Italy-Liechtenstein early match thread

Match starting at 20:45

Italy (4-3-3): Sirigu; Mancini, Bonucci, Romagnoli, Spinazzola; Verratti, Jorginho, Sensi; Politano, Quagliarella, Kean.
>Liechtenstein (4-1-4-1): B.Büchel; Wolfinger, Kaufmann, Goppel, Rechsteiner; S.Wieser; Hasler, Polverino, M.Büchel, Salanovic; Gubser.

This is /seriea/ in disguise so reminder to keep it comfy.

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1st for Liechtenstein

C'MON LIECHTENSTEIN

(((Liechtenstein)))

>Stephan Lichtsteiner
>doesn't even play for Liechstenstein
The universe makes no sense

cant wait

>/seriea/

>no goatiolo
It's a good thing since he gets to rest but holy shit what possess Mancini to play Sensi before him and to keep both Verratti and Jorginho in?

>Mancini at RB
We have plenty of better options than to play a mediocre CB as RB, why?

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>Donnarumma

>Mancini—Bonucci—Romagnoli—Spinazzola

>Barella—Verratti—Zaniolo

>Bernardeschi—Immobile—Kean

There is not point in playing boomers like Sirigu and Quaglia against Liechtenstein. Keep giving young players their caps.

Immobile never delivers for the NT desu

He got a nice assist on Saturday but yeah overall he’s disappointing. He’s a better option than 84 year old Quagliarella though.

For 10mins off the bench, a 40yo quags would be better than anything prime-immobile can offer

Juve's home shirt next season

Thoughts?

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He's one of the best italian prospect. He's going to a big next season so this is a good choice by Mancini. However I don't understand Sensi and Sirigu because 99% they won't be useful to the next European, so why does he use them?
Also Boipucci.

This, Immobile is good but in international games he cannot protect and take a ball and is in offside 5/6 times per game. Italy should play with Berna-Kean-Chiesa in the future.

Vomit inducing.

I like it, better than the actual one.

our forwards are all systembabies that are really mediocre as soon as you pluck them out of their teams.

nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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>He's one of the best italian prospect
meh, he's turning 23 this year, he's only one year younger than Romagnoli for exemple he's not particuarly good imo. Atalanta has a ton of goals conceded and he gets overrated because he scores a lot on set pieces, plus he's a CB, If you want to play a prospect there use Calabria at least, and bench Boipucci if you really want to play Mancini.
Also he's going to bring Sensi to the EUROs unless he flops next season.

will someone give Immobile a decent ball or the new objective of our NT is to spoon feed the negro goalballs until racism is over in Italy, asking for a friend.

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they will when he stops being offside

Ganbare Liechtenstein!

On that note, Rechsteiner sounds like a Lichtsteiner regen

>reminder to keep it comfy.
faggot

>that 26 years old Italian prospect

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>""""""""he""""""""" fall for the offside meme
kys
basato

Calabria is shit in comparison with Conti and he doesn't even play the same role of Mancini. Also Atalanta concedes a lot of goal just because its playing style. You should watch at the matches. Anyway, as Atalanta supporter, I rate Caldara much more than him. Also italian players becomes good later in generally so age doesn't matter too much.

>he doesn't even play the same role of Mancini
that's exactly what i'm talking about , he's going to play RB tonigh when he's not even a right back and when we have decent options for that role. Either play him at CB or bench him, why play him at RB?

>er politANO

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>everyone except defenders is a manlet

Mancini looks like he collects yugioh cards

hello frens, pls fuck up tonight ok? let us be first in the group, it's the sensible thing to do

>bonucci captain
Never a good sign

/seriea/ can't come back fast enough, I'm tired of playing reversi in /int/

Imagine booing the liechtenstein anthem

>kean moving his lips today

man we sure love manlet midfielders

chads not allowed over the defensive line

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Quagsy should be captain today

>20 seconds in
>still 0-0
Mancini out

>sensi
great ball control

Rolling ITT with tomato juice

Everytime Kean touches the ball the crowd goes crazy like he's Ronaldo. I'm perfectly fine with this

it's not surprising considering how much he's being shilled

For me? It's Liechenstein

He's 18 and people want to support him, leave him alone

Don't worry, DZU will put him on the bench forever

>16 minutes and still no goal
shitaly is finished

>conceding to a header from a guy 168cm tall
embarassing

Spinazzola>Alessandro

>watching streams when it's free on tv

>politANO

Spinazzola>Sandro at the club level as well

>POOlitANO

MANLET HEADER

>leave him alone
that's literally the opposite of what's going on though, user.
He has potential but he's being shilled a bit too much between the general dicksucking of the NT towards Jj players and the fact that seeing a black player triggers brainlets.
Out of all the young players that Mancini called up he's the one that has showed less on club level and the one that is playing more in the NT and let's be honest, he was really mediocre against Finland outside of that tap in.

>Italy are back
Ugh

It should be illegal to field more than 2 manlets

LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN

MANLETS UPRISING HEIGHT WAR NOW

Jesus Christ Verratti

>Verratti scoring
Lol

Yikes

MANLET ABUSE
The oldest Italian player to score in the history of the NT

NO ERA

>Spinazzola
First dribbly fullback from Italy i've ever seen

>Verratti
plot twist: he's actually underrated but playing at a mercenary team has wasted him

Everyone rates Verratti

>Quaglliarella (penalty)
not surprising

He's not necessarily underrated, he's wrongly rated. As in people think he's good at certain things whilst the people who actually watch him know he's better at different things

Italians actually think he's shit because they only see him a couple times a year for the national team where everyone sux

>get half decent coach
>kick out the old farts
>improve
groundbreaking stuff really

>shitaly
>stronk

Why is Jorginho still in NT?

Because our generation sucks at football

hate half and half shirts, especially bad with this colours
literally only Genoa (and Bologna) can pull it off

He performed pretty bad for the NT in the past years (when he showed up, he was always injured) but since Mancini arrived he has been great and everyone rates him

>he was really mediocre against Finland outside of that tap in
No he wasn't.
Quagliarella is the one who's actually mediocre outside the goal but nobody will say it

NO ERA AGAIN

NO ERA

Quagliarella and stapadding with penalties, name a more iconic duo

why would you handball on the line in a 3-0 defeat?
maybe it was refball tbf

NON ERA

How will Liechtenstein ever recover?

What did the Kaufman guy do?

Absolutely no era

he literally didn't do shit against Finland. Hell Mancini was all over him before the goal because his position was shit. It's not like it was only his fault since we spent the match passing the ball between the defense and Jorginho but still...

*looks at their bank account*

>Penaldorella

>quagliarella mediocre
Fu l'unico a fare qualcosa in quella partita.
I 10 minuti dove ha giocato hanno avuto più azioni del resto della partita

This game is 100% mafia, russian ref, 2 penalty and already red card. I hope UEFA investigates this match.

Everyone having fun but Kean. Shouldve let him take the last penalty.

>Quagliarella and stapadding with penalties, name a more iconic duo
Quagliarella and the most aesthetically pleasing goals you will ever see?
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He did a lot better than Immobile.

saved a shot but forgot he's not the keeper

Zaniolo when?

Poor Liechtenstein :c

my favourite Quaglia gol is this, it's bound to a horrible memory which makes it even more unforgettable
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Not setting the bar very high there

Immobile was shit too and yet he was the only reason Kean scored.

i won't deny he's the master of kino goals

I knew what it was before I even saw the link ;_;.
>meme music for a meme player
This video is nice though.
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fucking vuvuzela

>red card
Why ?

Hand on ball, also this game is mafia...

Oh look, the game where Italy get over their goalscoring block and go on to win the Euro.

True, but we don't have many alternatives.

>inplying half oh this players knees will survive the coming year

mah boi verratti scored, good.

Pellegri should've never went to Monaco that was fucking stupid

I am impressed so far with Mancini. He is doing a really good job with the national team. Finally this team seems to know how to play.

Just need Jorginho to score now

Manlet trio

>boi

I was in a driving school class when this game was playing and was pissed because I couldn't see it, I was later very glad I didn't see it :(

>tfw no RAI mummy gf

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This could be a serious hammering now.

Hope the based boomer gets his hattrick.

Zaniolo IN soon

>sips now THIS was a BOMBER
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hope it's a penalty hattrick for maximum basedness

from what part of Italy is keen from?

>spend the next 45 mins chasing blooters and other showboating shit
end up goalless?

You now remember Matteo Ferrari and Liverani.

how do italians feel about jorginho larping as one of them?

The one smart enough not to go on a boat trip to the Americas

He has Italian blood. Many descendants of Italian immigrants still feel close to the country, I know I do.

Piedmont

it's sucks, same for Eder or Emerson Palmieri and the negro truly a shame

how young is this italian team

Vercelli

Zaniolo seems interesting

Colpa nostra di non figliare a sufficienza

Former Inter legend

I miss Eder :(

yikes
another polcel

How could anybody miss that sack of shit? He was so bad

They were mutt tho

Why?

I now remember lucarelli instead

that nigga moise kean is stinking up the pitch

Faccetta nera!

but Jorginho is white wtf

nope is not a race issue, Mario Balotelli sounds italian for example, prolly the most italian name ever, he migth be a negro but at least his name do not sounds like: Moise Kean Jorginho Eder Emerson Palmieri are not italian

Chi farebbe figli in quest'Italia di merda?

DAS RITE

>header tap-in
HOW IMPERIOUS!

Balotelli has no Italian blood. Eder, Emerson and Jorginho do.

Wh*toids utterly blown the BTFO out

Kean was literally born in Italy not sure what else you want from him

Zaniolo will probably become worldclass; I'm keeping tabs on him.

Fuck yes, Kean replacing Balotelli as the designated nero of the team

Based
KARA BOGA

Kean will hopefully hit his potential unlike Balo.

>the night where he became Italy's oldest goalscorer
BOOMERS IN

FIXED MATCH
FIXED MATCH
FIXED MATCH
FIXED MATCH

R A R E proxy

shouldn't you be worrying about your qualification?

has donnazoomer even done anything

Being born in Italy doesn't make you an Italian. But this is politics and we are in Yea Forums.

PAVOLETTI

I want to bully mancini, looking like an autistic retard when his team scores

Pavoloso

PAVOLETTI

>scoring on your debut
comfy

I'm glad to see some diversity in the italian team, looking back to your old team, and seeing only white people was quite disturbing I must say. This is much better, much luck italians, I hope croatian team gets more diverse in the coming years as well.

The goalkeeper is Sirigu

of course it does user, there is the italian ethnicity and the italian citizenship

Yep, I'm thinking >we are back.

He was molded by the culture in Italy, sounds Italian when he speaks, if his name wasn't Moise Kean and something that sounded more Italian you would have no problem with it.

Pavoletti score, nobody gives a shit because is young Italian born in italy with an italian name from an italian family and prolly he will never play again since he's not black and nobody give a shit about a young not black italian striker

>40 shots

The Italian Giroud

Occasional reminder he is an Italian citizen now

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there's like 1 nigger

>your mind on /pol/

Just hoping for an Izzo goal and this is a 10/10 comfy night of footy

so many players getting their debut. I like Mancini.

Why the fuck did I read him as Pavarotti?

>plays for Cagliari
Is he the first one since Riva to score for Italy? Did Zola score while at Cagliari?

Balotelli is both ethnically and nationally Italian
He's only non-Italian when it comes to his genetic ancestry

Italy doesn’t give out birthright citizenship though.

The Italian law disagree with you.

t. Maurizio Sarri

Nobody gives a shit because he's fucking shit besides MUH HEADERS

Barella scored last match bro.

Pandev is based

oh yeah they give citizenship to everybody on earth as long as they have one italian granddad yikes

When was the last time you were this happy lads?

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>Pavoletti
>young

t. Laura Boldrini

1 is better than none. 1 will soon be 2, and then 3, and by the next generation of players half of their team will be non-white hopefully.
National team must represent all the people living in the country.

>being so over confindent over a match against a town

More like a tax evasion scheme

There's barely any black player in the U21 and U19 as well

>We need two penalties and a red card to score six goals against Liechtenstein
>we are back
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can Hans save the Italian white man?

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so why is the Italian NT not as black as the France NT?

:(

you're not white

Give us 5 years

I'd rather have non-white Italians than white non-Italians

How did you know? My father was black

Let's be honest here: we're gonna get raped by the first non-meme team

The exterminators of Liechtenstein

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>images research
>result is Pavoletti

Izzo going immediately full Scampia

STIAMO TORNANDO MERDE

we had few colonies and for a shorter period of time

why we cant just let the Italians play in Italy national tea,, how fucking hard can it be i mean why the fuck we do that, fucking hell

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our economy is too shitty to attract immigrants

the only arguably non-italian who is playing in the NT is jorginho.
Cal your tits mate

6-0 SI VOLAAAAAAAAAAA

>Romanians
>Moroccans
>Albanians

literally cuckold - the thread

we finally have a good rightback, which means we can play at high level again.

MATCHDAY 29:
>Friday 29th of March
20:30 Chievo - Cagliari
>Saturday 30th of March
15:00 Udinese - Genoa
18:00 Juventus - Empoli
20:30 Sampdoria - Milan
>Sunday 31st of March
12:30 Parma - Atalanta
15:00 Frosinone - SPAL
15:00 Fiorentina - Torino
15:00 Roma - Napoli
18:00 Bologna - Sassuolo
20:30 Inter - Lazio

MATCHDAY 30:
>Tuesday 2nd of April
19:00 Milan - Udinese
21:00 Cagliari - Juventus
>Wednesday 3rd of April
19:00 Empoli - Napoli
21:00 Roma - Fiorentina
21:00 Genoa - Inter
21:00 SPAL - Lazio
21:00 Frosinone - Parma
21:00 Torino - Sampdoria
>Thursday 4th of April
19:00 Sassuolo - Chievo
21:00 Atalanta - Bologna

>mfw turno infrasettimanale

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Why do italians shoplift so much?

>we finally have a good rightback
who?

fuck, I meant fullback.
Actually I wrote rightback as in someone who goes right back, rather than a fullback who plays on the right. It was a brainfart.
we have no money left. Pls help

Why can't we have good forwards?

>Why can't we have good forwards?
We have the same problem, Ryan Babel has no right starting for us

it gives me adrenaline rush

>chiesa
>bernardeschi
>insigne
>not good

Why don't you annex us we would have a great team?

>Babel still plays
Wtf

center forwards
it's not like we didn't try

Meanwhile Olsen shitting the bed for the NT as well

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Roma should try and put a cheeky bid in for Cilessen

se tu dall'altipiano guardi il mare
mpretto che sei schiavo fra gli schiavi
vedrai come in sogno tante navi
e un tricolore sventolar per teeeeeeee

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C'è una nave nel nostro azzurro mar
Piena di negri, ma che verranno a far?
Vogliono lavoro e un po' di umanità,
Ma solo troie e droghe porteranno!
No, no, no, negri no!

nero come noi

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That looked like offside?

Well Kean's potential isn't much more than pace-sub, unlike Balo who had freak talent. Good because the hype will die down and Chiesa will always be ahead of him.

Why do they always make a point to say "I voted Lega" after they get shit on by leghisti? It doesn't make them sound smart. Like what the fuck did you think would happen? Same with the guy that won Sanremo
It was but it's still horrible goalkeeping

NERO NERO NERO NERO

COME NOI!

NERO NERO NERO NERO

NERO COME NOI!!!!

o/ o/ o/ o/ o/

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Did the hype consume Zaniolo?
He hasn't done anything in the last games he played

t. juvazziale

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Name Zaniolo's contributions to the last five games

he cute

>"pls notice me s-senpai"
what a downfall

You clearly haven't watched Roma's last five matches outside of highlights. He's literally the only player trying to do something despite being half injured and playing as a winger.

Salvirgin and the /pol/cels BTFO
Based Moise

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look, I am in favor of Kean, you must have confused me with someone else. Nero come noi, on the other hand, it seems to me a decidedly conciliatory position, don't you think? I mean i migth have right wing opinions and maybe im a Nazio fan but im not a racist but to be fair that quotes it' not that ((((POWERFULL)))) if you catch my drift though. Now repeat after me Moise Kean Nero Come Noi o/ o/ o/ o/

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>non dimenticate mai chi vi da da mangiare quando avete il cibo in pancia
Holy shit, imagine having a son that taunts you over who pays the bills and brings money home, it's like the maximum humiliation