/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Hitchhiking Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
FIA: "In 2020 we will allow even less oil to be consumed"
Ilott will test for Alfa in Barcelona
2021 being heavily discussed
Alonso with a Formula Renault team

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bottass

bless

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death to mana and carrie.

rtriu

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>replying to the """""Dane"""""
sometimes Americans fascinate me

Just shows how nu he is.

*blocks your path*

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Nah

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why do people like him so much?

Dude shoeys lmao

Oh God

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*tricks you*

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they do?

why wouldn't they? he's a fun guy

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Is losing his front wing Ricciardo’s fetish?

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big smile and super normie personality

She's dead to me.

gimi
youtube.com/watch?v=g5ooyjaXuK0

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inb4 she koins Carrie's team and gets absolutely exposed

>Lore theory:
She's waiting for next year to become a full on slut

I think she is either racing a Porsche or a Mini.

Banking on the Mini

She has been driving some Porsches lately iirc

this absolutely dogshit music, they really want that zoomer demographics?

>he's a fun guy

No, he's that extroverted fuckwit at the party dancing on the table and demanding that everyone join in because to extroverts like him more people doing what he's doing = more fun, but he's too low IQ to realise that different people have different ideas of what fun is and not everyone enjoys making a spectacle of themselves like he does.

pic very related

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Agreed

*tips fedora*

is there anything that doesn't irritate you?

She's going to have to if she wants to maintain any kind of fame, because she's quickly becoming irrelevant because she couldn't even handle Clio Cup of Eastern Europe.

>(You)s

>pretending to be irritated and constantly annoyed and angry
>because of replies on an imageboard

>she's quickly becoming irrelevant
M8 she has only ever been relevant to >us because of the general obsession over female drivers

>t. hangs on my every word to be irritated

>10.3k followers
Including Lando, humorously

well have this one. chill out baby, ya don't need to fight every cunt you see

Ricky bless

>ya don't need to fight every cunt you see

Fucking oath I do. I fight every cunt I see, chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.

>He's extroverted and I'm not so I don't like him

Imagine being this autistic

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First for Carrie's titties

>reading comprehension

aus exposed

No, he's that introverted fuckwit at the party standing in the corner while his feet hurt, creating narratives about the motivations and experiences of other people he describes as extroverts, because introverts not having fun with anybody = more fun, but he's too low IQ to realize that different people have different ideas of what fun is and not everybody enjoys quietly seething about other people enjoying the spectacles of the extroverts.

>reading comprehension

Nowhere in your little diorama do I attempt to force him to have fun how I like.

Based

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based

>all these people that I make seethe so easily

Sometimes my own power level scares me

Well, I follow slags with so much followers and are known only for dancing in some local disco so yeah, she's pretty low tier. Eveb Amna has double than that.

>Sometimes my own power level scares me
>doesn't realize it's autism power

you two kiss already

If I have to kiss a Russian I'd rather kiss the ballerina tbqh.

Reported to Australian government for unauthorized internet use

Is this how you interact with people in real life?

he doesn't have a life outside of Yea Forums

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So what I heard is that the 2021 rule changes will result in the cars becoming even larger than they currently are.

Is this going to result in some of the tighter circuits becoming more difficult to navigate? Isn't FIA worried that this trend of ever larger cars will basically nuke e.g. the Monaco GP?

BUT MUH SAFETY

I believe it.

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Larger & heavier, despite Tombazis saying they want them lighter.
That second part because of standard parts.
They are idiots

>larger
aren't they already as long and wide as 7-passenger SUVs? dear god

lmaoing @ the aussie who got bullied by ricciardo in high school
pathetic

Haha and they want the Zandvoort GP here, which is already close to impossible with the size of the cars.

Would be pretty kino tho, watching F1 from the dunes.

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>aussie has been silenced
kek, thought he'd reply.

based

it's tendies time

mfw he's seething more than saward

>be me
>spend 10 minutes cross checking air filter part numbers to buy one to service my car
>go back to check /f1/
>they're still obsessing over me

It's getting to be a bit too much desu.
Stop letting me live in your heads.

If he posts again in the next 6 hours it means he is seething to the point of losing sleep over it.

I'm surprised he's not a trip fag honestly

digits confirm

>tfw tried to distract people from autistic thread drama with some unifying FIA bashing but failed

Oh well. Them's the breaks.

There's not much,to talk about giant limo tier formulas since people hate them already. Preaching toto the choir etc.

If you want I'll talk about formula E and how there isn't enough room at Monaco for the attack zone so they gonna have it in the pit lane.

attack zone on public roads so the drivers have to weave through traffic

I know but I'm too uncreative to make up any competing drama so I went with one of the regulars.

>formula meme

I'll pass.

we can talk about how Merc is going to finish behind Ferrari and RBR in Bahrain, if you want

Proxy off Toto

wow that's a dumb take

I soubt it, there's an article in Auto motor und Sport that talks about how,Ferrari absolutely sucks shit in low speed corner.

australia crying LMAO

Based Lewis

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2007 season much funner to watch than current F1 I must say.

Didn't Australia say that already?

how depressed/disappointed in his dumb cunt daughter do you think Frank Williams is?

What a boomer

Because you have Alonso

>Lewish A. Milton

this
>Alonso getting exposed
>Hamilton likeable
>Kimi getting his due
>Based Heidfeld in the mix

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>Alonso getting exposed
>one point away from WDC
pick one

Yep. AMUS made the same point about sector 3 at Barcelona that I did.
Except I figured it out a week before them...

Why do I hate his smug face

>le try to ruin your team because a rookie is on your level man
I give Alonso credit for being the best on the grid for several seasons he didn't win the WDC but that year he was weak from a driving and personality standpoint

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this

zandvoort is one of the most dangerous circuits in f1 history too, theyd have to tilke the fuck out of it unfortunately

did he died himself?

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Found this 20 minute feature on Ferrari from 2004 when they were raping everyone's butthole with the F2004. Lots of future big figures. Benetto is interviewed by Schumacher but can't speak English yet lol.

Whole channel is pretty cool.

youtu.be/9PeHSiMfq9M

Dubs and i make a cum Tribute to Carrie

>5 in a row

STOP TALKING ABOUT HER LIKE THIS

It's not dangerous, it's the toothpastes that are retarded

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>F1 will never go back to the nordschliefe
>F1 will never go to Laguna Seca
>F1 will never go to the Isle Of Mann

Feels bad men

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just williams car build quality things

so baby can you fix me because my feet hurt

I forgot how much of a bootlicking cuck Rubens was

Guaranteed he was forced to watch Schumi fuck his wife after each race

What a cool and witty post.

Would you like a medal? Why do you use elipses? Are you Joe Saward?

Frank Williams just wanted a wheelchair bro

;_;

see

Lol Nigel Stephny

Why are you so seething?

So many very ANGRY people on /f1/ today...

And that, is what we call "rent free".

>F1 cars trying to get around the Ramsey hairpin

Instant pileup

>did he died himself?
no
youtube.com/watch?v=LgAB2Bn3vDg

Can you answer my question?

It's definitely tight but no tighter than several of the turns at Monaco

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>asks 3 questions
>demands I answer his question

You can't even keep up on you own banter.

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>the cars will just keep on getting bigger
at this pace we will have a car gimi can drive comfortably by 2029

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3 shitters .jpeg

plus Monaco will finally be off the calender

Kek, inb4 single file starting grid

just don't crash lmao

single lap pace and reliability will be the only things that matter

F1 2023 season - overtaking outlawed due to safety concerns

i unironically want to die haha

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It's not fair bros

did he died too?

#relatable

this
why does a Frankish Übermensch settle for an old moor?

based

>Cars drive single file in an orderly fashion the entire race
>pitstops not needed since cars are so big they carry more fual than a tanker, and changing tires is banned cause the mechanics might get hit
>GET IN THERE LEWIS

youtube.com/watch?v=Mw9HeUDKeYw
absolutely based
the Red Bull owner unironically had Hans-Hermann "physical removal" Hoppe on one of this talk shows

TFW will never be pounded in the ass by the personification of the Helvetic/Gallic coq.

based triple h

>R*d b*ll
Dropped

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Imagine the smell

Ryder nigga

Imagine the taste, one can only imagine

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How many rich energy cans would it take to induce a massive heart attack / stroke? Asking for a friend.

6

Doubt so many of them exists.
Bet is like Francium in which only a set amount of them can exists at any moment on earth

checked based dubs... but is this what sennafags actually believe? why would they kill their star driver? they just went full tard with steering shaft

Do wish you wouldn't post girls in this thread, I like to talk about F1 not get obsessed with some junior driver girl.

So they can only produce more once the existing cans have been consumed and urinated out? Ok now I'm sold

Why hasn't Emilia posted a congratulatory message to Valterri on Instagram yet?

She hasn't even acknowledged his victory at the Oz GP...

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He was a quadriplegic for his last 3 seconds.

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>Well well, look at my "husband" winning a race in his fancy German car

What are the specs of a female horse reproductive vagene, asking for a friend

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Horses know they are pregnant instantly, and change their gait and eating habits as soon as they are impregnated, this was something I heard on some garbage film I recently watched though.

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Who will you be supporting in F2 this season, /f1/?

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Why doesn't the fia just say fuck you to the teams and change the formula? There's always gonna be someone willing to enter f1.

>FORMULA 1: Formula 2
What did they mean by this

V6 engines happened, Lewis. V6 engines that gave you 4 easy championships. Fuck me, Hamilton is such an insufferable cunt.

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Who's the photographer? I swear either F1 photography is somehow really powerful or then I've learned to identify the same guy's work, probably due to the sharp contrast.

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Luv Ghiotto
Luv Schumi
Luv Ilott

'ate Latifi
'ate Mazepin
'ate Zhou

Simple 'as

Is Tatiana Calderón actually any good or is she just a meme?

It's a photo from the back of a truck IDIOT

>Trucks can take photos by themselves

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If Alonso hadn't been a bridge burning retard how many WDC could he have won?

we don't know how he would have fared at mclel in 2008, or if he would have signed for red bull in 2009. if he stayed at ferrari? dunno desu. i still think merc had the edge in 2017 and 2018.

Grando won't allow it
He feels threatened now

9 if he doesn't blackmail McLaren and switches to Red Bull in 2009

>Article 13 passes
>Euros about to get banned
Better post that Kermit >Americans pic while you still can

She was dead last and a full second behind the next person in pre-season testing

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i hope germany doesn't implement it into national law and just pays the fine like usual

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>Implying it will even remotely have an effect to normal people

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S E E T H I N G

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>Never said that
>Besides the podcast in which he did and isn't out yet

twitter.com/yujikunimoto/status/1110376778130837505
DRIFTU.

>The Chemical Brothers are an English electronic music duo composed of Tom Rowlands and Ed Simons, originating in Manchester in 1989.
so whats the problem with this new theme song again? its a boomer band and its actually grown on me, pretty cool with the new advert thats been popping up recently
youtube.com/watch?v=7_KdfvtLFvk

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>Chemical brothers
>Boomers

I'm 24 and I feel old

So gay

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it's a crap song. a crap video. a tenuous connection. and it trivialises singapore

besides. it's no dun-dun-dun

Chemical Brothers already had Horsepower why not use that
youtube.com/watch?v=YLeau0uwGLY

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Im a sennafag and I dont believe it, check mate libtard

>RENT

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>FREE

what''s the betting he googles his name on the hour every hour

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>what''s the betting he googles his name on the hour every hour

He does
youtube.com/watch?v=tlyGvNqBO4E

friendly reminder he was killed by a sniper
ayrtonsennaforever.blogspot.com/2010/05/ayrton-senna-was-murdered-user-of.html

desu I didn't even notice alonsos absence during aus gp

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who would have thought that one man could have an entire sport living in his head rent free?

>buh-buh i don't like f1

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>San Tander
??

yenson, my friend

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Which F1 driver do you think is most likely to listen to nightmare?

Which F1 driver do you think is most likely to listen to nightcore?

Kovalainen

Kvyat

This. How fucking stupid is Fernando?

why are all the comments about the illuminati?

imgagine if the hand wasn not there and u could see her pusy

they just keep winnowing

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>An Italian red gets its incidente wing approved

If Taoism taught me something we are gonna see some top-tier FIAMG soon

Also
>FIM
>Federation International Missionwinnow

For me, the Mission is always to Winnow.

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whats this lel business?

it's not like he opened the message and ignored you
I guess he's the kind of person that never bothers to check the ever overflowing inbox

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>Sophia having dinner with some guy from HWA

Mercedes might just swing to the rescue.

for what, fe?

>Sophia replaces Stoffel

Would be funny.
She was meant to do that women test in Saudi for HWA before Carrie had to step in.
So I guess test driver for the mEme and FIA """F3""" teams. Her teammate last year, Keyvan Andres, is now driving for HWA in """F3""".

5 but he would still switch teams in fear of losing the best car
He's the modern day Fangio with a bonus of being an insufferable cunt to teams
Fangio switched teams to win, Alonso switched teams because they can't tolerate him anymore

hate Pirelli
hate the V6

that would be all

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he is an underdog

Time for some more Super Formula live timing

youtube.com/watch?v=zDz8Zzu5PtQ

>No Mika

I am sad.

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what the fuck is his problem

Why are you guys getting on his case in this situation? He's a real bitch at times but I dont see what he did wrong here. I very highly doubt he had anything to do with Merc lobbying current engine regs and just because the regs brought him championships doesnt mean he can't appreciate good engines and their sounds.
Am I missing something that you two are seeing?

youtube.com/watch?v=EbKUqcdrZKs

damn, now THATS funny, I can't contain my laughter

the Vettel-Leclerc one made me smile, the rest was pure zoomer shit

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the ericsson back to the future one wasn't bad either

We appear to be relenting

The oceania bans hit us hard it seems

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What's this about bans?

Ayrton Hamilton 2050 wdc

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that was good. most f1 memes just come off so cringy tho

Got a good feeling about this weekend lads
No reason tho

horsepower? what are you some kind of fossil burning ice bigot man-boar? its 2019 and the cars are hybrids and the fans are intersectional now, okay sweatie?
:^)
on the real tho that sounds cool but like background music. and of course theyre going to commission a new song theyre a huge international organization trying to make a new ad campaign

That's great mate.

Cheers m8

are you really a sennafag if there is a senna conapiracy, and you dont go for it?

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Sneed

I was thinking lads.

Martin Brundle has zero unpopular opinions with normies.
At first I was like, well obviously, that's because normies believe anything he says.

But then I remembered when he criticised Alonso's behavioural history and said it's why none of the big teams want him.
Normies sperged out and crucified him for it, and like a pussy he backed away from his comments, even deleting a few tweets iirc, and never mentioned it again.

And that's basically his secret to being a "respected pundit".
He never gives actual opinions that will be even the slightest bit controversial, he just tells people what they want to hear in an articulate manner from an esteemed position, which lets normies hold up his argument to support their own (i.e. "See! Brundle agrees with me, I must be right!").

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that was actually pretty decent all the way through

>Lewlew
>capable of fathering a child
pick one

That's why Jacques is the superior 90s driver pundit

kys

don't start in like an Aussie m8

Martin Brundle
Career F1 Wins: 0 (zero)

more podiums than Hulkenberg will ever get tho

I dislike Martin Brundle

Ben Edwards & DC become F1's official commentators when?

>M42 idling like a cammed V8
>change plugs
>engine is less lazy and more good
>still cammed V8 spec though
>play around with IACV that I already replaced a few years ago
>check vacuum lines and connectors
>still cammed V8
>annoyed
>due to being annoyed too lazy to walk around the engine bay to turn the car off
>unplug AFM to kill the engine (old Nissan trick)
>it doesn't die
>idles smoothly
>take it for a drive
>lazy af but idles perfectly and doesn't hunt at all

Well fugg me

reminder for everyone tonight

Classic.
Ordered a new AFM?

Going to pull it apart and see if I can get it working again first.
Nothing to lose if it is indeed destined for the bin.

>Hurr Durr le Australia meme
Why so rent free?

They make artificial ones you know.

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Williams new Spain upgrade prototype looking promising

Holy shiet imagine a 790kg f1 car crashing at +300 kph
Imagine how chassis could not handle this
Imagine being Ross Brawn

schumi is a boomer
lewis, if anything, is a bloomer

he takes advantage of mercs scheme and then acts like hes just like us loving the old engine and hating the new ones. completely disingenuous as ever

most of it was just trash m80 you have shit taste

what bullshit. he doesn't have to love the sound of the hybrid engines just because it's what he's won in, and it doesn't preclude him from being preferring the sounds of the V8s (like probably 99% of the people who have followed F1). get a grip.

im not even that guy. im not saying he cant dislike or like what he wants. but its absolutely rich coming from him, and he looks like a cunt saying it

Smoke test it for vacuum leaks.

>its absolutely rich coming from him, and he looks like a cunt saying it
but it's not, and he isn't. lewis is a cunt for a lot reasons, this one's a reach tho

"No"

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>people born in the relentless year of are jense winniggn the championship are now old enough to buy alcohol

mad to think

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Pulled it all down and elongated the holes in the PCB to move it a mm and a half, so now the wiper arm scrubs a part of the carbon that isn't worn out.
>pic related
You can see worn out groves in the resistance carbon where it was moving before.

Then I cleaned the insides of the body so the door moves more freely (it wouldn't snap fully closed).
Had no silicone left, so resealed the lid with Blu-tack and electrical tape. Will get some this week and do it properly.

Idles perfectly now for the first time in over two years lol
(had only gotten really bad and larped as a cammed V8 in the last month or so)
Might do that at some point.
Next job is probably replacing the very old fuel filter which I hope is causing the laziness down low.

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To be fair is the strategy that many people use.
Now I kinda hope for a drunk Martin in some FP1 to hear what he actually thinks

>Now I kinda hope for a drunk Martin in some FP1 to hear what he actually thinks

topeke

>drunk Martin
HAMILTON ARE LA GET IN THERE SON FAKKIN 'ELL GIVE THAT HUN VETTEL A PROPER BEATIN' RULE BRITANNIA MERCEDES ARE THE UNDERDOGS FAKKIN ITALIAN FERRARI AND GERMAN VETTEL AXIS OF EVIL

>That didn't work. That didn't work. you hit the wrong part of him my friend!

Defend this.

You literally can't

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haha benis

Benis&balls :DDDD

Nothing wrong with prostate massagers, m80

Good day/Afternoon lads
>Daily reminder: 2021 F1 CAD is pure PEEPEE and POOPOO

Gib

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Fuck I love freckled tits.

gimi

good post

rent free, AIDS ridden bumlicker

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So I'm watching the 2009 Belgian GP and other than finding out the racing in 2009 was overrated and Trulli being so shit that he started 2nd in a potential race winning Toyota, only to end up getting stuck behind Luca fucking Badoer in last place for 30 odd laps, does anyone remember those odd disk wheels from back then? Wonder why they stepped away from those?


Oh wait, I see why, Alonso broke his after light contact at the start and now they can't change his tire.

>F1 Vines
>2019

i am already extremely annoyed

Trulli and Heidfeld were the last two drivers I wanted to make contact in the first corner that race.

Why those two specifically? Fan of them?

Although Heidfeld's performance does make me feel sad BMW bailed on him and Kubica after one bad season. You know, I blame the 2009 shit cars for Toyota and BMW leaving, but they probably would've left anyway.

I feel like both deserved more success in F1 and it maybe could have been the first Heidfeld or Toyota win if not for them braking late into turn one (only reason Kimi was able to pass so many cars around the outside as well).

>Join forces in F1
>Win Le Mans instead
The fucking STATE of BMW and Williams. Though had they powered any other car than Williams, they would have won multiple championships, this was the era of absolutely godmode BMW engines, the bullshit they pulled with the E46 M3 GTR still makes me laugh.

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I also think neither Ralf nor Montoya were nearly as good as their results suggested.

Why can't Renault fuckwits build a car that is clearly faster than a privateer team that made it's debut just a few years ago?

eh, don't think it was that dumb at the time. Williams had just come out of this parnership

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Hmm. Fair enough. Kubica also benefited a lot from that scrap. Would it be a dick move if I said I never really rated Trulli other than in his debut season?

Did like Heidfeld though. He was unlucky in his career choices. Tbh, McLaren probably should've signed both Kimi and him for 2002, instead of just Kimi.

Agreed, Ralf peaked early, his best season was 1999 and Montoya was basically a Pablo Escobar Romain Grosjean.

planetf1.com/news/look-up-narcissist-you-will-find-verstappen/
>If you look up ‘narcissist’ in the dictionary, you will find Max Verstappen, that is according to 2016 World Champion Nico Rosberg.
>“If you take Verstappen, he is like a ‘narcissist’ like you write it in the dictionary.
>“How can you not doubt yourself if you make the same mistake six times?
>“And the seventh time you still do the same but it happens to work because you have so much talent and then it turns into a success streak.
Is amx living rent free in Rosberg's head and therefore by proxy, also in Hamilton's? IS this the most dimensions to any chess game ever?

Heidfeld and trulli were too fucking difficult to overtake
>Also Heidfeld holded the record of more races without crash, sadly record stopped in singapore 2009 and I think it got beated by Gimi

Watch the whole podcast with Toto it's a good episode. Toto defended Max for being too young and that will change

I don't know if I can stomach any more Toto.

already ate dog today?

They don't talk about F1, it's about his life story and they talk about psychology a lot.
Toto does mention couple times in the episode that people are happier when the underdog wins kek

Idk i find him likable when not reading his F1 related interviews.

speaking of Heidfeld, apparently he will become co-commentator for German Sky F1

Sopa de underdoggo uma delicia.

Maybe I should have a look. Never really listened to podcasts to be desu with you though.

*ear phones get pulled out of phone and it starts blasting anime music*

Have you had a play with one? They're basically space ships on wheels. The tech that went into them was bleeding edge. I'll have a hunt through my pics but the BMW's were running McLaren software, it was stamped into the casing for the ECU.

>not having you phone set to pause music when headphones are pulled out
you only have yourself to blame

>2019
>not bluetooth headphones
????

that's very problematic desu

>bothering with having to charge them instead of cables you get used to after 5 minutes

Get a load of this zoomer:

Jesus wept the COPE

>phones need daily charging
>smart watches need daily charging
>headphones needing charging was the straw that broke the camels back

Reno RB:
>Bad power
>Best chassis made to be competitive in a low power engine
Honda RB:
>Good power
>Chassis not good at all cuz it's not very adapted to a power engine
Pottery

the pic sums up Williams pretty well

post carrie

FUCK OCON

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Next year all in here will be yelling "WELL DONE VIETNAM"

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IT AIN'T ME

enjoy your unironic brain cancer.

Bullshit, everything exactly the same. Check qualy time from this and previous season in Australia. All teams in the top field are ~0.5s faster now because of new regulations, but stayed in same exact positions as before. Which means absolutely nothing changed in terms of engine power.

youtube.com/watch?v=jU_G4fEpaCQ

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What should the live timing standings be for formula 1? My favourite Supercars one was the PlayStation 2 race score

the Hamilton level thing was pure cringe
having the best car does not make him a legend

Alonso spent 5 seasons are Ferrari not winning a single championship.
Vettel is now in his 5th Ferrari season...

Mama mia...

No one better to replace him with.

they fall for his fake good guy personality

Yep, that's what I wanted to mean, Reno and Honda have improoved in terms of power, but what failed on RB in australia is on chassis cuz was adapted to Renault engine, making the car not a "Race Winer"
I think RB anyways would had this problem because Reno is more powerful than last year if you check their speed traps are 10kph more fast (313kph)

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FORMULA FLORSCH IS BACK IN BUSINESS

twitter.com/VARmotorsport/status/1110856292325883904?s=19

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hammo, amd amx, tricky ricky or unironically alonso

What a smug smile :D

Oh shit I typed this on work WiFi

LOL, Hamilton would never be accepted by Mercedes, Max is far too hot head and he is from the red bull side of the 3 tier driver selection process, Ricciardo missed his chance and Alonso burns every bridge he has ever walked across.

reported.

Hulk unironically
was in talks with them for 2014 but then they signed Kimi who got destroyed in 2014

post the webm, I don't care

>rating shitardo
that's gonna be a yikes from me

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Ferrari has the issue that any driver who joins them feels like they've made it and it sapps them of any motivation to push. Unlike a team such as mercades where they are underdogs so drivers still have to fight to prove themself.

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eh? they are all free agents for 2021 and about alonso, he burned every bridge with whom? di montezemolo - gone, marchionne - gone, mattiacci - gone, arrivabene - gone

>alonso back at mclaren? impossible lol xDDDDDDDDD, not after what happened in 2007, no way when ron dennis is still alive and leading mclaren

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That's not how F1 works anymore, with development drivers and the likes, even if you think those are the only people Alonso didn't get along with he had his shot and couldn't do it, why would they replace Vettel with the last failure?

2021 Ferrari lineup - Le Clerc : Gasly

don't @ me

I'm firmly convinced Gasly will drop to midtable once RB ditches him for someone more talented.

Ferrari in FE? Not anytime soon, lad.

if anyone, it's gonna be Bottas

I hope Giovinazzi does well so he can be the 2nd driver at Ferrari in a couple of years, that would be nice.

I think the winning strike would affect on Nando's motivation. If he wins Indianapolis Gp he won't think twice on a competitive F1 seat.
>He still a cunt tho

>bottas chucked again by merc
>forced to move aside for Hamilton again
>replaces vettel at ferrari and takes the fight to hamilton
>BWL for 6 years in a red car

Gasly's gonna be the next guy who drops to FE

No he isn't.

cause with alonso it was on the team, but last 2 years it was on vettel, especially last year. this happy german filling ferrari team with positive energy was throwing points away left, right and centre and in much better car he was further away from clinching the title than toxic cunt alonso

but as i said, it's not only alonso, but also hamilton, max and ricky, they have plenty of choices to replace german fraud with

The last 'failure' got much closer to the championship than Vettel did, in much shitter cars...

Jesus Christ, Mark. Get over it.

Yes yes it was all on Vettel last year, not Ferrari fucking up the development, 50/50 at best.

Stop memeing it. I don't want to root for a Ferrari driver again.

Schumi didn’t win the WDC until his 5th year with Ferrari, it is truly the make or break year...

vanamersfoortracing.nl/news/fia-f3-european-championship/var-enters-the-fia-fr-european-championship-with-sophia-fl-rsch.htm
>After the recent cancelation of the Formula European Masters, Van Amersfoort Racing announces its entry in the FIA Formula Regional European Championship together with Sophia Flörsch.

"""FIA Formula Regional European Championship"""
Fuck Todt for making everything in to a retarded confusing mess.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_Regional_European_Championship

when were vettelfags most butthurt last year?

>spinning in Shangai
>losing in Baku
>hydroplaning in Germany
>crashing himself in Italy
>ferrari strategied in singapore
>crashing in Japan
>crashing at COTA
>definitively losing in mexico

Why even make a post like this and include things like Shanghai where it was 100% not his fault?

Because it still negatively affected the championship

IE Massafags were most butthurt when Timo Glock got passed at Brazil but it wasn’t Massa’s fault

>implying his forced narrative has anything to do with facts

You weren't even watching F1 in 2008 lel

for me, it's singapore

I was at the 2004 USGP

Yep, I am sure of that.

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yes it was on ferrari vettel fucked at baku and went from p2 or even p1 to p4
yes it was on ferrari vettel hit bottas at paul ricard
yes it was on ferrari vettel blocked sainz in austria and instead of easy win he had to fight for p3
yes it was on ferrari vettel ran out of talent in germany
yes it was on ferrari vettel spun at monza
yes it was on ferrari vettel fucked up quali lap at suzuka and then hit max in the race
yes it was on ferrari vettel ignored red flag during practice at cota and then spun on the first lap

yes, it was absolutely 50/50 at best, german choker is a great driver, not a fucking moron crashing into his team mate, ramming another driver while braking or driving into drs board under safety car, hail SEBASTIAN VETLEL

here we go again

Goin' down the only road I've ever known

you seem to make a big deal about the fact that he's german
>flag
all right

>completely ignoring Ferrari development I mentioned
>thinking things like Monza weren't Ferraris fault too for even putting Vettel in that position then the further fuck up for Kimi giving Hamilton more points
>thinking Suzuka is relevant since it was all but dead at that point and it really was all or nothing

I guess every collision Vettel gets into is automatically Vettel's fault.

Looks like me when I'm shitting

I’ve probably spent more time at GPs than you have off your council estate

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Will this be a year Hamilton finally gets a face tattoo?

rumor has it he wants to "go full manson" what ever that means

Projecting?

give me up give me up aye aye aye na na give me up give me up aye aye yah nah nah

>rating gasly

“Monza wasn’t Vettels fau-“

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>it's your teams home GP
>Ferrari completely fuck up the qualifying for Vettel
Yes I am sure they told him to take it easy, not to worry FIAMG would never punish Mercs.

“Paul Ricard wasn’t Vettel’s fau-“

>he went wide both times

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>putting words in people's mouths

ok

>he actually thinks Hamilton was to blame

I’m sure you were seething when Rosberg came on Sky and blamed Vettel

You shouldn't use buzzwords so much you just identify yourself immediately.

>3rd DRS zone in Bahrain

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stupid, they don't need one there, if they want to go full meme just have the extra one on the 2nd to last straight.

Business idea: drs available anywhere when under 1 second

no hard feelings hans, i like hulk, liked rosberg, but hate vetlel and it's a disgrace this guy has 4 titles

like wrong development path for 2 (or was it 3?) races mattered lol. so two 3rd places by vettel are somehow worse than dnf in austria and 4th in mexico, almost a lap down, for hamilton? yep, seems legit

vetlel was awful last year and it was his fault and his fault only he finished 2nd in the championship. hamilton was literally on his knees, completely shook at silverstone and destroyed on saturday at hockenheim and then this german choker digs his season's grave in the gravel the very next day. ferrari at fault!

Business idea: DRS open at all times

What are you talking about Ferrari ballsed up half of the season with the path they went down, I am not saying Vettel didn't make mistakes but to blame it all on him is moronic.

and other 2 drs zones are exactly the same as last year, so be happy lads, especially you, my finnish 200iq friend. there will be 0 battles, 0 defending because that's impossible with 30+ kph disadvantage, easy zoom zoom overtakes requiring no skills, what a spectacle it will be. fuck this semen slurping sport

Business idea: DRS available at all times but must remain closed.

Even businnesser idea: drivers have either DRS open for the entire race, or closed for the entire race. They flip a coin to decide which they get.

business idea: DRS is available all the time for any driver but it's controlled via a public REST API

motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-upgrades-analysis-vettel-raikkonen/3200722/ now apologize you utter idiot, you don't even know what you're talking about lol

>these upgrades didn't work
>this is what they got wrong
So you just ignore where Mercedes pulled ahead and count this as not getting upgrades wrong?

Holy shit this was a thing Aussie and kiwi bros youtu.be/NT9bUi9uSRY

LMAO stay mad

>he never went to the 500

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49:20 for the Big Juan.

Which year is that bruh

Fuck. 33:30 rather

They weren't running the first gen STW kits, but they did have the 19's and twin caliper AP front brakes, so probably '92? sleepy time remind me tomorrow.

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>Ferrari ballsed up half of the season with the path they went down
>it's actually 2-3 races
>shocked that mercedes got into the lead developing their car, hamilton delivering week in, week out, while vetlel was busy crashing every other race
you are wrong and you try to put the blame on ferrari rather than vetlel and his art of choking hard, whatever, fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=nt3D26lrkho WOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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>mercedes advance
>ferrari fall behind
>ferrari haven't fucked up development :)

You accusing others of bias is hilarious, I say 50/50 you say 100% Vettel, poor little Poland.

no worries, lad, I also dislike Vettel but it's still kinda weird if you mention the nationality so often

ahhhhhh yes because procession race in single file where no one changes position except for pitstop phase is much better than,DRS overtake, truely the thinking man's racing

fun fact: brocky is a suspect in the unsolved easey st murders

He was a person of interest but he was cleared. One of the Jennifers or whatever their names were - they had the same name, didn't they? - entertained several well known identities

How much money do you guys think >we cost Daryl?

painting your house with blurred paint is really expensive

Saved him from himself, but probably not from his parent’s house

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>Not wrapping it with a plastic bag and Vaseline

you just KNOW he was posting here anonymously and having witty conversations with the Aussie who ended up doxxing him

>Forcing shite may mays on people watching the stream
>not deserving to be exposed massively

Pick one

This and honestly I can't help but feel excited about the idea of going to the GP with my friends by bike

can you even move goalposts more if you tried?

and now tell me what kind of procession bahrain had last year, who was stuck unable to overtake and what happens this year if there's another drs zone and drs effect itself is much greater?

Learn what it means before saying it.

monaco will never be off the calender, monaco is f1.

Even if they did a reverse grid race at Monaco there would be

Monaco is going to be saved by an track extension that gets added when they reclaim a bit more land from the sea. They’ve already thought about it before

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*buys your shit team*

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based valtteri

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Fleece the goys, buy fun toys.

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get rid of the double chicane after the tunnel
get rid of the bumps
problem solved

Alex Wurz has a podium but Hulkenberg doesn't.

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Guys! Guys! Guys! Look at this! youtube.com/watch?v=jS4Dh_EAfJI
Isn't this sad?

Du bist weltmeister!

I bought a can of Red Bull today.

You know what Mana and Senna have in common? They've both hit the wall!

F1 2021 Ground effect soon!

F1 has too many variables for the driver's ability to mean enough to make it.
Not being HIDF here, a lot of great drivers didn't get milestone successes they should have while several shitters got insanely lucky.

>Not being HIDF here
Yeah bcuz you're him :D you're not fooling anyone with that flag lol

>She'll be in Monza

Nice

First time consuming caffeine eh?

>They removed the video

What did they mean by that?

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What's wrong with Red Bull?

it's not the right energy for you my men
you need RICH energy

no

Inject rich energy directly into the carotid artery for maximum effect.

rich energy is a scam tho

>zoomer drugs

pour rich energy out on to a baking tray, cover it with tinfoil, put it in the oven at 200 for 1hr. collect the crust from the tin foil, snort it for maximum effect.

For me it's

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This fucking Red Bull kid is starting to become worse than the Brawnfag

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this unironically

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>

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*sips in teuchter*

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charles got raped for that ferrari seat

God i wish that was me

did Charles #metoo Maurizio and get him fired?

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Was that the case with gimi too? What happened to the case with Gimi and that canadian waitress?

The judge raped her too as punishment.

gimi gave girl gigantic gash grinding

Blood orange is better

I can tell from this single post you have a mighty pulsating brain

yep... switched to alfa to avoid bad ferrari press

>t. Marlboro

who was in the wrong here?

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That stupid slut trying to damage my favourite sport.

Incel.

good post

>living in an authoritarian state
>still posting publicly on facebook attacking said state

LMAO

Ladyboy.

>Formula 1 is responsible for Bahrain's poor human rights
ok lol!

nice ironic post fren

I also have a pulsating wallet as blood orange is fucking expensive

Kill yourself

sucks to be her.

inb4 Goose playing in Alo's biopic

nah goose would play gimi

Goose will play Max. youtube.com/watch?v=MATYVURNnwk

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Our track is better.

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the Bahraini government, obviously

>Our
when did you build it?

for me it has to be pompelmo

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>Tilke

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I can't fucking find these on our stores!

what's the best looking city in the Phillippines? Manila? Cebu?

Manila

Manila. Lots of killers, rapists, thieves and drug lords in cebu.

how many of them are aussies?

Seems more like BOT

knives out when there's aussies about

>Lots of killers, rapists, thieves and drug lords
Duterte didn't kill them all yet?

>2007 US GP
>James Allen: Humility one of Hamiltons foremost qualities

Howling

Masi will be nu-Charlie again in Bahrain. I hope he isn't as scared of racing as Charlie (peace be upon him) was

There are only three actors who play semi-brown to brown people in Hollywood.

>Michael Pena
>Diego Luna
>Machete

was funny seeing how quickly he ditched Button tho

Gael Garcia Bernal

#StillIFly

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Indycar trophy from COTA

Looks like they just took one of the Heineken trophies and painted the top a different color lel

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>Gael Garcia Bernal
who the fuck is that

would have been a DAMN SHAME if those string would have torn

F1 trophy for reference

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>impact font
crikey

ACTUAL F1-trophy of COTA (plus Gimi)

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>jailed and raped for insulting F1
based.
Also
>relentlessly interrogated

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explain the zoomer shirt

So he said it, actually said the Twitter quote word by word.
How will Alonso react?

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?

...

the zoomer hates F1 and only watches eco-friendly electric championships

NEW THREAD

Who watches the South American touring cars then?

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>that pit exit heading straight onto the racing line of the super fast T1

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