I love her

I love her

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and she loves deyshawn

but I don't love you

yeah i love the girl op loves too

I do too, she's literally perfect but we're basically in a LDR and I can't handle her being far

I loved her just last night

>she texted back "ok" or "haha"

This but unironically. I got so tired of my gf cheating on me with football players at my university that I just give her a 3-time monthly hall pass.

she’s nothing

why, because you want to fuck her? if she didn't have a pussy what would she offer?

based

Not gonna make it.

The closest friend I have had in years. Maybe ever.

She doesn't know this of course

EXPOSED

Here's some good advice. Fuck her best friend and/or worst rival

She will be sucking you off within DAYS. DAYS I tell you

Her desire to fuck over a female frenemy is always going to be bigger than her repulsion for sex with something like you

Better advice: Take a dump on her chest.

Honestly this, most girls would gladly fuck over another female if it meant fucking a guy. Be that guy.

She'll dump him, but he had the first dump knowwhatimsayin?

>Fuck her best friend and/or worst rival
>tfw fucked my ex girlfriend's younger sister

fucking based

Top lad

I unironically could easily do this (her best friend is a dumb whore) but I don't want to

You fucking idiot. If you're sexually attracted to someone you should either try to fuck them or limit your exposure to them. A long-lasting close friendship with someone you want to fuck is self-inflicted torture. Either fuck her or end it you masochistic fuck.

I love her too, and she loves me too

I can't wait to move in together and hear her little snores, feel her snuggle up on my chest, and be woken up by her trying to grab me in her sleep

just remember rule #1 of having a gf. if her mom's hot, fuck her mom and become her stepdad.

I fucked a black girl in the ass last week, ask me anything

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>fucking the younger version of her is the ultimate humiliation, because no matter how much she tries, she will never get younger
aging terrifies the female

What did you benis smell like afterward?

What‘s your ethnical background
What‘s your job
What‘s your age
Do you have any illnesses

did the same thing on my holiday in London last year
the window was open and she was really loud

Like nothing. She was clean as fuck

>tfw gf hitting the wall
>met a q t polish girl the other day and have been texting her
>talks like a mailorder bride in broken English
Don’t know how to feel bros

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>Bright are the stars that shine, Dark is the sky
>I know this love of mine, will never die
>And I love her

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I'm clean bro

dude, she's a stripper

I insinuated to this girl (pic related) that I like her smile and she left me on read last night
For background i talked with her till three the night before and am referring to the girl im texting when i say "her"
feels fucking bad bros, she left me on read

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Based

Based, I like how loud they are

>find good woman
>leave her for Polish goblina due to inevitable aging
You deserve to be alone bro

Hitler, is this you?

jesus fuck this whole interaction gives me hives

BASED Pajeet with the good advice

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>she suddenly doesn't talk to me anymore
>after everything we shared together
>still think about her every day

It's better to never have loved bros

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>I am too, maybe I put up w it because of her smile
She'd be well within her rights to delete your number after that.

Bro are you retarded? Why the fuck I simply cannot comprehend why you would try to confuse her while at the same time compliment her. Are you so red pilled that you’re trying to play mind games? I just don’t get it

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oh no did it come off as a fucking insult jesus. dude i was drunk and i was joking when i said she was burdensome and shit, i actually like her and stay up till 3/4 AM talking to her
I'm not trying to confuse her at all

What? She’s really hot and frankly I’m batting above my average. I might not ever land a chick this hot again so if she gets plowed like once a month but one other guy, usually some Chad on the football team, then that’s part and parcel.

I still love you with all my heart

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Is there a God/Heaven or afterlife where you meet your loved ones?

grinch

Nigger unless she’s 14, this isn’t the way to go about talking to thots. You should’ve just told her goodnight and asked her out for drinks the next day.

im younger than her by a few years too so i doubly fucked up
ive been still talking to her this morning and such so i didnt like ruin everything but i guess i need to stop doing this drunk bullshit

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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