/hoc/

50% of my daily calories come from carbs

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first for minnesota smells like albertan

>relocanes beta thread
Shant. See you in a few hours.

You don't run things here, sunbelt FAGGOT

>first
stupid fucking finns can't do anything right
bet they don't even have any olympic golds the fucking chumps

how many olympic golds have minnesota won

Thank god, it's like filtering you without even having to lift a finger.

have you tried an ascot cap?

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Kaapo Kakko desu

youtube.com/watch?v=E4QKh3JsRUw

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>finland talking about olympic gold

I'd be surprised if you were even capable of lifting a finger anymore, fattie.

OH NO NO NO

No no, shhhh, you're supposed to be gone now.

Jessie Diggins did at the last Winter Olympics.

>mention bodies some
>"them" wild no

sharks

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alright iivo niskanen

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Sorry can't let degenerate fatties think they're people

should i order dominos

No.

>/hoc/ is the Special Olympics of Yea Forums

genuine question does Iivo have down syndrome?

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God yes.

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

>not getting pizza nova

you sound like you watch divegrass you faggot

Imagine not getting a fried egg on your pizza

Remember the

Fuck this disgusting white people cracka sport

Thinking about heeming everyone in this thread

>Buffalo Sabres general manager Jason Botterill, former Carolina Hurricanes GM Ron Francis and ex-Philadelphia Flyers GM Ron Hextall will serve as the management team for Canada's 2019 world hockey championship squad.

Oh no no no no

I used to like when that leaf would post dominos updates
>ranjeet put it in the oven

>bullying
Are you 12, because the only people that complain about "bullies" are usually children and unassertive pussies that get put in their place when they're rude.

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Austria is the equivalent of Florida in /hoc/

t. futbol poster

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Where did Rajeev go?

enjoying your first day?

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start with me

Enjoying recess, you seething brat.

Who /suomi/ here?

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Lads

I request a vintage meme

Its of a leafs fan and a Canucks fan each on their own sinking ships arguing about which of their sinking ships are sinking faster

I would really like to find it boyos

child

He couldn't heem a plate of tendies.

hello

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Ha, I'd like to see you tr-

suomi desu

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Oh /hoc/ just /beav/ yourself

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kek, that was me

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hello

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Carolina PLEASE beat the caps tonight

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Based Gagan

Working on it, Islesfrens.

i still have the pic of the pizza gagan made me that time

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canes are going to get fucking bodied by big daddy caps tonight and thursday
wouldn't be surprised if they even miss the playoffs after this and all 2 of their fans kill themselves

the greatest timeline

i challenge you to find a more powerful beav

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I bet hilary knight has got a pretty powerful beav

have to decide if i'll go watch the game at my local bar or stay in all day

>saying la instead of lad
die

why so angry la

la la la la I can't hear you las

That’s a quality looking ‘za
Gagan did well

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You might think

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/hoc/'s new favorite movie

youtube.com/watch?v=F9eCKuH3KdQ

Should invite Gagan to post here

extremely C&B

have sex

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>Lindholm (77 points signed for also let Jack Adams winner Bill Peters walk with them
haha YIKES
also skinner for poo

i'd post the phone number of gagan's dominos, but i don't want him to get doxxed or you gusy to pinpoint where i am

What's up, Finnswedeland.

Just did ask your mom

I mean they both did well and carolina didn’t like peters system. Brindamours works better even if it invokes a bit of boys club. Ferland still could’ve been used as a trade chip

Was about to go to sleep but my hand slipped and I posted an apu instead.

t. incel

I understand the urge, friend. There's a little caniac in all of us.

>signs the longest currently tenured coach to another multi-year contract
Face it, the sunbelt is based. A model organization that everyone in the league can learn from.

As opposed to the penguins?

lmao i thought dundon was going to start spending money on the team. guess they are still going to be a welfare budget team.

What was it like having a father that enjoyed hockey and took you to games?
Asking for a friend.

coaches get fired at any time. there is no cap penalty for doing that. they are usually the first piece on the chopping block as soon as the team is struggling.

Imagine taking his word for all of that shit instead of checking any of it.

is there a way to filter specific words like you can with flags and tripfags

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correct and based?
thanks for the vote of confidence

retard

Mesmerizing

>install 4chanx
>click the little down arrow next to the post number
>filter
>comment
Give me a (you) now

Yes.

Just filter /hoc/.

they have the lowest caphit in the league by quite a bit. they have made capdump style trades with skinner and lindholm. they are going to let a ferland walk away and replace him with some rookie on an ELC. what is there to check?

try reddit if you need a safespace

You don't need 4chanx for that.

I haven't used vanilla Yea Forums since like 2013

No you don't but what's your point?

have you checked it yet
feel free to correct anything

>install botnetx
shant

Then do it vanilla, I don't care. Whatever doesn't cause your autism to flare up.

Sup raggits

>Error loading a.4cdn.org/boards.json; try going to chrome://flags/#network-service and disabling the network service flag.
was there an update?

I don't know, I got the same error yesterday, did exactly as it directed and it was working again.

yep, they want you to disable the automatic chrome flag for bot network so they cant use your precious cpu unabated

t. you

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t. autismo who needs a safespace

good thing my battlestation is too shit for cryptomining.

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discredit me all you want
you're probably a moron that has powerad.ai scripts enabled

for me, it's vanilla 4channel. no filters

Wrong about Ferland 100% walking, they're already working on negotiating another contract. They are actively trying to re-sign him, Dundon has said that he's willing to pay for it, and Ferland hasn't said anything that would rule out staying.
Wrong about Hamilton being soft or being locker room cancer, but you'd have to actually watch their games or follow the team to know that.
Wrong about Fox confirming that he's not signing in Carolina; all he's doing is spending another year at college, and both he and the GM have said that he is actually considering signing with Carolina, at one point even calling it "likely."
Out of your fucking mind if you think Peters is winning the Jack Adams this year. Probably not any year, if I had to guess. But this year is going to be Barry Trotz, everybody knows that.

>feel free to correct anything
But what is the fucking point? You're not actually interested. You just want to shitpost. You're going to keep shitposting about the same shit. Nothing ever changes.

This, if you don't like someone ignore them or put them in their place like an adult.

Fuck you kippers
He asked a question and I answered it
Maybe if you had chided me for spoonfeeding the little shit maybe I could see where you are coming from faggot

inb4 seething, it's more a feeling of resignation and boredom

>thinking anyone but jon cooper is winning the jadams
>thinking isleshit barry shitz is winning anything
Stupid fucking weebs

You're probably a moron that thinks chemtrails are a real thing

>Stupid fucking weebs
Says the guy backing Jon Cooper?

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Look into it bro

that's a big leap in delusion friend

Not even a tampon gay fan but you're stupid if you think anyone is even coming close to him for contending for the adams.

>they're already working on negotiating another contract
gonna need a source for that lmao
>Wrong about Hamilton being soft or being locker room cancer
Hamilton is 100% soft, the locker room cancer was a meme
>Wrong about Fox confirming that he's not signing in Carolina
this is delusional
>Out of your fucking mind if you think Peters is winning the Jack Adams
he's at the very worst being one of the 3 finalist

Thanks confirming sunbelt hockey knowledge

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business idea: /hoc/ but for hockey markets only

Ok I'll bite then, redpill me on 4chanx.

So vegas and toronto?
Sounds absolutely awful.

...

He does have a decent chance of being one of the three finalists, but I really doubt that he'll win.
The Jack Adams usually goes to a coach that pulled off a solid turnaround for the team or something else that you can clearly attribute to their coaching system, not just to whoever's the coach of the best team in the league, because at that point you can usually argue that the players' talent had more to do with it. Even though I know that Jon Cooper is a good coach regardless of who his team is, it seems like the voters usually don't see it that way.

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>91705323

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>all in Pacific time
>horrible image scaling
Why do you torment us so?

all shit games

here, we can get a rare glimpse of the 'tism

So no source? As long as we clarified who was talking out of their ass that's cool

So do you not know or?

Uncanny how Gary somehow always manages to pull this off.
Would be interested in what the people who post this think would actually be a good game.

True for once
Easy (you)s
Pacific is the best time
4 free
Pretty sure I've made it clear from the beginning that I do this to appease my autism

You seem to be tired a lot. Is it from carrying all the fat around?

just means >their team isn't playing

laffsnet talking heads said that ferland and the relocanes are still "far apart" in negotations.

sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/31-thoughts-connor-mcdavid-elias-pettersson-calder-hart/.
>They are far, far apart in negotiations with Micheal Ferland, so it looks like “when” not “if” for him.

feel free to show me a more recent article that says they are making progress in negotiating.

Fuck off and arrange your sock drawer then

>Pretty sure I've made it clear from the beginning that I do this to appease my autism
wasn't clear to me, keep autisming then

are canes fans the biggest bitches on /hoc/? every thread I read they're crying babbies
maybe the sunbelt fans aren't that bad it's just all the canes fans

>laffsnet

I already did that
Just changed my oil too
Glad you know now m8

>show me a source
>no not that one
Fucking lel

that manitoban is a fucking whiny nigger

nah m8, relocanes fans are ok, it's everyone else who take the bait so easily, i, for one, welcome our carolina frens

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so you have no source to back up your "claim" that ferland and the relocanes are close to a deal

but who r u quoting by this? and reminder the islanders beat the blots 5-1

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I finally get why people shitpost here.
There's nothing left of value.

>left
There was nothing of value ever here

Pretty sure he was quoting stupid fucking weebs.

>adam fox opted out of going pro and wants to finish his senior year
>doesn't want to play for the relocanes
>can be a free agent next season
>is one of the top D prospects right now
KEK

>so did pedosota
Means nothing.

and do I give a shit?

>live in Carolina
>watch hockey because you think it's unique
>every calls you a faggot

FAGGOT

You asked so yes you do.

Something tells me this question is rhetorical

why are we talking about them again instead of a more pressing issue that the shorks are kill and pittsburgh is hot again?

yes

Because you're a faggot and you don't know anything about hockey you stupid bitch

Because murray is still a seive

Caps will beat the pens again

Standings in the East right now:

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Very angry hoc today, let's all take a moment to remember even if we have differences, at least we aren't
>rags

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>rags

Standings in the West right now:

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Shut the fuck up you sunbelt faggot your hockey posts are always so fucking shit

>rags

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>4-4-2
>ssm8

>rags

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sunbelt faggots will never EVER be a hockey market and you will never fit in here. stick to turnleft and college football and quit shitting up our threads

T. Ragsfan

Oh look a snowbelter who hates hockey.
Shocker

least coaster worked into a seethe today for some reason

>rags
holy fuck i'm shaking

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yet i have seen carolina have the same intensity of a crowd as calgary when they had good success.

Do you have original of that Bulju photo? I don't have it in my Bulju collection

Holy fucking BASED live watching them crying over posts like this

>snowbelters are the minority
>in their own sport thread
It's you angry fags that will never fit in

who gets adam fox now? rags?

Oh no, it's replying to itself again.

I kinda miss ottawa being good, even when we got dickstomped by them in the 2000's

>bandwagon rednecks are good
yeah but those fucking inbred retards in the audience have no idea what they're even watching

>in my Bulju collection
jesus christ latvia

And snowbelters magically do? Hate to tell you m8 everyone is shit

you sure they were bandwagoning back in 2006 because carolina cared deeply in the late 90's-early-mid 2000's

how?

It's almost time for the playoffs, did your team make the cut?
There's one person here who I'm guessing his team didn't.

too true.

Imagine being dumb enough to have the word "user" in your tripfaggot name

>still only the kongs eliminated so far
wtf west

Yeah we live in hockey markets and grew up with the sport. I literally don’t know anyone who isn’t a massive Penguins fan even our girls.

spezza was a monster bakc in those days

>being able to understand hockey requires magic
maybe if you're a redneck retard following a sport that's only after your retard bucks.

>it’s a /hoc/ yells at the sky episode

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>Yinzers
Opinion discarded

>t. literally didn't know a single penguins fan before 2005

Caps desu

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Actual mouth breathing yinzers care way more about them stillers but they also watch the pens

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I, for one, would like to thank our sunbelt retard friends for giving Gary Bettman their money. Absolutely WORKED.

>based retard yinzers dabbing on sunbelters
>bandwagoned the desert reddit knights harder than anyone

sbisa did NOTHING wrong

>missing the point completely
Sorry you're retarded. Some people both snowbelt and sunbelt legit like hockey. They are bros. Most people are just tryhards looking for another reason to drink and post on their phones. They're shit.

>he thinks understanding hockey requires magic

also I would like to add, miller is a fucking hack

The only sunbelter I ever spoke to that knew what they were talking about was a lgbtning fan

>you need magic to understand hockey
Based retard

Wilson will be on the loose tonight

yinzer here
just opened the thread and saw the last few comment talking about >us
must be getting close to the playoffs :^)

shall watch the first 30 minutes of canesvscaps then switch to hasb@kitties

Hello, I'm a sunbelter and I know hockey and am not a lightning fan.

>he needs magic to understand hockey
>he thinks hockey is magic

I'm starting to think some of you might just be shitposting.

>a massive Penguins fan even our girls.
yinzers are all pedos. Remember this. It could save your life.

>he thinks you need more than 86 iq to understand slapping a rubber disk around the ice
Jesus Christ how fucking grim

>sunbelters believe in magic
>they hockey involves magic

In my opinion Semin was elite
shoutout to the guy who made me this webm in the summer

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We're mostly snowbelt transplants. The one's I meet anyway.

>they hockey involves magic

CLANG

>they literally believe in magic

sunbelters are so fucking PATHETIC

starting to think no one here is actually seething.

if you dont have a bulju collection you really need to go back to r/hockey

>magic
i like this new meme

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>somebody mentions "them"
>nobody talking about the wild

I can't wait for TB to smash that faggot's face

Sorry, didn't use enough magic wand flicks

ABARA KA DAB ON YOU BITCH

>they hockey involves magic

I am but not really due to /hoc/

Do they have the complete set there?

Imagine not having magic in your hockey. Snowbelters are so dumb

>hasb will use magic to enter the ploffs and dab on the teds

the south is FAT and DUMB and BLACK lmao

It's levio-sa

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>the hockey gods don't use magic

WAIT....guys we've gone full circle we are back at meme magic

no wonder they lost the civil war LMAO

so true

But ur mom's a nice lady.

But pulju is reddit?

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NOT TO MENTION
>they think magic

t. retard
He literally is saying to go to reddit to fill your bulju collection.

IMAGINE thinking MAGIC in HOCKEY

stupid SUNBELT fucking FAGGOT

N/a/shville!

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No he isn't, double retard

>pens about to 3peat
>bucs season starting
>steelers cut the cancer and will finally win #7
feels good to be basedburgh rn desu desu

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Imagine not believing in the magic of hockey. Shun the non believers

Fuck you you superstitious sunbelt redneck FAGGOT

I know I'm just memeing triple retard

ahh yes, my /hoc/

Based Nashville bro

>believes in a sky fairy
>doesn't believe in magic think hockey

Sunbelt won the cup last year though?

You can always spot a sunbelt native because they wear wizard robes and hats to hockey games because they're SO FUCKING RETARDED they think HOCKEY REQUIRES MAGIC

ive never touched a religious book before

Next time I go to a hockey game shall be wearing a wizards robe. Will post here in advance.

has a religious man ever touched you though?

Yeah bet you never touched the cup or went to a cup parade either

>1993

>magic in hockey
>you're a wizard harry
>harry has a lightning bolt scar
>lgbtning are first in the nhl with potential record setting season
holy shit boys

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snowbelt doesn't even have anything to do with latitude

go away

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ive touched the cup before. ive been to the hall of fame and saw it up close. have you touched it?

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

imagine CASTING A SPELL and waving a wand around like a FUCKING FAGGOT because you CANT SEE THE PUCK due to GENERATIONS OF INBREEDING because you're a stupid fucking SUNBELT FAGGOT

i came on the stan lee cup

yah, pic related it's me and my bitch

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do your team mates get mad when you try to touch their jocks you SUNBELT FAGGOT

Maybe if you cared more about WINNING and less about GAY SEX your country would COMPETE for the STANLEY CUP

Just noticed mia's grandma in the back left

>record setting season
The best they can do is tie for most points in a season

so you havent touched it then. what a fucking casual.

Do we even care anymore? The only notable Canadian player on the roster would probably be McDavid.

They will also win the stan lee

In all seriousness I saw it once but never touched it because I was still playing at the time and thought I'd hedge my bets

'Sup, /hoc/.

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The Philadelphia Flyers.

LOL

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Holy yikes

Basedburgh Basedguins blay in Bestern Basedsylvania

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>only SHIT teams playing today

Cast any spells lately, retard?

But you’ll also need someone to score, not just get secondary assists
That’s where John Tavares will come in handy

Cringeworthy samefag. Sorry no one loved you as a child.

>the only teams the Tampa Bay Lightning haven't beat are Nashville, Minnesota, and St. Louis.
What did they mean by this?

FUCK YOU MY SEETHE IS ETERNAL
I SHALL NOT BE DENIED

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>regular season matters

hahha remember when you delusional cucks noted how tavares was a bad signing for the leafs? YIKES! how that mackfired on you

Don’t reply to Sean reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

hockey.

>still gets heemed by boston in the first round
HAH

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not much blots fans even with their great season

I really don't understand why people bother to make random guesses like this when they're almost always wrong.

>regular season doesn't matter

how many goals he got now? ahhaahha thats whqt i thought, btFO

Anyone have any spare >rags?

Agreed.

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>casual sunbelt anime retard exposes himself yet again
Getting tired of this rerun

>leafs make it to the final for the first time since 1967
>lose to a sunbelt team
How mad would Canada be?

it doesnt

>rags
>rags
>rags
that's all i got

Hahaha delusional. Almost as delusional as I was when I thought I wasn’t gay. Turns out I love to suck cock (mostly minority cock; blacks, browns, etc). I also shit through a hole in my floor I’ve never owned a toilet

based

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Mess with Finland and you'll have to deal with me

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Finland is gone, I already exterminated her.

adam fox

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>sunbelters think hockey requires magic
>seeing the puck is magic

Fucking inbred retards

Adam who gives a fuck

>they hockey involves magic
Damn right, how do you think the bolts keep their ice frozen?

You're a sunbelter, BITCH.

dubs confirm, user fucking btfo

Orlando is putting on a new wizard hat. They’re gonna force the basketball players to play Hockey.

>Orlando mentioned
we /SolarBears/ now

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>I’m still bitter about that home loss at Hertz
Holy shit it was a great game though, legitimately the most excited I’ve ever been at a sporting event.

who are you quoting

Of course.

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>hawks-yotes isn't a good game
Basically an elimination game for the sprarkledogs

Ahh yes. Back when I used moviemaker and had no knowledge of youtube-do or ffmpeg. Memories

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Shall be giving my energy to the last /good guys/ in the West.

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Tavares has solidified himself as a top 3 NHL player

sunbelters looking for the puck

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With NHLers out of the Olympics the worlds is the next most prestigious tournament. The IIHF considers the WC just as important as the Olympics.

>phoneposting

that will never win a cup

Phoneposting from the bar lads

this year he wins it

>he thinks magic is real
>he's a fat inbred retard that doesn't know anything about hockey FUCK YOU

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I am recanting recent events.

Hockey soon

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what's youtube-do

What are you drinking?

Glanced at the catalogue.
It appears that the rest of Yea Forums are shitting themselves and flinging it at the walls.

*ting*ting*ting* Ahem I have an announcement to make.

FUCK THE JANNIES FUCK K*PPERS FUCK SEAN FUCK THE LEAFS FUCK THE BRUINS FUCK THE LIGHTNING AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO THE ISLANDERS.

That’s is all thank you for your time.

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bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/43562872

yeah, what's going on out there?

holy fuck this post was so based i had to go outside for some fresh air

>Stop bullying Finland.
he literally forced us to. said he's post pedo and scat stuff if we didn't

No idea.
Kind of scared 2bh.

absolutely based

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>when the senpai brings home Applebee's for supper

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A craft IPA i live next to a brewery

kek

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this much delusion

*tips fedora*

91707620
dumb frog poster

I’m 100% bored with IPA but this is one of the best I ever had. Switching to a stout though.

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its time to BTFO the jackeks.

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He did nothing wrong.

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Wait, you went to a bar by yourself just to pay for overpriced beer and stare at your phone in the corner?

What even happened to Cliff Pu anyway?

It’s walking distance and I meet my friend here every Tuesday for dinner but he has to drive from like 25 mins away

>the anime incelanders are back
This thread had hope

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I too am phone posting from a bar

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upcoming first round swept reminder that Tavares is overrated shit

>I live next to a brewery
Imagine the smell

i've always been here tho

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does he post here?

Nice

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Cheering for the jerks, habs, and islanders.

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>Great Lakes Brewing
>Cleveland
>Ohio
>water
>macfaggot with a laptop at the bar
>Ted
grim grim grim grim grim

Sad

>got bored so started watching videos on youtube of dogs catching fish
it was an okay experience

WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOKKEI

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we dont do that

Should have watched a beaver documentary

Imagine not having magic in your hockey team. Snowbelters btfo

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You have to wait your turn.

I already did that today

he didn't mean porn

but i did

test

tickles

watch a cougar play with a sturgeon
youtube.com/watch?v=SMcK9lHhftE

>water with a straw
is that so other fags know you're gay?

>66
>77

Well played

FUCK TRIPS FUCK ANIME FUCK SUN FUCK DOGS FUCK FUN FUCK SNOW FUCK GAYS FUCK SAND PEOPLE FUCK GARY BETTMAN FUCK KIP FUCK TORONTO FUCK JEW YORK FUCK CHARCOAL BARBECUE FUCK CWHL FUCK NWHL FUCK SWEDEN FUCK LAS VEGAS FUCK NCIS FUCK TELUS FUCK MICROSOFT FUCK NINTENDO FUCK BEAVERS FUCK CAPESHIT FUCK ROMCOMS FUCK LOUIS RIEL FUCK ROGERS FUCK JANNIES FUCK VOICEMAIL FUCK TAXES FUCK IMPORT CARS FUCK NON-UNION CONSTRUCTION FUCK THE MAIL MAN FUCK THE PHARMACY FUCK TAXES FUCK VEGETARIANS FUCK OCEANIA AS A WHOLE FUCK GATORADE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK SEAN

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but dogs fishing is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=Wfj5-dV5o8U

holy hell never seen anyone seethe this hard before
keep going

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SANDY HOOK WAS AN INSIDE JOB
VEGAS WAS AN INSIDE JOB
NEW ZEALAND WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BATMAN SHOOTING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
GREASE POSTING ON /hoc/ IS AN INSIDE JOB
THE DOWNFALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>kino

cry more you fucking bootlicker

Didn't order it with a straw but I'll still fuck you in the ass if you ask nicely sweetie

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do you think he died?

Alright Alex that's enough

bit gay

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/cric/ is still grieving over him

when i say based, you say redpilled

based

Had to get up and run 5 miles due to how incredibly based this post is

FUCK CRICKET FUCK NEWS FUCK SCHEDULES FUCK BRACKETS AND IF IM NOT BANNED BY THE TIME I FINISH MY SPRINTING IM GONNA POST AN ONSLAUGHT OF TRANNY ASSHOLE THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVENT POSTED SINCE JANUARY 30TH

oh shit guys. hokkei is on

NIGGER

post your shoes and I’ll decide if you have shit taste or not

let me guess, still in HS?

my kicks
rangers fan btw

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Really wish ted would change his gay ass goal song

>hackey is on
>I hate both teams

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sumit is making my pizza tonight, hope he's as good as gagan

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I for one would like a beer, and laugh at the autists with crippling social anxiety thoroughly spooked into copeposting by the idea of someone just having a beer at a bar

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Holy shit, why do sunbelt hockey fans just complain about "penalties" in their game threads?

I meant Youtube-dl

Call and ask if Gagan is still working there

Here’s me with my GOOD FRIEND kanye, you have nothing on taste compared to me

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I have bad arches and am on my feet all day, so these are the only comfortable shoes

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Uh, horrible meme idea... Sheldon from the big bang theory, but Dzingel's face, and a caption of BA-DZINGEL!

Somebody better at photo editing than me make it happen

Next time keep your ideas to yourself

subhuman flat-footers OUT

you got some pushups in today, right /hoc/?

I lift like an actual man so no

thinking about hockey while watching hockey

>pushups
go to the fucking gym

byron what the fuck man?

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paul byron got fucking KO'd lads

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BYRON HEEMED

Why do goalies always reach for their water bottle after getting scored on?

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Homo

Louis Riel is based. You leaf faggots wouldn't have so many cocks in your mouth if you'd actually listened to that guy.

Anybody who disagrees can fuck off.

Leg day today since I was still too hungover yesterday
I'll do my usual 200 pushups before bed tho

WASH AWAY THE ANGER

thinking carolina cant beat the caps

Pov Ti-Pol

byron BTFO
twitter.com/i/status/1110689235483484160

You’re reading falseflag shitposts, user.

absolutely the worst possible time to fight for no reason and get absolutely rocked, that looked really bad

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It's just some guy trolling.
Might even be you.

yna manhé une cliss

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Let's not.

he a lot too big for he god dam feet
v based
palladium always a good choice
you must ruin floors wherever you go
classic

alpesh has left the store, should get it before end of 1st

How important is this Byron dude to the habs lineup?

>regular season gamethreads

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>desert boots
>current year
“no”

We have the same microwave.

well did Sumit fuck it up?

I miss pizza

glad you agree arbiteranon, palladiums are so based, love these boots

It's just Mrazek, he lifts his mask up and grabs the water bottle, shows everybody that he's a loser.

Hockey players leave the mask on, show no emotion, wait for the faceoff.

I really don’t think /hoc/ wants my fanbase shitposting in the general for every game. So yeah, regular season gamethreads.

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ET LE BUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

K*ppers looks like THAT?!

get this tranny fucker outta here

I also wear Salomon quest origins

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vermont's lovely this time of year

dislike penis.

i prefer my shoes to be made the nimble hands of south east asian slave children

Yeah let’s ask Canada what they think about Desert Boots.

who the fuck let kippers in here

Post the pie when it arrives so I can judge their work. Not sure I trust Sumit

So what fanbase is this lads

Kinda just want to see lgbting steamroll everyone through the playoffs, like 16-1 or 16-2 record

Habs

91708464

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>making shoes out of suede

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impossible

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based NV poster

>sam will never bend over and present his virgin boy pussy to you
why even get up in the morning F.A.M?

all 1 of you?

clean it up janny, christ

>can’t even beat st poois

I need something that functions like a hiking boot but still looks acceptable to wear out to a nice dinner. I hate having to bring separate dress shoes and hiking boots when I travel.

Not gonna lie lads I would have sex with all those >girls

here's sumit's work, not as impressive as gagan's, but it'll do

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blots are going to get memed on in the first round
t. knower

jannies are absolutely getting btfo'd today

I would like to point out this was a great thread up until kipps posted a bunch of selfies with his friends

>today

starting to think they're the ones posting

It’s leather not suede.

for me it's telling friends i'd do something and then no do it just because

Terrible pepperoni to cheese ratio.

Had sex with a trans once, it was nice

Trotz had a fat lipper in lmao

ET LE BUUUUUT
what a pass by kotka

cuteka

I’m not black

Leave a message for the janny for when they clean up the thread after finishing fapping
>he does it for free

Trans man or trans woman?

>not brooklyn style

how can one finn be so based?

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...

>tfw you are older than kotka

t. Portland resident

trans woman

is that some kind of Manitoban blood sausage on that pie?

>tfw if you were in the league you'd already be past your prime

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sumit is a little wild and loose with the pepperoni
>5/10

ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
T A T A R

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT TATAR AGAIN
starting to think that sumit gave me cheap pizza and put all his magic towards a hasb win

if gary takes this one back because of gally i swear

Looks pretty tasty but I'm also starving and drinking a repulsive mixture of ginger tea and acv