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generational edition

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youtu.be/wXQ56Dp0iB0
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

go knights

>nobody mentions the wild
>everyone is talking about "them"

WHERE ARE MY NUMBERS SHANNON?!?!

AVALANCHE

A V A L A N C H E

Based and falling snowpilled

AVALANCHE
AVALANCHE
AVALANCHE

For the sake of my mental health, I have decided to resign from the Yea Forums community (specifically this one), for starters I have Asperger syndrome, and have low tolerance for torment, thus making me not well adapted to the shitposting and hatred that is inflicted towards me, and I have tried, but yet I am still excessively harassed and bullied by a good deal of members, I may share vidya games and firearm enthusiasm in common but for 1.) hardly anyone has ever played games with me here and on one of two occasions I got kicked out of the session thanks to Krem, and if I express my interest for firearms, I will be gatekeeped for being a noguns, not to mention how much it just drags me down, as I said I'm not well adapted to the "shitposting" so it genuinely messes with my head and causes stress, all the Anglo hatred and excessive torment makes me feel incredibly unwelcome, it also seems the fellow Anglos of this server are either self hating or have also resigned, around when I first joined, as opposed to my experience on a local /k/ server, I felt more welcome and accepted, I even went through all the trouble of getting my mother to sign a permission slip and taking a test, yet it feels like a hostile environment, no matter how hard I try to roll with the punches.

start of thread reminder that tavares IS overrated shit

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imagine being the avalanche and being happy you barely won against a team with a pylon in goal

Enter Finland

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

Imagine not being an Avs fan
lmao I can’t even do it

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

no more shoot outs
>3pts reg win
>2pts ot win
>1pt ot loss
>half pt tie

>half points
ew dude

>Which rink has the best lice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst lice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

pretty bummed we couldn't pull out a win for our desert bros lads. malcolm subban literally watched one of the shots go in.

Hello just came back from morning swim and opened möfö

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you know how to live my man

>opened motherfucker
what did he mean by this

>that Yea Forums thread on what's the scariest video
i can't sleep now lads

It feels good man

Megaforce energy drink

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Well I feel better now

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Think I’m dying lads

> _ _ _ _ _ _ goaltending

>kongs

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Letters N, I, and G please

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doughty is losing his mind worse than I thought

Despite not playing today, Carolina is still gay and happens to also be bad at hockey.

> N I G G _ _ goaltending

Islanders fan here!!!

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Go Isles

bros...

youtube.com/watch?v=TsGDWFFm4vA

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>Islanders fan here!!!
Well hello there

You wearing jammies?

strawpoll.me/17692653

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Hi
Ya

>jets

kek

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Moving to Iqaluit to protest the Sunbelt.

> no beat my wife option
shit poll
shit fans

Are Canadians allowed to travel as far north as they want, or does the government regulate those lands?

You can travel there but you can’t live there in a permanent structure
Or wait that might be Alaska

People with rhotacism call Jari Kurri Jali Kulli :DDDDDDD

Jali Cock :DDD

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That’s pretty cool that your country has that opportunity

>getting more for a loss than a tie

Sweden Rock is one of the biggest festivals in Europe

Did you watch The Terror? It's crazy up there.

I reckon I'd be a pretty good GM and could easily get the kind of players year in year out that would make TPS a dynasty

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Played hockey today lads.

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=n9Vs0ZsiCQo

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>*crack*

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STOP FUCKING WITH THE LIGHTING SHANNAN WHAT THE FUCK

>...... I don't tolerate that kind of uh behaviour...
>*distant braps*

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WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU TALKING ABOUT THE MINNESOTA WILD WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

>mild

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>and then overrated shit bobbled the puck like the overrated shit he is
based shannon

I don't follow hockey

Why are the recent NHL games (18 & 19) so hated by people???

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because they're all the same

probably like why people hate new madden/fifa/ea games

took a stinky tavares, lads

>g*bson

real pook hours

WHY ARENT YOU DISCUSDINNINF THE MINNESOTA WILD

Shut the fuck up

no you

Was thinking about getting 20
I play 16 like 3 times a year that’s it

it's not worth the full price

Do they still make the season mode?

yeah. i mean don't get me wrong the game is fun but you're paying for the same rehashed shit every year. i guess it's not a big deal if you rarely buy them though

Yeah I’ll probably wait til fall or whenever the price drops from full, thanks for the info

I went to the Caps-Wild game last weekend in DC and they actually won against the Caps

I was shocked

based biz btfo the shorks in the new chiclets, mentioning this pic

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Talk about the Minnesota wild

Minnesota Wild
youtu.be/NpjxoLipIxg

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tfw the flyers have multiple cups

just got word from buttman: subban is going on the cover two years in a row

Car parts are iron
Car parts are iron

Car parts
Car parts
Car parts
Car parts

When the Car parts play so in the dust
It is to turn it back or away
While still sacking the sack
That's where you get home again

When the Car parts play so in the dust
Ruuti is back already waiting for the shot can
While still sacking the sack
So the rackets are rising from the ice again

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

Car parts are iron
Car parts are iron

Car parts
Car parts
Car parts
Car parts

When the Car parts play so in the ears ring
Now the Car parts are the iron for the scream can
Yes yes the sack waves
And the Flea Blizzard again ventilates

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

Car parts are iron
Car parts are iron

Car parts
Car parts
Car parts
Car parts - good kimu

Car parts
Car parts
Car parts
Car parts - toro toro

Car parts
Car parts

Ooooo.

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*chucks battery at you*

Dubs and carolina wins stanlee cup

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you cunts are weird as fuck. why even make a picture like that

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Take that back you mean cousin fucker.

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>swedish """defence""" """men"""

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Yes you can. My gf went there for her job. If you have an important profession (health, engineering etc) you will get a massive pay bonus just to be there. I got a friend who's a nurse who works in yukon and it pays pretty well .

nice ice filthy

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>boreball season starts today

Grim

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what if the nhl played 162 regular season games

Business idea: fans of non playoff teams are banned from /hoc/ until after the final.

how do you plan to tell what team anons are fans of?

Business idea: ban all cali posters from /hoc/

>mfw the >laffs get swept 4-1 in the first round of ploffs

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kek

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you'll turn into a smug black woman?

powerful...

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>rags

seems like a great way to get slapped with copyright infringement

Upvote! I’m from /r/hockey to!

>rags

>ruins

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>rags

>rags
Am I fitting in guys? You know, it’s so fun beating up on a rebuilding team that’s not even going to the playoffs, right?

Updoots to the left

>rags

youtu.be/wXQ56Dp0iB0

Why did radulov do this to his coach

>rags

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malcom subban is a bum

This guys a bum

roid rage

his cat is an absolute unit

The cats a bum bet he purrs like shit

why is this guy a meme

fucking your mom solidified his meme status

How’s high is Pastrnak’s ceiling?

That doesn't make any sense though.

He's pretty rich, so I'm guess he's got 10 foot, maybe even 12 foot ceilings.

He's a bum he sucks he's on borrowed time he's a show pony

He can barely skate so I'd say he's reached his peak.

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MINNESOTA WILD

the what?

>will probably lose to the minnesota wild on friday too
>because why the fuck not?

Anyone gonna watch ska/cska with me today?

>no one even mentions the wild
>Finland talks about them

Boring as fuck

So is sitting here shitposting with you fags while no hockey is on.

No one even mentioned the wild

I wont be shitposting here all day

youtu.be/ocKXjwp5yIU

>massive pay bonus
worth it

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Thank god. Hope you fuck off soon cunt.

Why aren't you talking about the wild

Because I'm too mad at my own team to care about some shitter like the wild.

You're obsessed seethe harder

Working on it. Will let you know will I reach maximum seethe levels.

Buncha slackjawed faggots in here

OUT

Anyone want to watch the cricket with me? Pulling Bangalore I think

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suck my big juicy finnish cock

>little pecker

finland is fucking GAY

pecker peskalainen

HOMO

FUCK

LOVE Finland

>mention finland
>they magic sweden wildly

reminder sunbelt retards believe snowchads have magical powers

but they literally do based retard

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What would be a better matchup for the Avs, Flames or Jets?

Holy mother of BASED
helenair.com/news/local/photos-a-traditional-finnish-sauna-in-montana/collection_fa808bc5-4c33-51d4-81d0-1046ec2c68ee.html#tracking-source=home-the-latest

Love Vasy

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91728103
hate you

>no cheeky dick thermometer
7/10

Business idea: At the end of the regular season playoff teams get to choose 1 player from 1 non playoff team in their division to use in the post season.

mcmeme winning a cup for calgary would be fucking spectacular

I don’t want any >rags to polute my glorious team

chances are there is already a fucking rag it on your team mate

1967

1492

That’s a long time ago, isn’t it? That’s over 50 years ago. What important thing happened then?

1940

canada's 100th anniversary of the BNAA

1066

tell me about the year 1993

binland was still recovering after getting BTFO of the Albertville olympics

shittsburgh lost to the BASED islanders from David Volek lmfaooooo

>tfw that makes my dad almost 60
I was not expecting this feel

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>prenagano olympics

Is Columbus - Montreal the tightest match today?

yes unless you count carolina washington also

caps/canes is nearly as tight, but yeah teds at habs should be a barn burner

just woke up

business idea: go back in time to 1967 toronto and tell people about how they won't win a cup for another 100 years

warn them about the future of toronto while you're there too please

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is this guy driving to logan international airport?

Happy birthday to Marie-Philip Poulin

thinking about jerking it to a french canadian whores

Just got to work lads

>match
OUT OUT OUT

just ate a couple carrots

Been here for two hours and haven't done a fucking thing

you are fired

t. your boss man

Based asian bosses putting pigskins in there place

C-can I at least cash out my leave?

what leave? be out by lunch, bye.

Nah hes driving a U-Haul van

oh good, so hes not a terrorist, merely moving his shit

what a beautiful country this is, greetings from rovaniemi
go leafs!

t. sean on holiday

Good morning, /hoc/.

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*afternoon

Based

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Fine. You better not show up tomorrow motherfucker

>Puljo
>Jobs

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Those last couple paragraphs perfectly describe millennial incels on this site who spend all day "shitposting" and projecting their insecurities onto SJW boogeymen.

Can i have anons job?

What video game should I play?

Hello fellow Caniacs.

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dota2

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already gave it to my nephew

Mass effect 1

Gwent.

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Total war: rome

KOFXIII

>playing a ded gaem

STOP IT

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its more alive than shartifact at least :)

Good afternoon Leafs Nation

People want sex work legalized but it would be terrifying having these same incels or whatever be your clients

post vagene

Now kiss.

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He looks like the average Torontonian

NHL Hitz 2003

say that to his FACE

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Dankest Dungeon

DUDE

Hitman Blood Money

Ace Combat 7

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dis shit slap, famalams

youtu.be/-IW7hP_56FU

nethack obviously

and, of course, he drives a Toybaru

Tonight
Ted

Are you going to get SamSho, fightan fren?

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/hoc/ is for friends

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>I LOVE video games

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Super cute

Based Markus

>ywn jump off the back of an elephant into a body of water

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Bonne chance, mes amis.

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Can it be playoffs already edition
>sabers
>canes
>habs
>panthers
>isles
>stars
>nucks
>hawks

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just having a think about Austin Czarniks POWERFUL message on twitter yesterday about there really is #NoGoodWay to use the R-word......Lets get rid of it!

that dog has experienced more in life than any of us

Team friends!

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RAG IT

I don't even know what you're talking about but it already sounds retarded.

... h-hello?

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hello

...posts his choad

sounds like something that happens in Bat Country.

Hey there

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BASED

twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1111320948144304128?s=21

Zoomers blown the fuck out

why do you try so hard to be a victim?

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I see that Islesposter in the replies.

BUSH LEAGUE

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>*gives you a handy under the table*

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Who are some good goal scorers?

It's nice when people have anime avatars because then I know I can immediately disregard anything they say.

John Tavares

Imagine being that thin skinned about opinions

Is there anyone out there who is actually against inclusion? What does that even mean? It's one giant strawman they've built to pat themselves on the back about

Tavares

Imagine using an anime avatar and expecting people take your opinions seriously.

Who else can put puck in net

I personally hate niggers and would enjoy seeing them excluded from this sport

Matthews

91730457
Simply Ebin post. _hockey is down that way

Maybe there was an extra Isles animeposter who was around last season but disappeared this season.
Maybe it's the same guy, and he's just mellowed out a lot this season.

But whatever the reason, I actually don't mind the Isles animeposters anymore.

>t. incel

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ovi

it was fun while it lasted. brindy is gonna weed out the fake fans by having us choke and miss the playoffs by 1 point while the teds win out. calling it

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>mention gay anime virgins
>gay anime virgins start seething like clockwork

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I have a pennant from the 70s that says "the third cup is the sweetest"
>still waiting on that third cup
>hope to see it before i die

Interview with former ref Kerry Fraser on today’s Chiclets is great

Canada has a plethora of good players so they don't "knee-d" her if they play a smart team gane

>reddit redditlets

"No."
Fuck off, pessimist.

why are you seething so much. please i really want to know how a post on Yea Forums can cause this much anger

Please don’t miss the playoffs because at least your crowds are better than the teds lol

You’re the one who seems to be angry, anime incel

Imagine being so triggered by Japanese cartoons

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Caps desu

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>animecucks absolutely SEETHING that nobody respects them or takes them seriously

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vote for me as king of /hoc/ and i promise NO MORE FINNS

But who asked you

I do not respect you or take you seriously
There is a 99% chance that you are an incel

Woah woah woah, think of the advertisers Ivan!

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sparks for subban m.
thoughts?

I and the one who you replied to are the alphas of this chat

We’re the chads, the ones who get laid, etc

You on the other hand, the anime watching incels, are fat, socially awkward, neckbeard, etc

I probably dunked your head in a toilet back in high school

>anime incel
misunderstanding m8. thought you were talking about something else

>I and the one who you replied to are the alphas of this chat
>We’re the chads, the ones who get laid, etc
I really doubt that

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Thanks for this, just turned it into an edit for >my team.
:^)

I had sex with 85 different women in my lifetime

Have fun jerking off to your “2D waifu” loser

just jerked off in a popeye’s AMA

Can you build around a winger like Patrick Kane?

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No he’s too autistic

Where do you live so I can come talk hockey with a clearly superior mind?

are you pro or anti anime

I jerked off to hentai so I think that answers that

please share

Nylander is a real gud pro

>I had sex with 85 different women in my lifetime
>Have fun jerking off to your “2D waifu” loser

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If you insist.

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Upset, incel?

/hoc/ has become so much better ever since I wordfiltered "reddit" and "incel," holy fuck.

Spotted the re.ddit in.cel

>Upset, incel?

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Thinking this might be a cursed image.

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Many of us (I included) thought Juuse was too smol to become a starting goalie. You can't be a National Hockey League goaltender at 5'10 and below if you aren't extraordinary skilled like Juuse.

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nice

good morning my niggas

Sure are a lot of chinese cartoon losers raised by single mothers in my /hoc/

malcom subban here
sup muh nigga?

Pajeets are niggers, hate to break it to you

Jack Eichel has a dangerous shot

Barkov has a knack for defense

saros is not a starting goaltender

He can be

then why isnt he

tbf, goalies take a long time to develop.

Rinne is in the way

shit games gary

carter hart is a starting goalie and he's 20
what you're saying is saros isnt good enough to take the starting position for himself

hart is an exception and you n\know it.

>carter hart is a starting goalie and he's 20
Wow, a single example.
The exception that proves the rule.

hart > saros

t. brainlet

I am here for you /hoc/. If you have anything you want to write about, just let me know

Maybe. We'll see.

Anime

hart is not a manlet, has a high sv% with similar games played and is a starter
how is saros better again?

What is anime to you?

Luckily there's a board dedicated to that very thing!

laine on fortnite right now. probably not going to do much at tonights game.

My Yea Forums word filters are jann*, roast*, nigg*, N I* and a few others

I want you to name your favorite current player and favorite retired player.

Patric Hörnqvist
Tomas Holmström
I might be a little bit swede-biased

How about yourself?

A fool for causing unwarranted butthurt here and the laughing at said butthurt not because of the individual actually getting mad but just the ridiculousness of getting angry over Japanese cartoons on a website dedicated to anime cartoons and their fans.
Theres also /hoc/

>A tool for causing unwarranted butthurt here and then laughing at said butthurt, not because of the individual actually getting mad, but just the ridiculousness of getting angry over Japanese cartoons on a website dedicated to anime cartoons and their fans.

I get where you're coming from. And yes, sometimes the angriness does seem a bit unwarranted. But those japanese cartoons are generally speaking very pedo-centric. Don't you thin?

>Theres
Come on, use your apostrophes.

No, this is for hockey, food, and politics

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

>Holmström
He was a good player.

Mine are Evgeni Malkin and Pavel Bure.

as gay as i think anime is, i don't actually think anyone really gets mad over anime posters. it's just a meme

and Yea Forums

Pedo centric? No feels like your reaching to give yourself a justifiable reason to not like it when the only reason you need is you dont like it. Simple as.
I would hope you are right but some people legit get very angry.

offtopic posts breed more offtopic discussion

What went wrong guys?

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Oh look another off topic post :^)

yes meta discussion is offtopic

A reminder that /hoc/ is for...

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Yeah, good player and an even better person

Those are some solid pics too.

I have friends who do watch anime and I have tried to watch it. But my main problem with it is that every damn girl is portrayed as having the mentality of a 7 year old. Which to me makes give of a pedo vibe

Singin' Country Roads on my way to the rink for some stick and puck

wow
pretty based for a tripfag

canes are going to miss the playoffs

YES! Meta discussion is off!
Topic?

Ignoring cap hit, would /hoc/ rather have Eichel, Barkov, or Seguin?

Barkov easily

Sounds like your watching some shitty animes then. Try some more adult themed stuff. Do some investigating/read the synopsis before you just watch something. Parasite the maxim was based.
Have a (you) vlad

What came first, the stick or the puck?

Curling

Saros is backup for a Vezina winner. Doesn't make sense to have him start in those circumstances. If you put him in Philly he would be the starter.

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barkie 100%

It's the "adult" stuff I've tried to watch, after getting it recommended by friends. Still got the feeling like the females were portrayed as young girls.

What came first, the stone or the ice?

he wouldnt be able to take the crease away from hart

That's why I suggested parasite. No shitty romance shit or anything just aliens.

>If you put him in Philly he would be the starter
you mean he would struggle to assert himself as the starter over hart
like how he struggles to overtake a 36 year old man for the starting position on his own team

>Which is older, water or rocks?
Oh dear

Aliens, nice. I'll write it down, might give it a shot. Thanks for the tip. I will be keeping my opinion until proved otherwise though.

Science, it's cool

Barkov desu. Next lindros

Stats wise it's a toss up juuse has better career stats but barely

I'll even say Barkov, and I'm a swede

The ice

The stick

Mildly hot take. Do you have any proof, sir?

The bibile

saros plays behind an infinitely better team than hart
the fact hart has better stats this season speaks volumes about saros's inability to prove himself worthy

Barkov
Seguin gets cold too often and Eichel is more inconsistent.

The Stick. Original ice hockey games were played with cowpies and not pucks.

Wow it's a Barkov sweep

you should have used real contenders to build a franchise around
eichel is alright, but there are better examples

is hughes playing tonight?

never read it, do you have a quote?

What makes a stick a stick though?

Would RNH be wasted as a 3c on a stacked team? Would he be better off as a second line winger?

Snowing again lads

>better examples
Name them please

sounds like quinn hughes and demko are in tonight

>e-everyone else is fucked up not me!
Pathetic

>He whoth hath not skated shall not have God's love

That passage doesn't name either ice nor sticks

well you could name mcmeme or crosby
any number 1 canadian centre is a better choice than segshit

>can't even get your off topic posts on topic
Lmao you are quite fucked up indeed.

Ouais, va chier l'gros ça nous prend absolument plus de clips de Drouin. Câlisse, à chaque fois que c'gars-là saute s'a glace y'a quelqu'un qui marque. Le gars est complètement malade chef. Est-ce que Ovi a signé un contrat de 6 ans cette saison j'en doute. Je te'l'dis maintenant Jonathan "Vincent Damphousse" Drouin va en potter 50 en 18 c'est garanti hostie. Clape des bombes, fourre des blondes, wheel, snipe and celly les boys tabarnac

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91731994
embarrassing

very wonderful warm spring afternoon and just got back from walking my dogs, lads

His career stats are better, so I'm not sure your argument holds weight. The fact that he's playing behind a Vezina winner is not a black mark on his performance. If you've watched Saros play you'd realize he's elite. Nashville may have good defensemen but they're not exactly the best at stopping shots on net this season

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Keep avoiding the issue you fucking pervert

What issue m8. The one you made up in your head and wont change regardless of anything? Pass

You now remember that Bergevin gave the Bolts Sergachev.

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The won where you watch cartoons depicting sweet innocent girls

>If you've watched Saros play you'd realize he's elite.
why the fuck would you assume i havent?

Take me home, country roads, West Albertaaaaa prairie mama, take me home, country roads

And? Literally nothing wrong with that unless your a perv. You perv.

it is a black mark. until he steps out of pekkas shadow and proves himself, he has nothing. look at tendies in the past like murray or schneider who people thought they would be elite starters, but then when they stepped out of the shadow of the starter making most of the starts, they got badly exposed.

Are you kidding?
Sure the Preds don't lead in blocked shots but they're absolutely stacked defensively.

Hit unpause

Squad full of shut down defensemen
I'm a fucking shutdown defenseman too.

>if
Have you? Not assuming anything. He's had a few shut outs this season.

yeah, i dont get his point either
nashville has the 4th least GA in the league

they are also in the playoffs and philly is only even considered a contender since hart joined

And the bolts can’t pay him

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your if predicated the fact that if i had watched him id assume saros elite
and yes i have watched and and no i dont think he is elite

shutouts be damned

Yeah they're stacked on D, but they could do better at stopping shots on net this season. There been quite a few games Pekka had been hung out to dry, and a few games where Saros was too but he stood on his head anyway and got them the win.

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What’s a good sauce for crab cakes?
t. Making crab cakes and don’t eat much seafood

While I was tripping on Tuesday, I stared out into my yard and it started turning into an alien landscape, and if u stared long enough everything was like a mirror

aioli

@91732341
@91732349
Shan't be giving precious (You)'s to off topic faggots

There's a lot more to playing defense than stopping shots. It doesn't matter if your corsi against is through the roof if none of those shots are quality. Nashville is a team that thrives off its defense and defensive positioning, any goalie would look elite if they had Nasvhille's top 4 preventing quality chances.
Shots blocked is a nice thing for the D to do, but there's so much more that they do for a team than that.

lmao if you have a talented rosters and competent coaching there should be no need to drop to the ice and block shots
or is ottawa your benchmark of defense in the league?

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Garlic butter with some old bay in it

tfw only beat the wild one (1) time.
in a shoot out

Jackets will win tonight

I realize that, but if your measuring a goalies effectiveness, you need to consider the amount of shots they're facing. There's a difference between stopping 22 of 23 shots and stopping 45 of 46 shots.

>Hughes
>USNDP
Can someone make sense of that confusing system?

if you are considering the amount of shots they are facing then you need to consider the quality of those shots

putting up 46 shots from the blue line and the perimeter doesnt mean much

Heroin is a bad drug
Weed is a good drug

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Pas ce soir, Theodore.

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So gold and silver will be between Canada and USA, but who will get bronze at the women's world championships? Finland? Switzerland? Russia?

its like an all-star u18 team to help centralize the development of the best burger prospects for the draft.

There's also a massive difference between facing 40 soft no-angle slappers and 20 2 on 1 breakaway chances. Is the "every shot counts" mentality that lead the Hurricanes to suck shit for years, when your D is doing their job you can still wind up with 40 shots but if those shots are all soft because they can't get a good angle then it's not nearly as hard as trying to carry a team with shit defense.
This right here is why judging goalies on corsi and sv% alone is a bad idea, I've seen shutouts on 25 shots and a shutout on 60 shots and the 25 shot game was much more impressive because those chances were of much better quality. The 60 shot one was impressive, but a vast majority of those shots were "I'll whack it from the blue line and pray to catch the rebound" shots, routine stops for any NHL goalie.

Don't they just walk the other U-18 teams? That can't be good for development.

Russia

Quality is important too if you're diving deep. I think shots on goal is a consistent metric over time though, if you get pucks on net youre going to get more quality second hand opportunities. You'll also get more opportunities for one to squeek through, even if it's a quality goaler.

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"no"

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well if we circle back around hart has faced 893 shots this season
saros has faced 838 shots despite have 2 additional games played

hart > saros

JERK

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Shots on goal is a fairly inconsistent statistic and is a better tool for judging an offense more than a goalie. The ultimate stat for goalies is weighing GAA against the SV%,, even that is flawed because there are shots that no goalie can physically stop.
Saros plays in front of a stacked defense which is why his stats are padded so much. If he could put up the same numbers in front of Philly's non-existant defense I'd shut up, but I genuinely think he can't do it.

in the past they felt it was better to have 1 super team than having the players spread out across the country receiving coaching from all different directions. its not just about gameplay. they also help the players with technical skills and in the gym. minor hockey has grown quite a bit in burgerland over the past decade so maybe its purpose isnt as obvious now.

How about save % on the PK

really hate this fucking waterhead being posted constantly, almost as much as i hate figure skating with sticks. /cric/ > /hoc.

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Okay that kinda makes sense. Give the best American kids the best coaching. Do other countries have that kind of program?

>forgettable third world shithole prefers shit sport
Why bother wasting a post? I could have assumed this about you from your flag alone.

whats ^ leafs nation

You could use that as well, but if they're playing in front of an elite PK unit their stats are going to be inflated versus if they play in front of a garbage PK unit.

>The better your team is, the less likely you are to block shots
>Ignoring buffalo as an outlier
Seriously, if you're blocking shots, it shows youre in your end that much more.

>The @NmktHurricanes have announced that the team is moving to Milton for the 2019-2020 season. The 87s and Hurricanes were in Newmarket for 31 years.

>relocanes

Bulju boy tell 'em

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His stats are still worse overall with more games played for Saros. The question was could Juuse start. I absolutely think he can, and it's what he's being groomed for in Nashville. I guess we'll find out in a year or two.

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>Indonesia
Simmer down or you'll be next, sea muzzie.
/hoc/ knows how to put /cric/shits in their place.

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oh no no no no

eichel couldnt be bothered to risk his ass to black a shot and its spread to the rest

>tell 'em
Can we leave that in the late 2000's?

>His stats are still worse overall with more games played for Saros.
lol all this discussion and you hang your hat on .001 higher sv%?

hockey discussion with you fucks is exhausting

I'm a beer league two way monster, y'all other niggas can't even skate

>all this discussion

>I have an opinion
>FUCK YOU YOUR OPINION IS SHIT
This is what passes for "discussion" these days?

i dont think so. a big advantage to playing for the usndtp, or in the ushl in general, is that it keeps you eligible for ncaa. most other countrys have kids of that age in their lower tier pro leagues instead.

Yeah good point. I feel like breakaway/shootout sv% would also be a good indicator

it was
>FUCK YOU YOUR OPINION IS SHIT, here's why
but sure ignore all the examples and reasons and continue to blindly believe you shit opinion

Not even who you were originally arguing with 2bqhwy.

The hardest drug I’ve ever done was LSD and I had more fun than weed or beer
I’m going to become a heady

Never done a single drug or had even a drop of alcohol because I've gotta keep my body in peak shape to be on top of my game.

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it takes like 8+ hours for my pupils to undilate even tho i stopped feeling it a few hours ago

Who are these 'fans' showing up in /r/hockey with Sharks flairs shitting on our team?
This is the least excited you've been for the playoffs?

You know for a fact we're going to get steam rolled by Vegas?

Our goaltending is the worst amongst playoff teams?

Holy shit some of you guys need to step away from the computers and phones and go outside for a minute. The Sharks lose Go Simek, Pavs go down, half the team is dealing with the flu, Kaner family issue and EK65 been out damn near the whole time. Did people just forget this or what? People look at the Ducks and Kings record and think they should just be simple games. Sorry to break it to you but rivalry games in the final stretch of the season DO mean something to other teams too. Especially the Ducks or Kings who have a special place in their hearts specifically for saying 'fuck the Sharks.'

NOW, with all that being said, I get it. We're playing shitty. And it's ok to be critical of a team playing poorly. But I will die on a fuckin teal grave before I watch fans and people who love this team completely turn around and shit on everyone. Saying this seasons over, we're done, gonna get swept, blah blah. SHUT UP. WE HAVENT EVEN FOUND OUT WHO WERE PLAYING YET?!?! We haven't even played a damn playoff game yet. We as fans need to be better. This bullshit isn't healthy, for anyone. Not you, not me, not the team and certainly not the players.

So please, AVENGE SIMEK

I have now painted my wall Shark Teal. The ultimate power move

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Don't do drugs, kids.

Based and bodypilled

Based and tealpilled

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caffeine too?

>Better W/L
>Better GAA
>Better SV%
>More shutouts
>muh .000000001%

Pretty objective to me, if anything they're pretty comparible though. Not sure why that upsets you, if you think Hart is worthy of starting, why wouldn't a goalie of the same caliber?

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Sharks

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Caffeine is ok and especially möfö
Gives you all the necessary vitamins

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Caffine is cool

just opened a beer and watching some boreball lads

Shurks desu

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thoughts on the sunbelt?

Just opened a Labatt and watching teenage hokkei lads

it's stick my peak in your game, if you get my meaning

Big fan of it 2bqh, though I appreciate the merits of the other regions as well.

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Caffiene is bad for you

Some of them are ight

Shall be shitting in my pants tonight

Think I'm an alcoholic, lads

>why wouldn't a goalie of the same caliber?
not a big fan of finnish goaltending

ahh the ol tavares

SUNbelt more like FUNbelt

It's actually good for you in low doses

That's fair

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GOOD plan

>SUNbelt more like FUNbelt
Basé.

Saving up an EPIC post for next thread haha

YOU WERE MEANT TO MEET YOUR MAKAR
YOU WERE MEANT TO MEET YOUR MAKAR

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fuck yes

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please adopt me

Shall be touching my weiner tonight.

nhl.com/news/ncaa-hockey-tournament-full-of-nhl-prospects/c-306186892

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I for one am eagerly waiting for a caniac thread

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Hiro pls fix your shit

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caniacs are gay and suck at hockey

I actually have some fresh Caniac OC that I could use, but I like to give /hoc/ a break and not make every thread a Canes thread.

are you sad there wont be any more faggy dancing after tonight?

Big game in Buffalo tonight

>nobody mentions the wild
>everybody talking about “them”

Fantastic post

Unironically expecting a Caniac OP now in response.

Personally I don't care. I'm not into that zoomer shit, never even tried fortnite

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Had some taco bell last night lads

I only do that on special occasions

Nigger

Brew

Lil bro played juniors against him, even at 17 playing against 20 year olds he made them look bad. He's crushing college on a shit team