UNIBET PREMIER LEAGUE DARTS NIGHT 8

The double Dutch darting drama of back-to-back nights at the Rotterdam Ahoy brings the curtain down on the elimination phase of this year's Premier League Darts season. Tonight sees the penultimate contender in action, and it's someone who could be in the PLD by right in a few years as that dancing Belgian Dimitri Van den Bergh faces bipolar disorder's James Wade in the second match of the session. The Dreammaker has shown that he thrives in front of the TV cameras, but his sole defeat to the Machine was on telly in 2017's World Series of Darts Finals.

Preceding that is a crucial fixture that could be one half of the equation needed to decide elimination tonight with blubber boy Michael Smith against Welsh rugger roidlet Gerwyn Price. If Bully Boy wins, then he will be 3 points clear with 1 game left. Failing to beat the Iceman, who like Smith also lost in Berlin, could spell disaster for the 2019 Worlds finalist.

Two big winners from last week follow the contender match as charisma void Rob Cross and everyone's favourite unorthodox Serbo-Austrian Mensur Suljovic. The new bald league leader followed up his victory last time out with his first Euro Tour final at the weekend, and could go 4 points clear with victory over the Gentle.

The weekend's Euro Tour victor plays his second favourite bitch boy with Michael van Gerwen against midlife crisis clown Peter Wright. MVG defeated Voltage in a high quality affair as well as hitting a 9 against Mensur, and with Snakebite not really playing at this best, this could be brutal.

Judgement Night will be rendered irrelevant if home hero Raymond van Barneveld loses to Ulster sulk Daryl Gurney and Smith's beaten Price. Barney finally registered a league win in Germany, albeit over Max Hopp, and Superchin's surprise win over MVG could be the catalyst for the end of RVB's Premier League career.

Coverage starts at 7:00pm GMT on Sky Sports Action and at 7:30pm CET on RTL7.

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fat throw is not a sport

>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs; contender match in greentext)
Gerwyn "Gurning" Price v Michael "Snackpot 2.0" Smith
>James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade v Dimitri "Box Office Belgian" Van den Bergh
Rob "BAuLDtism" Cross v Mensur "DIE MEISTER, DIE BESTEN" Suljovic
Snakeshite v MvGOAuTism
Barney v Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney

>Week 8 preview
pdc.tv/news/2019/03/26/2019-unibet-premier-league-night-eight-preview

>Week 7 review
pdc.tv/news/2019/03/21/2019-unibet-premier-league-night-seven

>/180/ PL roundups (apologies, but I've not been able to do Berlin yet)
pastebin.com/KyPXLaQP

Raymond van Barneveld is eliminated if Michael Smith beats Gerwyn Price and he loses to Daryl Gurney.

>THE RETURN OF CADBY CONFIRMED
pdc.tv/news/2019/03/27/2019-players-championship-9-10-entries

>Athletico Mince visit Snackpot's local
youtube.com/watch?v=DBIklO7796Y
youtube.com/watch?v=HAU1ff79teY

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So as mentioned in the OP, the streamed European Tour returned to the forefront of the PDC universe this weekend with the European Darts Open from Leverkusen.

There was PLD interest from the first day as Raymond van Barneveld's first Euro Tour for almost TWO YEARS ended in defeat in the last 48 by Steve Beaton, while contenders Jeffrey de Zwaan, Glen Durrant and Dimitri Van den Bergh all made it through to Saturday. James Wade and Gerwyn Price were the first big names to make it through on day 2, both winning 6-3 against debutant Wesley Plaisier and Scott Taylor respectively, but the afternoon's shock went to Krzysztof Ratajski, with the Pole beating Michael Smith 6-5 with a 105.57 average. JdZ was hammered 6-2 by Daryl Gurney with Dimitri walloping Adrian Lewis 6-3, who attempted some post match afters but thankfully nothing came out, but the biggest blunder from the PLD boys saw Duzza manage to lose 6-5 to Jermaine Wattimena having been 5-2 ahead and missed 3 for the match! Michael van Gerwen wasn't at his best but easily gained revenge over a hopeless Mervyn King, with Rob Cross, Mensur Suljovic and Peter Wright all going through as well.

Sunday saw history made... but it almost didn't. Having annihilated Wattimena 6-0, MVG then found himself in a deciding leg against Price in the quarters and were it not for the rugger roidlet blobbing a shot at 17 to finish 57 into single 2 and consequently missing tops to FINALLY end that losing streak (with Michael winning with 118) then a groundbreaking 9 darter in the semi-final with Mensur Suljovic wouldn't have been hit. Mensur was 4-2 up but saw the advantage disappear as the Autism Express hit his second Euro Tour 9 with a 147 finish that went T19-bull-D20. Cross reached his first Euro Tour final since 2017 by slapping Wright with a 104 average. A superb final that had MVG start with a 170 was nip and tuck until leg 14 where Voltage short circuited and Michael won Euro Tour title #29 by 8 legs to 6.

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Oh, and I somehow managed to miss /180/ from the subject. Fuck's sake.

I want Wadey to come out to Bonkers once again and dancebattle the twink to dust

i need a stream fags

Meanwhile, in the amateur game: metro.co.uk/2019/03/27/bdo-announcements-held-spanner-works-coming-says-des-jacklin-9035572/

>‘To be honest I’m a little bit disappointed because things aren’t running as I hoped they would,’ the BDO chairman told Metro.co.uk.

>‘I’d really hoped that about 10 days ago that I was going to announce something really good for the BDO. But it turns out things that have happened three years ago, before I was even part of the BDO, have put a spanner in the works. I’ve been a bit naive I think, I fully intended for everything to be done and dusted by the last week in March. It’s pushed me back three or four weeks and it’s really annoying because it’s out of my control. Especially when I’ve opened my mouth and told people I’ll announce in the last week in March, that it’s going to be great. It makes me look an absolute bloody idiot.

>‘Sometimes it’s really annoying, when you put the work in and the goalposts have been moved, and quite rightly moved, because of stupid decisions made years ago. ‘But it’s just one of those things, I can’t do anything about it for another two or three weeks yet. It’s just taking time to sort it all out.’

Oh Des. You so stupid.

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>yfw barney gets eliminated tonight

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I was gonna say, scared the shit out of me when I came to the catalog.

youtube.com/watch?v=NvQF3uFSHjk

Corey wasting absolutely no time, promising to win a PC or hit a nine darter in his first month back.

>I was gonna say, scared the shit out of me when I came to the catalog.
No idea how it disappeared from the start of the subject.

Is MVG gonna throw the game against Barney tomorrow?

doubt he would

Press F for Barney's marriage.

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>dat 13-year-old's tache

[booing intensifies]

First for based Wade

SHUT UP AND EAT WITH ME

Isn't he going to be a bit distracted tonight with the Brexit vote?

>roidlet

who even cares about that shitshow any more

>vvdv chants
lel

>no 180 in the op
fucks sake

twitter.com/Raybar180/status/1110953705791254529

Price shitting the bed in spectacular fashion

>that big red spot on her jaw

Hopefully it's the end of Barney tonight.
A fitting end for a poor career.

The PDC might seriously care.

The amount of European talent in the PDC rises year-by-year and all the players with a EU passport might not be able to get UK work permits after Brexit.

Might be a good thing for the BDO as the BDO/WDF have most of their tournaments in the continental Europe.

state of that

>muh draft

CAAAHHHHHMAAAAAA

>I somehow managed to miss /180/ from the subject
Found the thread anyway. Your futile attempt to keep this thread for yourself has been thwarted!!1

In b4 Roidlet earning extra heel points by losing deliberately to Blubber just to see Barney go out before his home crowd.

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>Might be a good thing for the BDO as the BDO/WDF have most of their tournaments in the continental Europe.
bdo travel club going to be claiming they have irish heritage soon

>ross o'montgomery
>gary o'robson
>scott o'mitchell

CAHM AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>yayakolo chants even in Rotterdam

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guwon smiffy

also occasional reminder to avoid goldenarrows unless you can block their crypto miner

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cheeky 141

>Fatboy missing fat 10

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>that T20 """attempt"""

roidlet straying so much

>Roidlet nearly busting 179

CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THAT FUCKING BULL

BARNEY IN THE SHIT

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>54
What the hell was that?

B U L L S E Y E
U
L
L
S
E
Y
E

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

DAT BULL TO WIN IT!

ROIDLET SEETHING!

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BLUBBED

>this kills the barney

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Dogs dinner of an ending. Can hear Barney start frowning and picking at his flights from here

>when you have to upset a load of fellow Orangemen

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watch darts or snipe some singaporeans?
decisions, decisions..

>in b4 Gurney sulking and hugging Barney after a dreadful 6-6

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>muh draft

>7 7 7 8 8 8
TIGHT

>draft excuses

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Gurney has been shit lately though, I can see Barney taking this one today.

>draft on stage
>wade on next

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who is this guy?
I see him posted in /180/ rather often but have never seen him play

>twitter.com/Raybar180/status/1110953705791254529

Jesus Raymond

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Not into caravaning there, m8?

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THE SIXTEEN TIME
CHAMPION
OF THE GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

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Needs more pathos! And more TONZON™

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HA HA TIME FOR DANCING FAGGOT

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This article could easily resemble one from 10 years ago and every year since give or take

>dabbing without Whitey's approval

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dancing faggot likes penne arrabbiata, so I like him now

ask the ladies. They know for sure.

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The eternal GOAT of darts.

see (>mfw dupliucate file exists)

>no james wade shuffle
shame

Is it me or has his hair gone slightly grey?

remember me, lads?

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All of sky's pundits predicted him to get smashed i think, hope he proves them wrong.

DRAFTGATE II HAPPENING

>the dancing twink in the Prem

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Finally I managed to out-post somebody. Usually that cursed fast Austriabro beats me to everything!

Future GOAT!

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>Wade already whining
OH NONONONO

hurts doubly because it was me who created happy twink

what does this mean

peak ted would have been GOAT in the PL

>WADE WALKING OFF
DRAFTGATE II

WINDY WADE
HE'S HAVIN NONE OF IT

>Wade leaving
I'd do what I want, too, if I was married to this.

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What happened. Someone explain to a dartlet

LMOA
GO FUCK YOURSELF, JAMES

Le Brexit Breeze Man

What is the meaning of this

Wade suggested there was a draft on the stage.

Wade throws a lighter dart than any other players in the PL so it makes sense that he'd have most problems if there really is some draft.

BASED WADE

as did Roidlet
but he played on unlike whiny bitch boy

Wade noticed that his popularity threatened to leave rock bottom, so he made sure it didn't. Also what says.

Wade being a fanny

Standard really. He's a fud of a bloke

Who is Stephen Bunting?

MUH

W
I
N
D

Famous 2019 PL competitor Stephen Bunting.

Draught

What weight are they? Most of them chuck 19 grams dont they?

He deserves it ;_;

>cheating bipolar prick winning two legs after whining about a "draft"
hmmm

based windy wade using veteran strats

>Most of them chuck 19 grams dont they?
I thought most are around 21 to 25 grams, with Bunting's 12 being an exception.

Wade throws a 20 gram barrel, most of the other PL players use 22-25 gram barrels.

B O X
O F F I C E

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DAT 140

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he absolutely does not look like himself in this image

Fair enough. Sure ive seem some feathered quills out there, Price's darts look really light but that might be his roided up torso and girly throw putting me off

DAT 140 FROM TWINK!

WE ARE THE VAN DEN BORGH. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOUR DANCE MOVES WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. PREPARE TO BE ELIMINATED.

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>that Wade bull attempt
wew

Price uses 24 gram barrels which is a bit heavier than the average.

>dancing faggot
idiot

>now bergh is moaning about the draft
lmao

Vintage performance from the black shirt, blue pants and brown shoes man

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DAT 121 ON THE BULL!

BREXIT CANCELED!

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THAT 121

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1 2 1

BULL FINISH

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WADE RATTLED

WE GOING ALL THE WAY

spicy match this

>mfw Wade is gonna win this

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DvB throwing some dog and duck visits in these legs. Needs to just start throwing at the 19's

>MEDS MAN

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absolute state

>mfw Wade is gonna win this

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Hit two 140's and a 100 now so maybe not

Wasnt the Eagle involved in a fucking classic agains Smith at the weekend? Dan Dawson and others creaming themselves iirc

fuck's sake, twink

twitter.com/OfficialPDC/status/1109475784241152000

yeah he was

Yep. 4-0 up at one stage but survived two match darts to go through.

Yeah, he was.

Ratty had a 4-0 lead but Smith fought back to force a decider which Ratajski won.

Both players with 100+ averages.

I think im going to have to sign up to a bookies or the PDC again for these euro tour events

>no Dimitri interview
GODDAMNIT

so the contenders are level with Barney again, yes?

The Euro Tour is unironically the most comfy darts after Lakeside of course.

I t would have been with wade and been all about the wind/crowd and a total car crash. Glad we were spared it.

That's true.

Who /BIGMENSUR/ here?

>Rob Cross promo recycled from the Worlds

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ha ha time for the most exciting darts players in the world against some austrian farmer

Based and redpilled

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Please explain to be which board a dart thread would go on then.

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Why do you call him an Austrian farmer
He is a jugo farmer playing for Austria

mensur jobbing like fuck

Rob Cross being in anyways relevant is the worst thing to hit Europe since the Black Death.

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>Mensur went T15-D20 from 85 rather than doing for T19 to leave Doppelvierzehn
What in tarnation?

>whenever Welsh Webster calls Price "Gezzy"

Wanted an easier route for bull, perhaps?

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>knob floss

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>when you mix the darting ability of phil taylor with the charisma of phil's caravan

Phil's caravan has seen more action than Cross

>that picture
Fucking kek

DOPPEL VIERZEHN MANN

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>Bobby Dross

>Flop Loss

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We need a Women's PL

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>MENSUR

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>Cross laughing in the background
kek

>throwing away a 5-1 lead

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>job dross

>blob dross

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The absolute state of Baldy.

Absolute state of the bald fraud

EINS DREI SECHS

MENSURMANIA

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>Flop Cross

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this

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>a Job Cross match literally puts the crowd asleep
Coincidence? I think not.

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DAT 136

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imagine betting on that at 5-1

>you now remember Paul Nicholson

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BALDEST OF FRAUDS

CHOKE OF THE YEAR

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how in the world did he pull that one off

the ABSOLUTE STATE of bauld fraud

Based Mens!

That would make another good card in addition to the B of Dolans in

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MENSUR SHANGHAIOVIC

What a choke

Cross going from the ghost of Taylor to the ghost of O'Shea there the big baldy fraud

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Don't fuck this up now, Autism.

Think Wrights missus is quite ill atm so who knows what version of him will turn up or if he'll give him a game. Kind of not much difference to normal in retrospect but it could be over quicker than usual

Here we go

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She has Coulrophobie

>being a Duzza impersonator

>22
cans of hairspray

*Coulrophobia

Wright definitely throwing a lot slower than usual.

>clownman

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She had a cyst on her spine, so don't go picking her for your deadpool team just yet.

Could go for a whitewash here desu

>the absolute state of Cow Wife's mother
twitter.com/Dragonmum3200

Sounds a bit nasty. What was up with Pipe over the weekend did a nearest or dearest close to him pass away? Couldnt figure it out

>clown getting pissed on
yes
YES

His dad died two weeks ago. The funeral was on Monday.

Rare photo of him looking like an actual jock here

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clown can't even get pity legs

>that 41

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>clown getting pissed off with the crowd

>267 left
>throw 99

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HABBENING
WHITEWASH WHITEWASH WHITEWASH

Snakeshite very inconsistent these days.

P I T Y
L E G

AUTISM
ACTIVATED

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>van gerwen missing crucial D12
As always

>these days

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gherkin
might as well resign there and then

Nananananananaananana Vincent van der Voort van der Voort Vincent van der Voort

>snakeshit

>MVG top again

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Yeah i thought he was moaning more about the wind desu

Snakeshite trying to blame the draught

Lmao

TIME
TO
FEEL
THE
GURN

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*gets assfucked*

Think the wind will likely throw Chin's arrers of course more than Borneys with that weird arc of his if it plays a part. Maybe is more likely to put Diabeetus off mind

quintessential gurn.jpg where

I'm drunk

too much milk?

No, too much cheap 5.0

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>this Liverpool Nivea ad
Fucking Christ.

I don't get that M word ad.

the ad about that film remake ?

no, the Lloyd bank (I think) one

reminder that this will be the last time Barney plays in anything resembling a relevant match

Fuck barney

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lloydsbank.com/help-guidance/mword.asp

Talking about money is a hard thing according to Lloyds.

>Gurney in orange

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TOOOOOOUUUUUUUCHIIIIIIIING YOU

Weird.

Anyway.
TOUCHING MEEEEE
TOUCHING YOUUUUU

BARNEY ARMY

>touches me in your path
>touches you in your path

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Well that's some gay shit.
Get on with the arrers.

TOUCHING ME TOMORROW IN A DIRTY WAY

Borney Ormy

bit late, but still got there

DONT TYPE IT OUT LOUD user this is a channel board think of the ads

>Robbie williams mentioned

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>60
>41
>45

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>Barney averaging sub-60 after 4 visits

this is the build I always wanted
instead I'm a fat fuck ;_;

He scored 401 in 18 darts.

Pathetic.

Welp, bedtime I guess

Barney looks like a cancer patient lmao

BARNEY

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Do some sports, fatty. (Hint: not Darts)

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What's the lowest ever Premier League average?

I'm convinced my genes allow me to go full bear mode but I'm just a lazy fuck
I wonder if buying a punching bag would help

Cube???

that's schindler you idiot

Is he actually going to get whitewashed?

Don't start jobbing now, Daryl.

So many baldies and receeding hairlines in the crowd

The absolute state of Dutch genetics

Bazwick Hearnington wouldn't allow Barney to lose today, would he

>he doesn't know the cube

>BARNEY
AHAHAHA

76.09 from Poois maybe

the barney army is a bunch of boomers

Fuck, I misread the post you quoted. I thought you quoted .

>he doesn't know the cube
>implying

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>when you see this on a delayed stream and know something hilarious will happen
wew

>the (almost) vanquisher on van Gerwen

>24
packets of insulin

>24

Did Priestly not play in the very first year? Surely he has it

the absolute state

Played 2007, lowest average was 81: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Premier_League_Darts

>Gurn getting the magnets

I think it might be Rab in 2016, against Dumbass Dave: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Premier_League_Darts

>75.68

its over for Barney isnt it?

Completely gave up after the bust on D9.

It was 2007 and somewhat fittingly for tonight his lowest average 81.33 beat Barney on 86

I just remembered Dave Chisnall existed.
Made me shudder.

youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

>leaving darts
>leaving wife
back to being a mailman

>this Barney showing

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Barney's forever forlorn face and body language just gets on my nerves at this point

perfect to go along with this

Will MVG be mean enough to whitewash him or will he give him a pity leg or two?

youtube.com/watch?v=vc5WoM2NK2E

>Borney

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Always enjoyable: the 10 lowest averages in televised PDC history.

60.38 - Alan Bolton, 2008 PDC World Darts Championship (v Erwin Extercatte, Preliminary Round)
59.67 - Ted Hankey, 2012 PDC Grand Slam of Darts (v Michael van Gerwen, Group Stage)
59.44 - Anto McCracken, 2006 PDC World Grand Prix (v Bob Anderson, Last 16)
59.36 - Dave Harrington, 2013 PDC World Darts Championships (v Haruki Muramatsu, Preliminary Round)
54.99 - Mark Wilton, 2004 PDC World Grand Prix (v Brendan Dolan, Last 32)
54.95 - Warren French, 2009 PDC World Darts Championships (v Akahiro Nakagawa, Preliminary Round)
54.34 - Akahiro Nakagawa, 2009 PDC World Darts Championships (v Warren French, Preliminary Round)
53.37 - Eric Bristow, 1999 PDC World Darts Championships (v Peter Manley, Last 32)
52.60 - Roland Scholten, 2008 PDC European Championships (v Mensur Suljovic, Last 32)
50.85 - Darrin Pugh, 2011 PDC UK Open (v Wayne Mardle, Last 160)

lol that subdued crowd

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We can't let this guy reach ally pally

>not being into simple man

fuck off you diabetic prick
you had no business being there

>french/nakagawa
always makes me lel

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>that barney look

Seriously. I've got a horrid feeling he'll sneak in through the Pro Tour.

>yfw he draws Paul Lim in Round 1

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that is exactly the way he will look in his coffin
I can just imagine him laying there, that exact expression on his face, eyes closed

>under 60
They couldn't hit the single 20 every throw
Jesus Christ

>yfw based Limmy actually throws the 9 darter he deserves

That Pugh/Mardle match was Wayne's last ever televised win.

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So glad i caught the French v Nakagawa match. Honestly dont think we'll see the like again the way the game has gone/is going. Its too competative in most places these days with the prize at the end. Maybe if an American draws a female qualifier and they both fall apart but i think the days of 60 v 70 averages maybe almost gone from the ally pally.

Kek

I don't think we'll ever get a Mickey Mansell v Jim Long again.

Well that was some night indeed.

Round-up will be in the usual place (this weekend along with the Berlin & Rotterdam Night 2 write-ups, sorry for the delay and all).

See you tomorrow for possibly the last game Raymond van Barneveld will ever play on television.

>See you tomorrow for possibly the last game Raymond van Barneveld will ever play on television.
>it's going to be a bumming at the hands of Autism
yes