NE: Kraft wants jury trial in prostitution case
WAS: Jay Gruden: We need more from Josh Norman
FA: Bills cut Chris Ivory, save $2.156 million
LAR: McVay on Goff extension: Not on the radar yet
FA: Gates 'absolutely' could return to Chargers
FA: NFL eliminates blindside blocks for 2019
DET: Dolphins wanted to acquire Matthew Stafford
TB: Arians hints Gerald McCoy could still be cut
PHI: Pederson does not rule out Sproles return
CHI: Nagy: Howard has role, but open to trade
/NFL/ general: we will always remember you edition
dubs decides when smeth is coming back and how many owls he is going to win.
Jimmy G got fat while nursing torn acl
Week 5
0
I want to die. Football is the worst.
>your team
>biggest hole on your team.
>favorite doujin.
>the sheer amount of metal on smeth's leg.
Reminder Tyreek Hill will not be suspended one minute and will lead the league in receiving next year
That's ok, thicc QBs are back in style
Post pics
He's probably bulking anyways, come football season he will shed the fat, get shredded, and all dicks and pussies within 5 miles of him will instantly orgasm wherever he goes
I'm pretty sure T H I C C NESS is the only thing that has kept Matthew Stafford alive, it's the key to his near invincibility
>wizards jersey
dude wat
Bros
My job is terrible and soul sucking
I’m customer service at a health insurance company
I feel like scum and my bosses are miserable
I need football
All i do is drink when i get home
Nothing besides football makes me happy
Let’s talk about football
>All i do is drink when i get home
>Nothing besides football makes me happy
Jesus, have you even tried doing something else?
Go bike
Go hike
Vidya
Movies
Arson
Anything really
im customer service for the federal marketplace, and let me tell you, you health insurance agents make our job fucking miserable. You do nothing, lie to the consumer, your VR system sends them over to us for no fucking reason. Fuck health insurance companies, fuck you. I hope medicaid for all and universal healthcare exists cause I'm tired of healthcare reps like you making my job more miserable.
Do what I did and get super into anime.
This Jimmy Moreland. Dude just ran a 4.38 at his pro day and had a 40 inch vertical jump to go along with his amazing college career at JMU and solid performance at the senior bowl
Jimmy Moreland is a top 5 CB in the draft class just like I said exactly one month ago
Stop drinking and lose weight
You'll feel amazing user
I’m not an agent
I just explain benefits to people
Alex Smith will be ready for week one. Mark my words.
Hourly reminder that Gronk is a divine hero
you better post this again in an hour or it is not an hourly reminder.
meh
REMINDER
Stay salty
Gronk did not play long enough to make the HOF. @me all you want
>kansass shitty
>2-8
OH NO NO NO NO
@91705960
He's a first ballot HoF
Longevity is the argument used to get bums like tony gonzalez into the HoF despite having no big game impact whatsoever
Gronk is the greatest tight end in football history
First ballot HoFer. Mark my words
Barry Sanders didn't either
same amount of years as Kellen Winslow Sr., who is in the HOF. and Gronk's stats are much better, although that's obviously thanks to the pass-happy era he played in
not sure if he's first-ballot, but he's a lock to get into the HOF by 2026
push off
>Who is Dick Butkus
>your team
>your team's worst uni
>best uni in your division not on your team
Browns
those all orange ones
I really like the Bengals with the black top and white pants
>Air Coryell
>Not pass-happy
Nanners
The black ones
Unironically the seahawks highlighter uniforms
Two uncalled pis first
Stay salty, casual
Welcome to playoff football you fucking basedboy casual
Gronk gets fouled on every snap
Okay, someone explain this to me. Is Carson Wentz a better QB than Nick Foles? I get that Nick was too expensive to be a backup, but you’d want your best QB to be your starter right? Nick Foles was a superbowl MVP, so does that mean if Wentz played all those games the eagles would’ve bootyblasted the Patriots even harder?
It must, right?
defenses weren't as restricted as today though. I think he played after the mel blount rule was introduced, but still, receivers and qbs had it harder than today
browns
the white one because of hue's weird obsession with it. and wouldn't you know, the first game he went with the all-brown color rush, >we actually won a fucking game
bring back the stoolers bumblebees uniforms, those were fun
>Unironically the seahawks highlighter uniforms
patrician taste
Neither did Terrell Davis but here we are.
Foles is inconsistent and the iggles feel that Wentz will be a more reliable qb for a longer period of time. There is too much risk to gamble on BEWD.
T. Never watched either of them play for an extended period of time
>Chorgers
>Rivers' wife
>260160
Seahawks
It's necessary to mention it? The lime green ones obviously
The black ones on the Niners
Seahawks
Current uniforms, color rush dog shit aside
2000's Rams looked pretty good
Considering i’m in the HOU-DAL market, yeah
/Bills Owl 2020/
>Chiefs
>Chiefs don't have a worst uni
You know, as much as it fucking pains me, I have to say the raiders. I'd otherwise have given it out to the chargers, but that autistic lightning bolt they put on the shoulderblades really throws me off. The bright yellow would be better if it was a darker yellow, more kino matchup in both powderblue and navy.
>Texans
>Battle red, especially when they wear the white pants
>Jaguars are clean as fuck
Week 1 2020
0
Aints
These atrocities, if only current uniforms then white jersey/black pants
Falcons throwbacks are fucking clean
>rating the old falcons logo
EWWWWWWWWW
Is Steve Keim going to let Bosa fall to the 49ers to destroy his weak ass offensive line as he trots out a rookie scrambling quarterback? Really?
Alex Smith is retiring after that pay day. He'll sit out this year. Collect that sweet guaranteed money then retire.
pack
away white jerseys and yellow pants. needs more green
bears at home
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
NEVER EVER
Why does kraft want Jury trial?
Surely it'd be impossible to find a Jury of impartial people against one Robert Kraft.
Well, it's true that taste is very subjective. I find Jags unis obnoxious
I love battle red unis tho
He will use his money to get the trial moved to Boston where nobody can touch him.
I'd be interested to see these alongside non-skill positions
Okay, their away uniforms are shit but come on, how can you not like that teal black
bro these look fucking awful. like some knockoff arena league team
The offense changed a lot, they had to simplify a lot of things to fit what Foles could do. That combined with Foles' inherent volatility (he's either elite or dog shit, and can be streaky either way) means his success is not sustainable.
Jets new uniforms are being revealed next week. Thoughts?
Wentz has durability issues.
>broncos
>orange
>Chargers powder blue
That being said Denver’s blue uniforms are my favorite.
Rob Gronkowski
Tony Gonzalez
Antonio Gates
Jason Whitten
Greg Olsen
Vernon Davis
Jimmy Graham
We've had the privilege to witness some all time greats at that position as of late.
hello this is a mock draft I made, it's very biased because I'm an Eagles fan. enjoy.
1. Nick Bosa, DE, Arizona Cardinals
2. Quinnen Williams, DT, San Francisco 49ers
3. Dwayne Haskins, QB, New York Giants (trade with Jets)
4. Kyler Murray, QB, Oakland Raiders
5. Jonah Williams, OT, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. Josh Allen, LB, New York Jets (trade with Giants)
7. Jawaan Taylor, OT, Jacksonville Jaguars
8. Rashan Gary, DE, Detroit Lions
9. Ed Oliver, DT, Buffalo Bills
10. Greedy Williams, CB, Denver Broncos
11. Devin White, LB, Cincinnati Bengals
12. TJ Hockenson, TE, Green Bay Packers
13. Montez Sweat, DE, Miami Dolphins
14. Christian Wilkins, DT, Atlanta Falcons
15. Drew Lock, QB, Washington Redskins
16. Cody Ford, OL, Carolina Panthers
17. DK Metcalf, WR, New York Giants
18. Andre Dillard, OT, Minnesota Vikings
19. Devin Bush, LB, Philadelphia Eagles (trade with Titans)
20. Deandre Baker, CB, Pittsburgh Steelers
21. Nasir Adderley, S, Seattle Seahawks
22. N'Keal Harry, WR, Baltimore Ravens
23. Greg Little, OT, Houston Texans
24. Clelin Ferrell, DE, Oakland Raiders
25. Noah Fant, TE, Tennessee Titans (trade with Eagles)
26. Dexter Lawrence, DT, Indianapolis Colts
27. Joshua Jacobs, RB, Oakland Raiders
28. Dalton Risner, OT, Los Angeles Chargers
29. Byron Murphy, CB, Kansas City Chiefs
30. Brian Burns, DE, Green Bay Packers
31. Chris Lindstrom, OL, Los Angeles Rams
32. Jerry Tillery, DT, New England Patriots
>>Graham
>Witten
this is better than kippers mock draft
They'll probably still look like a pack of spearmint gum.
dream draft
>DET: Dolphins wanted to acquire Matthew Stafford
God I am so glad patricia said no to that. Save the dolphins from gase.
LMAO JEST ARE SO SCREWED WITH THE "QB WHISPERER"
Cards are taking Kyler No.1. Take that to the bank!
>trading up to draft a LB in the 1st round
nah i dont think howie would do that
if anything, we would try and trade up to grab wilkins otherwise we should trade out of the 1st and try and grab a 3rd
Kansas City Chiefs officials have begun discussions about what the team’s response would be if standout wide receiver Tyreek Hill is charged with a crime related to the investigations of possible battery of a child at his home, Coach Andy Reid said Tuesday.
But Reid declined to specify whether the Chiefs would release Hill if he’s charged with a crime or found guilty of child abuse.
“We’ve talked,” Reid said at the coaches’ breakfast with media members at the NFL’s annual league meeting. “But I’m not going to go into that. We’ve talked about things. But there’s nothing more really to report than what we talked about before, the statement we put out. We had the initial talk. But there’s nothing that’s followed up on that.”
Pressed on whether he’s prepared to say what the Chiefs would do if Hill is charged or convicted of a crime, Reid said: “No. We’ll let it” play out.
[Chiefs’ Tyreek Hill reportedly involved in investigation of alleged battery]
Reid said he had not spoken to Hill since reports surfaced of the investigations.
“I have not, no,” Reid said. “Our counsel has told us not to do that. So I have not been in contact with him. I really don’t even have a further statement from what we put out. Really, nothing’s happened there. There’s no news there.”
Not bad. Rashan Gary too high going at 8 and Dexter Lawrence too high at 26 but the rest is reasonable
Devin Bush ain't that good that you'd need to trade up to get him fwiw
>Kingsbury: Rosen fits offense; no No. 1 call yet
Witten is a HoFer
Graham has a smaller peak but he was the standard for vertical threat TEs from 2011-2014
Kind of a big development with Andy Reid and his Hawaiian shirts: Matt Nagy reveals Reid has his own bitmoji of himself wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a stack of pancakes. Nagy showed it to us. It’s real.
>Jason Whitten
kek
Emmanuel Hall, Hjalte Froholdt and Sean Hunting ain't falling that far my friend
yeah, that's why all these picks were A+ lol
also, traded back 4 spots with dallas in the 2nd to pick up one of their 3rd rounders? no way that happens
Favorite no-context needed quote from Andy Reid this morning:
"You don’t come out of the womb in a four-point stance. Well, you kind of do. But you don’t stay there very long."
Btw, this was also the second time he said womb at the coaches breakfast.
Andy is the best. We don't deserve him.
>Wake up
>Gronk is still retired
It's better this way. He can headline WrestleMania soon.
>james madison university
gary seems like one of those guys that will be overdrafted to me, he’s a really projectable athlete. lawrence is maybe a bit low, but the off the field stuff might scare some teams away. as for Bush, i just love his game, and LB talent falls off a cliff after Mack Wilson in the second this draft. i wouldn’t be surprised to see both Devins go in the top 15.
Never heard of him
>mandrama
cringe, t.b.h.
Nice offensive PI
>Mahomes under center, awaits the snap
>GRATED FONTINA, PARMESAN
CHECK GOUDA GOUDA
SET HUT
fag
No u
>can challenge PI calls/non-calls now
Nice
>ravens
>purple top black pants
>steelers jailbird throwback
Damn, that's actually a really good change
It doesn't appeal to me so much, honestly, but at least are not Bucs tier, which are indiscutiblely the worst unis of the league.
Hey faggot remember when I said the Eagles would trade up for Cuckson Wentz and yoy sperged out about it because you said Chase Daniel was a franchise QB?
Andy is based
Elias & Charlotte Flair are headlining wrestlemania tbqhfam
Mandrama < anime, and I hate anime
I mean Chase Daniels isn't a franchise QB but neither is Carson "Next Samual Braford" Wentz
Yea you wouldn't get a 3rd rounder moving back 4 spots in the 2nd haha Eagles don't even need that much help roster wise their roster right now is incredible. Howie really does deserve all the credit in the world for what he's done with that roster post Chip Kelly. Couldn't believe the way the Eagles secondary played against the Bears and Saints in the playoffs despite all the injuries
Nothing wrong with small school prospects
You're reading too much draft analyst stuff if you think Mack Wilson is the 3rd best LB in this class. More I've watched the more I realise this is actually a pretty good group despite what a lot of big names have been saying. Guys like Tre Watson, Joe Giles-Harris, Cole Holcomb and TJ Edwards have all moved past Mack for me
>The Buffalo Bills have signed FA S Bernard Pollard to a 1 yyear, 2m dollar contract
>Joe Giles-Harris
People got turned off by his bad combine, but he's going to be a solid NFL player imo
Re: 91708709
'ate old bay
'ate the kiwi
'ate the turk
'ate bradysknee
'ate JFFM
'ate bills owl 2020 poster
'ate p12
'ate greek spanish cuck
'ate tiki
'ate rasm ranker
'ate cheebkek
'ate cringe folder guy
'ate >yfwdbwdbo kraut
'ate the russians
'ate the irish
'ate british
'ate the bahamas
'ate chicago
Love me packies
Love america
Love the jews
Love Rodgers
Simple as
It's Gronks world, fool. We all just live in it.
Your post gave me the heebie jeebies, pal
Tammy Brady is shitting her pants
Yea same with Isaac Nauta and Jaylon Ferguson. People moving these guys way too far down boards because of slow 40s or 3 cone stuff it's like Damn they are still great players
Only thing great testing shows is a higher ceiling for me personally. Can't drop guys from day 2 to UDFA just based off testing in shorts. Some of the stuff I'm reading is ridiculous about those two especially
>he doesnt Walk With Elias
Yikes
Lions
Those shit all silver(actually grey) unis
Vikings, purple's my favorite color(but I prefer the Ravens shade)
Wilson is pretty raw, but he’s such an impressive athlete that I think with some solid coaching he could be really good. Eagles really need guys that are fast enough to go sideline to sideline for their defense to work. Bush is even better, incredible lateral quickness. With the loss of Hicks and the relative deepness of the DL class, he would be my target in the first round. Defenses need a guy in the middle to grow around, and the Eagles have a lot of young guys out there that could use stability at LB to lift all the boats.
As far as what they’ll ACTUALLY do, probably take a Clemson DL guy or a guard and call it a day. Nothing wrong with that either, I trust the FO.
Yeah, im thinking its our year.
Indeed, those grey unis looks like cheap pajamas
Vikings tends to made playoffs every other year, so yes, this year they probably get a WC (one and done tho)
>Pats
>The Bledsoe flying Elvis years
>Old School phins
>144,629,900.00 Poland złoty
Rams
St. Louis away color
49ers, I like the red and gold color.
>rams
>all of them
>SF home
Newfag here can someone explain this to me?
Fran Tarkenton was 40+ years ago
Every time that I feel tempted to laugh at this, I remembered the Hawks signed that fucker after the Vikings get rid of him
>your team
Eagles
>your team's worst uni
see pic related
>best uni in your division not on your team
see pic related
I remeber idiots claiming scrubs like Walsh, Gostkowski and Zuerlein were better than the GOAT
I have no idea what they were thinking. Wanting to lose is the only explanation.
I despise the dude on a personal level too, but come on. He's first ballot HoF easily.
Wentz
>far more consistent
>better overall QB
>fragile, gets hurt a lot
BEWD
>can have extreme meme magic on his side and btfo any team
>totally inconsistent, no predicting how elite or trash he'll be
>arguably tougher than Wentz, more experienced
Wentz is the safer choice. It's just better to go 11-5 with Wentz than to go 0-5 in your first 6 games and then run the table and end up 9-7 with Foles
I don't think BB would take Tillery.
He isn't a FOOTBALL guy. He is very smart and has alot going on outside of football.
Imagine not having a CLUTCH and ELITE kicker on >your team. I really can't.
Scarn can coach him up. Can he be coached? That's the question. Can he take an ear raping, shut the fuck up and digest?
I can't even imagine it
GOOD AS GOULD
KEK
ratbirds irreparably btfo
Wow, he literally missed 1 (one) extra point since he was in college. Tucker is still the best kicker in NFL history and no amount of reaction images posted on a Mongolian nazi frog forum is going to change that.
U mad bro
** Official WORST NFL Jerseys Power Ranking **
>1. Buccs
>2. Titans
>3. Browns
>4. Loins
>5. Chiefs
>6. Panthers
>7. Bungholes
>8. Tards
>9. Failcons
>10. Seahawks
>11. Jags
>12. Clots
>13. Jets
>14. Vicucks
>15. Fins
>16. Ratbirds
>17. Rams
>18. Chorgers
>19. Skins
>20. Puckers
>21. Bills
>22. Toxins
>23. Iggles
>24. Broncos
>25. Burrs
>26. Stoolers
>27. Gnats
>28. Niners
>29. Pats
>30. Aints
>31. Raiders
>32. Cowboys
Nah bro, Justin Tucker is statistically the best kicker in history, no anger here.
Think Zurlein has a pretty good case after he carried the Rams to a Superbowl tbqh
I'd still take Tucker just saying it's a little bit closer after last season
Cool, anyone got the best grass ratings for the 2019 season yet?
Pats and Niners should both be higher
Zuerlein is OK. Dont think he would survive kicking in the AFC North though. Baltimore is more windy than Chicago and Tucker is still the mosy accurate kicker ever.
>32. Cowboys
Its a fucking star. Big whoop.
I don't know how the Bucs keep fucking it up, dark red and bronze is a great color scheme. Their uniforms were pretty good when they won the owl.
The Ravens all black jersey is pure kino
B-b-but muh history, muh America's team
they are building the patriots' kryptonite
autistic QB, strong run defense and secondary, machine at HC
if only they weren't the bills
Fuck that you dumb fucks. Absolutely unnecessary overreaction to one questionable call. The game is slow enough. Opening this can of worms will lead to the death of this league.
t. soulless faveLA monkey
'ate jew ingland
'ate thousand sons
'ate the shitsburg
'ate the turk
'ate philly
'ate leavelan
'ate bills owl 2020 poster
'ate new york style pizza
'ate greek spanish cuck
'ate WWE smackdown
'ate the santa clara 49ers
'ate the lions
'ate cringe folder guy
'ate >yfwdbwdbo limey
'ate liburals
'ate south american
'ate british
'ate the bahamas
'ate asians
Love me ravens
Love me orioles
Love me Fenris
Simple as
*BREAKING NEWS*
The National Football League is making a big change: offensive/defensive pass interference calls AND non-calls are now subject to coaches challenges and 2-minute review, according to multiple reports. 31 out of 32 NFL owners voted in favor of this rule change on Tuesday evening.
6c. Attached - For one year only, expands the reviewable plays in Instant Replay to include pass interference, called or not called on the field. Also expands automatic replay reviews to include scoring plays and turnovers negated by a foul, and any Try attempt (extra point or two-point conversion).
>teams challenging penalties is a good thing
hmmmmmmmmmm i wonder who voted against it
wonder who voted against it
Was Robert Kraft allowed to vote since he has a pending criminal case against him?
Cinci
>ate the cringe folder guy
Cringe
Cringe
If you think this league is a clusterfuck now, just wait until you can slow down a moment, rewatch it 200x and award a penalty where there shouldn’t have been one. All because a bunch of hurricane survivors got their voodoo dolls in a twist.
Teams get the same number of challenges, this will barely affect game speed at all
>woman shoes
>woman hands
Yikesola
You could call pass interference on every play you brainlet. This is a horrible overreaction.
>what are booth initiated replays
You vikqueens queers are still crying about the Saints whipping you and your mercenery QB up.
How do you even have a job?
Taller than you
I have a very charming personality
May as well cut out years of cock ache and give teams a couple mulligans per game. No reason to stop at holding and it happens every play.
Gronk will be back in the pats roster in a year
like wwe on a rugby field
You're literally autistic.
Doubt it handlet
Horrible decision made by a horrible commissioner.
>Best player on the shitbirds is a kicker
I remeber you Patriot brainlets said the same thing about Calvin Johnson, Steve Smith and literally every other hall of fame player to retire in the past 10 years.
Are u mad at a piece of paper??
I was going to post this like 10 minutes ago but i dont engage with tripfags and neither should you
Thats good. Because I just would have destroyed you
Gronk's body is fucked by injuries, he'll better enjoy his well deserved retirement
Hahahahaha. He thinks im going to reply to him
Love the fact we always wear them now when playing @ Pittsburgh. Whole team seems to play better in them
Oh no, old gay is going to sit on another user.
Those unis are fucking GOAT
>your team
>predictions for 2019
>your hottest take about 2019
Clots
Division champs, 3 seed, dark horse Owl contender
Ravens comfortably win the AFC North
>ravens
>12-4
>Lamar Jackson has another tier pro bowl season as Yea Forums seethes
Seahawks
Action Green has brought us some good meme games, so not that one. The other lime green ones from 2009 were disgusting
Rasm blue and yellow throwback are kino.
very nice
Sweet
Every lime green one it's fucking disgusting, even the regular home unis are barely passable. They should come back to 80-90's unis
Poating rmtweeter screen caps should result in a a permaban. Utter Yea Forums tier cancer
>0-5
>in six games
>run the table
>end up 9-7
thats now how losing 6 games works, nor is it how running the table works
Seahawks
11-5
The Lions will reach the divisional
Browns
10-5-1
Steelers are the team to beat in the AFCN
Cringe
The lime green ones are based. It looks like you guys are playing arena football and it's glorious.
Agreed but isn't there some rule regarding helmets preventing it?
Seahawks
10-6
Broncos win their division
Nanners
Bad (either Shanny or Lynch get fired)
Lions win the NFCN
‘ate the tardinals
‘ate the naners
‘ate the shehawks
‘ate the aints
‘ate the gayders
‘ate the chorgers
‘ate the gaytriots
‘ate the titans
‘ate the queefs
‘ate the nfl coaches
‘ate the new rule
‘ate the refs
Love me rams
Love me football
Love LA
simple as
On the contrary I believe broncos finish 4th in division and raiders finish 2nd.
Poating with a rmtrip ode should result in a a permaban. Utter Yea Forums tier cancer
plz
>rams
>WC one and done
>brady gets 7 and retires
DC isn't winning shit until they change owners.
Negative epa is good for defense
Saleh will be fired if he shits the bed again. Lynch and Shanahan are secure.
>Cakes
>unironically 11-5
>TLaw wins another natty (undefeated) and the Heisman
York has been good recently but if things don't change soon he's going to sperg out again and blow the whole thing up.
Reminder that p12 is b tier csncer
Surprising to see mlbs that highly rated, guess they really are the QBs of the defense
What the fuck do you have against Comcast SportsNet?
You make a lot of spelling errors. Is it because your fingers are obese like the rest of you?
Yedma
So basically linebackers are undervalues/underpaid. Do you have the charts for o-line?
cringe and obsessedpilled
What did he mean by this
Old bay? More like Old Gay, amirite?
Nah, York understands shit is cursed right now. Losing Jimmy last year killed us. Hopefully we've added emough on defense to make Saleh the wakest link in the chain and he gets fired.
Yynejs
Old Bay stop drunkposting
>Old Bay finally drank himself retarded
grim
No charts for oline, kind of want to learn r just to get into football analytics
You characters are being silly.
Stop responding to old bay
>your team
Eagles
>predictions for 2019
12-4, division champ, 2nd seed, lose to the chiefs in the owl
>your hottest take about 2019
giants wont be the worst team in the nfce
you have nice hands and shoes and I like your watch. You seem like a very organized man
>old gay crying that a different tripfag should be banned
He's just a tsundere for p12
>texans
>either steal the division champion again
or go 5-11
>rams will go undefeated and win the superbowl, see pic related for proof
I make no apologises. P12 is an utter shit tier poster.
>old gay calling another tripfag utter shit tier unironically
>PI reviewable
>that whole can of worms
Why is NFL doing this to themselves, nobody will watch this shit in about five years time at this rate
>Why is NFL doing this to themselves
because Sean Payton threw a massive tantrum about it, even though he won his only owl because of non-calls
More time for ad breaks with more play reviews
Fuck off weeb. Piss12 literally only posts faggot screencaps of tweeter and facedbook. He is the absolute worst poster on here and deserves a perma ban.
Hey, leave anime out of this fa/tg/uy.
Why is Old Bay so obsessed with Police12? Is there some critical /nfl/ lore I'm missing out on?
>old gay thinking any other tripfag is the worst poster on Yea Forums
>Caring about trip drama
Filter them both and ignore it all trips are cancer
Jenkies!
>all trips are cancer
hey now, folesbenis is pretty based
>turkroach who spams the thread with bullshit
>based
He's better than Old Bay, but he's still awful.
Yikes!
>turk picks a team based of le ebin television show
No.
>has the best winning percentage in the NFL near you
hahaha wow i was searching thru my Yea Forums image folder and found this, last modified october 31st, 2017
Oh, it's that guy who can't pass the ball.
>lions
yikes, theyre like the chargers but worse
Seems pretty accurate to 2017, with the Chiefs too high and the Pats too low. Seahawks and Panthers are the only real outliers.
pack
9-7, playoffs depend on division
jets make the playoffs
The guy who threw 10,000 yards in college cant throw?
>college stats
I guess Colt Brennan is the greatest QB of all time.
Jenkies! Colt Brennan played in a meme offense in a meme conference. Lamar Jackson did neither.
Anyone that says Witten isn't a HoFer is just trying to troll cowboys fans
He was no Tim Rattay
>Jenkies
It's "Jinkies".
>Colt Brennan played in a meme offense in a meme conference.
Are you seriously implying Lamar Jackson hasn't been playing in meme offenses his entire life? Your team basically ran Air Force's offense in the NFL for him.
2016 was an interesting year
That was 2016, this one is 2015 I think
Jenkies scoobs! This poster clearly don't know shit!
he will be but he shouldnt
Weak b8. Go to bed kiddo
Jenks scoobs lets scadattle! There are redditors in the base!
Bro you reddit space all the time and say reddit shit lile oof and yikes.
>The most reddit tier poster crying reddit
O M I LAFFIN
Based and Hungergamespilled
remember when the Bills and Titans made the playoffs in the same year
>le play long time and do nothing man
Yikes!
Goddammit lads, I'm gonna miss this big guy
Literally a walking repeal of the 13th amendment
Lions
9-7. everyone will accept this as an improvement even though that's where they were at with caldwell.
Bengals new coaching staff lights a fire under their ass while the Browns keep pace in spite of a tumultuous locker room. Bengals and Browns respectively become the Ravens and Steelers of last decade. Sean Payton creates a 3qb meme scheme utilizing Brees, Hill and Bridgewater. Brees scores a game winning td reception from the fullback position as bridgewater is blocking from the reciever spot.
>le shiggy catch and fall down man
Reminder that bitchknees is still banned, lol 18-1
>553 Rush TD
Impressive for a cuck.
you're literally the most reddit poster in this general
>Packers
>10-6
>turns out Leveon bell is actually an average RB who ran behind an elite o line his entire career and the jets get fucked
cfl lets you challenge no call pi
it's pretty bad, teams just save a challenge for their final drive and wait for a big one, happens every time if you're patient enough
>Hail Marys literally don't exist anymore
kind of a bummer
>reddit bay
goddamn fucking niggermore niggers
fuck baltimore and fuck the ravens
>we
>the league is trying to get rid of kick and punt returns, which produce the most exciting plays in the game
even worse
Running back kicks anymore is retarded, I seethe every time I see someone take it out of the endzone
It's never coming back either because >much cuntcussions
Bad time for the league to be doing all this when the next cba strike is around the corner to remind people they can live without football.
>3 times a year a meme nigger who gets on the field 5 times a game lucks into a touchdown
yeah exciting as fuck
The worst part is that they're going to use the fact that they're rarely returned now as an argument for getting rid of them entirely, even though it was the rule change that caused it.
Hey, Dante Hall was based
why wasnt the kickoff rule change not passed then?
They already made them useless, it's only a matter of time now before they're gone entirely.
see
>not saying we
Lol imagine being this uncommitted to your team
I think Old Gay is actually a clandestine Bengals fan and is actually the best poster on the board.
Remember when everyone was freaking out about the helmet rule and how it would get called every other play and ruin the game? And remember when it was never actually used much and everyone forgot about it?
punt returns are exciting
kick returns are fucking boring
Jon Bois did a video on this actually
Kick returns that go for TDs (or close to) are fantastic. It never happens now though.
>removed more than two man wedges
>moved kickoffs from the 30 to 35 yard line
>still not rough
>make touchbacks give you possession at the 25 yard line
>remove running starts from kickoff coverage
It's honestly gone way too far. Big kickoff returns are some of the most fun plays to watch and they're doing everything they can to remove them. Not only that the fact kickoff teams can't get a running start basically removes any chance a team has to recover onside kicks
Literally disgusts me what they're doing
>pic related
>white jersey on white pants
>black color rush, 49ers
Did the refs who missed that call in the Rams/Saints game get fired?
>kick returns are fucking boring
What a garbage opinion. Go back and watch Jacoby Jones run back the kickoff to open the second half of Superbowl 48 and tell me that's a boring play
i'm a debt collector for medical debt so i bet we talk to a lot of the same people
Worst thing for onside kicks was forcing teams to spread coverage players evenly across the line. I just don't understand that. Like, who looked at the previous onside conversion rate and thought it needed to be lower?
I can't understand this. The ref is right there, sees the same angle we do, how does he not see the defender launch himself head-first at the ball carrier's head?
REEEEE MY DOCTOR KEEPS SENDING ME TO COLLECTIONS WITHOUT SENDING ME A BILL. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO MEAN?
>gets EOB 30 days after going to the hospital
>"WOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS ISNT FRAUDULENT? WHAT SERVICES WERE RENDERED?"
How am I supposed to pay if nobody will tell me what I owe? I have the money and I will pay it, but when you spend 30 mins bitching me out you are wasting both of our time.
You should get into the system and wipe out everyone's debt fight club-style
check your credit report, call the company on your credit report and inquire about the charges. ask for an itemized bill and if they say you have to request it in writing tell them you do not, and you demand an itemized bill be sent.
once i get into the IT dept at work i will make sure of it, until then im wringing your grandparents dry for their medical debt
Thank you, I hope this works.
never forget that only ONE entity can collect on your debt at any given time so if you feel like there are two companies collecting the same debt you need to reach out to your insurance or ask if the debt is an assistants or anesthesiologist charge. getting the itemized bill will help you the most. majority of medical debt in the US is from folks not realizing that ER doctors and anesthesiologists and other specialists are contracted through the hospital so you will get separate bills from the hospital and the company the doctor works for himself. NEVER assume that if you provide insurance information at the triage that all the doctors will have it, give your insurance card to every single doctor you meet during your visit.
They also unanimously voted yes on a Sky Judge.
The AAF has been a useful experiment desu. People were on the fence about it due to it possibly slowing the game down, but the AAF's shown it doesn't slow it down at all/
Next season's gonna be real interesting. I just wish they also passed the 4th & 15 onside kick replacement
aints confirmed for eternally asshurt
>DET: Dolphins wanted to acquire Matthew Stafford
LITERALLY WHY
Why not?
>Why not?
Are you not familiar with this organization
>I watch man run fast down sideline
>VERY EXCITE
what a garbage opinion
THIS JUST IN, DOLPHINS TRADED FIRST ROUND PICK OF THIS YEAR, TWO 2ND ROUND PICKS NEXT YEAR AND NICK FOLES TO THE LIONS IN RETURN FOR MATTHEW STAFFORD
this just in i fucked ya mama lol
She fucked you too? That lying bitch said she loved me.
Yo you guys heard that audio AB put out of his conversation with Drew Rosenhaus? Apparently the Steelers did consider trading him to the Patriots lmao
Absolute madman
you might genuinely be retarded
go to sleep little guy
!
>greatest TE in football history
there are literally 3 other TEs in the league better than him rught now
>best te in history
Only twice in 9 years did he play a full season. TWICE.
His best year statistically was his 2nd year. Meaning it was downhill 7 years for him.
His yards are unimpressive.
The only thing going for him are his TD numbers.
>His yards are unimpressive.
let's see you do better
*Does better*
10 years is long enough. He will be first ballot and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it
It wasn’t a missed call. Borderline at best.
Tyreekisntopen.webm
How do you feel about the all red unis? I personally like them more than the traditional home uniform desu
The onside kick replacement proposal got rejected
No surprise
Remember when my Saints got refballed out of an owl appearance by a meme team that was being forced by the NFL ever since they moved to that shithole known as faveLA? I remember haha
BROWN: Philly got a first-round pick?
ROSENHAUS: I think they’d have to give up at least two first-round picks to get to the first spot. Other teams are trying to get there, AB. Ya know, man?
BROWN: That’s amazing.
ROSENHAUS: It’s competitive. Yeah, well listen, if it’s not the Raiders, we’ll make it work with the Eagles. Or the Patriots. Or the Titans.
[…]
ROSENHAUS: I really want you to have a good quarterback and I want you to be in a …
BROWN: A good situation.
ROSENHAUS: A winning environment, man. You know, New England and maybe Philadelphia, these are two of the last Super Bowl champs.
[…]
ROSENHAUS: We’re going to control that part of the trade and make sure it’s a good team and it’s a good quarterback. And you can’t get much better than the last two Super Bowl winners. You know, man?
BROWN: Yeah, Carson Wentz, that’s a win-win.
[…]
ROSENHAUS: The teams that want you right now are New England, Philadelphia, Tennessee, Washington, and Buffalo with Oakland still in the picture.
[…]
ROSENHAUS: I would put the Eagles and Patriots among the top two teams [in terms of where you should go.]
>1play
>refballed
cope more katrina
espn.com
So this guy is what... the Nick Jr version of Chip Kelly?
No arguments here, stay sucking cock though, homo.
FUCKING DESTROYED
Imagine AB throwing a temper tantrum towards BB and Brady in the middle of the game.
Because the defender didnt do that
Are you high, or just a shameless homer?
The rams were the better team in the NFCCG. They played way better after coming back from a 13 point deficit and they deserved to go to SB53.
The no call didn’t negatively impact the saints at all. The ball was uncatchable. If Robey-Coleman had stood still and done nothing, the result would’ve been the same. And the rams went on to play
Now if you’re saying OT doesn’t matter, yes it does. Because if the flag gets called, the saints kicker would still need to not choke the game away. While yes, the odds of him missing are small, so were the odds of the Rams winning in OT. So you cannot write off anything that happened in the game.
In the 2018-2019 season, the rams were the best team in the NFC and the second best team in the league, behind only the Patriots
You must have meant to respond to
Do you think he meant that he literally cried?
>The no call didn’t negatively impact the saints at all. The ball was uncatchable. If Robey-Coleman had stood still and done nothing, the result would’ve been the same. And the rams went on to play
Every part of this is over-the-top retarded.
He is just as cold and calculating as BB but doesn't want to be seen as cold and calculating so he is spinning this fairy tale.
tldr
No he didn't care for a second.
>Dallas Goedert can't blo-
The 2019 Browns haven't won a single game and the sports world is acting like they're guaranteed a deep playoff run at least
What's with the hype?
You ever watch a kid that got bullied a lot stand up for himself and risk taking the ass beating of a life time, but you want him to succeed? This is the sports version of that 6th grader
>cousins
“No”
Why did the Eagles sign Sendejo instead of Tre Boston?
Ertz Kelce, and Kittle?
They must think he's a better fit, I've learned not to question the personnel decisions since Doug took over, other than Golden Tate last year they've been golden.
Tennessee Titans mentioned
But they don't really need a hard hitting box safety, especially one that isn't very good. They need a third safety that can play good coverage and let Jenkins be more flexible.
I hope they take Adderly or CGJ in the draft. It'll probably be a lineman though (and I guess that's not a bad thing at all).
Blackmail attempt to get Robert Kraft to sign Colin Kaepernick falling apart
So you can now challenge UNCALLED pass interference? What about UNCALLED holding? Facemasks? Fuck it just review every play.
>371 posts
>only 7 mention the titans
>one game takes an entire Sunday to play
Sounds comfy
BB would hit him with the SHUT THE FUCK UP
I honestly think they should move Douglas to safety at this point and keep Maddox at corner, which will let Sandejo play back up to Jenkins. The eagle's actually have great depth in the secondary this season if everyone stays healthy. I do expect Darby's leg to fall off four games in again.
Fuck Robert Kraft what a dirt bag
>“I’ve always been good with Jimmy’s size,” Shanahan said. “I think he’s always been thicker than people realize."
Jimmy finna be thicc like he porn thots
He just wanted some sushi pusy nuttin wrong wit dat mang
I'm conflicted. Part of we wants to suck Jimmy's dick, the other part of me knows where it has been.
Jordy Nelson retired
This, he should only be having relations with jewish women to preserve the integrity of his race.
F
I always hoped he'd come retire in KC desu
Dude just got a rub and tug who cares, it's not even a sexual thing desu they're just very relaxing
This. It's not sexual in any way. It wouldn't even be gay if you had a man do it to you haha.
>filename
I don't get it.
poor guy wanted to keep playing. At least he got a payday from raiders before he left
Fuckin F, boys.
GB
All white color rush, I actually like the ACME for some reason
>tfw he could’ve broke Rice’s receiving record if he didn’t drop that wide open 70~ yard TD
F
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FUDGE PACKER
S
Is Jordy Nelson a HOF Ballot
Don't let your dreams be dreams
is he the last honky wide receiver that wasn't a slot guy?
No
Is this the number of dicks they've taken? Because 90 seems a little low for OBJ.
F
He used to be very good but his knees are fucked
Very unlikely
All of those guys seem overrated desu
The Panthers are legit dangerous this year
David Sills V is ready to take up the mantle
That guy won't even make a team
hm
>the other part of me knows where it has been.
Inside 10/10 God tier women?
SUCKS IT RIGHT OUTTA THE COWS TEAT
I TELL YOU WHAT, I LIKE THIS GUY MIKE
The raiders going full heel is gonna be so sick. The NFL isnt pro wrestling: it's better than pro wrestling
Inside of disgusting porn stars. I really hope he used a condom.
Tennessee Titans
M E N T I O N E D
haha which ones haha
Really tho, Jimmy G is too handsome to get STDs
Seahawks
Recently, the blue jersey/grey bottoms combo they wore in the wildcard against Dallas. Of all the color combos we have available (blue, white, grey), that was the worst.
49ers. I actually preferred the StL Rams unis over the current ones. Cards is trash. I'd say they were victims of their color scheme, but the Falcons don't look bad. I their red is just too flat.
F
Happy he got a Superb Owl win.
same
acme vs bears throwback would be fucking kino
Can Philly please get Blount
no but he'll make the second best hall of fame: packers' exclusive HOF
No, Packers hall of fame for sure but no chance in Canton
Still won you Pittnigger
Why would Scarn be coaching a DT?
>people worried coaches will challenge PI no calls on hail mary plays
Give me one good reason PIs SHOULDN'T be called on critical hail mary plays.
vernon, chubb, and landry especially
is that a fucking picture of a monitor?
>Kilff Kingsbury to allow cellphone breaks
Future's looking bright
I can't see why any of them would ever be overturned since defenders have just as much a right to the ball as receivers. Pushing and shoving is usually only a penalty when defenders aren't looking at the ball.
The new PI rule.
So BB gets to remove two or three passing TDs a game.
Hope everyone has a good running game when they play the Pats..
imagine making it to the owl, scoring 3 points, losing, and then the NFL passing a rule afterwards which basically is basically an indirect way of saying you shouldn't have been there in the first place
>picture of a screen
why
based
I feel bad for the lambs, what a way for your dynasty to die before it even gets started. Too bad they won't sniff the playoffs for the next decade.
What does this image convey?
That sw*des are cucks
This new PI rule is going to get real dumb real fast.
>QB is struggling because complete lack of line and scheme issues
>Trade for a QB who is struggling because complete lack of line and scheme issues
Him and Driver will always be my favorite receivers, real class acts.
Green Bay did Jordy really dirty, it would be cool to sign him for a day so he can retire a Packer.
F White Chocolate
What does it matter? The Giants aren't going to fucking win anything.
one has been in the league for 15 years and has zero potential and the other is literally a first round draft pick from last year with basically infinite potential you weeb dumbfuck. Learn to fucking think.
the current vikings peaked almost 2 seasons ago
nah, they gave him an offer, he went for money instead
he'll retire a packer tho
>aging receiver turns town deal to play with the QB he’s played with his entire career and won an owl with
If you think this you’re an idiot
I dont think anything, retard
the packers offered him veteran minimum last year and he went to the raiders for payday. This is a fact
>Chosen Rosen
>basically infinite potential
You are more deluded that Old Gay
>implying that wasn’t my point
They were offering him a ham sandwich, it was an insult
veteran minimum is more than most nfl players have made per year
the fact nobody else offered him enough for him to keep playing is a sign his time was up
Is it finally /theiryear/?
>the default deluded trip is old bay
>not tiki
Get me off this ride
>higher quality players for our medical staff to treat
awesome!
That ARod really really likes big strong men
>Rick Snider
>Snider
Hmmm....
look guys xDDDDDDD he posted it again!!!!! LMAO hella fucken screencapped bro so hella f*ckin funny!
>skins
>winning th offseason
How?
Since when Dan Synder became a journalist?
Let it sink in that >philthy traded the QB that won them a superb owl away and kept an injury prone QB who doesn't get along with 2/3rds of the locker room.
Why do other Eagles player hate Wentz? Who are the players?
Anyone that says Gates, Gonzalez, or Sharpe are even close to Gronk don't understand how tight end works.
Big fudge packers fan here. Cheese is life. Will the good ol’ Pack win 4 games this season? Less?
More
4 games seems about right. The division race is going to be tight between the bears and my lions.
I bet within 4 games Aye aye ron will get injured again :(
>Majority investor: Alliance of American Football in danger of being discontinued without NFLPA help
It was a nice experiment and looks actually good for testing new rules, but it won't survive its opening season.
>doesn't get along with 2/3rds of the locker room.
Bullshit
They want players fighting for roster spots to "develop" in the AAF, which would break CBA rules against offseason workouts/practicing.
Highest ypc for any career te
Highest ypg for any career te
In 100 regular season starts he got 80 tds, all before he turned 30. Only two players are better than that: Jerry Rice and Randy Moss
He's tied for second most receiving tds in playoff history
He is the best run blocking and pass blocking te ever.
He's a 4x all pro, and was snubbed in 2010 and 2012
He's a 3x Owl champion
To say he didn't play enough to earn a spot in the HOF is to say that Butkus, Sayaers, Campbell, Winslow, Van Buren, Jim Brown, Bob Waterfield, Floyd Little, Pete Pihos, and so many others shouldn't be in the Hall.
TL;DR No u
>GRONK LAFF AT PUNY NEGRO.jpg
>Be a roster bubble guy
>Get told to go to the aaf and get better
>Play a full aaf season
>Get called back as a roster bubble guy again
>Get double the CTE for league mininum
Hey bros, it’s time to draft a qb. Who do you think has the strongest collar bones in the draft? Our current qb has none left
Trade up for Drew Lock, or take Dwayne Haskins if Lock isn't available.
>Lock
Might as well tell them to take Daniel jones
It will be gone after the Rams BTFO the saints in the NFCCG two years in a row.
>10 seconds left on the clock
>saints are trailing by 4
>brees throws a Hail Mary straight to Aaron Donald
>Alvin Kamara pushes off and catches it
>touchdown
>it’s a New Orleans miracle
>but wait a minute
>Refs review it
>called for OPI, ten second runoff ends the game
>Rams win
Screencap this
Draft Autists, do the Patriots even have a chance at nabbing TJ Hockenson with their first round pick?
What did he mean by this?
Just so long as the refs don't call their own reviews every other play and really only review when a coach challenges then it should eb fine.
btw, I would like to thank Robert Mueller for my not having to endure le ebin election interference jokes anymore
you da real MVP, Bob
OUT OF VENEZUELA. NOW.
i fucking wish
why does putler have to befriend every single pariah dictator in the world. it's an awful look
Imagine thinking your opinion matters to the sports GOAT.
Just so he can pretend to act tough against the US, gotta pander to that support base. I frankly don't give a shit about Venezuela but all commies deserve death so whatever, if we lob a few bombs there no big deal. Their oil is shit tier anyway.
>Frodo Fucking Baggins tries to decry Tahm Tahm for his Trump Support
>Now Jake Wyler is trying to
How do these people breathe with all the cocks in their mouth?
As someone who was rooting for the Saints the year of the Super Bowl run, they will likely forever pay for what they did to Kurt Warner and Bret Favre that year.
chiefs innit to winnit
Be easy on them.
The fairy tale they have believed in for the last two years just went poof and they are having a hard time coping.
It's was like finding out about Santa Claus all over again.
Plus everybody hates Brady.
For what? Playing defense?
>28. Dalton Risner, OT, Los Angeles Chargers
ImOKwithThis.jpg
What is NFL and AAF minimum combined? What would a year of shitty football and a destroyed body pay?
There's defense and then there's killing old men. I mean, I guess in all fairness they were suited up to play, so they were fair game, but still. Shit sort of hurt watching.
If you're here to play, you're here to play. If the other teams don't like it they can go after Brees.
>Be easy on them.
Can't do that, or else they won't be better.
Week 17
2, one as a Redskin and another as a 49er
>Since 1998
Hmmmm
Any of those picks after the 2nd round are not going to be there, user
Aaron Hernandez. The first gay tight end who was also a murderer and some kind of mexican
Probably something like $300k
how hard do you fuck your wife every night
Based Belichick finally admitted he was wrong to try and trade Gronkowski
>every night
Obviously you're not married.
>FA: NFL eliminates blindside blocks for 2019
How do they expect to do that?
Not as hard as his wife's boyfriend does
Helmet redesigns so the players can see more.
I believe you can use your hands but not shoulder or helmet on a blind side block now.
It is the most common cause of concussions they said and this is the solution.
My girlfriend keeps telling me that having a MMF threeway won't make me a cuck. Is this true?
they're gonna get rid of that guy from the Sandra Bullock movie
Just had sex last night with a 10/10 japanese girl.
was she 14 years old like you?
Imagine having so much shrapnel in your head from being a bombstonian to ACTUALLY believe a system athlete is the best athlete in the US
NEW yo
he just said she was 10
As a Pats fan I would've loved this trade.
Detoilet fans should be furious.
Nah he knew he was done and was trying to scam a first round pick for him