Turkey Vulture kamikazes itself into Stephen A Smiths studio office at ESPN. Stephen A being held hostage.
BREAKING:
Evan Campbell
Julian Davis
Hudson Lopez
>second floor
i guess they don't think too highly of him.
Landon Evans
Vulture quoted as saying “Allahu Sqwuakbar”
Ayden Smith
turkey, heh
Anthony Evans
Landon Stewart
Fun fact:
the animal turkey in portuguese is spelled peru, the same way as the country
Gavin Sanchez
> reddit humor
You have to go back
Ayden Powell
can someone show a picture of what a turkey vulture looks like please? :)
Adrian Walker
that was a fun fact! thanks, heh!
Christopher Thomas
Do they not use bird safety glasses in the US ?
Adam Martinez
Chase Hall
>we gon deep fry dat muthafucka, skeeeeeeup!
Julian Reyes
JOKE BAD
Andrew Bailey
Clearly the turkey vulture heard Stephen A was talkin shit about LeBron like he wouldn't find out.
Oliver Butler
kek
Alexander Walker
They're pretty based and redpilled birds, tbch. My neighbor's cat died outside somehow (car, dog, other predator?) and these cheeky bastards were snacking on the remains. It seemed like a pretty traumatic scene to her.
Gabriel Walker
Tragic scene playing out at ESPN
Jose Stewart
That's actually neat. So what's vulture?
Charles Adams
Damn. I was hoping Screamin' A was dead and the bird was lookin to feast on his remains.
Robert Fisher
> doesn't want to leave
it survived ramming through the window pane?
Isaac Phillips
>flying into a window
that bird needs to STAY OFF THE WEEEEEEEDUH
Christian Robinson
Wtf is that font?
Hudson Williams
>all according to keikaku
Brody Ward
Worked at a bird sanctuary for a while. Was taking care of one of these and it puked on me. By far the worst thing I've ever smelled.
Alexander Lee
>First thing let me just say this Max Kellerman
Nathan Gomez
We don't know all the details yet
Jayden King
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP
Jeremiah Collins
I guess you can say the bird thought Stephen a. was a jive turkey
Austin Sanders
in general turkeys have names that come from different countries in different languages. It's indyk in polish, arabs call it something that connects with rome, malays consider it a dutch bird, etc. etc.
Nicholas Parker
in general turkeys have names that come from different countries in different languages. It's indyk in polish, arabs call it something that connects with rome, malays consider it a dutch bird, etc. etc.
Sebastian Evans
And Turkey in Turkish is Hindi.
Lucas Carter
Skeeyup!
Juan Cox
The one time we had the chance to diss someone and we don't. The male turkey is slang for cop though(as in, means pig)
Liam Diaz
Interesting. Why is that?