Thursday Night Football is Broncos - Dragons and you can look up what the other games are yourself because this thread won't even reach 100 posts before Sunday.
/nrl/
pedo
incel
bicho
The Greatest Game of All™
Hello Aussies
Dragons
based and refball pilled
Never forget
for mine it's /afl/
Not that I like it necessarily, I do because it's who it is and I don't because it's who it is also, but the Broncos should kick the shit out of St George. A fun night for those despicable Sydney people that claim to support Brisbane. If you want to be contrary just fucking stick to Balmain.
BroncGODDESSES
Who /1%supercoach/ here?
Put all your money on the 36.5+ over lads
in awe at the size of these lads
What are the odds on shiggles vs. Danny?
Shiggies $1.10, Danny $6.50
Garbage tier: relocation
Mid tier: merge and expansion
God tier: promotion and relegation
Creator God tier: folding NRL and putting all the money into based NRLW
Multi-dimensional Omnipresent Architect tier: fold the entire NRL and watch a sport that doesn't abuse women on a daily basis
>kink shaming strong independent women who liked to be booted, choked, slapped and spat on
Disgusting tbqh
>kink shaming
based melbourne university student
You now remember Payne Haas
Flegler>Hass
BIG BRAIN: Flegler (c)
Pmsl
Watching the NRL Supercoach show on Kayo
>kayo
>supercoach
>nrl
2bh I miss the days when Conny would autistically list odds and breakdowns for the SC league
Same, the heyday of /nrl/
BIG BRAIN, BIG GLUTES: captaining Isaako
>he thinks the dragons won't be bouncing back tonight
That's a big Yikes! from me
>Supercoach Show
>better ranked than all of them
Angle Park Race 8 #8
Based Saints.
1% UH
ALL YEAR YUH
Lol eat shit donkeys
Based McInnes
Feeling extra virginal all of a sudden lads
Boyd being Boyd
What are you going to do when your meme magic runs out and you fall out of top 1000?
Host over his projected in 8 minutes
God I love the BroncGODS and my virginity lads
>seething 99%ers
brisbane only looked good last week because they beat another shitty smelly qld team
>It's a Ladbrokes needs the favourites to lose episode
Love these
God, Boyd is absolute trash. TAKE THE MAN WITH THE BALL YOU FUCKING CLOWN
Bloody hell 9now, won't let me start the stream with uBlock on. Fuckers.
Just buy a tv mate, can get one for like $200 at JBhifi
Lmao dumb fucking coconut
>poogai
No Ariel connection in my BroncGOD territory aka my room, I'd have to get 30 meters of areil cable and run it from upstairs.
BRONKEKS ON POOICIDE WATCH
Shonkcos lal
Lmaoooo
Based fucking Jordie
The based Ben Hunt redemption arc continues
Bunkered
Feels like 10 more years just got added to my virginity
le ladbrokes ask several key broncos players to fix the game episode. Bookies up insane!
>hairy arms
>3rd round
Crowd looking pretty thin lads
imagine letting that shitter score
>shitter
Can we not with the casual racism please
Thin like my hair (but not my body which is obese)
God I wish I could be fallback. You literally follow your line and hang back on your phone shitposting. Then when the other peem have the ball you follow your line and hang back on your phone then the ref yells out 5 and then you catch the ball jog up and gain 5 meters get tackled and rinse and repeat.
I can smell the fear of 99%ers who captained Oates
DRAGODS
Caterpillar brained poost
Based fucking Dragons
Theres nothing I hate more this commentator, I don't know how to explain it it... he gives me a frustrated/cringe type of feeling which almost turns me into seething while watching the game. Anyone know this feeling?
nice one glenn you smelly dumb pooskin
I don't feel anything anymore expect sadness.
Ok that was POOTHETIC from the BroncGODS
>broncos tackling
Based fucking Aitken
The Mary haters are QUIVERING in their boots
Imagine going to suncorp with your broncos supporting qt gf
AitGOD
>Kimms in charge of passing the fucking ball
Should be 26-0
BroncGODS are acting like I do with girls, badly.
Milford looks good
GOATES
here comes the refball
G O A T E S
HOLY REFBALL WTF?
GOATES GOATES GOATES GOATES GOATES
REFS ARE FUCKING USELESS CUNTS
Hope all these fijian semen slurping comments now stop by joey and fatt
RING RING
>Ladbrokes HQ: Todd you're making it too obvious
>Greenberg: Leave it to me
Clearly and the NRL must see this but the male referees have been doing this for too long and rely on the Bunker too much. If we had female touchies who can and will make correct decisions reffing games we literally would NOT need the bunker.
barry check the fuse box
Stupid fucking nigger
based shitbane refball
Widdop's last tackle options fucking stinkkkkk
This is the most subtle racism I've ever seen but I see you mate. You need to take a hard look at yourself.
Oates literally carrying this team
Someone has to when you've got fucking Boyd on your peem
>Roberts making rat tails cool again
Based
>no more Thursday night Footy show
>replace it with Golden Point
Golden Point more like Golden Shower lads
Disgusting & Gronkpilled
Who is a softer defender, Widdop or Milford?
Go back to redit
Nikorima
>he didn't give his kids rat tails when they were growing up so all kids knew who was the coolest
>Poogans
WIDDOP NEEDS TO STOP THESE MEME LEFT FOOT KICKS
JIMMY THE JET
RAT TAIL POWER GO
Based Abo Wan Kenobi
Dude, you have kids?
Yeah 3 boys
Saw more broncos qts on the fence line and already want to die again lads
>Sydney FC, the Roosters and the Waratahs are leading a push to ensure the NSW Government follows through on promises to include a multi-mode “curtain” in the new Allianz Stadium design, to avoid the sight of playing in a two-thirds empty venue every week.
>With the coalition government returned to office in last weekend’s election, the nine tenants of the Moore Park precinct are lobbying for money to be found to pay for some form of curtain that can cover the top section of the stadium, after it was quietly dropped from the 45,000-seat design last year on grounds of cost.
lmao
Do NOT let /afl/ see this
Isn't this time when everyone is tired supposed to be nikorima's time to "shine"
Ravalawa is absolute garbage
Half time lads whatcha gonna do?
I'm going to do the dishes from cooking my halal certified Pork Chops I got at the market.
gonna fuck my gf lad
I paid $23 for a fucking kebab, to be fair it was called a monster kebab and it weighed 1.2 kilos but still.
It was $15 but every extra was $2 like my cheese, jalapenos, garlic sauce and sour cream.
I cut it in half so dinner sorted for the next two nights.
JKst excited because I haven't eaten a kebab in two years.
Zac Lmoax will save this game for the dragons
I'm worried I'll have to do dishes soon because the last 2 times i used the dishwasher it leaked water all over the floor and I don't want to pull it out and try to figure out what's wrong
Ruan is literally as wide as wally and jt combined
>a forward is as wide as 2 halves combined
seems about right
Proof is in the pudding
>sorry outta space
>a qt won't make a horrible pun next to you with your baby sleeping next to you
Based wholesome ads
Should I make a late night Coles run after the game?
Broncos to concede at least 2 more tries
Sold him literally one minute before lockout. I regret nothing. Even if he scores a hat trick now. Fucking useless sack of monkey crap.
Thanks shitkorima
Fucking manlets
POOATES POOATES
POOATES
Yeeeehawww
praise be to ravallah
Reminder
Still don't regret it
AHAHAHAHAH
>Isucko
Just awful. What percentage of bets were on Brisbane?
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MY BRONCGODS AND RELATIONSHIP STATUS
ishartblow
You wouldn’t see Michael De Vere drop that ball
>bronclogs
>taking the poo
The Broncos are trash, they are the reason Brisbane needs a 2nd team
>taking the poo
>mfw Dragons fan... And so is my qt3.14 gf
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RICHO
yes, YES
once the broncos suck, the based Reds will take over as brisbane’s best team
these threads are dead without based joshy around
How tf Latimore still in first grade fellas?
Is it still refball if they get told in their ear what to do because there was a huge delay in that.
Based ShigGODs
BroncGOOOOODS
COMEBACK COME BACK COMEEEEE BAAAACCCKKK
>shiggy
>gf
ice addict prostitutes don't count, lad.
Is ice addicted gf fella still around, I think LawGOD got aids and turned homosexual from the comments he posted that I saw and decided to become a journalist.
lol at that refball penalty
i’m a seething incel lads
>tfw golden point show is delayed by dare I say... a golden point
Same lad, also a neet and got no friends
>REFBALL
FUCK
Based Refs
Karma desu you dumb coconut flopping headclash fuck
FUCKING COCONUTS
Isaako finna kick me outta the 1%
BASED FUCKING KORBIN
KORBIN'S REVENGEEEEEEEEE
told ya
FOR FUCK SAKE WHYYYYY WHYYYYY
regret not having the sims brothers in my team
OH WHEN THE SAINTS!
>Still losing with all this refball
I've come to terms with being obese and a virgin but it still hurts when my BroncGODs lose lads.
i fucked up. my team is fucked. i keep wasting trades on memes.
im giving up on super coach. im giving up on tipping. im giving up on life.
matt out.
>Gallen record breaker
>too stupid to retire
What an achievement
Please don't go, /nrl/ loves you and respects you and will miss you.
Please look at pic related if you need any help.
why is oates playing so badly
>woates
Why is Pooates playing on the BroncGODS
Why cant brisbane catch the ball
Insult to injury lads
The Broncos are the biggest Brainlet team in the league
>sways side to side
>yeah he's fine all good
kek
KEK
K E K
hope they not rigging for golden point just for the new show
BroncGOD's game plan should be, don't give the ball to Oates, Milford or Shitorima and don't pass the ball.
Refball and potential hookers will literally save my life.
Solves Mary's spine problem at least
this refball is truly disgusting
some good refball there for the try
>that entire passage of play
DWAGONESS WIDDUP HAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING WIDDOP
based immature poster
Imagine being flipped by milford while milford is also being held back lmao
This after dropping dufty haha
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>gayfl crowd
>big arse
I'm nervous lads, this is how I feel before a cennylink appointment where I might get a qt girl to do the appointment with
>that hook nose on dragon lady
Did someone get that Poogons QT?
I S U C K O
A-all in the food que lad
Corey GODman
Sucked em dry
BRONCOS UH
VIRGINS YUH
I'm going to die a virgin and never seeing another broncos premiership
I hate life
OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH WHEN THE SAINTTTSSSSSS
Switched over to bill and ted lads
IT GETS WORSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God I wish I was a valley coke dealer tonight lads
I'm going to celebrate by fucking my Dragons-supporting gf now lads, see you tomorrow fellas
Ben Hunt DraGODS 3 - 0 Broncucks
Make sure you wear a condom. You can't trust those prostitutes.
>bombed try
>bombed field goal
Is the isaako meme over lads
Based and Red V pilled
Just did a small pebbly nikorima lads
What's the point of the bunker if they can't get the right call?
What's the point of on-field refs if 20 of them they can't differentiate between a shoulder charge and a head clash?
Would have been well fuming if St George lost that one. What a shocker.
>hey lets try something unique in the NRL
>oh wait never mind
Did I throw away $25 lads? Multi on Raiders, Roosters, Storm and Rabbitohs.
Roaming Freddy™
do NOT let /afl/ see this
>falling for the gambling jews
I fall for every single jew in the book.
Why did they fail?
DraGODS
the chad /nrl/ 232 posts
the virgin /afl/ 162 posts
BFT is on the NRL podcast lads
good morning lads
nobody likes Manly
still LOLLING at the Broncucks, lads
kek
Will the Broncos ever beat the dragons again?
Do they play again this year?
What do you reckon lads - can they compete with the poosters?
Just remembered ET exists lads
>those pathetic Broncuck cuckstomers
>The former golden boy of rugby league, Andrew Ettingshausen, has broken his silence on his affair with a former teammate's wife, revealing he has spent the past 15 months undergoing psychiatric treatment, blaming his "poor judgment' on depression.
>His wife, Monique, has so far stood by her husband, but is yet to forgive him for the 12-month affair with Ali Mellor, wife of Paul Mellor.
Crocker’s going for 100 points in this one boys
what a shit game
are you retarded
Anyone know if the knights/raiders game is being broadcast on free tv? At work atm
>bitchell piss
Ponga is not a 5/8th
Why did anyone think he was?
Gonna pick up poonga at a 300k discount in a few weeks
>Hannah on the side line getting wet
must have got my text msg ;)
Oh Jamal you little scamp
Nah Foxtel only
The Knights suck
based pooasslel refball
poonga is shit
edrick scissorhands
lmaoing at poocastle
RAIDGODS
John Basedman
How’s Matty Johns going spin Pongas performance this time..
Fuck Hannah Hollis is hot
Newcastle back on spoon watch
HNNNNNG who was the 10/10 blonde in the Roosters dressing room?
There's some sort of event happening somewhere nearby and all I can hear is some muffled guy talking over the mic lads
Why would ET (aka 90s Australia's sexist man) cheat on her lads?
takairangi on poocide watch
FerGOD sticking his FIST up the poosters skirt
Just lost my virginity lads but not really :(
>bondi wall
>that crowd
OUR POORT IS FUCKING DYING LADS
There are more people ITT than in that crowd.
TedesGOD
Instead of curtains they should buy thousands of mannequins.
Do I want to watch this game lads?
when will the useless Fijian winger meme end?
Imagine needing to take the poo against the eels lmao
God gus is senile
Radradra and Vunivalu have been the only good ones.
Dylan Brown is so sexy, damn
>Knights attack is actually worse than when they were spooners
Looks like Nathan Brown was the problem all along
>defending premiers vs spooners
>only just hanging on thanks to referees
Pls delet
How many times has takawhatever fucked the eels now
Refs really want the eels to win tonight.
Big Strong Black Sivo
Based refs fucking over the poosters and the punters
Mitchell Aubusson is eternal
based corner post camera
That would have been no try, lost control of the ball if it was any other team
Is the Gutherson-Sivo combination the best fullback-wing combo in the comp? I think so desu
based fijian winger
>mfw got the shit Fijian winger, again
puke peery
TedesGOD
3/3 in tips
>made be stray
based newcastle public education
are you lads unbanned from Yea Forums yet? if so how long did the ban last?
Would unironically lose my virginity to that big girl.
Sam Thaiday needs to piss off
>he didn't captain tedesco
>he thinks he is a supercoach
lmao
Do NOT insult based "if it ain't white" sammy
>Optus finally dropped its ban
I'm fucking back lads
I wish they didn't. Who the fuck is with mainstream ISPS POOTHETIC and /gayfl/ tier 100%
See you at the vic lads
Shigglers on top 10 watch
Based me BTFOing optus complaint line with rhetoric yesterday.
>/afl/ now at bump limit
>/nrl/ at just over 300
NOOOO HOW DO WE RECOVER /nrl/CHADS?
Too late you cunts I already changed ISPs
now this is based
>Shigglers
>Not Shiggies
Want to know how I know you're a newcunt?
shiggs has evolved m8
>he isn't one of the Original 6
I am 2 of those though
JFBF how are you mate m
>tfw am SIX of those
Gonna figure out where I can stream this shit
Dang ole reddit streams?
Vipbox
Hey guys, can some of you aussies come over to /cric/ please its real lonely there
Sorry, but I'm straight m8
Who /LETSGONE/ here?
Tarrant did nothing wrong
Richo stop sharing the Christchurch video or I will contact law enforcement.
>manly move a home game to Christchurch to honour the dead muzzies
>not even half full
KEK
>tom trbojevic is only 22
fug
BASED FUCKING TOMMY T
He's DCELITE
DCELITE
>Tom is already on 71 points
Trbojevic in traded into my team next week watch
HOLY FUCKING BASED DCELITE
Manly on 0 spoons watch
Warriors on pissing on the graves of 50 innocent Muslims watch
The Virgin Ginnane
The Chad Maroon
refs out to get us manlybros
Absolute state of these refs
these fucking refs
Holy fuck Stacy Jones is so fat now
These refs are hopeless
Only real Supercoaches have DCElite in their peems
DCELITE
based dce
always scores under the posts
DCELITE
C
E
L
I
T
E
GOATLY
>scoring 50 on New Zealand in Christchurch
Reuben Garrick on garbage time try watch
damn fucking straight DCE always kicks the winning field goal
Anyone who picked Cleary over DCE in Supercoach has a small brain
>commentators talking as if the game has almost finished
>theres still 10 minutes left
drafted Tom Turbo in the third round lads
based fucking bedesy
Me on clairvoyant watch
noice
was going to change my tip to warriors but decided to stay with poonly
based
goatly was the easiest tip of the round though
danny on beating shiggipoos watch
Tate should wear his neck brace during commentary
Lads I’m officially back from the Great ISP block exodus. Honestly surprised they unblocked Yea Forums but rest assured we are now all on a government watchlist.
Can’t believe I ever doubted the woManly She Eagles. I predict they make the 8.
>all these newcunts who didn't change their DNS
would’ve been the toppest of keks
>Adelaide
Cringe
>Freddo boxes
Based
>le change u r dns xdxd
It didn't work m8. Different ISPs implemented their blockages in different ways
Who here watching scooby doo?
based elite dragons
Sharkboys > Cows
>opponent has DCElite
>Fucki
BREAKING: The point tally for the Christcurch game has now risen to 50
Have vonnies puppies gotten bigger since two thousand and eighteen year of our lord?
I heard when they are preggers they get bigger but I wouldn't know since I am a Brisbane customer.
Yeah, she had a kid I think
The perfect metaphor for todays two games
Sharks on Premiership watch
GOATNULLA
Cowboys on criteria watch
Is Josh, dare I say it, Best Morris?
John > Brett > Josh
Morris Iemma
Kek. Can someone post the montage of teams after losing by one that we made at the end of last season. Think it featured cleary and hunt
Now post a screencap of him awake
Unironically just put my life savings and superannuation on Cronulla to win the premiership
Some obese manchild in a sweat stained sharks jumper just gave me 50 bucks lads
just saw a obese balding manlet bookie get heemed by a muscular 6”4 sharks supporter lads
poorith poothers
Good thing they got Ivan Cleary to Penrith. Tigers are lost without him
>taking the poo
Souths 13+ is THE bet tomorrow, right lads?
>gambling
No. The only "sure thing" is GOD
1 point = 1 body
Good night, dead community
poor /nrl/, he died so young
Watching the games on catchup. Manly vs Warriors just starting. The Professor needs a longer show, more Balkan Super League coverage too.
Warriors are shithouse
i return from my 3 day holiday a happy man. Manly got up, and I got DCELITE in my team.
Western Suburbs & Balmain vs Canterbury-Bankstown in 6 bongs 30 bings get in here. Up for the doggies because I like them and joint venture ain't got no soul.
Might captain Farah lads
Doggies 1-12 for sure. It's all the kids and there's no video on them. How's the weather in Sydney?
It's sunny, bit cold
Lachlan Lewis needs to get good again
He will mate, he's really fucking good when he gets going.
>doggies 1-12
Not sure about this bet honestly. I'd be taking Tigers 13+, but there's shit all money in that.
3 day holiday in Bangkok or Bali ?
Cold enough to breathe steam?
Ignore this our fucking clocks are after going forward. Fuck daylights saving.
Game starts in 3 bongs 30 bings
Want to bury my dick in Danika Mason lads
Somebody post something
why do we have 6pm sunday games instead of 2pm sunday games lads
Probably because people want to be able to do things on the weekend and still watch games
Going to the game should be the doing thing.
>need to piss
>attempt to do so
>piss flies sideways out of my dick and hits me in the leg
what the fuck
>small Big Mac meal feat. Cheeseburger
>$5.95
Maccas gone changed the game
Either you've got dry cum in your penis eye or a prostate problem. Always wash your sword after you use it.
WILL THIS BAD BOY EVEN GET TO 500?
Probably not mate
/nrl/ is as dead as the NRL
>Garner OFF
>With the 9 (NINTH) overall pick, Matt selects Jayden Okunbor
dumb coconut
>KFC has a secret menu on the app
lads
Anything good on it lad?
Zinger Chipster
Garner back on
>Newcastle moved on Nick Meaney so they could have Connor Watson and Kurt Mann in fullback
kek
>Garner try
irebro looking quite elite right now tbqh
What happened to Benji
Hamstring
Hamstring
Thinking about captaining Cody WalkGOD
>Doggies 1-12
>Doggies win 13+
How exactly is that “elite”?
>80% of money on Souths 13+
Hmm...
posted when they were up by 12 with 10 to go.
Very glad I didn't
Dumb cunt
“Unexpected close game” incoming. The script wills it.
>blatantly lying
YIKES
Reynolds is such a shit goal kicker
based internet tough guy kicking them over from the sideline
>he bought burns
LMAO
>burns ded
rip my supercoach H2H
LaffinWOAT
yeah la AMA
Correct
afl has been shit lads.
what nrl team should I follow
the Perth Titans
Im trying to find one but theyre all islanders and lebanese/wogs
any aussie teams?
Good to see Cook is doing the bookie's bidding.
>predicted score of 1200+
>struggling to break 900
iktfb
based cowbucks
Absolute state of me
manly
Remember when Fatt thought Ryan James would be the best prop in the competition?
how do we compete with the /afl/chads lads?
(Me)
PIE GODS.
FOREVER.
PIE GODS.
National Rigged League.
Based Danny lads
>Fox Sports has the “shock” article ready to go the second the game ends
>Still not believing in The Script
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
ded spoort
ded thread
ded poomunity
The state of my tips lads
Ended up with 5, poocastle poorith and the poocos let me down
GOATNULLA
>nightshit wins
>N loses
the fuck
>N
>good
DCELITE was the only thing that kept me in it honestly
/nrl/ on life support
that looks like it tastes overrated
Convince me not to buy the st George away kit
PS I love James Graham
It's ugly
i would rather convince to not not kill yourself
Motorway patrol is so comfy
I like it tbf
I'm a fair weather NRL fan so don't give a shit about teams
What's the best kit this year?
>Rabbitohs centre Braidon Burns could be in for a lengthy stint on the sidelines after he left ANZ Stadium with two injuries to his left leg – a damaged hamstring and a suspected fractured ankle.
Not sure what you mean but it's really good. Maggie Beer's burnt fig and salted caramel is up there also.
get some better taste bro
>having burns instead of graham
this is why you are not a supercoach