>Friday 3/29
Toronto FC vs NYCFC, 8pm EST
>Saturday, 3/30
Chicago Fire vs NY Red Bulls, 1pm
New England Revolution vs Minnesota United, 2pm
Sporting KC vs Montreal Impact, 3pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs LAFC, 3:30
FC Cincinnati vs Philadelphia Union, 7:30
Columbus Crew vs Atlanta United, 7:30
Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas, 9pm
Colorado Rapids vs Houston Dynamo, 9pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Seattle Sounders, 10pm
>Sunday, 3/31
Orlando City vs DC United, 6:30pm
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 9pm
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doopin good thread
finally, a neo-fascist franchise for the alt-righters in the thread.
Berhalter OUT
Threadly reminder that USL is elite and MLS sucks eggs
show Rootless Cosmopolitan Cultural Marxists the Red Card™
pleebs: mls
pseudo intellectuals: usl
me, an enlightened individual: nisa
Do these guys also have ethnic minority neo-nazi fans?
LITERALLY who?
the saviours of amerikkkan sokker
>Sounders FC announces CHI Franciscan as official training jersey partner
>saviours
Fuck off brit
A S C E N D E D : CanPL
Every A-League team is a wog team
NASL 3.0 when!
not a brit tho
It took them just under 25 years to forget their lesson, so I would suspect about 25 years from now
mlssoccer.com
Puli 7.5
Baldshit 6.5
Berhalter 6
WHY I AM SO BALD
No real reason to complain t.bh
>berhalter
>6
redpill me on nycfc neo-nazis
>fat
>autistic
>not actually nazis
easily the stupidest fanbase in MLS
>proudboys
>not neo-nazis
user....
>multi racial "neo nazis" that are pro-israel and worship free market capitalism
they are actually Nazis tho
>tfw finally a neo-nazi team in MLS
>Nazis are thick as pigshit and don't have a coherent ideology
woah breaking news in 1936 m8
it's almost like instead of being a coherent ideology that actually makes any fucking sense, fascism is just about being 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack, and taking out your anger on whatever's most convenient!
nah what's more likely is either
1) you are conflating different groups of people
2) you label everything you don't like "neo-nazis"
it's almost like fascist and nazi are meaningless buzzwords
go to bed Nigel
Why do other countries have qtier players than us?
what ever happened with this SUM false flag
Your flag says you’re an American. So act like it, or go back to your shit hole..
nerve gas
what a weird team to have far-right fans, but then again any mlels team having them makes no sense
i will, but you can't lump together different people who often times hate eachother and then claim they're incoherant, when they never claimed to be part of the same group in the first place.
you doopin crudhead.
stop
They can't keep getting away with it.
The proud boys (the group that the nycfc fans in question are a part of) are absolutely fascists and neo-nazis. It's not subjective or ambiguous.
>alt-righters
Go back, you clearly don't belong here.
Last week:
>The Florida man accused of sending mail bombs to CNN offices and prominent Democrats pleaded guilty on Thursday in Manhattan federal court to 65 felony counts, including using weapons of mass destruction in an attempted domestic terrorist attack.
>Cesar Sayoc, 57, admitted in court to having mailed 16 explosive devices to a variety of officials -- primarily Democrats, including former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and Sens. Cory Booker and Kamala Harris; and major Democratic donors, including George Soros and Tom Steyer -- and to CNN's offices in October 2018.
>None of the devices detonated and no one was injured. After a four-day nationwide hunt, FBI agents found and arrested Sayoc in Plantation, Florida.
>In addition to 16 counts of the use of weapons of mass destruction, Sayoc pleaded guilty to the interstate transport of explosives, the illegal mailing of explosives with the intent to kill or injure and the carrying of explosives during the commission of a felony, among other crimes.
>He faces a maximum sentence of life imprisonment and is set to be sentenced on September 12.
The team she plays for here, Sky Blue FC, is mexican lower league levels of corruption
>owned by my literal state governor
>took 10 years to get running water for the training ground
youtube.com
Nations League Draw for non-US (Flo Sports)
there are NYCFC fans that are actual actual Nazis tho, not just Memebois
define “neo-nazi”
>FUCK antifa
my shitpost brought the bumps in this long wait until the next games.
also probably been here longer than you have 2016 babby.
Based kids rigging the shit out of it
the fuck is flo sports?
>USA vs Canada
ITS ON
>Canada
>group a
>usa, canada, cuba
USA
Canada
Cuba
looking forward to bashing up some Canadians (ironically) with my (ironically) neo-nazi pals
RIP Cuba
their entire team is going to defect lmao
dibs
>bragging about being here pre-2016, post-2012
Again, go back to where you came from.
Why is it my fault America can only produce butterfaces?
Day of the rake SOON, lads
the fire rises...
Where did I mention the year 2012 sweetie?
delete this right now
take a look at the actual nature of the Eternal Canadian
look how cruel they behave to their own grills, even when it hurts themselves
I once went to a "BBQ" in Vancouver and they only served Mac n' Cheese
they need to be stopped, they need to be removed
Is Rooney actually shorter than Barron? lol
Manlet
>perf
>Keeping position instead of running after the ball
Based Johan Trump
literally the only good Trump
>that athleticism
>that natural leadership
>that complete influence on the game
The next Michael Bradley
Who knows, Barron might actually be good.
Can't wait for him and a grizzled puligod to celebrate a worldc up win over baddley's grave.
Lol no the guy has parking cone moves
barron will own a successful mls team in new york city by the time he's 21, with the help of a foreign government (almost definitely the qataris)
why do we play on astroturf?
you know who's responsible, dont you?
dubs
(((((the joos)))))
>Bay of Pigs Derby
>War of 1812 Derby
>Pierre Trudeau Derby
absolutely based, until all the Cubans defect to the US
I hope Canada wins and we get relegated
I hope you get deported
Based Phonzy will DAB on Fidel Castro's dead grave and lowly MLS shitters, Canadian double of Gold Cup and Nations League approaching
budget conscious owners
>perf
USA vs Mexico theme
youtu.be
USA vs Canada theme
youtu.be
as much as canada has improved USA will still take care of business easily.
>improved
>barely scraped by Saint Kitts and Nevis
>couldn't beat Tremulant and Trombone
Tripadvisor and Trivago**
given the players on that field and the fat coach in charge, victory was impossible
Dab on those mutant turtles.
18 months later and they're still salty lmao
No bully Canada pls
We haven't lost a game in almost 18 months
What's the best team you've beaten in that stretch?
you're mom
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap son
rektXD
It was actually an honest question, not trying to dig at you. No need to get defensive.
>Yankees season opener
>they still have lines from nycfc in the outfield
Loving
Every
Laugh
>leafs getting uppity
French Guiana
if I was Canadian, I would simply play the game on ice and simply win
green ice, or it's not legal
you started it
bs
costs around 5 dollars per square foot * 80,000 square feet = $400,000 to install
still needs to be maintained, and it has an EOL (end of life) where all the "grass" gets matted as fuck and doesn't stand up anymore, so it needs replacing.
Christopher, the user who cares a lot about turf, is a nice addition to our thread
Please begin rating each stadium by the quality of it's field at the start of each thread
Here is a table of all the stadiums in the league.
A lot more grass that I thought, but still all those nfl stadiums make the bulk of the league attendance.
1) My glorious stadium
*POWER GAP*
9001) Your shit-ass stadium
Thank you for attending my TED talk
>sleeping on the greatest attacking team in Concacaf history
wow better than I had thought.
could I ask where I can watch MLS live? wasn't there some partnership with YouTube? rn I watch highlights and that is all. I don't have TV.
once this is answered I will dutifully lurk moar until I can post as a legitimate fan and soccer player.
I just looked up Avaya Stadium (for Earthquakes) and it seems perfect in every way.
Avaya is unironically the best SSS in the US
if only their team wasn't a fucking laughingstock
You have to pay for ESPN+ (it's surprisingly cheap though) or search around for illegal streams.
best $5/month I currently spend
>ESPN+
ohohohohoh
gz on digits and YES god bless America
ye I think their defense is complete garbage or am I thinking of another team? is there 2 bald defenders?
exhibit A
Can someone run the stats for me on how many MLS players are bald or with a buzzcut? Even I'm not that autistic
This has improved greatly since I list checked it out few years ago.
So many comfy ~25k stadia.
I expect MLS will come close top5 leagues sooner then we think.
>I just looked up Avaya Stadium (for Earthquakes) and it seems perfect in every way.
H-H-H-HYPER
B A S E D
A
S
E
S
20 was the norm there for a while, I think you're going to start seeing more 25's
The proposed stadium for the STL expansion team is supposed to be 24000, I don't know how big Sacramento's stadium would be
>cowtown
Why are you bringing that place up when talking about MLS?
there are no cows within Sacramento city limits when the State Fair and/or various rodeos/cattle events are not in town you ignorant buffoon
I asked the football manager database
Shut up you damn cowtownie.
>Collin
WHY is he still in MLS tho
Reminder
sad how ego day makes more sense.
>can't event get all the Dems to agree to your meaningless bullshit
what a party
Better support equal pay or else killary herself will take you out.
>soon
What expression is Sunil Gulati trying to convey? Is he being held hostage and forced to smile?
Mercedes Benz may be shared with the Falcons, but it's fucking spectacular
Bicycle Lauren back to MLS?
hells yes
>Brad Friedel (Revs coach): The mentality of player in this league, when they lose, it doesn't hurt enough. There's no relegation, they don't get fined, they don't have fans waiting by their cars, they don't have people beating them up. They don't have the pressures they have in other leagues
Based or cringe?
Cringe
he was literally radicalized by playing in turkey. In a stunning twist he will turn on his Galatasaray roots and become the first manager of Besiktas Iowa
Whinalda-tier cringe
he started so well, but then
>they don't have fans waiting by their cars, they don't have people beating them up
dude, just shut the fuck up
>when they lose, it doesn't hurt enough. There's no relegation...
Why do people think that mid-table teams in a pro/rel system, that will never get relegated but have no chance at competing for hardware, care more about winning than MLS teams? At least here there's parity and playoffs, so almost any team has a chance at winning something.
100% based. MLS is soft outside of LAFC
For me, it's the United Beckhams of the Greater Miami Area football club
>Inter fort lauterdale
>gay stork fc
For me, it's the Mingos
mlels BTFO
he's fucking right and My Little Sawker bois need to wake the fuck up
shocked that it his European career blew up this fast. At least in Vancouver he'll know which side of the road to drive on
>perf
>tfwrevsfan
;_;
hahahahahahaha
kys yourself
I probably will before the season is over
Why haven't you beat up your players yet?
>soon
who are /ourguys/ in the new CPL?
AS Quebec, "Les Separatistes"
Barron plays better D than Haris Medunjanin
>Halifax is the most reddit team
>Victoria is the furthest team from Halifax
>Victoria is also the closest professional team to Anchorage
for /us/, it's the Victoria Pacific Football Club
Based. The future of the MLS is militant right-wing Chicanos wielding machetes on the parking lot. Your time is up soiboys.
I could play better defense than Medunjanin
listen, I'm honestly here for it
CanPL
Tbf he had a better defensive game against Columbus
WARNING: my computer got AIDs from clikcing this link
First game for my local team
Polak is good stuff, usually he plays left back though
You have Moor and Morrow switched
what do we think of this pozuelo guy?
>mfw we'll never be able to replace giovinco
That midfield/wings other than Pozuelo is absolutely hideous.
hes gonna tear this shit up for a few months then get countered somehow
Why do they list centerbacks first?
Will the match tonight be good? Should I watch?
>we hired Morpheus
based and redpilled
It's MLS
hope you win buddy, good luck
Is Toronto/New York regular season?
>Canadian team vs USA team
as if
So i shouldnt bet on it?
you definitely should
>Canadian national anthem.
>nazi FC
Witness the POWER of Peace and Diversity
What a pass by Bradley
Refballef
>lafc
This is the future you deserve /mls/(image related).
The meme gods giveth, the meme gods taketh
>perf
>offsides
in before offsides
POZZED
>NYC Defense
Kappa
Mawwiage!
>betting on MLS games
Shiggy
Pozuelo has been there for a handful of days, and they're already doing a long embracing hug after the goal? I mean, I get that the hug is a normal goal celebration, but like, do these guys even know each other yet?
...
TFC treble incoming
fuck matt basedle
BASED
>my little sawker's biggest cuck Mike "take a pay cut to please Beckham" Magee
>based
pathetic Bradleyite, Brucebabby worm
You know he's right, Sóyle
Epic!
based and wynaldapilled
Legend.
Mike Magee is an absolute squish who was the best example of pretentious mediocre players until Lletget took his spot
Magee was one of the most crybaby pros I have ever seen with my own eyes
THE ULTIMATE TEST
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
WE DID IT
FINALLY
A SUCCESSFUL PENALTY
lmao meme'd
>then eliminate them
HA
>tfw you will never score a panenka on your debut
>this post
Looks who’s cry/posting on a Vietnamese bamboo chalkboard.
O2.5+ BTTS is THE bet
holy fuck he's the real deal lads
>new york shitty fc
KEKED
Pozuelo has scored 5% of his career goals with less than 80 minutes in MLS
what a great league full of talent
Day of the rake can't come soon enough to be honest
>2 goals
>1 assist
>1 embarrassed Sean Johnson
>4-0 and maybe more against NYCFC
Worth every pennies.
>We've got the results Sean
>You're HIV positive
Sean Johnson will still get called up instead of Bono because he is more marketable
To be fair, Bono had a hard time last season. I still remember his lowest point in Minny.
Are NY, dare I say it; shit?
Both Bono and Johnson are shit.
Fuck both of them.
They've been shit since Viera left
Bono has absolutely shit distribution and handling skills
They should have saved the drum for more important moments, but this Pozuelo amazing debut is quite important I guess.
He surely is Victor Vasquez+.
Different players, but he definitely fills the hole Vazquez left
>On 11 June 2018, citing a desire to return to head coaching, he was named the new head coach at New York City FC, replacing Patrick Vieira. He signed a three year contract through the 2020 season.[3] Torrent was given the position despite no top league managerial experience due to the relationship of New York City FC and Manchester City.
>goes from signing a 50+ million release clause with Benfica to being offloaded to NYCFC and barely playing at all
What went oh so wrong?
he's a coward and a quitter, wasn't the first, won't be the last
What dont you guys get about style, system, team and league play differences?
Some guys will score 15 goals in la liga and wont score shit in MLS and vice versa.
>Some guys will score 15 goals in la liga and wont score shit in MLS and vice versa.
name two
>I still remember his lowest point in Minny
That's Clint Irwin.
so neo-nazis salute higher now that Hitler is in heaven?
i thought they were trying to remember how tall he was.
you know, cuz he was a mentally ill manlet.
I thought that was another offside like the non-goal few minutes earlier.
This
Reminder that Flyovers and pro/reltards are not americans and should be sent to the virgin islands with Wynalda
this post reeks of onions
Horvath and Steffen are the new Friedel and Keller. Any GK who isn't them will be completely irrelevant for 8-10 years.
t. Bootlicker scum
>yelp review
neo-nazis btfo
>Slobodan "Barney" Djordjevic was an American soccer forward who earned one cap with the U.S. national team in a 2-1 World Cup qualification loss to Mexico on September 10, 1972 in Los Angeles. Djordjevic played in the German American Soccer League and was in the stands to watch the game. Through an error by the United States Soccer Federation, the team was short handed and Djordjevic came out of the stands to start the game.[1] Johnny Moore replaced him at halftime.[2][3]
Think we'll die before SQF ever finishes his american sawker book.
lmao
I wish bigsoccer had an active us soccer history board with decently informed boomer posters like hfboards does
t. Doyle, a onions drinking Commiefornian
The travel in coach is a real killer.
Couldn't be further from the truth
>teams that are shit shouldn’t have to live in fear of relegation
kys commie coastfag
there's "shit" because there's always going to be teams that end up much better than others, even with all the mechanisms of parity
and then there's "shit" because the team simply doesn't care
I wish there was a way to make teams give a fuck without dangling relegation over their heads
Reminder that corporatism-loving bootlickers will get the wall along with their SUMafia paymasters.
Why not make a hybrid form like if a team finishes bottom 3 of a conference three consecutive years in a row, then they’re relegated. Also, some type of allowance or leniency for bottom teams so they can use more TAM. Force them to pony up for some players.
Why are they so plain and nasty to look at? Get better taste brah
*toots on you*
;^)
>ywn get hyped by a giant rattle and a hip-thrusting elvis mascot
why even live
>Alejandro Pozuelo: 79 minutes played in MLS; 2 goals, 1 assist
>Pity Martinez: 195 minutes played in MLS; no goals or assists
Someone get the German for me, I want to laugh at him
reddit was saying this is a chip to the back post for altidore that just happened to go in
thoughts?
Because they’re wh*Te dogs
It's too far off to be accidental, he was aiming for the net. Plus he never looks at Altidore when he has the ball
No one cares about your faggot goblina dykes. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting butch-looking lesbian dykes caked in clown makeup. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same ugly whores - who wouldn't even find an ugly balding soiboy like you remotely attractive - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you a homosexual? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that brown looking mutt is so cute! Hi-five 'Press'bro?"
Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level football a.k.a dykeball? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to befriend the popular chicks and they only put up with you because they pitied you? You're not going to get a "Press" to like you by acting like a degenerate sad retard on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.
Loon
IT
IS
WINSDAY MY LOONS
No one cares about your faggot sudaca Gold Cup. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting butch-looking island countries caked in British flags in the top left corner. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same ugly countries - who wouldn't even beat an ugly balding soiboy like you and your friends in a five-a-side - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you an islander? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that West Indian team is so based! Hi-five 'Curacao'bro?"
Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level football a.k.a CONCACAF Gold Cup? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to befriend the Bermudans and they only put up with you because they pitied you? You're not going to get a "Cuba" to like you by acting like a degenerate sad retard on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.
Reddit is seething that their league is getting finna dabed on
That about of cope and implying kek
There are over 6000 people in Boston that got up at 6:00 this morning and headed over to Fenway in their Manchester City, Man U, Chelsea, and Lelverpool kits just to watch a few matches on regular cable television. What cane do to bottle up that passion or convince these consumers that regardless of how cringe the MLS, it’s a helluva lot less cringe than cheering for a club in a city/country you’ve never been to?
>Y-you don’t like the same stuff as I do. Why don’t you worship BBC and the National LolPatriotsWin League like myself? You must not get chicks... he he he
t. Seething kissless little man syndrome virgin
yikes
>t. Shares his wife, girlfriend, or sister with Tyrone, DeMarcus, and Keyshawn
I was at the TFC game yesterday and Dwayne de Rosario was there meeting fans and stuff. Someone asked him if he ever got any interest from Europe (outside of that one season in the third German league) and he says he has the chance to play for Maccabi Tel Aviv but didn't want to go "because of the conflict and stuff". I just thought that was interesting.
didn't realize this was projection general
>t. Shares his wife, girlfriend, or sister with Tyrone, DeMarcus, and Keyshawn
>Shares his sister
People don't actually fuck their sisters, do they? It's just a meme, right? What the fuck did you mean by this?
Just dropping by to remind you guys that soccer, especially American soccer, is for fucking faggots
reddit is for anti pro/rel retards
i love dero, but i doubt it. sounds like post-retirement cope.
K thanks babe
Incest isn’t uncommon on Indian reservations. It’s largely thought to be a white trash thing but way more uncles touching nieces and nephews on Indian reservations because everybody is related, extremely poor, everybody is drunk or on drugs, low education, and tribal police sweep it under the rug and normal police can’t do shit about it.
tfw no qt nwsl gf
>phoneposting on the weekend
why
ok which soon-to-be-banned subreddit are you guys getting your streams from this week?
(looking for red bulls vs fire ftr)
the discord
chivas fire
For me, it's Deportivo Cleveland
Fuck you fire
>bevs
>you now remember Ethan Finlay
>pay for espn+
>phone app literally never works and on desktop video quality is still worse than illegal streams
why do I fall for this shit
because you have failed to develop an understanding of the systemic immorality of capitalism and class-based society
Or capitalism is so well functioning that a ESPN app not working is the only shitty thing that will happen to you today meanwhile Wang is going on 3 days without rations at the labor in DPRK and Andres is getting shot in the face with a meanbag bullet in Caracas for protesting for toilet paper.
Or capitalism is so well functioning that a ESPN app not working is the only shitty thing that will happen to you today meanwhile Wang is going on 3 days without rations at the laborcamp in DPRK and Andres is getting shot in the face with a beanbag bullet in Caracas for protesting for toilet paper.
IT'S TIME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
wow its almost like if you don't do stupid shit in your own half RB can't score
ahoooooooo because pks feel cheap
How dare you criticize all the freedoms you have in what hot sauce you can buy?
loons
this is a fantastic image, do you mind if i keep it?
not at all
Zelalem in the Kansas City 18
drinks not doing so good
>Tim Pooper
fucking lel
Gregory van der Wiel and his wife have moved to Los Angeles. Any thoughts on what team picked him up?
i hope nisa sets up streaming properly instead of the garbage put out by mls
>not ready for the mouse to own the rights to all mls games in a couple years
blackouts should be a thing of the past desu.
COME TO VENTURA :DD
Based. Aztlan when?
Johnny Russell continuing to acquire all the local pussy he wants in KC.
>mfw nobody can stop the Midwest Herrenmenschen
Are you guys even trying?
>5’7” Scottish manlet MLS player that nobody recognizes beside mlels so.yboys
[X] Doubt
wait, is that a manhole cover?!
You could be 5'0" in KC with any English, Scottish, or Irish accent & you'd slay. The women here get wet the moment they hear "u wot m8?"
This is true.
I remember hearing an interview with Colin Farrell one time, talking about hanging around Santa Monica pier in LA. He'd literally just open his mouth and immediately be offered weed or pussy.
Yeah nevermind, you’re right. Too many slags in Westport to not get laid if you have an accent and aren’t a complete lardass.
CALVO WHAT THE FUCK
first time i've ever been interested in the revs, thanks to brexit brad wanting the fans to key the players' cars
Which tournament is the most popular in the US?
Copa America, Gold Cup or the Euro?
he shall be in the front lines during the pro/rel wars
Does it go the opposite way? Can I go to Scotland and pick up girls solely based on my accent? I can overplay the Canadian accent, I know how to
No
No one likes North American accents
REVS GONNA WIN.
WRAP IT UP. END THE GAME EARLY. IT'S ALL OGRE NOW
I'd say whatever tourney has the mexican national team playing, way better ratings and attendance for those games than us ninja turtles.
Why is he wearing shades?
/r/ing webm of Tim Parker dropping spaghetti in Chicago
Tyler Adams is dominating in the bundes
I don't believe this is /bundes/
It worked for me in the UK & in Asia.
>race to seis
Keep that asshole off my team.
Maybe if you go to South America or the Caribbean, but mulatta rosaries are not interested in your accent. They want your moneyz
Roasties*
>le frogs
kek why are they so bad
Who can stop us?
what the hell, i thought loons were good?
Monterrey lmao
REVS WIN. GIVE US THE CUP OR WE'RE GONNA BEAT OUR PLAYERS UP AFTER THE GAME
What a howler in the SJ/LA game
an opioid overdose
the pic was not quacks tho
based and redpilled. New best pasta
So let me phrase this another way
Which of these do (You) care the most about?
>Copa America
>Euro
>Gold Cup
Coastfags are the ones that are dropping like flies because of Oxy abuse, retard. We don’t have shootup stations here like you do in Portland and Commiefornia.
Euros when I'm talking to people outside of 4chin, but I'm a closet Gold Cup fan. Mostly Euros though.
I can tell you in Canada for sure the Euros are the most popular
this ref will end up getting a katana to the gut.
euros are most fun
That's a Rust Belt/coastal problem, you dolt.
Us on the MO side getting our medical cards soon.
In all fairness though Kansas City and St. Louis get a shit ton of crime because of all the freight traffic that goes through there. They have it just as bad as a lot of cities. Greensboro, NC and Atlanta have the same problem because of the highways they're situated on.
please stop showing our games on Twitter, I don't want anyone to see us right now
>limp act
Impact not even bothering to defend there.
What happened to the good ole days when our whitetrash just made meth out in the Ozarks and accidentally blow themselves up?
>le cut inside man
The moment I reply to a flyover unironically is the moment I blow my brains out like many of them do already.
I care about USL and I care about US Open Cup and I care about MLS come September
SJ getting DABBED on right now
Supervised injection sites actually reduce fatalities though.
MLS when?
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck Persians
Big Pharma cashed in
Don't really care about any of those
I can't even be bothered to care about the ninja turtles anymore
This, going to games just makes me depressed now
>dos a cero
Lmao
Also does univision not have an english audio option through cable? The english audio is available on twitter but fuck that shit.
At least the weather looks nice. Do you have kino patio bars and concessions?
We relaxed our social norms regarding drugs.
After Raleigh tbqh
We've got muh food trucks and muh lobina
>doesn't know about the only point of pride scum jose has in the LOBINA
>when all you can hear is visiting teams
How’s hell?
Lobina?
Petke Semetary
Just looked it up. It’s an acronym for longest outdoor bar in America.
SJ needs to start stabbing the Surenos, it worked for Giants and 9ers fans
kek
Lafc fans are trash.
sounds autistic
Pooston
the shitty CHIs on Twitter are just constantly talking about LigaMX during this game, they should try and hire some mexicunts who actually care about MLS
ERA, but limp act is losing anyway
>and hire some mexicunts who actually care about MLS
lmao they get paid to make you soiboy wh*toids listen to them, they dont give a shit about mlels jajajajajaja stupid gringo pendejo
I watch both, compa :^D Took a few years but the MLS grew on me.
>the absolute state of limp act
>Elizabeth Warrensburg doppelgänger giving the s.oy face
Who the fuck can honestly stop us?
that's the bigger league in the country, not even doyle himself would dispute that.
>that flop
Jesus Christ, MLS wants LAFC to be good so bad. Gotta appeal to the Latinos and have a good team in a big city.
Tommy Thompson and Godoy are absolute shit, while Hoesen, Yueill, and Jungwirth can't even get a minute
Almeyda is actually fucking incompetent
That chick and her husband were here briefly but acted like they'd been around forever then moved away again.
>and have a good team in a big city
Literally every league in this country bends to rules for LA, New York, Boston and Chicago
jerking off to the idea of a sexy, pierced President Warren
that's an extreme Epic Face tho, yikes
How do you even watch LigaMX if you aren't in a US border state/Florida and how do you get into it? I know about Tijuana, America, Monterey and Tigres but not much else. Isn't it a super top-heavy league?
>quacks
Is THIS the worst team in the league?
agreed
it's a deep state conspiracy
I'm really surprised they don't care more about Houston and Atlanta. Boston I get because the people there watch a shit ton of sports but fucking Cleveland got 3 rigged NBA lotteries. The leagues are also obsessed with Pheonix and Miami.
montreal is why we need pro/rel
>the City of Salt Jose
Not at all really. Club Leon was a shitter less than six months ago and are now top of the table. Guadalajara is bad from the top down and it won’t get better any time soon. Teams like Vera Cruz, Lobos, and Puebla are basically unwatchable though. Tigres might be the most fun team to watch on the continent.
>mikcrophone
Back when I followed it, I picked a team solely based on the jersey since I have never even been to the country.
Can probably ask /ligamx/ if you want a primer to the teams, but most leagues will be top-heavy like that.
I'd be fine with them joining the CPL. I was really excited when they originally joined but they've done nothing but underperform for years.
How would people feel about the 3 Canadian teams (and maybe Ottawa from USL) leaving MLS and joining the CPL? Vancouver losing games against Seattle and Portland would suck but I feel like the CPL will never improve while the best Canadian teams are playing mostly American competition. The Impact fill a hole in the CPL map but Toronto and Vancouver would end up with 3 and 2 teams respectively. Ottawa also needs a team.
>extra point converted
Only like 4 clubs have absolutely no shot. The rest of the lot have a legitimate chance though. Obviously Club America and Chivas have the most cache and history but those clubs are over a hundred years old and only have like 13 stars a piece. Santos is a flyover club founded in the 1970s and they have 6 or 7 stars now.
Piatti is really underrated.
Just look how his team gets blown the fuck out without him in it.
agreed, but piatti wouldn't help how shit they're defending
>free health care
>clean water
>livable wages
Yes please.
Good on getting the consolation, now this works.
>Mon7rea1
It hasn't really underperformed it's just so underrepresented in the us
I've only watched like 4 games involving Montreal and not my team
But it's big for that Canadian contract so I doubt MLS would ever move them
And no MLS team would leave for the CPL since single-entity
What does Seth Sinovic do well?
>free healthcare
Keep on drinking that Kool-Aid while some family of 400 lb. nigglets eat Twinkies for breakfast before their daily dose of insulin
When the majority of CPL teams get to the point where they are as good as your low tier MLS team or high tier USL team then it should be seriously considered.
I'd say in about 5-10 years or so but it might happen sooner than that considering the $200 million that's getting injected into the league.
Also fuck Ottawa Fury, they should get forced into CPL next year.
I just worry for the CPL when the 3 biggest teams are all in MLS. Gonna really make it difficult to build good local talent.
Absolutely fucking nothing..
At least Le Impact won't be relegated after this ass rape.
Everyone knows the health care system is rigged just like the two party monopoly. Pray for your children or grandchildren. Oh wait(see posted image).
The KC players look more upset than the frogs after that
Why did they stay with USL instead of CPL?
They wouldn't leave, they'd get forced out. Except I fully believe that Garber is working on a plan to do just that. Also Canada Soccer tried to force Ottawa to leave to join CPL, but it failed.
MGTOW meme becoming rl. Based NEETs.
they are right you know
also, teams absolutely should help pay for fans to attend away games, fuck the rich owners
People won't really care
They'll just care about the team
That's what the NASL's problem was
They kept thinking they needed to attack MLS when they really just needed to focus on franchise building
It's gonna take much, much, much, much longer than that
CPL has yet to play a game yet, where USL is an established league that's not going anywhere anytime soon. They went with a league with security, and honestly who can blame them after NASL's collapse
Aside from Davies, the Whitecaps, Impact, and TFC have done a shit job at identifying talent and there are a ton of youth players who get completely missed or get dropped and get picked up elsewhere or have to go to Europe to grow.
CPL means that talent isn't going to slip through the cracks anymore. More roster spots the better, even if the soccer isn't particularly good it puts them on the radar.
We threw CCL away just for this. We are back!
How would teams like Orlando, New England, San Jose, Minnesota, Colorado, Philadelphia do in USL? They aren't playing particularly good soccer.
Some of them wouldn't even make the playoffs...
Couldn't you just see the CPL being merged into USL? That's more realistic than Canada ever having a domestic league on the scale of the MLS imo. Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver would all have the agree to leave the MLS and help CPL stay afloat for awhile. Don't see them willing to take a chance like that.
Yes
The league is undoubtedly going to be smaller, but that doesn't mean the soccer can't be better, the development system can't be stronger, or that attendance figures can't be higher.
>Couldn't you just see the CPL being merged into USL?
That would completely eliminate the purpose of CPL. CPL was meant to be a league specifically for Canadians, for Canada's own professional league. Having the three biggest cities in Canada not be in the Canadian league hurts the CPL, sure, but they're not trying to directly compete with MLS, they're just trying to boost talent for the World Cup (and hopefully beyond)
ATL WE READY
Started watching the MLS for the first time today. First the KC game and now I'm watching the LAFC one.
Are all games in this league blowouts?
>le blowout weekend
No this is kind of nuts actually
well >my team did have a 20% coupon for the flight and they also sell the away ticket for some shekels if you aren't a STH, free otherwise. Helps a little bit I guess.
CPL will be way more stable, and profitable than USL. Ottawa didn't join because their ownership lack ambition
USL is growing stronger
Whats your opinion on Pozuelo scoring two and assisting one in his first 80 minutes in MLS, while Pity Martinez has yet to do anything relevant in his 200 minutes in MLS?
>CPL will be way more stable, and profitable than USL
sure thing sweetie
But as it stands, USL is better in terms of quality and sponsorship reasons (American money >>> Canadian money), and it is a league that actually exists. Once it becomes apparent that CPL can being in equal or more money, and potentially compete on the field with USL, they would jump ship.
I think I read on twitter a while back that a) the Fury's fanbase is pretty divided on joining CPL, and b) CPL and Ottawa Fury ownership are pissed at each other because of what Canada soccer tried to pull in the offseason. So who knows how that would impact things
Its rigged because even if you have insurance you still get fucked up by the hospitals, insurance companies, and everyone else who gets a notice of you needing medical care. Everyone who even makes eye contact with you at a hospital seems to bill you several months after you had a visit
I know a guy that got in a car accident and cracked some ribs. Doctors didn’t find or realize an enteral bleeding so they send him home. The dude has a blood clot that burst, travels to his lungs, doctors clear the blood clot but they used blood thinners and in the process he’s now fucking blind in both eyes due to the lack of blood to his retinas. And they’re now asking for their money.
Almost as if insurance companies are profit seeking ventures favoring their shareholders to the detriment of their customers, because what else are people going to do? Not have insurance?
I stopped going to hospitals and using banks. Credit Unions and private clinics are the way to go. I can get a physical, blood work and urinalysis done for $30. I suppose if I was in a car wreck or some life threatening accident, I would be forced to be rushed to a hospital but other than that, I won’t set foot in one of those death traps.
546 days etc etc
mls starting to look more like other lopsided ridiculous leagues. i guess this is growing up?
We still need violent fascist vs. communist chimpouts and deadly overcapacity stadium collapses. Then we’ll be legit.
It's da Boers fault.
What team is the closest to being communist? There are a few facist teams already (NYCFC, LAFC) and a nationalist team (Montreal). Do Mormons count as nationalists?
Thing is you can shop around for those things, if shit hits the fan you won't be checking online for what place keeps you alive the cheapest.
harakiri at the lobina when?
seattle or vancouver maybe
good screenshot
Add Portland, but ultimately nobody is an actual communist at any of the aforementioned. They’re just champagne socialist edgy fags that larp as proletariat but wear designer jeans, get $50 haircuts, and spend $25 on coffee each week.
LAFC isn’t fascist kek. They’re just Chicanos that know the mlels gets assmad that they make fun of faggots but what can the mlels do? Chicano bux are important to the league.
What will it take for San Jose owners to fucking sort it out? This league desperately needs relegation
>we will never have a full-out fan war with bloodshed between Seattle communist supporters and NYCFC fascists
why even live
fucking based
How will they ever recover?
daaaaaaaaaamn son
120% purposeful
Boston fucking sucks
>Montreal
Lineups
Can Cincinnati DOOP their way to the top of the East?
Almeyda is not at fault tbhonest. He's inherited an absolutely garbage squad on par with USL shitters and is expected by the incompetent Quack board to take them to the playoffs.
>reddit was saying
>expected by the incompetent Quack board to take them to the playoffs
can't be this incompetent, surely they know he can't clear house and bring his guys in
just came here to post some soccer, lads
>Cincinnati going to try to MLS 1.0 their way to the playoffs
based or cringe?
NEW?
tbqh why even have a salary cap at this point?
Just by posting that, you gave Garber NASL flashbacks. I hope you're happy
>San Jose
cringe desu senpai
>Nigbe
>Rememedi
>Ambrose
It's gonna be one of those Fatlanta games
He played Tommy Thompson as a defender today, I wouldn't be surprised if he was intentionally trying to lose to get fired