/hoc/

eating onions

i eat ass

at least nevada gets a pass being that the knights are the only pro team
florida has lots of pro teams the lightning get attention cause they are the only team that isnt complete and utter ass

I'd say we especially like watching them play with boobs that aren't their own. That means there are at least two sets of boobs in the picture. Maximum boobage!

>Carey price is a choker

Uneducated opinion. CBJ has never been past the first round

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This

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oh no no no no
is this the extent of french "intelligence"??

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The Everblades get a decent amount of respect in my area, but they’re not a really a pro team.
The Panthers are too far north for beach bums to give a shit about them, anything that close to the panhandle is seen as too redneck-ish for ‘real Florida’.

I’ll be honest, you’re probably right to some degree, but snowbirds have definitely had a significant role in the growth of the sport down south.

whats your most controversial hockey opinion lads

no teams should play in canada

Yeh.

unironically cheering for the bolts in the postseason because them winning the stanlee bowl will help grow ice hockey in all of florida

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Just like last time, right?

It’s gonna replace American football after the nfl collapses and the afl shits itself.

its all i can hope for veli

not my personal opinion, but yesterday an user actively supported that mrazek is the best active player without a cup

canadian players should be banned from playing in america

I'm not your veli, sisko

yes you are

Get a room, fags.

See

youtube.com/watch?v=6P4wg21mLf8

happy march 26th, lads

i think fighting should be banned and mandatory full cage

I too like girls with fat vagina bulges

I love Sidney Crosby

Shut the fuck up virgins

i think ur gay n i dont respect u

hickory dickory dock

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shut up parasite
>be more friendly towards russians buying property on your lands than finns
>be demilitarized
>have your own parliament

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Based

Sharks

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ovi didn’t “deserve” a cup

proxy off

holy shit i want to dive in there

First for puck bunnys.

/hoc/ has the worst tripfags

what is your least controversial hockey option lads

LOVE finland and LOVE helsinki city boys

canada is the greatest hockey nation on earth

Tampon Gay sucks dick

Laine is the best goal scorer since Ovechkin

the hasb have the most cups

fortnite boy

the philidelphia flyers will make the playoffs next year

there is no place in hokkei for sunbelt and women

BOILING

All of them fucked off for a while but there seems to be a renaissance going on

/hoc/ poll: who was worse?
>kipshit
>grease

you

>being sexually attracted to Asian men

Actually quite controversial

>mfw

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You would make a great tripfag.

only fag, no trip

GAAAAAAY
>tfw no canadian hokkei bf

I agree.

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>tummy

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Yal are acting kind of gay.
The high council does not approve.

overwhelming thoughts
about the pucks that are deep
and the shots on goal

fuck off

BASED. Glad to have your support, fren

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You lads watching the cricket? Reckon Delhi Caps are in a bit of a bind now, 150 won’t be defendable against CSK you know?

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no I'm white

i was being ironic

t. same

>no escalators

cric is gay

vasy will be exposed in the playoffs
again

Support the good guy Finns' team instead.

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fuck /cric/ and fuck niggers

would find it hilarious if pk subban was heemed into retirement asap, to make all the money spent by the nhl in marketing him for no reason other than being black go to waste. but you just know they’ll make him the face of the nhl through being an analyst and on every broadcast anyway

Thinking about elves

she should take off all that ridiculous looking stuff and sit on my cawk

I think I know why.

i'm not high enough for this shit yet, give me 15 minutes

how come finland is good but every other yuropoor faggot ruined the board?

FUCK carolina
FUCK tampa bay

why dont you fuck off on out of here, aldmeri dominion scum

youtube.com/watch?v=T6hGF6sa8Zo

>you'll never retire to the Grey Havens
Just end it

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he was exposed last night

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Because Finland is a magical land full of snow and whimsy.
Everywhere else in Europe is a pseudo-commie shithole importing the dregs of the third world to twerk on the ruins of their once-great civilizations. Naturally, their posters are quite miserable, and lash out to mask their own fear and try to cling to what they once had, not realizing that it's already gone.
And as the EU burns and decays, the Finns keep marching on, with a spring in their step and a song in their hearts.

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no i wasnt.

t. actually the same

I was thinking the yuropoors just like divegrass faggotry too much

Fuck pulju
Marry aho
Kill laine

Good afternoon lads
Any good hoc tonight?

Just google the schedule you fookin nerd

>buffalo is 1-8-1 in their last 10
HAHAHA JUST FUCKING KILL ME

That's just another instance of them clinging to shit that they were good at in the past.
The huge crowds filling the stands and chanting reminds them of the patriotism and unity that once filled their countries, briefly distracting them from what a bleak, defeated place it truly is these days.

If more of them tried hockey, they'd probable even be good at it, but they're so focused with looking backwards that they'll never take that leap.

>>>nhl.com

He’s always been shit. Remember that retarted Swede who thought Vasilevskiy should have won the Calder last season, despite being ineligible for it?

>he’s so fat he uses the escalator at a sports function

name my band

>yotes/kawks tonight
I mean someone has to win right?

CAR @ WSH, 7 pm
NYI @ CBJ
FLA @ MTL, 7:30
BUF @ OTT
LAK @ EDM, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
ANA @ VAN, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
CHI @ ARZ

Two and a Half Thots

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[distant awoos echo across the sandy hills]

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Blind Spider Pythons.

Back from vet lads, kitty got two shots

mrow

of course you're the youtube faggot. please put on a trip

>don’t you just LOVE cats

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but redirecting a 90mph shot (going wide) into the net is all luck!!!!!

>everyone is the same person

Cats are Yea Forums, Yea Forums is cats

The Bruins are the worst of the original six teams

For me it's Baba Is You

called some poor lad retarded last night. felt bad when i learned he was an actual potato. kept yelling "shoot" when ever someone had the puck in the neutral zone. after the game he sperged and started cussing out away fans in his downy voice. was quite the scene actually.

For me, it’s drafting the bulls of Finland

should've been euthanized desu

There must be lots of inbreds at sunbelt games.

be the change you seek lad

I've never seen a WWE fan in public

but this is 4channel

It's the >rags and it's not even close

I actually did see a full-grown downy while I was walking around and looking for my section two games ago. He was wearing a light-blue Thrashers hat.

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this thread is what happens when you reply

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Yea Forums = cats
4channel = cats, beavers, and ermines

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drinking coffee and listening to music this morning lads

Amazing blogpost faggot.

No, I’m allergic. But I do love my dog.

Put on a trip so that we can filter you.

4channel is for Ball Pythons.

does running your already brewed coffee through the grounds one more time actually do anything?

Taking a lunch break Ontario lads

>we
You got a fucking mouse in your pocket homo?

I still don't see that trip on, faggot. Hurry up.

For me, it's r/hockey

>3-0

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no

Me too, I'm and I'm also gay and fuck trannies btw if that matters.

only betas shit on break

At least he's a life long unlike some of you bandwagon fucks

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nobody's even watching

Absolutely GUFFAWING at this buttblasted faggot.

I don't know shit about hockey apart from what's in mighty ducks and the fact that those guys are rough as fuck, but im tryin to get into it.
When I watch games though I cant keep up with what the fuck is going on a lot of the time, don't really know what I should be watching I guess?

>When I watch games though I cant keep up with what the fuck is going on a lot of the time, don't really know what I should be watching I guess?
Look for where all of the other players are looking. That's where the puck is.

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>wah nobody asked me what bands I liked or how I take my coffee
>here's a hint silly boys it's the same way I take my men ;)

t. My mom

just sharted

"And then, finally, Tavares stepped in to the negotiation and basically told Kyle Dubas, ‘Look, I'll come play for $11 million but I'm not taking less than that. So if there's a deal to be made, then let's get it done. Otherwise, I'm going back to the Islanders.'"
>tsn.ca/dreger-tavares-deal-wasn-t-as-slam-dunk-as-thought-on-july-1-1.1279872
behold the power of a twink gm

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take your eye off the puck and watch what other players are doing

die

>lads out for season

Yeah fuck you too snow for signing him for 7 years

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>go to a rays game
>they’re playing a lightning game in the food court
>people are more invested in the hockey game on the tv than the baseball game they paid to see
It’s an abstract kinda feel.

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oh no I thought he was the mastermind of the leafs organization????

nobody cares about sports in florida except the jews laundering their money

Lot of loyalty for a hired overrated shit

Stop jerking off three times a day and the puck will reveal itself to you

Oy vet shut it down

>he only watches the puck

i didnt know hannah gadsby ran a hockey team

I watch what the team is doing as a unit.

I just watch what Sidney Crosby also known as the best player in the world is doing

7 Games

>caps
>isles
>habs
>sabers
>kings
>hawks
>nucks

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How does this make you feel.

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they should have golf clubs in their hands

Seems incredibly unnecessary and inconvenient to do that at the beach

Would prefer the pooping hockey game posted yesterday

Fucking amazing, you got every prediction wrong.

Only the trashiest of white trash keep snakes as pets

>hurr I'm gonna play hockey at the beach
>can't forget my gloves!
faggots

Eh I'm about 50/50 since I started picking

will poile let fabbro play?
or will he be tolvanen 2.0?

>implying it’s not a liberal hippy thing to do
Every lesbian I’ve ever met has had a ball python. Or a boa constrictor, in one case.

No one cares faggot

you live in a shithole

You cared enough to bring it up :^)

These are the faggots that are humble bragging about not being allowed to drink beers and party and having to get up at 5 in the morning in the summer to go to the gym to stay in good shape for try outs in the locker room before shinny and then they get on the ice and they can barely keep up with the local 50 year old who used to play semi pro so they just pretend they're not even trying hard

Imagine even bothering to respond to mindless seetheposters.

it really isn't, all the lesbians I know hate snakes

bracketcuck responds to every idiot who gives him any attention at all
it's called being an attentionwhore aka tripfaggot
he will probably even respond to this post despite his wife being a fat niggerloving cum dumpster and him being a fat beta cuck

you also live in a shithole

I think Finland SUCKS

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Easiest way to get meaningless (You)s on a Tibetan water polo board
>91700726
This is just objectively wrong in every single statement it makes. Quite impressive but also retarded.. No (You) for you

what possesses someone to think they need a special user name on an anonymous image board? I’m guessing it’s the the lack of a father.

they don't go outdoors ever

I've always prided myself on never having used a trip for any reason.
But lately I've been tempted to use one to take part in /hoc/'s ongoing tripfag renaissance.

>finally got night shift
>can sit all night and watch hockey before it
>no shork getting assblasted today
GAAAAARRRRYYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEE

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Gonna have to rework your hypothesis. I have a good relationship with both my parents and they are still together.
I work out doors, run, and play baseball on the weekends with friends.

You guys are horrid at guessing
This guy right here. Hes one of the smart ones.

Strongly disagree.

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>can't prove one single statement wrong
>is too scared to directly reply to posts like a little beta cuck
>has never made a single hockey related post

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I moved out of a shit hole, and yeah snakes are common among those folks

Shorks got utterly humiliated last night basset latvia

>I have a good relationship with both my parents and they are still together
ha ha... same...

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>91700830
Oooh look he did it twice in 2 posts. I'd kill my self if I was wrong 100% of the time

If there is homosex you live in a shithole.
Oh boy tell me more about your trailer park.

Proxy off, Jusi.

Where were you when every "contender" in the shitcific got BTFO in one (1) single knight

Noticing a marked increase in ph*neposter file names

probably neglect, gotta get attention anyway they can

You shouldn't bother

and yet here you are
not making hockey posts
thinking you are hot shit :^)
I bet your favorite karlsson is erik you fucking dweeb

So then why you cry m8?

Yeah, I mamaged watch 2nd period during breakfast. That was some pathetic shit tbqh

found the tranpa gay

Why is the western conference so absolutely shit lads?

thinking about blasting a slapper through my moms ford fiesta window

>and yet here you are
>not making hockey posts

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>he can't read

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Because I'm lying.

>tfw mom parks car in the driveway so you cant take shots at the garage door

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*claims another loser point in the name of the least*

dubs and bracketcuck posts the vid where his fat pig gets blacked

Not true t b h
The Central matches up really well against >us. Lightning definitely have a worse record vs Central than any other division; I can tell that without even looking at the stats.

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Ewww no Erik is shit.
>2 points for a ROW
>1 point for an SOW
>0 points for losers
Thoughts?
>inb4 none because you guys never want to talk hockey anyway
Why not I'm having fun. That's all that matters.
It is statistically and objectively better than the east
Oof sorry to hear that m8
>no dubs
>we both hate niggers
Based pot/kettle poster

I think you're a fat boring loser.

There’s not a single worstern team
I’m scared of m8s

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>makes a post with absolutely no substance and just a hockey related veneer
>you guys never want to talk about hockey!!!
this doesn't count

I, for one, like when tripfags uses trips, makes them a lot more easy to filter.

>91701004
Thank you for proving my point maple nigger. You faggots hate hockey plain and simple

How come your wife doesn't post on /hoc/?

Does it really tho?
She doesnt post for losers who dont like hockey

will poile let fabbro play?
or will fabbro become tolvanen 2.0?

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>she's a redditor
That's all you had to say lad

are you compact?

Literally fucking who?

How do I get this /fa/

/hoc/ really is terrible at guessing
Neither of us ever go to reddit

fabbro is one of the top american defensive prospects
he just formally left BU to realize his NHL ambitions
big opportunity for nashville to utilize him if poile wants

why do you type like that

I don't know why they would at this late in the season. If he's anything like tolvanen he'll play his 10 next year and then fizzle out in the minors.

like what?

red pill me on Max Verronneau

you hit enter instead of putting a period, it's very annoying to read

Probably a 1st line winger for the sens

eh, achieves the same means
i find using the qualifier "very" before an adjective annoying to read, but here we are

>he's 23
yikes

How come we don't hear about tolvanen anymore?

finns stopped hyping him after he was buried in the minors

thinking about sens superfan Jack Maxwell

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thinking about Pu and Jurco

Thinking bout those future considerations

Thinking about winning the Cup

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i busted pretty big earlier today lad

which shit game are we watching tonight?

fuck you /hoc/

Can't stand the thought of watching any of these shit games.
Maybe yotes/kawks

>your favorite player
a fucking bust
>my favorite player
GOAT

For me? Ah yes, I am so glad you asked. It has to be Dylan "D-B0$$" Larkin

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>mfw there are no pro sports at all in >my state
I just wanna skate lads

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sandwich meat for late evening snack again

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Time to move to Las Vegas

Hockey

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For me its
Hawks/Yotes
Ducks/nucks

At least nucks gamethreads are top tier comfy.

based

For me it's Bojack Horseman

Please eat healthier things for a snack, finlan.

Pondering a cheeky 'cide

Bojack redditman

gonna heem the mailman if my jersey doesn't come today lads

For me it's toasted chickpeas
Same, which state

Maybe you should fuck off back there since you love suckikg redditcock so much

>nucks gamethreads are top tier comfy

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based and redpilled af
MHVA

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Rude

are there really posters here who have never skated let alone attended a hockey game?
jesus

about 1-2 seasons ago there was enough of a transition in /hoc/ users that the majority are not aware of the canucks shitposting capabilities

the day has come when >we arent really relevant

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Is this also the face you make when anyone starts talking about hockey?

Kentucky

Brazil definitely

whats unhealthy about meat

Fuck you user

It’s the curing process that is unhealthy

It's a Golden Age in /hoc/

can you guess the only team that doesn't play on the last day of the season without looking at the schedule?
I've got a cookie for anyone who can

>south Ohio
Your team is Columbus. Deal with it.

Is an horse an athlete?

Wild?

HATE British Columbia
HATE Manitoba
HATE Alberta
HATE Ontario

youtube.com/watch?v=8mmNzfXg6sM

Columbus is 5 hours away from where I live. N/a/shville is 1 hour. >My team is N/a/shville!

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newfag

What brand of autism is this.

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close, here's a hint: it is the team of knife salesmen and cucks

>they named a province British Columbia
What did they mean by this?

>here's a hint
>literally tells us the answer
Subtlety is dead.

cucks

ohh THAT team. cool.

I'm not good at hints
you cheated

>you now remember knife selling user

>final game is against washington
>shitsburgh gets the rags

God damnit you just had to make that day all the more painful

>weebfat who's never skated
>bandwagons a reddit team
checks out

Dicks

Pens are winning the metro anyways ya dingus

does home ice really matter when you get swept?

You now remember the Chicago Blackhawks and the 2017 Stanley Cup Playoffs

The only team that’s getting swept is toronto or San Jose

who is gonna deny tranpa their record tying season?
choices:
Caps
Sens
Habs
>Laffs
Bruins

lelslanders are gonna get dumsptered by either the caps or pongs

snes because they love being spoilers

I believe the record is 131, if they win all of them they’ll have broken the record

Bolts will lose them all

habs have 132 regular season points
wongs have 62 wins
both are within reach

Whiskey River, take my miiiiiiiiiiind

Don't let her memory torture me

Whiskey river, dont run dry

You're all I got ta carry me

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Pooins

he is ready to fulfill his destiny of being the lead villain in the nhl

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what are we going to do with /lifelong/ers when vegas wins the cup?

embrace them

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TURN ME LOOSE, SET ME FREE
SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE
OF MONTANA

still not too late to become a lifelonger desu

That might be my sister on the right

What the FUCK why is there a fat buck tooth Oklahoman farm stripper in Vegas

lil jon fucked your sister

Shame on him

Gotta go somewhere

i fucked her first though

Tiny dick energy

It might be your brother on the left.

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shame on you as well

British hockey will explode in popularity if we win a game at the World Championships this year and increased interest will lead to our league become second rate (instead of fourth rate).

no

/lifelong/ers are unironically based

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wtf I love the Vegas Golden Knights now!

me in the back above the Stanley Cup Final banner

Absolute unit

>nobody even mentions the wild
>starts talking about “them”

Only fat fucks eat sandwiches for lunch

This is no longer funny

just don't like blondes desu

how was the view?

>somebody mentions “them”
>everybody was already ignoring them

thinking about M'Bongo from Minneapolis

give me a team

How come knights don't get the same hate that the canes do?

>nobody remembers “them”
>everybody already forgot the wild

their fanbase goes to the games

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>somebody mentions (((them)))
>everybody was already ignoring them

>mention somebody wild
>nobody even “them”

>somebody already the wild
>mention nobody

>mention somebody them
>doesnt go even as decided to use even go want to do look

>hurr durr
>blurr blurr blurr

>arrow posting
>on r/hoc/

N

no

Name a BIGGER fucking chad than Patrice "Burgerman" Bergeron

Gettin a sandwich now

Thinking tavares probably didn't deserve 11 million

faggot

Miami does not deserve hokkie team

big body beastly benis burger brocket bomb bardown blueline blaster boeser

Yeah but you've got to subtract the Marlin's and Tampa Bay devil Rays for ownership being so bad that they essentially don't exist past being an extension of minor league baseball and a farm team for the Yankees. Marlin's especially. Infact Loria was so good at running out fans the most famous fan Marlin's man doesn't even go to games as a Marlin's fan anymore. The dolphins spent 2 whole decades being the Patriots bitches. The buccs have the worst W/L record in the entire sport and the Jacksonville jaguars have never made it to a championship. So bad infact that that they're constantly being talked about moving to england. I don't watch nba but im pretty sure the last time the magic were relevant was when magic Johnson played, and the only time the heat ever mattered in Florida was when LeBron formed the first superteam responsible for ruining the NBA and putting the league in it's modern state as of today. The sad thing is that's actually Florida's best professional record, belonging to the mans who own hubris is ruining his legacy. Shit the most popular athlete in all of Florida never won a championship Dan Marino.

It makes sense after 3 strikeouts in all the professional leagues they'd move on to hockey.

i cant

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Why does toronto have the worst goal song

Andrei "Pussy Slayer" Svechnikov

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t. fan of irrelevant loser team

wrong you smelly fucker

based

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i honestly cant imagine such a grim thought about losing 6 (six) games in a row, 4 of those to non-playoff teams, and also getting outscored by them

No I'm not nocups

why even post

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Well damn.

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What on earth could have made that donkey on the left think she should be a model of the human figure, who allowed her to represent their company by modeling, why

Now that I think about it literally every single Florida team in professional sports are prime examples of what's wrong with each league in each sport as of today.

yeah, i summed that up here

>lying on the internet
>lying and pretending to be a pongs fan
Ultra grim and yikespilled

Me on the left

they exist for money laundering

are there any fans actually worse than pennsylvanians? terrible people, no culture and always taking for granted the team's they were gifted

It's also summed up much less curtly in the post I replied to.

The girls they get for this job are not usually the brightest or prettiest.

are yinzers not allowed to post on 4channel?

Anyone can claim to be a pens fan, why they would is beyond me.

I thought that this was already clear.

discrimination lawsuits if they rejected her

boston sure is mad right now

They’re supposed to be attractive it’s fuckin las Vegas

gary will give them the free pick from the 2020 draft to appease them

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Seething

*bombs your city*

>gets bodied by the caps in the 1st round
Except you won't care

>if they're not attractive enough
>you're not drinking enough
WHATEVER HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS FOR A REASON

Caps are going to choke and miss the playoffs

>lockout next year so Gary can manipulate the draft order
devilish

Reminder Bobby Orr is the one true GOAT
Fuck off Wayne

can't wait to leave it all out on the ice this weekend lads.

>everybody talking about “them”
>nobody mentions the wild

Scott Gomez is the only choice when we talk about the GOAt

wild

there someone said it

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Chara

>no body was even talking about them
>everyone is scared m8

t. metabolismlet

caps are unironically going to repeat
holtby is already getting into playoff shape

Can't wait to skate around until my feet hurt then go home and watch tv

Post that chara in the bunny suit

>somebody mentions the wild
>nobody talking about “them”

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild.

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guess what pops up in my browser when I type into google "chara in a bunny suit"

>somebody is scared
>they will remain scared m8

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Why are we discussing a lottery team again?

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Gracias

thanks for being there for me. I'm too numb to say it myself.

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My team is shit but I still support them and there's nothing you FAGGOTS can do to stop me

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I keep harrassing those faggots from on the bench about how they charged money for autographs and the keep replying

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she cute

i feel sorry for you

Based Wild bro. Only faggots and zoomers care what other people think of their team

Finland doesn't even get cold, you're a massive pussy

you are sunbelt

Finland is sunbelt

Reminder Montreal would have won if Poulin played

I've got your back Wild bro. Even through all of the pain.

Talk to me when your country produces a player who doesn't bust after a few years.

Donato has the potential to be a 70 point player next year. Debate me

finland and minnesota have won the same amount of stanley cups

I can't, the facts all point to it.
t. fact checker

chara in a bunny suit?

Reminder that Finlands best player is already a bust at 22 years old so now they're trying to claim some Russian guy

Pathetic sunbelters

aho is bretty gud

>mfw

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Good at being a bust

>'murica trying talk shit about who is sunbelt and who is not

lmao

how did you know?

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BA BA BA BAAAAAAAA

WHO LOVES THE SUN?

BA BA BA BAAAAAAAA

NOT EVERYONE

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minnesota smells like FECES

t. Sunbelt

Nice to know you're still thinking about >us, user.

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>Finland thinks anyone cares about their hockey opinions when their claim to fame is some pedo trophy and their best player ever isn't even top 50

sunbelt pussies

Finland is greatest ally

>finland talking about anything

Finnophobia needs to make a strong comeback.

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Mongolia's women's ice hockey team are set to make their international debut at the 2019 International Ice Hockey Federation Challenge Cup of Asia.

The team will play at the 2019 IIHF Ice Hockey Women’s Challenge Cup of Asia Division in Abu Dhabi from April 14 to 19, competing against fellow debutantes Kuwait, the United Arab Emirates, the Philippines and India.

Last summer, only four female hockey players were registered by the Mongolian Ice Hockey Federation, but there are now enough players to make up a team.

LET NOT SUFFER A FINN TO LIVE

If I saw a Finn I would punch it right in its fucking face

thinking about finnish vocaroos

But Rantanen isn't a bust?

My ancestors...

"No."

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IF YOURE LISTENING
WOOOOOOAAAAAAH
SING IT BACK
WOOOOOOAAAAAAH

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Waiting patiently for Mongolian flag in /hoc/

quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-minnesota-2018-19-stats.html
top kek

Fucking Landeskog babby

Typical Finn needing Swedish handouts to survive

PATHETIC

Kill yourself

Business idea: team comprised solely of fennoswedes

Landeskog: perfect English, all around player, great hair, good leader

Rantanen: sounds retarded, one dimensional, balding, teammates hate him

>pedosota mild

I WAS SPINNIN' FREE
WHOOOOAAAAOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOO

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you first you bootlicking dog

based
Y I K E S

>finngolian

>hurr seething is my entire gimmick
Why do you do this.
What the fuck are you getting out of this.

>america is having a civil war in /hoc/
so cute

Just took a Sunbelt and sat on the toilet so long my legs fell asleep

Name one good thing to come out of Minnesota. Im waiting.

the >snes traded the first pick in the nhl draft for matt duchene lolz

>quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/active-nhl-players-born-in-wisconsin-2018-19-stats.html
I played high school hockey with Jake McCabe neat.

not everyone is an emotional infant like you, sunbelt PUSSY

I'd kick your ass for fun before I fuck your mom

Minnesota wild vs the fucking universe

Duluth is pretty nice.

ahh yes, midday /hoc/

>when you drop a denver at work and it doesnt flush

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they also did not manage to get a 1st for mark stone

I've won the cup and picked 1st overall many times in NHL 19, no ones patting me on the back

*late evening

coilers will win the lottery

Always remember.

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laine on fortnite right now

>when you drop a midday finland and it gets picked for lewdness with a minor under 14

COPE

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no one cares about BUSTland

>bustk0v
>bustHo
>Laine

they got something better in 1st round pick erik brannstrom

>when you embrace your sunbelt status and play sand hockey with a bunch of local hispanic children

Southleastern strong!

I guess they didn't teach you english very well in somalia

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Who they will develop and then trade away for a 2nd

Laine needs to stream himself playing then all of /hoc/ needs to band together to stream snipe him to get him to quit.

inbred retard detected

How is Fortnite still even a thing? My kid and his friends have all quit playing

perhaps, but it was still a 1st rounder

apex legends is massively infiltrated by hackers

all the twitch

explain to me how duluth came out of minnesota, mohammad

Be curious to see how his career pans out.

>he doesn't export entire cities
yikers.

>letting your child play Fortnite in the first place
Failure as a parent.

I thought we hated finns unanimously?

>all this talk of sunbelt
>not a single mention of Grainbelt
I’m disappointed in you /hoc/

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NO!

he looked elite at this years jrs
for awhile i worried that vegass may have a prospect pool
thank god mcphee fixed that

last digit is amount of goals teds lose by tonight

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Even Bulju?

oof, this did not turn out the way the poster planned
GO TEDs GO

...

Nobody ets carbs anymore fatass.