USA vs Chile thread

Fuck Chile

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anime > slags

brooop

Why isn't Adams playing and how did Pulisic get injured?

come at me bro in the bathroom ill fuck u up

can you sub off aranguiz now, Leverkusen have got a game friday night

What about JAV?

RUEDA OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

i dare you to start stome racists chants

anime slags?

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gross

USA is absolute shite without Pulisic

good taste

Any reliable streams here?

Take more photos from foodtrucks and burguer culture my obese friend

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who /huaso/ here? but unironically?

la burgUer asjaskajskkaj

how many guys have your wives fucked this year? mine's up to six

Cope status: 3rd world manlet

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>tf
>tp

I'm going to Chile next month to steal your jobs and rape your women

Why Fito manga don't draw lolis?

Also want to see feet :)

anime

Just arrived home to watch the match lads, who was the best player on the first half?

>Baird
>Gonzo
>Bradley
These fags are so bad

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mygoodstream.pw/espn/replay.php?id=c3f615ad-1f16-41ca-8536-37423069eeba

your mom bitch lmao

more likely that they rape you

Bradley

>Gvozdick vs NGUBU
Did anyone else catch that

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

>t.

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"the most technically gifted and tactically astute midfielder in US history"

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you nibbas cant compete with our local criminals, you will get stabbed by some xenophobic pasta base addicted mutt in some shitty street in santiago before you get close to a woman

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LMAO THE REF

I fucking hate negro palma

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R U E D A O U T

wow rude

16 forward pass attempts
5 errors, two in his own half
2 key passes

and receiving nothing but praise on Twitter

how bad is pullisics injury?

also its sad that usa is trinidad and tobago tier without him. if he is not playing they arent making the world cup

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This dudes gotta fin

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buddy we arent making it regardless

And a goal you fucking cuck

dont shoot him please

>this is the highlight of the match

any cute chilean girls here? :^)

retarded Doyle post

He didn't do shit for the goal. It was Horvath to Zardes to Pulisic

how shit is america? these US commentators are pointing out Chile's vertical passes like they're something amazing.

>amerifats clapping

Yeah they shouldn't try and score goals to win. Let's count le fancy dribbles instead yeah?

Absolute unit

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U-S-A!
U-S-A!!
U-S-A!!!

right here. feet pix $400

Only Traps :3

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why isn't any US midfielder cutting off the passing lanes?

>Zardes

blaow blaow blaow

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I went to Chiloe a couple of weeks ago and it was full of fit gringas.

Because they're My Little Sawker dogshit players who aren't used to this level of pace and passing.

americans dont take soccer seriously, what do you expect?
if they took it serious with negroids such as zion and lebron they would dominate and would be leading this game 7-1

Dubs and Zardes scores a goal

Look at our midfield. It's Bradley, Roldan and Lelget. They suck

>Jews
>Gringas
>This retard

they were blonde valkiryan goddesses on vacations ofc

>Have the most % of ball possession
>Only score 1 goal by fucking torta

RUEDA OUT

AMATERASU

zardes still with that catholic priest touch

please dont talk shit about el torta or im afraid i would be forced to take la cushilla out against you

>ball possession in 2019

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>no Diaz
>no Pato Rubio
>no Parot
>Valdes who

imagine the smell

Torta is great for AFP Planvital but not for nt

didnt leicester win their title with like 35% the whole season

Post the goals

>Can't center for shit in 50 minutes against USA ffs
C'mon son.

It surprises me how shit Rueda is, I mean he won a Libertadores

>pato rubio
Lmao

Bradshit is already tired. Take him out

this is why venezuela is starving

>USA is playing against Chile
>El Salvador is playing against Peru
I don't know if you see a pattern here...

>another Chile control the ball but don't score game...

See the other thread narigon

I don't root for Chile, i root for CULO CULO

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just like rueda's flamengo

uh listen, Michael Bradley understands our culture and the system we are trying to build here, the he's a leader of the spirit of this team that will build the system of culture that will help us grow and improve our cultural spirit and we can win if our spirit culture is systematic and is successful

t-thank you

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Bianchi won several Libertadores with Boca, and? He is still a shitty coach.

>trap IN
its time to post them lads

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i actually don't

>implying we controlled the ball the past games
We have been literally stomped like the past two years kek

based NPC

Why can't boomers and old people dress like adults, especially with high paying jobs like this dude? Why are they so infantile and unwilling to sacrifice?

>all these perfect aranguiz passes being wasted by the donkeys upfront
yikes
YIKES

PULGA

*tips fedora*

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stop

when does the game start

>*back passes behind you*

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>was bought by chelsea from new york red bull but they keep on loaning him out
lol

"N"

3:00 am pacific

Inb4 Larry David memes

>why can't people give me free shit
Zoomers are so fucking pathetic

Medel culiao amariconao malo, Díaz y Kuscevik son mucho más que este pigmeo. Aránguiz capitán

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MUCHA LUCHA

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This team is so shit outside of Yedlin, Miazga and Horvath. Berhalter should've called up actually good offensive players like Sargent, Weah and Holmes

Has Lovitz played this sport before?

How is Perú's match going?

This game started so good but got semen-slurping in a hurry

>Houston, we have a problem!

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>actually good
>Weah

*SNIIIIIFFFFFFF*

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>7 goals in 44 USA appearances

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lads you have to see this, its unveliebable.

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Maybe the US can nick a goal off a counter or something with their superior stamina. Maybe

voh seris malo y amariconao, el gary es hombre no lo has visto besando a los hijos?

We suck so much. But yes, keep calling up white and black players only.

The kids aren't ready tbhonest but they would probably be doing better than shitters like Arriola, Zardes and Baird.

>by the way i'm retarded

>el peruANO
>el TRAUCO(gay)
what a time to be alive

>cant defeat the mls allstars team
JUST

EL TRAUCO

Escucahron el C -H - I con acento gringo?

Hello zoomer

Hello boomer

Both of you are faggots ;)

>trauco

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>these spic univision commentators comparing a shitter like Morris to Pulisic
Are they being paid by SUMafia to lie to chicanos?

wanna make out?

He's 100x better than Arriola and Baird

STOOP KID

If you think about it it's better to not risk Pulisic than win a meaningless friendly I guess

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k bud. play less fortnite

>3 goals, 1 assist in 3 games for seattle
the new messi?

OH NO NO NO NO
HUOOHOHO

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Jorshit Memeis only knows how to tap it in and run in a straight line.

No I am not a faggot, I'm sure one of these chilean monkeys would be down though.

O, thought you were a girl

t. gaysconsin

Are you a girl

FUCKING TRAUKO KEK

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Based Trauco

>hiring a congolombian DT
Why would you do this to yourself Chile?

im a girl

this is terrible
no wonder americans hate football

never go full cuck

>this shit My Little Soccer line up of retards who can't string passes together
My god, US Soccer.

>Naco castillo out
It's ogre chile has won this.

Thats the whitest looking Rubio I've ever seen

Is still not clear that we hate ourselves?

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based MyLbros

HEY
HO
LET'S GO

nice chant faggots

where do lads go for a stream these days?

>Jara de ultimo
Its ogre

>trapp pressed into a turnover
buuut I thought he was elite?

The ramones are alright but that chant is cringe

espn, like a normal adult with a job and a hulu membership. you have to be 18 to post here, kiddo

can you dragon dorado a dragon dorado?

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Futbolchile.net and use AceStream nigga

Footybite is used for most matches now

CE HACHE I
CHI
ELE E
LE
CHI CHI CHI
LE LE LE
CHILE IS FUCKING SHIT

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cringe

when are we getting genetically engineered giga niggas? look how it worked out for france

Any single player can press Trapp to shitting himself. Trapp, Bradley, Roldan, Arriola any MLS midfielder etc. all fucking shit when pressed.

stop bullying american chants, theyre way better than the ones we have who are straight up ripped off from argetine chants

would be cool if we could play more than 3 European players at any one time but oh well

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>Vidal finally tired.
Impressive

Boring desu~ Post waifus :3

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we just take argie leftovers lmao

>aranguiz out before getting injured
based

best goy

CHIMPOUT

>draws chile
big yikes from me

Our bootleg france plan already started with congolombians, hungryzuelans and slaves (haitians)

digusting kit right there.

Aweonao culiao

>Rubio does more in 5 minutes than Castillo in 2 matches

Shut up big nosed trash

Wanna kiss

Give kik

really good sport

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>1-1
I'm glad we played this match with only our farmers and plumbers

shit game

>bercuckler
>scoring more than 1 goal
Pick uno.

Borinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>chile's AAA+++ team can only draw murica's X team
LMAO mexico es copa america this year for sure

1-1 MLS WINS

USA!USA!USA!

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Ties are like loving your sister

yep

I wonder who could be behind this post

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post cards

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really erotic and enjoyable for all? bit weird but ok

>AAA+++ team
???

why the hell is chile so bad? that should have been a blowout, the us was awful on defense.

Vidal is better than anyone the us has

legal and wholesome?

>MLelSoiccer shitters exposed
>Pulisic with the goal
Good day today as a USA fan.

callate perrito chileANO

Like Messi, you can't play like goat with 10 motherfuckers who can't touch the ball.

>chicANO

Please do. Our women are way too ugly

>chile's AAA+++ team
>AAA+++
>tftp
Well, not knowing shit about football is a given with that flag

>Vidal
>messi

No.

You're not wrong though.

new flavor texts are so fucking cringe lmao

this semen slurping sport aint for me

Wait isn't that a bit too broken?

*Lo anula*

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based brainlet thinks flags means anything
kek
no wonder chileANOs are so stupid

>tf again
>tp again
oh they sure do, you just confirmed it again

Mexico would BOOTYblast either of these shit teams easily. This is the best chile has to offer LOL.

the perfect crime, thanks my little puppet

>flags dont mean anything
go march for our lives faggot, 4channel isn't the place for you

oh NO no NO NO
look at this SEETHING dude

>i was only pretending to be retarded
welp, no more (You)s for you then fag

stay seething
i'll keep making chileANOs angry to amerifats kek

cool lingo

f u r i o s o

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Well soccer sucks, now I know for sure. Lots of flipping and flopping

fpbp

chile

trauco

shame on all the American's pretending to care about poverty ball to fuck with 3rd worlders