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Sexyama
This is the thread
I could 3 round split decision every fatty in this thread
>You now remember Denis Kang
I would fool the judges with my octagon control and lay n pray
Yeah
Choi is the most overrated fighter ever. could even beat cuck canson
How could he be overrated if everyone says he sucks??? Real peach of a take there, b
Choi bless
Chrissy
he just needs to learn defense on the feet honestly, he has a chin tho
Me in the back with the sick chest tattoo
the beginning of an unexpected yet beautiful broship
Is Stun Gun still fighting? He just kinda disappeared
He looks like such a nice boy. The kind of guy you'd want your sister to date.
all koreans look like nice boys
>brother user dooho just beat the shit out of me and broke my nose because I looked at another man
what do?
Give the hardest hitting 145er a call
user, I..
Looks like his first day of school
this guy would be better tbqh
>MMA
>Real sport
>pillowfist
>real fighting
What
>replying to the Caneloposter
DON'T
Friendly heeminder that Gooby is innocent and this is yet another in a long line of attempted character assassinations against the GOAT
the anglo-jewish media simply can not stand to see an Irish boy doing good
If Nnganou did this would he knock the octagon wall down?
>the way he runs into the cage headfirst
There is a video of a basketball player doing something similar to a padded goal and it paralyzed him for life.
>Believing anything published by the MSM
Not even once
he died like a year ago
One silly celebration and your life is literally over. It's tough man
>MMA fighters trying to box
Can we please get serious about Michelle Waterson's brap for a second?
Chad
She’s got shrek feet so it’s a no from me dawg
*heems shang tsung*
Which one of you did Schaub ABSOLUTELY DESTROY?
Based
how about some actual good fights for UFC rochester
why isn't gregor gillespie on this card
She doesn't really do much for me, and I typically like Asians.
Busy catching fish
>good fights
>Gregor Gillespie
I'd rather watch a fighter I've never heard of who had the potential to be exciting than a fighter I already know is boring as fuck.
he would literally be nothing without rogan
he grew up 15 minutes from the arena where the card is happening my friend
friendly reminder that John Danaher does not respect the tap
lmfao they all have that same retarded face of his, even the baby
he would be taller and stronger than you
hey boys, tuning into my bro joey rogan and LEARNING about mma and all its intricacies
lionheart has a very dominant genotype
/heem/inder Dodson was robbed against Moraes
Bigg Rigg vs GSP robbery of the century
Lmao, you right
>tfw even hues make fun of Americans mutt ass
Just restart the whole country already or give it over to Israel, at least those niggas could finish the wall
>no face
>no tits
>not even an ass
I hope Amanda at least has a mean foot game
Did a single one of her genes make it through to the children?
Wow
>TJ pops -> 0 white champions
>Till heemed by manlet spic #1
>Wonderboy heemed by manlet spic #2
the past few weeks have been an utter embarrassment for the white race
when will we restore our past glory? who will be our next GSP? the niggers have a 3 champion lead on us WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SPORT
very talented fighter, i request to see more of her portfolio.
Who wins /heem/ Prime Sakuraba or Prime Anderson Silva? It seemed like Silva had trouble with Japanese submission wrestlers, albeit these were before his prime. Could Sakuraba have submitted Anderson in the octagon what bout in Pride rules?
Never seen this angle of Askren getting slept by Lawler, it's very interesting to say the least. In many ways they both slept soundly that night.
heems rule everything around me
heem the get the money
dolla dolla bills yall
What the heck did I miss guys, also I'm seeing that the sexual assault shit was real after all?
>What the heck did I miss guys
imgur.com
based ameribro giving me a quick rundown that matters
>Paulie vs Lobov
I can't wait for the memes
probably Sakuraba
Jacare sleeps soon
wrong he would be champ if it weren't for rogan publicly shaming him into retirement
too pure for a fap leak
Cyborg will beat Nunes in the rematch, trust me.
Which angle?
She literally did a gang bang in high school
There's an angle I never seen from the right side, it's clear Askren was out. We have the Bong to thank for this.
>skip to 2:00
youtu.be
If Jon Jones were to lose what would be the most likely scenario?
Illegal DQ finish
literally pettis vs wonderboy
DC wins the second rematch
If they fight again it will be the rematch, Jones only has 1 win over him.
We all agree that Barboza is going to get his ass beaten handily right?
I'm sorry to say Justin is getting permaflushed
It shows nothing. Robbie controlled his far hand so he couldn't defend or turn. Askren legit survived and was fine.
I don't think Barboza historically has fought well going backwards. How do you see him winning?
Except there was no movement with with face whatsoever no reaction, he was legit out.
Barboza is going to land a memekick on Justin's forehead
Pettis was never flushed
I don't think barboza is gonna do shit and I haven't picked a fight wrong in over four years
Why do people pretend that snowballing effect isn't real. Your show is either bigger than ever or it basically doesn't exist
Some big guy who can wrestle and tries to hit you non stop. Basically Velasquez at lhw.
I kinda feel this one will go like Barboza-Dariush
Listen, it'll either be the kick he landed on Lee or the one that grazed Khabib. Justin can't hang with Barboza
>Velasquez at lhw
retarded. he would heem cains knee immediately.
Cain is now a luchador, he went full Nacho Libre
Justin is a good boxer with a style that Barboza can't handle. I think you're a victim of marketing. You'll never win bets like this.
I disagree but I agree. Barboza finna get heemed. Bet the granny flat.
>Justin is a good boxer
Stopped reading there, Justin's way of winning is fucking up Edson's legs with kicks, problem is Barboza is better with kicks and won't have to worry about getting taken down because Gaethje is retarded.
>sentence is 56% English
>expects me to understand it
Obviously you're right but I completely disagree
You've seen Nacho libre right? I'm sure you can figure the rest out
knowledge is power and you're dumb as a rock boi. I heem you f a s t
I'll be around when Edson's hand gets raised. Will you?
no because I'll still be in reality you dumb bitch
You're going to be so fucking pissed when Justin gets heem'd
barbonga takes it
No I won't
>he was legit out
oh for sure, i haven't seen someone out like that since MJ vs Khabib
Ben Askren got robbed not Lawler.
how?
Robbie won the story
Askren vs Ferguson is the only logical fight for numerous reasons
Does generalization even exist in English? Every time I post how Cain is a cardio beast people don't understand and believe I am talking about right here, right now.
Same as Lee vs Chiesa, if the ref had just waited a few more seconds the fights over no questions asked. But because the ref makes the fighter stop the submission early it gives people an excuse. Obviously Ben isn't going to do the rematch when if he just squeezed a couple more seconds it's a clean win. Now fighters have an excuse when they duck.
is this the dog thread?
yes
Her bush extends like 9 inches out in each direction holy moly
Only Jones can beat Jones
Now that's just adorable.
Based Dana
Based Chuck
Based MTV
>tfw saw this video in recommendations today
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Don't forget.
>gets dq
>JJ does the same and only gets two points deduction
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Did Gooby actually assault a woman or what
>"weeell, lost the decision, won the fight"
>*sip*
how long until we can watch walker get heemed by jbj?
Would you take the DQ? Your entire life and career would be a lie. I'd rather lose than turn into a very publically known meme.
Never. JBJ has evolved past KOs and submissions. Now he just wants to hurt and humiliate people as much as he can for 25 minutes.
Based.
this might actually be true,except for dc,he will murk him again
>He'd heem every here and Americans twice on Sundays
I want him to go to nightclubs in LA. just so the locals fuck with him and he clears out the whole club
johnny walker. jones is a cutbabby who struggles any time he can't bully people with reach and/or height, and JW is basically a more aggressive, taller, stronger jones with literally nothing to lose
i can also see Rockhold putting it on him at 205
tushyraw when
I've beat my dick to hotter brazilian trannies this
I fucking hate this idiot. The day his special drops and everybody trashes it is going to be euphoria, b.
>C-Conor will be j-jailed..... THIS time!
>c-co-conor
>stop raping those slags
do you think he did it?
How aggressive Masvidal was in that fight, why doesn't he always fight like that?
Unironically:
Is Cyborg trans?
probably. he is a monkeyman with no morals who knows he can do whatever he wants and get away with it
based.
wait are you actually this retarded?
actual trannies are less manly LMFAO
Valbong is also a tripfag on /r9k/
A what in the what now?
and that's a good thing
Would you rather watch Jones Vs Walker or Jones Vs Stipe?
who wore it better?
How long before Shaub becomes irrelevant? Or are we stuck with him for the rest of his life?
Cain is a lucha libre now, and Connor is not going to retire.
heeminder barboza is heeming this fucking goof
WTF? Anthony Smith is black?
Khabib might be Muslim but he is Russian as well. Also Poirier soon TM.
Gastelum, Whittaker?
Leave Rose to me!
Tony flushed barbozo
Khabib is close
Whittaker has an asiatic mother
Fatstelum is an anchor babby and obviously a visible sp*c manlet
CTE'd sperg was losing until the illegal kick, Barboza unironically wins the rematch
and RDA was poked pretty bad in the eye. I love Sperguson but most of his wins have some controversy.
What about pic related?
Did anyone else think Leon should not have made that last tweet? His brain cells are dwindling quicker than his career
>he was legit out
he was motionless for less than 1 second while in slow motion. What the fuck are you on about? Robbie lost, it was a bad call by Herb, but it's over. Let it go. Move on.
based
Is this the thread?
She looks like BO
What is going on /heem/ i love you all
It took Ortega 3 rounds to beat Tavares
If you wouldn't fuck Cyborg then you're gay
jones also soccer kicked anthony before doing that illegal knee lmao
Tony, Khabob and Lee all gave Barboza hellish beatings. His chin has got to be compromised at this point
No
I don't know why I watched that shit but he be seeeething hard about the three piece thing lmao
What should I expect from my first boxing class?
You will never make it. Just give up
I agree with him. It's pointless to even look at the youtube comments on any mma related videos.
Shadow boxing in back of the room
Why you hev to be mad my negro? You prob made that video
yo my guy what is that song it sounds dope with the godfellas scene
Source
it's called being dead in the eyes
Canelo would kill Max, Khabib, and Marty, and Bobby.
I'm not mad and not it's not my video; it's just something I noticed
Boxing isn't a real sport
fight of the night bonus should be breeding the thickest nigress in the audience desu
engage /heem/
HERB! CALL IT! HURRY! CALL IT NOW!
is that joanna on the right?
>no one would have cared if herb called here
>calls it when robbie isnt even out
lmao based ref
ja
the chad hotboxin with mike tyson vs the virgin joe rogan experience
>went 8-10 in a job interview today
As if this year I'm 0-1 in job applications. Currently in the 3rd round with my current fight. Video interview almost heemed me
>Video interview almost heemed me
Went for the old "formal top with no pants" game plan?
do you think she likes video games + pizza
>given behavioral questionnaire to fill in before interview starts
>answer honestly
>interviewer reads it briefly
>asks me to leave
Tried being honest for once, same result
Just google her name and "gang rape". Note she's calling it rape now, in other words she regretted it after the fact, prolly her hubby shamed her for it.
we should all be so lucky
did you masturbate before the interview?
>apply for job
>exhibit fantastic experience and skills in resume
>great performance in the interview
>easily blitz through the assessment
>lose the decision
Hot
affirmative action is a beast of a peach, my guy
You won the story my guy
Will Tony ever fight in the UFC again?
your boy got bullied and made to cry in front of millions of people
sit the fuck down, losers
In Russia, the entire mma community expects Vyacheslav Datsik's fight against Artem Tarasov. Former prof fighter against blogger. The difference in weight is 2!!! times! 150kg vs 75kg. Datsik, this is the fighter who inflicted the first defeat on Andrei Orlovsky. That's how we live.
Sticking with a boy through a humiliating loss is what makes us heemuns, and separates us from redditics.
Why you gotta be mean? He isn't even here right now :/
This is KEY
You need as much test as fuckin possible for these kinds of situations.
Thiago Santos?
he will end the jon meme
Will you be a witness?
Niggas REALLY thought this ugly Jason Voorhees looking motherfuker could beat Max lmao
As a general rule I don't give a shit about a fight until there's been a press conference confirming it
>Jon wins
>DC seethes
>Stipe wins
>DC seethes
You had my curiosity now you have my attention
I'm sure Jones cares about your opinion
fuck yeah
Hopefully Matt Hughes descends even further into barbarism
>WWs keep beating MWs
>LWs beating WWs
>FWs beating LWs
>FlWs beating BWs
Imagine that boy just runnin wild through the forest in nothing but a loincloth
I disagree
it's almost like extreme weight-cutting is not the answer
Actually an insane fight
Khabib should fight at middle weight
super heavyweight*
Could we get some worse faces on these animals k thx
Jones will toy with Stipe, Thiago Santos instead.
>ko'd by toilet branch
Is stipe actually 6'4?
Didn't Stipe get ko'd by Struve?
Struve is a legit weapon of God. Thankfully for us he is wielded with relative mercy.... For the time being.
early herb stoppage, he was just about to secure the single-leg
>Westerners will never experience male bonding because they are so worried about homosexual.
>in Dagestan, we have no homosexual. We are free to enjoy male companionship.
I'm jealous, lads. That is true friendship.
Stipe is flushed.
>we are not gay, we just like to suck dicks and get buttfucked
kod by struve in 2012, thiago was ko'd by toilet branch in 2018
Honestly I’m trying to figure out how any of Jones’ opponents beat him.
>Stipe
legs kicked to death
>Thiago
absolutely mogged by reach/distance
>Yoel
gasses, gets pieced up in later rounds, takedowns stuffed
>Rockhold
gadooshed
>Reyes
not ready just lost to Oezdemir
>Walker
hype train only beat bums
>Corey Anderson
lol
>Israel
lol
Struve could KO anyone if he had a heart
This is exactly what I'm talking about.
They see some lads having fun in a bath, but westerners gotta make it gay. I want what they have.
Santos was ko'd in a weightclass 20 pounds lighter. Stipe was ko'd in the division he went on to be champ in.
You could just move to LA and hang with Rogan
cringe
omg im luterlly cringing so hard rite now xd !!!
I’ll take a bath with you bro
cringe
Sure thing gayboy
I invented toilet till
>>Yoel
>gasses, gets pieced up in later rounds, takedowns stuffed
I think you'd be surprised.
rockhold has a good chance but unironically
even prime Rockhold just has an okay chance
JUST era Rockhold does not survive past round three
you know bones would never do anything like that nor does he have the power
Cockhold heems Jon in the 2nd
Jones KO’d DC buddeh
What about this?
J U S T
Won't outstrike Jones, won't outwrestle him
I still remember the sound...
Bisbong standing game is miles away from Jon, that's why he is a hofamer and Jon not
>heemed on the fence both times
What does this mean?
Luke is going to lose to Blachowicz kek
I think you'd be surprised
Rockhold wins the Bisping trilogy desu
Bisping already heemed him in a sparring session.
For me, it's using martial arts to compensate for my lack of confidence.
Branch would knockout Jones, Jones can't box and he's got no fucking chin. Doesn't deal well with pressure either.
Rockhold is better than Jones though, way better on the ground. LHW division doesn't really compare to MW.
fair point
>Jones fighting at HW
the end for DC is near
I haven't watched Stipe fight in a while so my memory is fuzzy of Stipe's style. Boxing and ground£ mostly with some rudimentary wrestling and clinching?
I agree. Rockhold is better than Jones at sleeping on the ground
>JONES AGAINST MUGUMBA, DATS DA FAKIN SEED
>OH YOU THINK HE JUST TAKES DOG DROPS AND (((THEY))) LET IT SLIDE? LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING JOYROGEN, WHEN I WAS IN JAIL THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO NAFFIN YOUKNOAMSAIN'?
>FUCKING MUGUMBO OR WHATEVA DA FUCK GOT HIS SOUL CRUSHED BY THAT BLACK MUTHAFUCKA THAT DIDN'T THROW A SINGLE PUNCH? AND NOW THAT GUY GOT DROPPED BY DOS SANTOS? DOS SANTOS HAS BEEN IN PERENAESE FUCKING TRANNIES UP THE ASS, THOSE ASSES SMELL TREMENDOUS...
>THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, IT'S ALL A FUCKING ACT AND ALL YOU BUYING IT, JD FUCKING S, BONES GONNA TAKE A DIVE, MUGUMBO GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING THING NOW DAT MCGREGA IS OUT. AND THEY WILL HAVE THE WHOLE FUCKING HW DIVISION STACKED. LIKE MY POCKETS IN 1993 JOYROGEN. IT'S GONNA BE PRIDE HW HIGHLAITS ALL OVA AGAIN. STIPE, MUGUMBO, JONES, DC, JDS, VOLKOV, BLAYDES. HEADS BE FLYING OUT OF FUCKING ARENA LIKE LEE FLIES INTO SPACE WHEN I GIVE HIM STAR OF DEATH. THEY WILL CLOSE LHW, NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA
>OH MAN I JUST HAD A PANICK ATTACK
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good post
w-wow
>Let me tell ya something, that Nguyou, Magumbo, whatever the fuck, let me tell ya something: I wouldn't even let him blow out the candles at my fuckin birthday party. Feel me?
buh-buh-buh-based
If Stipe beats Jon(lol) he gets nothing. If Stipe loses he gets nothing. Stipe should just retire he already sounds like he has CTE
it’s really a pit of a peach of an impression, b
silence
it’s a great fight you mongrel shut your mouth
If Stipe beats Jon he goes down as the GOAT, no questions asked.
>Losing to struve
>Losing to a lhw
Stipe got lucky he is in a talentless division and all he had to do was be moderately well rounded and conditioned in order to be champ
Kelvin Gastelum will decision Israel.
>cormier
>lhw
Real quick b, y'Brendan Schaub?
someone has to say it at this point
fuck niggers
100% based
what about jannies?
Man, I’m hyped already
I deadlift 225 and could heem every single person itt
Absolutely based
pls be in stones
*pulls guard in front of you*
Prime /heem/ heems /hoc/
odds for McGregor’s future endeavors.
>Fight in the WWE: 3/2 (+150)
>Return to MMA: 3/1 (+300)
>Return to Boxing: 4/1 (+400)
>Get arrested: 10/1 (+1000)
>UFC Commentary role: 12/1 (+1200)
>Actor: 12/1 (+1200)
>Open a Bar: 12/1 (+1200)
What is /heem/ taking?
How about /ligamx/
a couple of you are probably ok but it's readily apparent how lifelessly autistic 95%+ of you are holy shit it's physically painful reading your posts you've got nothing going on upstairs
We need NotePad back, I miss his autistic library of subs and heems.
Ill go with jail time
Every peach starts with a single seed
What about downstairs?
mobile.twitter.com
Good midcard banger
Cub Swanson has always been a bum
>heem thinking Rockhold would ever have a good chance against Jones
Has anime brainrot finally spread here, too? Jones is a vastly better striker and has vastly better wrestling. Rockhold has a minor advantage in jiu jitsu, that's it.
Jones would beat him easily.
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unbased
>Dana White: We’re looking at Jorge Masvidal vs Ben Askren because Leon Edwards is ranked too low
mmamania.com
What a stupid fucking fight
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Feel free to suggest additions and I will vet them.
Rockhold has all the tools my guy
>fight in the wwe
Please never type this again
what a sad attention whore
Dana wants Ben Askren to be champ.
He might hate him but he's a businessman and Ben Askren is the smartass asshole of the Conor brand.
That's good for marketability.
The new bolt-on melons make her look even sloppier, somehow.
Your guys, not our guys.
Boomer OUT
If Conor fights in the WWE I will genuinely heem myself in the mouth with a bullet.
>Rousey and Lesnar already went that route
please dear mother of god, no
please
finland
BASED MASVICAN FINNA GET WRESTLEFUCKED
>ranked too low
>has no problem moving up someone outside the top 10 to fight for a belt
Oh Dana
>crying because someone wants to make money by pursuing other things
You must have abandonment issues
i havent watched mma in about a year can anyone give me some recent JUST BLEED fights?
Lewis/Ngannou
francis ngannou versus derrick lewis
starting the Askren diet today lads
I just want to remind you that every post you make here will be archived forever. One day Yea Forums will be studied as a part of history. That is us (mostly me) making history with every post.
ngannou vs lewis
If both of them weren't holding back, Ngannou would have won
>implying humans won't be completely wiped out by 2031
needs time for a full cycle and flush
The only one getting flushed is stipe.
Dustin never beat Eddie .
Feels bad for Stiopic, heemed by the natty goat last summer, going to be heemed by the juicy goat this summer.
Will Jon bring back eyepokes for his HW debut?
Dustin never beat Max.
*dabs*
DC exposed stipe with them. Would be foolish for Jon not to.
didnt say he wouldnt be
just pointing out the fact Jones needs to do a full cycle of whatever ped the ufc has developed for him and then give it enough time to flush out of his system so there's only a few picograms left before they have a fight
JDS vs Ngannou is the fucking fight.
>there are people who think cuckold who unironically beat jbj
>wanting JDS to die
you’re using unironically incorrectly
But his taaahp game, b
>cuckold
Did you see pic with the outline of his dick? More like Luke Cockhold. He's a prime white bull, user.
I haven’t, post it
JDS heems Francis, Jon and DC in that order
wouldnt ytou have less test after spanking it
*Overheads you behind the eye*
Nothin persanel kid
So are we team Stipe or team Jon? Neither of them are reddit.
Coral?
Finally back brother
post nut clarity interviews are the fastest way to a title shot
high test interviews will get you a fight night co-main MAX
I only support white fighters, so team Jon
I invented coral springs
Where did you go?
PRove it. Get b8dd into making offtopic posts and banned. That is something onlynthe real coral would do.
3 month vacation
I did 3 days ago on my first day back lol
hunred persen some of us are peaches some are corals, but we’re still all a nice shade of orange round here, b
it’s a METAPHOR, b
Ngannou KO’s Jon
I literally LOL @ how much Jon makes plebbit seethe.
I’m asking for a friend - are there any anime which include realistic martial arts and grappling?
Baki
How about this time you don't brag about ban evading, you low IQ dumb fuck?
Calm down there pal, no need to speak like that.
Based
american blacks let african blacks win
Min mom tells me I’m like goku
Goku is a dead beat dad who exploited his death to avoid raising his son
I'm sorry, I just missed you so fucking much man
and I've missed you guys like you wouldn't believe. It's been a dark past couple weeks.
You really think you could fucking heem me? Really?
>girl he stopped texting rejects him
>dropped out of school
>can't even sell a house to save his life
Tell me about it
>>girl he stopped texting rejects him
Sorta.
>>dropped out of school
Nope.
>>can't even sell a house to save his life
Don't remind me.
Is it even possible to be happy living in Broward County?
What school do you go to? Please don't say FAU.
That's the most cringe schaub picture ever taken
It's not easy, but it's possible.
Then I won't say it.
Explain
>le ebin heem personalities!!! :D
spic related more like
>its a boutique tattoo parlor, he only opens after 10 pm
>it took four hours because he wanted to make sure the text was correct
>what? Tiger totally looks like you
Dis nigga wearing the same jacket lmao how poor is magoomba?
>yfw someone is larping as “le epin coral”
>yfw there never even was a coral it was all a bunch of different people posting the same memes
>yfw multiple people think they’re coral
Your wife would literally leave you, the house, the kids, and everything else for one (UNO (1)) night of raw passion with Ngumbo.
don't wife a gross thot
>your wife
pretty sure you meant "I", my guy
Nope.
>gross thot
Let's see your wife.
Things only a BBC can do
Major upgrade from Ronda.
my wife's also a gross thot, I'm speaking from experience gentlemen
Its not Joanna's fault Tiger is gay AND has genetic CTE. That is from Schaub's side.
>be the most successful former football player and UFC fighter to have multiple podcasts
>settle for this
at least he gets to plow Callen
I know. Its ALMOST like they dont only use their hands to strike, but must also learn to use elbows, knees and kicks. And wrestling. And grappling.
Their boxing will NEVER be as good as a real boxer. But would still wipe the floor with boxers in a MMA fight ofc.
>that ass
you got memed son
the lord returns soon ready sacrifices for him
>there are cazzies in this thread who don't shadowbox all the time
sickening stuff
classic case of not brown enough
Pathetic how you still have your Tiger folder, did you know that I would come back?
>not practicing spinning back kicks in the shower
they're never going to make it
Me and my friend like to practice BJJ in the shower
Fuck you I was about to post the same
>Cody would be fighting for the belt right now if only he didn't bang
Breaking: Jon Jones, Thiago Santos and Amanda Nunes, Holly Holm title fights are verbally agreed to headline UFC 239 on July 6 in Las Vegas.
espn.com
My favorite UFC fighter is ranked middleweight Elias Theodoroux. I don't like him for his style or his outside the cage antics (including his awesome reaction videos). Rather, I like Elias the most because of his unerring respect for women and feminist causes.
that's the seed you fucks. pretty happy about this one
>see you in the title fight HenGOD Cejudo
Based.
How many title fights is Holly going to fucking get?
So, Jons calculations say he shoudn't pulse at July
JUST
who cares we need Conor back.
This guy looks ready for co-main!
Schaub used to be so hot before he took the bogpill
>tfw no TIDLE SHYAT
Round 3 Yoel is a meme for a reason. He COULD KO the shit out him then. But Id put Jones as a big betting fave.
I wonder if Nganu could beat him. He could be outwrestled, but the size difference might make it work.
Thug nasty
Active Aldo also known as 3 round Aldo, retirement Aldo, male pattern baldness Aldo
Eh... Covington? That tryhard? And Greg Hardy sucks. Otherwise its deent.
Woodley v Lawler 2 - the fight nobody wants to see!
Wow two completely different angles and diferent lighting
Idunno about that kind of slobberknocking. But you CAN just watch every single main event of this year. Every last one, except one, ends with a finish. And the one that doesnt is still pretty fun.
Thats how I'd go about it. Just the main events.
Smif wins the rematch.
LMAO Jon ducking DC this hard.
smif wins the dodecahedronology
Look at this elite footwork
why not?
robbie wins
you must feel real stupid right now, my guy
Maybe I'm just a humorless cunt who can't pick up on subtlety, but here goes:
>ducking the person you beat twice
the low fps makes it funnier
>Jon “””challenges”””” Stipe
>Stipe immediately agrees
>Jon instantly signs the contract to fight a middleweight
Absolute state of this pussy roiding fraud
Daniel Cormier is going to have to cut weight to make the 265 limit
...
Yeah but he’s noticeably thinner in the face on the right. Better shape, less drinking most likely, cleaner non meme diet. His nose probably wasn’t completely caved in yet, his eyebrows aren’t even done but look better than the done ones on the left
What a stupid fight, so now we've got Edwards, Ponzinibbo and Luque all without ranked opponents so they're once again going to have to make contenders kill over contenders off instead of having Woodley and Lawler defend there ranking. Masvidal and Pettis won't fight anyone either.
>Eh... Covington? That tryhard? And Greg Hardy sucks.
Yikes. The reddit on this post is dripping
He beat starved DC at LHW, not heavy hands HW DC. Jon is the biggest cutbabby in UFC.
mabambaba
>does his eyebrows
is schaub genuinely homosex?
starved dc
>still fat as fuck
how the fuck did this happen bros?
Guarantee you've never fucked a girl who was more than a five
because the ufc refused to fix fights for crocop like in pirde
>Bottom guy (Willis) refuses to engage in grappling and waits
>Top guy (blaydes) succesfully pins him against cage, is content to lay on top
>stalemate on the cage nearly the whole fight
>blaydes just waits for throws
was this not the perfect example of when a ref should step in a break up the grappling?
Reminder schaub KO'd crocop
shut the fuck up nigger
no I'm just not a paki with a natural unibrow like you ahmad
Askrens fighting Masvidal. Edwards fighting Ponzi. Then Luque-Chiesa or gets cucked with a Geoff Neal or someone like Gunnar. But Pettis getting Wonderboy despite the finish made no sense and congests the actual welterweights
It shocked me the ref didn't, it was a boring fucking fight.
Precision beats timing and speed beats power
oh for sure bail out the wrestlelet who literally didnt even belong in the cage
that ref knew how HARD wrasssling is
Blaydes did no damage on top, it's a fight.
That just means you have low test, every white guy (except the fat autistic ones) I know plucks at least in between their eyebrows. Shape up depends on what your eyebrows naturally look like or how good looking you are.
wtf, really surprised by this
Robbie is game af huh? Don't like this fight for him. We need more bangers, a run back with Askren would have been fun. ATT after this will have spent 3 WHOLE CAMPS studying Lawler, it's just not smart for him to do this shit.
post boipussy
>no
Yeah no, because you're a virgin Luke
Crocop got punched directly behind the ear. The same thing happened to Cain.
This is the bong that deserves respect
>muh discord personalities
kys and (you) me again
Let The Bean make the thread.
Overeem does his eyebrows though
I enjoyed the strategic tiring from Blaydes
also checked
I am. Getting them threaded has helped me a lot
I like how hard you try to deny it every time someone recognises you
Hueboy vs Gunnar
Ferguson vs Pettis
new fookin thread
>2k19
>not accepting that you're gay
Bushy, unkempt eyebrows are the sign of true masculinity
500
don't involve me in your utterly homosexual discord drama autistic tripfag
Al Iaquinta is a top 5 lightweight
>>Open a Bar: 12/1 (+1200)
never seen this before but that ass looks fake and was it not schaub arguing in favor fake asses on a recent fight companion?
lol schaub wtf r u doin XXDDDD
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Luke could actually heem Jon @ 205 change my mind