/cric/

KEK

seems to be a lot of cockheads (Maxwell, Warne) that think Ashwin did something wrong, and a lot of dinki di true-blue cobs (Johnson, Gillespie) who think it was fine. I'll make my mind up on this alone

This is the thread

reckon it would be better if it had to be continuation of the action instead of a flat runout

don’t think the rules need changing tttt, it’s a marginal call and a revision like this just makes it too confusing and arbitrary for the umpires
ashwin just deserves condemnation for it

the only rule change I would support is that you have to warn the bowler before you do it

*warns himself*

I think the rules should go the other way - you can't be run out until the ball has either been struck by the batsman, or gone past the stumps at the facing batsman's end - think of the shenanigans the non-striker could get up to, and tell me it wouldn't make cricket more entertaining.

>don't worry m8 I won't mankad you
>does it anyway
POISONED TO MY ROTTEN CORE

Attached: Screen_Shot_2015-04-24_at_6.00.14_PM.0.0.jpg (1200x800, 203K)

pro mankading if the batter is being a cheeky fuck
anti mankading if it's just because you saw an opportunity

didn't see how this went down though

whoops lol

My 200 IQ hot take: Mankading's rarity at the highest levels shows that it's good for the sport overall. A bit like the hidden ball trick in baseball. You seldom see it at the highest levels, which makes it a massive thrill when it happens (and serves to teach younger players to pay close attention to their positions and exactly what the pitcher is doing).

the latter
if ashwin had actually followed through with the action buttler might’ve still been grounded as it happened

these are not the posts

BASED mankad putting /cric/ on thriving watch again

i for one hope the world cup final comes down to the last ball and the non strikers get mankad

based you
based me
based poomunity

glad to be back from my 3 dayer lads
was hard watching the criccy and not talk to u lads

Dreamt I was tasked with cooking a leg of cow down an alley for a head chef. All my clothes were in the wash and the alley looked on to a playground. I was naked. I forgot to season the leg of cow and the head chef wasn’t impressed then some angry parents tried to catch me but I ran away. Weird.

getting banned + the telstra block forced me to go out the past few weekends and meet girls. makes you think...

Attached: 1234.webm (640x352, 1.47M)

dont know if I should have a bowl of weet bix or a bowl of ice cream lads

why not mash it all together and have both?

mankads on mars

What’s more disrespectful: the Mankad or kygrios underarm serve the other night

any numbers m8?

yes mate. sadly none look to be long term partners, however both did have sex with me, which was good

good work my lad

greatest cricket webm i've seen yet

thats what you get for being a librarian

thanks mate. can you believe it was as simple as leaving my room and doing something social?

?

i would mankad all of fuckers the first chance i get, then send you off by pointing to the sheds and telling you to get on your bike.

u must have some above average looks tho

i'd say bang on average, mate

HOLY KEK

>mankad
>kolpak
>doosra
>googly
why is cricket lingo so elite?

>dickscoop

Attached: mankad lagaan.webm (640x274, 521K)

Friends. I have just watched the Red Wedding episode and I'm...Imma need some time.

:D

wont lie but that backing up was a tad aggressive

Brainful stuff

fucking hell bros. which of you dickheads mentioned photofeeler a few days ago? i put a pic of myself on there and i'm rated UGLY

KEK

BASED RICHO

kek, called it

fat guts banned me for putting his results up

cant be worse than his rating mate

Hi Joshy

post the results, lad

HOLY FUCK POST IT

ill post an updated version,

Attached: cricket manlet.png (1024x574, 862K)

Thanks mate

this is what women think when they see you walking you faggy dog you fat peice of shit.

Attached: sebborating.png (1210x541, 55K)

TOP FUCKING KEK

i guess ill see you lads in 3 days

worth it

OH NO NO NO NO

post the notes

you now remember when GoT was enjoyable to watch
hell, you now remember when GoT was at least tolerable to watch due to high production values

>30
Mate, he’s almost 40 kek

its just premade tags about the size of the photo being small or too blurry mostly

ah damn cant change it, i just took a stab

Me when mommy doesn't give me tendies.

kek, EU just passed their antimeme laws

yeah 1st series was kino but it became unwatchably bad halfway through series 4

...

bring back the rest day to test cricket

Someone post the removed post please?

I lost interest because it became too mainstream and everyone started talking about it.

Attached: 252825.jpg (1200x675, 51K)

i.4cdn.org/sp/1553602586994.png

Attached: 1425850428790.jpg (258x344, 27K)

Not found post again.

...

kek

KEK

K E K

KEK

KEK

LMFAO he's deleting the posts too

What was in that post?

Will /cric/ watch Based Boomer Dhoni lift the IPL trophy 2019?

Attached: 279DC23A-6BE4-4AA5-A4F9-623A0B88842A.jpg (554x554, 32K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190326-111836_Nova Launcher.jpg (1080x498, 89K)

Fuck off fatty

>Bhajji plays for Chennai
>Ashwin plays for Punjab

Aukat me reh bhosadike

Hello

might be a controversial opinion, but 30 nuggets is a bit much. And no, I don't have any friends to share with

Had my final year project presentation today. Got an A+
Feels good except for my worthless group members who did absolutely fuck all
Missed out on the mankad banter yesterday.

...

Tu ja reddit me gaand marane bhosdike

>page 3
poopoo "sport"

woke myself up by vomiting slightly in my mouth and now i can't get back to sleep lads

I call that a cricket

Holy fuck Dhoni is useless

Lads what do I do if my boiler makes a loud noise and starts pissing water?
British Gas just came round to check it now it’s doing this

taste the water.

gib brown gf

Attached: 6894622C-C7B1-41C8-BAF7-D847EE93EB91.jpg (4032x3024, 1.58M)

>Dhoniwinslol

WE ARE UNBEATABLE

>WE
Must be one of those fags who runs after him so that he can touch him.

>anti Dhoni fags seething

ffs Delhi FC (franchise cric) is so garbage. Will fight tooth and nail to try and secure the 7th

god i miss 09-13

Attached: kohli-lost.jpg (600x387, 42K)

god yes nothing makes me happier than seeing this insufferable cunt lose

hate life and myself

instagram.com/p/BvS7lSMnGma/

Indians are such chads

the virgin mankad

the chad destroy your bat, pitch and chair

BASED

>cric existing around shitty IPL
This is how you know 90% of cric are fucking curries.

be happy it's even here

Could a fellow white man get an explanation of that chimpout?

sorry /cric/ is a brown thread

>man plays by the rules
>the world of cricket implodes
such as life

>not supporting FC Delhi

debi had a team once,which had dilshan warner mcgrath sehwag gamhbir and GOAT Andrew McDonald. kinda like MUT/FUT IRL

Thanks, have a perro.

Attached: DpFs_QLXoAETVz3.jpg (1200x675, 127K)

bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/43562872
i don't believe it

blubbabla you there bla? x

Came 2nd in the pub quiz

oooooooooo.....ooooooooooo oooooo

by how many points lad

wow this is considered a professional "sport"

espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/752417.html
>Ian Chappell: It's idiotic to not mankad a straying non-striker

*monkey noises*

sure point me to the white man in question and I’ll give him an answer

Not potato quality.

Attached: Only in India 🇮🇳.webm (640x340, 2.41M)

Better be curry than muslim cock sucking cucks.

still dont understand why indians are so butt blasted about pakis

>LE FUG LE /GRIG/
Shut the fuck up Shitspouter you absolute cazzie kys

THIS is the post

who was in the wrong here?

Can someone explain to an american with literally zero knowledge of cricket whats happening here and why that guy is raging.

Attached: Screen Shot 2018-11-16 at 9.35.42 am.png (556x314, 281K)

The guy raging.
You know the hidden ball trick in baseball? Why it's so rarely seen at the MLB level, and therefore is so humiliating when it happens? Imagine getting out for something even more humiliating. And the outs in cricket matter even more than the outs in baseball.

I'm so alone

that in no way tells me anything

Then go back to /hoc/.

The guy with the ball hit the sticks when the guy on that side of the pitch wasn't tagged up. As a result, that guy is out. His failure to be tagged up until the moment when the bowler bowled the ball resulted in him being out in probably the most humiliating schoolboyish way possible.

it’s a 300 IQ move where you get the runner out before the delivery has been bowled. The runner has to stay within the crease to not get run out, kinda like in baseball where you have to touch the square thing after a run.

That guy started his run before the delivery was bowled, thereby getting run out. He gets mad because it’s a completely legal dick move and there’s no protesting it.

>you have to touch the square thing after a run.

Attached: e09.png (645x729, 51K)

its just not cricket mate

Is this why fatguts seethes so hard at big Joey?

Attached: riwedvq7v1yrk4wo.jpg (1200x1200, 200K)

imagine rating a quokka diddler trustworthy

SEBBO ON POOICIDE WATCH

Joseph Melican is as beautiful a human being as sebbesity is repulsive.

>implying it's not a square
Fat cunt doesn't know his own sport kek

>3.1, 3.5 and 2.8
>gets furious
OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is about my third post on cric in a week or so. Was hoping it would go into hiatus until some good crickets on. Hate seeing the lads in decline like this.

Ahh yes, good cricket, the episode where Kane Williamson statpads against shitty test teams.

kej
KEK

This us what I mean. The bitterness. The unneeded aggression. Saddens me.

down to 106kgs lads

>This us what I mean. The bitterness. The unneeded aggression. Saddens me.

Attached: 1539569425270c.png (613x577, 76K)

Nice

looking good mate

thanks for the support boys

keep at it blubby

>

>thanks for the support boys
you're welcome blubbabla

*scores a muscular 190 (422) in a elite match saving innings*

Attached: 7612B76F-24F2-438E-B1F2-82B2D51926D2.jpg (218x298, 8K)

>a elite

hmm

this triggered

>Fatguts ruins another /cric/ thread.
Starting to think the MLB posters were right

this triggered

PROUD of blubbabla tbqh ngl bla x

>the square thing
it's called a base you absolute brainlet. like as in BASEball fucking moron

This is the strike rate

this triggered

Keep it up fatty.

What were sebbos results?

Attached: Unknown.png (500x701, 345K)

...

fucking hell

BTFO

lmao at Brett Lee supporting Abbott, leftie cricket finna seethe

You now remember Kyle Abbott

Attached: 2019_03_26_20_21_09_001.webm (1080x1920, 1.86M)

:3

where does she work lads

abysmal taste lads, rather fuck a blue-ringed octopus than that slag

Attached: 2019_01_18_21_15_48(2).webm (1080x1920, 2.87M)

The ice skating rink?

Just made the switch from Optus to Aussie BB lads, feels good to not have to VPN anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=B9dSYgd5Elk
:D

BASED

Attached: A8C7E576-FA56-4F80-A7F6-0DC39EB78131.png (750x1334, 317K)

>Since the test has not been standardized according to professional standards, the results should not be confused with a result obtained on a professional test.
yep he failed that test alright

Just scored 149.

that's just pattern recognition, literally an autism test

>non-standardised test results
Lol

Gonna be a long night boys

True story. 126 after half a deck of Marlboros and six Tanq 10's. Great 'test' you've got there.

didnt take the IQ test because I'm not a sped who thinks online IQ tests mean anything
owned

You people really are stupid. Especially the one who couldn't understand what that thread was about and your retarded reply ruined it.

I also think they're bullshit, but I'm man enough to admit I got a brainlet 117. Dumb as shit as I expected.

I triggered *.*

Based tradie on 180k with his third house before 30.

BASED

Attached: 1551668413702.jpg (249x249, 8K)

Joey, you need to grow a beard m8

Attached: Screenshot_20190327-212939_Chrome.jpg (1080x1382, 498K)

>quality: rough
is that the picture, or your forced meme e-personality drama?

:D

Attached: Meme Test.png (667x538, 31K)

hi, what are the rules?

you just broke one

Being able to recognize a symmetric difference or exclusive or relationship is key to several of these questions.

great analysis you must be pretty smart
thanks mate

So true

Good thread

WE'LL BE BACK BOYS

youtube.com/watch?v=YMvsCPRbRrs

Sebbo test consultancy services: Improving your total one redball at a time.

I miss karaokecunt
what have you done with him

Never heard of him desu

go on. greatest american hero
I lost the link

it's a pentagon

He calls himself blabla

Shan’t be watching porn or drinking for a while lads

will be doing both

I fucking hate him
I hate his smug fucking face
Yeah the 2005 ashes were good
I still hate him

Attached: E8EA8C0E-C0AC-43F8-A863-F4D2540B1947.png (750x1334, 2.3M)

Hmmmmmm

Oh he’s talking about blabla? No idea why he’s not been posting as much lately.

aesthetic wickets taken by pakistan

felt I was spiralling into a habit resulting in self loathing and laziness. can’t be doing that.

quite like him even though I can acknowledge he is a bit of a prick

dont worry mate
eating that shit hell be dead by 60

love this bloke

Attached: based baba.jpg (580x634, 47K)

>Baba Sehgal
Yikes!

Hey Siri what is the song that goes oooo.... ooooo ooooooo

cricket

Indian hip hop is great, beats the shit out of skiphop

youtube.com/watch?v=nf77y41qrds

Holy mother of BASED

Always found him cringy

Are there any Indian singers/actors that aren't?

Attached: image.jpg (576x768, 49K)

none of you fucks even watch cricket

delete this thread now

Yeah

for me, it's whoever this guy is. Seems pretty based

Attached: mms-metallica2.jpg (400x300, 40K)

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 00.36.26.png (418x399, 237K)

Here’s what I found on the web for ‘oooo.... ooooo ooooooo’

Attached: 655EA880-13B4-4D0A-A2A5-80225F2F260C.png (1536x2048, 460K)

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 00.37.55.png (638x584, 496K)

This

Just thought of an Indian post metal band called MS droney.

Former Indian PM

>pima county

What a time it was for cric

>[Deleted]
GOTTEM

just did a muscular stoinshit lads

>yeah guys remember how I'm a lawyer? That's why I left two tabs open showing how much of a lawyer I am tee hee! Whoops!

Who you quoting lad?

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 00.46.07.png (485x645, 308K)

can probably doxx him pretty easy with that second tab no?

Sebastian Copehard

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 00.47.50.png (814x578, 721K)

>pooxwell

Disregard this post haha

>out in the nervous 90s
>again

BASEDwell bringing Ausgods back into the game

How long until some pace bowler dubs his delivery the "Shakti"?

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-27 at 7.44.02 AM.png (849x427, 81K)

Just had sex with my girlfriend meanwhile you nerds were watching cricket.
Cya virgins.

>2 sweaty hairy indians shagging in the humidity of India with other poo scents in the air
Imagine the smell lads

>Rogan Josh
mmmmmmmmmmm

L I S A
I
S
A

How's the Josh?

What about it?

You wouldn't say that in front of me, I can put you on ventilator with one punch.

WALLOP

Rohan Gavaskar is awful on the mic. Fuck nepotism.

This match needs a Mankad

>Ashwin comes on to bowl
>Non-striker stays in the crease until he releases the ball
S H O O K

He was good in East is East

Scenes if he does it again

Unironically want this to happen

>mishit for six

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 03.00.20.png (916x515, 700K)

shot

THWACK

H
OYE
Y
E

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 03.17.54.png (916x515, 599K)

Oh dear

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-28 at 03.20.09.png (916x515, 493K)

Is brett lee dare I say best looking cricketer of all time?

Stuart Broad

More drama kek

USA have really improved recently

gonna drink wymehcko and listen to the fall

>page 7
oh no

How do those stadiums even smell

Cant he afford fina?

mankading is straight up retarded if you haven't bowled the ball yet you don't deserve a wicket simple as

virgin britcuck mad because his boyfriend got outwitted

not surprised the leaf has no argument, it's to be expected after all

There is literally nothing wrong with mankading

this is the cricket

outwicketed*

/cric/ is VERY high IQ and the cricket is a very high IQ sport

let me know if a snake sesh is needed here bla x

My dear bros.

hlw boro

shut the fuck up /hoc/ cuck

Why didn't they put in the Ashton Turner meme for this dead series whitewash?

>there is a "royal poopeeland airforce"
hahahAHaha/ahaAAHahah/AHaaahHahaahahahaAHahaHAHahahaaaaaHAhahajejejajajajajajajajajkekekekekekekeeeeekekee

o i am laffin
why even bother
wew

youtube.com/watch?v=r05P18B5Pbc

>tfw photo is 3 years old

Look at this dude lmao.

Attached: tailspin.png (1280x720, 209K)

based migrant bsa hope you’re enjoying our beautiful country

fuck me he’s already got the picture removed from the archive
could someone repost it

Attached: 1543818948104.jpg (788x1024, 124K)

Classic.

You now remember /Adam Gilchrist/.

not as funny as the Irish Airforce

What pic lad?

Sebbos version of this

Attached: Screenshot_20190328-171951_Chrome.jpg (1080x1680, 464K)

He got it removed within minutes kek

J O S E P H
O
S
E
P
H

This is the post

lads

Yes hello

shall be getting 99 herblore this weekend

He can

I GRIEVE IN STEREO

2nd in the pub quiz lads

who was the australian fast bowler who died in 2016

Gonna give it a shot lads threenow.co.nz/tv/married-at-first-sight-nz/home.html

oooooooo...ooooooo ooooooooo

THE STEREO SOUNDS STRANGE

Good opportunity to learn how to statpad m8s www.trademe.co.nz/sports/cricket/other/listing-1997211428.htm

$2,000 is a bit fucking rich
it's ross taylor and an old washed up who ffs

rather not be anywhere near fat washed up cricketers tb h

I'd rather the 2000 went towards plastic surgery to fix taylor's munted face

what is up with these two?

Attached: Marcus-Stoinis-Instagram-story.jpg (640x849, 50K)

Just two dudes hanging out

on the left is an overrated burden, and the right will be taking the Australian #1 test spinner spot when Lyon eventually gets disgraced for beating one of his various girlfriends in the middle of an ice binge.

certain man

Attached: 9F319255-80A0-45D1-A128-F47048082EFB.png (750x1334, 3.56M)

Did you know that sebbo is a lawyer?

>Stoinis
>Burden

absolutely, 60RR is not cutting it. and that's if he doesn't get out in his "eye in" first 3 overs as he did last night. Same with Finch and his junk 90 which chewed up 150 something balls. That shit is going to lose matches. Should've stayed with Turner who's desperate to prove he's game winner. You know I'm right

Just invited my /hoc/ friends over to watch the cricket.

Attached: 600C1D66-D4CA-4782-9D2D-BCBE81DC2975.jpg (640x427, 41K)

hello dears

De kock’s wicket reminds me of my batting

why does grand homme looks so old?

I think they are first openly fag cricketers.

*be's back*

BASED

>mfw ABD will be gone soon

Attached: 1475790106109.png (394x360, 130K)

>9.5 mil watching the game on hotstar
>2 on /cric/

Sad stuff

GOLLABSE

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-29 at 03.00.36.png (1944x1108, 1.27M)

>it's MI lose their first 6 matches episode
I've seen this one many times

And somehow reach the playoffs

>and somehow win the tournament
hmm

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-29 at 02.27.25.png (646x615, 438K)

Attached: Screenshot 2019-03-28 at 9.53.34 PM.png (1148x886, 1.38M)

Attached: Screenshot 2019-03-25 at 11.50.10 PM.png (770x1108, 987K)

MUMMY

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-29 at 03.27.19.png (1944x1108, 1.67M)

Attached: Screenshot 2019-03-28 at 10.10.14 PM.png (236x300, 151K)

Why is malinga so fat bros

Attached: 9F9C977B-83E2-497B-98C6-FC3AAFA74115.jpg (720x720, 108K)

>Pooen

Based.

>implying this is okay

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-03-29 at 03.40.04.png (1920x1080, 1.72M)

The Kohli Show

Basedeshwar Pujara >>>>Pissrat Poohli

So true

Is Kohli elite?

genuinely impressive
USA will be a test nation before 2030

Attached: 6897545C-E0D6-4953-B86F-EEF12039B56C.png (750x1334, 1.91M)

t. Virat 'i want to look like keemstar' Kohli

BASED BUMRAH

>Poohli

>keemstar
wtf is a keemstar you zoomer

Ya can't use google unkill?

>youtube "personality"
Fuck off zoomer

Unkill seething

>Unkill
now wtf is that??

>Unkill can't meme
Crinfe

de GOATliers

>Poondya

love test cricket
love plovdiv
love basil
love my mum
hate yanks
simple as

>bumrah last three overs
>3-0-8-3
hmm

What a game

>poo villiers

JUST BOWL FFS

this “sport” is fucking GAY

>Last delivery was a no ball
HOLY KEK

>RCB seething
oh nononononononononononononononononononono

Attached: Screenshot 2019-03-28 at 11.53.54 PM.png (832x936, 1.08M)

Absolute STATE of this umpiring

Evening /cric/ are we keeping it comfy?

hello my dear bro

I possess one of the most electrifying brains in cricketing entertainment

just mattposted at an incel lads, he's shaking and falling apart at the seams

What's your finisher

the amir encore

Source on those milkers???

The cricketer's elbow

Kohli is such a whiny baby. Grow the h*ck up dude

bros, i am here bros.

My dear bros.

ah yes

the cricket

they call me bushpigbro

"doing Europe" this summer lads, looking at Italy, Austria/Switzerland, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Great Shitstain (stay with a mate) and Ireland (stay with family)

thoughts?
am I missing anything?

Imagine spending money to go to the British Isles

So glad my ancestors were criminals lads

Is Adam Zampa homosex?

cannot wait for the Brown World Order where, under Pax Hindustana, India elevates all cricket nations above the rest of the world

Brekkie

Attached: Snapchat-442183388.jpg (1151x2169, 770K)

wat is dat bla x

smashed avocado, feta and poached eggs on toast

>avocado toast
HATE millennials

VERY nice bla x

if course sebbo would rather the Taco Bell number 4 extra large with extra sauce and a diet coke than eggs and a fruit

>fat fuck pozztralian unironically thinks a slice of toast is healthy because he slathered some green fat on it and garnished it with weeds from his backyard
Yikes. No wonder Australia’s obesity rate is skyrocketing. Sad times for the brainlet millennials in the antipodes.

*goes into withdrawal after only guzzling 3L of corn syrup in a day*

>unironically measuring liquids in metric
Grim

me?? just glad that indus has these bla x
youtube.com/watch?v=BLFIqoGbs2k

Ahh yes, Pima County

>love test cricket
yes
>love basil
YES
>love my mum
YES!!!
lots in common bla x

Does Pima County have a Taco Bell?

Basil is his dog mate

tipping Irvington Plaza is blubbo's go to 'Bell

o
k
i LUFF the herb kind
x

Is it true that undercooked kidney beans will kill me?

think fatty liver disease will get there first

LEL

Does that one have a mobility scooter drive thru?

based unlimited bar tab tonight lads

This is the meal

oh nononono

DISEASEY FATTY LIVER UH

Mayanti Langer

BASED Warner and Smith will be playing tonight lads.

Attached: Cuckner.png (1280x718, 1.09M)

>Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood and Lyon all refused to play the fourth test in South Africa if Warner was selected

just cuck my shit up senpai

Attached: David-Warner-784x441.jpg (784x441, 32K)

anglo boipussy is the property of the wogGOD

punished warner

Attached: 1524258830038[2].jpg (1080x1301, 282K)

>the local has the Sheffield Shield final on the telly
based
>Poo Shit Peeles 3 down for fuck all
based

/mankad/

Sounds like a good deal to me tbeh. CA should be thanking them for opening up slots for good players.

youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4

Got a stream mate?

McClenaghan tier

NSW is literally the best cricketing state in Australia

Based Heavy Balls Boland

Attached: 1457683457306.png (928x1024, 987K)

try again sweaty

Attached: 1455338925437.jpg (1024x576, 202K)

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

BASED FIRST PEOPLES

it's coming home lads

GOAToria can't stop winning

>101/6
Hmmmm

Are >we supporting Team Warner or Team Smith tonight lads?

for me its warner

I'm a Smith Slut

Because of Kane?

because of kane

got a new linen sports jacket lads

I'm looking pretty good it must be said

Why not Guppy?

BASED

Attached: Shane Wong.png (1722x1556, 2.88M)

Australia fast bowler Jhye Richardson may still be fit for the World Cup after scans on his dislocated bowling shoulder cleared him of serious damage. Richardson dislocated his right shoulder diving in the field in Australia's second ODI against Pakistan in Sharjah on March 24.

Richardson was immediately flown home to Perth to have scans on Tuesday. Australia team doctor Richard Saw, who is in the UAE with the ODI side, liaised with the Western Australia's medical staff in Perth and confirmed the outcome from the scans was the best Richardson could hope for.

"The scans demonstrated the usual soft tissue damage we expect following a dislocation but fortunately has excluded any bone damage or fracture," Saw said. "We are hopeful that Jhye will not require surgery but he will see a shoulder specialist early next week for a further opinion.

"We will be able to provide an update in respect to next steps once we have all the information on the table."

Australia's opening World Cup match is on June 1 against Afghanistan in Bristol.

i picked SRH last year because kane was doing well
may as well stick with it

youtube.com/watch?v=AfwQAZSIfz4

Warner's Hollywood calling on the cards

youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8

now this is some kino

youtube.com/watch?v=npYufyOmLhQ

yikes

Attached: CEBF5312-0938-4AE4-AC6F-8F244517FCE7.jpg (828x1490, 885K)

Attached: 698A2511-B87E-40AF-84D2-0822C94AF395.jpg (828x1408, 966K)

Attached: 92B40121-2F18-4F4A-87CD-252A96BDCEB0.jpg (828x1458, 880K)

Attached: A6A3ABB7-DD14-4AFA-936A-29CB48C7705C.jpg (828x1468, 989K)

Attached: E7EA62FC-7447-45CA-A47E-7B6C122E19C7.jpg (828x1459, 927K)

Attached: 2E211C1B-B3A4-41EA-919D-5E625671872A.jpg (828x1462, 938K)

Attached: 7546583D-F38F-4E63-BBBC-1094EF452DDD.jpg (828x1462, 988K)

>nags

>sebbo posts
>everyone leaves

So true

for me its Estonia XI vs Malta

sensing the development of some medium fast left arm talent in Benin

6'3 absolutely SHREDDED chad here, just got done plowing out this bitch i met at the bar last night and love morning posting on /cric/ afterwards. how is everyone doing?

How is the josh?

*spews something he reads on paki facey pages*

*gets banned again*

*Thinks you are Richo*

Attached: Au.png (996x868, 705K)

*be's obscenely fat*

They call me Joseph Melican.

Attached: 20190329_151328.jpg (1200x1200, 142K)

Sebbo will defend his rating of 2.5

feeling a swelling of pride in my country lads

dangerous nationalism developing in New Zealand lads

Big and strong like my dick.

So true. Need more forced cultural enrichment, not less.

feeling a swelling in my pants lads

based Victoria
NSW on the ropes

Jai hind my big-dicked brother.

бacид

Alexa, what's the time in Tucson, Arizona?

sebbo is so fat that he bought an iPad so he could use it as an iPhone

Kek

you should be in bed with a loved one at that hour

sebbos so fat he has to use a concrete mixer to wash his clothes

kek

sebbo is so fat he is generally repulsive to the population at large and also quite unhealthy #gottem

Ban all three of those filthy Pakis for life

okay that's actually funny

sensing the planting of cricketing seeds in Marseille

Marseille the monkey?

just had a momentarily premonition of the powerhouse of world cricket forming in North Africa

Didn't have any cricketing premonitions but the Richter Scale just registered sebbo falling out of bed.

Christchurch has suffered enough

Shut up, I just got up to piss.

impressed that it only took you four minutes to get your mass off the ground

>four minutes
mate, you know earthquakes don't travel instantaneously right? 2-8 km/sec.

sebbo is a fucking unit

you touch the square thing before a run you noggers

Just brace yourself mate, about to open the fridge to look for a snack.

Sebbo is the most famous alumni of the University of MASSachusetts

When Sebbo looks for a snack Walmart's annual turnover immediately doubles

>foot court isn’t an actual court
says you mate: youtu.be/Flu_xb7BWgc

reminder the food court isn’t an actual court

love to stay and chat lads, but have to go instruct bailiffs for a client in the morning, gotta make that money

alexa look up the time in tuscon arizona

if sebbo started rolling I have no confidence in my ability to stop him

>user I hope you are watching this year's IPL

Attached: 2638353.webm (640x800, 1.64M)

someone make a new thread before the fat cunt

...