/heem/ - Jessica Edition

>MMA
>real sport

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Not really because the only reason people really thread their eyebrows is at a girls request, or a s/o will pluck them for you. Even actors with bushy eyebrows have had them trimmed.

only real men pluck eachother's lower stomach pubes

>pillowtap
>real fighting
lol

>on Yea Forums
>having a s/o
LARP

Eating pussy is gay

uhhhhh

why? it's meaty and fun

>UFC Gaycheese vs Barboza this weekend

That's going to be fun.

Nowhere in that post did it imply I had a s/o. Reading comprehension. You're a virgin crying about Schaubs eyebrows even though he's fucking a hot milf and you've never had sex.

Can we nuke this thread and start over?

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>tfw ywn make sweet love to her

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But you're literally the discord mod

unironically small considering he's a manlet

Romero/Jacare 2 is a pretty good card. Stacked with spicers and memes top to bottom. Better than the Brazil ppv desu.

QUICK who is your favorite boomer fighter and who is your favorite zoomer fighter?

I heemed a Reem in times gone by

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Jon seemed to think so since the second Stipe said yes he signed to fight Poopetta

I'm pretty excited to see it live, hopefully this time at BB&T center we get a better turn out than last time.
Randy Couture
Israel Adesanya

yikes

how is stating the fact that something is gay crying about schaub's eyebrows you seething queer

Wheres the issue

Still would rather see Yoel vs Paulo

Dan Henderson
Max Holloway

give me one piece of actual evidence that
>I'm luke
>you're not an insane fag who should fuck off back to the discord and stay there

Shut the fuck up, puke. Stupid BITCH

You were crying about Schaub like you spend 50% of your life doing. Noticing a lot of insecurities and projection in your posts man.

fedor
sean o'malley

you're literally the only person alive who remotely care about schaub on an emotional level

You're reem bless and like usual crying for Luke to come to your aid as he's a mod and therefore your idol all while valbong jerks off to anime

wtf is up with these blokes today?

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No deal brexit died

that was literally the tripfag who first acused me of being luke you autistic mong

I’ve been posting here for almost three years and still don’t know the heem personalities.

I just corrected you about eyebrows and you got upset by that truth bomb about how you've never fucked a girl who was more than a 5, but what I should've said is you'll never fuck a girl who is more than a 5. As you're a virgin, but Elliott will help you out

disqord discussion should be a bannable offence

is that good or bad for racists?

Calm down reem bless I'm Luke

It is.

or i made you seeth by insulting your idol schaub and dropping the truth bomb that you desire cock down your throat

I’m Luke

Wh-what if LUKE and CORAL and SPAMMY were all the SAME PERSON?!? LMFAOOOOOOOOO

you're literally obsessed with cock

*any discussion of 'heem personalities' even if you don't specifically mention discord should be a bannable offence

This is my exact answer. Based off of your choices I like you as a person. Based and redpilled

says the guy who wishes he could be the milf getting railed by schaub

Hey heem, I’m Dano. I want to start posting with a name so that I become a heem personality and get more attention.

Some things about me
>Love Jon Jones
>Hate DC
>Proud Yea Forums pass subscriber
alright thanks and catch yas later

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Reem bless you're actually closeted man, you're obsessed with Schaub, penis and don't like your men to have trimmed eyebrows

Never realized how big Nate's nostrils really are

Fedor
Conor

Also requesting an invitation to the Discord, WhatsApp, and subreddit. Thanks in advance.

Conor Mcgregor
Mike Perry

>the world's two most overrated memes
a man of taste i see

>unemployed

You forgot an important one.

>you now remember Sean “The Muscle Shark” Sherk

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Im making a heem subreddit in the short future

wrong how else would I afford my Yea Forums pass?

>I'm the one who's obsessed with schaub
for sure

jeez never been accused of this before LOL

By selling your blood and seminal fluids.

are you really a heemposter if a faggot hasn't accused you of being luke at some point?

Lmao good night Luke you ugly virgin, Reem Bless x

reddit.com/r/heem/

Its already a thing

i though i was meant to be reem bless atleast have your mental illness make some kind of sense

Um delete this

No I'm Reem bless?

you're already annoying me fuck off x

make me Luke lol invite me to the discord NOW

lmao heem

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HEEM SLEEPY xp

no you're luke

shut up luke xp

this heem thread is even more autistic than usual

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is anyone in this thread going to make an attempt to actually discuss mma?

The state of heem right now is trash. A bunch of faggots arguing about seemingly nothing. Oh wait heem has always been this homosexual.

this is def not the thread

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>the guy that looked like every muscle in his body was somehow herniated

So is the true redpill an Emmett, Yusuff, Gaycheese parlay?

I like how if you call a bong Luke you figure out whether he is Luke or not because Luke always replies with >discord fags waah
Just like how he use to call everything Reddit before people found his Reddit (r/greggtits) and realised he lives on there

Hobbie wins the rematch

ikr

>we really needed a new spammy mutt tripfag
said nobody

Barboza is going to KO him in a memey fashion

Thalts on Brendan Schaub?

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I’ll post about ten mma questions to get the ball rolling under ONE condition.

I want an invitation to the discord.

>lol invite me to the discord NOW

heem urself my guy

hi luke bringing more attention to yourself are we?

How do we revive /heem/ to its former glory?

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Is Dana just drawing from a hat at this point?

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Lmfao what a dork that Luke guy is. Please tell me more stories about him.

nice eyebrows

ew

what's the logic on this one? Lawler isn't even a contender at this point

>Schaub: 6'4
>Ngannou: 6'4
Hmm, nawl bee

>tfw you see coral every day irl but are too scared to say hi

Why not Colby?

Good looking guy

more meme fighters
more spicy fights

But why does he get a shot at the number one contender after losing via technical submission?

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Sure ya do

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you'll be given a discord invite on the condition you never post here again

Oh for sure my guy, set the man up in a rematch with the dude that completely Ah Ah annihilated him with one punch. Solid move Danes

Easy as fuck rebound fight for Tyquil

just a rematch

i guess it'd be cool to see if turbo recharged lawler can beat flushed tyron

fighting for the title

Permanent ban for all Shaub, brap, and waifu posters. Unfortunately that would leave maybe 3 people to chat about MMA.

Why does the UFC hate Lawler?

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he's probably fighting Usman next

Reddit post my guy

If everyone is a heem peesonality... nobody will be

bad fight for robbie. tyron knows he looked terrible against kamaru and is going to shit on anyone he fights next.

Have you ever met Colby or Masvidal in South Florida?

are you asking me if i'm a homosexual?

are you fucking kidding? look at the fights he's getting, he should be fighting guys way lower after barely winning against Cowboy and losing to a lightweight and getting meme'd by Asskren

they wouldn’t give him the number one contender coming off a first round loss if they hated him — this would make him in instant title contention

I don’t think Lawler is at the point in his career where he wants to dick around as a gatekeeper

Damn Romero got a Weidman eye after that 2nd fight with Rob. His right eye didn't heal properly after all the swelling from getting banned up

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No, I've met a bunch of others though.

Yoel is one of the dirtiest fighters in the history of the sport and everyone is just okay with it.

no one cares about your hot takes you tryhard fag

...

phew my boi safe

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Hot take: Yoel suffers from erectile dysfunction.

You seem to have gotten very emotional about it

>I want le epin roided cuban missle in my boipucci xD based Yoel!!!

Thawlt black was supposed to be slimming?

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Romero is the most reddit middleweight on the roster aside from memebender you caz

atleast keep your trip on rather than attempting to covert samefag your cringe posts

Nice try Luke BUT
1) I’m not posting with a trip
2) Invite me to the discord and I’ll stop embarrassing you in front of your friends

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jabbed up*

Israel adasanya is fuckin garbage and my boy gastelum is gonna expose him. Just like how I said my boy masividal would expose till.

i would love for you to go fuck off to the discord to with the other attention whoring fags but i'm infact not luke so i can't do that

your boy fatfuckselum lost to post usada weedman

Still waiting for someone to explain to me how Jones gets past schaubs jab

Fastest hands at middle weight. Best foot work. Israel has 0% chance of winning.

oh for sure he doesn't and after that right hand starts heating up it's lights out b

Well you better pull a link out of your ass “not Luke” because I’m going to keep running heem into the ground with these hot takes until I get a motherfucking discord invite.

Next up: Gillespie will be in the top three before the end of 2019.

My guy, you can't suplain what can't be done

Even in straight up wrestling I think you’d be surprised b

in many ways that one is correct, the middle divisions without extreme agility or ko power are destined to be dominated by leg shaggers for years to come

Schaub's footwork is just something else

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shittest gastank, worst reach, fatty's going to be pillowtap decisionated

P-p-piecin him up for sure

It'll be an easy Lawler W IMO, Tyron is going be in mental shambles and either fight recklessly and gas or fight timidly and get boxed up.

Lomachenkoesque

>meanwhile DC manages to be the HW GOAT under the same circumstance

>MMA fighters trying to box

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Just got a salad from seven 11 and it's literally just straight spinach in this bitch. Not even any iceberg lettuce or nothing. Like wtf my nigga who tf just eats straight spinach and dressing? Real talk I'm still finna eat it tho, a nigga hungry af lmao.

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For SURE Gaycheese. But it is a tough match to call b.

I got you with the invite senpai

discord.gg/e5uyHv

>iceberg lettuce
like, just chew ice chips, my nigga. Like, just breathe, my dude

>508 members
>83 online
What the FUCK it is literally more active than heem?

losing to weidman in 2k17 is the equivalent of dc getting starched by arlovski

utter cringe

Are you too scared to talk to the cool kids?

In a lot of ways Weidman beat Jacare.

Joined heemcord and the first shit I see is this. Y'all some cucks straight up my nigga.

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What race is that kid?

natty?

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*puts on Australian accent*
He looks genetically modified to fuck your girlfriend

youtube.com/watch?v=gaJVwDzSyP0

Insider here. Expect Yair Rodriguez vs Renato Moicano to be announced within the hour

I also joined the heemcord and wew

vintage

faggot cope

If a fighter loses a fight and then pops after, is the fight still declared an NC?

The future of European man.

no

>Breaking: Jon Jones, Thiago Santos and Amanda Nunes, Holly Holm title fights are verbally agreed to headline UFC 239 on July 6 in Las Vegas.

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three piece and a soda

prime costanza heems schuab

sounds like a good card

>three piece and a soda

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how did you do that

Is freetheanonsofuk on the discord/still around?

REEEE WHY DID JON GET US HYPED UP FOR A STIPE FIGHT AND THEN DO THIS SHIT I'M SO MAD

How would Demetrious Johnson do against the average nigger in a felony fights video?

based

>Till KO'd by leaping hook
>Wonderboy KO'd by leaping hook

three peach with the soda

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Reem
Barboza

>Holly Holm
>2-4 in last 6 fights

Desperate Dana is Desperate

Lawler/Tyron 2 is such a shitty fight I don't want to see that again
My boy Lawler deserves fresh exciting matchups not someone whose camp has gameplanned for him 3 times now screw this shit I'm mad

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Think about it like this. If Lawler wins the rematch, then Lawler can add Wonderboy, Maia, and Till under his belt

It's bad but honestly, Holly Holm is the last "big name" Nunes is left to beat so I don't have a real problem with it.
Also matchups do make fights and I do think Holly could post a bit of a problem to Nunes with her rangey point fighting style

Tyron is taking another dive and retiring

You mean her ISH ISH ISH style?

Tyron is going to get traded to ONE

get

New

youtube.com/watch?v=USSu5HK_y1M

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Would you guys fuck Tyron's mom?

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Favorite fighter whomst you'd describe as a "n*gger"?

Sup Calendar

Dana just gave Lawler a free meme run at the title. What you him to fight contenders that would demolish him like Edwards or Ponzi?

unironically yes
she's strong in the clinch and Nunes is riding on quite a high at the moment and already talks of retiring soon. She might find she doesn't land those power punches early as Holm ISH ISHes away and stall her against the fence. She's pretty long and rangey

I'm not calendar.

yes

Jones

there are $50/hour hookers that look better than this

For sure Edwards is a much tougher matchup than Tyron Woodley
100000% Tyron absolutely sucks now because he lost 1 fight for shawl B been saying it since day 1

no but probably would let her give me head

What about Ngannou's mom?

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Who did Tyron beat again? A couple washed up old men, toilet Thompson, and toilet Till? For sure he's a yuuuuge beastly p4p munster of a GOAT my mans

How did that fat goblina produce this?

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WHY WERE JONES AND STIPE SHITTING US UP ABOUT A POTENTIAL FIGHT I GOT EXCITED
IT WOULD'VE BEEN GOOD

HOW HAS THIAGO SANTOS EVEN EARNED A TITLE SHOT? JIMI MANUWA AND BLACHOWICZ COME ON DANA

desu i'm getting more of a visceral primal arousal from this photo for sure

Not even close to what I was saying. By getting Tyron, Robbie is now one fight away from a title shot.

We all know that Robbie will not be able to hang with the contenders if he had to work his way back up. But for some reason he got the number one contender coming off a loss.

Its that tiny bit of cleavage you pervert

>pettis ranked 8 LW
>KO's #3 ranked wonderboy
>pettis is now rank 8 WW
>wonderboy still above him

what retard does the rankings

I don't remember asking for your opinion

Nah I’m happy they’re letting Jon clean out his division a little bit. And the Jones Stipe fight will still probably happen this year.

nah skin is nicer arms are skinnier probably has less of a saggy KFC ass too face isn't any worse really just awful in a different way

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>Beating someone means you should be higher ranked than them
For SHURE my bee, MJ and Joe Duffy awltta be top 5 LWs, I agree hunndred perssnt my guy.

shades of cm punk

wonderboy has won 1 of his last 5

pettis has won 3 of his last 5

HIGH TEST

he won the genetic lottery

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Wonderboy is losing close fights to the champion of the division while Pettis is getting dominated by the likes of RDA and Barboza

Boom roasted

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Imagine the guy who kicked your ass for 25 minutes hugs your mom and then your mom tells you he did a good job

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it's fucking unreal this guy is the champ, nobody took him seriously

>nobody took him seriously
Speak for yourself caz

but i took him seriously

Luke unironically called it months earlier.

I knew he was skilled but I thought Woodley was better. Now we know.

This is the black guy your gf fantasizes about. Not Tyrone or Jerome, its Abanu and Kwadwo. REAL African warriors. Not those shitty American losers

desu Woodley is better skill wise. put the brain of GSP inside of Tyron's body and he beats Usman 10/10

This. I don't like bulls that got captured. I want the bulls that did the capturing. Those are the real alpha bulls.

I dunno... Woodley's 'Don't throw any punches or do anything at all' strategy was a beast.

Is Barbosa x Hooker the most painful fight to watch ever?

based and LTGpilled
youtube.com/watch?v=5GKrwimOyZo

5:22

youtu.be/USSu5HK_y1M?t=322

and yet Pettis KO'd him

Same here

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Wrong. It's Uriah Hall. Women cheer whenever he disrobes at weigh-ins.

Let's fucking GOOO!

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this thread is flushed

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Fantastic post, checked

>Favorite fighter?
>Do you believe in God?

Yuk

>Favorite fighter?
Schaub
>Do you believe in God?
Yes

strawpoll.me/17692716

Try Alvey vs Theodorou

Fedor
No

bj penn
idk

Jon Jones
Yes

how does elias win fights by backing up and throwing volume? Has he ever hurt an opponent? I think anders was a total robbery

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Tony Ferguson
Yes

Redpilled

Based Askren sending his boy to take out lawler again

I don't know. Give him Yoel just because.

t. 229er

>yoel literally KOs him in the 3rd
>elias wins a decision anyway because the judges are bugged

I can tell you are a fat neckbeard
Beta DYEL
Chad
Average mexican

Lawler deserves another big fight after that controversial finish, and I'm glad it isn't a rematch for either guy

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Yoel Romero
and a big ol' "no" from me

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Lawler will verbally tap please screen cap this post for future reference

i like mma

true fans hate mma

hot

>likes the soldier of God
>isn't a soldier of God

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No for gay jesus

This might be a dumb question, but with UFC payperviews switching to ESPN+, will I still be able to go to a sports bar to watch the fights?

Lmao Coral you believe in god? I'd love to hear why.

if you see that pic and that's where your mind goes there is something wrong with you

didn't middleweight mousasi beat the shit out of santos a couple years ago. we could have seen moose-jones if dana wasn't a jew baka

I was saved from a burning building while listening to the Big Brown Breakdown.

Yeah , espn+ has a phone app

So I can have answers to most things that don't make much sense without having to think too hard about stuff that's out of my control.

Moose rekt him, it was a great KO

So the bar won't be able to play the PPVs on the TV unless it's a smart TV?

Can God answer if Prime Schaub would heem Ngannou?

>his local sports bar doesn't have smart TVs
Where do you live, fucking wyoming, nigga

>I'm too dumb to think about things so I'll just believe that a giant magic man in the sky is the cause
Oof and yikespilled

be careful

I hope at least one person here thinks you sound smart.
Florida, at least I don't think my sports bars have smart tv's.

my groin is scratching, i need to shave bros

>Oof and yikespilled
You had something going then completely fagged it up.

ill always remember it cause of the yellow (gold) UFC 200 canvas that reminded me of KOTC

Coral we should unironically meet up and drink some beers while watching a card.

At least my father thinks I'm smart, which is more than you can say

Where are you located?

My dad does think I'm smart, he just thinks communicative skills aren't my strong suite. I'm glad he's honest with me because he doesn't want me to waste my time.

literally in the other room, my guy, ur mom's giving me a blumpkin

Look behind you :)

I live very near coral springs, and I know that coral has said that he goes to twin peaks to watch fights. So I can stalk him and get pics this weekend during the fights. He's probably the 5'6 400lb guy wearing a TFATK shirt.

Name a more wasted potential than Nick Diaz

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I actually have never been to a Twin Peaks, I watch at Duffys usually.

Your dad is literally a cuck. Your mom fingers herself to Yoel

I really wanted to see him fight Whittaker, too. With him frozen out of the best fights they might as well go full meme and set up a Hunto rematch in Japan

Is this the stuff you come up with on your own?

W-Woah, you responded quick! Very impressive

Thanks, it's why I get the pass.

Darren Till

I think he sounds smart. Your “belief” in God is merely for convenience and almost an admittance that you don’t actually believe and willfully try to delude yourself

>he just thinks communicative skills aren't my strong suit
Lmaoooo Coral confirmed for aspergers. It's tawlf my mans 100%.

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Well yes you're exactly right, but is that necessarily a bad thing?

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is this actually legit?

Ask him to link you the tweet, you'll be waiting a while.

It doesn’t even make sense. “I believe in God but I actually don’t”

You’re protheistic agnostic

has tugger been cured of his seechurz?

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But I do believe, I just couldn't prove it nor do I even want to.

Kinda feel bad for him desu

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1109816077654130689?s=20

wtf i didn't Marreta was fighting Jones, hopefully this will be a banger

It’s called a leap of faith. Read Kierkagaard before replying to coral again you, brainlet.

Him vs khabib who wins

Conor mcgregor

Rogan told him to give Tiger CBD oil and he did so I think he's cured now thankfully

>tattoo under her boob
>tattoo near her vagina
Its time to admit it Coral...

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Time to admit that she has tattoos?

me too man, wish he would fight again

It’s not a leap of faith when you willfully admit you’re deluding yourself you brain damaged gopher

That’s not what you said

i was literally waiting for whittaker/moose to be announced then instead it was announced that moose signed bellator. idk if i've ever been more disappointed in some MMA news

damn she's smoking hot

Schaub is getting cucked. Or she is at least his beard.

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I mean, I can't PROVE that Schaub beat Roy Nelson, but I believe that he did, so it's a W on his record to me. It's called a leap of faith, you brainlet.

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Did you lose your folder or something? Whats up with the filesnames lately?

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Whats wrong with eating cheetos my guy?

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Finally a good call from Herb

I saw that fight live

Nothin but a peach, b

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GAWLD DAWLG

what the fuck are you talking about retard

Coral, what are your thoughts on Kelvin was Israel?

Keep hating on the /heem/ GOAT, you sad losers

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I think Israel is going to be a dominant champion, he has an extremely bright future.

Im on mobile so i can’t tell, does Coral have his Yea Forums Pass symbol on? I want to impersonate him and get him banned again

Oh my God, Coral. I'm so sorry. I really don't know what to say for Schaub...

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Nigga what the fuck

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wow this is uh... abnormal

>she has drool on her fucking lip

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you just know that fella been deep in that

Meme'd into reality

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>wow this is uh... abnormal
not really

Not even going to dignify that with a response. Parents kiss their children. Take it as you will. Not discussing your perversions any further.

incels

Can you see it

>that
>just a kiss

Kek

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>cucked by tattoo artists
>cucked by personal trainers
>cucked by Burt Watson
>cucked by Werdum
>cucked by Cain
>cucked by DC
>cucked by Tony
>cucked by his own son

>and this is just from his current girl
Is Schaub the most JUST’d sportsperson EVER? Real talk.

Delet

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According to you, taking a picture with someone means that they've had intercourse. I feel sorry for whoever ends up with you as they will have no freedom.

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Also Joe Hogan

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>Net worth as a metric
Yikes

>Net worth websites as a reliable source
Double yikes

Brandon Schwab is a bitch. I’d spit in his face, throw him through glass, and eat his food. Just like how he bullied that kid in college. Why do you idolize a lifetime bully?

you faggots are fucking uppity tonight

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weird af

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holy shit thats hot

Into the Schaub h8r folder you go

leaf

Checks out

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how is that h8?

Wake up Dad, Its over

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is this the secret to diaz bros cardio?

yo coral you been keeping it low key, scared of getting your peepee perma spanked huh

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Well my 3 month vacation ended 3 days ago, but yes I an shook.

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schaub should be scared, this kid is a peach of a beast

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Seriously what kind of sick mind comes up with this stuff

>Jon Jones
>I can do all things through christ

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I was using his chat to communicate with you guys, hope he still lurks at least he seemed like a really cool dude.

Did the seechurz leave him paralyzed from the waist down?

hes still here, he just came to his senses

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>what the hell am I doing here
>I don't belong here

Man this place is crazy, it's Nostradamus city in here.
I think basically every major upset in recent memory has been accurately predicted by this place
Can't go back to other forums after experiencing Yea Forums.org's MMA community

gunna regulate LHW lads

How do you guys unironically feel about Jones/Santos?

I think it's a bit of a waste and Santos' isn't on Jones level or even close.

santos gets it done, 50-43 decision

GAYCHEEEEEEEEEESE

holly holm is disgusting lads

Santos via wrestling and pace, 49-46

waste of a Jon Jones performance

there's nothing left for Jones at LHW, now is the time to move up, I bet if he talked shit and hyped it up he could get a title shot against DC immediately and would probably fuck him up again seeing as he now has an overwhelming mental edge and DC is even older

Does Luke Rockhold have any real shot against this?

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truly living up to his nickname with that performance is "Lionheart", joe

>can't finish, even with illegal shots

DC loses to Jones or Brock. Perhaps even Ngannou. The way I see it, DC is getting old and too injury prone. He has been saying a lot recently, that he's injured prior to fight night. Fortunately, he hasn't face decent competition OR a decent wrestler. I think of Brock like Lewis if Lewis knew how to use his weight and wrestle. Don't need to say anything about Jon since he has handled DC twice now. If Ngannou has actually learned anything from the Stipe fight, I could see him beating DC too since he has a better chin than Stipe.

Has anyone ever gotten a Von Flue choke?

kys

nah

How's life going jef

moved to BC, its fucking litty

OSP has like 3 or 4

i wish i still lived in florida.

Where in Florida are you from?

she slurped it up after, like a good girl

You mean the OSP?

lived all over south florida from jupiter to miami. originally from west palm

Favorite spot in South Florida? Mine is probably Deerfield Beach.

Yikes

pompano beach community park maybe. the whole state is bullshit though.

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED

ON /HEEM/ IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS

>As of 2013, Deerfield Beach also had the highest percentage of Brazilian and Brazilian American population (as a percentage of total population) in the United States at 11.06%.[12]

Demetrious Cormier has two (2) decent wins on his record.
The rest of his opponents were scrubs.
Don't act like he's the GOATOAT because he's not and never will do.

for sure stipe, anthony johnson, gustafsson, josh barnett, dan henderson, bigfoot silva are all bums

Its sad that this has turned into the goto response when you don't have an arguement.

it's weird, jones and jacare did it too. something weird about mma makes walking a legit way to follow an injured combatant. it just works if you use grappling, left, right and stanceless movement, walking leaves you open to turn a step or two into anything you want. all that foot work shit is when you can't walk forward in a straight line.

(yikes is pronounced 'yick-ies')

Paige looking hawt on IG today

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Till's head movement is high level

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Who's your favorite can? For me it's Ross Pearson

jon jones

Poocare

Ben Saunders

you suck a cunt you'll suck anything

cowboy

209, heem who
Here us with it

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Charlie Brenneman

it's sad that your dumb posts only warrant one-word dismissals. do better.

Suck my dick lol

american or guacho

nikita krylov

>oh ur a triathlon now

remeber when conor said 'lets wrestle' and kabab said 'lets wrestle'

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You know?

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Conair is just another wrestler with an overhand left

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>Getting your ass kicked
>Take it to the ground so you can give up your neck and quit
The Gooby special

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Post Waterson feet

Can anyone please tell me what the FUCK is happening in the heavyweight division?

Brock vs DC in July, international fight week. Conor vs Cowboy was supposed to be the co-main but it fell through

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Nada, nothing, ei mitään

Has everyone just accepted that it will be a one-off money fight and no matter who wins DC will retire and Brock will fuck off which will leave probably Stipe and someone else to fight for the vacant title?

Charlie showing up on a week's notice to fuck Rick Story out of a title shot was one of the greatest MMA moments

roger huerta

Stipe's best win? Overeem. Bum
Rumble's best win? Gustafsson. Bum.
Gustafsson's best win? Manuwa. Bum.
Barnett's best win? Frank Mir. Bumcity
Hendo's best win? Wandy. BUM
Bigfoot's best win? Overeem. Bum.

Real GOATs have wins over other potential GOATs who have wins over the best of the rest
Like Conor, and Cejudo, and Usman

Ngannou isn't a bum tbqh
the future will show he is legiiiid

Feel bad for Conor fans, constantly getting let down.

ISH ISH SHISH ISH SHISH

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Lets see jon jones drop 60 pounds and fight khabib if he's so great

lol that takedown attempt was weak as fuck

Dude, schaub literally coined himself, " the ultimate connor dick rider," got 2 knuckles deep in callen on camera, and slapped callens ass on camera. Your a faggot defending a faggot. Inb4 wahhh! Your a virgin! Im a chad! Larp.

Khabib
No

boom: Royce Gracie
zoom: khabib or ferguson

fortunately they cant be let down anymore now that he pussied out of the sport after getting fucking wrecked back to back

>got 2 knuckles deep in callen on camera
what orifice?

>What's next for you, Mickey?

YO BJ PENN, I WANT YOU TO PUT ON 20LBS AND COME GET SOME

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Not him but I'm a chad

based

THE HEAD KICK!
and IT is ALL over!
>aaaaand NEW Bantamweight Champion Of the WOOOOOORLD
>HOLLENDRASTANALONE
>HOLM
Nunes is STILL out on the canvas, Nina Ansaroff is bawling her eyes out begging her to just wake up

>gets dabbed on by diego sanchez
what did he mean by this?

CM Punk guy shouldn't have been allowed in the UFC.
>having kidney failure as a WW
And this faggot was talking about going to LW early on. He'd get murdered in MW.

people forget

deigo striking and chin aside, is still a monster. would be a great bjj/wrestling coach. remember the madness of him versus the kneebar bellator meme

>wow holly that was one of the greatest performances i've ever seen in my life how did it feel when you landed that head kick and saw the lights
>wait what i'm sorry but it seems the nunes corner is bringing a live lion into the octagon and oh no amanda nunes is now being eaten head first by the lion in what can only be described as a bizarre south american sacrificial ritual

jon jones can literally never be goat, it's like saying lance armstrong is the goat

Amanda Nunes is the male/female goat and the only true Double Champ.

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*loses 4 times plus an extra 2 to shevchenko

I hope they can fix cte

I'd like to watch her have sex with her girlfriend if you catch my drift.

I may be drunk as fuck on a wednesday night but I just want to say that UFC/training/heem/ is the only thing keeping me together. I love you /heem/. Thanks.

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Prime shogun rua was most handsome man in MMA

I'd like to watch her have sex with MY girlfriend if you catch my drift.

WAKE UP HEAVYWEIGHTLET DIVISION.
ITS ALL OVER.

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*cutts north in ur path

DC gonna get a degree in MMA math if Stipe beats Jon, gonna go on a lecture tour

you literally stole this comment verbatim from reddit

Haha it looks like Jon Jones is gonna take a bite out of a mini-DC

Based
The guy who stole it, not you

Kill yourself.

i too frequent reddit

LMAO I just posted that to see if you fags also browse reddit.

Literally 70 percent of Yea Forums does but won't admit. That's why they obsess over complaining about it, they live it.

Immigrant Mentality vs. Urine Abnormality

hehe i browse reddit IRONICALLY

im so based

Of course I do
Reddit is for reading the mma news, /heem/ is for discussing toilets

>website wars
lmao what a bunch of fags

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Immigrant Mentality vs. Urine Abnormality, Dc degree in mma math if stip beat jon

Stiopic vs Steroid dick

Edit : why the downvotes

thanks for the gold stranger :)

btw my reddit accy is
reddit.com/user/surpriseitssteak

good morning reem bless x

Buh-buh-buh-based

Will bonesy be pulsing THIS time lads?

dude was always nuts

ya i know but i mean in general

Are American flags allowed during this hour?

Jon will come in against stipe at 265

Getting struck by thunder cures CTE and all wear and tear on the body. Diego is back baby.

New

Jon Jones
Allahu Akbar