/LigaMX/

based

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Are Ecuadorian players a meme?

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>Male & Mich
imagine having a threesome with the sole purpose of worship their buttholes

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Not really, I rate them since Chucho Benitez, right now we have Renato Ibarra killing it, the fastest player in LigaMX

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>ig/com/explore/tags/palnorte2019
Ok, they have qt's

>tfw no mazatlán gf to listen to banda with me after we go to the beisbol
youtube.com/watch?v=uCWSECstYIc

I'd die a happy man if Male or Mich even farted in my general direction.

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>tfw found a fuck to of qt's
>too scared to post because i don't want to get zucced again
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

We all know how to do the IP thing, DO IT.

/OurGirl/ is going to college, lads

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Chad move.

Is Zlatan going to be Americas new BOMBA?

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>doing easy mode selling your body
>entrepreneurial in any way
Entrepreneurship would actually require intelligence which you lack stupid bitch

fucking YES

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>ourgirl
no one cares about her but you

Found the nigga that paid for Mati’s Inferno

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>tattoo
>tattoo on the foot
Disgusting

>17 year old thot whoring on instagram and snapchat
>gets attention because thot and american thot culture
>a guy comes on the internet and tries to sell her hacked nudes
>so she comes around saying her friends get it for free
>then she thinks 'yeah i could "sell" those'
>then she does
>then people actually pay for that shit
>turns out there's nothing there
Holy mother of based, that's a notorious thot.

Actually brilliant because there’s literally nothing anybody can do about it. In the US, if services were promised to you and not delivered, you can rightfully demand your money back. Even just a verbal contract. But who in their right mind is going to demand their money back when the implied services were nudes from a 17 year old kek!

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How come Cuck Azul has the most fit athletes (pic related) but can't win anything?

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Beised

Some teams just shit the bed in big games compa. It’s a dark cloud that looks of their club’s history. Rayados is the same way. Fucking Tigres has more estrellas.

>Trump
fucking based

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I hate chicanos so much

I would actually watch amierdica games if they bring zlatan, top lad

She’s from Urgay I think.

He could do more than Menez in his first season desu

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This. Urgay milk-truck confirmed

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based

Wouldn't blame him one bit for bailing from LA Galaxy

Can't wait to die desu

Based black pilled Nihilist

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Atlas vs Santos will be a kino game but will be amazing if Morelia wins kek
based

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>Alvarito: Si Higuera corre a Cardozo y pone a Leaño, se los dije, si no lo hace, es porque le tumbé el movimiento

Ok as AME, I must admit we're unbearable at some point, but this faggot is worse than Joserra and Marín together.

LOL she's not going to finish college and cam whoring is the least entrepreneur shit kek.

I was promised a /pancita/ edition two threads ago

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holy shit, I forgot, next one will be the one, what image do you want me to use?

that one i just posted

This Pinterest site runs like shit, fuuuuck.

SanLuis keeps looking strong, also thinking twice, Bravos can still make it to Liguilla spots, literally 3 points away only.

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>Lozano rumored for Napoli and Manchester United
which one would be better?

When does the beisbol season start?

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>dat pic
r-rude
Manchester, Premier League seems better for Lozano's gameplay, SerieA is just graphics thought

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Did you figure out the locations thing on ig?

Yes I did, thanks, but I'm working on some 'sniff-related' thing...

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wtf ódiame mas now?

>incels think they're fighting a war behind their computer screen
Lel

>implying incels aren't the biggest enemy of (((them)))
cayese puto

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keep it alive

as alive as Las De Azul

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"El equipo de Segunda División de Hungría, el Kisvarda FC, ha salido a la luz y es verdaderamente parecido al de las Chivas, aunque hasta el momento, ninguno de los clubes implicados se ha manifestado al respecto, por lo que todo podría parecer una simple coincidencia entre ambos clubes."

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Theres so many fucking qt's in thAt Pal Norte thing aaaaaaaaaaa
chivas had it first

jesus this is a nice bunda and legs, all those mexican beans man, it really do a number

>Mazatlán, Sinaloa might have a LigaMX team according with governor
-Quirino (((Ordaz))) (((Coppel))) behind the project
-120mdp invested
-20k seats
-Ready until July-August
-Rumors; Veracruz and Alebrijes interested

futboltotal.com.mx/futbol-mexicano/mazatlan-tendria-equipo-de-futbol-en-primera-division/2019/03

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DUDE!!! I made a folder of colegialas, you must compile a folder with PalNorte qt's, you have no excuse...

>(((Coppel)))
Grupo Elektra with another team? Remember when they used to talk shit about Telerisa and all their teams?

Mexican beisbol.

Don't forget the avocados, the best of the world, they do wonders breh

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getting zucced is one but I can do it tomorrow maybe

>(((Ordaz)))
Imagine like a new rivalry vs Pumas TOPKEK

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Yeah, once we have our ligma drive, we can upload shit when we want.

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Damn, that shit looks painted on

what do you mean?

Incels consume a lot of porn so no

He means her shorts

he means that her shorts are skin tight on her godly bunda and it makes his peepee happy

this

>Lajúd rumored to sign with Chivas
LOL he's like a retared Gudiño, don't fuck with me.

Got it.

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>I'd die a happy man if Male or Mich even farted in my general direction.

Ok, million dollar idea here: We've seen this increasing phenomenon about sniff the shit out of thots(sometimes literally), people buy digital games, used panties, even paperboard like nintendrones, love to display the crap they buy over their walls. We can unify these objects and open a company dedicated to contact with instawhores, ask them what fragrance they use and mix it with some random feet/armpit/pussy/ass smell made in laboratory, and sell the odor inside cans. People will love to buy and collect fucking AIR and just like amiibos, when you open the product, lose all its value, so if you want to have the full experience, you must buy at least two of each one.

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>perro culazo

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instaSmell®: 100% legal, No Scam, Link Mega, 1 Download, crack+vaccine, recognize us by the hologram

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LigaMX Femenil,

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Who’s the girl OP?

these women have insane lower body. wow amazing.

No clue(yet)

LLEGO LA HORA MOLERA

Buenos dias putos

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aye I know someone from that town

Does that person deal drugs or something?

When was the last time, if ever, an expansion team went straight to LigaMX? Wouldn’t any new club have to work it’s way up from the lower divisions?

Sounds like Shakespeare.

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Meanwhile, in the GTA thread

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rarely. usually some second division shitter gets bought and millions get dumped into it like xolos a few years ago

Mexibros back to copalib when?

Make a bunda flavor and I'm in

Why don't FMF just accept the money already and put teams in Liga MX without the bullshit of having to being promoted and buying teams and changing players?
I mean, they will even find a way to let Vergacuck stay.

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it would be hard to create a fanbase out of nowhere by just creating teams i guess. teams like pooebla and mon arkas barely get by because they have boomer fans that have been watching them for decades

This. If you're from a city or state that doesn't have a nearby club, people will always bandwagon the most successful clubs so I imagine CHIvas and AmeriCACA have tons of fans in middle-tier cities like Mazatlan.

Bump.

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Do we win tonight?

>tfw no internet

yeah, america and chivas make up for about 40% of the total fans of Liga MX, actually each team has big barras in the other teams city, Legion 1908 DF travels constantly to the home games in Guadalajara, for me theres no bigger cuckoldry than being a chilnago fan of chivas or a tapatio fan of america

Tengo una playera de Charly ahora.

>ESPN chilangos SEETHING because Tuca said that the game against America is "just another game"

In other news, Hector "An horse is an athlete" Herrera confirmed to Atletico

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>we

Cayese joto

which one?
>Hector "An horse is an athlete" Herrera confirmed to Atletico
BASED Sergio Mayer

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For me, it's Male de warm up.

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Our Federation says than until 2020, LigaMX is in process to have 20 teams(we have 18 now), once we reach this objetive, schedules will be more friendly since we have 2 seasons per year. Not only CopaLib but CopaAmerica also.

It's not going to happen though

>tapatio fan of america
Lel i have a friend that used to be all about America. I thought it was weird as hell since he said he was from jalisco. I later found out nigga just a glory hunter after he said his favorite teams in europe were Juventus, Bayern, and city. Fkin faggot.

kek I remember some dude from highschool than was chiva-hermano, then he changed to Pachuca qhen they won Sudamericana.

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someone post the boomer pachuca picture

The away Club de Cuervos S3 one.

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MODS ARE ASLEEP
QUICK, LET'S STOP POSTING BUNDAS AND ACTUALLY DISCUSS TIGRES FACING AMÉRICA

Is that show actually good?

I had fun watching it but I unironically like mexican baseball so I'm not sure I'm the best reference in good taste here.

What's the quality of the charly shirt like?

Regular football jersey quality. It's not any different. I acually like it more than the Under Armour one. I'll wear it tomorrow and get it

>¡INCREIBLE! Chapito Montes recibio una llamada del mismísimo Goku

youtube.com/watch?v=Xjw9-eN9CBo

yiñac seething

>I acually like it more than the Under Armour one. I'll wear it tomorrow and get it
a little of sweat going home, then I'll tell you better if it itches or something. The fit is perfect though (I got it on small size, I weigh 60kg and I have 173cm or something).

the Cuervos one looks amazing

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I just hope you guys are thinking of spamming shit on Yea Forums right now.

Yo mexicanbros.

Do you know a mexican striker Marco Bueno? Is he any good?
transfermarkt.co.uk/marco-bueno/profil/spieler/184968

What the fuck is he doing in Finland? And he isn't good.

hes from the same academy as cucky lolzano. hes your typical le mexican prospect that got bounced around our league but never found a spot. he seems ambitious enough to leave a comfy wage in our league to go play outside of the country so theres that

Well fug.
They gave him 1+1 year deal. He is supposed to fight with our youth prospect striker for play time.

What kind of striker is he? Fast, strong, poacher? Is he good with ball or just pure goalscorer?

Also what is the salary in Mexico. I think here he will receive something between 150k-200k€ per season.

Oh and he is propably trying to do the same as Alfredo Morelos did.
2 years in HJK, and on 3rd year he got promoted into Colombian National Team.

And last season a Brazilian Klauss came into team. Did 21 goals in a season and moved to Hoffenheim.

>What kind of striker is he? Fast, strong, poacher? Is he good with ball or just pure goalscorer?
The truth is, we don't know, he rarely scored here, he was the eternal prospect that never had a chance to play. As for the salary, he is actually going to get less than what he could get as a benchwarmer here.

>girls with asses and weed
i like this more than the int memes where bart simpson is smoking a joint

una vella

By the state of Yea Forums right now, I have a good question: Do mexibros even like cereal?

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yes if they are inside of a burrito

debby pls

>meanwhile, on Yea Forums

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obrigado mui bem

super cringe, but based at the same time

cereal is for little kids and fat bitches trying to loose weight eating all bran or something, in general i would say is not really that popular here, most common breakfast food is eggs and chilaquiles

What's all this shitposting on Yea Forums right now?

let's do this!

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#respect
nigga took a pay cut to play in europe at all costs. Hope he succeeds and moves to a bigger league.

I like them but don't really consume, I feel than all this cereal commercials 24/7 are shaddy, (((they))) really want us to eat cereal, I don't trust that shit...

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boomers OUT

also webm of him teleporting when

>ynr cindy's nudes
Man, maybe we should move /LigaMX/ to /x/ already.

fuuuuuuck I want to die between those thighs
kill me

>those fucking ankles

uribe better breed her before i do

I'd also breed her if you get what I mean

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kek, sorry but I've seen A LOT of things than I don't trust anything right now
Yeah, she got the bundas desu

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God I'd go to Los Mochis and get shot three times being mistaken to a drug dealer by cops just so she can read about me in the news.

Imagine going on a date with Maria Julissa, paying her tickets, beers, botanas, more beer, then tacos after the game, a few more beers, take her home and finally she only lets you lick the skin showing thought her pants to never talk you to again...

They broke up in like January m8's :(

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>also webm of him teleporting when
huebro can help us with that

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Xjw9-eN9CBo
On it but god this cringe.

>tfw can't post pal Norte qts because no internet
Aaaaaaaa also phone posting is so shit

200k€ a year is still decent salary. I mean he does not play for free, but it speaks well for his character as he is willing to cut his salary for ambition in Europe. If he plays well, he has a chance to play in Champions league next fall.

lol what happened dude?

5G when?

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No money might be homeless soon

Chicano english is so shit took me more than a month to realise that AT&T ad on pochovision said 5G and not "Tai-chi".

wtf
>tfw no overdeveloped prima CHIcana to have sneaky sex with

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sauce?

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>paying her tickets, beers, botanas, more beer, then tacos after the game, a few more beers, take her home and finally she only lets you lick the skin showing thought her pants to never talk you to again

sounds like how most of my dates go

Forgot to mention, our original girl is in the show.

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based

I just hope Santa win conCaCaf

Santos*

forgot to add: all this inside your car because you ain't going inside her flat :^)

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Santa LMAO, and you say you aren't pecho-frios

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Sadly we don't know breh

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What time does the game start?

In two hours I guess.

2 hours nigga, you better send your gf's for botanas already, last time I mine took way longer to bring my cheetos, she forgot her glasses

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>Sensações
I've yet to understand why people like that shit.

I don't even know if we have those in Mexico, what's inside the bag exactly?

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BASED

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It's like Sabritas but with special flavors, and it pretends to be classy. Some of the flavors are turkey breast, honey and mustard, pesto sauce, etc.

Interesting, we have some other brands with this meme organic chips and 'refined' flavors

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Only reason I go to Sporting KC matches is because I am from KC, want to watch like football, and it's insanely cheap ($25 for good seats)and ten times better than paying $50 to see a 4 hour luckswing game. It can be very cringe though.

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Apparently they have made a tortilla chip on the same line aswell but I'd rather post this girl.

VIERNES BOTANERO WHEN?

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How much of your food did ((((they)))) poison with the help of Monsanto?

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all of them, my qt's are monsanto infected

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where are you watching Mexico vs Paraguay? TVazteca, Televisa, Univision?

>tfw no internet
>tfw no cable
Ill just be shitposting.

This Friday, of course, also, sauce?

Watch on your iPhone

Is Tronco dos santos starting?

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ig/larantoniazzi, I posted her last thread or the one before, my bad not renaming her files.

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I live close to Levi's Stadium and was wondering why a bunch of beaners with Mexico jersey were parking on the neighborhood.

I'm about to call the cops since these fucks didn't read the Residential Only Parking sign before entering our streets.

Cayese puto

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Rules are rules, Pedro.

Just call a tow truck retard.

At least I can still post qts during the game

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>juicy_lucee
yeah, Lucee looks really juicy
Paid the wall, pls¿?

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No u

remember to save PalNorte qt's for the drive

I told you I can't retard you are going to have to do it yourself

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call ICE and post results
shut up Indio

Ésas CACITAS siguen CALIENTITAS ;^)

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a quien le importa la selección?

kek based

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I think only CHIva-hermanos, but only when Chivas is going well

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>ywn buy frijol pinto in soriana híper del pátio hermosillo
Kill me, compas.

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CHIs only care
NT football is literally have niggers run fast our indios can't compete

lol

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Apparently this is the line up lol

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>tata putting lozano in his place after that average performance against chile
That was quick.

La Inez in the starting XI

Lmaoing@ur life memejico

adonde en monterrey estas mejor mujeres?

>Gudiño
shit
>Araujo
used to be good, now is shit
>Reyes
kill me
>Sanchez
ok
>Edson
well, he's better MF than DF desu
>Jonathan
Dos Santos or Gonzalez? both are shit anyways
>Gutierrez
watered Lozano
>Lainez
nigga about to get #rekt by Paraguay
>Alvarado
not even good in cruzazul at this point
>CHIcharito
I thought we left this Amigos de Chicharito meme behind

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Rayados stadium

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>el enviado del Tata
what the actualy fuck is this? I can make better magic tricks than those

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MEXICO_vs_PARAGUAY
MEXICO_vs_PARAGUAY
MEXICO_vs_PARAGUAY

in.xrivonet.info/33i.html

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official game thread:

Looks like the troncos are going to stay forever

sultanes stadium

This.

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unironically tho.

regular season games are full of boomers and qts thats literally it

>Mazatlán, Sinaloa might have a LigaMX team according with governor
Basado y redpilleado.
There is a new stadium being built in the city, but it doesn't look good enough to hold a 1st division team. Would be great to cuck Culiacan, though.

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Game is over: Mexico 4-2 Paraguay

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Keep it alive

as alive as Mexico NT without OSOrio

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Going under the levis stadium thing to see if there where any qts at the game

post results pls

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There is none only some decent ones but not worth my time

Me enamoré de ese culo lads

Nice shop

I wish we had sauce
I wish that's not a shop

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MERGER WHEN?

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who /Tata'sTrain/ here?

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Mexicoa and USA should just move to UEFA already

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ya van a legalizar la guit

APOLOGIZE

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>la guit
what's that?

>not watching comfy Bully gameplay in bed before sleep
youtu.be/Kp7Kth9G07I

He means weed, but spelled like "güait"

Basado beisbol

How is the beisbol over there? Is it popular? Decent crowds?

Looks like a trap

tambien ya prohibieron que los menores de edad se casen
im playing a vn la'

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Vn?

Visual novel.

Good morning Tabaqueros de Santiago afición.

Based

Beisbol is huge in the northern states. The stadiums are obviously smaller than MLB stadiums, but some of them fit 20,000+ and they’re /comfy/ as fuck.

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Pancitas~

Based /pancita/ hermano

Dammit

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is it true that he is fucking this woman?
imgur.com/a/NE55qcv

Would unironically go to HMO just to watch a game in this beauty, if wasn't for the absurd plane ticket price.

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It would probably be cheaper to fly into a larger international airport like Mexico City, and then take a bus or smaller charter plane to Hermosillo. I've flown into HMO before. It's a tiny airport, but it's worth it because less than 2 hours away is a great beach town called Bahia Kino. It hasn't been taken over by (((Americans))) and turned into a tourist shithole like Cancun, yet. Only qt Mexicanas from Sonora or Sinaloa go there.

I know and I I'd still do it if I was working and got paid decently. I'll have to settle for a bigger city like Guadalajara (shitty ballpark but amazing footy stadiums) or Monterrey though.

Ban evasion nude bump

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Huehuehuehuhue
Brbrbrbrbr?

When are the games back

SOON™

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whats wrong with charros stadium? it was good enough for the world baseball classic and serie del caribe, im no big baseball fans and im sure theres better ballparks in the country but is not that bad

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Nothing, in fact it's pretty nice but I wanted to visit Norte.

Even better

big, but regional, basically big in the north and deep in the south, central mexico dont give much of a fuck about it but there are pro teams in central cities like puebla, guadalajara and mexico city

well you can settle in Monterrey or Tijuana, both are big cities in the north, Tijuana is ugly as fuck tho, monterrey is slightly better

beisbol dead, handegg is entering a new golden era in mexico not seen since the 1970s

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d-delet

sorry bro it is what it is

True, thanks to local media forcing handegg on us.

Kyc lucifer

>True, thanks to local media forcing handegg on us.

not really, ONEFA is entering its 90th season, football is not new nor something being particularly pushed by local media, in any case football isnt much bigger because of PRI repression of the game with complicity of the media for a lot of years

DEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS
youtube.com/watch?v=U2QzcAiZL3I

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Know we are stuck with all the shit players

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Shit forgot to put sauce it's ig/galiurs

absolutely qt
based, i'm getting my brunch, then watch this

My friend got fake boobs, what do you guys think of them? personally I do not like them, I preferred her natural flat chest

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Ermin vs Diego 2 when?

Better question: Diego vs. Duílio when?

her legs are too skinny for the rest of the body after-surgery, if she works on that, she'll just look disgusting, her boobs got too big, do you have a pre-surgery pic?

>not Gabo vs Gabo femenil
kek fucking plebs

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Yes they're way too big, she went from an A cup to DDs, I told her to go to Cs but she wanted them as big as possible

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fucking WHY? I would marry the shit out of that delicious flat chest ;_; her hips looks berry handly

anyone else watches la mesa reñoña by franco escamilla?

never heard of it, what's that about?

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Post links.

>had listen enough Recoditos songs for youtube to send me updates from their yt account

kek fucking huebro

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Way to ruin a perfect body. Fucking thots.

I'm on the verge of being addicted to banda, it's just most songs I don't end up liking. The slow, sad ones, usually about breakups are the best ones for me.

>#DiaMundialdelTeatro

LMAO what are you talking about? that's literally every single day

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you only listen banda or other musica regional like corridos, norteño, duranguense and shit

So much THIS. She only had to get a bit thiccer legs and she would be a goddesse on Earth

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chairos BTFO

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>The slow, sad ones, usually about breakups are the best ones for me.
those are the ones girls like the most
>ynr dat qt colegiala singing banda

Based. Those are crying in your beer songs. That was the golden age of banda. Now it’s basically pop-music tier shit.
>inb4 boomer meme
It’s unequivocal fact Banda is the 80s and early 90s was God tier.

its just franco escamilla and his comedian buddies reading some news story and talking shit for 2 hours, its fun, only problem is that it is too long i basically listen it 20 minutes at a time in car rides during the whole week
youtube.com/watch?v=D7zzOOH-ieI

Mostly banda but Spotify often throws me narcocorridos, sierreño, etc. I guess I'm too used to listen to La Mejor, and most stations carry mostly banda.

Recommend me some shit please.

have you heard la plebada?

youtube.com/watch?v=vJFl2gqg47E

youtube.com/watch?v=QNc1wvI42d4

youtube.com/watch?v=f7mHZdGdhp4

Why is CDMX a shite lads?

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City planning: Gone wrong edition
Population control: 3rd world edition

Always has a 3rd world feel to it, sort of like Los Angeles tbqhwy famalam.

No different than LA tbqh compa. City wasn't meant to hold that many cars and people, but I like how every block has a /comfy/ park that are always surprisingly immaculately green and lush.

>watching my favorite youtube channel
>scored a doblete vs Chivas at the final to win the title

I said it before, I could play for Chivas irl

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Post some culos

but why? we don't even have games tonight

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Why not?

QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL AMERICA Y TODOS LOS CHILANGOS APESTOSOS ;^)

BASED
o-ok, you win

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Will listen to it tomorrow, thanks.
We /copalib/ now.

Sauce the one on the right

>that left pussy
wtf man how is this even possible?

no sauce, random pics from Durango
elsiglo.mx/galeria/16040.arranca-generales-temporada-en-casa
fatpussy~

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fuggggggg

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btw this Saraperos girl is the same than got rekt

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at least we'll have VIERNES and BOTANAS this very Friday :) actually hyped for Atlas vs Santos

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>Day 2: lose 3 pikmins fighting a bulborb
>Day 3: 2 drown, 1 missing

nigga I couldn't find his ass on the map

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For me it's los equipos de Tijuana.

>Marco Bueno already scored two goals in Finland
I thought he was shit?

There's Toros and who else?

This. It's unironically what peak performance of the female body. And makes me rock hard.

Is the fucking Spurdo League 3rd Division, what did you expect?

I thought it was first division?

>Cimarrones actually ascending to Primera
holy fucking based finally I get a team from my state to cheer

WTF sauce

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according to my uncle who works at BBVA

Great, I hope Bravos do something soon ;_; literally a border team, double market, enough investors, in the Norti(guait), a meme city, we're the perfect noew adquisition for LigaMX

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UdeG!

DETRÁS DE TÍ, IMBECIL

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>onions fan de franco escamilla

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>fresh out of shower
>eating watermelon
>playing Pikmin3

none can surpass my comfy levels

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Onions indeed.

BASED

>Watermelon
Want some tbqh

There's literally nothing worse than being a NEET and having no internet cant even watch ascenso games

aside Toluca & Club de Cuervos, what other jersey do you own?

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I would even pick up being a SHITlango before that desu

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Pikmin 2 is the best one my nig nog

Is that pic recent? I thought AMLO was having everything under control.

There are probably shitlangos richer than me

Post more Mati jotos

Totally agree, loved the underground levels.
nah, that pic is from like 2015, it was during Pachuca vs America I think

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t-too busy with my fruits

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Based

I just want a pale skinned Mexican mamacita to shoot my loads into bros, is that too much to ask??

Now El Paso has a team now too. Based Tejano/Norteno derby.

AMLO is giving away free state mandated gueritas as a gib.

Yes but not many.

Why the fuck she holding her head by the hair?

I specifically requested a brown one with /pancita/

I heard AMLO is sending free gf's to poor towns first, Por El Bien De Todos, Los Pobres Primero™, I hope they don't capitalize all the blonde ones, I requested mine as güerita as possible, I even doble checked the solicitude about it.

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>tfw no Mat.i gf de Colegio

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>Roger Martínez y Oribe Peralta se perderán el duelo vs Tigres

Awesome! there's no excuse to keep Henry Martìn in the bench.

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When she isn't showing her tits and has no make up she looks average as shit

On more LigaMX-Celebs news:

>Puebla's goalkeeper, Nicolas Vikonis is the new bf of Salcedo's sister.

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which Salcedo?

This is Leons year

The one who just came back from Yurop to play for Tigres

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Keep it alive

Lol how do you know they are related ?

>False manager used to carge young players to take them with Veracruz
>9 players denunced Faustino Villalba
>2 mexicans & 7 colombians(kek)
>got 3000-4000pesos form each player

OH N NO NONONONONONONONONO
another shaddy business from Kuri exposed

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Literally on the news:
futboltotal.com.mx/otros-deportes/nicolas-vikonis-nuevo-novio-de-la-hermana-de-carlos-salcedo/2019/03

Soon we'll have 'salseo' along LigaMX players, just like youtubers...

Is she a qt or just another Instagram thot

>Leonardo Fernández, new TIgres player
Dude signed a pre-(((contract))) already
twitter.com/laoraldeportiva/status/1110577256836009985

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Seems like a random cheap thot, para ser honesto

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Who? Also what's with Tigres signing a bunch of players

>Atlas looking for a substitute for Rafa Marquez already
>Grupo Salinas trying to buy UAEM Potros from AscensoMX
this league is a joke

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She looks like every other plastic bitch

that's what they have been doing the last years, loan cheap players to poor teams, if one of them plays well, goes to Tigres or sell him for a good price, literally what Xolos used to do.

What happened to Atlante getting bought out?
What's their end game?

Yeah, she seems unbearable as fuck, I read Salcedo doesn't even talk to her and the hole family is broken because of the money kek

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What money? Didn't he have to come back because of legal issues

>What happened to Atlante getting bought out?
The offers were from MultiMedios buy I think they back off, actually cancelled the contract to broadcast Chivas games, wasn't business for them kek. MultiMedios is trying to expand the channel to more states in Mexico, seems like their front office are retarded or something because everything went shit in the last year.

Familly's version:
1) No haberse hecho responsable de la manutención su hija Ivanka, confirmándose el pasado 10 de agosto que él es padre biológico de la niña.
2) Llevar a su familia (tíos y primos) a la audiencia del martes 9 de octubre, amenazando a sus padres e incluso, con el mismo jugador golpeando a su madre.
3) Andrea Navarro, la actual esposa del seleccionado tendría una relación extra marital con uno de los primos de Carlos, manipulándolo para separarse de su familia.

Salcedo's:
1) Ya llegó a un acuerdo con la madre de su hija, quedando en cumplir como exige la ley.
2) Su familia fue a la audiencia sin ser requerida, agrediendo físicamente a sus tíos y primos sin motivo alguno.
3) Su padre se aprovechó de la confianza para manejar sus intereses indebidamente, además de filtrar información a la prensa respecto a cosas que sucedían en su profesión.
4) Su madre manipuló a su círculo cercano en su contra, inventando calumnias respecto a su esposa para atentar contra su matrimonio.
5) Sobre su hermana menciona que intentó extorsionar a una figura pública a cambio de 5 millones de pesos, sostenía relaciones con compañeros futbolistas para sacar información para su benefición y ser psicológicamente inestable.
goal.com/es-co/noticias/por-que-peleado-carlos-salcedo-familia-versiones-videos/oqcqlnpc3hqz104fkfh7sd86q

>psicológicamente inestable.
Yeah, what we could call: a huge whore

So he's a cuck wtf is wrong with them

kuri on autismo picante

>Carlos Ernesto Cisneros ded
out of activity for the next 4-6 months

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>cucking yourself to avoid your leeching ex-wife's pension
I don't know bro, maybe I'll do the same in that situation(assuming i'm rich as him kek)

WTF? Ambriz got a free gf?

That qt is from Ecuador though

madman kuri
what a fucking chad

I know, but saw that pic while looking for sauce, and AMLO's gibs came to my mind

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I'll watching when the complete show appears on SeñorGolHD channel, don't spoil pls.

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that's what they want you to think, these stated mandated gf's is a plan to infiltrate a sect in our houses.

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ricardo "tallest midget ever" puig btfo

cayese puto

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>>Carlos Ernesto Cisneros ded
Fuck yea, now we just need that shitter ponce to go next.

>youtube.com/watch?v=dpL7rkg3MZc
> A muerte con Fidel Kuri el si ama a tiburones rojos

>now we just need that shitter ponce to go next.
seems like it's your night breh

twitter.com/Chivas/status/1110645853918765059

Concacaf Nations League draw, shit starts on September, road to Qatar 2022

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Spotted the virgin
EL CHIncel señores

>seems like it's your night breh
>only 15 dias
Fuck, hopefully it's enough for that dumbass cuckdozo to realize that this shitter is a fucking revolving door for any attacker.

good luck with that

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Brainlet here. What's up with those league A, B and C? I don't understand that format.

It's up and Kuri is dabbing on those FMF virgins like an absolute Chad.

Let's see what our CHAD owner has to say:
youtube.com/watch?v=dpL7rkg3MZc

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whatta MADMAN, show just started and it's the bomb

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She qt

A bunch of Cruzeiro ones, including their Volleyball team one; Orlando City home kit from last season, Chapecoense nations kit, Lazio 2010 third kit, an old Nike Arsenal training kit. I don't remember any other jerseys I might have.

Based

>ywn ride the playas with a baja bug with your narcocompas wearing a cañeros gorra
Feels bad.

Who is si retard to Say that after all the things he's don't

Is life even worth living

Well you can have sex sometimes, drink beer with your compas, raise some money and travel... so yeah.

>Turks and Caicos Islands
Wut?

True

>Brainlet here. What's up with those league A, B and C? I don't understand that format.
Teams get promoted or demoted based on their performance for the next tournament

It's a nice money laundering piece of sand.

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dubs and this prieto will never ever ever touch a ball in a chivas jersey ever again

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I want to shoot Kuri's smug face so much

You fail again

one day my chilango friend

Imagine a team with Kuri as owner and Higuera as sporting director, would root but ironically

Thinking of names now.
>El Cáncer de Veracruz
>Los Imbéciles de Mérida
>Club de Fútbol La Verga

>mfw no Salsa Castillo Mexico Lindo edecane that hands out free samples
Why live?

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never heard of those salsas, is it like that tapatio thing you guys have that no one knows here but its the pinacle of mexican products in the US?

Valentina Master Race

I'm an tapatío, not a chilango

It’s from Hermosillo. Only know about the stuff because my ex used to put it on everything. Kek I used to use Tapatio a lot because it’s all you can get here or Cholula. Occasionally I can find Valentina at the store but not always.

everytime I see this thread this comes into my head
youtube.com/watch?v=WnVluWCPwtY

>Deleting your post so one can see your failure
Guess is a good thing Yea Forums has an archive so everyone can see it

For me it's costa rica

How does Cuba even have enough men to field a team. Every conCACAf tournament the players run away and seek asylum in Florida.

Is this true?

Kek yeah. It happens quite often.

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weeeeeeeeeeeeew mi amigos, i've been on Yea Forums all winter waiting for baseball to come back and boy o boy I have missed las putas de /ligamx/

>1337
What new on Yea Forums haven't been there in a while mods still being fags?

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Bump this out

ya but we don't let him hold us down, we btfo him in strange new ways every day

A cabron yo onions de sonora y nunca la e visto en la tienda.

>tfw ywn be from sonora

Which weird obscure Stanley Kubrickesque trippy movie should I be watching?

I'm not sure you want to live in the fucking desert bro, in Juarez we're 30º and isn't even summer yet ;_;

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watch Eyes Wide Shut, pretty good with the current times along the cuck meme kek

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Sauce

hnng

One of my favorite movies tbqh.

filename of post above
Yeah, I read than he got killed for that movie kek

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Mulholland Drive if you haven't seen it, followed by every single thing Lynch has ever made

For me, it's America vs Tigres

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Have you been in /our/ generals before or you just discovered our taco trace?

>no yinac
>no oribe

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and
>no Roger
kill me pls

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imagine going to Las Vegas, kidnap Katia Castorena while she makes the report alive and make her marry you by force to then rape her just like CR7 did with that whore.

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Btw Yon De Luisa new CONCACAF vicepresident(jr)

i lurk here every baseball season and admire the bundas

>ywn go with Katia to Bermudas
;_;

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Kuri scared him away from FMF

La Verga Rica Del CHAD Kuri FC

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>Salsa Castillo Mexico Lindo
I remember trying this sauce at some highschool friend's, it was an awful experience putting that on my pizza slide KEK I got too much on it

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>tfw won't be able to watch Santos play tomorrow
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>laplebevane
whatta delicious woman, i want to have as many babies as possible with her

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It’s pretty picoso tbqh. Much spicier than the Tapatio or Cholula stuff we have here.

She's top tier desu

>Expose the global elite as a satan worshipping sex cult
He got rekt only two weeks after they finished filming

Don't forget umagebro next edition is a pancita edition

Love that other pic where she shows those veiny titts, I would love to release a bit of pressure on those juicy boobs by sucking them in the mornings

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already working on that m8

At least you don't want to eat her

She's a bit old to literally eat her, I rather something like pic related.

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>PS5 controller leaked
oh boy, now I want to see nintendrones to sperg out than they invented screens on the controllers

>PS5
Cringe

I know, fucking WHY release a new console when we have Stadia and xCloud already lmao

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let's do this then

Recuerda, lo único que te ofrezco es la verdad, y nada mas...

Wake up, /ligamx/.

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are we bumping it out?

Only good thread on spee, la

of course my horse, me canso ganso

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watch our league pls, better than International Breaks(not that hard but anyways)

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tomorrow is Viernes Botanero, finally

I've been lurking this for 2 days and have concluded that Mexicans have the best slagposters on Yea Forums.
Hats off.

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Alright then

Stay tune for more on the incomming new bread

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>snack friday back tomorrow

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Please come when it's friday night, you won't regret. Also watch >our league.

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Last snack friday before I go back to dieting, which means Coronitas.
>tfw no chocotorro gf

nice /colegiala/ you posted there

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chocotorro>gansito

Important: milb.com/documents/7/8/6/303885786/CALENDARIO_DE_JUEGOS_LMB_2019.pdf

I might buy one of those minicakes tomorrow too, I'm feeling like some.

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>Important
WTF those are like thousand games

Almost there

>I might buy one of those minicakes tomorrow too, I'm feeling like some.
Yeah, they are good, try to put them in the freezer a few hours before before

Yeah, soon...

Post more colegia qts

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Breh

Well, it's baseball, so we gotta have 1000 meaningless games.

cayese

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What a qt (de prepa (de beisbol)).

I know the recovery on """"athletes"""" is shorter but come on...

Imagine smelling that culo jajaja

Almost there

based

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Breh..

I remember this girl from highschool than presented herself saying than she liked beisbol, none took her seriously because everyone else say futbol was our sport, she resulted a big slut and end up pregnant the next year :^) /.blog

>dat boomber who listen FIFA06 soundtrack

>No virgen de Guadalupe
Shit image

Loosk like Lobos BUAP is interested in the stadium too

just a few more, I hope this Jornada12 brings good matches

Keep bumping

dude wut

let's just wait until Liguilla, this regular season is a non-sense, also this pancita editon doesn't seems very promissing

good thing COpaMX and conCACAf will be back by this midweek

Cayese joto we are almost there

Let's VAMO-VAMO then

imagine like actually smoking a fart from OP's girl

How do we go from this....

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... to this.

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To much Mazapan, Cerveza Victoria, and guerita pussy.

CALLE TLECE
MAMITA
ETO'E PA'TÌ

PORQUE
CUANDO ERES BRILLANTE
REFIEREN NO CONTRATARTE

El Tibu no se va.

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Cone on retards

nadamas un pedito chiquito de la morra del OP

NEW NEW NEW
>pic related
aesthetic~

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Need her name bros

respondanme

no me ignoren hijos de puta

Checa el hilo nuevo, puto.