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617.d

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>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit

Spoiler that hog

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it's M'AMMMMMMMMMM!

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>Ennis
>marner
What the fuck Babcock?

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>overtime
>vs cryers
>need a shootout
lmao >laffs

lmfao at this game

You kids like numbers? Boy, have I got some fucking numbers for you guys.

I channeled my inner Shannon and made and then sorted it by each of the points systems. If you've ever bitched about loser points before, look at this to see what would change.

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Tavares LMAO

>TAVARES

>overrated shit

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

based.

TAVARES WTF

Xheattle Dickgirls

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TAVARES

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Jesus Christ John

why don't you just tell us what would change

LOLOLOLOLOL OVERRATED SHIT

>Tavares

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The last time the laffs won the Stanley Cup, a gallon of gas cost $0.30.

Laffs BTFO

lol, Tavares is an actual retard lmao.

>LAFF5
>OVERRATED SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>laffs

>score 4 goals one game
>get checked in a shootout by a ghost in the next game
classic

>TAVARES ISNT OVERRATED SHI-

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>SSM8
CORRECTLY OVERRATED SHIT

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>l4ff5
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU THOUGHT FILTHY WOULD STOP AT 4 GOALS???!!?!?!?!?!??!

that was unacceptable

Lyndon B. Johnson was President the last time the >laffs won the Stanley Cup

Everyone knows they suck now. They would be the underdog against every other team in the league.

>Tavares blows it
I’m shocked

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Not a whole hell of a lot.

>The city of Overrrated Shit

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i thought you lafftards said tavares was a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""superstar"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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Holy fuck how many GA do the laffs have in the last month??

that doesn't surprise me, things like that usually end up helping most teams equally over the course of an 82 game season

yes i'm sure they still have plenty of time to make up that 6 point deficit nhl.com

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49

usc was winning basketball championships the last time the >laffs won the cup

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twitter.com/LeafsNews/status/1111083606393257986 top lel

Meanwhile..
>rags

>muh 44 goals

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>flyers in the atlantic division
Are we back in 2012?

The absolute state of the turdonto maple pajeets lads

basternjak is a beast
also
>lundpads

PASTA HATRICK

>rags

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DAVID "BORIS" PASTERNAK

out of the 16 teams currently in the playoffs, the leafs are 14th in goals against

>tfw loser points

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Idiot

>literally beer league tier when he cant just tap it in
>the city of overrated shit

With how the Lefs are imploding and how the Bruins can't stop winning, it's going to be a 3 game sweep for Boston in round one lelmaooo

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they're in the metro, you geek

Oh fuck me i misread

Where’s Sean?

>rags

>laffs could actually drop to a wild card spot
LMAO

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kek, yeah they'll probably just forfeit game 4 and not even show up

No but you should go back to then and not drop out of high school

fuck that would be funny

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>laffs

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boston will stomp montreal and the laffs will get swept by warshington

Anyone save the original stay scared post

imagine being so mentally shook by a bunch of drunk long islanders

grim stuff, lads. grim stuff.

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losing now is good; gets it out of the system for the ploffs

The maple queers out in the first round again lmaooooo

DORITO
MAYBE
LAFFS

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>w-we're good i swear!
>swept in 6 by caps just like 2 years ago

Here you go, /hoc/:

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Hashanah
btfo

he can continue if he keeps going forward, yes?

>eleven gorillion dollary doos

>correctly rated

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The only good thing about the leafs losing is that Sean disappears for the rest of the night

Soon jack

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no way
you'd think so, not sure why he stopped unless i'm just unaware of something.

>rags feeling big

reminder that i have a good post lined up for friday please mark your calendars

so no one is watching the stars/flames game?

OH NO NO NO NON OOOOONONOONONONONONONONON

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leafs fans: aight off to the shootout, lets get the big 4 out there and beat the goalie

Babs: HOlð mý ßeÊr

>rags

HAHAHAHA

Too much man

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jesus the audio coming from the saddledome is god awful

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Another loss to a non playoff team and another 4 goal performance from Andersen, this team is just breaking down

On the bright side there are no shootouts in the playoffs, where the flyers will not be

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I just... I'm so mad I'm pacing the room. I think we need to remind ourselves that progress isn't always linear. We've made a gigantic leap from 3 years ago, all teams need refining, Rome wasn't built in a day. Just....please beat the fucking Bruins. Or don't go 7 games.

STAY SCARED M8

Freddie being beat on clean shots too many times lately. Im worried.

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got a 6 pack lads

Good post

Beer or abs

>swedish goaltending other than lundpads prior to age 30 and that one guy who died in a car accident

The playoffs can’t get here soon enough. Either the Leafs surprise me and go on an awesome run or they keep playing this way and put me out of my misery.

wow that white woman be ugly

>letting a lesbians hockey team bother you so much that you pace around the house thinking about them

what the fuck is wrong with those people over there, jesus christ

If Andersen didn’t play so well earlier in the season, the leafs would have been exposed already. Even when they scored 6-7 goals Andersen stole some games.

I invented redditposting

>pads
>rags
time for Lemieux to fight Chara lmao

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INCONSOLABLE

based reddit poster

GIVE ME YOUR >rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
.....:
>rags
>lund6uist

Looks like things aren't too different in any situation, I assume the reason the nhl wont change is because people are dumb and the system they have is the most simple

Casual

Another loss to a garbage team.

4 goals given up to another team that isn't very good.

Playoff preparation going well I see

It’s literally a shootout, the worst thing Gary has ever fucking made

Here we go

beer of course

If Andersen starts Saturday, that’s negligence on Babcock’s part.

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i just drink until i blackout like most sane people do, lad

Enjoying tavares laffs? He’s gonna get murdered by Boston anyway :^)

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>rags

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Negligence was starting the shootout with ennis

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I'm sorry to all of you positive Patricia's out there but this shit is fucking dumb.

Good teams do not drop this many games to non playoff teams this close to the end of the season. They just don't.

Note only that, but our GA average against non playoff teams alone over the past month and a half has been fucked

Andersen is such a loser under pressure. Make all the excuses you want, he's gonna show you again over the next 4 weeks.

based pastaman

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Whoever is going to be on this team in the fall needs to focus on accuracy and only accuracy in the off season. Stop fucking trying to pick top corners. It's so frustrating to watch so many shots go high and/or wide. And if that's what you want to do, focus top cheese, getting better at it PLEASE

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Milbury is such a fucking twat
Fuck I hope he dies soon

Holy shit, Broons really not letting that hit on Bergeron go.

Also
>tfw Bruins fan but like Lundqvist enough to feel kinda bad at this point

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Based Mika

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>rags
back in it

I wish he was never our GM and didn’t trade chara and lou when they were young

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Up 2-0 and lose against a trash team again

Disappear completely in the 2nd

Allow 4 fucking goals against a trash team again

Still look abysmal with d zone coverage

Powerplay is dead again

Freddy looking real bad like every other March

Yet all you guys will be happy with a “good effort” ok then

Pretty boy who can't handle adversity, just like lundpads

strawpoll.me/17692653

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HEy randy I'm mowing the air

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It's clearer with seedings (instead of just the cell numbers) and a playoff line, but yeah, not much changes from the current system.

Since there are 9 Eastern teams in the top 16, a few Western teams would either be in or out depending on which system was used, varying kind of wildly from one system to the next.
Montreal stays in the playoffs ahead of Columbus in 3 of the 5 proposed point systems.
A few of the playoff seedings and match-ups change, too, but not much.

Kind of disappointing overall.

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Don't care about that, he's just an annoying, bloated piece of shit

Lol. Going to laugh my ass off if he ends up being another flash in the pan. Wont be the first time weve seen goalies look good one year and then absolutely blow the rest of their careers. Lol.

because he didn't keep going forward dumbfuck

Of course not. You absolutely do not fuck with the burgerman.
Announcers keep saying it wasn't intentional, idk maybe it wasn't. But the kid left his feet and that sort of shit can hurt people. It doesn't really matter whether he "meant it" or not.

>tfw Bruins fan but like Lundqvist

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I would eat the fuck out Ivanka Osmacks pussy

/hoc/ you are my best friends

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Y-You too

Same shit, different opinion

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she has a sexy neck

This pleases me greatly

Prove it and give me a rimjob

Need a reminder how much Twinkronto is paying Buttcock to coach their band of twinks

This is why I banned finlan from /hoc/

>WHOOP WHOOP

Bruins going to knock out laffs and lgbt in the postseason right

where's bulju?

That's actually funny

>Showers v. BingBings

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Fuck the shootout to Hell and back and then back to Hell! Fuck it times infinity!!! DJDJFJRJJUWIJDJEIQOKQODKSLABF!!!!!

there are more knights fans in that arena. Does colorado even have fans?

Finally a non SHIT game

Kurri is a Gretzky babby

Was it just me or was the ice really choppy in the 3rd and ot? Like pucks bouncing everywhere and shit

healing his hips

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I spent more time copying logos, pasting them into paint, using the eyedropper tool, and then re-entering the RGB values in excel for the colors of the teams on the chart than I actually did finding, calculating, or entering any of the data.
I may have a problem.

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>NIGNOG TENDIE
CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE

HAHAHAHAH THAT OVERRATED SHIT SHOOTOUT. LMAO OF COURSE HE CAN'T SCORE IF IT ISN'T A LITERAL TAP IN 2 FEET AWAY FROM THE NET

OVERRATED *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

They don’t even clean the centre of the ice for the shootout anymore, probably why Tavares lost the puck

Please don't

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As long as it makes you happy, user. Just don't start using a tripcode, like some sort of faggot.

A friendly reminder if you haven't been told yet, but Johnathen Tavares of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team is considered by many to be overrated shit.

Golden Knights?

More like

Golden Shites

>Just don't start using a tripcode
I've resisted the urge so far.

what?

Hey user hockey is over for the night come watch doubles tennis with me

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and don't think we haven't noticed

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I’m going to bed soon

If the urge even exists in the first place, you best find your way over to reddit and stay there

god i would be the best 3 minutes and 22 seconds of her life

Great, now I have the sudden urge for a Tesco sausage roll, a pack of paprika crisps, and a few Tunnock's Tea Cakes.

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My parents aren’t home

I’m going to double my benis in your sweet meat and asshole

I can of some other kind of "doubles" we can do if you catch my drift

I’m here to save the thread

That's a smile that's meant for tearing flesh from the bones of her prey.
Weirdly thick upper arms, though. That dress might be hiding a world of hurt.

Fuck off britboo

>only shit games
>bad guy teams all winning
boo gary

I know

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I have all of those at home.
I also sometimes microwave the sausage rolls to make them warmer and nicer
Also
MACKINNNNNNNNNNNNNON

Gayest post of the day

She's a tennis player you dip

Everyone says that their food is worse but it's actually better.

>I also sometimes microwave the sausage rolls to make them warmer and nicer
That's the only way to do it, m8.

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>avs
>bad guys
t. golden knigger

SORRY YOTES
MAYBE NEXT YEAR

i'm here to laugh at overrated shit

t. has the curry shits

would love for her to whip my cock and balls with the racket lad, especially if she tapped the underside of my sack with the racket up and down like she was bouncing a tennis ball

GRUUUUUUUUUUBB

Coyotes aren’t even supposed to be here. They are making good improvements at least and tocchet is a damn good coach. If they had better health, then they would have made it

You should write those Fabio romance novels

c’mon kniggas what are you doing?

/hoc/ excels at this
>please, inhale deeply

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>Coyotes aren’t even supposed to be here
And the fucking Avalanche are?

Avs sure as shit weren't supposed to be in the playoffs last year. Or this year.But they were/are.

No one cares about your faggot team. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting overated-shit faggots covered in a fucking leaf. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same retarded shitters - who wouldn't even find an ugly, man-hating trans like you remotely attractive - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you a mongoloid? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that Connor Brown is looking so cute! Hi-five 'Press'bro?"

Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level hockey a.k.a Maple Queefs? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to LARP as your racist grandfather? people only put up with you because they pity you. You're not going to get a "YOU" for everyone of your posts, by acting like a degenerate sad paki on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.

Avalanche have good scoring and really iffy defense. They are really weighed down by those OT losses but besides that and the slump they had in the middle of the year, they should be here

Would love for Evanka Osmak to sit on my face

never forget, 20 years ago
youtube.com/watch?v=RMimKtaG9Ac

thinkin about a late night snack

do not cry....

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As cringe as the Maple Leafs are, this might actually be even more cringe.

You fucking wrong bud. Did you just hear them say >we only won 3 of 20 at one point this year? They fucking fell apart for like two months.

>They fucking fell apart for like two months
Eh, just a little slump.

The avs have a lot more holes in them that an iffy defense.
The only reason they're even back in the conversation at this point is because Grubauer is playing out of his fucking gourd.

I'm popping back some blueberries right now.

>trying too hard: the post

>raggots

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Plenty of teams have ridden hot tendies to deep playoff runs. This team's window is just opening, anyway.

Yes. Shit like that happens and they didn’t have depth scoring for a good while up until now

it absolutely does not unless your the bing bings or the cucks

Landy and Rantanen have also been out for most of this good stretch. That's a fuck ton of scoring gone.

The Ducks should have been in the playoffs.

What happened?

Having some pretzels lads

Having my post hockey workout lads

12 years passed and it's not 2007 anymore

t. team isn't in playoff position

>should have

Fuck no. Boomer team, beaner fanbase, nobody shows up, always gives us a shitty team in the playoffs that isn’t even fun

Bunch of washed up hacks. Time to tank and rebuild.

Is there a reason Subban is in net for the Showers?
Is Fleury out or something?

They are working on moving to Milwaukee

They had a chance 2 years ago. There were some that pegged them facing the Penguins that year and beating the Preds.

They leaned way too hard on the top line, and once teams started to slow them down, plus Varly being shit, the losses started to pile up.

It's the final days of BLACKED history month

just punished my toilet with a nasty tavares. had to flush twice and even after a whole bottle of febreze it still stinks.

Fuck that would be awesome
>that tristate rivalry

Fleury suffered a season ending pregnancy.

Wish evanka osmak would treat my face like that

Oh yeah I remember hearing about that.

It really would. If only memes were reality

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Dam son that sounds rough

Illiterate fucking retard

And in some alternate universe we got a 2007 cup rematch 10 years later

Well Gary has to die eventually

When Gary dies how much of his legacy will be left?

Gary’s successor will be even worse than Gary

It's God's will

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who even decides on who the commissioner is?

the reptilians

The owners

but of course

the reptilians

Gary has unironically been a great commissioner from a business standpoint

the person who murders gary in the bloody coup

(((jews)))

Hypothetically, let’s say edmonton beat the ducks in six games after holding onto that 3 goal lead. Would they have beaten nashville?

the reptilians

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Deep state

All of it. He built modern hockey come hell or high water. What he's done cannot be denied. He's also full of himself. He'll be commissionar until the day he dies. Real jews jew. The man inducted himself into the hockey hall of fame for fucks sake.

Yeah it would have been a meme run to lose in a 4-1 sweep in the SCF

Wonder (((who))) could be behind this post

>NHL finna bouta overtake the NBA soon
Neat.

All the sunbelt teams make sense now. The Snowbelt is the enemy of those cold blooded monsters

Closing the gap on the NBA

>The man inducted himself into the hockey hall of fame for fucks sake
Ngl that's pretty Chad

the nba is still more culturally relevant

Agreed. Gary gets a bad rap but he's unironically the best of the 4 American pro sports league commissioners.

Well, who knows what would’ve happened in that timeline. Maybe ottawa would’ve beaten the penguins in OT

>haven't watched jay & dan yet
shant be reading the thread to avoid spoilers

apehoop boring as fuck. Who cares about a game where someone scores every 5 seconds. People watch baseball?

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rip bishop

The opioid of the masses

>People watch baseball?

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holy yikesola

the blacks

What's Jay & Dan?

Basedball is high IQ my friend

Baseball is the ONLY acceptable American sport other than hockey

not again

Yeah like fine, he's a hall of fame based on his contributions to the game, but at least die or retire before getting the honor. Don't put yourself in, pat yourself on the back and say "btw i'm doing this job for another 20 years"

i've always thought hockey had the perfect amount of scoring compared to the other big sports, even nfl lately has retarded amounts of scoring if you consider a touchdown a goal

Thinking about an early bedtime and an early rise tomorrow in order to provide more fresh hockey discussion topics and shitposts

It's what gay millenials watch instead of Evanka and Carolibe

NFL is fucked beyond repair. Dumb fucking sport anyway.

Gary clones are already in production.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tnDS9pp8Bo8
they had a show on the channel skeeeeup is ont

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shame they went to the retard network in the US instead of makin it big and had to go back

Jay and dan are only slightly less faggy than Tim and sid, and that’s only because there is literally nobody faggier than Tim and sid

why all the games so shit lately lads

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>SC with Jay and Dan presented by Tim Hortons

Sad to see how far /hoc/ has fallen. All we have left is BTFOing those retards from /cric/

Tim and Sid were based when they were on the radio. Whichever retard decided to move them to tv and put them head to head with primetime sports should have been fired.

So beat it then, nerd

/hoc/ really went down the shitter when I stopped getting blackout drunk every night

idk about you but i have friends and hockey

I have no such delusions that I'll ever escape. Just an observation.

well that sounds lilk an easy fix

TYSON
BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIE

I blame anime

This
Lying on the internet
Also this
King of the retards

Yeah I meant we as in /hoc/. Although most of my friends have grown up and I'm a manchild.

>black goaltending
>scored on by andrighetto
wew

WHOOP WHOOP MAFUCKERS
WCF HERE WE COME

Wow now that you mention it I’ve always found /hoc/ gets better as the night progresses, I always thought the shittier posters were all leaving, now I think it might be because I’m always hammered at the end of the night

I wouldn't call myself your king, more like your shepherd

>kniggers have vanished
I thought you said your team wasn't carried by Fleury :^)

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Bing Bing!

>losing 0-3 to a SHIT hockey team

At least you admit you are retarded

holy shit andrighetto go fucked up

>losing to bing bing
>b-buh we're good without fleury I-I swear
Oh no no no

Guess they aren't so SHIT, huh? Gas ys bitch

Am I the only successful poster on /hoc/?

Im not a lifelong fren. I just like making fun of the Bing Bings

see you in the west final then nigger

Larp somewhere else have enough of that here

>that isnt even fun

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no it was because I was hammered and my posts are the best

What?

I'm thinking you don't have a solid grasp on english

You must be a trashville nigger

>losing to flylels
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA laffs HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA it was their year

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finally a fucking goal god damn

Subban is blacker than Wesley Snipes.

I miss Statsny
Why did Sakic ever get rid of him anyway?

inb4 Dark Horse CBJ

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See, you can't even fucking read. Fuck off

I think my best posts could give your best posts a pretty good run for their money

Casualty of Sakic's horrible early tenure.
A shame too, I used to love watching him play for DU.

Hello fellow Ted

That was before he quit drinking

He's also a worse goalie than Wesley Snipes

list of teams that are going to be exposed hard in the playoffs:

>islels
>laffs
>flumes
>shucks

You said "live action role play somewhere else" which makes no sense in regards to my comment. Now you're angry for some reason. Maybe take your own advice and cool off a bit.

tampa?

they were ok on the score, rogers wont let them differentiate normally

Niggy we ain’t even supposed to be here let alone be in the top of the league.

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Kek

Was the tedborg defeated?

...

Maybe go spend time with your wife and/or child if you're as successful as you claim to be. Nobody really gives a shit either way.

sharts are already exposed

imo they blast through the habs then go tooth and nail with bombston and probably die with dignity in a 3-2 game 7 of the east final against the
>penguins

Isles are shit and won't win more than 1 playoff game

It's alright dude I'm sure things will get better for you.

playoffs are a different beast. who knows what will happen. But keep that seethe up leaf. you’ll need it come leafs elimination day

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>tfw only spam russian whores when i'm shitfaced

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Getting pretty fucking hyped for the playoffs lads.

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I'm sure you'll learn how to talk about hockey instead of using this hockey discussion board as a form of escapism. I hope so at least.

What is it with Russian women and whoring themselves out like this?

bing bing

imo they get beat by another wild card team in the first round

What are you talking about, that woman is pure class.

>It was 3-0

meme game incoming

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Sad Bings

she could make a fortune shoving large objects up her ass on Chaturbate

No, we are legion

absolutely

E X P O S E D
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Every russian woman I've seen has either been an old hag or a cakeface bimbo. Never an in between.

They aren't saying boo, they are saying boooo-bauer.

>bing bings needed exposing
it's not a secret that they're bad

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Hey hey
hey hey
get high
>um.....

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BING BINGS RISE UP

Boooo-urns?

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god damn it

BOURQUEEEEE

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>nigger goaltending

NOT SO FAST SHOWERS

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>nigger goalie
>bing bings
What a meme game

bing bing WAHOOOO

>MUH INTERFERENCE

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Did the golden knights UNIRONICALLY let Gabriel FUCKING bourque get his SECOND goal of the year?

Absolutely howling at this team

Stay mad faggot weeb.
Isles are regressing

>Getting scored on by Gabriel "AHL 4th liner" Borque
>Wasting a challenge on said goal
OH NO NO NO

>G-G-Gary pls help us Knights!

Thinking about washing myself with a rag on a stick lads

91724023
I’m not even mad and I know for a fact this team is having a good year even if they’re having a slump. But go ahead and gloat that your leafs are doing any better anyway because i don’t see anything different between last years islanders and your leafs.

>You now realize Borque has previously only scored on empty nets
Absolute STATE of black goaltending

Tuchs dad isn't wearing any knights merch

No way Vegas is getting past the first round

Don't doubt the meme magic that resides in Fleury's glove

Based on what

Fleury is a man you don’t fuck with when he is in the postseason

wrong the sharks are a free win

ive seen this movie before

t. delusional sh/a/rk

shorks haven't been looking good recently so vegas could pull a series win out of their ass

No way Vegas is getting past the second round

Depends on who they face.

STORS STORS STORS

I think some teams just want to take it easy coming into the playoffs

NO 3RD PERIOD MEME MAGIC FOR YOU TONIGHT AHAHA

fuck subban
go knights

oh no no no no no

Speaking of teams that are going to make a first round exit this year, can we talk about the
>flim flams

youtube.com/watch?v=yysnM407rjE

...did they just play mario sounds?

Zadorov is playing like complete shit

BING BING!

stors hang on and sweep the flims

>my wifes son and i love when they play those sound effects!

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Yeah they did
What are you gonna do about it faggot?

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luckily they arent european

Oh yes we snowbelt

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>holy mackeral

3rd round to be quite desu with you senpai family

flames are going to get exp0sed and vegas can beat co/az in a best of 7

Currently >rags-posting in a Yea Forums thread

My wife's son is a Knights fan and has thrown a HUGE tantrum every time the Avs have scored. What should I do

Subbs takes the friendly fire hit

>shorks
>in charge of not shork-ing

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Just remind him that Fleury isn't playing and once he is they'll be good again

butwhy.gif

Despite the cruel reality, the Loafs have their perpetual cheerleaders in TSN, Sportsnet, CBC and The Globe & Mail shoving them down everyone's throats in a vain attempt to prove that they don't suck.

murder-suicide

Just wait until this team gets everyone healthy and adds Makar

tell him its because blacks cant play hockey. that should really sting and remind him he will never play the sport

Thinking about quitting my job and buying a van

I honestly can't wait to see Makar play.
I just hope he doesn't turn out to be a bust during the transition to the big leagues

Honestly if sharks dont at least make the SCF they should be banned from playoffs. Leave that spot for a team that will actually do something with it.

Fucking refpuck

Fuck you and fuck Kesler. Glad his career is over. Fucking goon.

yea, like an east coast team

>m-muh refpuck
neck yourself

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imagine thinking the knights are giving more than 60% the rest of the season

Good argument

Yeah I’m thinking this is based

Alright listen up you FAGGOTS
While I can't BELIEVE that MY Knights are losing to the fucking bing bing wahoo, you FUCKERS need to know something.
FLEURY is GOD himself in goalie gear, if he was in net and not SUBBAN We'd be up 2-0, that's right NOTHING because the fucking bing bings can't score unless we aren't even trying.

Yes I said it WE aren't even TRYING right now, that's why we're losing. And you know what? there's still FIVE WHOLE MINUTES left in this game, so don't you start "scoreboarding" me fucking ColoFAGGOTS. Be thankful that FLEURGOD isn't in net right now or you'd be up shit creek with your only your switches to paddle you home!

Absolute Chad

Shit posts get shit replies

Might go see a game in every NHL arena then drive it off a cliff

Well 50% of their team is missing since Fleury is out, so that's somewhat accurate

Going to be an absolute unit when he joins the avs.

You don't know shit about hockey and you live in a shit city. You also smell.

*wins the hobey baker*
heh nothing personnel

KNIGHTS TUCH IT IN

I FUCKING told you FAGGOTS
Bing Bings can suck FLEURY'S IMMACULATE COCK

No u

You mean his small cock?

What is it with you desertniggers and using meth

Night lads. Almost time for Coast to Coast AM.

How do you listen to that?

idk who that guy was on colorado but him using his skate to move the puck behind the net was high iq

I thought the knights were supposed to be good?

Marchessault
ANGRY AS FUCK

No, Fleury is supposed to be good. Without them they're on par with the Wild.

MARCHY YA BLEW IT

On a radio or streaming radio

gg knights
>Marchessault is STEAMING
kek

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Oh I meant the old episodes

gn avs frend

good night fren

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If you download tunein radio there are 3 different art bell streams, or there are art bell collections on piratebay with 1000+ episodes

gg avs

Oh based there's an Iraq episode on right now
Thanks yo

I think i know which one you are talking about. Alot of the things the discuss comes to be.

>bought end of the season Avs tickets when they were boming for $20
>they go 5-0-1
>tickets now worth way more than what I paid
Nice.

so you are confirming you live in a bandwagon market

Oh fuck now there's some schizo who thinks he's an alien kek

It's a market with a shitload of other distractions

Just not being in Canada is pretty based I imagine.

But yeah, when Varlamov was shitting the bed and Landeskog went out ticket prices bombed and I made a sound investment.

Don't act like every team doesn't do this. Unless you're the Maple Leafs every team lowers ticket prices when they're bad.

Somebody lead off with this gif, and then some user asked who /rags/ there. I hit him with the pic of the >rags kid pissing his pants

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I was in that thread too. /hoc/ got a little hot headed earlier so decided to let him cool off.

Were you the Bombston lad, lad?

Actually I was just lurking. I was gonna post a meme but I choked.

You'll get 'em next time. I sincerely thought about derailing everything by spamming Bulju, but I wanted to read for a bit

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watching nxt lads

the town that dreaded sundown, total recall, then terminator 2 tonight lads

So you are saying only toronto is a non bandwagon market

I believe you mean fairweather and no that's not necessarily true.

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No, corporate Jews buy them all up to woo clients with

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Reminder that Bulju WILL awaken next season, to the tune of 25-30 goals

Oh God crazy old lady now