ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS

>dodo

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SOPA DE MACACO RANKINGS

1.2.Rest of the world

this is the best song about Texas, prove me wrong
youtu.be/_SE54MZOPGU

>first black character in gta
>literally ignore troy the most based character in gta 1

FAGGOT POWER RANKINGS

1. THESE POSTERSOver 9000. Everybody else

Based

Here's a better one
youtube.com/watch?v=raE7uP2L1Vo

HERE COMES AMOS

SO CAN YOU TAKE, THESE BROKEN WINGS

KEK POWER RANKINGS

1.2.Everyone else

Who here /RadioX/?

Is GTA a sport ?

HEEEEY GOOD LOOKIN' WHAAAAT YA GOT COOKIN'?

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>being this objectively wrong

1.) San Andreas
2.) Vice City
3.) IV
4.) V
5.) III (But I understand its importance, it just didn't age nearly as well)

I'm /FlashFM/, /Emotion98.3/, /RadioEspantoso/, /RadioX/, /KRose/ and /LibertyRockRadio/ all the way.

my favourite radio while in san fierro

>Have the 50 horseshoes in Las Venturas
>Win some millions at blackjack
>Pick a plane at the airport
>Land on a field near Montgomery
>Go to bookmaker to bet on horseracing
>Pick the 12/1 horse everytime
>Spend 5 minutes clicking on the fucking 10 000$ button to bet some millions
>tfw the your meme named turquoise faggot horse wins and you see your money count increasing for 3 minutes straight

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I'm more a /msxfm/ guy myself

/SFUR/ all the way.

THE SUN SHINES
>and
PEOPLE FORGET

And I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, it was good to get out of the rain.

Things that never happened: the post

The GOAT game series.

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>tfw last SA thread got 555 posts
>jannie deleted it

*switches to rise fm*

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>all that time wasted hunting Bigfoot
>all that time wasted trying to fly / sail out of the map to the hidden Vice City map
>all that time wasted driving around at a normal speed, obeying traffic laws

A FUCKED UP CHILDHOOD IS WHY THE WAY I AM
IT'S GOT ME IN A STATE WHERE I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

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i would dress the tuxedo, grab the jumbo jet and perform an halo jump into area 51. then i would role play as james bond

We should make a permanent GTA thread in Yea Forums to assert domination over gay mods and nigger jannies.

Real power ranking being coherent with the times that the game was released

1 SA
2 V
3 IV
4 III
5 VC/vcs/lcs

Based law abiding citizen

nigga what?
Of course this faggot never wins everytime but when he does it's raining money

WAKEY WAKEY

>getting home from school and firing up SAMP with the boys

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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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>Triathlon
>Be just behind the first in the last running part
>Punch him to make him fall

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>V that high
V was nothing more than a scheme to get you to bUy Shark Cards in GTA:O

>no having the custom song folder empty and listening to the custom song station to hear all the ads in a row
I SHIGGY DIGGY

>doing burglar missions before triathlon
BECAUSE I LIKE MY SHIT COMFY YOU NIGGERS

>he doesn't just spawncamp the drug dealers to get 2000 bucks out of every kill

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Dont forget spending hours on figuring out how to have sex in the game after seeing a video of that mod.

>You now remember the Liberty city glitch when you could go to liberty city by using the jetpack inside Los Santos' gym

Did anyone even do that? Isn't GTA5O full of money duping?

>The ghost glendales in the woods
w-what were they doing here?

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No one paid for shark cards in GTA V ever.

You're a monster.

>Underestimating 10 years old kids stealing their parents' credit card

>the triathlon bug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2spoopy5me

>yfw standing in the cabin at shady creek at 3:33am waiting for bigfoot or leatherface

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>Accidentally kill him and get disqualified

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Literally not of single minute of doing that was wasted time. Quite the opposite it was time well spend, it left me with cheerful memories of my youth

GTA is a sport.

>The loch ness monster at Palomino creek

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weak minded kids these days
in my time you looked for bugs, hacks and glitches to get paid shit for free

Gotta confess guys: I used to get Save File Editor in GTA Vice City, save in the hotel, then edit me 8000 money, buy the apartment with the garage near the Hotel Ocean, then edit the garage to Spawn a Zebra Cab full of indestructible and colored bumpers, then I'd get the Kaufmann Cab skin for CJ and pretend I'm fleeing the Mafia by being a cab driver.

They're fine, but the DJ's a bitch. K-DST, K-Jah West and Master Sounds are much better.

>GTA Series Videos
GOAT YouTube channel.

>yfw your bro at school brags that he tracked down and killed bigfoot in GTA and everyone else is eating his shit all up

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What would you like to see introduced into the next GTA?

>towns and cities growing over time, more buildings being built in real-time, roads paved, factories built etc

>more NPCs, especially those working jobs rather just walking around mumbling zany dialogue

>ability to buy and sell apartments, houses and land

>ability to design, build and furnish your own home

>(maybe) being sent to the hospital for a broken leg forces you to hobble around for a few days after

>ability to have a serious, long-term relationship with a girl by selecting numerous correct dialogue pieces when around her, also behaving like a gentleman etc to her - she moves in with you eventually

>ability to take your dog for a walk with a rope around its neck

>ability to watch a community prosper or decline, grow or shrink, according to certain decisions you make in-game, i.e. which missions to avoid and which to take on etc

>ability to upload your own music into the game and be able to listen to it on an MP3 or in a vehicle while driving as a radio option

>local areas become less filled with graffiti, broken-down homes etc if you clean out the drug dens etc

>ability to take on a desk job to earn money (time lapse from 9am - 5pm), including driving to work in heavy traffic or catching crowded public transport etc.

It's kind of crazy how objectively those areas were so small but they just felt so big.

I just want a GTA SA Full HD release, with extra radio songs and even more content. Is that too much to ask?

youtube.com/watch?v=u6q6vzbuOrI
AND WE GON GIVE THIS ALL THAT WE GOOOOOT
DON'T STOP KEEP RISING TO THA TOP
ALL MY NIGGERS
KEEP RISING TO THA TOP

Didn't know about that. I just zoomed into the rectangular buttox of that one girlfriend you get in Las Vegas who had a dildo in her room.

>redditspacing
Fuck off I'll be playing SA/VC still

I like the real estate aspect of it, but it should be that if you get busted for something, all of your land is devalued, and that you can go vigilante and clean up the neighborhood after you buy low and can sell high.

>wasted
Nah.

I'M GOING TO ARUBA

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Most of those are fine, but would make it more liks The Sims than GTA.

How did it feel so much larger and alive when we played it?

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It's large plenty enough. I remember drawing those in my notebook during 6th grade with my friends and missing some streets.

No love for LCS / VCS here?

WELCOME TO THE GANGSTA WORLD OF AGALLAH

HOLD THE LINE

LOVE ISNT ALWAYS IN TIMEEEEE

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>kill all the brown people
>city becomes better
>let brown people increase in numbers
>city becomes worse

Those are nice, especially VCS. They just aren't well remembered as VC and SA. Too little meme material and the characters aren't as memorable.

SO WHERE YOU GOING TO TOMORROW?

I used to give out bags upon bags of cash back in the early GTAO days, but it seems Rockstar upped their cheat protection and my hacked millions are gone

Yeah I definitely think it would be cool for land prices, house prices etc to rise and fall depending on decisions in game, or just natural trends reflecting real-life. I think the future of gaming in general is to allow private, distinct VR experiences in gameworlds whose fundamental layout is provided by the game producers but the actual story, experience, map over time etc is different for each user.

In terms of real estate, this can mean being able to stand still on a mountain outside of town and stare at the screen as months pass and apartment complexes, office buildings etc are erected downtown. Or it can mean buying an old farmhouse away from the city and doing minor missions (e.g. picking up an elderly neighbour from the doctors) and in return having locals develop a trust with you and help cut the cost of building your home etc, or sabotaging developers trying to build a suburb over a nearby forest etc.

Who /K-DST/ here?
YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT
TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE

me

For me, it's fever 105

When the fuck is the next GTA coming out? V came out almost 6 years ago

AMOS MOSES IS A CAJUN
HE LIVES BY HISSELF IN THE SWAMP

You can't drive around etc in SIMS as far as I know. I think RDR2 made a good move by humanizing the protagonist, i.e. making him vulnerable to cold, fatigued, smelly, hairy etc if he doesn't look after himself. They tried making the world itself more realistic with people working some jobs, a handful of properties being built over time, but they should expand that imo. Imaging being able to stand outside your GTA apartment and wait for your neighbour to emerge from his apartment, and follow him down to the subway where he stands reading a paper with one hand, then gets off to work in an office, before waiting and following him back home. On the weekend he'd go to the dog park, or go to watch a sports game. It would be so awesome to be just one of countless detailed characters.

>6 years ago
What the fuck

Who cares.RD2 was goat.

Who here hot coffee mod?

Why would you even want a new one? It's going to be online focused after how successful GTA 5 Online was

SAY HEY HEY HEY, WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY

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HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

AHEM

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Its quite good im sorry man but thats factual

RYDER NIGGA

HOLLYWOOOD SWINGING

Man, really hope GTA6 is vice city again, that Miami setting is too comfy

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I'd get a new console if that happened.

I think it would be Chicago / Rust Belt.

You'd have Chicago as the main urban centre, with gang warfare, class warfare, etc, but then you'd have comfy post-industrial towns and valleys, fields etc. There'd be snow, windy, rain, all seasons. Then in the south it would be the midwest area of Indiana, with flat fields, grid roads etc.

>all the players want Vice City
>the timing is right for Vice City
>rockstar will create a new city to their universe to depict a shitty frozen city that reeks of favela and crime and poo in a lake

I bought PS4 back in the day pretty much just for GTA V and eventually RDR 2 later on(and bloodborne)
Dunno, dont know much about american regions, but a Chicago setting seems like its gonna be just another grey and boring New York/liberty city situation

Miami is irrelevant these days. If it's going to be a modern game (i.e. set in 2019) what's the point of Miami? It's glory days are long over.

San Francisco would make sense with Silicon Valley and the tech theme.

Never. The company's 100% focused on making money off of Shark cards and microtransactions on GTA online now.

>Miami is irrelevant these days

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>ability to take on a desk job to earn money (time lapse from 9am - 5pm), including driving to work in heavy traffic or catching crowded public transport etc.
i play this game daily already

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What if I told you the next GTA will have just a minor offline campaign and the game will be played in an online open map 100% of the time?

too boring. riding horses and not having all your weapons on you all the time is not fun

>tfw had millions + all the business and almost all vehicles in GTAO and never bought a single shark card
I don't know why you guys complain so much.

What I hate about RDR2 is the fact so much of the central narrative involved cut-scenes and hand-holding. Open gameplay should be that, completely open.

If you didn't spend hours driving around the hillbilly part of the map pretending to go on a roadtrip what the fuck were you doing with your childhood?

V is still making money so, not anytime soon

>Miami is irrelevant
Florida Man memes say someting elese

I would sent my shit for a Year Straight to rockstar if they go through with that

After 2021 I guess.

i'll bet all you guys thought this was a john lennon song

youtube.com/watch?v=aQs1Ynq0rlk

Who /beatingupcopswiththedildointheirbathroom/ here

Vice City was only good because it lived on the coattails of Scarface and the glamorous 80s cocaine era. San Andreas did the same for the 1990s Run-DMC straight outta compton era, and GTA 1V was disappointing precisely because it didn't really capture any era, it was just "Russian immigrant lands in a gritty New York and steals sportscars all day".

GTA V was ok, but again the fact it was based in LA meant that only the celebrity shit was interesting or novel, while the rest was just Breaking Bad-esque. The new GTA should focus on Silicon Valley, futuristic technology, the world of p**n, Weinstein effect, etc.

and I haven't played it yet, I didn't even bother to pirate it

Foxposter pls go
>to

So what, you don't think any of them are good?

No I didn't, the song isn't utter shit.

>GTA VI: Candi Suxxx as a blown-out mid 60's hag comes out and says Tommy Vercetti abused her once on set.

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>Vice City was only good because it lived on the coattails of Scarface and the glamorous 80s cocaine era.
Not only you are wrong, you are also probably fat and stinks of subhuman.
The atmosphere of the game was great, the visuals were unparalleled and you are just a nigger. Everything was neon bright, the cars looked the best they ever looked in 3D era, Tommy Vercetti is not CJ but he's also very charismatic, Lance is a great addition to the history and the radios were the best ever.

>Brazilian speaks like an American or Brit

every time

I think having another gta in europe would be very nice
If u had to have it in the US maybe texas/mexico border would be a nice location

I think Rockstar are pretty self-aware, m8.

>>Brazilian speaks like an American or Brit

in what other way would one speak English

>waaaaaah random complaint for no reason
Care to explain?

Or London would be cool

Australian, ya cunt.

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I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE

> Oi guvna, where's your car stealing loicense? You avin a giggle if you fink you alf inchin that car wifout a propa loicense.

>>ability to design, build and furnish your own home
we runescape now

Construction is literally the worst skill in Runescape.
>having to use house planners to put the room right beside your kitchen because doot placement shit
Fuck that thing, for me, it's Crafting (and the Crafting Guild).

Ywn have a gta based around switzerland/northern italy
>feelsbadman

I do, though the New York one (IV?) was underwhelming to say the least. A huge city of New York, with some New Jersey-type industrial land thrown in, with barely any buildings you could enter and the same density of NPCs in every area despite Manhattan being a very busy place IRL at certain times of the day. Got boring very fast.

in the hood

>gain money after missions
>have nothing to spend that money on

>Care to explain?
>in what other way would one speak English

"utter shit" is an english phrase, of course, and you were even talking about an englishman. my larger point is that brazilian posters seem to repeat whatever they hear. it's a surreal experience. everything uttered by a 10-year-old in america somehow finds its way to adult brazilians

our memes, our strangely specific terminology, our insults. it's like brazil is america recycled. i never get this feeling with any other country, even canada

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expensive af too

>whoa, a country that doesn't speak english doesn't have a proper way to speak english
I swear to you, americans are too fat to even think properly

HOLD THE LINE

WOAH WOAH WOAH

#boycottrockstar

Never forgive them by how they treat pc players

I miss off topic threads like this

Make them, as long as you don't make reddit tier cringe cereal power ranking ones.

holy fuck I can't stand David Cross' character

based thread inspired me to start working on some San Andreas pepes and wojaks

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>Drive us to our place on Mohawk, it's just up the road. I'll let you know when we're there.

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this. I thought IV was way less enjoyable than san andreas because of how much they stripped it down. it felt like a step backwards.

Fuck jannies

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For me, it's Wave 103.

What would be the opening scene for the next GTA for you?

>black screen
>classical music starts playing
>your open your eyes to find your character staring at himself in a crumby Clucking Bell bathroom
>he's in the Clucking Bell uniform, looking tired
>there's a banging on the door and your boss is shouting for you not to waste time
>suddenly you're in control of the protagonist
>you leave the restroom and, depending on when you do, either a robbery is about to take place or is taking place
>two black guys with guns and balaclavas demanding money from the register
>they take the money and flee
>your boss runs out of the bathroom (where he was hiding) and demands that you chase them down
>you run outside and can ignore the request (you lose your job > struggle to pay rent for your crumby apartment) or you get on the Clucking Bell delivery moped and chase them down and try to retrieve the money somehow (you still have your job > get a cut of the rescued cash)

It was just like Liberty City modernized, but with no real additional features. I don't think you could even fly a plane in that game because of the 9/11 taboo. Driving down busy highways around New York was boring, and the rural areas were absolutely deserted and dull, no real memorable areas. Driving around Times Square in a Lambo was cool at first, but again it got boring and I think if you crashed your car you often flew out of the windscreen and died. It was more like a Need for Speed game.

Pic related: I can't even remember which areas were which, just one huge urbanized mass of streets and places you accidentally ended up in by driving off a bridge or something.

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You unironically wrote this

yikes!

based

user, I...

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Bully 2 in the next few years, then GTA 6 in 4 years

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
IN MY MIND AND IN MY CAR
WE CANT REWIND WEVE GONE TO FAR
RADDDDIIIIOOOO STARARARARARAR

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>Bully
get laid already

set in uni i hope

TONIGHT, MAKE IT MAGNIFICENT

>when you pick up the tear gas from washington beach police station and lob it from the upper floor in the malibu and everyone dies

YOU'RE OUTTA TOUCH
I'M OUTTA TIME
BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND

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For me, it's Johnny Gat

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>when the keyboard kicks in
I always cum when it happens. I mean, I lost many pants and underwear because of it and my mom hates me because of this. Because of Vice City, my parents found out they can't stand each other and got divorced, and my mom is stuck with me, playing Vice City and jizzing in my pants non-stop, since I can't stop listening to Flash FM. I have makeshift posters of Candy Suxx in my bedroom. I tell my friends I have a sex buddy called Mercedes.

>he doesnt listen to msx
Explain your trash tastes

have you played any of these shit games? None of them have aged well. San Andres and Vice City are unplayable the controls are so bad.

Vice City was the best though.

Have you heard of mods?

>San Andres and Vice City are unplayable the controls are so bad.
Fortnite might be fitting for you and your fat sausage fingers because you are so fat and reeks of subhuman.

Been playing Xcom2
Pretty fun

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youtube.com/watch?v=eMkdtMQH7WM&feature=youtu.be&t=569

let me guess, you like rust brown's ring donuts

Tbh i probably enjoyed GTA II just as much

>still works, nice
rockstargames.com/vicecity/

Oh my god, it's so good.

>he rates Construction below Runecrafting

Construction is by far the worst skill in Runescape. Also I made real life friends in Air-running servers.
In fact, Air-running and Law-running are some of the greatest aspects of Runescape.

GTA2 is underrated as fuck

GTA2 was great, I used to pretend I was the member of a gang and only do their missions.

>SA came out 14.5 years ago

>Vice City was set in 48 years ago

GTA character rankings, lets hear it lads

>best overall
>most underrated

I can’t argue against this. Rockstar was the boys club of games. They had a great idea of an anarchism game with a story that you could sometimes play and sometimes not, and to make sure that you didn’t play around too much, they just made parts of the map unaccessable. I loved it! I think it opened a lot of young men to the idea of blue collar jobs being a possibility in their subconscious.

>ability to upload your own music

you could already do this in vice city on xbox

Best Michael

Most underrated is Claude

MSX 98 FM!!

Best is Michael probably
Most underrated is Toni Cipriani

>Tommy Vercetti
>Trevor

>massiff power gap

>everyone else

>Niko Bellic
>Michael

Best
Tommy Vercetti
Most Underrated
Luis Lopez

Why is every board better than Yea Forums to talk about videogames?

>best
Niko
>underrated
Toni from lcs

Cos Yea Forumseddit plays only weebshit, indietrash and those kiddie nintendo games and shits on everything popular cos they are trying too hard to be le ebin video game hipsters