouse from the first Matrix movie.

>That throw
#Umped

HOT PIES

That's it m8 thanks.

Also funny is I noticed the guy who played bec hewitts boyfriend on home and away is doing hungry jacks ads now.

kek same that Noah cunt

I got blond tips because of him.

fuck the afl

tassie two heads footy club when

I trust you are all watching the AFLW grand final on sunday?

telstra’s block was a dns block.
your isp would be worse than cloudflare, and probably on par or worse than google

Lads look at /nrl/'s round 3 game of the round crowd.

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Will there be games on Thursday all season long?

Do NOT let /nrl/ see this.

>umpire pays a free kick when the player marked it anyway
I really fucking hate that.

nah most rounds won't have it

Rounds 1-6 and 13-15.

*breathes in*

Yeah that was a clear mark too.

Fuck wagies, keep Thursday night games and make Monday night games all season
Neets need entertainment too

Bitchmond BTFO but also umped, at least it was a good match

based

Hot pies

that's lang park as well
so so grim

How can the Richmond fanbase possibly compete?

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Carlton don't count
Wait until next week

H O T
P
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tranny cox

>Giants
Tigers are FINISHED.

>twice the capacity
>roachmond plastics fucking off back to the fridge after getting EXPOSED
>still more people than nrl
grim

why is abby wearing a table cloth?

when is roaming brian?

Would have a go at the chick doing the interview desu

i'd be too beta for her

based self aware user

>all the premierships are paid for, for the good old collingwood

wtf

Just one more day to go wagies

>tfw had 6 weeks off with for surgery but healed in 3 for a taste of the NEET life again.
love it.

based mitch marsh, how are the testes mate

my boss is away until after ANZAC Day, he's going to japan. Ostensibly to go skiing, but I've got a feeling he might be a dl pervert.

>BSA Cox is a coal miner
sad

Bring back the biff
Bring back the muscle
Bring back the fists
Bring back the knuckles

A little bit of blood never hurt anyone
So get out there and give em shit
Bugger the ball and fuck the whistle
Bring back the biff

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>Broncos home game
Worrying signs for NRL, could this be the year it folds?

the play that got him an All-Australian guernsey

it was a broncos cowboys game at suncorp just last week
nrl bogans can't afford going to two games in a week

>bogans
Yeah I'd much rather be a sophisticated gayfl customer.

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based. not happy with the queers in AFL house

i'd rather faggots and trannies than lads who walk around in packs looking to start fights all the time

where is bachar's daughter's hijab?

Riewoldt expected to miss 8 weeks.

>who walk around in packs looking to start fights all the time
Literally doesn't happen. Drunk faggots talk shit and provoke players and then they get hit and cry that they got bashed. Learn to think and apply yourself.

does he have a Nubian queen gf?

hmm yes I’m sure of the literal hundreds of incidents over the off season none of them were provoked by the players

>hundreds
>the media love using the NRL as a scapegoat when it's a slow news day which is everyday in Australia.
Give me 15 articles I want a giggle

i was talking about fans not the players you retard
step away from your ivory tower and go hang out at an suburban train station for 20 minutes and you're likely to have some faggots in rugby shorts try and start shit with you

>suit can't handle the bants
Tell him to fuck off and don't back down, problem sorted. Cunts like that are more scared of you than you are of them why do you think they act like that. They talk shit and try to appear tough cause they're shitting themselves non-stop. You blink you're probably going to get fucked though.

pathetic larp going on in here
literally not how it works, they come back with 3 mates and now you're in the ICU because your ego felt that deescalating was too pussy a move. You've literally never been in a fight in your life and it shows.

Ok ok it shows that I don't have to take public transport like a pleb because I can afford a car.

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>he doesn't get mummy or daddy to drop him off and pick him up
lmao, enjoy the cost of fuel and parking

literally any situation "m8"
>more scared of you than you are of them
most retarded advice ever given in any situation. Never underestimate anything or anybody's ability to fuck you up. Trying to play emotional games or pulling some alpha card is retarded because A) in all likelihood they're on meth aka psychotic, the #1 reason someone is picking a fight, B) they're got mates nearby and they just want to roll you for your phone+wallet, C) one bad fall on concrete can leave you brain dead.

Just trying to read about some afl customer getting fucked up on a train and everyone is raining on my parade lads.

I've got a very short fuse since /nrl/ used one of my based tradie memes as the OP last weekend, I cannot sanction their buffoonery

You sound like one of the cunts I want me and my 3 mates to put ICU after talking shit. I mean cunt do I look like a buffooney to you, I'm not one of those hippoawhatevers you know I don't live in watah. Ya wanna fight do ya huh huh

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terrible bants, I bet this is Bitcho Melican

that De Goey mark is bullshit overrated, barely left the ground, terrible aesthetic. If that's even in the top 10 of mark of the year contenders it's a shit year.

Heeney's mark last week was better.

agreed 100%

Morning

lol

saving an epic bread

how do we fix this shit

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morning lads, had a bit of a sleep in. no work for me today, living life to the max as a neet

So are Richmond, dare I say it, FINISHED?

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what its just full of people wereing yellow and red...wait OH NO NO NO

What do you mean? This is just >us returning to where >we belong on the ladder

who's playing tonight

Sydney/Adelaide

Sydney will wallop the crows and a senior player like tex or betts will sperg out in the media over the next week

If anything, it'll be Pyke who spergs out

did crowbro die?

crows

why aren't the crows as well run as the iggs?

What do you mean?

you don't because I want to hear the ferals on 5AA have on air aneurysm's during their rants.

the iggs are more successful, richer, have a bigger fan base, are now clean off field, have a good culture that players want to be a part of and don't do embarrassing shit like the power stance & playing an opposition club's theme song for 24 hours straight at a pre-season camp.

there's no reason why the crows can't be as well run as the iggles.

The Crows have a good culture, but you're right about the cringy stuff, but that's just Pyke's autism. I don't know many people who are really keen on Pyke desu. All the players are goodbois, almost never any off-field drama stuff ever. I suppose the Crows' management have a different ethos in managing the club compared to the Iggs. But the main issue is Pyke.

looks like this year's narrative is racism

I thought it was sexism

racism and sexism

They call me Getsplentyofnudesbutlittlesexlad.

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>tfw don't even know that many non-relative females IRL
>tfw my last pick up attempt was "hey, wanna come home and get fucked" on a coworker
the state of me

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Your situation is probably better than the constant blue balling I get.

>scully is playing this weekend
how the FUCK do the hawks do it?

how do I into all those snap nudes tho?

I ask for their sc details and usually start off by sending them some shitty pics of me with filters and it escalates from there.

this is what I get for not bothering with social media at all for the last 7 years, so behind the game it's not funny

you only really need snapchat. facebook/insta/whatever aren't necessary

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do you need to be good looking to get all these nude snaps? or can uglybros get them?

you really think these girls are sending nudes to a Quasimodo looking guy?

there's a dude I work with who is Mediterranean complexion but looks kinda abo (he does have nice teeth though) who is absolutely SLAYING some of the hottest skanks I've seen in Perth on the weekend while his gf works at a pub lol. They just send him walls of text, I dunno how he does it.

I hope they are.

You don't necessarily need to be good looking. You just have to take good photos.

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always with the cat and dog (thot) filters are they really that fucking insecure they need to add some shit to their face EVERY time.

cat and dog filters mean they are dtf, laf

that's a cute bum

for you

I'M SO FUCKING LONELY

lol

my problem is that I'm content being alone and I don't have enough drive/desire to go out and find bitches anymore despite being alright by 4chins standards, might try and get on TRT
>tfw 30 yo doomer

Sorry about last night, Vlad.

That's a tidy bathroom.

that's how you know it's the bathroom of the chad she woke up to that morning and not hers. women are incapable of keeping anything clean or tidy.

more likely the c.uck boyfriend who does all the cleaning, notice the toothbrushes

>he doesn't keep a couple of spare tbrushes for bitches to clean themselves up with
t. incel

I keep them in their packets, nice try though

sounds like you don't get much use out of them, chin up bud

I know you're trolling but that was meant as prior to sluts using them use.

/afl/ - /soc/

I haven't spoken to anyone other than my mum and brother in 2 years

Does she want the D, /soc/?

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cringe

Tipping Swans but believing Crows will do the job, either way whoever loses is going down the shitter

is it true that bucks got cucked by some bbl player? does that mean /cric/ wins?

his wife is a turboslut he should have known better
>buying your son a BLL guersney with his favourite player on the back
>that same player is fucking your wife
Nathan Cuckley lol

brutal

>even an uber chad like bucks can get cucked

it's a sad world

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women are and always will be a mistake

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awful post/like ratio

snot funny guys :(

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>14 posts a day, every day for 12 years straight
wew

>as she is a big slut!!

dunno why this made laugh

>49,300 tweets in 5 years and 6 months
>24 tweets per day
>349 followers and struggles to even get 1 like on his tweets

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big yikes from me

my god. do retweets count towards that total? I hope so

Poor Straffo, do you think he's on tinder?

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i'm beginning to feel like a straffGOD straffGOD
all my tripcunts from the front to the back nod back nod
now who thinks their holes aren't strong enough to get pozzed, get pozzed
they said i post like a fat cunt so call me sebcunt

but for me to rap like a fat cunt must split up my jeans
i got a rip up in my back pocket
my supercoach sucks cuz I half-cock it
got a fat knot in my ass cock-head
made a living off my twitter profit
ever since hill clinton didn't get office

hahahaha holy fuck

that was 14 years ago, i wonder if he still had hope back then

Straffo is too intelligent to use Tinder, he knows it's full of whores

Why did he stop posting there?

>makes fun of a person for posting 4519 comments in a year
>has himself posted 45,798 comments in 11 years
peak straffo

Only ever fucked a fat chick. Anyone fucked both a fat and skinny chick able to tell me how it compares

He has a point, 4163.45 is less than 4519

The screenshot was taken maybe a year or two ago. It doesn't show which number post of yours it was, just your posts in total.

like comparing apples and whales m8

He did stop posting though, I think RC scared him off.

What's for dinner, lads?

>buy two seats
>put your jacket made form a yacht sail around one so it looks like some one is with you

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where is rc these days?

KEK

I can't tell if he's being serious or not.

>scully is back already

how did the hawks manage to swindle them?

A real shame he chose to be arrogant and refuse help.

chicken alfredo

>riewoldt out for ten weeks
good to see the great magnet evening things out for ricmond

think im doing some crack tomorrow lads

Absolutely unholy, I bet you go for the d*es

chicken katsu sushi and a 375ml pepsi max

kabab and pink limonade

Probably smash a couple of streetwise feasts lad.

Based Straffo

who /dabloos/ here?

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It's already all over for us Richmond supporters isnt it? It wasn't supposed to start like this

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aliir aliir sure is a colourful character

He's my partner's favourite player.

Based SCG turf going to cause a ton of injuries tonight

Memes aside it's so fucking stupid about the Majak Daw thing that everyone's treating him like he's any good at all. North got smashed and people act like "just wait until we get Majak in", he's fucking garbage.

T. Insecure cuck

I wouldnt put my hopes on a man who has jumped off a bridge to end it all

How much longer will this 4channel ban last? Didn't like how quiet the thread was last night.

cannot for the life of me work out why anyone would support a "big 4" victorian AFL franchise

Well this is Australia we are talking about so forever

Based walking interviews

German Crowbro, you here m8?

>tfw a group of high school kids laughed at me on the train when I told them I couldn't drive
It's not that funny, right?

Is taylor walker still gonna try for a kid?

it is if you're between 17 & 21. Older than 21 though and it's pitiful and sad.

>Caring what zoomers think
High schoolers think they are cool because they drank one or their dads beers

did josh kennedy get cucked?

Probably, and I believe Sloane will.

Why can't ya drive m8?

I didn't get my driver's licence until I was 23
>But I had my motorbike licence since I was 17

Out of fear mostly

based lynchy

Fair enough, don't sweat it. The cars will drive themselves soon.

you that cunt who tried to justify failing the test five times?

turned 24 last week

I don't have anyone to go watch the new Avengers movie with.

www.drudgereport.com

It is predicted that by 2035, all cars will be driverless; but, until then

I'll go with you, what city?

buy yourself an old falcon or something and fang it around empty carparks, lad.

>Watching Cape shit

Perth.

>visual mediums of any kind

but then i won't get the memes

Sorry lad, wouldn't be able to make that work. Maybe we could call eachother before going into the movie, not so we could talk through the movie or anything because that would be rude, just so we can both feel like we're seeing a movie with someone and not alone.

How long until they ban shoving each other because of toxic masculinity?

Arrange a time and watch it at the same time, lads. It'll be like you're watching it together, but not really.

>there are ""people"" ITT who think going to the movies is a social activity and are too pathetic to see a movie alone

Worried that those teens who bullied the trainlad might find me.

Teens are cockheads, just ignore them

gf is VERY excited for this Sydney team's year, just keeps on biting her lower lip and playing with her hair.

this

Adelaide are FINISHED

Adelaide are trash this year, Jacobs, Betts, Walker, Gibbs all finished

tell their parents, lad

fuck WA labor tightarses who won't build the ellenbrook line as an underground route through north perth, ECU mt lawley and morley galleria.

what state lets you get a bike license without at least your P-plates?

new to afl
which games will be worth watching this weekend

iggs vs western sydney

Geelong vs Melbourne
West Coast Eagles vs Greater Western Sydney
Brisbane Lions vs North Melbourne
Hawthorn vs Western Bulldogs
Gonna be a good weekend

It's hard to predict which games will be good.

thanks, and go brisBASED

More like adelaide cows heh

did NOT miss these fucking DANKE SCHANE ads to be very honest with you all

unassailable lead here

>no AFLW

cheat day tomorrow lads, what should I have

I guess it's actually Sydney that's shit this year

Cyanide

checked

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Sydney are FINISHED and got like 5 more years of buddy's contract lmao.

that Bunnings nutjob lied through her teeth that entire time, scripted shit just like the AFL

based rc

>he didn't tip Adelaide.
Sad! Even Reality Cuck did >91658681

They are all actors anyway, none of those people actually work there

holy kek swans are fucking FINISHED

SEEDSGOAT

holy fuck what a kick

Kek

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Boundary coaching EXPOSED

>SHITNEY

Why are chinks so cute

formerly bucks

not a bad kick

2019 is the year of the Indian GF lad

SA, you only need Ls to get a learner's permit for a bike

brown skin is gross though

>9 free kicks to 1
HMMMMMMMMMM

North Indian (real) Aryans are great, they're like Arabs except without the stain of Islam

He just said AFLM, it's over lads.

>waahhhh why dont the umps stop punishing our rule breaking!

>aflm
cringe

Yeah but they’re rare as hell especially here

True

meh, they've been doing that in tennis for years and it hasn't hurt the sport

How the fuck did Buddy spin that one in

you missed the point completely

buddy still got it

>dirty boong being dirty
shocker

>adelaide chokes

Adelaide are FINISHED.

Pretty sure I saw Buddy and his partner at Mardi Gras this year

Wellingham?

tfw crows

/CROWBRO/
C
R
O
W
B
R
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/

You will never be free as your flag resembles the colors of the crows too much.

crows tbqh lads

this tbph

H A L F
T
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lads

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sure is m8

Thats a funny looking snorlax

LOOOOOOOOOL eddy had to apologise for making fun of the disabled person doing the coin toss

>AFLW getting bigger crowds than nrlel
Do NOT let /nrl/ hear about this

Lads would you be seen in public with this 38 year old woman?

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what the fuck kind of name is eugene?

gonna need a picture without all the filters before deciding lad, how old are you?

Steady on, Hamish.

There was woad

so what was that kid saying? Roads?

Rome

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this kid got the same lisp as that character from Monty Python
>frow him to the grownd

>not giving her the old heave ho

I would, but I got a thing for older women. Just make sure she doesn't try to cuck you into caring for the kid(s) lol

If this is what Perth old bird tinder looks like I might have to download it again this weekend.

I bet Fred approves.

I'd fuck her for sure but she wants to meet in public first.

Yeah m8, sex with skinny chicks is just so much better. Everything is tight and firm. It's a real shame really because THICC is a big turn on for me.

Cajun chicken I got for $2 from woolies

20 min walk around the park then set up the fuck lad. I've slayed some pigs on first meeting though

This is Airlie Beach tinder. She moved here after her divorce.

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based based fred poster

how long until they call one of these criminals a "superstar" without them doing anything? Can't be far off in Sudanbourne surely

Can i get a rundown?

Im 31

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majak is one of the best players in the comp according to reddit :)

bit going on here

Dumbo was mostly inoffensive although that Michael Buffer cameo may be THE single worst thing I’ve seen in my entire life

Get a pushbike, don't be a carcuck

lots of popes named Eugene

bikecunt....

>Aliir

>7.13
pls win Shitney, they shouldn't be rewarding this kind of thing

He's such a fucking nigger, he's the Pogba of the AFL

fuck off freshie/pol/, no one gives a shit

Fucking lmao

new 50m rule is such a fucking joke

Based obsessed faggot

If dons lose tomorrow im never posting in Yea Forums again lads

>Try to make the game faster
>Shit out a 100m penalty
>Bring it back to the center after blundering the behind call
State of the umps

>ball clearly changes direction
>hard to tell from that angle

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>obsessed
that's rich, you're paying more attention to Aliir than my open relationship gf

>umps

awful, awful quarter

>aliir touches the ball
>crowd cheers extra loud to show how racist they're not

The fucking state of these players kicking accuracy

>finally have time and a stream to watch
>this game

>

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what is up with the surname Melican and absolute mediocrity?

why is it so wet? something to do with this turf?

The Crows' gimmick is just tall players, good against the manlet teams like Shitney

Are we all enjoying this new high scoring footy?

scoring is big gay

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FFS shitney I was looking forward to 5aa

THANKS GIL

I think next year instead of putting in $20 to the footy tipping I'll just flush the $20 down the toilet and fuck myself in the arse with my wife's big black dildo

Friendly reminder that if you get on a peak hour train with a bike, fuck you.

>he doesn't know about chokelaide

whoa thats a bit to much excitement

that bunnings girl is oddly extremely attractive in a way I can't explain

my pub gives you a schooner ever week so it's still well worth it. I didn't tip last year though entirely due to my 2017 "effort"

Maybe the ol straff dog should consider riding a bike every now and then.

thank god it went to three quarter time, almost had a heart attack

Gonna wake up early just to get on a peak hour train with my bike just to go straight back home and go to bed
Thanks for giving me another way to fuck with wagies

Wattle Glen is hilly af, I wouldn't

twitter.com/Straffo/status/1110626457754099712
phwoar take a look at the girl who replied to straffman here

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>implying wagies use public transport

imagine going to Wattle Glen

How do people play a whole game of football
I wouldn't be able to run 1 lap of the field without coughing up blood

Didn't even give her tweet a like or reply, what a chad.

Imagine going to the CBD in a car and worrying about parking
t. Bus guru

"Sydney have to have more points than adelaide at the end to win"
Good insight bruce

FUCKING GOOOAAAAAALLLLL

True, my aunt always complains how much parking Costa meanwhile it costs me a dollar with my pensioner discount to go wagies nto town on the train
Why are wagies so dumb

>umpballing an away side
what did Gil mean by this

Wagies = factory workers, labourers ,construction etc
Burger flippers and office workers arent wagies

*doesn't pay for parking*
*gets to locations twice as fast as public transport*
*spends less on petrol than bus tickets per week for the same amount of travel*
*look sick while doing it*

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only asians and poofs use these

fucking zoomers and their phones

UH

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t. Incel troglodyte

t. car or public transport cuck

>it's a swans make a late comeback but falls short episode
*yawn* saw this one last week

>look sick
yeah, with HIV. Wouldn't be caught dead on that fagmobile. Plus they're only for manlets

oh no she did a baddie :(

>Gets into a collision and fucking dies while bus chads take pictures and share your dead body online talking shit about your gay bike

*doesn't hang onto the ball*

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*makes /afl/ boomers seethe*
looks like my work here is done
*zips away*

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fuck tradies they are the most toxic cunts and I hate how the media tries to prop them up as 'fair dinkum blokes"
never met a decent one in my life

>angry wagies stuck in their cagies

>free tram to and from work
>make connections with fellow commuters with the same schedule
>free wifi
everyone else is doing it wrong

>1 ticket to roaming Brian please

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Lives in the city and can be seen frequenting overpriced cafes and organic grocers

qualified or no? some unqualified labourers are pretty top blokes; but yeah, never met a qualified tradie who was who I'd call a good bloke

>scooters
ishygddt

in germany only 15 year olds drive scooters and then are think they are the ultimate gangsters when they join a 'scooter tuning gang'

>The shoddy city of the umps in the state of Buddy

genuinely feel sorry for nonscootercucks desperately trying to find some reason to pretend they aren't the absolute ideal mode of transport and tick every category
I can only think they don't know how to ride one or are such awful drivers they'd get smashed to pieces after a week on the road
mfw

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nice """discipline""" sydney

just move to vietnam and leave everyone else be with your scooters

only example you could find is a soi gape, tells you everything

t. trying too hard to be the next bikecunt

Kys yuppie

t. tedious lack of imagination

Why is interracial porn so nutritious and delicious?

at least /crows/ evened up the goals to behind ratio. Hate that shit

still waiting for a real argument

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>Didn’t get a seat on the vline this morning because of all the trade school kids taking up seats. So all us adults, many elderly also, are left to stand for 45. Normally I’m not fussed. But when I’ve been up all night from back pain and can barely stand, then it’s a problem.

you're a gay wog looking faggot when you use that mode of transport and your employer is probably Uber Eats

>so insecure with his sexuality he wastes time and money taking the bus everywhere

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Camry Crows

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good start to the day
time for lunch

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Stand by for roaming brian

already turned off sorry 7shill

Despicable

wish kayo would show BT
can't fucking stand dermutt brereton and the bimbo that accompanies him

Yeah it shows the match through 7 and then makes the crude switch to Fox for the analysis, but BT is far better than some suit circlejerking

based bt asking about rory's dead kid

so f'ing true
the glammed up panel bits are cancer

>nice tattoo of your dead kid mate

>Dangercunt won't reply to Walker or his "best mate" Sloane
pathetic

dangerfield on shitcunt watch

what am I missing?

Seeya tommorow lads have a good one

Cheers you too la

g'nite m8

*tucks you in*

why don't fox footy produce every broadcast and sell games to 7?

>adam selwood to des hedland, 2007

>this emoji shit
AFL will be dead in 7 years

looking forward to some more afl tomorrow lads
might actually get in to this sport

kek I remember that he said something like "I fucked her last night"

>says by increasingly nervous nrlel customer for the tenth time

We're all tipping Port, right lads?

yes

>tfw 2/2
>tfw bet on crows

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pls, only pleb redditors aren't 2/2 at this point.

havent been here for 2 years, glad straffoposting is still going strong

virgin cassies think Straffposting is belligerent, acidic hatred towards @straffo
Chad patrician MWNGF posters identify with the missteps we have all taken in our journey to self improvement.

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>eddie in shit for making a throwaway comment
Embarrassing.

the same Eddie that got into trouble for saying Adam Goodes should be doing publicity for a King Kong stage show a few years back?

very rude

Morning

>no games until 4
wtf afl

do places like the salvos want old socks with holes in them? or do I just throw them out?

the only 2 games worth watching today will be on at the same time
when will this meme end

I was seconds away from posting that pic myself last night lad, wew the synchronicity is here.

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>not streaming both on your dual monitor battlestation in HD
YGSIU

just throw them m8

nah just bin them. no socks and no underwear is what I was always told

h-how much longer til the footys on lads? i'm so fucking bored

3 or so hours la

>all these fucking afternoon games

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foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2019-eddie-mcguire-steps-aside-from-commentary-duties/news-story/37930a440fc11a55f4affd8d65c8b9c4

oh nonononononononono

New thread when?

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thanks lads