/mlb/ general - ALRIGHT edition

busted. when they did the first one in 1919, the year they won the world series, that's exactly what the plan was. we were foiled in 40, 75, 76, and 90, too :(

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Tatis jr made the opening day roster

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>Padres rushing up prospects again
oh...

James Shields lol

prefer baseball to cricket

What a good little Uncle Tom you are! Have a headpat from the big strong Americans. *patpat* on your way now!

Houspie is in my sights!

How many of you people are chameleonic?

dead thread, make better posts

This is psychopathy...straight up lunacy... I gotta get outta this place...damn...straight up lost souls in this jenny...f this I'm definitely done....

Two more days bros

>12 unique posters
Not happening any time sooner

cubs fan here!!!

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Mmmmm chicken pot pie...yummm... great playoff food... nice n cool outside just like i like it...autumn leaves lookin beautiful...still much sunshine...plenty o time for baseball...mmm.. nothin like autumn baseball pot pie....

go cubbies

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if your team isn't marked in blue, you're a non-fan

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Here we go Metsies here we go!!!!!!!!

Mmmm...hey barb...why dont you get me 2 cold ones...while your at it maybe whip up some of that world famous pasta you always used to make...i wanna share a drink with my boy...hes coming of age...we can chat like men...watch the game... like real men....love my boy...love you barb...we raised a great boy

BELLIBOMB

Who team Gallo?

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gallie to the rangies! astros in a seeth!

Based schizophrenic poster

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g/a/llo!

Who is schizo poster?

JOEY GALLIE

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cubbies own ya

gallo caca?

>Alonso probably making the big league roster
>deGrom getting an extension

last couple of weeks have been really nice. shame about Mesoraco though, I prefer him to d'Arnaud.

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/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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oh ya i own ya
and i just pwned ya
put you in a seeth
one you wouldnt even believe
walk up to the plate
crush a dinger
all ya fools just got schooled

I'm getting flashbacks to people posting that pic during 11-1

i gto hiti n teh headf wiht a basebalto day and ita dint eevn hutr. plyears today ar etoo soft!

als oi cood strike otu anytbody here

twitter.com/MiLB/status/1110718851438792705?s=19
Just coming across this, lads.
Suffice it to say I am thrilled. Gonna get my ads to sleep early. The way I understand it, I'm gonna a be having a long day on Thurs. Fuck, I really don't wanna knock back the celebratory .394s but this definitely qualifies.

retard spotted. I wont take anything you say seriously if you can't even spell

let the memes begin....

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This is what /mlb/ looks like in 2019. Notice something different?

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A baseball writer from Pennsylvania has the White Sox not only finishing second in the Central, but also earning a wild card spot *eyeball emoji*

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/mlb/ looks nothing like this though

>Tigers
>2nd

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>no shields

Yes it does, nigger. It's been like this for almost 7 months straight now.

I don't really understand the angle with Mesoraco, like why they won't just release him. If they release him, do they owe him his full contract or something? If you don't think a guy is better than Nido, forcing him into retirement instead of just releasing him seems strange.

i disagree

imagine thinking the red sox wont repeat.

post kershaws

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For it to be anyone other than the Twins, something must have gone very wrong. They have the two best non-Cleveland SP in the division.

0-7 in the 2nd
what the fuck angels

>Twins winning the central
Lmfao

Royals certainly aren't winning the AL Central this year. Maybe in 2021 but not now, nigger.

in all honesty Nido is worse than Ramos, TDA, Plawecki, and Mesoraco. Why are they keeping him

indians offense is injured and bad

I need some kind user to post the meltdown kershaw 3x3 please

yeah I have no idea what's really going on there. deGrom has publicly expressed his comfort with Mesoraco behind the plate, and it's not like Rene Rivera is going to do significantly better. it's understandable for him to want to go somewhere that he'll get a fair shot to make the team with, so it just comes off as this salty power play by the Wilpons.
he's a lot younger than the other guys I suppose. Mets always think if they keep quadruple A tier players around forever, they can make them become good for some reason.

Not even a royals fan they're going to be fighting to not be last
Still have them rated above the twins

what do you call this haircut?

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Mohawk

ELITE

It's fair to think that the losedians could lose the division to the Twins.

how about you make it yourself :D

I need a fantasy league, who's up

Point to one post aside from your post here that remotely resembles your pic

Where to even begin...
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the copehawk

GOATHAWK

This poster is right. Just give me some time. I made a promise that I would clean up these streets and I will follow through on that.

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nah there was a really well done one. I need some based SF fans to enter the thread

haven't seen many around anymore desu

I blame autistro and his tyranny of demanding the thread has general in the subject for this.

Much appreciated IG. Keep doing what you do. And good luck to your Brewers. Please repeat.

ironically wearing a "let timmy smoke" t-shirt in 2019, cringe or based?

Cringe if you're doing it because you want approval from idiots.

Ok thanks for your answer

Timmy hasnt pitched in the majors since 2016, hes had plenty of time to smoke

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twitter.com/ScottyMitchTSN/status/1110734081422225408
The zoomers have finally made it.

youtube.com/watch?v=nWWn2leNhaA&feature=youtu.be
>Michael Kay still exists

Hi folks. I'm working hard acquiring some intel. BBQ posters have been added to the list

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God bless you Inspector

Thank You Inspector Godgers! Make /mlb/ Great Again!

wow

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Bauer to the Nationals!

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I thought I have it but I can’t find, I too would like this posted by some kind user

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youtube.com/watch?v=O1K9OXJVNDM

is it weird if i really really miss him?

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is it weird if i really really miss him?

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oh my god... fuck this guy

steakies causin a seeth?

I’m definitely not seething

BREAKING: Omaha Steakies poster spotted!

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Steaks fan here

what games are you faggots going to? ima be a dodgers giants on april fools day

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Steaks win the WS in _ games!

Zounds! Is that Teboq?

>hanaposting
patrician taste

medium rare

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could this all be the babyposters plan?

Mariners vs. Red Sox on Opening Day. Third M's game I've been to this year.

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Okay /mlb/ what number can every player wear if you add each players jersey digits together? Only high IQ individuals can solve this

Nevermakethe playoffsfuckboyexpress

He made it in 2014. Next.

(n^2 + n )/2
so (99^2 + 99)/2

close but wrong

;_; how?

let me rephrase it: if you add the two digits together on each Jersey, each player can wear the same number. What number is it?

but addition is commutative so they'll always be the same

there is a correct answer and there is only one. do you give up?

rephrase the question

I already did.
this is the best hint I can give without giving it away

This is tough. A real toughie. I'm out. I've been humiliated

the question is flawed

I feel like this is a question an idiot would guess correctly, but I can't because I'm overthinking it.

no, it’s not. There is a correct answer and there is only one. Do you give up?

that’s the fun! Once you see it, it’s so obvious too.

the question has no merit.. no facts to back it up

Guessing 30. I know I'm wrong.

nope, not even close

no no no no he's asking for a system of numbers not one single number.... any number with 0 is one... also any number adding to 0 is one.. use ya brain

no, it’s one single number that is the correct answer and the only answer

simple
{00,19,28,37,46,55,64.73,82,91,100}
this is simple as heck

22

11

Take the final step and eliminate the impossible jersey numbers

What section you sitting in

so every player can wear 4!

11 or 20

only other high iq individual here

Wait now that I’m paying attention, this is close but wrong. user is wrong!

Make up your mind, samefag. Or better yet, keep stupid questions to yourself.

was it the period? oh god I really screwed the pooch on that one D:

stupid user has been spotted!
impossible jersey numbers?

i just realized paul goldschmidt (?) has the ugliest hairline imaginable

64!!!!

Question op here the answer is nine (9 or 90,18,27,36,45,54,63,72,81)

1+8=9, 2+7=9, etc.

The answer is X, where X denotes the answer

redpilled

"X=7, no forget that, X=X"
-Coach Valvano

is this based on the /mlb/ trips?

you can do the same thing with 0

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also, 0 is a better answer too, as it doesn't need itself to achieve accomplishing 0, which is a valid number. Hence the question, and the one asking it, was flawed from the very start...
...idiot!

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It's always like this.

Twins!

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I suppose but it’s less fun allowing two answers

Answies to the genny!

NO U

answies make ya seeth?

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HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT

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Somehow switch over to the AL Central

still better than the houston astros

This is /mlb/

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Anyone name a better hit than a ball in the gap???

home run

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

fuck you!

come backer to the knee at a pitcher I hate

Ready for "Crusher" Chris Davis to make his return this season? Because he will.

Put them in Nashville.

take that fuckface
youtube.com/watch?v=M0jismBNM7E

kek lol

Line drive OVER the 3B.... my oh my! That's the hit for me!

So are Gold Gloves or Fielding Bibles the better award?

hmm stats or baseball intuition? I think I'll go with the latter, gimme the gloves

>baseball intuition
Ah a true fan I see

Stats only take you so far. Let me tell you a little something about the eye test.
PASS the test:
Minnesota Twins

FAIL the test:
Tampa Bay "Devil Rays"

I suspect you'll have some issues with this. News flash Bozo: Suck me

>your team
>your intuitive guess of the way the 2020 MLB playoffs will unfold (no stats allowed)

seems a bit rude.

the Astros have a World Series win.

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Houspie off the port bow!

found houspie!!

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scared...hungry...but i got to prioritize getting water... if only those damn shadow trains weren't blocking the faucets... oh shit... there's a shadow train patrolling this hallway... all right I think it's safe now... I better hide in this corner for the meantime...oh no... oh no!!! the choo's are getting closer... I don't think I'm gonna mak--

when was the last time all 6 division leaders repeated their titles?

sure as heck won't be this year

that doesn't answer my question though

Cleveland is going DOWN,bish!!

what the hell does that tell me? nothing

I don't think it's ever happened before

it's never happened, to my knowledge, since there have been six divisions. Prior to that, when there were four (or even two) it happened quite a bit, i imagine.

rotochamp.com/Baseball/TeamPage.aspx?TeamID=CLE

>that lineup

oh no yikers! Hanley Ramirez lol

yeah I figured it hadn't happened in the WC era, just thought I was missing it.

>yikers
gb2 redd*t

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Hanley Ramirez lol

HanRam lol

no please I wasn't prepared for this I'm sorry ok I am sorry...

I want the Royals to win it all again.. shock the world! ... ha, well... a man can dream can't he.... ?

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youtube.com/watch?v=OhNoQDIqDlU
A-vee-see-ell Garcie!

god that was such a based and #blessed day

#blessed brother... oh how I miss those days... well, at least, we have the memories... and some speed on the basepajthst too! Comin' for that ASS CLEVELAND!!!

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How do I capitalize the word "ass"

based, #blessed, and #roylals pilled

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OH NOOOOO YIKIES!!!!!!!! YIKES!

Hanley Ramirez LOL!!!!!!!!!!

The Losedians Lineup LOLZZZZZZ HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

this is fucking insane

Losedians KEK

what the fuck

hi um, big time fan of the threadies here, love you're guys work

LOSEDIANS!!!

kek!!!

Based Roylies

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/mlb/ is fucking gay

Treat him well Dadres! Pappies!

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!!!

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Based /ourguy/ Edgar Youst... WS champ!!!

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ALL ABOARD!!!

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Roylies Takeover

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>mest

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>mmets'

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roylies are causin a seeth!!!!!!!!

Based seethposter putting the rats into an immediate buck and swirl

It's cold. It's dark. My feet hurt. I'd rather be home watching TV and there's no baseball.

ugh the roylies are pissin me off now >:(

youtube.com/watch?v=8b9YR9Gz4qA
Based Edinson Volquez

roylies rap when?

>fat harvey

uh yeah

royals be makin a scene
they be causin a major seeth
one that takes ya back to 2015
mets royals uh who'll take it all
but it was already written
the mets got bitten by the injury
royals be puttin teams in purgatory
royals win the world series while your team loses the girly series

My man's a lock for first verse on Midwest Choppers 3....

youtube.com/watch?v=FVa4X29vGNY

Pose walk-up music
youtube.com/watch?v=SoPPEUOmaos

>SoPPEUOmaos

RoFFLEUOmaos!

youtu.be/wzMrK-aGCug
this is real music

ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/bracket-madness-the-2019-ultimate-stadium-bracket-sweet-16
Normieb Owl

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There's baseball tomorrow lad

For me? It's Opening Day baseball in your home park.

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Based Rizz

Ummmm... excuse me? Why is there no Oriole Park at Camden Yards on the bracket?

>tfw banned from fangraphs for so-called antisemitism

So are these threads normally 95% one guy screaming into the void or what?

Yes.

Shame.

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No.

prefer baseball to cricket

Maybe.

this general has one of the lowest number of unique posters on Yea Forums when number of posts are standardized. just devolves into a nothing burger of posts, fitting because it's a nothing burger of a sp*rt

We need thread IDs.

I agree

This

Seconded

>espn projects the nationals third in NL East
>12-1 World Series odds
>espn projects the Mets first in NL East
>25-2 World Series odds

u wot m8

go mariners!

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So much this.

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Tatis Jr. will bust

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>can0
>diass

knowing the dads, probably

Need people, draft at 11 PM ET

fantasy.espn.com/baseball/league/join?leagueId=10269384&inviteId=c39c7f2c-6905-4da2-a60b-fd8c00f15241

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The struggle is real.

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I'd like that.

Morning lads!
Who is ready for tomorrow?! Anyone else getting out to their park?

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Sorry you feel that way boys. It's absolutely possible, but I hope it doesn't happen, and he lives up to his potential. Same for Paddack.

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Don't see it happening unless he ends up with injury problems

>spicswing

Not bait or shitposting, I legitimately don’t understand the hype around Tatis. Sure he seems like he could be a solid player but I don’t see how he’s the rated the second highest prospect in baseball. His numbers in the minors are solid but not jaw dropping

flying high on life
living as i please
cutting through the air
on the edge of a spic's wing

It's because of who they traded for him.

Flying out to Dallas tomorrow to watch the cubes heem the rags. Will be max cozy

It's the speed/power combination that people like. I wouldn't have minded him going to play AAA ball for a month or so to see how he handles it but if they think he's ready for the majors now whatever. We will see what he can do soon enough

Daddies mak you seth?

No baseball so I guess I'll just spend the day watching anime and thinking about Joey

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based

Did anyone see the mlb.com "expert picks"? They have the Walgreens winning the NL east and the Jew York Skankees winning the AL East and the Dodgers going back to the WS to lose again to the Lastros haha
How the fuck do such fucking absolute morons attain the title of "expert"??

Fuck Duda

Gallo ready to send you boys back to boystown crying in your free beers

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Gallo is a meme. Enjoy another 200+ k season

>56%kees

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at least he hits some dongs

Baseball is the hardest of all sports to predict. Yeah, I can lock in the Patriots winning the AFC East, Warriors in the WCF and Barcelona/Real to win La Liga.

You can’t predict baseball. It’s weird how experts are more likely to pick the correct individual award winners rather then division winners.

>McDominic Smith

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Give it to me straight boys, are the Royals winning over 70 games this year?

No, they’ll remain irrelevant for the next 30 years and cling on to the memory of MUH 2015

>Second-highest hits total in all of ST
>Robinson Cano in first place
Feels good man

>dook

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Yonder Alonso lol

What are the odds that Acuña doesn't unanimously win the NL MVP?

NYY (2) BOS (4) TB (5) TOR BAL
CLE (3) MIN KC CWS DET
HOU (1) OAK SEA LAA TEX

PHI (3) NYM (4) ATL WSH MIA
CHC (2) STL MIL CIN PIT
LAD (1) COL (5) SD ARI SF

TB > BOS
COL > NYM

TB > HOU
NYY > CLE

LAD > COL
CHC > PHI

NYY > TB
CHC > LAD

NYY > CHC

>cusb
>yaks
>mest
>pebbles

Wrong

BOS (2) TB (4) NYY TOR BAL
CLE (3) MIN KC CWS DET
HOU (1) OAK (5) SEA LAA TEX

PHI (3) ATL (4) WSH NYM MIA
STL (2) MIL (5) CHC CIN PIT
LAD (1) SD ARI COL SF

>ATL

You know you need to pitch too right?

What's the prank?

Mets Opening Day

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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That does fuck all for me today.

Give it to me straight bros, what're our chances this year?

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0 cause cubs will shit all over the NLC.
Brewers reached last year and cubs under performed and kept getting btfo by injuries.

for me it's the astros desu desu

You guys already clinched the NL Central. The regular season is just a formality

0%
The Curse of Marge looms large.

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you thought I disappeared but I was always here. another year of _____posting and it makes a certain fanbase seethe for no reason whatsoever. this is all.

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If you're not a weirdo you can come join me for beers in the parking lot.

Who here just happy that Baseball is back even though your team will be one of the worst this season?

I'm not expecting my Rangers to win anything this year I just want them to move into the new stadium already.

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You'll be competitive for the first time in a long while but your division is way too stacked for that to mean anything and even a wild card berth is way beyond your reach barring miracle and/or catastrophe.

>Yea Forums
>not a weirdo

Me. Just want to see how the pirates pitching is this year, the offense is probably going to be miserable again

Hanley Ramirez lol

The Losedians are the MOST overrated team in baseball.

BOS (2) NYY (4) TB (5) TOR BAL
MIN (3) CLE KC DET CWS
HOU (1) OAK LAA SEA TEX

WSH (3) PHI (4) NYM ATL MIA
MIL (2) CHC (5) CIN STL PIT
LAD (1) SD COL SF ARI

WS:
rasy > walgreens

I'm a normal, well-adjusted person. I have encountered people that I am 100% sure browse Yea Forums and it was not good.

It's time for Daddies beisbol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is his age relative to level.

So is fernny tatie going to start?

he's gonna be a daddy!!!!!!!!

HOT TAKE:
2019 AL MVP: Tim Anderson

That is quite a bad take

37.392%

hahahahahahaha

A take so flaming hot a boystown resident would buy it a beer

Yo

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>what is a completely stacked farm

Kimbrel to barves

HAPPENING

He's never going to sign, user

Lying sack of shit I hope you die!

Based i drafted him late in my fantasy draft

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Lgts

>padres

Daddies makin ya seeth?

Feels good, friend. Thank you for pointing it out.

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I don't know like these pictures especially considering this is a survey arbitrarily counting only those who went through seatgeek

Fuck bandwagoners tbdesu

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Are the white cucks even on the map?

Sad

OMG it's a daddies fan!!!! Your team is so good!!!!

Mmmmm a baked bean pie is gonna be ready for my ball game tomorrow...love springtime...

white sox and Angels rest in rip

What's sad is the amount of frontrunning casual normalfags who latch onto the Cubs instead of the Sox.

how the heckies do the nationals have a bigger region than the orioles already?

It's based on ticket sales I think

>Cubs went to world series and multiple playoffs in a row
>Dodgers have back to back NL championships

the white sox were the frontrunners although more likely due to a lack of any team being good. They were good in the 90s and even better than the cubs in the 2000s overall.

The Cubs have never been worse than the White Sox

The whos have made the playoffs a combined 3 times in their 110 years and never back to back.

Holy based! The truth bomb has been released!

No shit fucktard.

They won a world series while the white sux traded for James Shields.

yet 3 postseason results and a world series in the 2000s is still better than the cubs' 2000s.

yikes

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do you even know what frontrunner means? give you a hint, it's not describing the teams

he is so blatantly pro yankee and anti mets is actually embarrassing

when the yankees extend judge after this season "before they have to" when they will have 3 years left of control left kay will praise it as a great move

>2000s
Found the grampa.

yeah it is

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What about when they blamed an innocent young man for losing one game and subsequently their world series chances?

Educate yourself then:

Frontrunner
Also known as "Fair-weather fan".

People who only support sports teams that recently win championships and then claim they liked that team all along. These people can be highly annoying, approaching them may result in increased levels of stress and aggression. Frontrunners may claim they have a relative or were born in the state where the winning team is from. Do not trust them at any cost.
Mike:"I told you my Gators would win!"
Wes:"You go to UCF, frontrunner."
#fair weather fan#targun#bandwagoner#fence hopper#asshole

um excuse me, steve bartman catching a foul ball in game 6 is definitely what caused my cubbies to blow a 3-1 series lead. bartman retroactively lost game 5 too
my fellow cubbies will most definitely agree

at least you have chris davis

I'm not reading that retard

At least you've got a nice ballpark to watch the Orioles lose in

Machado is on the daddies!

cubbie kun here!

t. frontrunner

sorry sir

>scubas

You can tell some bitter whos fan wrote that lmao.

machado owns ya!

PNC vs. Lambeau should be the final

I remember a long time ago in 2014-2015 on this very board people called Royals fans bandwagoners and fairweathers. Now 5 years later and they're still here and still Royalsfanning as ever. How do people explain that?

h-hey I don't want a war with the daddies!!! 〝〇〟⊂(｀･Δ･´)⊃〝〇〟

at least you have a smug logo

Too late. Machado > Briant

daddies makin ya seeth

Don't mind me, just going to drop some facts here..

Machado > Bryant
Tatis jr. > Baez
Renfroe > Schwarber
Myers > Heyward
Hosmer > Rizzo
Hedges > Contreras
Lucchesi > Darvish

;_;

seethe

Anyone know where the switch for the Inspector Godgers signal is?

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seethies ftw!

>spelling seeth incorrectly
oh seeth!!!

Arenado > Machado

What team are those players listed on the left on? I don't think I heard of it before. Anyone ever even heard of that team?

You had me until Hosmer > Rizzo, the greaseball's better than that

How’s THE SHOW?

They're on the Seethies.

Yu Darvish lol

...

Hanley Ramirez lol

Hey don't worry... I'm here. These scumbags are at it all day 24/7 and I made a promise to put a stop to it.

daddies makin ya seeth?

you're crazy

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Who /seethies/ here?

oh the seethies are really getting to me this time

Seeth at the posties

If the San Diego Padres are the seethies, then who are the,
teamies
cringies
phillies
daddies
threadies
and
posties
?

god you're a faggot.

thinkin bout switching to the lancaster barnstormers

>teamies
brewers
>cringies
cubs
>phillies
phillies
>daddies
padres
>threadies
astros
>posties
white sox

Replying to both these posts with the same answer

youtube.com/watch?v=XR7JEIIm8oA

Those answers are actually surprisingly accurate. What about the Royals, Mets, and Mariners then?

>teamies
royals
>cringies
astros
>phillies
phillies
>daddies
padres
>threadies
cubs
>posties
white sox

IM OUT

>google them
>logo isn't a plane dropping bombs on barns
dropped

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!

YEAH BOARBALL IS BACK YEAH BOREBALL IS BACK YEAH BOARBALL IS BACK

OPENING DAY IS UPON UP AND THE YANKS AND PADRES ARE YOUR FAVE TO PLAY IN THE FALL CLASSIC.
REMINDER YOU CAN NOW BET LEGALLY ON ALL GAME IN THE USA. DON'T PAY THIS MONTH RENT/MORTGAGE LAY IT ALL DOWN ON THE CUBBIES WINNING THE CHIPS

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"Autism" for all

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schwarbie!!!!!!!!!

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schwarbie make ya seeth

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schwarbie owns ya!

>A FUCKING ARCH

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we don't want to bomb the amish

atlantic league in general is top tier for laffs

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which player would be the best fighter? my guess is yelich

Sabathia
He would kill you with one punch

>when your regional "secret" to slicing bagels was stolen from a bag of bagel chips

that nigga doesn't fuck around, i'd be scared of him before he eventually runs out of breath

Odor

Biggest disappointment of the year.

there aren't any street niggas in the game anymore so probably one of the latin ones

Spamming emotes and player's names on Yea Forums isn't being normal or well-adjusted. Besides, you're a failed normalfag anyways.

O I'm ready

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>rating Hosmer
Come on now

for me, it is the balk

plenty of sunshine

Seethies make ya seeth?

Machado?

crack of the bat

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Schwarbie make ya seeth?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/seethies/

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Cubs piss me off

lolno, not some all-talk crybaby from florida, probably some caribbean guy who grew up poor and surrounded by gangs, and learned how to box as a kid

>losedians

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literally reddît: the team with the shittiest fans. theyre winning the world series this year though

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based moe

Serious question, what would happen and how would things be like if the MLB had a completely 100% performanced based pay.

Example: If you don't hit over .250 or you don't have at least a 1.0 WAR or your ERA isn't below 5, then your salary will be like 1-5 million while others who hit 40 home runs or wins a gold glove or has 30 saves will rack in 10-15 million and those who win the world series or mvp or cy young get 20+?

Would we see a spike in competitive play and effort now that their incomes are on the line in relation to how well they do?

what's this hard autism going on above me?

Stop spamming

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Gallie to the seethies!

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>that ireland flag post
>tfw i just got done watching a video on liverslip's 2014 collapse
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

Die

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massive exposure! who will he expose

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hey flaming moe, do "seeth" next

Detective Moe's the name, exposing samefags before Opening Day is my game.

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>WAR

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Moe Lester has been spotted!

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>Moe Lester
Cringe

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what are you getting at detective moe?

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Based Moe keXPOSING the samefaggies!

Is any good?

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I'm cleansing this place from samefaggotry before Opening Day. If these fuckers ever come to shit up this thread again, just call my name.

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youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

In the name of all that is good and holy, please don't forget "daddies," Moe.

are you one of godgers' disciples?

You're not fooling anyone, clown.

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Thank you moe. I've been pretty stressed lately.

Let's just say I'm an accomplice of his.
I'm working on it.

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It's feel good and comfy, but it is early 90's Disney live action so IDK if I'd call it qualitatively good. If ou haven't see it, give it a shot. Sort of cool to remember that the Angels actually won a championship within the following decade.

Anytime.

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I legitimately hope the two of you aren't bullshitters, because if you can do something, and are actually making use of your capacity to do something, I appreciate the hell out of both of you.

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I want to see somebody try that arm-waving thing irl at the Big A

Look pal, I'm trying my best. These fuckers ruined the entire offseason for most of the time here, and now I'm going to scare them straight. Anyways, I need a break. If those little rats come back, call my name.

There's a reason emoji man, laughing car poster ,and gaysconsin poster have all minimalized their posting.

In that case, thank you lads.

for me its the based central broship

choo choo

Any time. Good luck to your team this year, whoever it may be.

The hero we don't deserve but the hero we sneed.

New thread created before drama
It's Opening Day SOON

Thanks user

Detective Moe.jpg
Moe the bartender or Moe~?

Thought I was done yet, eh?

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no shit a general is full of samefagging

>ruin every thread with samefag nonsense
>"go after the guys responsible"
>thank and praise yourself
if only there were a way to make money doing this, i could retire young

>Autistro is confirmed to be the one behind the broship spam
UH HO

Are you telling me houspie/autsitro, broship fag and inspector goders/detective moe are the same person?

Detective moe formerly bartender

Search these images

Detective Moe, formerly moe~ bartender

i'm just saying it would be easy to do and nobody would know

>15 posts early
get the FUCK out

on time

reposting your early thread doesn't make it on time, bucko

Autisro status: SEETHING

Because I think the Yankees are still the most popular team in Virginia (which makes it pretty funny when they, or any other former CSA state, do the Confederate pride thing while supporting a team called Yankees), but not a lot of people that are residents of Virginia are going to be purchasing Yankees home game tickets, leading to Nationals tickets being the most purchased.

We're from Baltimore, do you think we have enough money for tickets?

>marlins

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