CONOR MCGREGOR ARRESTED FOR SEXUALLY MOLESTING A BOY
OH DANNY BOY
THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING
At least he won that match by submission
>sherdog.com
a /heem/ster was talking about this over a month ago
youre loving this Luke
Suddenly the pure virtues of Islam are looking quite beneficial now
Did he know?
at this point he has been arrested and investigated what, literally over 10 times in the past 2 years?
and now this?
not even fucking tyson fury an actual gypsy is as dumb as this potato.
is this the thing that has been floating around for months?
>retire
>front page news
>less than a day later
>on the front page again
Damn there is no stopping the goobs
of course, hence the "retirement".
They always have.
Proud to be muslim.
Well I for one am SHOCKED
just woke up from a coma. gimme a rundown
A BOY? i tought he raped some slut, this goes deeper
YEAH, he did actually rape a girl.
with shit like this i converted my co workers
THIS
FUCKING
GUY
...
LADS
Not a slit.
She is in a steady relationship with a child.
The animal assaulted her that badly she had to get her tampon surgically removed.
He offered her a million €uro but she wasn't going to be bought off, she wants justice
Why in the ever living fuck would anyone type like they speak
that is what txt is are you dense?
There’s a hadith (regarded as authentic) about having handsome boy servants in heaven who don’t bleed (from their anuses)
>me ma was in gaf in da gaf n all
Dublin slang
is this pikey speak or something?
This is how British Isle bongs speak. Which is why I say we (Americans) speak English, they speak British.
It’s proper english u mug
Have you ever listened to mcgregor speak?
It's what they sound like.
it's jucking easier to write properly, why would anyone do that unironically?
>it's jucking easier to write properly, why would anyone do that unironically?
My dad was an ancap, and a gamer
i had a PROPER laugh at that reaction image.
thank you
is this guy the biggest wigger of combat sports?
this is such a trashy sport and I am having trouble finding worthy candidates
muphrys law
all he had to do was go home and be a family man
This shananigans is something else. I thought I had seen it a from him. :'D Conor call me by the phone half an hour past the midnight. And proposes that he comes over for his hole. I was out of my self, but said fuck it. He comes over after two a clock and is completely whited out. My mother was in the bed (?), in the bed and that's it. I couldn't sleep a little, and soon it was eight o'clock in the morning, when he gets a telephone call from Dee, that says, she's in labour. (*〇□〇)……! He stops telephone call, and I though he'll go. On the contrary, the mad cunt stays for another hours, and is (no idea about this part). :'D Poor Dee is in labour with his little one, while he's out of his mind.
don't they say the irish are wigger: the race?
no we just say they are irish
wigger is american shitspeak
he was a hooligan plumber before he got big. the type of guy that start shit at the bar every night with randoms. a guy like that with that cash is probably gonna feel like he can get away with anything
NOT SO FAST!
>the same arch over and over again and over again
who does he fight on his redemption run after returning from jail with not a cent to his name?
>my mother was in the bed (?)
She says her mother was in the gaf, meaning house.
Also, the part you couldn't understand basically meant mcgregor kept taking cocaine even after dee phoned him
Rapey McRapist
>connor is a shotafag
what a pleb
Hammering the bag.
Aka
Consume cocaine
by they I meant Americans, they considered Irish as niggers with white skin
flashbacks of tyson
his son
Hard to read this without the North Dublin girlo masso accent desu
I thought that was just an expression used here, never heard it in Americans or other Spanish speakers
gonna be a good one lads
so if I say I was hitting the bag this afternoon,Irish people will assume I was snorting lines
nice
if the biggest news in your sport is something that has nothing to do with the sport...it's a shit sport
very good grease. are you going to use that in /hoc/?
mcgregor is IRISH
this whole thing is Irish
why do people keep mentioning americans
Ronaldos rape thing wasn't plastered everywhere? Retard.
The Jocks and the Irish do it to sound distinctive and special.
Truth is only LARPing Americans find it funny, the rest of the world thinks they sound retarded.
Imagine typing 'dog' as 'dug' ffs
I can't believe that violent weirdo would do something like this.
>the woman had to have her tampon surgically removed
gooby'd
urbandictionary needs a new entry
>that pic
goober throwing some dolly? goober throwing some bottle? some guy getting caught doping for the fifth time? some fighter beating his wife? it goes on and on.
I've never watched hockey in my life and probably I never will my guy
Hammering the bag means fucking not sorting coke lel
HAHAHA FUCK THE IRISH
I mean, because I'm never heard people from China or Sweden talk
Just Brits, Americans and Spanish speakers, and the last 2 don't use that phrase we do use, it's weird to see Brits using it
all haf tae agree wiv ye
>sport
It's not so much of a North African thing, but do you have any idea how much Middle Easterners like to fuck boys? A lot. They do it a lot.
>norway
>real country
I dont think the dubs are trying to type their accent they just never evolved past bebo tier text speak
sounds like basketball
Jannies getting utterly BTFO tonight
I've been tempted to watch that Vice documentary about paki/afghan boyfuckers but it all seems a bit too grim tbqh.
No, North Dublin slang speak
People like him who become famous and do this dumb shit are dumb as shit how hard is it not to be a cunt
Does it?
this is worse than the blackest ebonics. i'm no closer to deciphering it than i was 20 minutes ago
The alleged assault was against a woman, you idiots.
Isn't Cristiano Ronaldo also fighting a rape charge?
fake news
>Ryan Tubridy was in room just before they attacked ur woman sniffing with them
Ryan Tubridy is a family friendly tv presenter in Ireland. They idea of him snorting coke with McgGregor and a bunch of Dublin gangsters is pretty funny.
More than likely it's just distorted hearsay, but still.
quiero vivir de gira en gira pegandole a la bolsa todo el dia
anyone got a picture of the slag?
also this is the difference between Irish and Irish Americans. The smart, decent and well meaning Irish got the fuck out of Ireland. The remaining Irish, well, see pic
>take a screenshot of some jibberish text
>HE DID IT HE RAPED HER
If this is true, thats based as fuck
yep open shut case
>That smug grin
based
You're killing me
We know how to treat our women. It's the rest of the world that's in the wrong here. Who are you to judge Conor?
It means snorting coke lad
No
Let me translate for those who don't understand
"This individual is something else, I thought I'd seen it all from him XD. Conor rings me at 1:30(AM?) last night, he said he wanted to come over for his hole (drugs? a certain amount), I was very tired but I said "Fuck it". He comes over after 2:00(AM?) and is legitimately on cocaine. My mother was in the house. No one slept, next thing I knew it was 8:00AM and he received a call from Dee (wife/girlfriend) and she had gone into labour with his child, he ended the call, I thought he was going to leave and try to get to the hospital quickly, but no, the crazy individual stayed for another hour and continued to snorting cocaine in an attempt to stay high. Poor Dee, giving birth to his kid whilst he is getting high.
>reply to message
(can't even understand the first message)
This guy is crazy, that guy.
doesn't seem so bad