tfw ugly incel virgin

How big are you I’m 6.5 and felt nothing

>Chads don’t settle.

Not even close to true. The guys with the highest body counts slay anything. One of my friends who regularly double teams bitches and fucks sloots off tinder will fuck anything hot or not. He has standards, but when he needs a nut he drops them.

then you didn't actually kick her out, you made up an excuse so she would leave. if you kicked her out chad style she wouldn't contact you again.

Let the beta have win bro. Why you gotta drag a fellow beta down like that?

i'm not a beta, i'm a chad. pic related is me, second from left.

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>18yo
>already has a IUD

what a hoe

90% of women here have a contraceptive device in fact you're considered weird not to have one like you're some kind of slut that wants to get pregnant

dicklets win again! haha I’m kidding of course.

Still not a chad though you’re a brad IMO

11 inches

Lol dicklets should just become sissies because if you’re less than 6 inches they will never truly please a woman

Their only real purpose in life is to serve alpha men

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Jesus christ dude you look like me if I just drank 15 beers in 4 hours and had no style.

>believing women
lad I had a girl once tell me to smash raw because she couldn't get pregnant and I find out a few years later she'd had 2 kids and one of them looks like me

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>Josh Hartnett
nice try
you dumb

The how come my 3 inch long .5 inch wide finger has girls creaming and moaning? Oh ya because you are a faggot and suck at life.

go back to shitposting you guys have been way too literal and logical lately.

its all pink in the middle senpai

Not true, my friend with the highest count literally only fucks 9-10/10. It’s ridiculous, he gets to just pick and choose the hottest girls and they’re down whenever, wherever. His friends family had a hot 30 something year old maid and she got fired because they found out he fucked her. It’s not fair.

after the telco's tried to ban us only the most powerful shitposters with half a brain made it through the filter. be afraid.

show facial aesthetics of fren

I’m an ugly beta /r9k/ incel but I’ve fucked 20 girls lmfao

Mostly like 4/10s but once I actually got with a legit 9/10 once, cause I was staying at my grandparent sick beach front mansion and told her it was my own (this was in high school btw) xD

I’m probably one of the ugliest people on this whole board, you just need to be confident desu. Like get a girl over to your house and just start touching and fucking get.

Obviously is she says no the stop but that’s never happened to me. Just pretend your a chad and do whatever the fuck you want. Men are naturally the dominant gender so fucking act like it

what is IUD

I mean this is totally true but there is a huge difference between disappointing one 9/10 and constantly slaying dimes with ease. The sense of dominance of knowing every single girl will gobble on your cock at any moment is a feeling we will never know. Shit sucks man you may have fucked one hot girl but that girl never hit you up again for a reason.

a device hoes insert up their uterus to block/kill the sperm

its way more convenient than birth control pils

True I actually don’t even get turned on by hot girls anymore because they don’t even acknowledge me xD

The one 9/10 wanted nothing to do after but I fucked a 4/10 the same way and she basically fell totally in love with me and was obsessed with me for months until she left for college

But you know what maybe it’s a cope but I enjoyed my time with the 4/10 way more because I was way more comfortable with her

If a girl ever gets pregnant and won’t get an abortion I’m going to commit murder suicide (in Minecraft)

I have a fat inheritance and no hoe is getting a dime

tfw 27 khv

Is that what that is? One time I was fucking an escort and felt some really weird pinching on my tip

>spoiled brat
>can't afford condoms
golly gee these two things don't add up.

you must have really high standards then

cause Im OP and I guarantee im uglier than you but ive fucked like 20 girls all in the age range 18-20 lmfao fresh outta high school puss

step 1: get a tinder match
step 2: invite them over
step 3: watch tv next on a couch with them
step 4: put your arm around her
step 5: make prolonged eye contact
step 6; lean in for a kiss
step 7: take off her clothes
step 8: ??
step 9: profit

that literally all it takes, its really that easy, get drunk if you need the confidence or the girl is ugly, if at all the girl recoils or turns her head away obviously just stop, but this has never happened

> condoms are 100% effective

dont have high standards, dont have any standards really. its from not trying since ive been a loser my entire life