/heem/ - Gooby don't go Edition

She was there when he was down and out.

you all bullied him but this stings
this hurts my heart

he was meant to make cowboy's grandpa cry and then beat the shit out of that hideous chicano schizo fuck and then cap his career off with heeming kebab to death

it wasn't supposed to end on a whimper like this
now nobody will consider him the goat

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Thick and flat at the same time

*fucks 10 hookers and does a line of coke*

ah yes

*braps your thread*

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But tall and charming.

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205er spotted

why are you ignoring me? how do i become a drawrlr?

Not really into amazons but man that's a hell of a rear end

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she might have the biggest bunda in Australia

One user once said "imagine her protein farts". That's all I can think of now when I see her, and not in a good way.

she's a big girl

is the whiskey really ''killing it''? did any of you buy it?

kek, what a silly thing to do

Tony's being framed and what could have been a treatable condition with the support of his family has gotten 10x times worst because his cunt of wife couldn't be a proper support as is she supposed to be.

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I-Its just a work, right?

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Jones has to fight at heavyweight eventually.

It's just Conor being an impulsive potatonigger again.

h-he’s gunna come out of retirement
r-r-right guys?

does it even matter? i couldn't give less of a shit if he fights again or not

If it's true he's killing it I honestly don't know how. He released it around the hype of the Khabib fight then got choked the fuck out, that must've done a number on the sales

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Not even a Diaz trilogy? Come on man

Not a single respectable heemer thought of him as a goat fighter
he is a goat in things outside of the ring tho, marketing himself, trash talk etc
great fighter nevertheless

whats funny about gooby is that he used to be before the khabib fight, one of the most underrated by his haters and one of the overrated by his fans fighter
It was either one or the other, no realistic in between fans

Fighting pride of my dick

She looks like quasimodo next to sanko
very disrespectfully ugly

so the aged 12 year is gonna be what. proper 12-12

tanks for da cheese!

>can't actually fight

huh?

I dont think he'll be gone for long but this is still a huge letdown because a Conor fight always brings the hype and now we wont see one for at least a few months

lmao

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this whiskey is brand new its probably why the taste is bland

There is no way they will let him retire, he is literally the only draw in the company.

>choosing to retire with millions vs muh fighting
Do these cunts even know how terrible brain damage is?

cuh ringe

Oh right. I never tasted it myself but some here have said it was like any other moderately priced whisky

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water guide

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>*heems you with just her toenail*

tell me another fighter who's won with a 1st round toe eyepoke tko. hint: you cant

Stipe is in a make or break situation here.
>beat Jon
>do something DC never could do
>still be in HW GOAT discussion

>lose to Jon
>basically just like Gus and lost to both of them
>shows he's not on their level
>only was considered good because of low competition

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stipe heems eyepoke manlet if they ever rematch

Conor come back. You're the GOAT of MMA.

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Literally WHO gives a fuck about Con Air, because he's a bad human bean

Been a diehard fan of Conor McGregor since Strikeforce. Feel like shit seeing him fizzle out like this.

Well maybe fighters will stop asking for money fights now

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Because he likes to have sex?

This is funny, unlike the generic tony ferguson "joke"

where is this from, how do i upvote this? im in stiches like rawler

Why are jon and dc so invincible it's not fair

That's a joke as generic as one can be bruv

they are allowed to cheat

>the goat
take a look at this pic, kid
I think JJ and GSP have each added one since it was made - how many title defenses does Goobs have?
He's not only not the GOAT, but he doesn't have a legacy to speak of. Nothing at all.
>fought a handful of manlets
>lost to Gatekeeper Diaz
>clowned by tiny Mayweather
>dominated by Khabib
He wasted all his tie talking, selectively ducking (2 real fights in 3 years, no defenses, promised Aldo a rematch ducked him to keep the 13-seconds story alive).
Sad.

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I don't see why JBJ would take this fight.

Why don't more /heem/ers have cloth toilet seat covers?

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>ounces
Does not compute

I've always(for 20 years) been wondering how don't you north americans get splashes of water from the toilet up to your ass? There is so much water there.

The estrogen in their water takes away the man's ability to drop heavy shits

fuck you for making me google the conversion to litres

sorry, i forgot all the americans were asleep

post your toilet

>sitting on a shit covered cloth

ain't about that life dawg

it does actually happen from time to time

not going to. I'm sure you get my point mehmet, the toilets are different

ew

dick would be touching the water if you poo in that

haha yeah mine too haha it's big

Why would it have shit on it? Do you shit on the seat?

>"man"
>not pooping from a standing position

Imagine defending an athletes honor on an estonian toothbrushing forum

Goobert= fucking bitch

Any top 15 would beat his ass then RAPE his bitch

Is this "Thank you for the cheese'-meme retirment or is Conor really retiring?

I stand when pissing. The risk is too big of ruining the cloth

does it matter he's fought once in 3 years, you're not missing out on anything

Most likely just making a buzz, so not retiring really

Join the WhatsApp group you fucking kebab fanboi

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

Fucking Artem ruined Gooby. Just had to give his cokerage a little push. Check this timeline out
>gooby returns with cool head and "i run youfc, ye" attitued
>tells cutbabby habitch to go fuck himself, and if he's so great why don't he fight all the best fellow wraslers in WW
>whatever the counter argument is, just use snoozley, maia any dogshitstani decision borefests examples and "you begging bitches"
>i'm main event man i can't have this shit, but you wraslers go showcase your skill on YOUR cards
>bla bla bla drama, talking heads trying to expose him, wraslers moaning but obviously trying to be the chosen one
>"fans" care for a day, haters run with it forever providing free PR
>we get gooby vs barboza, tony, pettis, gaethje, cowboy, RDA bangers options
>every single one of them should be fun, gooby keeps being drawl, wraslers and cutbabby paperlegacy bitches continue to seethe
>gooby can literally go 2win-1loss type record and nobody would give a fuck because khabitch is still ducking WW, and non-submission wraslemania is getting more and more "fans" upset
>gooby could've fought every 3 months without need to acquire antiwrasler tools, so that goof won't have to force him to do any fights
>gooby could've led fans to push changes against wrasle faggotry
>mfw most exciting fight in this time line is janni vs stipe eye poke and oblique kick fest
Stupid ass velociraptor

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You too Alexey. Join us we need a Russian that doesn't like churka's

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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You can't sage IRL user

Fucking hell mates, how much you reckon I have to pay her to have her sit on my face?

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>Dear Goobs, I wrote ya but you still ain't brawlin'

Sometimes in life you have to fight for what you love. If you love your russian tallbag/fuckboy more than your non-wife (dee is never getting that ring), you have to protect him when he is running his sissy mouth.

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goober is ducking ascended NoChip tony

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>tf
>tp

Pajeet..

Any Irish lads here confirm that when in Dublin mcgoober goes to McGowan's and coppers becasue hear in with the lads and young people's I mean the 25-30 age that booze it up in places like McGowan's, mcgrattans (coppers is probably more for the boggers) and sometimes Wright's venue (for the ultra hunzo types) let me know thanks

yeah

name a more powerful fighter than post-void tony

Every woman has a price. $100,000 and she'd have to think about it.

Kek

If I was gooby I wouldnt fight anymore aswell, but I'd come back as a manager and fight promoter. He's undeniably good at it

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What language is that?

Roger that

Loooooooooooooool

No chance Conor is retired. This is negotiating you dinguses

I'm so confused. He was just planning on fighting in July?

i reckon 20k would get it done its not like she's rich

If it's true they wanted to make him a co-main event then that is incredibly stupid.

Retirement makes sense for Goobster... He was a double champ, tested himself against arguably the best MMA fighter of all time who solved current MMA math and made it into leg humping. What fight would be next? Cowboy? The based yet eternal gate keeper? Tony? Khabib again? Nothing makes sense, what would another title run even do for him... He makes more money in a week of promoting something than by preparing himself for months to get brain trauma. What I'd like to see him do is to start a promotion opposite to the UFC, no mandrama but a rational ELO ranking that manages fights. Or another tournament/league system. He is the godfather of man drama but in the end, he probably has some love for the sport aspect of it and it would be cool to see him investing in saving this sport.

There are far better looking girls in a brothel for $150

got one that goes above 250 pounds please?

He should be having freak show fights.
>Anderson Silva
>Tenshin
>Nick Diaz
>The Mountain

No high level fighter wants to go out on a loss though.

Or straight up this, yes. But current UFC fits the metaphor of WWE very well and it's annoying. They act like they're a legit sports league or something but don't care about their already flawed as fuck rankings, they make dumb money fights and divisions mean nothing and champs are crowned and decrowned left and right. Either go full on celebrity death match or turn it into a real sport system without the money aspect and let the money come naturally like in every other sport.

wtf did you guys see this??? he's retiring!!!!

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Is this what beastin 25/8 looks like?

Just keep adding 6-7 ounces every 10lbs.

irrelevant in this hypothetic imaginary world m8

nice

McGregor should star in a movie about his life before fame like 8 Mile.

205 Luke is gonna be pure sex. Lotta women are gonna become MMA fans come his next fight.

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Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

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Luke is an aesthetic can

>Russian vodka maker squeezes the juice out of a potato

Vodka is haram. You cannot say Salam Alaikum and make vodka.

Luke is such a shame how that face and body are wasted with that abysmal personality

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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It may because he's expected to be formally charged for a brutally violent rape committed in Dublin during a coke binge. He's desperately tried to muffle media about it but everyone in Ireland knows

Reminder the Goober isnt even the GOAT trash talker

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for sure my guy losing to an olympic medalist roider who didn't even bother to cut weight means you're the peachiest of cans

>never walked the walk
no

Are you forgetting when he got bisbanged 205er

Not supporting that schub posting fags whatsapp shit anymore

He's the youngest in his family no?
With big brothers no less
It's obvious the stats don't lie in these cases

Yikes Chael is 80s NWA on the mic

Losing to the GOAT doesn't make you a can.

Sometimes when you get up to wipe you ass, there's a bit of poop that dribbles down on the seat. More often it's a bit of pee because your ass doesn't usually get far enough, but still the point stands
>inb4wiping when sitting
I'm not reaching into the shit filled toilet with my hand what the fuck

Probably for the best he got his money, but let’s be honest mayweather and Khabib pretty much stained his legacy from a fighting perspective. Another loss and he’d lose any mystique he had left

why don't you just finish pooping before standing up?
do you "clean" the seat with just paper afterwards? dude this doesn't sound good

Is this sport worth watching without Conner?

Is this sport worth watching without Ronder?

>finish pooping before standing up
That doesn't make my ass clean. There's still bits of poo on the ass which is exactly why we wipe our asses. Sure, usually those bits of poo are firmly stuck to your ass, but sometimes they break off just before you wipe.

Is this sport worth watching without Shauber?

tOnyYyYyYyYyYyYy??!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!!!?!!
aRe YoU tHeReEeEeEeEeeeeE??????

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I think you're shitting wrong bruh, this has literally never happened in my life.

Only literal retards thought he was that good

>legacy from a fighting perspective.
he lost to fucking nate diaz twice

Regardless before and after the last 2 fights his hype level really has fallen off

Conor is top 10 all time easily, embarrassing the GOAT FW and going up and embarrassing the LW champ is more than enough.

Nate has wins over a bunch of great fighters though
Michael Johnson
Donald Cerrone
Carlos Condit
Takanori Gomi
Jim Miller

Do Diaz fansboys think he won the 2nd fight?

You just combined both brothers.

he is afraid of walker

WHAT IS MCGREGOR O'CONNORS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

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he used to be afraid of stipe too, probably not after cormier beat him though

plus stipe hasn't fought in 2 years now

15468 years*

the yuf-c is finished

If I knew how to fight I would easily the biggest draw after Conor.

is being a 6ix9ine-ish character still sell?

The key is training arm length and weight cutting

Conor is done with “mixed martial arts”. Now is the time for Bare Knuckle Boxing.

how does kevin lee have 76 inch reach at lightweight and stilll suck

Clean skins and neat haircuts are the new trend.

>Make your money
>Get out
Based Goob. All these drooling fytefans™ and irish mongrels tears lmao

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>hw champ has a 72 inch reach

Can't believe you cans are still discussing this Conor shit as if it's legit

Did we go full 202er? goat? literal retards

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Stipay is retired, leave him alone

khabib beat conor into retirement. lol

The biggest travesty is Conor waiting until after schaubs podcast so everyone will be speculating until Schaub has time to form another statement.

maybe it actually is tough b

Not anymore Heemboy
youtu.be/TT_qnH6tPgg

ah shit, what a bother! Really in a doozy on /heem/ this morning

how's it going brodda

Oi gudda gurilla un mee chist

He wants to desperately be Mayweather, so that means this will be the first of 3 retirements.

>Johnson/Emmett

MJ doesn't stand a chance

>Pearson/Green
Pearson doesn't stand a chance.

Those are your free money picks this weekend

Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time

Gooby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Gooby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here

Gooby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Gooby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you

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They need to literally put Pearson ina toilet and flush him if he doesn’t retire this weekend

this tbqh

ey dana
60 gs babbyyyy

just a quick announcement /heem/ i'm retiring hahah please retweet and like so i can get back in the mainstream news and then cash in on that wave of popularity by actually announcing my next fight

Based

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I'm still bummed about Wonderboy's loss. Two years ago he survived getting dropped and mauled by Woodley and now his brain switches off from a comparably light Pettis boop to the jaw. I'm not a Wonderboy mark nor have I previously cared that much about fighter health. But to see such a drastic deterioration of a guys ability to absorb punishment in such a short time frame has really been bothering me. I dunno, maybe Pettis just hits hard at 170 and I've been getting too much birth control residual in my water lately.

basado
it's retarded to try and compare shots and power. It's the shots you don't see coming that heem you and a flush superman punch like that is enough to do the job. Don't do the whole MMA maths shit.

and forget what I just said, mma is cool again

When will Trevor Whitman weigh in on this guys?

seeing that agonal breathing always makes me cringe

He's not retired you low IQ monkeys, he did this before to get Nate to agree to his terms of the rematch. For sure, he just happens to retire the day after Ariel reports that Diaz vs McGregor 3 is being discussed. It's a negotiation tactic that peabrained Nate will obviously fall for. Thus why Dana is playing along with it. Fuck you idiots are either cazzies or incapable of learning.

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fuck yeah, love the CUNT

i think what's happened is cazzies have come to /heem/ after reading the news because i refuse to believe /heem/ itself is this retarded

*heems cheating roiding cuban scum*
*heems le poo poo pee pee man*
*heems le ebin nice guy Aussie*

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For SURE

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For sure I’m gonna trust some random peach on Yea Forums over Conor himself

He'll probably out do himself and get brutally heemed by a lightweight this time.

>He hasn't bet the house on McNigger vs Nate fighting for the 165 title
What are we doing here? This is free money, my man. Do you dislike money?

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oh for sure because trusting Conor last time he retired 100000% worked out you're so smart

Come back in a year when he retires again and I'd love to repeat this discussion with you bro

big fan of the word "peach"

C-Conor, it's not April 1st yet

I've decided to retire from the board formally known as "heem" today.

Peach is an absolute peach my guy

I heard sweet caroline is still echoing off the inside of Darren's empty skull

Conor knows he hasn't had the media attention for a while because he's not been doing shit all
he just wants people talking about him again so then he can announce his next fight whilst he's in the news so people know

It is this simple, this should be the last post on the matter. I do NOT want to see ANYONE posting about it again.

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This. It's fucking obvious.
>the sport formally known as mixed martial arts

It's obviously some dig at the UFC

puke has the personality of a loaf of bread and is only the choice of brainlet women. patricians pick whittaker

nah fuk dat conner being a lil bitch fite me u punk

like whittaker has any personality

So people can’t retire more than once? Y’might want to sit this one out

he doesn’t look like a stock photo that came to life and he can actually fight, which makes him better than luke

Oh for sure just retire 6 times and each time have people say you've actually retired
Peach of a lawlgic my guy

Luke really makes the uggos seethe.

>Sometimes when you get up to wipe you ass, there's a bit of poop that dribbles down on the seat
What this has never happened to me. Maybe if you quit putting sharpies up there your asshole wouldn’t leak when you stand up.

:3

Conor isn't retiring. He always uses absence as a way to stimulate and rile up the fanbase. He's never on time to anything - all intentional.

based

Yeah because women love
>ouchie, muh tummy huwts!!! I don't wanna go to school today mommy!!!

Thanks glad you agree

Women love a man who can shit out of his dick desu

Dana said they are planning on masvidal vs Askren on ufc unfiltered today.

Can someone give me a rundown on Tony? What the fuck was his problem this time? Some family issues or what?

shit fight, thanks for sharing though

>McGregor come back
>even more flushed than he was against kabab
Who gives a shit

>The fighting pride of Australia Dykes.
Fixed.

Just want to remind everyone that Till eats boogers. What is wrong with Britain?

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YYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH

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Askren is an easy lock, Masvidal doesn’t have the tdd that Lawler has.

Although welterweight has been chaos lately so who knows.

masvidal has better wrestling and better take down defense than lawler you cazzie pleb. masvidal will absolutely heem ascan into the netherworld.

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>Trains with Colby daily
>Doesn't have good wrestling
Yeah ok lol

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His problem is that (((they))) put a fucking chip inside of his leg and there's a man living in his walls.

>formally known as "Mixed Martial Art"

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Shit sucks.

Says one of the least "mixed" mixed martial arts practitioners. More one dimensional than Hunto.

We do, we embrace it

Real men take a shower after every shit, disgusting snownigger.

I like pretty much anything up my ass tbqhwyf

Haha.

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Control your fucking diet, you animal

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Man I think he's really done. My casual friends haven't even mentioned it and all these exciting finishes like Pettis and Masvidal are really taking the limelight from him. Everybody just wants good fights now not shit-talking leading to nothing

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>all these exciting finishes like Pettis and Masvidal are really taking the limelight from him.

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The buys have peaked here. Who else could he possibly fight, and beat, to replicate those numbers. I think he knows that's a risk now

Why beat? He can fight, and lose, and still make more money than many athletes will in their whole lifetimes.

Yeah but you can only take so much CTE doing that. For his health it's probably a good idea

>slav

American education wasnt a meme lmao

Just tap. Remember when GSP was getting his face fisted by Sera? He tapped.
What's going to happen? Nothing, he is already known as a tap machine. Free money.

>Slav
Pretty sure he is Avar. Also the Magomed in his name is the slavicized name of Mohamed, just saying in case you were confused.

That's true, although not every guy in lightweight is a grappler. Plus even against Khabib Kavanaugh himself said it's the hardest he'd seen Conor get hit with. He's smart if he retires now because future fights he runs risk of CTE and further damaging his legacy/mma record. But he might make a good buck, depends if people are still interested and he has an exciting opponent

My favourite fighter is the really rich one that doesn't fight anymore. I hate having to watch him fight, what I really like is to look him up on wikipedia and sherdog and check his fite record. That or stories how he parties and drinks every week.

>Mayweather vs McGregor will never happen!!!!
>McGregor will never fight again!!!!
>Of course he isn't ACTUALLY retired!!!!
When are you goofs going to learn? When gooby says something will happen, it will happen.

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I wish Cruz could fight again.

conner macgregor retired!

>Plus even against Khabib Kavanaugh himself said it's the hardest he'd seen Conor get hit with.
I don't even think thats true. Khabib did very little damage to Conor, compared to Chad Mendes, I feel. Especially since Conor was cutting hard against Mendes, and thus his shriveled brain was probably bouncing around with every shot.

youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

Oh yeah Mendes was dropping some b-b-b-bombs 100% almost put him out

Urijah Faber vs Dominick Cruz at the end of the year, for the late December card.

shut the fuck up Herb

fer suyer conor cut himself shaving, zero damage taken in fight tho

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>thus his shriveled brain was probably bouncing around with every shot
Combine that CTE with what he took against Floyd and Khabib, shit can't be good for him.
Do you think it's a publicity stunt to gain leverage over Dana or he's being legit

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For sure my guy Khabib's sloppy GnP from tripod was a yuge munsterly amount of damage. None of the punches land but for sure Khabib hunnerd persent gave Conor an eperplectic seejur my man

will khabib fight again?

Dom is that you

He has to, they took his money when he chimped out.
Also I think his Conor fight was the first time he got paid more than a couple hundred thousands. He was a lowly paid grunt until recently.

Probably fights again in september-october, when the muslim fasting ends.

BJ Penn v Clay Guida is the fight we should be focusing on

Huge fight in terms of the career trajectories for both fighters

GeT oUt Of My HeAd

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women are psychopaths with stinky holes. think of all women as shallow without emotion and you'll wonder how you ever saw them any other way.

If BJ wins, we're talmbout a legid title contender. He has the jitz to take Khabib into deep waters on the ground, and a striking style to piece him up on the feet. A nightmare matchup, one might say.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OL DAYS

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>*gets decapitated by based natty Yoelito*

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*wins*

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what went wrong?

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F for the Goobster

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0 Losses

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He stopped cutting to 145 and was unable to abuse his gorilla reach against non-manlets

*gets a career worth of CTE in his first UFC fight*
*has nightmares about Robbie for the rest of his life*
*will either retire or get killed by Masvidal*
OH NO NO NO NO

Yeah but what matters are the fans

could conor beat a horse?

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so is goober really the guy involved in the "famous irish sports personality" rape case

Wake up Marty, looks like you just couldn't keep that same energy.

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Robbie tapped (verbally and emotionally)

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>get killed by CAZvidal
Get back to whatever youtube comment section you crawled out of you stinky cazzie.

Nate exposed him as a cardiolet.
Rather then work on his strengths (crazy timing and precision, extremely fluid and unorthodox striking, muh mewment), he had forsaken them to try to build up his cardio. Since he's a drunken cokehead paddy and not a natural marathoner it gave minimal returns, resulting in him going from GOAT striking and shit cardio to very good striking and mediocre cardio.
What really ruined him is failing to realize that Nate is the only one who could have survived that onslaught. Eddie is one of the toughest fighters ever yet Conor destroyed him. He assumed that everyone would be able to deal with his burst at 155.

The main downfall of Conor was the fact he's a drug junkie

This basically.

Based stroke poster

Who draws the most dimes now in UFC?

for sure my man, eddie alvarez was a munster 100% b

Me

Dude are you good? Anyone who reads this knows you're mad cause that comeback sucked.

Rob's boring af and Luke fucks him up

toss up between sean o'malley or ovince st preux

BJ just lost to memejitsu but i feel you.

has Conor ever beat a fighter over 5'9"? Nate doesn't count as he won the story of that fight

Askren unironically

>the state of boxing

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>what are you doing user? Is that Yea Forums you're posting on?

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>not recognizing how tough Eddie is from his CTEfests with Chandler, Poirier and Gaethje and Conor having to decapitate him 4 fucking times to keep him down
Fer sure lose my number, b.

if connor mcgregor sat on barbozas shoulders they would heem anyone at LHW

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>Eddie, Chandler, Poirier and Gaethje

unironically and unsarcastically all cans, love watching them scrap but the fact remains

Is there anything he won't do for attention? Pathetic

what if connor sat on nannou's massive bbc?

max holloway is 5'11

that doesnt count either they were both unranked prelim cans at the time, max also lost to manlet bermudez

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Haha woah just imagine lol

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>M-Max w-was y-young!!!
For sure Max has come a yuge way my man. Beating Ricardo Lamas by decision is a B-B-BEAST.

For me

I don’t see how he could be. I bought a bottle for the memes, it was swill. Sub-Johnny Walker Red-tier. I sincerely doubt anyone who didn’t just want a bottle because of Conor will actually buy it. Probably a bunch of people bought one bottle just to have it, and I doubt any of them will buy another. Probably made some money initially, but I don’t think that’ll continue.

Not hating, it just really is not good whiskey.

>I believed you would get out when khabib had you on the bottom

She cute
He won't retire. It's like third time he promises it
Yes, afaik.
I don't understand why would he fight Stipe. A lot of people shilling it and I understand why but I don't understand what JJ gets from it. He has never fought a hw and is unbeatable at his weight. What's the point to move? "For completion" meme is understandable but a guy who is so insecure he has to take cialis and steroids obviously is not ok with losing
Can confirm
Muzzies here the biggest producers of bootleg vodka.
I am here. I am here
Bobert is an average half abo aussie bloke. That's his personality

conor was never good
cutbabby who crushed cans and got lucky against aldo, simple as

Ronda returns to UFC by 2020, cap this

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youtu.be/kqBTz-E5ubc

CONNOR IS USING THE RETIREMENT AS A NEGOTIATION TACTIC!!

gets insta heemed and does a kys

kek

MODS

no way!

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The tweet that saved mma

Bork ran away to rural Canada because Minnesota pozzed itself with Somalis.

Pettis
Aldo
Ortega

>pettis

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R3 tko

now that goobs is out of the picture he comes crawling back

Diaz is so pathetic.

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>why'd you do it, Conor... *coughs weakly* why'd ya have to go and... retire...
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
>I needed ya, Conor... the fans... the fans needed you too... the UFC nee...
>*flatlines*

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I would respect anyone itt

fuck all dat respect and honor shit i'm jussa brawler

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>GSP says he'll retire if he doesn't get khabib fight
>Dana refuses it
>GSP retires
>both lose

>Conor says he'll retire if his fight isn't the main event
>Dana refuses it
>Conor retires
>both lose

>dustin porier says he'll retire if he doesn't get a title fight
>Dana gives him a title fight
What does the red panty man know that Conor and GPS don't?

bet I could take you down

He's a talented artist. Have you seen his sculpture?

Let me put it to you this way:

The reason you think Conor isn't the GOAT, is because Conor is more GOAT than you have even considered.

Consider:
Conor so thoroughly beat his opponents and captivated the world on his journey to becoming champ-champ that he had soon made $100,000,000 dollars.
Newsflash: After making $100,000,000, you lose the motivation to work hard enough to remain the elite of the elite.
Conor pre-multimillionaire is the GOAT of all time, and there is no one that could have stopped him.

Conor bless.

Nah, Conor wanted shares in the company.

Based.

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Canor is like those girls on Instagram who take a picture of their butt with the caption "cant wait for fall weather :("

The biggest attention seeking loser this sport has ever seen

This isnt even the first time hes done this

yang should establish communism and took money from conor

the final pill

Hes blown all that money already plus hes a rapist

He was on some show last night saying he is ready to fight in July

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Retired after tapping to Nate
Retired after getting murked by Floyd
Retired after being choked by khabib

Weak mind

Sit down, user. A man is making moves. Don't be mad at him for having some hustle. The game is about money, and Conor is working for his.

Floyd is the GOAT (50-0, check the record), but we should never be mad at any man trying to get paid what he feels is his due.

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Maybe hes mad that the only guy he can beat at LW (cowboy) has a fight booked

As much as I love Conor, I would support this.
Conor lives in Ireland but we shouldn't let that stop us.

There is no such thing as rape. There is only good hard sex, and bad soft sex.

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>no one could have stopped him
>stopped by an absolute bum in nate diaz who came in on short notice

I'm not mad but how many times is he going to keep fake retiring hes already done this before maybe he should get more creative.

Yeah he said that on the hockey thing he did.

COME ON BOSTON BRUINS

unironically deep

Did Luke Thomas unironically get HIV?

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nate isn’t a bum. when will this meme end

>has been posting pics of him training for an unnamed opponent
For sure hes hanging it up my guys...He got paid 100 million to get smacked around by Floyd and theres a good chance hes already lost all that money.

Woah that's crazy it's almost like he gets paid based on popularity or relevance or something.

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As one wise man said:"Some people use game genie"

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Will whitebois redeem themselves this week or is barbosa going to deliver yet another violent heem?

show boipuccy

It's true

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Conor is for 100% the featherweight GOAT.

>Cowboy fight didn't happen because Conor wouldn't fight in the co-main
What sense does this make? Won't any Conor fight be a co-main event? Unless they're seriously considering the Khabib rematch. Or an interim. But if they were going to go the interim route they'd have just done Max vs Conor instead of Poirier.

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Straight up

Hes still suspended plus he thinks he deserves to get Floyd money despite the fact he hasn't won a fight since 2016

>people are still talking about Conor

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He fake retired again so ess normal

Your post makes no sense

Toilet Thompson

ME LUCKY CHARMS

TOLD REBOOK I WANTED CAMO ON MY SHORTS. ARKANSAS ARKANSAS ARKANSAS

Wgaf

I saw someone call him an elite striker earlier. Fucking laughable.

>le wifebeater shaved head look
How contrived.

Based Nate choking him out.

Mayweather has cucked the UFC out of their biggest star.

dagnabbit i'll get 'em next time

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Toilet Till

they should rename it to toilet fighting championship amirite

If Floyd Mayweather married homosexual couples he'd be called Floyd Gaywedder

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Interracial fights are not fair for the white guy

Toilet Tyron

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top kek

Rent free

>slav
Uhh excuse me

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>my boy twood was a can all along

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it'd be hard to forget such a poor performance

Porier probably would defend the belt if he (lol) beats Max

brainlet

Me in the back

For me its tecia

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At least it was against a fellow black man

Its true though. Mayweather killed what was left of the fighting man in mcgregor

ik fighers are known for being retarded but this is quite possibly the least functional use of space i've ever seen in my life

You dont put your TV in the chimney?

fighters who work autists into a seeth
>jbj
>rockhold
>askren
>whittaker
>werdum

this is the kind of person that thinks colby covington is the WW champ

that's a lesbian's chimney
they put lotsa things 'ere

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lol based

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Kevin Lee is a bum

>tfw bicep day every day

I think Conor just won the war.

why would anyone hate based werdum?

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>rockhold
Hasn't done anything to work anyone

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shut up before i ankle pick u

yes
no
yes
no
no

being attractive and privileged means that liberal cucks rejoice at seeing him get blacked

He played a large role in placing the chip in Tony's leg

racist piece of shit

he exposed a fat can

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*KO's you*

this thread is literally full of incels triggered by luke

>Whittaker
Uh how about no

Is Luke okay? That Yoel KO was brutal man

soibois, cainfags and jitzlets
release him already Dana

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Since Conor retired from MMA, I guess I'm quitting heem now. L
See on other boards guys.

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Thanks for leaving we won't miss you

?

UFC Champions who got turbo flushed after losing their title
>Cody Garbradt
>Anderson Silva
>Ronda Rousey
>Mighty Mouse
>Cain Velasquez
>Luke Rockhold
>Joanna "Champion"
>Renan Barao
>Chris Weidman
>TJ Dillashaw

Promising future entrants
>Tyrone Woodley
>Stipe Miocic

>Jon is now the only drawl left

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*cucks you

Kek

DC is a draw

How did Joanna get turboflushed? She lost a close decision to Rose and then lost a decision to a BW who is arguably the P4P most skilled female fighter ever.

Whittaker too, that 185 title is a beast hunnit percent

Jones did more buys fighting Anthony fucking Smith than Cuckmier did against Stipe.

how are dj or joanna turboflushed u cazzie

Daniel, you're getting emotional

You wont be missed 227er

>Whittaker
You mean the future MW GOAT

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Joanna tapped to strikes

*fights once a year*
*pulls out after weighing in*
*passes a hernia*
*loses to yoel*
*loses half his stomach*

>after losing their title
Breathe kid, take a breath

that's a fireplace not a chimney

absolutely seething batman

Dustin actually deserved it.

He had the lowest buys at MSG compared to Alvarez vs McGregor and Bisping vs GSP

>taps to strikes

why watch mma anymore after connor leaves

>loses to yoel
um no sweetie

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Cody was on the main card though and he is a confirmed draw, plus UFC 226 didn't have 2 title fights like UFC 235

I literally don't even bother watching the fights anymore, just read the results the morning after and make a couple of shitposts.

S A D

A

D

For Yoel

Last time Canor won a fight Obama was still president.

Last event I watched was 231. For some reason cards get me hyped on paper, but I end up forgetting its the day of the fight when it comes.

MMA has like no draws atm
Everyone has been flushed and nearly all the current champs are literal whos

>Dustin deserves a title shot for beating Poovarez and Poothje
>GSP didn't deserve one for holding down the WW division for a decade and attaining GOAT status

Holloway

>le please get #josewaldo trending guys man

And hes about to be fed to Dustin

Unironic self-admitted cazzie. I’m glad you’re all leaving, maybe this will improve the sport

shut up cazzie, connor was the peak of mma, now it's shit

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Unlikely
Idk what to even say to this shit honestly so.. nothing

>imagine not watching the "sport" known as "mixed martial art" for the storylines and personalities
>imagine pretending to care about "technique" (or rather lack thereof)
>imagine

if zabit, johnny walker, costa and petr yan get all flushed I'm outsky of this semen slurping sport

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*signs with the UFC*

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>231
300k
>218
230k
>212
200k
>206
150k

I love Max but he's not a draw

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Atleast we never paid a dime to the sport

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>caring about who and who isnt a draw
unironically hope the UFC folds so we can go back to japan and have real fights under a superior ruleset

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with Conor retiring i'm officially done with this """""""""""""sport""""""""""""" been watching since 205

womens mma will save the UFC

Tito's feeto and seeto (formerly Chucks)

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Make em fight in lingerie

AHEM
proud 235er here
Fuck niggers, fuck jannies
and most importantly
fuck this semen slurping """"""""""""""""sport"""""""""""""""""

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post meisha plz

only one rematch that will draw and you all know it.

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UFC should start hiring japanese stagebuilders.
Bring back the spectacle

>all of my boys are officially out of the sport
>can finally enjoy every fight without emotional baggage

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This is a professional sport my guy. You want the fireworks bullshit go watch the other guys. Nobody gives you the fights we do.

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kek Clay Guida is going to end his life

if you mean women it is still Cockhold, and if you mean money it is Jones

honey can you not?

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You now remember Cain Velasquez’s epic comeback fight against Magumbo.

Don't you miss those sunglasses?

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more like can toiletsquez

>muh best hw
thank god giganigga ended that meme

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>there are people itt that actually picked cain unironically

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why did cain take that dive?

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Cain wins the rematch

Jones vs Gus did 850k and Jones vs Smif did 650k

I invented Can Toiletsquez.

Hopefully Cannor is really retiring for real this time and taking all his annoying fairweather underage mandrama fans away with him

ey lesgoooo baby hhaha ey lesmake hisry man d double double champ yuno adendeday iswatitis lesdo dis ting

hashtagufchawaii

Ive literally blocked this faggot and muted every mention of his name on social media and it still floods my feed and /heem/

I still laugh at Rogan's damage control implying Cain merely hurt his knee and that he didn't get stone cold gadooshed.

shut the fuck up cazzies

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Heavyweight is such a shit show that the one they consider the most dominant hasn't been fighting regularly since 6-7 years ago and their second biggest name is a professional wrestler who moonlights as an MMA fighter every few years. They should either remove the max weight for heavyweight or create a super heavyweight class with no weight limit.

Filtered

What happened to lithchad? Who is this fraud?

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Post actual proof a punch landed. I’ll wait

I still have my boys and shit, but if you’re only watching for Goob you’re a retard

MY NEW THREAD:

We need a new belt, my idea? Pitbull division, where people fight pitbulls. The ref carries a padded glove that looks like a baby that he flashes when the pitbull is killing the fighter.

I think fighters like Mike Perry, Joe Lauzon would be the ideal guys.

thanks
literally happens right at the 1 second market
cain is an overrated obese fake mexican

Based and Brappilled

Dude it is in the webm posted. And both his knees go out, not just one. He folded.

DC is scared of fighting Stipe again so he's just going to lose to Jon again so people can say he was second best.

Cuckboy

Justin Willis said he wanted the UFC to make a super heavyweight division after he became the heavyweight champ. This was before he lost to Blaydes of course

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Shut up you fucking subhuman

uh oh

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Loool coincidence?

This has been an open secret since it happened, the media kept reporting an unmanned famous "sportsman" but McGregor was being widely named on social media.