How do we make soccer more popular in america?

commercial breaks

I don't think you can, even with different leagues that you already have, your country is just too big to have meaningful crowds

what is a "meaningful" crowd?

Unironically this. Americans are stupidly bred on the belief that we are the best at everything. If we aren't the best it only means that it doesn't exist because if it did naturally we'd be awesome at it.
The Olympics are the prime example of this.

>find americans that want to be like europeans
>market to them

negores are 12% of USA population, ffs, stop being obsessed with them

>It is more expensive to watch the US than world champions France. Why?

>The US men’s national team are starting to cohere under their new coach, Gregg Berhalter. But fans paid up to $600 to watch them against Chile

>It was reported that the average attendance for US World Cup qualifiers declined from 31,158 in the 2002 cycle to 22,636 for 2018, yet total revenue soared from about $7m to more than $17.5m as the average ticket price leapt from $28.05 to $97.06.

>When France hosted Iceland, tickets ranged from the equivalent of $28 to $122 - this for a Euro 2020 qualifier featuring the world champions in Paris, the planet’s joint-most expensive city according to a recent study.

How do we fix this, Yea Forums?

Dani Jansen. because I know somebody id going to ask sooner or later.

>t. manlet whigga incel

That's not Dani Jensen. That is Siri.

t. faggot low-test cuck who loves fridge-bitches that look like trannies

Well... We've got Bradley Wright-Phillips and he's pretty good by MLS standards.

He was out of his depth in our second tier yet is a standout player in the MLS, we need to start sending over some actually half decent players for you to watch. I know it's plastic as fuck, but perhaps if each MLS was assigned an 'affiliate club' from the English leagues we could send loan players over there.

lmao you fucking idiot

Why can't America be the same as everyone else?

your brains are too small

>redpilled Americans exist
Woah.

Why do americans like Jordan so much

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Shame they butchered her face in REmake 2

We already make billions out of the American market through all their gloryhunting TV customers, there's no real financial incentive to actually invest in the sport being played there.

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Is that Claire Redfield?

No this is Patrick

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Capitalism was a mistake

She looks like she would be unbearable to be around

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Get rid of the goalie.
Make it high scoring.

that's porn isn't it?
sauce please

My favorite thot
youtube.com/watch?v=1Bv79-2FK-g

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Because we aren't?

Wife material

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t.future cuck

Have sex

Fucking lanklets

I just raped ur mom

Fucking retards. You wait until the stadiums start selling out and THEN price gouge.

>How do we make soccer more popular in america?
who are 'we'?
why do 'we' care?
seriously, if you're not financially invested in it, what does it matter to you?
i get the idea of wanting your team to be better than their team, but this concept of needing to prove that your sport is better than their sport baffles me more than Brexit.

All sports do that though.
Basketball and US football are always trying to expand and make the rest of the world like it. Basketball has been pretty successful going global, football not so much.

>Why do americans like Jordan so much

AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT IT MAN.

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>can only do keepy uppys with the right foot.
Thot begone

More soccer mom blowjobs behind the concession stand, or under the bleachers.

Because jordan is VERY adorable.

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>soccer
kys

What's wrong with the word soccer

This slut should be stoned to death.

Would love to play the 'red ass' game with her lads

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Relax, Ivan, no one is insulting your negros.

Deport Jews

>has literally no clue what to do with her body

ass looks fucking weird in motion

Repeal the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1965
then import more Euros that love soccer into this country

literally every lanklette on earth

Who is this?

like this

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