Why do non Brits use expressions like shite lad and so on

whats your favourite brit word Yea Forums? mine is gaffer

I agree, it's quite problematic

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scousers sound the best when they’re pissed but you wouldn’t want to be a scouser. the only thing worse is being stuck with a birmingham accent

fuck man america is so fucking boring.

you're just not looking for entertainment in the right places

flabbergasting

"innit", hands down.
also, not a word by itself, but a word in a phrase: "these" and "like". example, how i imagine wayne rooney on the phone with his mate back in liverpool talking about his new teammates at dc united: "these are fuckin shite like"

>these are fuckin shite like
Pretty partial to this myself.

Thinking I might try to popularise the word ladtachi

no, hes right, we suck at fun. everything is so uptight here. it's like the middle east except we have jobs.

it's very niche but it can work

Best show of all time

i thought the deep south was full of redneck lad banter

The best show of all time (besides The Simpsons)

if only soccer was like this

>tfw no redneck lad banter

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i haven't heard a lot of banter. there's a lot of fake hospitality, churches and alcohol. its not so much they make fun of outsiders, its that outsiders aren't welcome. i guess if you grow up there its more fun. a lot of pickup trucks and shooting animals.

watch league 1

youtube.com/watch?v=FOz_NEr0aeY

lorry
constable
the way they pronounce "issue".

"gear"

what is wrong with you people?

it's a laugh

It's full of redneck hee-hawing.

mob football was a pre-curser to rugby football
tired of people posting this video and not realising this.

cackling and gawking at bruised and injured people flailing hopelessly down a steep hill? we have the printing press and electricity now, you don't have to do this.

we also still have blood sports and shit like extreme ironing.
humans are simple and idiotic

>SHED-ule

can't beat a bit of shin kicking
youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2CSpNze5Q

>women screaming
Why do they have to ruin everything

risking injury and possibly death is what being a human is all about
youtube.com/watch?v=mUoF2_g0ZeE

Too many guns lad, you know someone would get shot if this was in America

Fight me you cunt. Brummy accent is an sonic hug.

we supposed to have a laugh watching a printing press because we have it now? nonce

armed society is polite society

having a british accent = u are getting laid instantly here. i wonder if its the same if you are american and got to the uk

you're supposed to read a book

To be fair, it was a child

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an american in the uk gets eye rolls, contempt and mocking
an english guy in america gets panties thrown at him as soon as he starts talking

HEY, YOU HERE LAD?

LOL
LAD
LAD
LADLADLAD

LMAO LADS XD

INTERNET FRIENDS XDXD

LAD
A
D

LOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

LADS CHECK IT OUT

I'M AT X LADS AMA, MY LADS

LADS LTD XDXD

LE LAD LAD LAD HAHAHAHAHAHAA

YOU LADS ARE MY M8S LADS

CHECK OUT MY DIN DIN LAD HAHA

LMAO LAD GREAT LE BANTZ XDXD
LAD

LAD
A
D

Falklands

This. Unironically married an American 2 weeks ago; most here people just think americans are dumb.

>Middle East
>South America
>Africa
>Asia

society implies that the citizens are of caucasian variety.

love some of the weird shit we do in this country
youtube.com/watch?v=_FmBzwBBinA

Yeah, because Europe has always been peaceful ever since the gun was invented

>Muh goalposts

Yeah I was in America in Jan, it was so easy, but I wondered if that said more about the girls than the accent though

As for yanks here, I'm not sure, as long as you aren't a total fat neck beard and aren't as loud as the average American you should be fine I guess

I dunnae ken. Oh, it's because of shit like this. bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/38408974

different user, just adding my 3 cents.

Screenshot of the article. Brits get autistic about anyone not speaking English exactly like they do.

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Protagonists of Yea Forums

He's done it again!!!

seething

It's self-deprecatory humour, but I totally understand why you'd think we were serious.

Li-er

Most Americans do alright in the UK. On average younger people in the UK don’t have as much of a gym culture as in the US or Australia so if you are a typical US or Aussie dudebro you will be bigger than other UK guys in your age bracket and get heaps of attention. The type of US accent that you have also makes a difference, Californian accent being the most popular and New York accent being the least

t. went on exchange to uk

All Americans sound the same to us

>marrying an american
wew lad, good luck

guarantee every single one voted for Brexit.

Honestly hate brits and americans. They're all terrible people.

I can spot a boston, texas, californian jersey accent a mile away.
Boston accent is the easiest.

This stuff looks fun and entertaining. The only unique thing we do in America is mass shootings.

smibbly bibbly

boston sounds like a brit to me, i thought Mr Feeny was british for all my life until last year

youtube.com/watch?v=m6pNdvzyNHk

they are close to brits in accents but all you have to think about is "how would this person sound saying WISE GUYS HEH" and then its obvious

Biggest disparity in accents is the Bronx vs Brooklyn

30 minute train ride, you go from that caribbean sounding nasally English to some asshole brooklynite ay im wualkin 'ere

>ameridumbs

heh was gonna reply seriously to your post but i can see here you flag is: Canada so it looks like you lose this round kiddo

>caribbean sounding nasally English
wut

you lived under a rock or a flyover state during your childhood to think that was a british accent. fuck americans are so stupid

that wasn't me who made that post
just hunting for easy (You)s, so i'm gonna go ahead and give your post a 'based' but also 'cringe

Brooklyn is just full of kikes, it's more like oy vey I'm walking here shmuck

Awful place

t. brit who's never left his hamlet of souflincolnhamshiretown

youtube.com/watch?v=R4o096dBBsk

like this

and then you can listen to Cardi B who's 100% american but this accent is horrendous

youtube.com/watch?v=E07rB6Gyn-A

why do non-anglos use english as their primary speaking language?

Sorry I can afford to travel whilst you're paying 20 dollars for a dozen eggs in the Chinese colony of Canadia

Maybe your wife's boyfriend might give you some spending money soon

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SSHOOL

Brooklyn's a pretty fuckin big place. Also imagine actually being antisemitic and living in the UK when there's barely any here. Stop trying so hard to fit in champ.

jesus christ nigel youre fucking brain dead, a full chicken is 10$ and eggs are like 4 dollars and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out with a quick google. but no, youre an inbred bucktooth nancy boy who's too fucking stupid to google something to actually figure it out. brits are almost as stupid as americans and theyre closing the gap on being the dumbest posters on Yea Forums

>eggs are $4
mr. fancy eggs over here

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this is pretty much how i read every canadian post

Just 2 e z

Onks tätä helpompi lukea? Didn't think so

this is what i think every american poster looks like

>get rekt by an insightful well written post
>post a fucking picture as a response

lmao dumb brits

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poo in the loo detected

TL;Dr skimmed through it, smelled of seethe though and then you reply with further seethe

Loving every laugh

BTFOOO

poo

a full cooked chicken is $5. holy shit canada is crumbling

Lad is also fairly common in Munster.

>when there's barely any here
Why are there so many in parliament then, hymie?

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Fookin

based

I thought it was Scottish

Looks comfy

>Why do non Brits use the English language and so on

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Listen to yankee doodle

Masterclass!

>mfw an American calls hundreds and thousands "sprinkles"

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Suicide

These are all brexiteers

It's Irish, Scottish and northern English. I don't think they say it much in the souf

this is based as fuck wtf i love england now