How does the US expect to win anything with this guy on their team?

How does the US expect to win anything with this guy on their team?

He makes Lukaku look like Berbatov
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That was terrible

He makes meme goals

Zardes has the first touch of an recently born calf.

He shouldn't be a lone striker, but is it just me or would his movement and workrate be great in a second striker role(kind of like Sterling for the Bongs)?

listen you fucking haters
#1Zardes loves God (case close but i will continue to BTFO of your shit)
#2Zardes is the best American striker when Altidore isn't fit, until Sargent matures and understands the pride of wearing the shirt, which takes time
#3Zardes understands our system and our culture, unlike those fucking disgusting cuck Base Brats. He fucking SINGS the anthem, not fucking mumbling in some Hun language
#4 He has won how many Gold Cups? where the fuck are the Europeans even? training with their clubs because they don't love this country and this nation
#5Zardes is a hard worker, and sweat is 99% of success, that's what built this country, not faggot fancy stepovers and flopping

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he does a few things well and the alternative to a meme like this is someone who's mediocre at everything, and we have enough of those too

>constructive criticism is bad
We all want to see the team do well. There's more than one way to fry a fish

but he has no ability on the ball and can;t do link up play
put him in bundes and play him as a target man like so many other of the shit head strikers in that league
tell him he is only allowed to touch the ball with his feet in the 6 yard box or he gets fined.
headers only

hes not very good at headers, but they make up a large chunk of his goals because he literally can't aim

he's just a weaker, more passive Altidore

he doesn't need to be good at headers if he is physical enough, because he certainly isn't scoring with his feet more than 3 times a season

I think I have a better first touch than him, jesus christ

>based in Europe
you'd never get called up

>le fifa 18 story mode man

There's also the fact I'm not American

kek HAS ANY THREAD EVER BEEN BTFO THIS HARD

OMG KILL YOURSELF OP

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He read your post

APOLOGIZE NOW FAGGOT

I retract my statement

You're talking about the pulisic goal? This doesn't change that this guy is trash. This guy has scored goals before but he is trash..

he is bad technically, but he's one of those ridiculously unpredictable players who somehow pulls off great stuff sometimes despite looking like he shouldn't be a professional the rest of the time. the american shola ameobi

shut the fuck up Doyle

I unironically rate him
As a wingback

a thread that aged poorly.

>He's the only guy who looked like he was even trying against Argentina last night. I'll take ten of him on the field, please.

I bet American coaches think like that and that's the reason why USMNT will suck forever.

>How does the US expect to win anything

they do ?

USA just beat Chile 1-1 thanks to him

No, it didn't. He is still trash.

he is still pretty bad. nonetheless, he directly pooped on most of the claims being made and the thread aged poorly. sorry your feelsies got booboos

haha yeah lol

He had scored before in the ecuador game before this chile game. It doesn't change that he is garbage. If you're happy with this player then good luck to you lmao

i never said i was happy with him. his goal in the ecuador game was a complete meme and meaningless. his assist in the chile game was due to a phenomenal first touch which pretty hilariously exposed all the hyperbole from you cringelords.

>phenomenal
This is a phenomenal first touch:
youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-o-xiG7Vg

yes, that one was even better. however, you didn't really refute me.

this looks really odd 2bh

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The key is consistency. I mean, he is a pro footballer after all, right? The fact that people are surprised he did something that the average pro can do without even sweating should tell you everything.

you are right, it's FUCKED

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