/nba/ general ----- Jusef Nurkic ded edition

>NURK- ded
fucking kek, my sides

what is happening here?

voted hayward cause he deserved it after fucking over the jazz and being a snake

Why does everyone here hate Nurk and the Blazers
t. Blazer fan

What happened to him? I'll start maybe paying more attention to pro apehoop since the playoffs are close

Kevin ware injury, all day

he's white and doesn't fit in my black bull fantasies

well on the bright side, they sort of dodged a bullet

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>reddit

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You just KNOW his bone was sticking out of the skin under his leg sleeve...

So everyone wants to play the Blazers in the 1st round, right?

why does it seem like nba fans are the most braindead out of every single sport

If I'm dame lillard I'm taking the next bus to LA and demanding a trade. This team is cursed

now his legs can be different sizes like greg oden

das a left foot at a 90 degree angle right there

>that ref almost tripping over Nurk's already broken leg

Fucking kek my sides

Me and my thundies would love to see them :)

You think the bone was sticking or was it like a Gordo?

Out of Kevin Ware, PG, and Hayward's, this one actually *looked* the least bad.

Nah. NFL. That's why there's the highest concentration of tripfags.

Well Blazers aren’t gonna be the 1 seed so no luck for you

>yet another injury
What's missing in these players diets?

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Nurkic got Kevin Ware'd.

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Prayers up!!! (folded hands emoji)(folded hands emoji)(folded hands emoji)

>white "people"

Hayward looked the least bad. Everyone else's leg was hanging by a thread and dangling from 2 different areas.

It's the shitty rainy Pacific Northwest weather causing rheumatism and whatnot. These things seem to happen a lot less in Phoenix

>AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It sucks so much that Nurk got hurt. Career season, one of the most underrated centers in the league, and the Blazers were a sneaky conference finals contender. Awful.

shut up faggot that flopping bitch got what was coming

>tfw so desensitized to gore that a simple broken leg doesn't even bother me anymore

I fucking hate this place.

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Meh. Fuck him.

he didnt get the rebound actually

this nigga Oubre is so cute bros...

Damn it's the Kevin ware except Nurk is a sub 7 footer who's mobile

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what do you usually watch?

is it the jordan curse? has to be for passing on the goat in the draft

dwight...

I browse Yea Forums late at night.

Didn't they pass on Durant as well

the blazers broadcast didn't ever show a reply and I kinda get why

>meanwhile on reddit

>owchie! I threw up after watching that
>put a NSFL tag on this man! downvoting cause that was too gruesome
>fuck them for even showing this on TV, now I'm mentally scarred for life

I was watching this live and heard the snap like a fucking tree branch.
Life sucks as a blazer fan

It's the curse for dismantle the Portland Jailblazers

Because I live in Portland and can't afford to move out.

why are the thunder so shit now bros?

Lol

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westbrook can't shoot.

heard PG cheated on Russ with some instagram ho

how do they have any fun over there

what's next for the Blazers?

picking up melo. he gets hot in the playoffs and carries them

too late to tank for Zion?

Lose horribly in the first round of the playoffs with no one to play defense. Trade McCollum in the offseason.

>his entire post in greentext

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damn white boys are so fucking fragile lmao

Why are you guys proud of not caring about seeing guys get horribly hurt

such a weird thing to be proud about

You should return to reddit with the rest of the nazi frog posters then

They just clinched missing the lottery with tonight's win.

OKC has always been shit since D*rant left
Presti can draft and put pieces together well but the culture is terrible and they always seem to get talented players that are shitty people (Westbrick, Durant, Harden, Reggie Jackson, Dion Waiters)
t. okshit fan and native

Why did the ref kick his leg

sounds like youre mad friend

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Whew
Thought it was Jokic that got injured for a minute.
This guy was blazer trash anyway

I just watched an straight hour of heavy jigger removal, does anyone have images or video that's not total ass?

Blueface baby

why are you proud of being mentally fragile?

Why don't legs work in Portland?

HE DIDNT FLY SO WELL

yeah aight

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Jokic seems like the type that's too smart to get injured. Not even memeing

blacks DO crack

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Too much soi, too little sunlight

tired and beat down from getting pounded by other men because portland is a liberal haven for homosexual activity

Jokic is too chunky to get hurt

fuck its good*

Guys, I do really want to see ¨Saturday Night Fever¨ tonight.

>have a 2" vertical
>no chance of rolling your ankle coming down on a jump shot or falling awkwardly and breaking your leg

he knows what hes doing

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Jokic isn't that athletic. He'll be fine

jokic has kankles they just don't bend

how can one be smart enough to NEVER get injured bros?

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but it's monday

*goes deep*

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don’t do dumb shit that will get you hurt, like go for difficult rebounds

Ask LeBron(before this year), Dirk(before he got old), Jokic, and a few others. None of them ever got seriously injured (like more than a minor ankle/knee sprain) .

The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

Git gud at shooting the ball instead of dunking it or driving to the basket

nibba if you can afford to live in Portland you can afford to move out

Play slow like Kyle Anderson

this desu

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Sam Bowie, Arvydas Sabonis, Brandon Roy, Greg Oden... why do the Blazers have some kind of obsession with signing players with shitty leg-bones? Is it some kind of sick joke that the front office is playing?

Portland's got gigachad to carry them tho

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After I posted this I learned that Kyle Anderson hasn't played since January 30 due to a shoulder injury

I've never been to Portland/Pac NW-Seattle-Brit Columbia area, is the water there full of soys?

SOON

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anyone got a webm?

We're such a fucking cursed franchise
Blazers always have 1 of their stars get some knee injury
From Walton to Bowie to Sabonis to Roy to Oden...
Fuck this

Portland doesn't put flouride in its water so if you don't brush your legs they get cavities and break

portland and seattle are the most left wing, progressive lgbt cities in the us besides ny/la/sf

Our bones are becoming more brittle. Something strange is going on.

I hope your bones all stay strong bros

Are you 6'11

I drink 3 glasses of milk each day

I used to drink a gallon a day where my GOMAD bros at

>my blazies :(
Fuck and we're gonna get swept one the first around again. WHY CAN'T WE BE HEALTHY

Still less than taking calcium supplements and eating broccoli

It's strange.

yeah but I get extra calories and protein

Don't do sports.

jesus this guy seems like the embodiment of the chad meme lmfao, how many druggie Portland pussy has he slayed yet?

Playing too hard trying to catch difficult rebounds or lob passes if usually the main reason for grotesque injury.

He's gay for lillard.

i mean i would too, nigga is cute af no homo

Prime Chandler Parsons is still Kang Vagslaya
He sacrificed a decent career for ass and partying.

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rolling for the nuggets to play in the western conference finals

Fuck you stop mentioning Jokic never being hurt you're gonna jinx it

Was watching this game and the injury happened at 2:22 left in the 2nd OT. I changed the channel. Too much superstition for me bois.

jej

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HE CANT SHOOT FOR SHIT HE FUCKING SOAKS UP 10 MILL OF CAP FUCK YOU FUCK THIS GAME. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

76ers should have quite strong team even if they're missing one of their big 4. Why do they still keep losing games against teams like Hawks or Magic?

League always fouling players for criticizing ref, but they should fine the ref for almost double breaking Nurkic's leg by kicking it.

>ref too blind to see grossly injured guy on the floor
I hate it for Nurk but its almost poetic honestly.

wow that was kinda brutal, rip Nurkić

hayward came back

How do you even break a leg like that? He literally just jumped up and it snapped in half. What the fuck

>Nurk ded

Damn, sucks to see that.

Harden is a good dude.

He landed on Dinwiddie's foot

he's married to a solid 7 tho for portland she's a dime
that makes him even more chad

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Did a Bruno Cabloco Grizz just beat OKC? wtf

They were never getting out the first round

This

that irked me more than it should have. that motherfucker kick was accidental but stepping over him like allen iverson and not looking back to check on him warrants a 1yr suspension without pay. what a cold blooded cunt

Everybody gonna want to play Portland first round now

Just want to wish a serious injury on every team as we approach playoffs, with multiple being from Warriors so that parity is restored in the league. That's all :)

this is the last championship that was canon.

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Can’t wait for based zoomer Naruto fans like Zion to replace these cringe boomer DBZ faggots like Fox and Bell

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Only as soon as they start losing. After the night McCollum went out, they've been stubbornly racking up consecutive Ws anyway.

People who say “college basketball is better than the NBA” may also say:

- “Eminem is the greatest rapper alive”
- “Comedy is terrible since 2 and a half men ended”
- “A scholarship IS payment”
- “This salt is too spicy”
- “can’t find it—check the 12 pockets in my cargo shorts”

strawpoll.me/17667925

I have strong manlet bones, there's no taking this small motherfucker down

>"A scholarship IS payment”

Why not give them the option. You want to get paid or a free scholarship?

High effort, low quality post
>durr if I put this reasonable thing next to these retarded ones, it now becomes retarded
Loling @ your life
You are probably a Trudeau voter

how come rockets players always shit really quickly?

coach doesn't let them take long 2's

Imagine being such a daddy’s little boy you don’t think a scholarship is payment

Imagine thinking a diploma holds the same value to person A as it does to person B

>Lakers, owner of six (6) consecutive missed playoff seasons and counting

But they did stop Portland from going to the NBA Finals 19 years ago, so they've done their part.

Daily reminder that Michael Jordan is the GOAT.

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ITT retard LeBron fan

So odds are if you’re talking to a Lebron fan you’re talking to someone who hasn’t watched half the players he’s assessing.

I’ve always thought Bird was better than Lebron, Lebron is way bigger, stronger and athletic but Bird was better at playing basketball.

Lebron James fans are such a loud minority.

This time of year feels like it should be exciting as people fight for seeding and playoffs spots but it really, really isn't.

Those teams competing for lower playoff spots in the East aren't going to do anything in the playoffs and I doubt the playoff standings in the West will change much.

It just feels like the season dragging on before the playoffs.

There's still some West shuffling to do. 5th to 8th are separated by only 1 game and it's now feasible that Portland could fall into that pack.

I know it changes the matchups but since GSW/HOU and, to a lesser extent, DEN are so much better than everyone else the 1st rd seeding feels a bit irrelevant.

Denver is a fraud team, no playoff experience. Would easily lose to my Spurs

lmao denver are the meme team of the west

>Lakers get three consecutive number two overall selections and sign Lebron James, the “best player on the planet”
>miss the playoffs
>Pop trades his best player and loses his three best perimeter defenders in a single offseason
>safely makes the playoffs with some D2 players, some shoestring and a bubble gum wrapper
White front office executives > black

Westbrick happy he wont see Nurk in the playoffs

That's why Lebum is doing Space Jam 2 despite being 3-6 and missing the postseason.

He knows he already lost the 18+ crowd, he's going to shill himself to whoever comes next to zoomers.

it has nothing to do with white/black

magic and pelinka are rookie gms, the spuds are a well run organization; magic already was a horrible coach for the lakers and pelinka's resume is just managing kobe

kawhi just wanted to be in la so he stank up the joint, his uncle probably wanted him to be a laker but since lebum got there first he'll be content with being a clipper

Rookie GM Pop traded Dennis Rodman to Chicago and drafted Tim Duncan, no excuses.

Tim Duncan and Karl Malone made the playoffs 19 consecutive times (100% of the time), Duncan only missed one year to injury. Larry Bird 13 years no missed. Jordan missed them twice on the Wizards.

Lebron has missed them three times (03, 05, 19)

>Rookie GM Pop traded Dennis Rodman to Chicago
That wasnt a good trade for Pop, Will Perdue is what he got in return

>and drafted Tim Duncan
Im pretty sure these two things didnt happen in the same season.

real talk okc fans would be lying if they said they didn't want kd back at this point. and honestly it would be a great look for him to come back and take a 1+1 deal there. i know its not the same as bron and cleveland but him winning a ring for okc would have the same overall impact and make for a great storyline. it would forever establish himself as the goat and ultimate good guy too.

You can’t win a title with Westbrook on your roster, he’s just too stupid and too confident.

Does Jingles really use the Bird shot form? Don't watch the Jazz very often.

Wonder if we could see Harden and KD back at OKC, 3-4 years in the future, for one last go with Westbrook, would be kino

>Confidence... It's the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.

Vikram, telemarketer and former surgeon

Want to make a Westbrook build in 2k

Should I go playmaking slasher or shotcreating slasher, or something else?

NBA league structure is trash

Why does Frank Ntilikina have any defenders at all?

I truly hope Nurkic never plays again. Fucking hate that faggot.

I will watch Ginobili's retirement ceremony with my gf

I hope he comes back but is absolute ass and hinders Portland for years

>westbrook
>creating for other people

do you even watch basketball?
Westbrook is the most selfish player this side of James Harden

>nurkic dead
>watch highlights of the game
>get scared every play
>injury happens at double OT
Lmao no fucking wonder.

Michael Jordan is a psychopathic bum. He dominated during a notoriously weak period of the NBA (post-Bird and Magic, before Kobe). His nemesis was Clyde Drexler. He faced teams full of absolute nobodies with the sole exception of the Utah Jazz (Stockton definitely got the better of him). He had to rely on an incredible supporting cast throughout his career which included Rodman, Pip, Kukoc, Grant and Kerr. He was given the benefit of the doubt on every single play he was involved in. Referees were explicitly told not to call fouls on Jordan. That is a fact. And it makes sense considering he was the face of the NBA and the most massively-marketed athlete of all time.

And I guess that's the reason we have to deal with all of these Jordan shills. Because of Space Jam and Hane's commercials and all of the other "Be like Mike" nonsense. Couple that with the racist hatred that Lebron gets for his social activism and it's no wonder we get these stupid posts. Lebron James literally built a school for poor black children while Michael Jordan was building private prisons used to cage adult black men. Get fucking real even trying to compare these two people. There's a reason that Lebron is considered the GOAT on and off the court. He carried teams, often with little to no support. And he did it against elite opposition. Something that Jordan wouldn't be all that familiar with. I don't give an athlete points for going off to play baseball when things get tough.

It's also worth noting that Lebron is the greatest high school player of all time while Jordan was irrelevant in high school. If Lebron had played college ball then he would have surpassed Pete Maravich as the greatest college player of all time. But we'll never have that confirmation because he was so good he went straight to the NBA.

underage b& spotted

18+

t. Zoomer

LeBron James? More like retirement home james.

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I'll be surprised if Harden doesn't retire with the Rockets, especially as his game will likely age very well, as long as he isn't stubborn about it. He'll still be doing stepback 3s at 38, plus he'll be a better spot-up shooter on lower volume.

Westbrook's game will age like milk and he's already in decline. OKC knows this which is why they went all-in now.

John Wall and Westbrook’s contracts make no sense

>Lebron James literally built a school for poor black children

Heres the thing, those niglets already had schools. And they were horrible at them. They are equally horrible in Lebrons school. Its just a new building for them to fail in.

>Heaties vs Magicies
>Craptors vs Bullsies
>Cucks vs Cockshits
>Cloppers vs Timbies
>Pisties vs Nuggies

So many intriguing games today. Harden finna drop 82 on Giannis to seal the MVP

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based and redpilled

Okay actually I hope he does this

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Russell Westbrook could take the ball out of his teammates' hands but as long as he leads the league in assists you are a faggot

>LeBron enables "blame/kill whitey culture.
>MJ built prisons to put worthless hoodrat niggers in to rot cause he knew that 95% of niggers are worthless

Baste

Nah, Westbrick's contract makes perfect sense - they didn't have any better options than overpaying him, being semi-competitive for 2-3 years and then tanking with him. He's going to be so so bad in the last 2 years of his contract though.

It's not like the Wall/Wiggins contracts which were just unnecessary overpayment of underperforming players.

because he chucks the ball at people with a second left on the shot clock

Sonicbro, i want to believe. But at best probably at least 4ish years away.

People who care about athletes pursuit’s into politics/philanthropy are absolute cancer. The thing is charitable donations aren’t meant for public broadcast and the people who do so are generally considered to be doing it in poor taste (Kevin Hart), so whereas MJ built a children’s hospital and doesn’t care if you know about it or not Lebron is televising his school seeking the validation he never got in his NBA career or from his father.

Isn’t tanking in the NBA better than paying the luxury tax for an 8th seed? I’d rather roll the dice on a Zion or Jaren Jackson Jr and see what they can become with some complementary players around them than pay Westbrook $40mil and try and fill the roster out with vet min bums.

NEED a white bitch

If this does happen, I could seriously see KD retiring as a Sonic.

theres 0 downside of kd joining the lakies, if he wins a title with them then he'll get all the credit and be praised for carrying old man lebum. the lakers fans will already love him more just because they hate bron so much, so even if they don't win shit bron will be considered the problem and a toxic player. and winning a title with a goat tier franchise like the lakers will put you at legend status.

That would be pretty cool.

Man, I miss the Sonics.

I’ve never seen someone get credit whatsoever on a Lebron roster and KD has echoed the same sentiment. The best part of Lebron’s legacy is coming back from 3-1 and beating GS by himself even though Kyrie had 40+pt elimination games and hit the biggest shot in the series. When a guy gets most of the assist, rebounds and points which Lebron is still doing you’re going to have a hard time getting out from under his shadow.

nurkic could've been safe if he wasn't a salty bitch and learned to play with jokic

Nurkic would have never been able to shine on the Nuggets roster as anything beyond a super sub. You can’t play Nurkic and Jokic at the same time.

Why would he leave a team winning titles to join a dysfunctional franchise? Same goes for fags who think hes joining the Knicks.

>You can’t play Nurkic and Jokic at the same time.

Why not?

>LeBron gets all the credit
Now that LeBron has missed the playoffs and the Lakers sucked, that narrative is going to flip.

Whoever joins LeBron is going to be seen as a hero.

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It’s not seen as Lebron’s fault the Lakers suck, and he’s already promised he’ll make them good again so even if they add a star it will be considered to have been his recruiting/GMing.

No it didn’t. They got Tim Duncan because the Spurs trusted the process after David Robinson got some kind of season ending injury.

because nurk would cry about the "genocide"

Tanking is almost always better than mediocrity in any sport.

Sour grapes towards the Warriors for not being a traditional winning franchise.

Any news on Nurkic? Did they glue his leg back together?

Depends on the franchise and the market.
NY and Philly can tank forever and they will still sell enough tickets to make profit.
Smaller market owners cant afford to purposely tank for a decade without having to sell the team.

An 8th seed playoff appearance is HUGE for a struggling franchise.

had to amputate. he'll be using a blade next season

How hard is it to become a dynasty in basketball?
>tank 5 years
>draft some studs
>sign a star FA while your stud players are on rookie scale deals
Simple, works every time in 2k. Why can’t front offices just do the same?

Damn, jews and niggers are so fragile that they can't exist without white people lmao

There are literally only two things that prevent bad teams from becoming good

1. Bad player development (self-explanatory)
2. Bad contracts.
Latter is far more common. Bad teams regularly feel the pressure to sign “a star” because they’re not getting anyone in FA so they just overpay some scrub a boatload of money, and this basically means the franchise will never be so bad they draft a generational talent, but will also never have the cap space to build an actual good team. Perfect example of this is the Wizards, they are fucked for the next half-decade because of that Wall contract.

>College basketball is better than NBA. Now excuse me while I listen to REAL hip-hop! Not this new MUMBLE RAP SHIT!

sounds easy on paper but lakers have failed to do it after half a decade

>seeking the validation he never got in his NBA career or from his father
are we talking about jordan or lebron? nigga joined baseball lol

got a feeling my nigga Harden finna brick a lot and reopen the mvp debate after the L

you literally need at least 1 if not 2 top 10 players in the entire world to win a chip. look at who has won in the past 10 years

>OKC loses
>Nurkic breaks his leg
It was a good day for my Clippers

>Simple, works every time in 2k. Why can’t front offices just do the same?

You get to see the players rating before you draft them in 2k. Eliminates bust risk.

It’s easy to tell who the good players are in real life too and who the clear bust are.

Go try to be a GM if you are better at it than the pros because they miss a lot.

Also, tanking only gets you around a 25% chance at the #1 overall pick.

Zion won't have any functioning knees by 30

Most GMs have their job because of nepotism, not because they actually deserve it. Just look at Magic, the Colangelos, Phil Jackson, the list goes on and on...

Sorry /nba/, your wet dream of Kawhi leaving Toronto isn’t happening.

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Most GMs are terrible and only have their job because they know someone, see James Jones, Magic Johnson, Elton Brand, Colangelos, etc etc

Your average fan would be better than your average GM at everything besides greasing wheels.

is this what a god dream feels like?

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>hey kawhi, hows toronto
>yeah, it's ok
>BREAKING NEWS: RAPTORS INCREASINGLY CONFIDENT THEY CAN KEEP KAWHI

Idk. Maybe KD wants a new challenge in life and to actually be the face of the franchise he is on something he'll never get regardless if hes the best player. KD on the Warriors this year has been pretty boring to watch, I miss the KD that actually had some edge to his game, he'll likely turn it up in the playoffs hopefully. Either way, KD to the Clippers makes the most sense if he doesn't stay.

He just said recently that our medical staff has been excellent, that he’s feeling as healthy as he’s ever felt, and that it’s very important to him to play for an organization he trusts, and he says he trusts the Raptors.

We’re the new Kings of tha East baby

elton brand is doing a great job so far

All jobs are like that though.
Even most NBA players benefit from being born in the right city and being noticed by the right scout by age 8.

There is logic to it. Some situations its better to have a less talented guy who is familiar with "how things are done around here" than a more talented guy who doesnt know much about how his peers like to do business.

>gets kd next year too
based clippies.

OFFICIAL texas hoops teams POWERRANKINGS
1) Rockets
2) Spurs
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9001) Babbymavs

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What's he supposed to say? That the doctors suck, throws the organization and the team he plays for under the bus publicly?

Ya. He did it to the Spurs lmao

Daily reminder that Rockets will take 2nd seed

Based Pop

And lose in the playoffs, so what?

But muh Luka....

Most of /nba/ thinks Kawhi is leaving Toronto.

Remember /nba/ is always wrong. During the summer everyone tried to push the narrative that kawhi would demand a trade from Toronto or sit out the season.

And win the ring after Durant breaks his finger

why would he leave a contender team ?

More like the rockets will pull off the win and close the case for good

According to /nba/ every team in the league is a first round exit or a lottery team.

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They are, except my Warriors

fucking kek that image

Why do the Lakers suck so much?

5 bust in the top 7?

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magic and pelinka

Take all these niggas, stick they asses on a slave ship and send em the fuck back from where they came from

These niggas sorry

Get Lebron some mothafuckin help

Celtics are losing to the Cavs tonight?

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4*

John Collins is what Sacramento Kings fans think Harry Giles is

How many of these would get picked higher in a redraft

Hopefully. Its always great watching frauds get revealed

“We’re gonna do things like we’ve always done things and we want somebody who knows how we do things” has not worked out particularly well for about half the NBA franchises

Does anyone else here actually try and play basketball, or play for an actual team somewhere? I go down to my local court and practice/occassionally play as often as I can, basketball is just fun. Even by yourself practicing your shot/handling is fun.

I get tired after shooting around and trying to get my own rebound for like five seconds

i'll block your shitty shot if i ever see you on the court

Perhaps, perhaps not.

Say your organization is involved with borderline illegal/morally ambigious business practices that you profit from and theres and unspoken agreement within the organization that allows it.
In that case you want to go with an inside hire who will play ball and not risk some outsider blowing the lid off of the scam.

i play for my university team

Guy's been a bench warmer for 6 seasons straight, hogging 11 mil of cap space, ruins everything whenever he's on court.
Blazers are fucked going into the finals.

>going into the finals

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I played D1 college 99-02
Campbell Camels

Blazers will never make the Finals so long as Damian Lillard is leading the team

i meant playoffs, im retarded

my college stats

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i play with a bunch of fraternity guys at my school and have done a few playoff intramural runs with my chapter's team
we have a few real good players plus one of our guys was the best player on his high school team
inb4 you must be 18 or older to post here

looks pretty cool desu, post the rest

>.404% FG
Cracker

>cracker

Note my 3pt%, yes im white.

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this is fucking kino

You shot so many memes

nah kyrie is out

Goat milk is the only other milk any human (or any other mammal) can fully digest. Goat yogurt is really good.

no

if you declared for the draft now with those stats you'd probably go late 2nd round

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Maybe if he was 6’4+, can’t remember the last time a white guy got drafted under 6’3.

Im not even 6'2, im a touch over 6ft.
Never trust basketball height listings.
I still remember getting my freshman physical, the guy measured me at 6ft then an assistant coach told him to put 6'2

What went wrong?

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i drink a gallon of milk every other day

your lonzos must be really messy

Zion's knees will implode mid-game because of his massive weight/frame

youtube.com/watch?v=8fCe0OrTYEY&t=1171s

I don’t know couldn’t he shoot memes? Why didn’t the Kings want him?

Imagine reaching the point in life where you actually masturbate to this shit

she cute

I've recently rediscovered my love for chocolate milk. It's time we end the stigma against chocolate milk as a children's drink.

*runs through thread*

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what was he thinking?

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White pussy feels better without a condom

2 cups a day is enough

Ingram > Kuzma > Ball

Is this correct?

Why does a stripper have a wiki page?

i drink onions milk. its a great source of protein plus no lactose

nbafamily.fandom.com/wiki/Nbafamily_Wiki

Some shit > any of those players

just like in my pornos

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>yfw harden goes for 81 on 42ts% against Milwaukee tonight

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Are you that fat boomer who thinks he could play in the NBA nowadays if they “brought back the old school rules”?

tootsies is located where? ny?

>Tootsie's Cabaret is the #1 strip club in Miami. Tootsie's features full nudity, 4 full liquor bars, 400+ square foot main stage, over 300 HD TVs screens and more!

That’s not him, but that is me

no, i'm in my mid 20's in decent shape. i just like talking smack on the court. just bants

>He just said recently that our medical staff has been excellent

imagine saying this in the context of an argument about where a player is going next season. absolutely shocking naivete

Kawhi Leonard is overrated

do you buy straight chocolate milk or milk and the syrup separately

straight chocolate milk tbqh

wait till the playoffs to comment on his game

Can't imagine anything dumber than knocking up a stripper

meant for

Reminder

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I think LeChoke is overrated af and everyone should think this way if his IQ is over 100.

Thanks for reminding us that kawhi has no history of education.

>50% win ratio in the finals
>lechoke

nice meme igor

uncle dennis could've come up with something better
at least they've got a template for the raptors exit

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Imagine drinking milk. Who the fuck saw a cow piss white liquid and said this is it? Why not drink dog milk or rat milk while you’re at it. Maybe ask your mom for some breast milk too.

You people are disgusting.

>nurkic underwent season ending surgery today on compound fractures. And some positive news: no nerve or muscle damage

Nurkic has no muscle or nerve damage. Clean bone break.

t. small, weak little manlet who didn't get his milkies growing up

someone was bottle fed as a kid. sad

THANK YOU

I just had a realization: Lebron going to the Lakers was the best decision he could've made. Not for him, but for everyone else.

The east doesn't have to deal with him anymore, the west barely has to deal with him since he's on a bad team and won't impact the playoffs, and most importantly, everyone gets to continue laughing at the lakers.

It's a winning scenario for literally everyone but the lakers and their fans.

Fact: If you still dunk your cookies in your milk, you're a gigantic manchild who needs to grow up

this lmao. i dropped that shit when I was like 12 god damn. almond milk is good, I dont go out of my way to drink it though

>my self-worth hinges on the way strangers on the internet eat their cookies
uh oh lil fella

San Antonio,

You got some big ol' women

Signed,

Charles Barkely

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I live alone and dont buy either of these but i would murder a box of cookies in milk right now

>kyrie avoiding Cleveland

Be grateful they put you in position to win unlike the Celtics

Oh wait. You don't care about winning because you're going to put your career in the hands of James Dolan this summer.

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So why arent you drinking your mum’s breast milk right now?

Celtics are objectively better without Kyrie, 5-12 in his last 17 starts

>eating cookies

my mom refused to breast feed me cause she wanted to keep her tits intact. fucking disgrace

because ur mom already volunteered lel

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i too drink almond milk

Who is more disappointing, Celtics or OKC? I’d say OKC, everyone said last year that Melo made them worse. They got rid of him added a starting caliber point guard to the bench rotation and got more depth but suck ass while PG13 is supposedly playing DPOTY and MVP caliber basketball.

I blame Worstbrook.

i bet you have a natural urge to suck on nipples now

Westbrook is the worst player ever to shoot that much

>drinking almond milk

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>Oh wait. You don't care about winning because you're going to put your career in the hands of James Dolan this summer.

I'll believe this when i see it. Not just Kyrie, any star player who willingly decides to go to the Knicks.

I get why Kyrie is the one who seems to get brought up as the most likely possibility to go there, he certainly seems dumb enough. KD is the one that'll really put me into a laughter-induced coma if he actually unironically decides to jump from the Warriors to THAT dumpster fire of an organization.

Would love to see KD deal with the New York media, might be the first All NBA suicide

It wouldn't just be dumb, it would be nonsensical.

Like, would his logic be that "i can be the guy to lead this team out of the basement and to somewhere special"? That's practically begging to be acknowledged as the EC version of the Lebron Lakers.

for me it's glide by JD and the straight shots

youtube.com/watch?v=kvGE2jXLBAo

This. Milk is for babies, children and for people who missed out on it as a kid and think drinking it now will still make them big and strong lmao pathetic

>2-16 vs Warriors
>6-20 vs Toronto
>6-20 vs Memphis
Someone tape his hands behind his back.

That is quite disgraceful

Almond milk 0 protein
Normal milk gives man titties

Onions milk is unironically the most redpilled and based milk

Who is your favorite player at each position? For me, it's:

PG: Kyrie
SG: Shamet
SF: Luka
PF: Draymond
C: Embiid
Sixth Man: Dinwiddie

I really like the Blazers and Lillard as the alpha dog, he's better every year. I kinda like Nurkic, but it's always the same with big white euro-dudes: they don't give two fucks about bulking and they are literally crashing against human trucks every night. I feel sorry for Lillard, he's really invested in his team but it's helpless. They need to dump CJ and get a proper SF and PF

I’m in a polyamory non-cisgenered relationship with my wife and her bull whom I love dearly. I can’t imagine if I would ever have achieved this level of success by drinking >milk.

She's an 8.5 at the absolute lowest.

guys you know you can spruce up the milk by putting in chocolate

>PG who gets 1 assist on 35minutes and takes 15 shots max

He's one of the most efficient shooters in the league and very fast to drive, but holy shit is he bad at everything else.

>Daniela
>Brown skin
>Clearly hispanic facial features

His teammates succ

pg - Kemba
sg - Joe Harris
sf - Jingles
pf - Luka
c - Jokic

Championship squad

Fox
Beal
Giannis
Favors
Jokic
6th man schroeder

Kyrie
Harden
Bron
Love
Montrezl

who here has a lighter

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Jordan: the boomer’s champion

PG: Trae
SG: Lou Will
SF: KD
PF: Bagley
C: Jokic

Kyle Lowry
DeMar DeRozan
Demarre Caroll
Bismack Biyombo
Jonas Valanciunas
6: Terrence Ross

So it's pretty clear that the blazers strength and conditioning team sucks major, major ass, so I googled him...

Yup, it's a diversity hire, how surprising

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>a small market team makes bad hires
that's not a race thing, that's a Neil Olshey thing

Who #TacoTuesday here?

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is that a real person behind him on the right? Looks like a nigger elf or something.

PG: Raul Neto
SG: Devin Booker
SF: Kelly Oubre Jr.
PF: Serge Ibaka
C: Al Horford
Sixth man: Kyle Korver

PG: Curry (the best 3pts shooter in the nba history)
SG: Thompson (the best 2way player in the league)
SF: PG13 (one of the best 2way players in the league)
PF: Draymond (the best all around PF in the league)
C: Jokic (one of the best all around centers in the nba history)
Util: Spencer

why cant nba players into shin conditioning

it only takes a month or 2 just kick the bag and you'll be fine

1. Fox
2. Damyean Dotson
3. Giannis
4. Siakam
5. Jokic
6. Lou Will

PG: Fox
SG: Harden
SF: Luka
PF: PG
C: Boogie

PG: LeBron
SG: LeBron
SF: LeBron
PF: LeBron
C: LeBron
Sixth man: Mario Chalmers

young, booker, antetokounmpo, griffin, jokic

wouldn't work as a team because they are pretty much 5 point guards, but still

How many chips does this team win? I’m thinking 3peat...

>they are pretty much 5 point guards
ah, dream roster of the suns

it's not like he just landing without any contact and broke his leg though. he stepped on a guys foot with all his weight at a bad angle and it snapped

>6'11 white guy snaps his leg
>hurr it must be a darkie's fault
/pol/acks having a normal one

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sorry about your penis

He can wrap his leg up with all that money he made this season for playin a fuckin game for a living, boo hoo

>finally find your team
>career year
>excited for the playoffs
>break your leg and possibly derail your career

Curry
Klay
KD
Bagley
Draymond

Kek, immediately imagined someone making a newspaper comic out of this and getting fired

sounds like you need to have sex

Who gonna win MIP?

>There are literally only two things that prevent bad teams from becoming good
You left out "tight-fisted owner who values profit over spending the market value for a decent player."

Why do billionaires never take shit here, it's literally their fault.

siakam

Buddy Hield

Siakam or Derrick Rose deserve it tbqh

Do you retards understand why Kawhi rests back to backs?

Trezl

>Derrick Rose
I'm sorry but only poverty hood jawns care about rose

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Russell

CJ is fine, they need help in the frontcourt asap
>I feel sorry for Lillard, he's really invested in his team
as should be desu, it's really boring watching players just team up instead of leading their own teams

the big dipper would be listed as 7'3 in todays game

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Fuck off autist

didn't some NBA analyst compile a huge list of more accurate heights than the ones listed by the NBA since they're all inflated anyway?

remember when greg oden was on the heat?

wtf was that about...

wilt only faced short people. for ex pat

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as well as ad

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>my favorite center is Jokic

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>Michael Jordan is da goat

hey /nba/, will jason kidd coach in the nba next year?

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>haha good players suck i like retards who win 33% of their Finals appearances
joke on your own chodes

How did Jordan miss two straight years of his prime and still got more titles, defensive teams, DPOTYs, MVPs and FMVPs than Lebron?

he played in an era where teams didn't gameplan and he had the only coach in the league that gave a fuck. Don't get me wrong, Jordan is the best scorer of all time, but LeBron is marginally the better basketball player.

>mfw LeDrama is now claiming his injury was so bad he should have sat out 6 months minimum

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Toronto are such frauds

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Teams didn’t gameplan but the Pistons openly boasted about the Jordan rules and their ability to inhibit Jordan?

I have a dairy allergy

They’re like the Spurs a few ago when they got the best point differential in the league by beating up on teams like the 76ers

WE KNOW

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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You mean when they had their best season in franchise history and got sent home in the second round?

No when they lost in the WCF after Zaza injured Kawhi

the answer is in the TB12 Method

How the FUCK did they get past Houston that year? I didn't watch that last game.

James Harden got shat on by a pizza delivery guy

How long before we see teams sending out five forwards on the court?

10 years tops

We're all watching the Celtics lose 5 in a row by embarrassing themselves against the cavs right?

Yeah for sure bro!

Pretty sure they beat Houston in 5 that year, they weren’t that good and the Spurs had a way better roster on paper. They closed out that series with Kawhi sitting the elimination game and Harden shat the bed. Had a John Starks-esque game

The man who ended your season 3 years in a row.

Haven’t had any coffee today. I wanna sleep

Frank Ntilikina
6/2/3 on 34/29/77 in 21 minutes, 42% TS, 6 PER, -5.4 box plus minus, -0.8 value over replacement, 88 offensive rating, 4.1 fouls per 36 minutes

Just lol if your front office is drafting any nigger with long arms

that allstar potential tho

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yet hes still playing when theres no point really makes ya think...

I’m not convinced anyone from the Knicks had watched Frank play a day in their life when they drafted him. He’s a guy you take a flier on with a ten day or second round pick, imagine tanking for a whole year and Frank is the prize though.

Reminder LeShit couldn't get a Lakers team filled with young talent to the playoffs while D'Lo lead the Nets to the playoffs with Jared Dudley playing key minutes.

Gotta get his stats

His narcissism drives him to surpass Jordan any way he can.

Pro tip: he never will

Are you forgetting about caris lavert, allen, and Harris?

Is there a bigger buzzword than
>>>>>>>>>>"Legacy"

It was 6 games and Houston got 40 balled at home
What explains scoring 75 points though I will never forget about that game I never watched

LeBron has been proven he's a better basketball player than Jordan.

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kawhi bought (not rented) a house in Toronto.. hes staying. kawhi skaim dynasty incoming..
drake new championship album already in the works.

>he doesn't know how real estate works

Makes sense, he has a good chance of getting to the finals every year, good coaching, 1 or 2 good young players too

>Skaim

IN HONOR OF TONIGHT

BOSHYYYYYYYYYYY BEAR

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based Skaim taking us to the finals

can I get a skreeoli?

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Is bosh with the raptors the closest an actual basketball player looks like a mascot of the team that he plays on?

Upside

not a leader

is Skaim the new /nba/ meme like bpnd is to Yea Forums?

he is a winner

How does it feel a team based in Canada will win the chip in the next few years?

They’ll never win a title unless the shittiest team ever (Lebron or Westbrook led) comes out of the West

in what sport? canadian football?

they either win this season or they won't have a winning season for 5+ years

lol

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BIRDMAN BIRDMAN SIGHTING

Kawhi will stay but even without him they’re a top 5 team, I would say just as good as Indiana

who the FUCK keeps calling timeout

>Kawhi will stay
bahahahahahahaha *breathe* bhahahahahaha

I did not know MCW was with the tragic

*farts in the general and watches peoples faces change*

Our bench can't even beat the bulls 3rd stringers...

I miss parker, manu and duncan, now THAT was a big 3

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*sniff*
Somebody drank their gallon of milk today

He made more money than he deserved. He sacrificed nothing.

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Time to close this mvp race tonight

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I was gonna say Kawhi would pay more in income tax in canada but it looks like US + CA taxes are actually harsher than Canadian taxes.

Why does a great matchup like cucks-cockshits have to be ruined by PLAYAS ONLY

Kawhi is already solidified as MVP and finals MVP...

>ruined

*cracks monster*
*slurps*

they don't make basketball as beautiful as THAT any more

If a meteor falls in Milwaukee tonight and kills Harden and Giannis, maybe.

POB
O
B

i want jodie meeks to stop offering steady fredrick steroids.

We can only hope

For me, 20+ points a game doesn’t mean shit if you’re not shooting at least 48%

bros

when will the bulls be good again?

D'Lo
Jodie Meeks
Nick Young
LeBron
Mozgov

how many ships do the Lakers win?

this heat run

Non

>jodie meeks and lebron on the same team
They 10-peat with their combined PEDS

>mcw

PLAYAS ONLY, BABY!!

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new thread

>Players Only

Fuck me.

How many true point guards are left in the NBA?

Wow, JET finally retired?

How tf do you even calculate someone's "all-star" or "bust" potential?

Could the Kangs make the playoffs?

now post 70 win teams that LeBron and MJ have been on you faggot

Nah man it’s all about hypernig 2000 who only rebounds and dunks, such entertainment!

looney

holy fuck, imagine seeing your bro like that..