Would a full-body hypnotic tattoo be effective in no-gi combat sports?
Pic related is the best I could find but you get the idea. Some optical-illusion-like tattoo that would fuck with the opponent's perspective and depth would IMO be a pretty significant advantage, especially if it extends all the way to the face and around the whole head too.
Would a full-body hypnotic tattoo be effective in no-gi combat sports?
Jaxson Peterson
Grayson Ross
Or perhaps one could tattoo his whole body like those prototype cars get wrapped, so that the opponent would have trouble seeing his exact anatomy.
Or even better, if a fighter tattooed himself to look exactly like the octagon cage fence, he could just get close to the sides and camouflage himself.
But I think this would be too effective and it would get banned pretty quickly.
Sebastian White
tattoo a face on the back of your head so he never knows if you’re looking at him or you could tattoo feet on your knuckles so he thinks it’s a kick
Landon Scott
This is genius.
You can even go as far as tattooing an entire front torso on your back (abs, pecs, nipples, etc) and tattoo a back on your front.
Xavier Sanchez
They tried this in the military on their ships
It was called razzle dazzle and it did fuck all
Brayden Gutierrez
What about instead of inverting front and back you inverted up and down?
Tattoo your face to look like shorts, and wear shorts with a face on them.
This could very well make Capoeira the next big thing.
Ryan Garcia
you could tattoo the opponents face onto your face so he’d be reluctant to hit you
Connor Reed
should have thought of a less homosexual name
Alexander Morris
Or you could kill the world champion's son's face over yours and always keep it covered with makeup so that nobody sees it.
As soon as the fight between you and him gets decided kill his son, and when the fight happens don't cover your tattoos and tell him it was you who killed the kid.
His rage will make him cripple you, so you'll be able to sue him for millions and be set for life.
Now you have a ton of money and you can just stop being a cripple because MMA is fake anyway and he never actually crippled you.
Oliver Lee
This only fooled tigers for a short while
Gavin Barnes
>mfw americans call razzle dazzle "dazzle camoflague"
Zachary Howard
It would have unironically been highly effective if they tried it out centuries before. By WWI the technology was good enough to allow for some error when approaching a ship (torpedos, longer ranged guns). Imagine how devastating it would be to have difficulty tracking a ships heading in the age of sail. You couldn't just make up for it with power to the engines.
Angel Cox
did your parents drop you when you were a baby and you fell on your head?
Nolan Parker
based italian intellectual
Gabriel Johnson
you could tattoo a hundred dollar bill on your foot and say hey you dropped something then uppercut him
Levi Kelly
you could tattoo glasses on your face because nobody would hit a guy with glasses
Hudson Baker
you could tattoo a tic-tac-toe on your face and invite him to play while he fumbles around marking the center x you knock him out
Lucas Hughes
you could tattoo your fingers to look like scissors and when you get him down you could pretend to cut his hair, demoralizing him
Jason Price
>put drops of lsd on gloves
>jab like crazy
>opponent trips out in round 2
>bites my face off
>win by dq
>mfw
Gavin Anderson
What if you transplanted holographic projectors in your hands to make the opponent think you can do kamehamehas?
Jackson Martin
It's not the same thing, as it has a different goal than that of my idea.
Ryan Lee
you could tattoo a gun on your hand then tell your opponent if he doesn’t concede you’ll shoot him. If he tries to bluff, shoot him with the real gun you’ve got concealed in your trunks.
Josiah Bennett
They also tried this in the military on humans. It's called "camouflage" and it's very effective.