/hoc/

The sunbelt runs /hoc/ just get over it already.

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You know what to do

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ABSOLUTELY terrible thread

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...

Thinking about establishing the forecheck

reminder this was an ECF once

youtube.com/watch?v=0xcq0JRSYd0

>91719565
No one cares you insecure faggot.

>no posts about hockey
>thread full of finns, weebs, and sunbelters
This has really given me something to ponder

>buffalo and raleigh
no wonder it only happened once

had a magnificent hoc related post but captcha failed. your post doesn't contribute anything either.

t. insecure faggot

I’m a finnish sunbelt weeb

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i have a job

Finnaboo > weeaboo

both are ripe for the rope

well both teams were actually amazing at the time. Shame buffalo didnt win that year so we had the oilels and sabres final

Don’t think Randy has a dad lads

hes black?

canes will get bodied by the caps tomorrow (again)
miss the playoffs
and both of their fans will commit suicide

>aughts sabres
>amazing
no

Me too. And hockey. That's pretty much it.

>miss playoffs

I doubt that. They're in the drivers seat and have the flylels down the stretch

they tried the speedy manlet team before the nuhl was a thing

>They're in the drivers seat and have the flylels down the stretch
they dont even have the row to break a tie

I disagree.

>nobody mentions the wild
>start talking about “them”

>win more games
>behind someone who lost more games
avs are a fucking joke of a franchise

Where did that post go?

needing that many gary points to make the playoffs is disgusting

mods deleted it because they hate the sunbelt

avalanche got all them loser points because overtime sucks lmaoooooooooo

Are you all happy Stamkos got back to 40? I know >we can be annoying but I don't think its possible to hate the guy.

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>I know >we can be annoying but
Holy shit, a glimmer of self-reflection.

>I don't think its possible to hate the guy
It is, very possible, but I won't tell you because I don't want to spoil the moment.

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>nobody mentions food
>already talking about the wild

>mention owning half an acre of property
>people start talking about the wild

>captcha
the what?

What bc he's juiced to hell? I saw that face vascularity in an interview after the bruins game. I don't really care if its that. Pretty sure they all do it.

Imagine giving Hiro your credit card information.

hope everyone is being nice to finland in here

I deleted it because I realized I said something retarded
Anyway stay obsessed and seething

Nothing is gonna change from this current playoff picture besides arizona sneaking in over colorado

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reminder that jordan eberles message does NOT apply to fingols

>your credit card information
dumbass, just go buy a visa gift card with cash

Of course, friend. Alkways

Was just curious, m8.

>anime

>somebody mentions finland
>already wild about Sweden

>anime
Way to curse them faggot, gas ys

That was intended for the gashes whining about loser points, sorry.

>here we go with the magic again

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Oh c'mon. Spill it. Can't be that bad

>reminisce about my time out west
>miss living in the wild
feels urban youth man

quads of zero say your post is bullshit

do finns love sweden?

>how do they keep ice frozen in the sunbelt
>I dunno, it must be magic

Cope

No. I've tried before and you people always seethe and sputter and reject it.
Let's just enjoy the progress we've made today.

Where out west

cope with this
*dabs*

*joins in*

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I promise I won't do any of those things. I have noticed what seems like something behind that soft spoken nice guy exterior.

greeley sucked but being by rmnp and ft collins was nice
missoula was better

Yeah Missoula's a sweet place. Pretty cucked politically though.

is now yeah
>what if we bring like lmao a whole bunch of congolese here?
sick city brah.

What are the odds that Calgary loses out, Sharks win out and take the first seed

low since the sharks play vegas and calgary back to back this weekend. it is possible subban shits the bed but beating calgary the night after seems like a stretch with dell in net

Why are finn even a thing?

I work as a taxi dispatcher in Toronto and sent a cab for Hyman to a gay bathhouse

hi pajeet

big if true

based depak

uhhhhhm sweatie? his name is ragnish

he makes pizzas

Good work
t. boss

>Byron out with "upper body injury"
Did his jaw get wired shut? Dude got heemed onto the IR

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must be gagan’s second job

grit grindr

i work at a grocery store and saw Matthews and some guy was talking to him about something and he was being a total dick. then he came to ring up his items and took a handful of candybars and walked out, didnt even pay for anything. what a jerk

Ok. His Russian connections with Kucherov and Vasilivskiy had him deeply involved in pizzagate. Spent millions in providing for and then publisicing the scandal in order to get a putin pawn elected president.

some mongolians rode west and raped some white women so yeah

that’s not how this pasta goes??

what if instead of hockey sticks the players used guns that could shoot pucks?

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the subbans would have an unfair advantage

they would always miss their target

I like anime and I post about hockei. fuck you too

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Based

got my drinks ready for tonight

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Gross

hockey is not the sport for you, fag

suddenly nasville is a dynasty

True I'll never understand why they hold guns sideways

so gravity doesn't affect the bullet

Bbbbbbbbbased as fuck my Niffa

so they can curve the bullet

I like Stamkos. He also hates the NHL's current playoff format.

WE

I bet he wouldn't care if his gay team could actually win a cup

The NHL's point system is fucked

Cringe and redditpilled

like a goal should count as 2 points?

>nobody talking about “them”
>somebody mentions the wild already

so the canadiens are going to the playoffs right?

I bet we could convince Bracket to run a bunch of comparisons for different point systems to see if any of them would've led to different results at the end of the season. He likes doing shit with numbers, right?
I would do it myself, but that sounds like more work than I feel like doing.

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>2 pts for a ROW
>1 pt for a SOW
>No pts for losing losers

Would prefer if that faggot stopped posting here actually

Tfw I am lurking in the shadows and that particular project is already underway

Can't wait to watch hockey and snow falling tonight

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Cool, but instead of doing that, just fuck off.

Ready to unironically lose to the Flyers.

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Friendly reminder that Tavares is a top 3 NHL player

You can find this easily without him going back to when the kongs only made the playoffs because of loser points and then won the cup

I work as a shit rater and I can tell you tavares is easily the top of the overrated category

mcdavid

you can get a job rating ontarios?

Let me guess, butthurt hongcouver fan? CHING CHONG CHANG HUNG HOO

Actually Tavares might unironically be the best NHL player this year

he should get the hart trophy if the season ends today

I’m back

Nigga kucherov OR mcdavid deserve it more than tavares.

it's called being a scout for edmonton

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Why does the Flyers' anthem singer have such poor phrasing/timing? Has she never heard or sung these anthems before?

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o'er the laaaand of the freeeeEEEE
annnnd the home of theeeeee brave
god bless america and god bless reddit

Toronto won't win another game this season.

What did he do to it?

true if big

Tavares has significantly more goals than them

Remember padding your stats with assists means dick all

Goals are what win hockey games

Tavares D is unquestionably better than those two, Tavares takes significantly less penalties than Kucherov and Tavares is better at face offs than those two

The only thing those two players are better at than Tavares is assists... sorry, Tavares is too busy scoring GOALS

is makar retarded? MUH EDUCATION
shut up moron go make literal millions of dollars playing NHL hockey you dumb fuck.
a degree is only for suburban moms to gossip with each other about who raised the best bastard child they hate.

what an IDIOT

he just politely saying he would rather become a UFA after college than sign with the soilers: south

so I told that teaching lady
the only three letters I need are U, S and A

marner getting heemed

you go to college to get a job that makes money
thats its only purpose unless you plan on being an academic which he clearly doesnt because hes a professional hockey player.

GO MAKE MONEY YOU DIPSHIT

TYLER ENNIS IS ELITE

>”You better watch out when Gudas is on the ice and here’s why”
>proceed to show reel of a bunch of failed hit attempts by Gudas
Based sportsnet

Rooting for the broons tonight

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he will be the next adam fox/jimmy vesey

fuck off

Cringe

Sean or kippers? You must pick 1 or your mother dies in her sleep and your children will be manlet cantskates

>Tavares D is unquestionably better than those two,

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Sorry mom

jokes on you my mom died in a car accident and i had a vasectomy last year

all measurable statistics are on my side, let me guess, you have a "gut" feeling some twink who cant take faceoffs and takes a bunch of penalties is better than tavares on D? KEK

Jesus at least make up an excuse like

SHOOT

put kapanen on the line with matthews and nylander. johnsson sucks

Hot dogd

Sean all day

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make a game thread instead of shitting up this general

Based Finland actually answering a simple fucking question. Finland>all of you desu.

I have a better idea how about you make a game thread and you stay there all alone by yourself

This, at least he's funny sometimes. Kippshit has zero redeeming qualities.

Why don't (You)?

I dont want a gamethread I want you to stop shitting up my general

@91721017
don't respond to me or one of my posts ever again

It was a stupid question, which makes Finland just as stupid as you, congrats

Shaunny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Shaunny?
Shaunny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Shaunny?
Shaunny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Shaunny?
Shaunny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Shaunny?

ah yes the bandwagon leaf fan, perhaps you remember me?

>at least he’s funny
Proxy off Sean

Remember fuck fairies and fuck leafs

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>Mike Milbury

BUTCH CASSIDY

The general would be a lot less shit if you left

>anime

yep of course a weaboo incel (hongcouver fan) dislikes the leafs

t. inferior to finland
Your shit opinion is discarded and not even read

nobody asked you namefag

imagine being a namefag on Yea Forums

the only funny thing about sean is that his dad is dead

I invented this general before you even knew what Yea Forums was kid

ALLUHHAA AKBAAAAAAAAAR

BASED KADRI

JIHADRI

The Leafs have a real chance of winning the cup this year. Remain fearful.

oh wow these posts are embarrassing and low IQ in hindsight

if the goaltending situation gets figured out or a goalie gets hot = championship run

his dad is dead lol

kys

sean sucks cocks and balls lol

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kys

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Yeah I’m thinking Andersen is back

kys

sweating from these flaming hot cheetos, lads

Yep, thinking the rest of the league is FUCKED for the playoffs

kys

I like the chipotle ranch ones

kys

>91721145
Don’t ever @ me again

>he thinks they're getting past the first round

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Hi, I'm Sean
I suck literal miles of penis every night and literally have AIDs

expecting another boston murder for toronto again

No you

what faggots.

Why doesnt babcock rest anderson poor lad needs rest.

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kys

>laffs past the first round

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reminder sean is so brown he didn't even play hockey he played lacrosse and disappointed his dead dad lmao

>TFW Boston cucks Toronto again

Gonna make this a 6 for 1

kys

No you

Based embellishment by Rielly

Imagine not watching Smallville right now

Sean’s real name is Durgesh

Sean's sister had a lazy eye but I fucked it right for her

you may ONLY post in /hoc/ if your father is currently alive

what is this 2006?

this isnt a leafs gmaethread, fuck off out of the general

interesting that once again we see that sam has disappeared completely now that sean has arrived.

that was the worst laffs pp I've ever seen
philly wasnt even that good, just terrible passes and lethargy on the leafs end

Jokes on you I fucked her eye right first

Oh fugg better call to be sure

is that why your dad is dead

Should call more often anyway user

even if that were true, how would that be funny?

you are psychotic if you like hurting people that way.

>grease
>fake sean
gonna go post in /cric/ instead

Her pussy is fucking yuge, you must not have felt a thing.

based kind and compassionate grease

So this is how /hoc/ finally gets rid of glorious /spa/

fuck boston

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Based

Have dinner every Sunday with him and ma

I can prove I'm the real Sean, remember those season leaf tickets? I kept them in case this day ever rose were people doubted me, I have the same exact ones still, along with the coke can

They are both at my estate so I can retimestamp them when I'm back at my estate this weekend

NYLANDER ROASTED

>nylander is a soulless faggot
wow hard to argue with doug maclean on that one

Kys

if this useless nigger dies, does the cap hit go away

>Clifford
Doc please

You're talking to a Yea Forums legend like that, to me? tsk tsk

BREAKING SEATTLE NHL NEWS:

Kraken is officially off the list of names, according to the team's senior adviser, Dave Tippett.

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based?

No my dad is dead because he hung himself because I was such a disappointment

Lots of trips in here today

kys

based!

So Golden Twinks it is then

you're literally the only trip here you reddit fagit

A FUCKING SQUID

Sockeyes or bust

>reddit the name
Finally some good fucking news

Never been to reddit once you turbo nigger

trannies?

sean, tell us how you work on keeping such a great physique

did someone say trips?

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god /hoc/ is grim rn

Did I give you permission to trip, newfag?

>indicating you like anything other than "Metropolitan"

buncha fucking fairies in here

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Do I care?

any toronto fags here? i got a job offer for 60k. Is that enough for a single man?

>ah yes, when men were men and gals were gals

XDDDDD

kys reddit fagit

desu, I prefer Totems. Mets is fine though. It needs to be a name that already has some history on it.

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can't imagine a worse poster than this

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>keeping fit by sucking every dick you see
the most popular guy in town

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Depends where you live and what your lifestyle is, I live at 20 Blue jays way and would say if you lived in that area, then no, 60k is not enough

Just dropped a big stinky sean. Had to call the plumber to snake my toilet afterwards.

depends
How many cocks per week?

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seattle seamen when

how about the seattle redditors?

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the seattle seans

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Xheattle Dickgirls

not enough.
dt toronto can be very steep indeed, im from out of province so I think my best bet is to live outside dt and drive to dt every day. Which area is best, Etobicoke, Scarborough, Brampton or Mississauga anything im missing?

>putting an Indian face in your primary logo

YIKES

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with GM Mike Futa

i still prefer se(a)men, far more memeworthy
also, in my experiences, calling the team of a >1m pop. city "metropolitans" is kinda hilarious

Is jake back yet, toronto needs him

What's up niggers

>namefaggots claiming superiority over tripcucks
grim grim grim

South Etobicoke without a doubt my dude but you're still looking at minimum $1500 in rent for a condo a month

the filter god is feasting on lots of blood today

For me, it's making an innocent shitpost with S*ans name then forgetting to take it off when I post on other boards

Seattle is literally a dudes name, Chief Seattle
go suck your own dick, Germany

UNTIL you learn to respect Our god damn culture

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>filtering
>>>/reddit/

bet youd also like to downboat my posts too huh? kek go back

seattle mouthfeels

>/hoc/ is his safe space

>not filtering grease and all tripfags

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REEEE WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO READ MY ENLIGHTENED POSTS user???

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link me to your reddit account so i can send you gold and upvotes

>Waaaah muh safespaaaaaaace

I thought tripping was okay on Yea Forums

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Sean we need you to come back

i swear every time i take a piss leafs get scored on

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>storming outside
rain though, not snow
snow up in the mountains, but not down here
>still /yfmoc/ is hell
I god you guys... so comfy

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Grease is an integral part of this community
I'll have you know.

Comfy is code for something, I just know it...

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/hoc/ is my safespace

>IT WAS 2-0
>SSM8

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>laff aff aff af afafafafafafafafafaffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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how many PPG do the leafs average...?

>laffs
>laffs
>laffs

I think Sean should kill himself

ATTENTION: Fans of Toronto

Are you worried going into this post season??
>t. genuinely curious

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>Giroux, Vorachek, Provorov, Gostisbere, Couturier, JVR

How are these guys not contenders?

a moderate opinion if ever there was one

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Apple and the tree user

because they all suck

>niggerdelphia

They were shit with Hakstol as their coach, they sacked him and look way better now.

fag

Goaltending

leafs are averaging the second most goals per game and you cucks think two philly goals are someone going to beat the leafs? AHAHHAHAAHAHAH wow my sides

>gostisbehere is good

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>it was 2-0

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and it'll end like 7-4 leafs, what's your point? kek

Hey Sean, fuck you

Tavares is better than any Flyers forward
Rielly is better than any Flyers D
Andersen is better than any Flyers goalie

Leafs would sweep the Flyers if they played a round

>trip/name plebs thinking filtering them is reddit
>the only reason to post with a name/trip is to be recognized
Lmfao. You’re more reddit than any other poster on the entire website. Kys yourselves

get btfo bitch nigger

imagine being a Laffer lmao

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I'll BTFO you, you fucking faggot Canadian

Imagine....
>I dare you...

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So I suck black cock, is that supposed to be an insult?

im a faget and genuinely scared of the bruins

>kitties mathematically eliminated

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I would also argue tavares plays better D than any flyers DEFENSEMEN

LOL

>STAY SCARED M8

>laffs

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>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS

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>sportsnet retards shilling for Matthews captaincy
Fuck off Rielly deserves it more than anyone

>SSM8

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>ssm8

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dumb nerds EXPOSED

how is everyone staying?

>this team expects to make it past the first round
LAUGHING @ the laffs

>he thought andersen was back

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Mildly spooked

cant do much with poor goaltending and mediocre defense which exposes said goaltending

curious what tallon will do in the offseason to fix these problems

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nothing

>Tallon
>fix
grim

Looking forward to the comeback

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you were saying?

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not even concerned lads

Andersen is a back-up goalie tbqhwyfam

would be nice if finland would finally fuck off and die

Nolan Patrick is kinda pretty with that nice flowing hair and high cheekbones. not even gay lads.

dont worry fren we all die in the end, even finns

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imagine being mad at the most based Finn in /hoc/, the PUNISHED loyal kitties fan

Toronto sucks cock

so true

REMAIN FIRMLY HETEROSEXUAL

imagine being barkov

Why is the pacific game on earlier than the central game gary?

Ahem.........................

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is it autism

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no but he's SEETHING that he missed the playoffs again

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Fuck I'm basically 95% dead at this point

Why didn’t they protect his smile lads

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Ngl that ram interior looks ugly and cramped

name one good thing finaldn has ever done. you cant? too bad so sad

finalnd is now banned from /hoc/

like ur moms asshole

DAMMIT DEBBIE

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Dodges are garbage trucks

one time he jizzed in a pair of childs underwear
that was pretty hilarious

BTFO commies during WWII

the dankest memes on earth

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is that pasternak dunkin donuts commercial based?

i just dont get why they fancy-up all these interiors in new trucks when they also advertise them as work vehicles that will get used a bunch and beat up.

it’s a based from me lad
he even fucks up the “missed calls” gimmick line cause he’s a foreigner
it’s kino

Hans?? Is it really you??

>redditlab 2020
no

what do you mean he messes it up?

Russia has passed Finland within the past year as a better team, especially since Noora Raty might retire and some of their best players are close to or into their 30's now. O.A.R's avg age was 4 years younger than Finland in 2018. 1 year later they have gotten far better. Japan with the way they are improving, might one day be in group A along with the big guns. They are probably the fastest improving team in all of womens hockey and have several players in CWHL currently.

Canada might not win silver this time either. If Poulin and Szabados don't take part, they aren't a sure thing to hit the gold medal game

How do you know reddit likes it?

Someone's gonna give Bobo 10 x 7 and it might be Florida

*ahem*
Flyers about to score another

"Hey ref! Check your voicemail! Give me some calls!"

it’s really better when you say “hey check your voicemail you missed some calls” not “give me some calls”

he might want to get his vision checked because he looks blind out there! xD

Personally like
Get off your knees ref you're blowing the game

SEAN ON PATRICIDE WATCH
OOPS NEVER MIND HIS DAD'S ALREADY DEAD

hey ref you’re a FUCKING NIGGER! haha

HAHAHAH DUMB FAGIT CASUALS THOUGHT THAT THE LEAFS WERE GONNA STOP SCORING AT 2 GOALS

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Austin CHADthews

AUSTIN BUSTTHEWS

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but that’s what he says isn’t it? it just sounds funny because of his accent
I’ll be honest it took me a long time until I even knew what he was saying

No, this is Friedrich-Jürgen

Oh look needledick magically reappears when the laffs tie it

Do you NEED to have two sides with dinner? About to bake some chicken thighs but I was thinking of just steaming some broccoli to go with it

>beating the Flyers is an accomplishment

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91722023
nobody asked dumb wojak phoneposter

Well are you an Avs fan at least?
Do broccoli and......pan-fried potatoes

Usually have a veggie and a carb

invented the internet browser

Depends on what you’re trying to achieve with your diet lad

>(You)-denying

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NOT A BUST

that depends, do you NEED to be a meat and taters kind of player or are you some fucking twink

shall be reporting the one-side chicken eater to the board of /hoc/

>board
Sorry /hoc/ is a dictatorship
t. dictator of /hoc/

Well? What’s his punishment?

I am king of hoc newfag

One hour of replying to every single Sean post...in a positive light only

*stages coup*

the only person who runs /hoc/ is The Risen Lord Jesus of Nazareth

>kike on a stick
no thanks

lol >rags chirping like they were a real hockey team lmao

wew

Thinking about having a catch with my dad

Absolutely based

Sup guys

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Nazareth didn't have a member named Jesus dipshit

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WHITE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES

FLOWING THROUGH MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

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i think i have 2 jesus memes

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based murray

Nobody on Nazareth was called Jeesus.

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not tiny; not based

>STAY SCARED M8

>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
SS sean

My dad and I are going to ride our bikes up this mafucker at the end of May. Can't wait

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>LAFFS

>L4FFS

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Get the fuck out Godless commie nigger

>johnsson

Nice
Having a dad sure is great

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Oh look needledick disappeared again!

kek, what is this, the 50s? Rock'n'Roll is satanic and shit?

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good luck m80
i went and there was
>road construction
>obviously a fucking cliff
>dad's big suburban with 25% tread tires
>nervous wreck gma
>weeping wall covering the road
10/10 would do again

idiot he wrote their hit song "Hair Of The Dog"

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BASED Willy

NYLANDER HATERS BTFO

AHAHAH you dumb fucking cucks actually thougt the leafs would stop at 3 goals? I was in the process of writing this post when they scored LOL

>/hoc/ BTFO

KEK

>conceding to kneelander

well I wanted the Leafs to win anyways

Yeah we won't be able to go all the way up, but it'll still be closed for vehicles.

kek

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>more golz more funz

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looks like the twink did something i wouldnt know i dont watch >laffs games because im sexually attracted to girls

Kurri or Selanne?

Holy mother of baysed

jesus my stream is lagged. philly just scored their 4th goal.

post yfw caroniggers and maple niggers gets swept in the first round

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my literal face when

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not much reaction cuz i expect it

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but gary told me over discord today that canes/laffs ECF has already been booked and the checks have already been cashed

post yfw the leafs win the stanley cup and im rubbin my nuts in all yall butthurt faces

pierre is /ourguy/

>post yfw the leafs win the stanley cup

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Here it is, lads.
The most autistic thing I've ever made for /hoc/.

Shall continue to update this each day as the season goes along, because I might as well.

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mfw

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YO!
idgaf what anyone says. fuck the jets preds (the west isn't winning the cup. hopeless conference. honestly. im a canucks fan and i watch the games. ok maybe calgary, but i wont cheer for calgary above columbus. to quote RonaldMcDonald MACLEAN, "AS A CANADIAN, YOU HAVE MY UT-MOST rESPECTTTTT!!111!!!1!!11!!111!!!!11!!1) bruins and lighting fixtures (losers). Relics of an NHL that doesn't exist anymore. Columbus was always real. Columbus was always now. Rick Nash. Sergei Federov. Adam Fooote. Jodi Shelley. THAT'S what's real. THAT'S what's important. If a reddit admin deletes my life, i would know that i lived a complete life giving myself to the 2019 Columbus Blue Jackets. Fuck im sure i shat on ur cannon before too... im sorry. please. i love you all!!!!!

just saw my neighbor outside, he asked me how i was doing. i told him i wasnt feeling scared at all m8 and he said me too and we both laughed.

nice

No one cares about your faggot goblina dykes. It absolutely boggles my mind how you can waste your life like this; eagerly posting butch-looking lesbian dykes caked in clown makeup. Why do you waste your time doing this? Why do you post the same ugly whores - who wouldn't even find an ugly balding soiboy like you remotely attractive - and keep samefagging to try to initiate some sort of autistic conversation? Are you a homosexual? Do you actually think anyone is going to entertain your autism and respond "Hey, that brown looking mutt is so cute! Hi-five 'Press'bro?"

Where did your life go wrong to the point that you are reduced to shilling for grade-school level hockey a.k.a dykepuck? Were you that repulsive nerd in high school who always tried to befriend the popular chicks and they only put up with you because they pitied you? You're not going to get a "Press" to like you by acting like a degenerate sad retard on a Malaysian frog-fishing forum. Where was your dad to raise you in not being such an enormous fucking faggot? Kill yourself.

Imagine going into over time against the flyers and expecting to be a cup contender

Is your neighbor Gagan?

debrusk just killed pastrnak

sure hope Gagan is getting a few days off before the busy weekend, lots of pies need to get delivered, he'll be swamped all weekend long

since when were laffs cup contenders they cant defend a 5th grader

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Go Philly

That's the joke m8.

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>all these SHIT games
Can it be 7pm already

>west

rofl, >laffs getting major refpuck help once again

good goal

based cheese fuckers

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philly announcers seething

>i didn't blow the whistle, but i "intended" to blow the whistle
THEN YOU SHOULD'VE BLOWN THE WHISTLE, THAT MAKES NO SENSE

>best

the flyers got absolutely robbed of another sure goal because of a quick whistle last month kek

actual refpuck

Me on the left
Is best

do philly fans not know the rules of hockey? embarrassing for them tBh

if you can score after the whistle then after every whistle plyers would just score it int he net when no ones looking

>"I like when the refs give the coaches an explanation of why they're making the wrong call."
Yes, great insight sportsnet announcer.

andersen just put your glove over the puck lol

Gagan has the endurance

t. didn't even watch the replay a single time

>overrated shit in charge of scoring

youtube.com/watch?v=DKTVZZi1URI

t. doesnt know rules of how hockey works

First season , new fag?

there was no whistle. kys.

Post yfw you remember even the flylels have won a cup more recently than the laffs

Shall be saving an interesting post for the new thread.

you said they scored after the whistle

the whistle went after the puck went in

literally open your eyes namefaggot

spotted the hogncouver resident

CHING CHA PAO LEE MANG CHEE

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ya seethe?

post it here

jesus christ laffs. what a joke of a game

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...

that was almost as bad as when petersson had a stick thrown at him on a penalty shot and the refs ruled it fine

>I don't know how hockey or the rules work!! please educated me based king Sean!!!

shan't

TWO
not one
TWO

LEAFS EZ CUP
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>laffs

Dead rag on the ice

only cups the laffs will be holding are their jock straps haha, DJ break that shit off for one one time

*dabs*
*humps the microphone stand*

>laffs

paster hatty

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Broons add another point to their commanding lead over the >laffs