Wtf!?

Wtf!?

You guys told me Ronaldo was just a poacher who only scored tap ins???


But It turns out he was the best winger in the world for 5 years at united?

and he regularly scored incredible long shots and free kicks


how is this possible have Messi fans just been lying to me this whole time?

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He didn't regularly score free kicks. Ronaldo being a free kick specialist is one of the longest lasting memes in football history.

No one cares. Take the mutt sport flooding to reddit

>most free kick goals in CL history

ok bros what the FUCK

how could he make a pass like that? Everyone always says Ronaldo is simply a tap in merchant...

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> ronaldo cant dribb-

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Kid, let me tell you something. Back at those times Messi was so good people said he was taking illegal drugs. Nobody knew how he could go past players as if they werent even there. No matter how many meme tricks Ronaldo was capable of doing, he was far from having talent like Messi

>Anderson assists

jej

unironically looks like the defender celebrates Ronnie's goal for him here

ahh yes, that great goal against... eh... espanyol?

>le post cherry picked highlights of one of the great to prove he was better than another great

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FUCK SAKES THIS THREAD EXISTS EVERY OTHER DAY AND FOR NO REAL REASON AS WELL.

YOU CAN POST CHERRY PICKED HIGHLIGHTS TO THE POST LIMIT FOR BOTH MESSI AND RONALDO GOOD AND BAD.

THEY HAVE HAD LONG ENOUGH CAREERS TO DO SO. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>people said he was taking illegal drugs
messi's drug use is public knowledge, no one needed to speculate anything

>Penaldofags are zoomers
No surprise here

go fuck yourself dude. Everytime you talk about that shit. You can't fucking win just by dribbling everyone, motherfucker. Football is a team sport. You can positively influence the game, your teammates, like Cristiano does. Because he's a NATURAL BORN LEADER. That's more important to him than taking the ball from your side of the field and dribble everyone. If he puts YOU as the #10 on Real Madrid he will look inside your fucking skull and will convince you that you're Ronaldinho Gaúcho! And you will give him an important pass and he will score and he'll give you 200 thousand reais. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THAT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? The mind commands the body, motherfucker. DAMMIT. ALL THE FUCKING TIME IT'S "MESSI WILL TAKE THE BALL AND DRIBBLE EVERYONE" "MESSI W- W- WILL-". Go fuck yourself. CRISTIANO IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD. Last year, and this year again because HE WILL win the Champions again. Because he's a WINNER. Back-to-back champion. A winner. A MAN, A MACHINE, A CAGED BEAST FULL OF HATRED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. HE. DOESN'T. STOP. NEVER. DAMMIT. HE WINS, AND WINS, AND WINS. THAT'S IT.

>40 yard tap in
>30 yard side way pass wow such class
>20 yard tap in
*yawn*

based and tsupilled

Porto you dumb fuck

Fucking based brazilian

that shouldn't really count, that's Helton doing Porto's goalkeeping.

>not rating Tsunaldo because Messi exists

He was a meme dribbler when he was young.

Based

Finally someone that didn't leave out the
"meme" part out

People don't talk about his united years because there isn't much to talk about except a decent and inconsistent winger and his faggot YouTube clips

Really this whole cringe cult is due to him getting carried to three CLs by Sergio Ramos and the most elite, most settled squad of the last decade and somehow taking all the credit. While losing almost every clasico to Messi