/hoc/

posting in the last /hoc/ ever

For me, it's Kärpät.

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I made a finn cry one time. from tears of joy

i respect all my hoc brothers and appreciate all their differences

/nhl/ soon

CAN I GET A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>eating a burger advertised as "dirty"
shall not

Peanut Butter and JAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

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I will now present the Conn Smythe trophy to the MVP of the playoffs.... PATRIK LAINE OF THE WINNIPEG JETS COME GET YOUR TROPHY

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>when you're such a bastard of an animal that you can take down prey several times larger then you
youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14

This would be the equivalent of a human taking down a bison or water buffalo alone with their bare hands.

mariya is a girl ya dip

tranny*

in 1 hour based car parts have sealed the coffin of ilves
>4-0
top kek

same thing

>FB_IMG_1553702386802

t. tranny lover

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=HX1-Ghwe-0g

*trap

imagine being gary

>girl

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same thing

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traps aren't gay
that's an insult to gays

I'm having a good time, right here.

Mongolian.

>anime
Not even once

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>he jerks off to cartoon pictures of little girls

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HATE my coworkers
LOVE my /hoc/ buddies

I jerk off to girls feet

For me, it’s Norge posts

Realizing I don't like my /hoc/ buddies as much as I thought I did

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same
this place has changed

I had a two week ban a few months ago and I told myself this was a good time to leave forever but I could not resist the lure of /hoc/

/hoc/ is just as shit as its always been
you've changed user

just request some pizza, that should be a lifetime ban

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shant i need /hoc/ to live

really hope >Your team isnt going all-in for a wildcard spot that they also might get meme'd out of as well

So what happens if I
>liked anime
>had tfw no gf
>got anime liking gf
>made her my wife
? I didn't slip down the slope

your "wife" is really a man

No her chromosomes are XY I even got her pregnant once but she miscarried

Fuck meant XX

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why would you tell us this?

>her
>she
On that note, did you know toady is adding tranny dwarves to dwarf fortress?

I took down your mum with my dick, does that count?

its ok user, no one cared about your blog anyways

I blame the leaf he got me thinking guys
Because the slippery slope is bullshit and a logical fallacy?

I thought I was something resembling a normie back in aught 6

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too scared to say faggot?

>he says despite starting off topic posting with his slippery slope bs
So you're just a retarded cunt then.

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the only retarded cunt here is your wife's that can't grow babies lmao

Finland is happiest cuntry
happier than canadia
>fug you mongo-sn*w neggars
go knights

What?

>cant
Nah shes plenty fertile. Combo of birth control and roller coasters cause the miscarriage. Thank christ too because we were not in a position to have a child then.

go back

>thank god my unborn child died
this is your brain on anime people

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Y
O
T
E

I guess the scab on your arm is a child now? Lmao clusters of cells arent human.

this 2bh
hockey

Awooo

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Cam Atkinson is elite

>24 posts ITT
>2 of them are """"""""""supposed"""""""""" lifelong coyotes fans
doubt

Based canadia

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>watches anime
>has weak genetics
>considers himself a scab upon humanity
Yup everything here checks out

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For me? Why Im glad you asked. Its le Club de hockey Canadien.

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more like Anigay lol

>is retarded
>post retarded posts
>makes retarded and non linear thoughts
Yep everything checks out. Based retard poster.

Real Bangladeshi hours

is a fsjal an anime?

hello /hoc/
hello finland

Kaapo Kakko desu

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Not a life long just moved here 3 years ago from a no NHL team hockey state

no, fsjal is based off the work of an american comic writer and Yea Forums turned it into the form we know and love today

imagine getting triggered at cartoons. Like just get off 4channel.

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Who are you quoting?

go away

post yard

Oh, thank god.

Me

How come animeposters never discuss hockey?
Is it because they are braindead, had no fathers, have weak sperm, marry trannies or women with dead wombs and are poor?

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Your mother
Also welcome to 4channel newfag

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You shouldn't call yourself a retard user. Just because you still watch cartoons into adulthood doesn't mean you won't ever get a job or get laid.

Awoo, motherfucker.
I'm not a Coyotes fan, but I'll cheer them on if they're playing literally anybody but >my team.

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Make me

thinking canes should recite the hit or miss dance for a #stormsurge

Post all your animes

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No
I'm at work

for me its teds loading up at the deadline and missing the playoffs anyways

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don’t have any i’m free of mental illness

>marry women with dead wombs
To be fair, million-dollar NHL superstars do the same thing.

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Frogposting is cancer

that looks western but i'm still gonna fap to it.

Who /playoffbound/ here?

This picture is fucking unholy.

If your so retarded you cant understand that I'm calling YOU retarded then you truly are a lost cause and should be culled for the betterment of humanity. Doubly so for visiting an anime website while getting triggered over anime
Your here so no, no you arent.

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Making some nachos lads

>likes anime
>slippery slope is a fallacy guys srs
>has girl on bc fucking up her hormones (pro-tip: once she gets off bc and her hormones change she she’s gonna leave you, you pudgy faggot)
>lol my kid died, it’s okay though because i’m too much of a manchild to take responsibility for anything other than my anime and video games
wew, kindly >go back

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swedes aren't people

>aho in skates, short skirt and sports bra

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why cant you guys just talk about hockey

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Much bigger bust than pulju

>your so retarded
I'm not the one that jacks off into a sock to children's cartoons.

Here is a pic from the park near my place. Reminder Phoenix is in fact snowbelt

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I have a large penis, jealous lads?

What do we think of Malcom Subban?
Is he /ournigga/?

You know that they're all going to do a mass dab in unison one of these days.

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>bigger bust than pulju

Go ahead. It still triggers the normies who need to gtfo
I've already posted I have a 3d wife who I pump full of jizz daily. Stay angry and forever alone faggot. Girls really hate insecurity.

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Nah mines just under 6" but really thick and my gf likes it ;)

We talk about hockey all the time but sometimes we take time out of our day to make fun of all the fatherless virgins that post cartoon little girls to a hockey forum.
And then we go back to talking about hockey and all the tripfags and animefags and sunbelt fags that can't follow a hockey discussion leave.

Hope he’s supplants pk as the nhl’s housenigger

Fuck you it is
T. Awoo

Sharks

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>black goaltending

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recommend me something to watch on youtube while hockey isnt on

kill yourself

gonna need a time stamp on that

subscribe to pewdiepie

I went to Tucson once to visit my great-grandmother, and it's definitely saguarobelt. Maybe quailbelt.

>carolina hurricanes
>playoffs
pick one

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>normies
>3d wife
Oh this is too easy

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>projecting onto cartoon posters

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>lying on the internet
You faggots finally fuck off and we go back to talking about hockey and posting anime

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Like 3 weeks ago

could you not be a racist piece of shit?

i did ages ago lad

>nobody mentions the wild
>everyone is talking about “them”

dont think you understand what i was asking of you

If you squint those cataract-ridden eyes really hard, maybe you'll be able to read the standings.

Top Gear - Race to the source of the Nile.

What kind of beaver is this?

Reminder /hoc/ is an anime hockey board

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Brody Quest

Okay, you’re either 12 or a 400lb basement dweller, you’re not fooling anyone

>somebody talks about “them”
>nobody mentions the wild

Just listen to this internet radio for TPS-HPK game commentary. 3rd period gonna start soon and Kaapo Kakko finna boutta score a hat trick

hel2-77-86-247-184.ext.nebulacloud.fi:8000/aallot

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>everybody nobody Shannon Canes
>mention Wild Finland somebody anime
>snowbelt Karpart never >rags

Buddy is bringing me top notch pastrami sandwich for lunch lads

yeah, and when i look REALLY close i fail to see an X next to their name, yet you somehow believe they are playoff bound

No I'm just pic related

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potential shall
is this like a d&d thing?
potential shall

>nigger goaltending

>some nobody mentions “them”
>body the wild

Got the animecucks pretty seething ngl.
Feeling pretty productive lads.

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a liar?

Cope harder faggot
Lmao Pittsburgh are bronies

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did you faggots all forget my post?

>/spa/
Baste

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Yes

They had snow and n the ground down there 3 weeks ago we only got it on the outskirts here

>everyone mentions the wild
>nobody remembers “them”

...

I've been trolling my companies slack channel for nearly 2 hours

when i saw it was your post i didn’t even read it in the first place desu

>not even a get

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those are crosbydubs, show some respect

MINNESOTA WILD

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That's because porn has burned holes in your brain and you're now retarded.

*dabs in respect*

>Crosbaby
>Respect

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Hope she has some valid id.

NOT. EVEN. A. GET

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yikes

>somebody mentions the wild
>nobody talking about them

Don’t watch porn m8, I know how bad it is

For me its looney tunes hockey

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>some wild mentions body
>no “them” even talking

only 3 more conditions need to be met and it will be true.
looking likelier and likelier

Sharks and qts

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still has some baby fat on her. I’m calling cps

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*carries the puck into the offensive zone*

2021 first overall

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Enjoy your three day ban

*rail roads you from the blindside*

>sunbelters think you need magic to see the puck

>5'2"
When will they learn?

Funny how even a small tattoo can turn a girl from something you could care for into a trash heap that you just want to abuse with your dicc physically and emotionally

>snowbelters dont use magic

>He was born the year I graduated high school
Really makes you think.

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uhh sweaty when will YOU learn? hockey is for everyone

Sounds like you have more issues than she does desu m8

His game highlights are against people that just started hockey

HES A BUM

aids

Even wizards?

>5’2
he’ll make a great gf for some lucky guy one day

have sex

Yikes you’re right. I skated around people in youth hockey too, once that twink comes to North America for juniors he’ll get seriously hurt

In the esports league

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YOURE A BUM

Stfu virgin lmao

Bulju will never win back to back cups.
Because he's not a good hockey player.

>no u
Lmao pathetic

penguins should acquire bulju so he can win a handful of lees

get the epin joke and everything, but sneaky hasnt won shit

>only virgins have sex
>sunbelt believes in magic
>no one talking about the wild

YOURE BUMS

Hi virgin, cope

this is what PEAK esport performance looks like

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>you'll never have a gf that dresses you up like an anime girl and fucks your brains out

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FUCKING RAGGOT

>revealed himself as virgin
>no you're the virgins
Lmao virgins are so sad

>rags

>"girl"friend

This desu

Getting mad at anime on Yea Forums means
>

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>imagine never having pumped your wife full of children

Worst feel lad

you are currently browsing 4channel weebtard

Those are some impressing digits fren.

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Girls like anime too

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what does this cosplay have to do with anime?

Thanks lad, my healthy not dead offspring think so as well.

GOOD post

226th for Teds

Luigi is not anime

going to heem the next blasphemous heretic i see lads

The same thing that anime has to do with hockey.
AYO

That's Yea Forums but I see your point

You don't even know what anime is 1993

NOOOOOOOOO PETTERSSON IS UNDER A POINT PER GAME. IT'S OVER FOR HIMMMMM

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I’ll heem a god-shaped hole in your heart bucko

still miss laying in bed with her as we joked and laughed after having sex, lads

>no one talking about the wild
>every starts talking about anime

Gayest post I’ve ever read

meet me at the spike

theyll fill your hole in prison

why waste my time when I can pump YOUR wife full of children

not really in the mood to heem anyone besides Sam, Ted, Randy, Doug, and some others but that will have to wait until this summer/off season, i am still working out the details to make cross-continental trip

>they laid in bed after sex
>she laughed at his tiny penis
>he enjoys female comedy

That's a real ouchie bro
>imagine eliminating sexy women from your options because anime.
Pretty sure all you niggers are just gay.

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>Luigi is not anime
Nintendo is Japanese so technically it is.

Cope.

>sticking balloons in your chest

Those look pretty bad

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>why waste my time
Exactly, they're just going to die in your wife's womb anyway.

Every time finland isn’t on screen everyone should ask where’s finland?

Gayest post I've ever read

thinking about becoming a trap and a twitch streamer so i collect shekels from gay autist incel virgins

Super gay

that ship has sailed mate

Ironically right haha

>Sweden (0 mentions)
>Finland (6 mentions)
>tfw have to pay to live in your head while finns live rent free off north amerifat gibs
No one comes close to finns in the art of living off welfare

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>no one talking about the wild

Up too anything cool today, sven?

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Why not just pay yourself?

Sweden

Just the usual, watching an East African fuck my wife with his elephant dick

For me its Sweden > finland

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for me it's posting about my mundane life which is still more interesting than any of yours

>tfw living rent free in finlands head for 100 years
Qutie comfy here, you should join me.

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based and Ålandpilled

Imagine having to beg for (you)'s

almost like begging to be """""neutral""""""

>@ACzarnik7: There's #NoGoodWay to use the r-word - let's eliminate it from use!

absolutely fucking based #respect #BellLetsTalk

Well let's hear it

what is the r-word?

Retard

Thank god you're here I was dying to tell you Finland never won any gold medals

Id heem them both desu

Fuck off retard

raggot

FUCKING RAG IT

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thinking about buying some power extension cables off amazon

>rags

>ooh internet tough guy
Sit down and shut up you turbo nigger

>manlet soiboi doesnt like the word retard
when will they learn

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Clogged my toilet again lads

thiking about buying one of those new Manscaped electric shavers but i cant justify spending $80-100 to trim pubes

You'll double heem each other before you get here dum dums

I'll heem my dick in your girly ass

right here lad
amazon.com/Wahl-Professional-Clipper-Trimmer-8655-200/dp/B001FDKGIW/ref=asc_df_B001FDKGIW/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312065476237&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17542976220252653588&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9030798&hvtargid=pla-522280097039&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=65836846521&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312065476237&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17542976220252653588&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9030798&hvtargid=pla-522280097039

unironically already own one of these

>only shit games tonight

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wait til amazon day they put razors on sale all the time

Then what's the issue? I've had mine for over 7 years and it still works great.

It's an investment in your future.

I’ve had a conair for a good 5-6 years that I bought for $20, attachments 1-8, use it for everything
Haven’t paid for a haircut since I bought it

started watching 30 for 30 big shot

what am i in for

>tfw low key waiting to see Finland get blown out on home ice during the women's world championships
>Sweden facing Japan again
Wew lad

liberal tears

Are finns actually happy, or are they just answering happy on all the surveys. Because finland is also high on suicide. Really makes you think

You wouldn't want to see her sad

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suomi

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>everybody mentions Scandinavia
>nobody talking about the wild

Tanja is far cuter.

finns are happy cause the depressed ones do the rest of the finnish population and kill themself

in american depressed people get fed pharmaceuticals and become a burden on everyone around them

I want to see her tears ruin her overdone makeup desu

First cute Finn I’ve ever seen

SUOMI!

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Kuznetsov on Don Cherry:
>The way he talks, it doesn't make him look good, right? If he thinks he's good, he should check his record when he was coaching in the CHL. That's it. He should shut his mouth

Don Cherrys record with the Mississauga IceDogs when he was part-owner: 16-168-20
Don Cherrys record as a head coach in 01-02: 11-47-10

>nobody mentions Sweden
>still talks about finland

Yuck

I'm so horny and lonely

am american can confirm I dump all my problems on /hoc/

Should I fap or not fap

rent free

dubs and you fap to traps

kuznetov is a lazy overpaid nigger

>nobody talking
>someone mentions the wild

>he should check his record when he was coaching in the CHL
its cherry's fault a new franchise was shit?
lmao
what is kuznetsov's excuse for taking 6 season to win a cup?

>another day of arguing in /hoc/

at least it isnt /pol/ crap again

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Yes but do it porn free.
Imagination only.

>singles
No traps
Now should I fap at all?
Evens I do odds i dont

trump is a retard

Canada: the proud owner of a suicide capital of the world
theglobeandmail.com/opinion/editorials/globe-editorial-the-unspoken-problem-in-pikangikum/article35798480/

It's a TV interview dumb incel

well, that's kind of a terrible comeback, he won a cup. Thats enough. Period, end stop. Most players in the league don't get to play in a final, or even the 2nd round of the playoffs. But ya, grapes is still right here, the bird makes him look like a fucking idiot. That's a move you bring out once or twice, you can't really keep doing it.

racist. he has a point

last 2 digits is who wilson kills this postseason
next 2 is how many games he gets

Shant

good to know that getting dragged to a stan lee means you can shit talk everyone else who has touched hockey

Hopefully Alberta's days as a major player on the world oil market are finished

It doesn't, but saying "it took him 6 years to win a cup" as some sort of insult is still retarded

>12 goals 20 assists
I hate that lazy faggot as much as the next guy but let's not pretend he got carried

nothing like using an opinion piece to push a narrative

macleans.ca/news/canada/canada-home-to-the-suicide-capital-of-the-world/

Why so many regular Finnish HF Boards users type like they got M from English

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I thought I was the only one here

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>couldn't do in 44 what the flyers did in 6

wow you read a lot of editorial pieces about drunk chugs

wut

Thinking about driving to the beer store lads

be in denial dumb fuck

kek why so angry pekka?
somebody piss on your sauna rocks?

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Manitoba is a shithole, this is a well established fact in /hoc/ already

based "The Hills Have Eyes" desert mutant vegas fans

rule of /hoc/

Tits>>>>ass

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I say go for it

your last article is from 2012. you have been studying on drunk chugs for half a decade now? thats some dedication.

>not living in walking distance of the beer store
>not proudly walking down the street with a case of beer in each hand while eyeing qt's and flexing

...

can i be an honorary yotes fan if they make the ploffs?

>somebody menions tits
>nobody talking about wild

itdepends

There is no such thing as a qt chug, Sam. and the only thing you're flexing is a gun so you don't jumped for those beers

Getting the grade Magna Cum Laude from matriculation examination in English is a meme implying the person is not fluent in English

It started with someone asking for subtitles for a breaking bad episode

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what type of craft beer do you buy?

There used to be a liquor store less than a mile from my apartment. Now it’s a church.

ok

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DUDE

Fuck craft beer, just get Canadian or Bud for the Jays

>living within walking distance of anything
Fuck the city, I have half an acre of property just outside it. Very peaceful

This is almost 2017
aptnnews.ca/2016/09/28/pikangikum-first-nation-suffering-from-3-youth-suicides/

>half an acre
Lmao nice front lawn retard

laine got some fortnite in today

weed

based, do you make your zoomer kid mow the lawn?

What

No kids yet I’m 25 years young

Hahaha retard

I swear to god laine is gonna score on >us tomorrow

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>laine
>scoring

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Enjoy paying mr shekelbergstein every month for that smelly cold apartment in cracktown USA

based and, dare I say, tardpilled

your tiny yard is tiny user

>wojakposting

My shed is probably bigger than your apartment

I make my redpilled zoomer son do chores erry week

he had a goal in his last game

>her
>xy
user...

I live in a 90% white town nigger. Keep bragging about your front yard as if it’s a lot, though.

Does he wipe your ass

And my house is bigger than your entire property. Learn what is and is not brag-worthy

my boat is bigger than your house kiddo

It’s a lot compared to an inner city crack shack which is what the conversation was about you smelly hillbilly

My dick is bigger than your boat, bucko

No but he cleans the cat shit box

I don't live in an apartment

Sure hope you aren't still onboard.

>has McDonald’s
>Brags about it to the bum on the curb

bet you haven't even jumped off it into the middle of the ocean

matched with a hongcouver fan on a dating app and gonna tell her how much i love big burly beastly based brock burger blasting bardown blueline bomb boeser

that'd be based

smart move

>/hoc/ - Properties and Assets

>has nothing
>is so insecure about it that any mention of someone else owning something is interpreted as bragging

>brags about a half acre
Damn does it even have grass on it?

/hoc/ ranch when?

>I-I'm slightly less of a loser than y-you!
Wew ploffs can't start soon efuckingnough

>her

Kind of want a shamrock shake lads

Don't go into this unprepared, user.

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I'd be happy to own half an acre at 25 tbqh.

then just lie about it on the internet

I own more land than this entire thread combined

I lied on the internet once and felt bad at about it

I rent a modestly sized house in a white neighborhood. Hoping to escape the rentjew sometime next year when I have some more money saved up.

Just bout a half acre lads. Only 23 years young.

I own a whole acre at 22. Where did you fuck up exactly?

None of this happened or is going to happen

based eminent domain bro

that knee injury at 21 ended my career

spent a year traveling on my boat. jumped off it a few times in the middle of the ocean too.

I had a knee injury at 17 and still managed

But have you jumped off it

>in my 30s
>still haven't bought a house
This is the year I finally stop living in a one bedroom apartment.

Islanders fan here

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I had a knee injury at 8 and still bought 2 acres by 16

who the FUCK invited ål*nd?

>renting
cuck

That's what I said the last 5 years ;-;

>cuck
reddit

Shut up sunbelter

But can your ranch see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

i got about 4.20 acres lol im only 18 btw

Aland is more welcome here than Sweden is.

>mad
>at the sun
your tiny frost bitten dick is showing

>redditt
cuck

today, i will remind them.

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NHL's newest franchise: The Seattle _______

Aland=Based
Sweden=Based

Finland=not good

Shitcocks

trannies

>90% white town
oh no no no no

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It made sense when I wasn't going to be living in a city for more than a couple years. Now I probably won't be moving ever again.
Don't give up, I'm looking forward to the .33 acres that constitute a narrow triangle giving me less space than I'd like between me and my neighbords, property taxes to fund ever-increasing welfare programs, broken main lines, and 15 years of mortgage payments. You can do it.

Shannons

Mines 90% white with 30,000. Nice hick town tho

Seethees

when will they learn

prove it cuck

Acres of land

Nobody invited you cuckqueen

why is there that dark area in china?

...

i wonder what seattle posters will be like

I want the whole 9 yards. Cities are shit I'd rather live in da woods.

That’s the area that’s got the 1000 Years of Darkness curse going on

you should know, you're a local

That's the Shadow Realm next to K2.

thanks for the invite

Anyone else thinking about food right now?

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your country is barely even relevant enough to be on the chart

Nobody invited you

Is hockey a food?

>yfw there is a farm in australia larger than belgium
>yfw a chinese company bought it

the sun never actually rises that far north

The Seattle Spiders

I just ate a bar of Villars, and I'm grilling hamburgers tonight.

I did

Kaapo Kakko desu

Xheattle Dickgirls

stfu virgin

yes I have the flu so I can't eat fucking anything

based

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Seattle Sphincters

lmao strengthen your immune system faggot

Seattle Space Niggers from Outer Gay

yes ma'am

Seattle Sugma

seattle amazon primes

We are all frens here.

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Seattle Bettman Babbies

Seattle Soiboys

Seattle Dilators

got a good post lined up for Friday. stay tuned

gonig to be saying the r word next thread

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=vnpdz1ZT0Pg

absolutely /r/_/hoc/

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left > right
you're are fag if disagree

hockey tonight

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They're both horrid.

This

Get your fucking eyes examined

>not wanting a soft chubby cuddly bearrette

>if you don't like fat chicks you're a fag
at least you'd make it in America

Fucking blegh.
Slender or nothing.

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gonna make the next /hoc/

can I be a honorary burger then?

Imagine the smell

yes welcome

It better be a caniac thread or else

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>no ass
>no tits
Pass

no frogposters in the next thread, and it isnt a caniac thread

Agreed.

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don’t worry about it lads, I already have the next thread in the catalog and I’m just waiting for this one to hit 500 to post the link

S T I C C

Just checked and you're actually lying. I guess I might have to step up and make it.

did you search for /nhl/?

I make the best threads but I’m sitting this one out also FUCK caroliniggers

Also not there. Wouldn't have counted if it was. This is /hoc/, after all.
Not to worry, lads. I've stepped up and made one. Shall post it at 500, as is custom.

may as come out as gay user, thats a 13 year old boy

Business idea: /hoc/ acres

end of thread reminder that marijuana IS recreational.

Need a Bulju reminder.

End of thread reminder stoners should kiss an oncoming train

new

on-time new

I thought that Canada provided free ophthalmology.

hmm

/hoc/ is a canes AKA gay and bad at hockey general

>/hoc/ is a canes
well >we were technically relocated to 4channel so this checks out.

gayconsins