/hoc/

If you are ted reply to this post

>91711766
not ted but a ted

regular routine isn't cutting it anymore
six pack is barely visible

if you are ted resistance reply to this post

greatest fucking rock solo of all time

Reminder to >ragpost often

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/cric/ has plenty of room faggot

>laffs

>rags

Helo yes would you like to see peenis

How the eff do the yotes have the best penalty kill?

Ted,

Please, don't. Please...

Sincerely,
t. all of us

Coaching

Real braphog hours

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go on...

YOU WANT TO PLAY HACKEY?
IN RUSSIA, WE PLAY NEKID.

ted? more like dead lol

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>86

>91711893
it's bandy and no we don't
sage

hockey-reference.com/players/r/raglara01.html

>Jack says the best concert he ever attended was Coldplay

if I was a "producer" at a rock station and he honestly said that to me I would have him and the camera crew escorted out and banned.

It's just a reference to some layaboot who uploads shitty videos late at night

Evening lads

Based boomer Stavros

NO

YOU GET OUT

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>lads

Name one (1) team in the west that could beat Pittsburgh over seven (7) games
Protip: you can’t

Whattya say, whattya be

damnit I want to believe in >us but I know that they'll lose to pittsburgh

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Everyone knows the Cup winner will come out of the east again, and it'll ultimately be either Pens or Caps. I want to say Blots have a shot but we all know how that timeline plays out.

My Best Concert; 1999 reunion of Black Sabbath at the Gorge Amphitheater in WA
Ozzfest, I saw everyone that day, it was awesome, PRIMUS was there
second would be anytime I saw Maynard James Keenan, any band

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>and it'll ultimately be either Pens or Caps
"No."

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Every penguins and blots game this season was really good

TBG let's go to Squatch and get high and be old

I doubt so, but watch it be either of them in the finals. Canes and isles have a good growth, but they are gonna get killed to either one unfortunately, even if Im a biased fucker for one of those teams

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Excuse me, young whipper snapper, but what did you say?

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Hot take:

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Morning

Tarasenko's wife is the most beautiful

I saw Sabbath with Ozzy and Dio

I never thought I 'd see Sabbath with Dio in my life. Obviously the superior moment.

But the best was another time I saw Dio solo, on Rockwave festival, with Anthrax and Twisted Sister.

why are you so obsessed with age?

Carolina is actually pretty openly anti-gay and seems to be above-average at hockey.

go to bed Mr. Cherry

Really hyvääs my huomentas...

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Their anti gay stance is because they're all closeted fagasexuals who manage to pay a group of non caroinians to play hockey at a below average level.

>Canes only 3 points above the Ted's and no playoff zone
>Have a tough schedule to finish the season
>Usually fall apart in situations like this in previous years
We won't fuck this up to the Ted's right?

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that's an interesting point

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>if you're gay, you're gay
>if you're not gay, you're gay

teds will fuck up the teds' chances no doubt

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you're so inventive with wordplay

you have the gift of the gab

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Strong take:
/hoc/ isn’t a Carolina Hurricanes general and they’ve been spamming so much all day every day they’ve gone from a team I never thought or cared about into a team I actively root against

holy fuck kongz

I meant be old in a fun way
>of course
Why don't you mind your own fucking business nigger?

this but all animeposting teams, except my own

i thought you guys said RNH is shit

make me, faintheart

Early predictions?

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this except I never liked my division rivals to begin with

that's it, I need to speak with my advisors about the language used on this site. I can't have my ads associated with profane content like this.

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The team that scores more will win.

lots of pucks in deep

Either will be a high-scoring meme game or a goalie duel that's determined by a shit goal

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Reminder that the american flag doesnt elimimate their backround as a filthy finn

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Knights by 2

nothing wrong with homosexuality
hockey is for everyone

that relocane fan that tried to talk hockey earlier got absolutely exposed as a retarded casual.

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kek really? What topic?

>8-4 Oilers over Kings
What the actual fuck happened there

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...

You guys do listen to Hank III, right? Would hate to think I'm posting with a bunch of plebs.

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A while ago I thought that it would be a race to the finish, but now, shall be interested to see who manages to shork themselves out of a playoff spot the most creatively.

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Two shit teams who don't give a fuck

HOLY FUCKING BASED
this poster is a prophet of the Holy Law

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canes are safe but habs beating jackies on thursday will be the final nail

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SHANNON
IT FUCKING BETTER BE ON TIME

Dubs and I call in sick tomorrow no reason at all

Fuck it. At least the Checkers have clinched.

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Avs lose in OT 3-2

>jackies
Fuck off

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For me, it's finding really obscure reasons to get fucking livid at strangers over.

>needing a reason
heh

I'm okay with that as long as the Yotes lose in regulation tonight

Do NOT bully MY Jackies!

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>as long as the Yotes lose
NO!

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It's one of those odd nights where I find myself rooting for the fucking chicago blackhawks

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nice dubs user

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I don't. But I'm not actually sick, so if I did it tomorrow, it would be for no reason...besides dubs.

>t. snowbelter faggot

dubs and I get high as fuck tomorrow

Sorry man I actually like Yotes but gotta look out for numero uno.

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dubs and you call in sick but instead you tell them your dick fell off as you were sleeping

DUDE

would rather my team miss the playoffs than cheer for chicago

FUCK
ALL YOUR FAULT

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singles and i get high as fuck right now

Fug so close
Can I play too

I miss hans, he was a cool avsbro

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AAAHHHWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!

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WEREWOLVES OF GLENDALE

Calm down, it's not an elimination match.
On the brightside, if Chicago does lose in regulation they'll be 3.5GB with 7 games to go.

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>snowbelt desu

Sucks that he seems to have disappeared right before Colorado got Grubauer.
We could've actually had more stuff to talk about with him.

Yotes are honorary snowbelt

I've been waiting for someone to see that for over a year.

Hope he didn't get hit by a peace truck or something

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You can fuck right off nigger. You either take >us as acceptable sunbelt or you can kys.

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hot damn, that's one spicy Yotepost

purely by accident too. the snow in front of the legs looked off so I tilted the screen
I like you guys, be more observant
yeah he'd have something to say about >1st overall

>muh playoffs

kys nerds

You guys are cool

>I like you guys
Then you like a sunbelt team. Simple as.

>come close to making the playoffs for the first time in what seems like a decade
>start demanding shit from everyone
yeah nah you can fuck off

I know that I can't truly have more than one team that's >mine... but I'm thinking that the Coyotes might be my Western Conference team.

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>if you're cheering for the blackhawks you're reddit

Yes >we are. BUT we arent snowbelt

>NHL
>Games back
Uh.... Anyone know what this yank is talking about?

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no I actually have rooting interests for a lot of teams unless >my team plays one of them. yotes are fine

holy fuck when did Keumper become so good?

Sorry, they're going to be 7 points
(3 wins and a loss in overtime) back you wannabe brit.

So you like multiple sunbelt teams?

>91712610
get your eyes checked. I don't like any team aside from my own

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Hongcouver IS in fact losing a hockey game to the ducks lmao

Starting to look forward to when the voices come at night

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im stoney bologna, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=rJotybvDam0

This is actually helping the Canucks more than you think.

Yes, teams lose games. Very shocking fact

>canuck5

based optometrist

go yotes

I wish I could stop but it just feels so gud

>watching yotes
>excellent screens
>funnel defense
>amazing goalie

I'm surprised they're out of the playoffs. No star power?

>goal
>goal
>goal
This game

They had some apocalyptic amount of injuries earlier in the season.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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great hockey action tonight, Gary

THE REDDITHAWKS LOSE!!!!!

>nucks boutta come back against themselves

>YOTES VS AVS
>3 DAYS

HOLY FUCCKKKKKKK

>blackcocks are all but eliminated at this point

It's going to be like the match versus the Blues last year, huh?

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any day shitcongo loses is at worst a satisfactory day. good night friends

>only 10 posts in the blackhawks thread

>shitcongo
Laughing so hard

Those threads literally are just a secret club because they're afraid to post here. It's only like 3 or 4 people at this point.

I try to bully every fan base of teams I don't like and they're one of them

>tonight full of high scoring and blow out games
>1-0 snoozer Yotes-Hawks game

Based

most of these playoff series will be easy to predict

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Stunted manchild. Intelligence of an 8 year old but without the charm or innocence.

Well, Arizona needs to have vegas win in order to have a chance come friday

it's better this way

I'm not complaining, fuck Chicago.

>team with literally no fans plays team whose "fan"base all jumped off the bandwagon in 2016

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

>secret club
Haha wtf

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>yotes coming for that spot

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>186 posts
>39 posters

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A close knit community

Sunbelters and snowbelters alike

Why is he so perfect lads?

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if you don’t tip at least $5 you’re a cheapass loser

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If you tip you're contributing to boomer capitalism.

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true

why should i pay somebody to do their job

if your tip isn't determined by the service you receive niggers fuck your wife

not tipping doesn’t change that culture and just hurts the employee, it has to be changed with legislation and enforce employers to not be cheap fucks

t. denny’s wagie

Then dont settle for shitty tip jobs and go out and get a real job that not any monkey can do. I tip but only for service that goes above and beyond in other words you have to earn it.

>be me
>go out to eat at Applebee’s
>waitress is qt probably an 8/10
>ask her permission to speak to her highness and tip my cap
>order my food in old English like a true gentleman would using proper sentence structure and making sure to respect her
>ask for her number at conclusion of meal
>she says she has a boyfriend and points to the meathead bartender
>stammer out “it-it-it’s ok m’lady I will wait for you always”
>this line always gets them wet as hell
>stand up to leave, slip on wet spot near table
>everyone is laughing
>leave zero dollar tip
No regrets

>im a cheap piece of shit

hope layz habeetont piss on Ted's 'bloo jackit'

based BYRON

your team is shit, irrelevant and an eternal shame

I didn't read all that but the best is when you get a .99 at the end of your bill. If you dont leave a tip at all they just think you're cheap like this raging millennial .
If you leave a penny or nickle they know you recalling them shit.
Sounds like your country

woah grease coming in hot

grease is like /hoc/‘s annoying little brother that tries WAY to hard to fit in and look cool

Did Finland get banned after the christchurch shooting?

>waaaah why wont you just give me money for no reason
I once tipped a waitress the same amount as my order because of how she handled a shitty situation. You want MY money? Do something for it.

When I was a waiter I would treat everyone well and if they didn't tip then came back I would treat them like total shit and ignore them then viola they'd tip 40% every time and I'd treat them even worse. It's a case by case basis.

Shant be going outside anymore when it's sunny to protest the sunbelt.

just got to work at a nice place if you're going to serve or bartend. rich fuckers tip well no mater what.

It helps but developing your own script and not getting rattled by shit heads is the true key to taking in 300 a night

It goes both ways you can have shitty servers or shitty customers. I only dont tip if you are shitty.

Cool, faggot. The girls think you're gross and everyone talks about how ugly you are when you come back

yeah but once you got that and you're cool with the staff you're golden. just got not get spaghetti and as a dude i find there are rarely shit heads.

Definitely true. It's an awkward situation and if you take the lead people tip easier.

That would be true if I were gross or ugly. I've worked in food service before i know how they gossip. Maybe stop projecting your own insecurities onto others, you piece of shit.

it has to be vegas vs tampa bay SCF right?

vegas vs winnipeg WCF
washington vs tampa bay ECF

how else could it possbly be?

No one cares you ugly loser

what do they say about customers? do they make fun them even when they are still there?

just want to die lads

you're still here though

>t. Piece of shit which replies to things he "totally doesnt care about"
>>>/reddit/
Hell yeah they do m8. Well I mean if you're shitty to them they do.

St Louis could beat Winnipeg

If you don't tip because you think that'll motivate people to "try harder" because you're a loser, that tells them you're a piece of shit and everyone ignores you next time and laughs at how ugly you are

post the monkey

>how else could it possbly be?
Yotes / Canes SCF
You heard it here first.

I can tell how ugly you are by your posts

you sound like a massive loser

>waaaah that guy didn't tip me because I couldn't be bothered to do my job I'll be sure to remember his face in particular put of the several I see in a day and wont totally just suck it because I'm working minimum wage at 30
Whatever you have to tell your own ugly self to sleep at night faggot
>91713162
Samefagging

You dont serious give your money away to people who dont do their job and then wonder why your broke do you?

I knew a guy who said he never tipped, unless the service was exceptionally above and beyond, and if that were the case he would then leave like a 200% tip. i always that was a form of like sociopathic punishment/reward behavior. like the waiters dont know thats what you do, and they arent their for you to judge how subservient they are to you. just leave 10-20% everytime at least. dude was fucking weird

I'm just letting you know the girls at the restaurants you go to talk about how ugly you are, that's all. Also they put you last on their priority list because you think people give a shit about your 2 dollar tip, loser.

Yeah those guys always make me uncomfortable when they give me huge tips. I just want to get away from them, I'm thankful I guess but it creeps me out like they're overthinking it and have no life.

>just tip for no reason
And you wonder why millennials are such shit
>making up bs to fill in your non argument
>missing the post earlier
Damn you're ugly AND retarded I'd kms if I were you

forgot to add that he said hes only tipped like 2 times in his life

Happy to see you sperging out. You're a piece of shit and no one cares about you're aspergers tipping policy in your head. Girls talk about how ugly guys like you are all day at the restaurants.

>sunbelt retards believe in magic
>don't understand hockey
>don't tip
>weigh 400 pounds
>girls talk about how ugly they are

Unsurprising.

>more pointless drivel
The only one mad/sperging here is you m8. Youre mad because your a piece of shit who cant even be a decent waiter and doesn't get any tips, and you're still working for peanuts when you should have already established a career for yourself.

Gonna fly to Winnipeg and bring Sam to justice.

Not reading your posts anymore. Hope you've realized you're a loser and no one cares. Girls think you're lame. You are. Fuck you you poor piece of shit.

hoping st poois makes a run in the playoffs, even though im not a fan, just to shake things up

>t. Poor loser that will always be a poor loser

literal girls in literal restaurants literally call you ugly literally every time you go there you poor loser

for me, it's lofi hip hop radio, beats to relax/study to

I don't click on things that frequently show up in my recommended lists for no apparent reason

>t. poor loser who will ALWAYS be a poor loser
>t. lying faggot continuing to read my posts

hockey

I'm interested...

I'm skeptical...

Sorry, not interested

I’m David. David D. Davidson.

The 4 horsemen of the /hoc/pocalpyse

I read this post, therefore I am

It's fun!

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is for everyone

still up
sleep schedule fucked again
had a good 4 week or so run

Who /in the /hoc/ fantasy league final/ here?

t. idolisers of "blue collar, hard working americans, when 'murica used to be great"

sounds like the exact opposite of my country, for which I couldn't care less.

The United States was formed as an idea and paid for in blood for white Anglo Protestants.

The United States was formed by my cock and balls

>tfw it's Hockey Night in Yea Forums!

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More like where the fuck is everybody night in ghost town

staying away from (you)

if only there were a way to catch up on the all the latest action from around the nhl

I hope you beat the jew

>tipping in 2019
>thinking it makes you a cheap fuck if you don't tip
read the 100,000 waitress, these fucks make a ton of money off tipping because it's so encouraged

i'm here now la i went to get groceries

rph btw

BTW I TRIED TO SAY I'D BE THERE

Thank you kind friend :)

#TakeWarning

When the Sedin's get their number's retired and recieve a standing ovation in front of 18,000 fans next year, do you think like Kesler, will get a 5% discount at like a taco place in LA or something? maybe like recognized once or twice, but confused for a baseball player?

a better question is would he eventually be forgiven and be added to the roh along with burr?

>hughes debuts against the kangz tomorrow
oh shit

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Fuck no. He is imortalized in Rogers Arena the way he should be. a looped video of a silver medal being put around his neck, after a gold medal is put around Lu's. Burre's situation was totally different.

You all make me sick except Sam

sam makes you hard?

t. sam

seems like twatter wants to forgive him since his career is almost done. there's no way he's going to get another hip surgery

God I hope not. Dude can rest in piss. He gave up ever being remembered by the canucks to be traded to a championship team. I can only imagine how pissed he must have been to find out he was sent to the ducks instead! Still if twatter wants in a RoH they should be asking Anaheim, not Vancouver.

>I can only imagine how pissed he must have been to find out he was sent to the ducks instead!
he wanted to be sent there, he tied the team to only 3 destinations

half of those retards on twitter probably werent even born back then

twatter is mob mentality, like how they randomly got firebenning trending after getting btfo by the knights

Yes, but the joke is in that they suck.

now. they had like 2 good years to make the cup final

i really dont get why people use twitter as a gauge of how the public is thinking. some people are twitting bullshit while taking a moronto and other people are trying to say that is how people are thinking.

well because it is the biggest social platform there is. so it is a moderate gauge of public opinion even if they're wrong

Generally speaking nearly all angry people online are irrelevant especially people mad about hockey

night buds

Night daddy

OOOH WAH AH AH AH

>tfw no more webm posting

>go get groceries
>stop by the deli
>person working is a nice older russian lady
>lets you sample literally everything and even gives you multiple cuts
holy based

good, they don’t work in safari anyways

And how did that turn out for him?
He chose them precisely because they were a contender and he wanted to be carried rather than lead through a rebuild. Yet the only time he got to the dance was as a Canuck, his best years were as a Canuck, his only fans were from when he was a Canuck, the closest he ever got to hoisting the cup was as Canuck, he will retire likely lower on the standings then the Canucks. The best tittle he can ever hope to achieve is "silver medalist and Ducks Legends" even Nedermeyer who was forced to "ducks legendom" at no fault of his own, managed to overcome it by winning olympic gold as team captain. Kesler was born American and never had that option. Even Luo chose Florida to graciously spend the rest of his career in low pressure games with his wife, to be cheered every time he comes to Vancouver.

finna bouta fuck

why do you think he owes the canucks anything extra? just curious, not really trying to defend him. he played here for like 10 years and was a key piece to the good years. lets say he never asked to be traded away, and signed a similar contract here to the one he signed with the cucks. then >we would have been stuck would an unmovable contract that isnt even half way over yet. do you think people here would still remember him in a good light even if they were stuck with his shit play for the past 3+ years?

>And how did that turn out for him?
better chance than with the core the nux had at the time, you can't deny that. i don't support his actions nor have i forgiven him, but it made sense

>

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ive heard that luongo considers himself a panther more than a canuck. his family is more "attached" to florida than vancouver.

He doesn't owe them anything. I am simply stating he burnt all the bridges and the fans owe him nothing either. He is not a Canucks Legend, he is not Marcus Naslund or the Sedin's. He is not even Edler or Luongo to the team. He could have been. But he opted out to try and get carried and got literally nothing.
> do you think people here would still remember him in a good light even if they were stuck with his shit play for the past 3+ years?
He had some okay play in Anaheim, make no mistakes.
>better chance than with the core the nux had at the time, you can't deny that.
sure, and he still failed.

>sure, and he still failed.
ya but i'm not arguing that

i kinda miss dykepuck poster desu

same

I am not saying they were not a better team. He wasn't going "the Canucks suck send me to Arizona so I can win a cup!" The joke was that evidently, the Ducks were not a championship team, as history has shown. And they have since become even more shit.

hes not a legend like naslund and the sedins, thats why hes not getting his jersey retired, but burning down bridges doesnt mean all the stuff he did means nothing. even if they dont induct him into the ring of honor, his name will always start a discussion because he will be the most productive player not in it.

Sure. I will in no way pretend he is not an exceptional player who gave it all in the 2011 run. I do think players like him will be forgotten though, when they actually win the cup.

post your webms you freaks

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i dont think so. he was a fairly effective agitator/pest and those types of players dont come along very often. people are always going to try and make comparisons to the good years and will say the current team needs a burrows/kesler style of pest.

I'm still here lads just waiting for worlds to start next week.

She probably ordered too much shit but that's still quite nice of her

don't forget, you're here forever

kek

The lindros trade wasn't bad

*becomes the secret weapon*

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*goes bald*

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>not on Canadian roster for worlds

Damn shame desu

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will there be another team north america meme

*spends his entire salary on jim beam in one weekend*

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>poop jackets

I remember when /hoc/ was saying this guy was going to save the relocanes franchise. Whatever /hoc/ says pretty much the opposite happens

Honestly in my opinion there should be. NCAA/CIS players are fantastic already so put them into this tournament in the B pool. I have no doubt that they would destroy any team in the world that didnt medal in pyeongchang.

The tournament should have CAN/USA senior squads and either separate or combined collegiate squad(s). Each one of the women who finished in the top 10 of NCAA/CIS scoring this year could go overseas and tear any womens league a new asshole. Most already did this season. If the IIHF wants entertaining hockey they should invite as many north Americans as they possibly can

Do you think he still posts here he used to big the biggest asshole

you will never get raped

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>2 points out of the wild card

going to feel good to not first round exit.

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do you even watch hockey?

Case in point

Michelle Karvinen, probably the most skilled Finnish womens hockey player of alltime, came over to north America as a 20 year old after averaging over 4.5ppg in her Denmark womens league and even a few stints with Denmark and finnish junior mens teams. She finished her NCAA career with an impressive 1.51 ppg but a closer look will make you realize she did it mostly because she played on a stacked team. Both the Lamoreoux sisters were on her team in karvinens rookie and sophomore years and beat her both years in scoring. About a decade ago, 1.5 ppg was at par for a top 15 scorer in NCAA. At the time, Meghan Agosta was putting up almost 2.5ppg and several other great American and Canadian forwards who have been staples on senior teams for almost a decade beat her also. So at best she was good but not anywhere near as dominant as she should have been. Was it a case of her not bing good enough or a case of the NCAA simply being the better than any league she had played in previously. She has since gone on to dominate the swedish womens hockey league at a higher ppg than she ever had in college. That is all the proof I need that our college players are better than the vast majority of Europe's pro's.

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those stats are pretty nutty. how many games in a season?

when i can. games are on from 10am-1pm generally, so i'm usually at work. but watch them on lunchbreak sometimes and on the weekends.

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From what I could see, during its beginning stages the Denmark league only played 15 games. That was quickly upped to 30 about 5 years later

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does it matter? not like vancouver did anything noteworthy these past years and at least the ducks have made the playoffs

Love Vasy

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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>canes are safe
doubting

Montreal has by far the toughest schedule left out of them, canes and blow jackets

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>does it matter?
only when if he wants the franchise to reflect and honour his time as a canuck

>the first round exit lgbtning are hard

>Philalelphia out of the playoffs
it is a good day, lads

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>kongs

the absolute state of the shitty of filthadelphia

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>t. tranny in the boonies

I was about to kill myself last night. My life sucks, my fiancé left me, and work makes me hate myself. Then the Coyotes won last night. That little glimmer of hope for a playoff spot made me power through.

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isnt it a bit early to be dick sucking a team from arizona

real pacific hate my life hours

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why did the eagles have to win

who cares?
>1975

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surely that green text of nineteen seventy five does not refer to the last time the filthadelphia flyers hoisted the stanley cup

I guarantee you habs lose their 2 last games and gives it away. I want kotka to be in the playoff so much but I can just feel the throw.

of course not! that's so long ago it couldn't be possible

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t. seether yankee

sudoku

imagine this song being at the top of the charts the last time you were a champion
youtube.com/watch?v=ay5ciplY4Pg

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Hate the islanders
Hate the canes
Hate the avs
Hate the poo jackets
simple as

Good morning /hoc/.

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

t. Randy

Starting a Smash marathon until the game starts
Go Avies!

it's funny that you make fun of them for video games when you very clearly play video games yourself

>shut out in last 3 of 5

JDIMSA

do you not believe in gaming hierarchy?

fuck off nerd

snes desu

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will they overtake la?

I work as a part time server and I don’t care if you don’t tip well just don’t be an asshole. I’m trying my best :/

My wife stayed the night at her friends place (super cool guy and very nice of them to allow that) so i get the house empty to drink some coffee and smash it on up with my bros

no but they play better under Crow

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extremely based

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t.

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hate the sun lads
it is bright and gets in your eyes when you try to browse imageboards

how does that affect your fortnite play?

have you tried investing in some blinds? or curtains?

aluminum foil taped to the glass is more the neet style

they go through curtains brother

FINLAND I BANISH THEE FROM THESE HOLY GROUNDS TO THE DARKNESS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME

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Any avs fans here right now? I want to bully them.

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/hoc/ is and always will be cric's bitch.

...

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>he doesn't have repeating integers to prove himself

you may try

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No.

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>mfw I actually enjoyed watching a hockey game for once

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*casts touch of death on you

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Gettin' real tired of the constant shannonposting lads

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this just further highlights the failings of the edmonton oiler franchise

Do finns like swedes and visa versa?

finns dont like swedes but swedes love finns

I'm an Avs fans. I just have a sense of humor and don't take this place that seriously

quads confirm

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Quadcopter confirms

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>Amerifats

youtu.be/B4ehl0lIBxk

*bullies you

you're telling me, lad

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*reports you to the principal*
Enjoy detention kiddo

All ice is shit

when it lives in the sunbelt*

t. /cr*c/

Ice doesn't alive stupid snowbelter

Just wanted to say that your sport is not even known in masculine part of the world like India so all of you should feel bad for playing/watching it.

going to a finnish restaurant for lunch

show vagene

*steals your girls
*steals your ice
*dominates your sport

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it's called a bar

even inanimate objects have homes
you have a home, right user?

>believing in magical ice

when does the stanley cup begin?

what is magic about ice hardness?

>masculine and India in the same sentence

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t. you

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>even inanimate objects have homes
>this is my pet rock he sleeps next to my bed
>and this here is my pet ice, he lives in the freezer
>here lives my dead dog who lives in a hole in the ground

elsa created ice from magic powers
the hard working ice makers of the nhl dont use magic to form ice

You wouldn't be so tough if you weren't behind that screen of yours.

does a lamp not have a home on the nightstand?

6'3 absolutely SHREDDED chad here, just got done plowing out this bitch i met at the bar last night and love morning posting on /hoc/ afterwards. how is everyone doing?

It has a place on the nightstand but I wouldn't go around saying my lamp lives on the nightstand or that ice lives in the sunbelt.
That would make me sound like a retard.

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I'd love to see how much you lift in your mom jeans and polo shirts. It's no coincidence that all mammals in India look dopey as fuck, humans included.

>That would make me sound like a retard.
Why? You just said it and I don't believe you're retarded.

Well thanks friend, I don't really think you're retarded either.

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in the land of my fathers, you would not survive the winter. discarded at birth, and never allowed to enter the great igloo in the sky.

What was his name?

Chug detected

eskimos huff
mickeys cost like $50 up there

fascinating

october

can't take it anymore lads

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Can't take what
Also what in God's name is that haircut

the amerimutt

That is the haircut of silver medal winner of the 2018 wjc, please show some respect.

thinking about that 1st game of the Devils/Rangers series a few years back where they brawled at face-off

correction: it was just a regular season game

That sort of happened at my first NHL game (Oilels-Flims)

nobody cares

Finns can't cook though. They only eat microwave food and foods out of a tube.

t. expert in fenno-swede food relations

eatin microwave pizza lads

/hoc/'s better than /cric/ that's fo' shizzle ma nizzle

unironically like shitposting about other teams in the playoffs, throwing around a lil' bantz, but actually kind of feeling happy for lifelongs if >their team wins the cup especially the shitty teams

Based and undoubtebly white hands wrote this post.

91716197
Don't care

I support all teams with Swedes and laugh at the misery of teams with Finns. Currently I am laughing at relocanes, florelocatieida and wienerpeg

LOVE your ongoing support swefriend :)

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Based and Swedpilled

Can't wait to spoil the avs fun tonight

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=z6SxD-AqATs&list=PLAFA5AC6331D3F6BD

yeah, that's pretty white

for me, its Blue Collar Man

youtube.com/watch?v=xArmqniFiJ8

You're going to be waiting a long time you piece of desert trash

>you piece of desert trash

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Hello, friends.

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You all secretly love teds red neck

sure user, id love a gummer

>they hockey involves magic

Finland is STUPID
Finland is GAY
Finland is UGLY
Finland is STINKY
Finland is FAT
Finland is DUMB
Finland is SMELLY
and that means Finland needs to LEAVE

>skinny manlet
avs
>big fat americhad
/hoc/

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I like Finland.

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ted likes finland because korpisalo, nutivaara, and hannikainen are finns.

Need urgent help lads

lmao, laughing at ted

finns are mongol retards simple as

Just because Ted likes something doesn't mean that I'm going to stop liking it.
I'm sure that Ted likes breathing oxygen and wearing clothes, too, but I'm not going to stop doing any of that.

finns may be mongol retards, but they are OUR mongol retards

Extremely based, but also quite redpilled posts.

no toilet paper for your morning albortion?

Smoking a slow burner
It’s gone out like 4 times

Hi garrett

really? because ours are canadians.

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>Styx
CRINGE

which is highly ironic given the american opinions in this thread

You don’t speak for me

Think I'm gonna have some cheddar-jalapeno sausage for lunch

Correct can you find me some

>opinions
Those are facts buddy

Yikes

Finland has the best primary education system in the world
Meanwhile Canada doesn't have a single university of note

gonna have to hop in the shower lad

They all went to Hockey U

and america is finnlands

What's your problem pal

pressing F for your asshole

and finland is swedens

>can't even spell your own country's name right
Get the FUCK off my ice.

NHL expansion to Oulu when?

its called SUOMI

I eat a lot of spicy food, it's pretty conditioned to it

finnchads going HAM itt

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>ilels

>come to hoc
>disussion is about finland
Based and rentfree

stop letting mexicans fuck you in the ass

more like SUCKING ham

Relocating the sunbelt teams to Finland and Estonia

>NHL films a fillershot outside of the arena
>films the famous Uleåborg land marks such as the local commieblocks, evergreens, algae lakes and alcoholics on park benches
Woah

It’s just like Winnipeg

...

Okay

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