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first for leafs
not even watching hokkei lol
3rd for Seattle
remember brad richards
>mention nobody
>”them” wild already
im gay lol
go knights!
what was meant
blackhawk legend
>he thinks the leafs have a chance
How long until McMeme demands a trade?
how do canadians focus on anything other than the upcoming inevitable race war handed to us by the government
Sean how'd your mom's vaginal rejuvenation go. Can't wait to see the results for myself
...I like it
some one post something racist, though...
>for luck
>”them” mention wild
>nobody even somebody
You can only reply to this post if you have a dad
>NOT SO FAST DEEPAK
>nobody:
>you:(them)!
dude I went to school with is dating Gritty
no i don't
>some nobody mentions “them”
>but even body wild
this general has really gone to shit, should i bring it back to 2012-2013 former glory?
They all realized Chinese teaming up with Viets would win it.
i don't understand this maymay
Malcom Subban is _____
First for coke
BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)
based sean
I keep putting Seϟϟan into the filter box but it's not working, what the FUCK is going on.
>teddy blugers is latvian
huh
a talented black athlete
tfw no big gritty gf
To be fair you have to have a really low iq to.
>nobody even talking about mentions
>somebody wild even “them”
why are you shitting on someone whos found happiness? you must be a really angry virgin.
Frankly my knowledge of hockey is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every NHL preseason, regular, and the playoffs ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.
Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 games: the forwards, the defensemen, the goalies, the path of the puck, everything
I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain hockey concepts than any of you can even conceive.
Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a hockey player you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of hockey beyond the NHL and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals as I do from any game or league at any level.
I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game
Idk why bother filtering me, do my posts incite that much anger that you have to hide from me?
your dad is dead LMAO
dead dad dead dad dead dad dead dad dead dad dead dad
>mentions nobody sum
>even them wild
lmao based
>”them” mentions
>somebody wild
SEAN?????
>2-1
>miss the 2nd
>4-2
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>wild bodies for mentions
hmmmm
>D'Shawn
>>dad
Where is this pasta from?
how much are they paying that lazy nigger kuznestov again?
Oh by the way, I revealed a few years ago that I invented the dead dad meme and you all fell for it for.. well a decade on Yea Forums, so looks like I win again, cucks ;)
dad is alive and well ;)
Shan't give up on my dream of finding a Québecois gf.
Bonne nuit, qts, wherever you are.
dead dad
me on the right
I took it from /cric/ yesterday
tripfag genocide when
...
thinking about replacing my gf with a younger korean version with my inheritance
Sorry pal they don't like southern tubbies
Imagine having a dead father.
For now on, only adults who remember watching this as a kid can reply to me
>projecting onto a menschen mention forum to full filling your daddy gap
youwch
>wherever you are
I think they're in Quebec, lad.
For me, it's having a dad who's alive
do you think im a tripfag? if so you're a newfag and go back tor eddit
For now on, only adults who can call their father while watching this can reply to me
Reminder to filter Canada when Sean appears
used to watch this with my dad who is also still alive
>tfw dad n i went to hokkie on saturday
>mentions his heart ultrasound came back not great
>pumping slightly less blood than it needs to
>will probably get worse
>will need a transplant if it fails enough
feels sorta bad man
yoooooooooo I still watch this today, with my dad
I’ll know that feeling soon :(
he'll get a pacemaker and be fine
>hating Sean
Easiest way to spot a newfag
Just go to a god damn montreal strip club and pick up sone 18 year old university slut
tell him to get his health together, stop eating shit food.
Pacemakers only help if the heart has an irregular beat, not if there are blockages or something.
he has a defibrillator already lol
I have a pacemaker because of heart blockage, don't be stupid
lol your faggot dads gonna die hahahahaha
btfo
so they'll just give him a pacemaker defib combo no biggie
>not bantering with based sean
>strip club
>university slut
Non svp. Pour moi c'est les filles modestes.
he's been healthy literally his whole life m80, just got shitty heart genetics with arrhythmias and shit
defibs already have pacing functions m80
You must be the bacon and gravy guy
>arrhythmias
is he a pirate?
for me, its sean and kipkip showdowns
Quick find a way to blame it on garnold droomf
when did sean's dad die? did he at least attend one of his jr games?
t. virgin
I'm not, I got it when I was 2 :/
then it's a pacemaker with a defibrillator
indians don't play hockey
oh the wonders the isles could've had with tavares if he just stayed here
OG /hoc/ right there
that post wasn't written by me but someone who was pretending to be me
Why?
The pacemaker wouldn't un-block the artery that was blocked, it would just keep forcing blood through that narrowed artery. I'm not a cardiologist, but that doesn't sound like a great solution.
no it's a defibrillator, all defibs pace, pacemakers only pace, they can't do anything if you go into an irregular rhythm.
>i want a french canadian girl
>who isnt a slut
more delusional than i thought
controversial take: Sam is Seans alter-ego
he wanted to get the fuck out of jew york lol
naturally he breaks his records in Tdot
Losing in the first round in Toronto vs losing in the first found in New York.
>indians don't play hockey
Dot or feather?
hopefully Canada's economy stagnates to the point of societal collapse
Who /snowbelt/ here
You know french girls are notorious sluts?
hey whats up /hoc/? lifelong leafs fan here, excited for the playoffs and my dad is dead lol
You have it backwards. Sean was just a personality of Sam's as Sam is a schizo.
>One personality is a dot Indian
>the other is a feather Indian
Toronto is gonna go nuts when the leafs and rapties both win the cup this year!!
heart doesn't beat fast enough naturally because of 3rd degree heart blockage and the battery makes it beat fast enough
so 99.9% of the time it paces and .1% of the time it defibs but we're gonna call it a defib. whatever floats your boat
How fucked are the laffs after they extend Marner?
there are both really gay too
Hey Sean you wanna get high bud
Shall keep looking until I find one who isn't.
dot
I wonder if this is really sean or just some impostor
t. virgin
It's definitely not the real Sean. He won't appear until the playoffs
Don't fall for the meme, I'm a true white aryan
i dont even have sex with girls who arent blue eyes, blond hair anymore
it's an impostor he hasn't posted in all caps or screamed about how rich he pretends he is
so what happens if the leafs pull a deep run out of their ass?
>incelanders
Just realized Ovi got a haircut.
>he can't tell
Shall enjoy a nice ski vacation in hell.
>but we're gonna call it a defib
because it defibrillates, something a pacemaker does not do. you retard.
shit the fuck up faggot
>if
I never stopped posting on Yea Forums
its just more fuel to the inevitable fire that will ensue once the laffs get bounced
>i dont even have sex
we always knew
Islels aren’t white
91693242
Cannae wait for the 1st so theres shitposting here and with the laffs getting BTFO again on long island
>don't fall for the meme, I'm a true white aryan
i have had sex with 85 women
yes, it's a pacemaker with a defibrillator in it, because its main function is to pace. I've had one for 24 years I think I know a little more than you about this. they make just straight up defibrillators man
you, a pleeb: sean is a cancerous morontan
me, an intellektual: sean is an elaborate false flag from frogland
incoming laine hatty
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>date night in Mississauga
you mean Brampton
/hoc/ - Quebecois qts, pacemakers, Indians, pet cats, beavers, burgers, radon awareness, onion rings, pipe bombs, etc.
more like "brap"ton, amirite?
I save the caps posting for gamethreads
*I have had sex with 85 men
m8 you will never find a doctor who describes a defib icd as a pacemaker with a defib function lmao, it's a defibrillator.
>they make just straight up defibrillators
yeah, aeds
Excuse me you forgot Russian Hockey Wives
This is the post
nah more like stinky smelly pajeet shitskin bramladash
haahha bazingaaa!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ahahah thank you ahhah reddit bazingaQ!!!
No you're thinking of Brapportsford
That's not human.
GET
>me in the glasses
>Bulgarian goaltending
This is what haunts you leafs?
>tampon gay
if you dont shut the fuck up about defibrillators i will fucking ban your ass
George Canyon 4 lyfe
thanks rangers you useless cunts
>b-b-but Tavares I-is o-overrated
LOL
O
L
you tried
Starting to think that the New York Rangers might be bad at hockey.
>blots
...
dont look now but my maple leafs are blowing the fuck out of the panthers rn
Look at this little teakettle BOIL
tybg
GIVE ME YOUR >rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
Of cpurse she's not human, she's a Goddess, mortal pleb.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH is that what they're saying on here?! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
god can you imagine all the butthurt when the leafs win the cup, it'll be like when brady just kept winning over and over until the point where he won so much everyone just shutted the fuck up
was quite glorious
somebody get the aed ready, i wanna zap seanjeeth
you fools, blues are winning the cup and nobody can stop them*
*except maybe tampa
They have pieces and dont pretend to be something they arnt
digits and sean has to put a dildo in his ass if the laffs win the cup
where's 36 chambers
zap dis dick newfag
>*blocks your path*
Blues islanders stan lee. its destined
for me, its Kraft Hometown Hockey
Would rather have 500 Sean posts than 1 Randy post
HOLY SHIT HYMAN IS FUCKING ELITE
this general moves so fucking fast now, already 170 posts lmao so many newfags wow
who here remembers me, based Sean?
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NEWFAGS
CANT
TRIFORCE
Mongrel
I went to an international school and befriended a Bulgarian kid one day, his name was Georgy. One day Georgy invited me over to his house to hang out. So we went and he lived in the embassy, but his family lived in a small apartment within it. His mom, dad and two brothers were all there and between all of them they only had one bedroom, which they all slept in. All along the walls literally lined up were empty bottles and some half full of Jack Daniels. His parents and brothers are just sitting at the a table talking while we hang out. I go to the washroom and literally in the bathtub is full of unopened bottles of JD, as I'm in there there's a knock at the door and his dad says "you no touch Jack", I tell him Im not touching jack, he says "good Jack is good" and thats it. I went home after an hour.
Georgy never came back to school after that, I'm often left wondering, what happened to Georgy
Would rather have 500 Tom post than 1 Kippers post
I'm on my 4th one, from my first to my 2nd they focused their research on being able to add a defibrillator function to pacemakers and it's basically an add on to a pacemaker. after that they focused on battery life. on my most recent one they've been focusing on building working ones that can go into MRIs
whatever you want to call it, the defibrillator is a pacemaker with a piece added to it that will defib
no one can anymore
Will /hoc/ help me shitpost?
I miss Kippers
> The only attention trip fags get is from each other
Sad, really. Sad and pathetic
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The truth is we were bad from the start
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Sure lad, what do you need
I am Legend
why aren’t my based knights dabbing on these bloozers
ain't that a kick in the head
Ok thanks, you can leave again
because BASED binnington is in net
Can’t answer that I’m busy watching my penguins dab on >rags
>rags
my mom just kicked me out, anyone in brampton got a couch I could crash on?
Because they've got lil niBBa between the pipes tonight.
patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
do you not know what a tripfag is , perhaps go back to . readdit?
Maybe, you arent that tranny pedophile, are you?
Sorry parjinder i’m allergic to curry
that dude utterly btfo
also you're btfo too because you can't play hockey
Should be worse. Subban has stolen a few.
is yours subcutaneous?
i've got this fucker and it's so much more uncomfortable than my last one
Seems like a redundant description.
go sleep on a curry sack outside pajeet
Go find your dad my guy
>based knights
you rang?
Too spam this thread with tits or gtfo
Never would've fucking thought that there were enough people on /hoc/ with fucking pacemakers of all things that they could carry on a discussion about them and compare notes.
>tsn just milking these stoppages for commericals in the 3rd
FUCK TAMPA GAY
>kinda like malcolm
>hate pk
anyone else know this feel?
What happened?
The season is over but I’ll still root for them
>tampa scores in first 2 min
I did until checking was legal then my faggot doctors said no more and I did 1 more year and then stopped :(
hi max! my first 3 were just under the skin and my current one is half under my left pectoral and it's much better being deeper
played some of the music I found in a spotify playlist today, like Big Iron and Johnny Guitar. NV was comfy
Based
Okay you guys gotta watch this video
sort your life out
Oh sorry that level of shitposting is beneath me
there's been a few guys in hockey that have had heart issues, peverly i think was one and the russian kid that died next to jagr?
based
For me its Swedish meat balls
How do they hook those up? Just wired into your chest and that thing sits on the outside?
eternally bootyblasted by /hoc/ this off season cuz "she" is a janny
>Marchand scores in the first 2 min for the hatty and DABS on the crowd
Trudeau let this high risk to reoffend transv3stite pedophile out of jail. He also pardoned Omar Khadr today. Tranny pedophiles and terrorists free to roam the streets of canada. 2019.
JT will beat ovechkin for goals and thats a good thing!
Wait there’s multiple /hoc/ lads with bad hearts?
>was born, lived and committed his crimes in western canada
>lmao just let him out in brampton
what a joke
chris pronger
yosh,
are you muscular/fat? i'm a skelly cuz can't really lift but i imagine that under the muscle would be more comfortable. my last one was fine cuz it was smaller and didn't have the wires wrapped around it. i got a new one last summer and a third wire put in.
nah it sits on top of your pec right under the skin usually, or under the armpit like they do now. the wires run in and embed in the heart walls.
didn’t know justin trudeau played hockey
*HUFF HUFF*
Looking forward to brekky tomorrow
I'd rather have my crippling arthritis than heart problems but I'll probably have both eventually desu
Hockey is for everyone.
>91693635
not enough brown sauce
F
>tampa confirmed pretenders again
>jets just not as good as last year
>preds worse than the jets
>flams gonna flam
>leafs only beating shit tier teams
>no one in the metro is going to win
Give me 1 good reason the final wont be vegas/boston
Rubbing semen on your joints helps with that
alright let's settle this:
>your team
>your medical ailment
peverley is who i was thinking of
>In September 2013, before the start of the Stars' 2013 training camp, Peverley underwent a surgical procedure to help with an irregular heartbeat.[8] Six months later, Peverley collapsed on the team bench during a game against the Columbus Blue Jackets,[9] due to the cardiac issue.[10] Subsequent surgery corrected the irregular heartbeat,[11
wonder if he had a successful ablation. i've had two with okay but not outstanding results. my dad's second one basically fixed his issues.
Well, it's health care related, and leaf health care is overrated shit. Americans get proper treatment.
Charlie McAvoy had a heart operation last year I believe
>no one in the metro is going to win
>ducks
>sex/mastubation addiction
>parkinsons
>alzheimers
>lymphoma
My genetics have left me a lot to look forward too in old age
Gary doesn’t will it
too much man :)
For me it's grilled rib eye steak, sautéed onions & peppers, fried egg and american cheese on a toasted hard roll. Served with home fries and tiger sauce
What do you lads like on your threepeat? It’s officially back on the menu
>need teams to beat the bruins
>Tampa can’t even do it
Fuck those fags desu
it's amazing the quality of healthcare you get when you're rich in the states
>john "overrated "tap in" shit" tavares
>wongs
>tore something in my left knee last year, bad right ankle from a fracture that never healed fully
Tampa is more overrated shit than John Tavares
shitty sam btfo
Lightning
Gender dysphoria
>confirmed
not every team is always amazing every fucking game
>not as good
Wheeler and schief are having amazing years. If laine could step up, theyd be incredible
>preds worse
okay I give you that
>flams gonna flim
they literally have nothing to care for besides division. they are gonna coast now
>laffs
meh thats them
>no one in metro
BESIDES the islanders and hurricanes you are fucked. Unless trotz tells the isles to score like crazy then you are safe
>Toronto fans honestly thought that >they had a chance at catching Boston in the standings
WEW.
was muscular when I got the last one, got recruited for D1 divegrass but had a few surgeries in the summer before school and didn't play in college. I definitely went back to sports too early after one of my surgeries and ripped the leads out and had to have surgery again to fix that so uh don't do that.
but I've found the more fit I am the better the pacemaker is, I've actually had to tell my cardiologist to raise the maximum heart rate it allows me because I've been working out and felt the pacemaker kick me back down. but as far as comfort I've had it my whole life and I have no idea what it's like without it, I just hate when it gets touched
I fly on private planes to the best heart surgeon in the country for my surgery so yeah money is fun
Incelanders
Homosexuality
honestly my life isn't debilitating because your everyday actions aren't strenuous but fuck, being a sports kid and then told you can't do any of that shit ever again was rough. woulda rather gone through chemo or some shit and been fine after.
whiled
arvd and adhd
that too, like got my surgeries pretty quick, mom has godly insurance so mayo didn't cost barely anything.
Bruins
Alcohol induced cardiomyopathy
leafs
lowtest
hate overrated shit desu, every goal tonight was a tap in
>will division without even trying
>get back malkin, letang, maatta, ZAR, etc. just in time for playoffs
If you're posting in this general there's no way your life is worth that much
>rags
>god complex
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
canes
micropenis
I'm rich it's cool
Hurricanes
Something wrong with my back over the last two weeks that's left me with a pinched sciatic nerve. Gonna have to see a doctor if this doesn't get better soon.
much like being a goaltender is all positioning so is being a forward, retards who spew this garbage never made it out of low level rep because they think goal scoring is all bar down snapshots instead of having a high hockey iq and being in position
>oilers
>i'm literally retarded
>no mentions of bodies
>someone wild "them"
Feels good being so elite we can just get comfy and watch our lads without shitposting and reeeeing
>ripped the leads out
fuuuuuck that. but sounds like you're basically fine for the most part. lucky man.
my heart sperges out at 130bpm or more
fat bitch
Feels good man
senators
ankylosing spondylitis :(
Alexai cheraponov was the ranger prospect that died of heart failure during a game in russia in 2012 i think. Because there was no ambulance at the arena, therefore no defribulator.
Jiri Fischer of the redwings had a heart failure during a game in 2005, and he was dead for several minutes but they managed to bring him back. This was a big turning point in arenas having independent defribulators on hand, rather than relying on ambulances, not just in hockey, but all sports.
Do you mind if I save this image?
>Sharks
>Unknown gastrointestinal issue
>also alcoholism
there's this american basketball player where I work, he is from "Mihauna" or "Mohaun" in Illinois.
my natural resting heartbeat is 35-40 bpm other than that I'm cool. the bigger concern now is that being electronically paced for most of my life is making my heart grow but lol fuck it
I'm a growing boy
leafs
depression
Theres this nigger in milwaukee claiming to be greek
your backbone is bending?
my cousin lives in a town called mokena, illinois
Remember when buffalo made the playoffs this season
Jonas Gustavsson has heart issues too
Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
>Detroit
>no issues aside from pain caused by watching the games
poor people get as good of care as anybody, and their's is free
yeah by backbone i mean my penis and i bend my boner
yeah when i crashed playing bball they didn't have an aed
all sports facilities should have them because that's where 99% of cardiac arrests happen. it's crazy that a ton didn't/still don't
>my natural resting heartbeat is 35-40 bpm
same here but now they've set me at 80 which is a tad fast for my taste.
leafs
bad knee or id be playin next to tavares n marner
DEVILS WIN!
my spinal bones are fusing together because of inflammation
Chara is barely even trying
>j3ts
post >yfw the laffs blow it
he pronounced it like "Mohaun" or something similar
Yannis is greek, too bad the state couldn't understand it. For so many people, Greece is the only reality they've ever known and greek their mother language, even if they are bilingual. Wherever he goes, for better or worse, he is going to carry greece with him.
But we are a t apoint in history when nations have become obsolete formations, the class divisions have become more acute. The point has come when humans need to realise they need to socialise the means of production or perish.
tell them where you want it, I told them I like my minimum at 65 bpm and it makes sleeping better. when it was higher than that I used to fucking twitch and shit from it pacing me too fast while trying to fall asleep.
on the other side I have a workout bike at home and found myself getting exhausted when I shouldn't be because they set my highest bpm too low. just work with them, it's easy for me because I've had the same cardiologist for 24 years now but just let them know
>cantpucks
>crippling depression
Mfw I have no face
>Sam
>rags
it's set higher to mitigate the problems so i doubt they'll bring it back down, they know i don't like it. might ask though, got my appt next week.
How the fuck do you properly evaulate the leafs?
>laffs let the Kitties put 5 GOALS on them
ohhhh, agkylosis, like hooking
For starters, they suck
>canucks
>extreme rectal tearing
>Blue Jackets
>cant see my penis
good luck max! they've been wanting me to get my blood pressure down for a year now so I gotta stop chewing now I guess. do you drink at all? I haven't let it stop me getting drunk
imagine being a fan of the winniggerpeg jests
And with the first selection in the 2019 nhl entry draft.....
Blind or fat or woman?
Sharks
My dicc is fuckin HUGE
...Gary Bettman will attempt to piss six feet straight up in the air without getting wet
good night /hoc/ friends remember to drink a glass of water before sleep to stay hydrated
MY team won, YOUR team is
>rags
prolly shouldn't chew lol, and eat better if you don't already.
>do you drink at all
not regularly, and not heavily, only when out with friends, no more college parties so i haven't been real drunk since prolly my birthday last year.
John Tavares is overra....
Calgary Inferno
Horrific stretchmarks
>gets a pants-trick against the Panthers
>wide open net
>pass the puck
>Tampa bay SHITtening
nice. don't let them telling you how to live longer prevent you from actually living. worst thing is another surgery and fuck it what's one more?
WHAT THE FUCK HOC YOU TOLD ME THAT HE WAS OVERRATED SHIT AND A FAGGOT WHO WORE GAY LITTLE KID PAJAMAS HOW IS THIS HAPPENED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nigga he is a proven player he literally just signed with the laffs because muh pajamas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
kucherov SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>ruins
>4ask
Is Yea Forums bumpy for anyone else?
nah but you doing any bumpys right now lad haha
What a fucking retarded question what the fuck does that even mean never mind don’t answer that just stop being a fuckin retard please for fuck sakes
>dont stop the party~
>replying to grease
>replying to Sean
grim grim grim grim grim grim
Every time you post is a bump :^)
>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise
NO playoffs
LMAO
I'd rather read 100 grease posts than 1 Sean post
Obsessed
Sean is absolutely based
and the superior NY team is going to the playoffs instead
>not taking out the day's frustrations on the retarded darkie
Talk about grim
wew doggy, just took an absolutely massive Metro Division lads
>mention somebody no
>wild "then" even
fucking DICKNUTS
yeah might do another ablation soon, just turned 25 last month so i got a year before i'm off mom's big pharma insurance ;-;
you shoot
no you
no you shoot
please, no, you shoot
The fat alcoholic fatherless handicap faggot anime injun from brampstan is back? Just in time to watch the laffs get utterly destroyed harder than his back again?
Fuckin what in the fuck?
Shannon give me the numbers
user it I could give you my heart I would, I’m ready to move on to God’s Kingdom
"unselfish team play"
>IT WAS 4-2
>RUINS
>POOINS
IT WAS 4-2
CANT SLIGHT THE LIGHT
>BROONS
>IT WAS 4-2
This is a good description of my Penguins powerplay
the reason you are so mean is you are either incarcerated or suffer from a terminal disease
RA5K
and boston thinks they will make the finals because?
What country is the Boston goaler from
KEK MARCHAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MARCHY BTFO
Holy shit, have you guys heard?
Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.
They get gifted the >laffs in the first round and the lightning really like choking
east sweden
Ahahahaha marchand is such a little faggot
I suffer from "Not giving a fuck about what some med nigger THINKS he knows about hockey, when truthfully it ain't a God damn thing"
first year on my own insurance was this year, schedule your first cardiologist appointments for january in the future and you'll knock out your minimum in one visit and the rest of the year is no problem. haven't had a surgery yet but muh parents are rich they'll pay for it. the biggest bitch is finding out that each visit sends like 3 different bills because fuck you they want you to hate them
North Estonia
BOMB5TON BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Big if true
LOL
>wongs
>ADD/depression, the dual monarchy
Boston is VERY mentally weak! and no leadership!
The Leafs offense is too strong for them to handle, and I have word from some VERY important people that say that Boston has no chance, no chance in the series
Boston's coaching is not very strong at all and I would say very bad, while Toronto is very very good
Bahstan transplants on suicide watch
Cries about puck luck all game till they are winning. Are blots "fans" the worst on /hoc/?
>u will b
*glass shatters*
Have a based hockey post to make tomorrow evening, stay tune
yeah our whole insurance/healthcare payment industry is a fucking racket, wonder how long the GOP will hold out on single payer.
>puck luck
Jack capuano is that you?
Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you mutts runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn posts. "anime" this, "Carolina" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a faggot!
(WHAT?)
A manlet
(WHAT?)
An autist
(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit!
(WHAT?)
I'm gunna derail the thread!
(WHAT?)
Send all you cringey sons of bitches home
(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back!
(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO
lol 4-1 series when Bombston plays the lightning at home 2nd round
hopefully forever, I'd be dead if I lived in canada
The post that saved /hoc/
>Minnesota booing it's own power play unit
unironically all SHIT teams tomorrow
I dont know. Teds isles and canes caps is gonna be good to see
Implantable cardioverter defibrillator (ICD)
Based Canada
Wow you weren't lying
>Some retard talks shit the entire game thread
>Team gets btfo
>Vanishes
Is there a better feel?
bout fukken time too
rip, it's definitely worrisome that the quality of top end care is so much lower.
holy shit, Tyler Semen scored a beautfiul goal
>JESTS
>S4M BTFO
I'm sure that's how it went in your head
Not being a sunbelt retard is pretty choice
>tfw American anons will be extra seething to me in /hoc/
Based. Can’t wait.
I literally can't stop winning bets
sam? kek
Pretty sure a lot of the best leaf doctors come here because they make a fuckton more
Mild fans be like
>IT WAS IN
Lol this game doesn't really matter faggots. We're still hosting series until round 3 when we can win Calgary 4 games in win MTS center home ice. Plu s even as ai said this , Kyle connor score again. Keep crying you fucking dogs
digits and you bet your life savings the cup final
Sniff another line, get your mind straight
more like
>pls fukken lose so we don't have to get embarrassed in round one again
>too late to tank
>no chance at cup
JUST
at least it's motogp and mlels season
shut the fuck up sam you caveman
go back
>It was 4-2
Dubnyk doing Dubnyk things
yeah
>be me 1 years old
>parents think I die in my sleep every night
>go to doctor
>I'm awake at the doctor
>he's a faggot says shit is cool
>biopsy my heart
>faggot doctor says nothing is there
>fly to a good doctor thanks to capitalism
>good doctor sees the problem
>gives me a lil battery and i'm cool
*greasy caveman
hey sam were you able to watch the game in cree last night? Must've been cool hearing your native tongue like that!
What? Shit the bed?
Stone Cold Steve Austin is gay and bad at hockey.
yeah my sister is in ireland for grad school
had nightmare care for heart concerns with her pregnancy.
also got too drunk and sliced her hand down to the tendons and they basically wrapped it and said u gud til we can do surgery like a week from now
so close
i already put a bet on a cup winner with house money anyways
Net got knocked off it's moorings so he ran off the ice like it was a delayed penalty. Smart idea... except....he reentered the ice as Minnesota penalty expired causing a too many men penalty against the Wild
tfw Dubnyk is smarter than you
>bad at hockey
we don't know that
I don't speak red nigger . And no. I didn't watch any hockey yesterday. I was zonked by 630
reminds me of that documentary in canada where the guy got chemo for his dog months faster than he got it for himself
just took a nasty manitoba. had to flush twice and light a match.
Serves her right, she shouldn’t be getting drunk while pregnant anyway
Cute girl
laine did a thing
LAINEATION LOCK IN
TURN ON CNN
LAINE JUST DID A THING
fair enough
Laine is scar
Healthcare in america sucks, you can get the same quality of healthcare in Canada and Sweden and not need paying insane amounts for it
LAINE DID SOMETHING
Post game Victory Royale?
oh fuck the retard scored
Jesus Christ what stinks like budget deficits in here?
Shut the fuck up about shit you know nothing about
God damn
I got excited then remembered Pulju is injured
Oh look San Reddit has a game
>Carolina might suck dick at hockey and compensate by playing into the young, faggotier crowds, but at least they have fun
pay your fucking debts you little weasel
I have forgotten more shit than you'll ever know you smug bitch.
Kill all Finns
I bet my team has more cups than your team
will the goose be loose tonight?
t. 67 year old boomer
I was born in 1982 and my team has more Cups than any other team in that time period
No but the Juice is loose
Instead of 2 chains, when the Jets win back to back cups you can start calling me "2 Samz"
That'll be based and redpilled of you btw tbhon
based lol
that's impossible, for the simple reason that there is another team that has as many
is that a phrase your mom used a lot? Is that how you picked it up as a kid?
hey guys my dad killed himself cuz im gay and my penis doesnt work
>tfw need to wonder if starting griess or lehner tomorrow
tonight's the night >we turn it around lads
Wings get a #2 pick this year if >shorks get to the SCF.
wtf I love the >shorks now, it's too bad they're gonna >shork again
huomenta
SAM GOT DABBED ON
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>jones 0-4 last 4
>starting him again
why didn't he just kill you?
>jots
Enjoy losing your playoff spot, nerd.
Nice toi have a nother poster that isn't a complete fucking loser around here
>shorks
I barely get the words out of my mouth, and >shorks start >shorking
>38 seconds
Not much to say now eh?
>blots needed 5 straight pps at the end of the game to win
lmao
simply lmao
he's signed til like 2024 fucking end my existence
Well they need to spark his confidence again. What choice do the have, dell?
did the shorks literally just give up a goal to the wongs that fast?
When in Ireland...
The absolute state of Pedosotan hokkei
grim grim grim
Yet didn't score a single PPG. Cope harder.
>pooins
>Redditville clinched a playoff spot
not scared m8s
>pooins take meaningless penalties at the critical moments at the end of the game
Lmfaoing at the poopins desu
Great night for hockey all around
t.chiraq seething at getting swept
per chance might you be pontificating on Jones, user?
Good plan m8
lmao
>5 (FIVE) penalties
>barely """"win""""
lmao just lmao c u in the ploffs blots u r goin v
They will never recover
how stupid are you, on a scale from 1 to american?
nhl.com is broken
...
yeah but not really pontificating, I'd say I'm stewing about it
lmao how'd that go last year
new
NEW
wtf happened to Braun, he used to be fairly good
which one is it?
...
there's probably a few more coming yet, hold tight
Proper and on-time, shall.
max meyer from lake elmo minnesota
I know you're here