News:
Barbosa fights Gaethje Saturday
Some attention seeking diva fake retired on twitter again
Usman won the strap
Holloway will most likely win
Poirier wins the trilogy
Adesanya wins
News:
Barbosa fights Gaethje Saturday
Some attention seeking diva fake retired on twitter again
Usman won the strap
Holloway will most likely win
Poirier wins the trilogy
Adesanya wins
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Thoughts?
Op is a faggot
*Sips condescendingly*
>Conor McGregor
>real fighter
Rude
this faggot is such a massive cuck honestly
his forearm looks like its stuffed with cottage cheese
I would heem literally anyone here
You know remember the epic super-fight between Rory Macdonald and Gegard Mousasi.
post bussy
Fatboi above wants a (You) but I'm not going to give it to him.
Heavy bulge.
great card coming up
>single digit career IQ Rory gets the breaks beaten off him and even further flushed
It was a bad decision.
Don't ever talk about Rory ever again.
what is this a ricardo for ants
SAVE ME GEORGES AAAAH
reminder this can knocked the fuck out of toilet woodley
Did you laugh at the knock out or him crying?
he literally did not
what's the difference between nate and rory
*wins*
rory is not a drawl
nate is
*wins again*
>heems your heart
*wins permanently*
No.
I consider this act a mockery of Conor. I'd have grabbed that thing off her and told her to pack it in if I were there.
based irishman
*eternal undefeat*
When I first saw Askren get brutalised by Lawler I thought it was really, really ugly. Like "Oh shit, he doesn't belong in there."
It was a feeling of slight terror, like you're witnessing something horrific, like when The Mountain pops the Viper's skull open in Game of Thrones. "Oh shit".
That actually reminds me, if I bothered to record myself watchign MMA live, I could probably upload a great compilation of my reactions. I'm surprised I haven't seen any such compilations on YT. I'm sure many people react like I do during big fights.
*kicks you*
>youtube.com
so cute
PTSD and CTE is a beast of combination for sure b
I don't remember laughing seeing him cry, but then I logged onto heem and read some of the comments and how much his "fans" were upset and it made the scenario hilarious. The one thing I remember to the build up of that fight was "Jon looked awful against OSP and so he's going to lose" and then that happened.
heeminder if u gaf about conor's "retirement" u need to leave
I give the jannies a raise every time Askren loses.
NO NO NO HE LOST TO ROBBIIIIIEEEEEEE
You're technically retired every moment you aren't fighting.
I remember literally falling asleep during Tyron’s fight and then waking up right at DC’s interview and just laughing hysterically.
Everyone who isn't a mark knows it's a work.
*wins your heart*
He's fought once in 3 years. This is a GSP-tier schedule. Why does he think people even care?
because they do
Casuals care but real fans don't.
the ufc should make the octagon girls fight
my hotwife lobovina...
Damn I picked Waterson and Kk makes her look small. Also remembered that KK bullied Rose in the clinch
ummmm honey I’ve been watching MMA since 2012 and I care...
fer sure ur boy doesn't look like a roided out aspen ladd in this pic
KK is flushed
You mean Aspen Ladd looks like a natty Askren
"hE WAS a big boy in there"
If you can't name this fighter you don#t belong on /heem/
ho boy... Nate looks like THAT?
*bulge in pants starts to twitch*
it's a tuff pick b
INVESTIGATED FOR RAPE CONFIRMED
sure man
nytimes.com
>DUBLIN — Conor McGregor, the Ultimate Fighting Championship’s biggest star and one of the world’s highest-paid athletes, is under investigation in Ireland after a woman accused him of sexual assault in December, according to four people familiar with the investigation.
>McGregor has not been charged with a crime. Following the usual protocol in criminal investigations in Ireland and much of Europe, where a formal charge does not necessarily follow an arrest, McGregor was arrested in January, questioned by law enforcement authorities and released pending further investigation, according to the people.
>The woman making the allegation said it occurred at the Beacon Hotel, an establishment attached to a business park on the edge of Dublin. There is little to suggest it would be a haunt for one of Ireland’s best-known sports figures, a multimillionaire with a loyal, global fan base. McGregor is an occasional guest there, usually booking its sole penthouse room, according to a person with knowledge of the situation. The last and most recent visit occurred in December.
>Irish news media have reported on the case since news of the assault first broke late last year, but without naming McGregor. Laws in Ireland restrict the news media from identifying individuals charged with rape unless they are convicted, which has not happened in this case. News outlets reporting the identity of a suspect before a charge is brought often face costly libel and breach of privacy lawsuits in Ireland. Publication after a charge is filed could lead to a more serious contempt of court indictment.
Breaking News: Conor McGregor, the mixed martial arts star, is being investigated in Ireland over an accusation of sexual assault. He said he was retiring today.
This was the beginning of the end.
Robbie flushed him.
Chrissy Blair vs Red Dela Cruz, book it Uncle Dana
>trying to cover up that story with his retirement
>it worked
bahahahahahha well played Goob
Damn. KK looks like how my girl looks after I've just beaten her.
They look like the kind of broads who would suck you off in an alley at 3am for some crack
mommy
anyone got the link to the sherdog huge thread I want to read it
why is the kosher media so slow? we've known this
woke post
Is Dee not enough?
more like dana wanted him gone to keep the ESPN disney execs from imploding
We all knew this.
Don't tell anyone, but Chrissy is my favourite. I'd literally drink her piss (you can tell people that part).
Ben "The Roman Statue" Askren.
>Damn. KK looks like how my hand looks after I've just beaten my meat.
FTFY
Is that twelve gauge?
Conor McRaper is finished
Chrissy has an instagram for her cats where she posts as if she were the cat.
tofo.me
I bet she only has an Insta in the first place because the (((UFC))) under ownership by (((WME))) made her get one.
Based Chrissy
Hope she marries a man that deserves her (preferably me).
I masturbated at about 8am today. Normally can't cum that early in the morning.
that doesn't even make sense my guy
based
*also wins every fights in every organizations*
both correct.
*gets spiked on their head*
Paige is too young to have an oldies picture taken.
>things are so bad in heemland, this creature is getting posted as waifu
Wake up Dana, it's all over.
It's not Paige.
It's someone in the MMA world who is better than Paige in every conceivable way (except fighting)
Wait those are female feet? The fuck
Can Gaethje redeem the white race or will we be seeing another hispanic man deliver another jaw crunching heem for the 3rd week in a row?
*makes h8ers upset because he has a job, wife, and child*
To be fair those feet have done a lot of kicking
Honda Housey.
>girls who weight over 50kg
Absolutely revolting.
This is worst than what is spammed here
YES.
I dont know why the fuck i got banned but am back guys
needs more toe fungus imo
You have to go back.
You make 0 good posts
Can Conor heem #metoo?
why is every fighter getting JUST'd left and right
I invented the fagbib one
He gets subbed in the 2nd
>48 kgs
No offense but when did a white "woman" last weigh less than 50kgs?
One of the reasons you don't see white "women" competing in lucrative Asian promotions in the same way that you see men from all over the world compete in said promotions is simply because white "women" are too damn grotesquely fat to make weight against the cute angels.
whats with her bulging box
The GOAT HW
If i take off that mask will his knees explode?
real women are 80kg+, if you're not a basedcuck
Her pubis?
lol meme tabs!
Find a picture with more talent
(you can't)
Lolgooby is finished
JUSTasquez
>pic
I'd doof it
Tyson went to prison over a rape case and still came back, its not over yet
Who is that goof on the right?
Goobs was always a meme
Now hes flushed and coked out headed to prison
Such is the path of the Irish
Meanwhile in reality
Is Tony vs Khabib ever happening?
good timing Schwep
Khabib ultimately won the war. Tony is flushed
would still fuck the shit out of
Now that the UFC is dead which promotion are you turning to?
For me, its ONE
So Conor is retried for what 12 hours and he is already out of control raping people? I’m sorry but that’s not cool
same
LOLOL
Conor could have been the all time GOAT, but his addictions stopped him. Sad really
Now he'll probably be doing hard time for rape
I'm taking my talents to bellator
The Jew posted this on twitter from Conor management
BKFC
who da fook is that promotion?
twitter.com
Askren said Masvidal is ducking him.
DAILY REMINDER YOU ARE BEING CONDITIONED LIKE CATTLE FOR WEEKLY UFC CARDS. SOON 52 EVENTS A YEAR EVERY YEAR.
Didn’t that case get dropped anyways?
George btfo
AHEM
fuck canvidal and toilettis
>Conor is unironically done
>tony is unironically done
>khabib will get another one sided memefight and retire as the cazzies goat
FUCK THIS TIMELINE
Can't wait for askren on commentary after he retires
Hahahaha it literally is a bargaining chip
UFC won't pay him so he's pretending to take his ball and go home
Either they give in, which seems unlikely at this point or some other org like One or shit even Rizin signs him. Completely stupid statement, literally gives up the plan. Retires and then says he could fight in the future on the same day
>the fighting goy is playing hardball eh?
>put those rape allegations on the frontpage. i want everyone talking about it
Wait a second... do you guys think conor is the same “Irish sports star” that has all the rumors about a rape going a few month ago? Just sayin it would make alot of sense
it would be more suprising if Conor was not raping irish whores in some coke feuled madness
w-whoa
Reminder, there is not a succesful athlete on earth dumb enough to actually rape someone, fake and jewish as always, fuck women, fuck niggers, fuck jews, fuck jannies
You can't condition me buddeh, the only thing I notice is that each FN cards now is literally 80% who cares. They should cut half the fighters.
>Cazzie that didn't watch the tonight show thinks his opinion matters
He literally just told Jimmy Fallon LAST NIGHT that he was going to fight in July. You think he'd lie to Jimmy Fallon?
Askren vs Masvidal is a retarded idea
leave the jannies out of this it's rude
this
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
For me, it's Street Beefs fight league
>Fighters are respected for their skill
xD
>their dedication to the sport
LMAOOOOOO
me on the rite
I don’t think you realize how stupid successful athletes are.
Well obvously its not real rape its meme rape where the girl just fucked him because of who he is then felt used afterwards and her friends probably found out or something
Big Mighty Mouse fan here
what the fuck is a "proper pina colada"? you don't use whiskey in a pina colada
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
WWE
He's half mexican
youtu.be
Wow you’re one cool dude who drinks alcohol and is a cool dude who knows his alcoholic drinks that contain alcohol You will be the star of jr prom for sure heemboy
Based
have you thought about a career as a detective
Literally ZERO rich and successful athletes have issues getting women to spread their gash for them. Absolutely absurd to even think that a Conor or a Kobe needs to force a woman on his dick.
oh yes
>spoilers in title and thumbnail
I have legit question. Why is there 0 (ZERO) push for khabitch to move up? How can nobody else ever brings this up. There's literally a whole division filled with high tier wraslers. Everybody knows WW is closer to his natty weight. Now with Tony sperging too hard, there's no one else left in LW. Where the fuck are call outs, where are the discussions? Why is nobody pushing that fatcheeked goof to do something? Janni bones has DC and all paydays in HW, he will have no choice but to move up if he doesn't want to shit on his own legacy and bank account. Some one incept the talking heads with "goats" moving up idea, all it takes is a little push.
based user calling out that stupid liver abuser
who the hell are these people
That...explains a lot
You want the /heem/pilled timeline of events?
>UFC signs PPV deal w/ espn
>ESPN requires main events to be title fights
>UFC tries to slot Conor in comain vs cowboy
>Conor says fuck u goofs give me UFC shares
>ufc says no
>Conor says yes
>ufc says no
>Conor says “I retire”
>WME releases rape story in USA
>I write this green text
Now you’re caught up
tyron heems khabib
For me it's John Mercurio (8-8)
thanks, thoughts on this mj track?
youtube.com
Mad that you aren't old enough to drink yet, junior? Or perhaps that you have no friends to drink with?
Based and dare I say...redpilled?
the next conor is in there somewhere
unironically this
Cutting weight is for pussies and anyone who does gets an asterisk by their wins
Now go sip that water gay boy
I'll look into it
Only childminded people binge drink by the time they're 21.
lol
Guys what's wrong with Masvidals stomach?
I’m actually a professional (you) farmer, don’t think I could take on a second job.
I shit in his can toilet mouth when he was sleep
just use whiskey instead of rum. it basically taste the same with all that coconut and pineapple filler masking it
Its called being natty
This
>Talking about alcohol on Yea Forums makes you an alcoholic
Really reaching here
HGH gut
This, each lbs should be a division with a champion.
>ufc is flushed
Brozers...
Binge drinking doesn't stop until you're done with college and then you just binge drink once a month or whatever. The only people that stop are the ones with no friends to drink with
Found the virgin
ONE is unironically pretty good, when they don't cut weight you get some absolute banger fights often
They all cut weight retard. Listen to how Askren describes it and its the most phony stupid measure ever. All these ONE shills are fucking pathetic fags
shut up fat
Mexican is a nationality, not a race
barboz is whiter than gaycheese
notice how she isn't denying it
Conor:
>Give me company share
Dana:
>Lol no
Conor:
>I'm retiring
Dana:
>Lol ok
*Calls up NYT*
>Yes *that* Conor McGregor is under investigation for tape
Mike Goldberg:
>JUST. LIKE. THAT.
MEGDAN MMA
You don't know who the Caveman is?
the ufc/Disney were the ones who put the story out there about conor and the rape thing to American news outlets
scared cuck
>Watch Maycee Barber absolutely throttle J.J. Aldrich at UFC Fight Night 148. VIDEO »
Damn. I didn't see the fight but from that headline it sounds like Maycee did great and actually probably will be the youngest champ
Conor is done lads, I'm sure of it. I'll literally stab myself in the nutsack if Conor fights again.
>he needs alcohol to have fun AND sex
God damn that guy looks like an absolute freak. Anyone got a name? Anyone know what brand of shades he's repping too?
Valentina will kill her
It wouldn't surprise me.
He's natty like all the cubans fighting in the UFC
are korean zombie or superboy ever fighting again?
Basado
Choi doing his service and Zombie will probably fight soon since he lost to Yair.
>we will fight when I decide
Lol look how that went
Yeah Yoel is a pusseh for ducking the real natty goat
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Punished Superboy will make a run at the title
Fuck you spammy. It's literally your fault that I can't post pictures on Yea Forums anymore.
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Rich Piano
My favorite female fighter? Macy Chiasson, no question.
Thoughts on Maycee Barber? You
Dana will try to kick him out if neither Tony nor Connor will be able to fight him. He wants champs to stay as long as possible and only relinquish the belt if they lose. He hates gsp tier shit when you win and retire
based
New thread i know it's early but it's a good one:
91704371
91704371
91704371
How is our boy holding up?
RIP Pianoman, this is for you spammerboy: youtube.com
State you're job, salary, and age:
>Sous Chef at Wendy's Restaurant
>12.25 per hour + benefits + free food
>28 years old
>Wendys
>In the UK
>UFC Fighter
>50k a year
>over 30
>Yea Forums Jannie
>unpaid + ban Swedes on sight
>31
is lukas really german
Oh darn, you guys are claiming those steam keys quick, I can never get one
?
>pulls out of wendys
>stays in EU
Please stay in your containment board.
Give me one (1) good reason you coward fucks are not from Arkansas
fuck rules you libertarian cuck
redpill me on arkcansaw
Did Tony go crazy because he broke the conditioning or because he didn't break the conditioning?
*turns coner into a rapist*
I will be the nex tony ferguson
>Claiming to be a man when you've never even owned a pair of jorts
Gotta be a sheesh from me, dawg.
the chip. it was the chip
remove the chip, find the answers
Ben wins 10 out of 10 times
*ahem*
I am not a homosexual.
I went to Hot Springs, Arkansas a few year ago
Damn good time
I was able to read this post
Askren only wins fights where losing wouldn't have make sense to begin with.
this user understands the fight game
God damn you could heem me with that dick.
It would be a shot behind the head
big if true
from the guy who usually posts dicks and poo
That's deep, losing never makes sense for Askren so there is no reason to indeed.
oh
>mfw AWKANSO fatso trying to get heemed
Are you wha-what, are you kidding me. Hold on. What. Look at this woman. Are you kidding me? Like, lookit. What’s so funny, bud? Why, like, what are you-pussy, like, what do you think that you’re gonna do, like, someones not gonna slap the fuck outta you, like, what are you talking about? Uhh. Uhh. Its funny, uhh. Eh, eh Ca-eh…Canelo, eh, eh, let me borrow your car. Let me borrow your car, buh. Le-ehehheh. Refemumibuh [sic], Its crazy, I’m li-uh-oh. Eh-ima-eh, uh, why don’t you ask your wife if I can borrow your car, its cool-eh, you know what I’m saying, eh man, talking shit. Th-These guys have eve, they already work, they, they-they work hard they have ev-everything they work for why, like why are you-why are you-er-eh are you. I’m hard at work, bitch. Wh-you know, take care of your family and quit acting like a little-quit acting like you can fight, yea-y-you fu-y-you can’t fight. y-you know
My UFC London poster got damaged on the trip home. I didn't realise how big they are.
fuck you, bitch
Nick was the first fighter to beat Silva and GSP and I don't think he really gets the recognition he deserves for it
tfw bought cute bjj clothes for my first practice today but woke up with a cold
>Nick
You mean Bisping, right buddeh?
I miss their antics
Bisping sent GSP to the hospital and didn't tap. As far as I'm concerned, Bisping won that night
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twitter.com
Kinda want a trashy hillbilly chick tbqh, i think Arkansas is a good place for that
liturly dont care
give me some advice on how to get women, /heem/
unlucky man
shut up
>cute bjj clothes
>cute
why would you describe Reebok fight gear like that?
I need to get myself range banned, any tips?
show her your pepe collection
what are you're thoughts on conor mcregor being arrested for a brutal sexual assault on a 7 year old boy?
reported.
>not going full death squad lizard on your first day
pathetic samefagging
...
holy based
since when does heem hate luke thomas?
His bookshelf intimidated us
I accuse you of sexual assault!
Doesn’t feel so good does it?
If you marry a hot woman, you will never be tempted to cheat
Quit fighting in the UFC to go fight ISIS but ended up training illiterate farmers in rural West Africa
Ye
How do you know she won't be tempted to cheat?
You really do like posting this picture don't you
McKenzie Dern V2
Cringe. So fake.
That's what most people said
Conor did nothing wrong
you think theres a woman in the world who'd say no to an Irish specimen who looks like this?
forgetaboutit
>Frigid little manlet with an ego
lol
Casuals are what make the sport dumbass.
>the woman had to have her tampon surgically removed
gooby'd
Oh for sure bee
Would you push Claudia off the cliff if you were there with her and no one else was there?
Personally I would. I mean, you can just say she slipped and no one will know.
*dabs*
How has his American visa not been revoked yet? He's an unruly hooligan rapist
What a weirdo you are get yourself checked into a mental institution before you hurt someone yeah?
>the absolute state of the catalog
imagine how deranged you have to be to find this picture and make this post
I hate how he refuses to state anything without the beta disclaimer “I’m not saying it’s true, but I’m not saying it’s not true, don’t get mad at me I’m just here to offer a point”
Stop talking to yourself weirdo
More like Canor wanted a 165 lbs division and verbally agreed on a title fight with Flushedboy Cerronay on twitter.
He took the idea to the UFC and they said no. Now he's throwing a tantrum.
casuals help this sport achieve greatness by watchin and promoting it
dana and his joo friends ruined this port
Neither because it happens and I get why he is crying and if you don’t you’ve never tried to be a high level competitor at anything in life
2019... I am forgotten...
t. high school wrestler
>Laws in Ireland restrict the news media from identifying individuals charged with rape unless they are convicted
America is a cuck country, we send rape accusers to congress so they can testify before the world stage
>he cries
thats a yikes from me
So? I’m not saying it’s great but it’s something you can’t control if you have the personality that puts your entire self worth into achieving something
Imagine thinking Barboza has any chance this weekend
Imagine thinking Gaethje is going to fight intelligently and won't get KO'd brutally
Wait just a second how did Cowboy go from fighting an unranked WW and a #14 LW to being in title contention all of a sudden against Al?
Who is this?
She looks like she has a mental disorder in this picture.
I believe that's a phenomenon known as "No make-up"
Based
I kinda look like that... I've never taken anything in my life
Someone explain?
No ass
Nah, I'd let her put me in a Triangle Choke naked even if I knew I wouldn't ever wake up though. Also, samefag.
It really doesn't matter if he fights intelligently in this fight or not. Gaethje's entire game is just walking people down and throwing everything but the kitchen sink. He won't give Barboza any room to throw his little meme kicks and eventually he'll smother him, probably in the clinch. His style is like kryptonite for Barboza. It also doesn't help that Barboza tends to fade later on while Gaethje has a great gas tank.
>ywn be part of a irish whatsapp group
why live
do you actually think you need to explain to that /heem/? you're the one to come in here and talk sense into the rest of us because we just don't understand? hope you're young lad.
Just remembered MM isn't in the UFC anymore lads
;_;
>clinch
Huge gamble my dude, there's no guarantee this guy ever wants to wrestle or grapple with anyone, he's said so himself, his goal is to always stand and bang and unfortunately for him his chin is gone and Mark Henry has his number.
Justin "The CTE highlight" Gaethje
cant you just join their group?
Wake up, Tim
Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.
Conor didn't deserve this. He really didn't. I was ready for him to lose a decision, but not like this. And fuck Nate so much.
I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the Holloway fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.
That's not what being KO'd means
If this happened in 2019, ref would have stopped it at the 17 second mark
its tough out there, take some time off to clear your head
Robbie was beating Askren's brains into the canvas and Herb didn't call it
literally makes me seethe to the point of rabid foaming every time i have the misfortune of being intrigued by one of his video titles
Herb should have called it. Looked like ASSkren went cold at least 4 times in that beat down and follow up strikes from Robbie woke him up
Herb clearly gets instructions
It’s called responsible reporting and intellectual humility.
It does take a triple digit IQ to appreciate Luke tbf
cope
>defending a fatty
Is your argument that there are too many late stoppages in 2019? Or is it that there has not been an increase in early stoppages since the WME takeover? Either way, you're fucking retarded AND blind
He would Heem you kiddo
maybe if I was a plate of Texas BBQ
let me do the next thread bros I need this
kill you are self, my man
>formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today
Conor will be back, clearly another cheese ploy
It will feel better to lose a hard fought battle (to me) than to be given a victory. I will be making the next OP, but know it is for your own good.
Yes why else would the picture of DC crying get reposted all the time if not to mock a man crying about his pursuits, oh sage boomer
Sorry but there's only one poster that can be trusted with such things and you're not sharing the same flag.
He was legitimately unconscious lol
I've come for my share of the company, Dana
it's a meme ya dip
His unconscious head flops @ 2:01
just trashing on the back of his head
honesly, i'd fuck it all up too.
Maybe not today
Maybe not tomorrow
But know this Jonathan
I will get my SUCC
Yes, that is what I linked.
*BANG*
*steps over you*
No, you linked a video without a timestamp because you're a lazy inbred islander that lacks the balls to be a soccer hooligan
hah based
Damn Tyron got pieced up with elbows all night
*rapes you*
You're giving me second hand CTE
Put the link in to your browser search box and press enter you retard. Tell me where the video starts you primate.
hah baseder
>Expecting Americans to understand technology
We're discussing the embedded link and your lazy post offering no direction, if your intention was a post for boomers then you should have made it on your homepage, r/mma
you're dumb and now you're doubling down on stupid. sad stuff
Get the black pudding out your ass, redcoat
I think Gastelum will win easily because he has a good chin and Adesanya doesn't have big power.
Wise would be of Gastelum to fight for a decision.
He could knock the other guy out though. Unlikely.
I don't like Adesanya's striking defense but I feel he is the superior kickboxer
shiiit, it really does look like he goes out
Think we'll ever see a promotion that gives every fighter a certain percentage of the company?
bit embarrassed are you?
He tripped on a wire indoors and got a career threatening injury
Because he unironically will never fight anyone he doesn't have twenty pounds on, and if he ever does it looks like the Tibau fight
I use google everyday so I'd say I deserve my lion's share of the stock, about 45% equity if I were to be modest
that you share my flag, yes
>More chin in that pic than R9k combined
Daily reminder that Cejudo NEVER beat MM
Gastelum will wrestlefuck him.
Fucking hate this fat cuck
why
>mighty mouse was robbed!
>he is the true GOAT!
ISIS vs Kennedy when
Imagine if we had an MMA analyst/commentator that was willing to make brazen, unfounded libelous claims and was not afraid to use racial and ethnic slurs. Instead we get this wumpkis
Based
Nice picture of you my guy
I like the 1 punch to get the arm in a chokehold
are they gonna finally get rid of dana white after he fails to top 100k ppv buys for the rest of the year
Dana White is only there to absorb the hate that would otherwise be directed toward WME
My favorite.
He signed a 7-year contact extension last week
So, uh...no
Spammy are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok spammy?
What
Dana White is the only one at WME that has some semblance of an idea how to run the ufc
All the kikes know is muh image, muh wmma
>Falling asleep during a Woodley fight
Kek. Tyquill strikes again. Dumb boring nigger
I'll be watching from the walls.
I like the armpit punch
> Tyquill strikes again
How’s Conor mcgregor height in cm?
diaz bless :)
169
height should never be measured in metric, don't have any idea what it means
your probably 155 if that helps
So the reason the cowboy vs Conor fight was scrapped was because the ufc knew conor was going down for rape?
ACTUALLY I'm 181.61
>71.5
tragic
What's the best ages to do gear bros?
en.wikipedia.org
whaaat they fished this guy out of the septic tank to fight greg hardy in another undeserved co-main spot, the ufc see is shameless
wait until you're completely done developing at age 25. But if you're not an athlete or in some way making a good career off your body/performance, there is no reason to take gear. Unless you're 40 with low T.
5'10 so in reality probably 5'7
fkn midget
im gunna do gear right now haha jk
start at 12 so you can outperform in high school football but make sure your skin is black so as to avoid suspicion.
I'm already 29. I was thinking late 40's would be a good time to start.
About 33 when you are at peak performance and old enough to not fuck up your health. Just do one cycle to create the maximum amount of nucleus in your muscles and abuse them to the rest of your life
Ho Lee Shit I thought you were memeing
Tapology has it listed on the prelims, what's up with that
when Goob posted his "retirement" tweet I didnt think anything of it and now its all over the news and dana releases a statement on TMZ like what is this bullshit fuck off
Oliveira/Jingliang will be a race to foul
this is what I saw
Dana is punking him because he knows this is partly a stunt by Conor to try and get what he is asking for
This is WME management 100% The tribe uses controversy as normie advertisement
I love the WME era.
People shit on Dana for some reason but the guy knows how to treat fighters. They are cocky pieces of shit who want everything at once. He will bury McGregor for as long as he decides to return
How old is this? Plus Jingliang pulled out with injury last week
apparently evil cowboy might be fighting mike perry, which is a terrible match up for perry
Where my 205ers at?
Shit, that would have been good. And I rely on /heem/ to keep me up to date on MMA news I agree and would like to see
It has just been made official. Perry vs Oliveira in florida is a done deal
frick off oldfag
Home field disadvantage for Perry
He can only hope that favela grenade did more damage than we were told to Oliveira
ik this is retardedly vague but i heard (JRE i think) that if you take a low dose cycle of certain steroids at a younger age then you can increase muscle development and things like tendon strength for basically your entire adult life without any lasting negative consequences
just typing it out sounds like bullshit but i obviously know nothing about gear
>Florida Man strangled by Cowboy
I'm OK with this
If Stipe beats Jon and Colby beats Usman then I'll stop spray tanning.
It's true.
It's also epigenetic so you pass it down to your children
Having a roidfreak dad is one of the best bases for MMA
It doesn't work that way. You body stops produce testosterone when you take steroids.
is that why deflated brock looks like hes wearing a muscle suit thats sliding off his body
>Rogan science
>every 10 years the cells in the body rejuvenate and shit
It's not sliding off his body. It's just sagging
based mcgregor
Andrade is gonna be the first triple champ
When he is on cycle is pretty big and it's impossible to save a big chunk of his muscles at his age during the cutting period.
When you are on steroids your body perform better, it's much easier for it to get bigger and it burn much more calories. It's an ideal thing for sportsmen. That's why it's always funny when people say that Olympic wrestles are clean. Your body won't let you to save so much muscles because when it's not on testosterone it values fat more than muscles
He hasn't cleaned out lightweight yet why would he move up. Moving up in weight is a meme anyway.
Is that the hammer
Yup
I reckon i could take him
legit question here
are you guys actually retarded or just pretending?
What are you implying there, my guy
both?
retards can joke around too my man
im on the mt rushmore of iq and dont say its just becaz of my athlete mentality. fhur sure lose mah number b.
This.
Conor is innocent until proven guilty and I will report any derogatory posts
You: mad because skinny and white
I invented Cocaine McGregor
If I had a time machine I would go to a young Conor McGregor and convince him plumbing is a noble and respected profession. Then I would come back to the present, go back to my moon base home and watch Mendes/Holloway III
Conor heeming some manlets was good times though
That potato nigger is guilty
I invented toilet till
you invented fookin nuthin
get a peach of this munster, b
Where did the “I invented” meme originate from?
kiwi farms
I invented it
>time machine
somebody should to invent it
One thing they don’t you about peaches is you can’t eat the pit
I invented Toilet Till and now other goofs on here claim my shit
>Filthy potato thinks he can hardball me. Get me the number of the new york times.
Some eastern yuro shithole that should be all you need to know about the quality
Doing your mom
If I had a time machine I would invent the Toilet Till meme.
The nytimes ran a repeat of a months old irish fake news article.
If it was real the case it would have been mentioned by the Irish police. You can not name names in Ireland, but you can mention the case without names, for example the Irish police can say things like "A man has been arrested in connection to an alleged rape that took place on December 11, 2018". There has been zero mention of anything indicating that there is even an incident being investigated.
archive.4plebs.org
First Toilet Till in Heem history
>a fucking leaf
The king has released a statement
youtu.be
every matchup is terrible for perry because he fucking sucks.
He needs to call out Mickey gall?
>tfw you could split every here's wig
I even called the Masvidal fight
I could spit at your bitch
dude he beat peach beast paul felder
Just barely, and Felder had a broken arm for a large portion of the fight.
Rather be a beast of a peach than a peach of a beast.
that's the DSL dark lord spaniard, the man, the myth, the man-getter
who can fuckin' top that bro?
peach of a choice my guy
You just know Weidman and his sister have fucked
I already knew that the Canadian guy invented toilet till.
Must feel pretty weird for the person on top too right
NEWNEWNEW
500
bless that camera man, he knows where the dick goes
Seeing Mouse beat the shit out of that imposter makes me miss Mouse
he'll come back to heem him